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Speaker 1: Girl, what's up with you?

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Speaker 2: The right number, it's the loser line. Go on, just

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Speaker 2: call me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.

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Speaker 2: It works like this. Let's say someone approaches you when

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Speaker 2: you have the club, the club, you've already been at

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Speaker 2: the club, obviously I.

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Speaker 3: Have too many and he uses this charming pickup line

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Speaker 3: on you.

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Speaker 4: I've got one PLYI I've got two plies, but all

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Speaker 4: I really want is your reply.

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Speaker 1: Toilet.

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Speaker 4: Hit me up on my Instagram at t P Timmy.

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Speaker 3: And whatever you do, do not go to that Instagram

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Speaker 3: page because you will never be able to flush away

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Speaker 3: the images of what you find there. Instead, touch him

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Speaker 3: on his elbow and then ask if he wants to

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Speaker 3: go toilet paper a house with you sometimes, and that's

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Speaker 3: when you give him the number to the loser line,

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Speaker 3: so hopefully he calls it and leaves an awkward voicemail

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Speaker 3: we can play over the air voicemails like.

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Speaker 5: This one as I don't know if you remember me,

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Speaker 5: but I just wanted to call you because something's been

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Speaker 5: on my mind. Because you know, when when we met,

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Speaker 5: you had told me that you lost.

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Speaker 6: Your cat and I felt really really bad and I

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Speaker 6: said I was sorry about that, But now it's just

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Speaker 6: occurring to me, like, why didn't I offer to help

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Speaker 6: her look or do something? I mean, I was I

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Speaker 6: was so focused on impressing you and looking good like

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Speaker 6: I forgot to be a good guy. So sorry about

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Speaker 6: all that. This is me calling saying I would really

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Speaker 6: like to help. And even though it's been two years

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Speaker 6: since that conversation, I'm really.

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Speaker 5: Sorry about the lake call, but I'm here to help.

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Speaker 2: When girls. Huh, why didn't you guys ever think we do?

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Speaker 2: It just takes us a couple of years to think

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Speaker 2: about this. Yes, welcome to the male mind.

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Speaker 7: But I can't believe he remembered about the cat. I

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Speaker 7: guess yet.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I know there's a statute of limitations on crimes,

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Speaker 3: but should there be a statute of limitations on finding

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Speaker 3: lost pets? I know.

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Speaker 2: I love those stories where they're like eight years later.

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Speaker 3: The way, Yes, this might be the cutest love story

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Speaker 3: of all time that we just found.

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Speaker 1: Good for you man, next message, August, this Hi, it's

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Speaker 1: I'm so glad we crossed paths.

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Speaker 7: This is going to sound a little crazy, but I

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Speaker 7: have always dreamed of meeting a guy with a name

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Speaker 7: that sounds like a month.

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Speaker 1: It sounds weird, but you know because like I'm and

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Speaker 1: you're Augustus, and like, I don't know, it's just so

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Speaker 1: cool because then we could like, sorry, I don't want to,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to like get ahead of myself.

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Speaker 7: Here, but you know, we could get married and have

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Speaker 7: ten babies and each of our babies has a different

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Speaker 7: month name, Like I want to have a family with

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Speaker 7: a little.

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Speaker 1: Calendar because it's so cute.

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Speaker 7: And oh god, I really, I hope I'm not freaking

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Speaker 7: you out with it. Sorry, I mean I guess we

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Speaker 7: should probably, you know, have dinner first next.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let's start there.

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Speaker 3: We can all agree a calendar family is cute if

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Speaker 3: you had a baby for every month and then you

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Speaker 3: and the husband, you know, the fights between that family

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Speaker 3: would be so funny, like mom, November hit me.

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Speaker 1: Well, you shush up July and also.

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Speaker 2: Confusing where are their birthdays? Like that was born in June?

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Speaker 7: And I know my mom wanted to name me Autumn,

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Speaker 7: but she's like, then people will think you were born then, Yeah,

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Speaker 7: they don't think Autumn Fox was a stripper.

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Speaker 2: I don't have the other Actually, now I'm coming around

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Speaker 2: more on that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not too late to change Brook. But do

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Speaker 3: you know the perfect date to check out our socials?

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Speaker 2: Any date?

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Speaker 1: Yea.

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Speaker 3: And good news for any of those families of ten

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Speaker 3: or more if you're wondering is the content appropriate for children?

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Speaker 3: We haven't been shut down by the FCC yet, so

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Speaker 3: coup warnings. Hey yeah, and that woman was almost named

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Speaker 3: the strippers name, so I would risk it.

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Speaker 2: Now, let's go back to the clipse.

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Speaker 8: Hey, Eden, Uh, it's it's uh, just call into Uh

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Speaker 8: hang on, just dropped my chin up where I put it.

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Speaker 8: Oh there it is.

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Speaker 5: Uh.

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Speaker 8: Anyway, Hey, I'm just calling to follow up on that

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Speaker 8: that seafood uh Wright Felix, you know, stop, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 8: My cat's trying to eat the pan Felix. No, God, okay, listen,

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Speaker 8: all right, listen. So uh anyway, Uh, the seafood place

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Speaker 8: telling you about it got condemned, so my plan won't work.

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Speaker 8: But I find another place that does and get back.

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Speaker 8: All right, listen, I gotta go. I'll talk to you later.

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't trust his judgment and restaurant yet me.

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Speaker 3: You know, like he's like, I'll take you somewhere else.

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Speaker 2: I'd be like, no, let me beg Yeah, he was

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Speaker 2: disappointed that it was closed. Yeah, they have the best.

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Speaker 3: It's weird too that normally when you yell at cats,

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Speaker 3: they listen to you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what's wrong with that one?

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Speaker 3: We have some frisky felines in today's I'm not even

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Speaker 3: mad at it.

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Speaker 1: Next message, So this message is for mister. I'm calling

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Speaker 1: about the casting choices you made for the upcoming school

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Speaker 1: production of Grief. My eighth grade daughter, Olivia. She gave

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Speaker 1: me your number because she thought I was going to

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Speaker 1: embarrass her by kim funny you at school. So instead

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Speaker 1: I'm just sending a message. I am not happy with

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Speaker 1: your decision to cast her into town because everybody knows

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Speaker 1: in Greece that's what friend she is. She gets around,

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Speaker 1: all the boys in school know her. She drinks alcohol,

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Speaker 1: and I'm pretty sure she's promiscuous with faculty members and teachers.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't confirm that last bit when I looked it

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Speaker 1: up on Wikipedia, but the last time I watched the movie,

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that's what happened. So I'm not happy

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Speaker 1: about that. Right now, I appreciate it if you reverse

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Speaker 1: your decision. You need to make Olivia the lead. Sandra

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Speaker 1: d She's wonderful and you can pick some other Tralla

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Speaker 1: for friend she I know at least two other girls

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Speaker 1: in her class that would fit that role perfectly. So

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Speaker 1: let's discuss thank you.

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Speaker 2: I love that eighth grader, Yeah, give her own mom.

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Speaker 3: The loser line numbers that Although I don't know what

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Speaker 3: version of Greece that mom watched, I definitely want to

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Speaker 3: see that one.

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Speaker 2: The dark Web.

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Speaker 3: Forward us that link because we need to see it,

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Speaker 3: our second dates, our phone taps, and video of us

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Speaker 3: reacting live in studio to all the loser line clips.

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Speaker 2: You just don't.

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Speaker 3: Don't talk to them. They're not our friends. But we've

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Speaker 3: got a brand new phone tab coming up right after

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Speaker 3: this