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Speaker 1: He's another. Hello. Hi, this is Casey right back. I'm

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Speaker 1: calling from a medical center. I was looking for a Brandon.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's me. Hello Brandon, I'm calling from doctor's office. Okay. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: He wanted me to call you regarding your recent visit. Great, okay,

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Speaker 1: what's going on? Well he actually said that he might

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Speaker 1: have a solution for the tendonitis that you're dealing with. Great,

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Speaker 1: but I just needed to get a few questions answered

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Speaker 1: for him. If you have a moment, sure, no problem,

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Speaker 1: all right. First off, I need to know how often

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Speaker 1: you're intimate with yourself. I'm sorry, I think i'm miss

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Speaker 1: understood you. What did you ask him? I need to

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Speaker 1: know how often you pleasure yourself. You can tell me

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Speaker 1: a monthly number or a weekly number, whatever works for you,

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Speaker 1: but I just need kind of an average. I don't

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Speaker 1: understand why you're asking me that. Well, doctor said it

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Speaker 1: could have a direct correlation with your tendonitis. It's a

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Speaker 1: recent medical study that was done. So he just wanted

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Speaker 1: me to call and see if I can get that information.

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Speaker 1: Then you can look over some things and ask you

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Speaker 1: to come back in for some time. I just I

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Speaker 1: feel really weird. I mean, I would talk to my

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Speaker 1: doctor about that, maybe privately, but I can't imagine what

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Speaker 1: it has to do with you know, we're all humans,

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Speaker 1: we all do it. Answering this question could help your

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Speaker 1: health a lot, So if you could, I mean, I

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Speaker 1: hear what you're asking me. It just it seems really,

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Speaker 1: it seems weird you'd asked me that first tendonitis. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I thought the same thing for a second, you know,

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Speaker 1: And then I talked to the doctor some more because

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Speaker 1: I was like, hey, if I'm going to call this

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Speaker 1: guy and ask him this, I need a little bit

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Speaker 1: of background. I mean, obviously you know, you know it's

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Speaker 1: not even the same elbough. Did you just laugh at me? No, no,

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Speaker 1: I didn't at all. Sorry, it sounds to me like

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Speaker 1: you were laughing at me. No, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. He's some medical professional here. I am a professional.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I I didn't expect you to tell me

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Speaker 1: which side you were using to do it. I didn't Well,

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Speaker 1: I willn't tell it. I'm just meant it has nothing

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Speaker 1: to do with my ten to ninety sir, If you could,

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Speaker 1: if you could just take a breath for a moment,

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Speaker 1: I can know. I mean, it's just weird. I know.

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Speaker 1: I can tell that you're getting a little worked up,

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Speaker 1: and I'm yeah, I don't want you to be embarrassed.

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Speaker 1: I'm a medical professional. There's nothing you can say that

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Speaker 1: will shock me. Nothing I want to tell you if

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Speaker 1: it would help my situation. I guess that it's I mean,

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Speaker 1: for me, it's just really weird that you'd ask completely understand.

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Speaker 1: I just need an average per month of how many

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Speaker 1: times you burp the worm? How many times I what

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Speaker 1: burp the worm? It's not a medical term, but I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to make you feel more comfortable to talk to you,

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Speaker 1: and then you just them I'm sor right, sir, I apologize.

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Speaker 1: I may have been out of line. May you were

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Speaker 1: out of wine? What's your name again? My name is Casey?

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Speaker 1: Right back, Let's go back to medical terms. Let's go

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Speaker 1: back to medical terms. All right. I was just hoping

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Speaker 1: that maybe that little joke would loosen you up a

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Speaker 1: bit and you wouldn't feel so embarrassing, sodiculous. This would

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Speaker 1: beyond ridiculous. If you can just give me an average

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Speaker 1: of the amount of times you do that, I'll have

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Speaker 1: my information. I'll give it to the doctor. Can I

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Speaker 1: trust you that this isn't you're not can I trust you?

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Speaker 1: Of course you can, sir, this is my job. I'm

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Speaker 1: not gonna know. You've already done a comedy routine on

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Speaker 1: me with your listen. There's confidentiality between you and I.

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Speaker 1: I legally can't say anything to anybody about the doctor.

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Speaker 1: All right, All right, fair enough on that, right? I

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Speaker 1: mean you got hippa rules or whatever? Yeah, exactly, sir. Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean I guess you know a monthly average? Is

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Speaker 1: that what you're looking for? Yes, that would be great.

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Speaker 1: I don't know sixteen eighteen like that? Whoa, wow, that

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Speaker 1: is impressive? What oh you're getting after it? Wait? Second, dude,

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Speaker 1: you just said you're gonna be professional and this was

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Speaker 1: some I know, but I had no idea we were

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Speaker 1: gonna get to that kind of numbers. No, no, look, Jesus,

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Speaker 1: no wonder you don't have tennis elbow? What I didn't

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Speaker 1: hear what you just said? I said, I said, I

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Speaker 1: was surprised you don't have tennis elbow from all that action.

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Speaker 1: Jesus Jesus, you man, dude, dude, stop laughing at me.

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Speaker 1: I just I trusted you with with with personal information. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: talking about regulations and you're you're laughing at me. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: but that just not abnormal. A lot of dudes do

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Speaker 1: it every day, whatever, man, Yeah, not seen eighteen times.

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Speaker 1: You are definitely on the high end of the scale there, buddy.

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Speaker 1: All right, all right, I don't care what doctor is doing.

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Speaker 1: I need to talk to I can't. I can't. They

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Speaker 1: just drive over there, Okay, I can't let you talk

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Speaker 1: to him. No, No, I'm gonna talk to him, and

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Speaker 1: you're gonna lose your damn job. No, I'm not because

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Speaker 1: I don't even work that. What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: This is actually jewel from brook and Jewel in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. Your girlfriend Dina set you up. No, she

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Speaker 1: sent me an email to see if I could find

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Speaker 1: out how often you are with yourself. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: and now she knows sixteen eighteen times? Huh that maybe

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Speaker 1: more like twenty five? Oh my god, Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Purpose good word, You're wake up every morning with jewel

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Speaker 1: phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties, ninety two point

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Speaker 1: five