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Speaker 1: This just in nightmares are real, and it's happening in Oviedo, Florida.

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Speaker 2: Oh No.

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Speaker 1: Recently a suburban neighborhood there, small craters started appearing in

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Speaker 1: the roads.

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Speaker 3: Oh so, like those sinkholes that sometimes happened.

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Speaker 1: They didn't know what they were, so a public works

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Speaker 1: team was dispatched to go figure out what was causing them,

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Speaker 1: and they realized maybe the problem could be coming from

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Speaker 1: way way underneath the roadways down in the sewer system.

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Speaker 3: What is it.

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Speaker 1: Normally, like five years ago, they would have just sent

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Speaker 1: a couple people down to check it out. But now

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Speaker 1: they have robots that can go down into the passageways

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Speaker 1: and do it for them.

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Speaker 3: And those people, those people are like, thank you.

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: Well luckily they did, because inside the sewers, the robot

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Speaker 1: camera picked up two glowing eyes, which at first they

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Speaker 1: thought was just a toad, but when the mouth came open,

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Speaker 1: they realized it was a six foot thousand pound alligator.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's right, come up to your toilet.

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Speaker 1: They absolutely can alligators live in the sewers.

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Speaker 2: It's not an urban myth anymore.

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Speaker 1: It's real, at least it is in Florida. I'm showing

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Speaker 1: them the pictures of the images that were captured by

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Speaker 1: this robotator.

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Speaker 3: Only thing cool living in the sewers is the mutant turtles.

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Speaker 2: Right, this is not it.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be Anything we put in the sewers is

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Speaker 1: going to turn mutant.

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Speaker 2: Now pretty much?

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Speaker 3: Was a gator causing the hole in the road or

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Speaker 3: was that just coincidence?

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Speaker 1: They don't know, just like, oh my god, there's gators.

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Speaker 1: So front of reminder, kids don't play hide and seek

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Speaker 1: in the storm drains.

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Speaker 2: It's good.

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Speaker 1: Now, let's move on and get into the shock collar

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Speaker 1: question of the day with our own digital jake. Give

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Speaker 1: us some actual something to smile about today, day. Please.

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Speaker 2: Almost a decade ago, the movie Man of Steel starring

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Speaker 2: Henry Cavill hit theaters, and DC Comics declared that day

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Speaker 2: would now and forever more be known as Superman Day.

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Speaker 2: For almost one hundred years, Superman's face countless enemies, but

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Speaker 2: some of the villains, especially in the early days of

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Speaker 2: the comic were kind of strange, weird characters you would

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Speaker 2: see today. That's why to celebrate the Son of Krypton,

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Speaker 2: we'll be doing a special real versus Fake Superman Villain's

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Speaker 2: edition of twenty of twenty. I'll tell you about a

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Speaker 2: comic book bad Guy. You have to tell me if

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Speaker 2: it's a real character that Superman had to fight or

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Speaker 2: if I just made them up. We'll start with the

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Speaker 2: woman who likes her men faster than a speeding bullet.

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Speaker 2: That's Alexis. Yeah, let's go with them. Alexis. Your villain

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Speaker 2: is the Punderer. Armed with a barrage of brown early

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Speaker 2: puns and wordplay. The Punderer distracts and confound Superman with

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Speaker 2: his relentless, cringe inducing humor. Is that a real Superman villain?

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Speaker 3: I just make it nightmare. That would be a villain,

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Speaker 3: That would be someone that needs taken out of the

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Speaker 3: city instantly.

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Speaker 2: And you have to.

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Speaker 1: Think, like the Superman comics came out back in the

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Speaker 1: nineteen thirties, so what was like evil back then is

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Speaker 1: a lot different.

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Speaker 3: Well, but like you also had the Riddler right like

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Speaker 3: for Batman, So why wouldn't you have the Punderer for Superman? Joker?

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Speaker 3: I think Jake knows I hate puns, and I think it's.

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Speaker 2: Fake, Alex said, The Punderer's fake.

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Speaker 1: He is, Come on, DC, you make that a real villain?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, We're on to brook Your villain is the hobby Robber.

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Speaker 2: He first came up against Superman after he stole clark

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Speaker 2: hence rare clock collection and held it for ransom. Oh,

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Speaker 2: is the hobby Robber a real villain or did I

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Speaker 2: just make that up? Not my rare clocks the hobby robber?

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Speaker 3: Actually, I mean it sounds like someone who is a

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Speaker 3: what's the word when people can't get rid of stuff?

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Speaker 2: A hoarder.

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Speaker 3: That's what it sounds like to me. And he comes

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Speaker 3: in on a hobby horse, you know those little stick horses. Okay,

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna go real.

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Speaker 2: Brooks said, the hobby robber is real. He is. He

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Speaker 2: is from nineteen forty four Action Comics number seventy three. Wow,

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Speaker 2: we're on the Jose. Your villain is Doctor Boredom. Using

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Speaker 2: his monotone voice and dull anecdotes, Doctor bored him as

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Speaker 2: the power to sap the energy and enthusiasm from anyone

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Speaker 2: excluding Superman, making even the most thrilling situations excruciatingly tedious?

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Speaker 2: Is he really? Did I just make that up? Pretty sure?

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Speaker 3: This is the person who taught my astronomy class in college.

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Speaker 2: So much action in Superman with the fight scenes in

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Speaker 2: the comics. I feel like it would balance it out.

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Speaker 2: I think it I think it could be real, Jose said,

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Speaker 2: Doctor Boredom is real, he is. I'm sorry, We're over

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Speaker 2: to Jeffrey now. Jeffery, your villain is the grammar Slammer

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Speaker 2: in the same vein as the Punderer the Riddler, with

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Speaker 2: a pension for perfect punctuation and syntax. The grammar Slammer

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Speaker 2: distracts Clark Kent by turning every emergency into a lesson

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Speaker 2: on linguistic correctness.

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Speaker 1: The grammar slammer of real, I'm gonna get you grammar slammer,

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Speaker 1: and he's.

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Speaker 2: Like, you shall.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I could see it though, being like a teaching tool,

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Speaker 3: Like these kids are reading comics, we need to teach

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Speaker 1: Someone didn't use a semico even in the fight scenes

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Speaker 1: they had like paw slamkablam. Like it feels like this

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Speaker 1: would be a way to teach America's youth back in

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Speaker 1: the day, like before the teaching was really great. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because now it's so good, But back then it was

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Speaker 1: all about grammar villains. So I'm saying it's real.

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Speaker 2: Jeffery said. The grammar Slammer is real. He is.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, are so believable, Jake, you came up with two

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Speaker 3: good ones.

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Speaker 2: The boys are out the girls in it. Let's go

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Speaker 2: over to Alexis. Your villain is microwave Man, a scientist

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Speaker 2: gave himself superpowers using only household microwaves, which made him invulnerable.

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Speaker 2: Is microwave Man real or did I make him up?

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Speaker 1: It still works today, by the way, you can microwave

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Speaker 1: yourself into having superpowers.

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Speaker 2: That is not true.

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Speaker 3: Kids, if you're listening, stay away from the microwave.

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Speaker 1: If you're willing to believe it, you deserve to get my.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, I can see. We're like, I'm assuming

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Speaker 2: these are old, like super old. It wasn't like microwave

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Speaker 2: meals like a big deal when it came out or

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Speaker 2: something wants when you went to make your dinner and

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Speaker 2: you couldn't because of the microwave man taking the power.

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Speaker 2: So it's real.

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Speaker 3: Alexis is just scared of the microwave.

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Speaker 2: Alexis said, microwave Man is real.

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Speaker 1: He is.

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Speaker 2: He's real from actually comings forty seven and nineteen seventy eight.

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Speaker 2: At no point in time did he use his powers

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Speaker 2: to reheat a pizza. But he was at pain in

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Speaker 2: Superman's side. We're over to Brook. This is sudden death.

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Speaker 2: You get this right and you win. You get it wrong,

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Speaker 2: and Alexis wins. Your villain is mister bureaucrat. This villain

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Speaker 2: uses endless paperwork, permits and red tape to bog down Superman,

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Speaker 2: turning to every heroic effort. It was a frustrating battle

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Speaker 2: against bureaucracy. Is that really? Did I make that up?

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Speaker 2: I feel like it's real in life.

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Speaker 3: I don't know that it's real in Superman, So I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna say you made it up.

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Speaker 2: Brooks said, mister bureaucrat is fake.

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Speaker 1: He is.

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Speaker 2: That means Brook has won the Superman edition of olenty

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Speaker 2: of twenty.

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Speaker 1: Since Brook takes the victory today, she gets to choose

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Speaker 1: who gets shocked and they'll be singing I'm a Believer

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Speaker 1: by smash Mouth.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with Jose for being my comic book

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Speaker 3: guy and not staying in long enough.

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Speaker 2: All right, And then I saw her face. Now believe

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Speaker 2: that's your shock collar. Question of the day.

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Speaker 1: You got your phone tap coming up in just a

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Speaker 1: few minutes.

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning