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Speaker 1: Thanks for letting me borrow your underwear today, English seven? Oh,

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Speaker 1: no worries, Okay, Jewels Show, I appreciate it. Waited. Oh

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Speaker 1: actually I brought English Sevans socks. Isn't technically underwear? No,

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Speaker 1: I'm actually borrowing my co host and wife Alex's underwear today,

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Speaker 1: and it is nice. I've never felt sex here? Is

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Speaker 1: How's it feel pretty good? I don't know if you knows.

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Speaker 1: My voice is a little higher today. Part of being

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Speaker 1: human is borrowing underwear from friends. Right, well, I don't

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Speaker 1: being all around disgusting. Yes, agreed, they are, Yes human,

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Speaker 1: we are. Being a human being means being a disgusting

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Speaker 1: creature who doesn't want to admit that you're a disgusting

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Speaker 1: creature because well, we can drive in stuff, but no,

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Speaker 1: we're still pretty gross anyway. The pandemic has really changed

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Speaker 1: go back to normal. That's why some science e type

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Speaker 1: scientists recently did a little bit of sciencing by asking

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Speaker 1: two thousand people if there's anything that they'll never do

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Speaker 1: top answers. Using someone else's deodorant. You really, I don't

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Speaker 1: as it doesn't go inside the other person, it's fun

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Speaker 1: saying deodorant doesn't go inside you, so it's fine. I'm

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Speaker 1: but I've done it the way Alex said, like wipe

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Speaker 1: I think I think I might actually carry hand sanitizer everywhere.

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Speaker 1: You know? Yeah, because you can go into any restaurant

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Speaker 1: that came out anymore after the pandemic emic is over

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Speaker 1: because they're scared of germs now standing really close to

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Speaker 1: not do that anywhere. Yeah, I didn't like that anyways. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's horrible stink. We're going over a new survey of

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Speaker 1: the top things people say they're not going to do

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Speaker 1: All right, in just a few minutes, it's your brand

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Speaker 1: new phone prank. It's a Jewel show, the Jewbil Show

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Speaker 1: on demand. It's another Jewbil phone prank Mornings. Hello, Hey, Gordo,

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Speaker 1: it's Chas. This is this is Gordon. Who's this? I

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Speaker 1: know who it is? Silly, it's Chats. What's up, dude?

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Speaker 1: How's it going? Chairs? We we met before? I don't

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Speaker 1: we met at least three times that night. What is up? Bro?

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Speaker 1: What what night he's talking about? Oh my god, you

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Speaker 1: of that rings a bell? No, I think I think

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Speaker 1: you might have the wrong person, man, Chassis Bear. Oh my,

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Speaker 1: I don't think I realized how drunk you were. You

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Speaker 1: You're stay with you? Uh yeah a couple times? No, No, no, no, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I never did anything like that. You know what? All right, final,

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Speaker 1: I'll prove it to you. Then, what do you mean?

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Speaker 1: I'll text you these pictures that I have of Gordo

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Speaker 1: your phone? Oh my god, what does that look like

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Speaker 1: shut up with the boyfriend thing. Man, I gotta figure

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell my girlfriend that I slept with it

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Speaker 1: this phone prank worked. What do you what do you

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Speaker 1: mean phone prank? I mean that this is actually Jewel

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Speaker 1: and your girlfriend say you up? What are you serious? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: him to make it look like you are snuggling me.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, thank god. Did you you actually bought

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Speaker 1: When people are caught cheating, they will deny it, like

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Speaker 1: What wasn't me like it's definitely not like my I

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Speaker 1: And that's what's happening right now. A woman's on the phone.

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Speaker 1: Her name is Pam. She emailed in saying my husband

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Speaker 1: say he thinks I'm really stupid and I need him

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Speaker 1: to get caught so this can finally be over. Pam,

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Speaker 1: how are you? Um, guys, I've been better? Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: that it was something else. Absolutely, this is not a

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Speaker 1: know something's going on different in anything, like if they

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Speaker 1: Can we talk about this? Not? There's nothing in whatever

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Speaker 1: What is it? Tom? This is the Jewel Show? More

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry? What lying? Sackers? Oh? Tom? Who's Natalie? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Who's Natalie? Yeah? Who's Natalie? To Nattie, We're gonell you.

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Speaker 1: She's a friend. Okay, she's a friend. Tom, Just admit it.

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Speaker 1: on Demand, Jewils Dirty Little Secret. We guys are ready

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Speaker 1: moves made on you at all? Yeah? I mean some

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Speaker 1: trib but I turn them down every time. Gosh right,

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Speaker 1: I mean do you have any idea of how to

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Speaker 1: do these things on your own though? Like change your

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Speaker 1: light bulb and stuff. So I actually know how to

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Speaker 1: do all of that stuff, probably way better than these

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Speaker 1: guys do. But you know, it's more free time. You

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Speaker 1: have all the skills to do all the things that

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Speaker 1: you're having guys do for you by flirting with them.

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Speaker 1: You just don't want to do it. Yeah, for sure,

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Speaker 1: Why do it if I don't have to? If they're

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Speaker 1: doing errands for you and things like that, are like

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Speaker 1: as any of them giving you money to Yeah, are

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Speaker 1: you flirting with them to get cash? Pay some bills?

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Speaker 1: Dolla dolla bills, y'all. I haven't tried that one, but

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Speaker 1: I have saved money on gas. It sounds like these

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Speaker 1: guys would do yea and some light bulbs. It sounds

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Speaker 1: like these guys would do anything for you. So I

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Speaker 1: would upgrade your game to cash. Yeah, I would definitely. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to use them. You are using them, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I think that's still using them, but you know,

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Speaker 1: like not really like I'm not using them using them.

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Speaker 1: I'm just like having them do things for me to

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Speaker 1: help me. Yeah. And you're not like paying them to

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Speaker 1: do the things for you, You're having them do it

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Speaker 1: by flirting with them. Yeah. Yeah, Okay, Well I think

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Speaker 1: everybody in this room can agree. What is that called

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Speaker 1: using Oh that just goes to show you women can

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Speaker 1: get anything from thirsty dudes. And speaking of thirsty dudes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: follow Alex online. I'm a thirsty dude. No thirsty dudes

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Speaker 1: would want to follow you because you're a d follow

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Speaker 1: ale online. I'm like, I guess that didn't really make

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Speaker 1: my point. Yeah, I'm a thirsty dude for Alex follow

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Speaker 1: me online. I do follow her, but it's at that

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Speaker 1: dres If you want to follow Alex at that dre is.

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Speaker 1: If you want to follow me, it's at Jewel Fresh,

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Speaker 1: And if you want to follow me, it's at Evan

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Speaker 1: on the Radio. And also you can just follow the

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Speaker 1: show at the show. Sorry to be so confusing about

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Speaker 1: the thirsty dude thing at duds, but I'm definitely not

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Speaker 1: one of them. The Jewel Show on Demand and welcome

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Speaker 1: to the i n N, the Idiot News Network where

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Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news. For Wednesday, February seventeenth,

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Speaker 1: twenty one, I'm Jewel Fresh and forgive me Father, for

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Speaker 1: I have sinned? How many Hailmayer passes do I need

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Speaker 1: to complete to be okay with God? That didn't make

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Speaker 1: any sense, but it will now when I tell you

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Speaker 1: about the story. Wallet hub dot com just released its

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Speaker 1: annual list ranking the states from the most to the

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Speaker 1: least sinful. Oh okay, wow, yeah, so maybe where you

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Speaker 1: live there's lots of sin. The most sinful places in

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Speaker 1: this country, according to wallethub dot com, number one Nevada,

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Speaker 1: Sin City. Las Vegas is number two California, number three

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Speaker 1: Texas Georgia, Florida, Louisiana, Tennessee, South Carolina, Illinois, Mississippi. And

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Speaker 1: if you notice, all of those places are the Bible

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Speaker 1: belt where they tell you every but he's just clean.

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Speaker 1: But those are apparently the most sinful. According to walletub

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Speaker 1: dot com sense, the ten least sinful places Wyoming, Idaho, Vermont, Utah,

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Speaker 1: New Hampshire, Iowa, Maine, North Dakota, Nebraska at Minnesota. That's funny, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so really funny because it sounds like it's actually like

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Speaker 1: that's how it should be. Yeah, it does. All the

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Speaker 1: places that you know consider themselves to be very religious

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Speaker 1: are the most sinful ones. For like, place like Wyoming,

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Speaker 1: who have you know, a population of ninety nine, there's

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Speaker 1: not going to be much thin going on there, I

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Speaker 1: feel like. So there you go. So your next vacation

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Speaker 1: you're booking, if you want to go to one of

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Speaker 1: those sinful places, go to Las Vegas. Go to Las Vegas.

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Speaker 1: We already know that's very sinful. Fun What happens there

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Speaker 1: stays there. And if you want just a boring, non

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Speaker 1: sinful vacation, then Vermont is the spot for you. Well

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Speaker 1: that's all I have. This is the I n N,

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Speaker 1: the idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news,

489
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,600
Speaker 1: they report the news. For our next story, let's send

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Speaker 1: it over to Alex Fresh, who's on location in Los Angeles, California. Lovely,

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Speaker 1: So in case you guys missed it, or like live

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Speaker 1: under a Rock or something, you know, the gorilla glue

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Speaker 1: girl put the girl glue in her hair. Yes, I'm

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Speaker 1: claiming that she didn't know that she shouldn't do that,

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Speaker 1: and then how to go to the hospital and have

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Speaker 1: it like going undergo surgery for it while doing them right,

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Speaker 1: I think. So, I don't love the one, but well,

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Speaker 1: I'm not talking about her, but there was another TikToker

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Speaker 1: who did the same thing. Kidding, Yeah, No, a copycat

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Speaker 1: TikToker who put gorilla glue in their hair because they

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Speaker 1: think it's going to turn out different for them. What. Well, No,

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Speaker 1: I think it's just because they're chasing clout. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: because they can't be chasing a Look, it doesn't look

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Speaker 1: she's acting like she didn't know that was going to happen,

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Speaker 1: and like wait in the TikTok video, Yeah, this new

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Speaker 1: one is acted like she didn't know what was going

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Speaker 1: to happen when she put gorilla glue in her hair,

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Speaker 1: even though the first person that did it has made

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Speaker 1: national news everywhere and it's gone viral everywhere, and she's

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Speaker 1: like the story so far this year, trying to comb

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Speaker 1: her hair, saying, y'all, I can't even I can't even

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Speaker 1: comb my hair, like acting like that. She surprised about it,

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Speaker 1: but she said she went to the hospital and they

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Speaker 1: gave her some options of how to like use some

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Speaker 1: at home remedies like cocon oils or like shaver head.

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Speaker 1: There's a picture of her with this nasty glue in

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Speaker 1: her hair, and if if you saw it, you would

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Speaker 1: realize why she did it. Yeah, I'll post a picture

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Speaker 1: and I say that, you know, sarcastically, but I'll post

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Speaker 1: a picture on the Jewel Show Instagram, Okay, so you

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Speaker 1: guys can see it. This person, though, is just very young,

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00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:17,600
Speaker 1: and you can just tell that they want cloud, they

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Speaker 1: want followers, they want to be in the news. And

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Speaker 1: because of the first gorilla glue girl, I guess what

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Speaker 1: it worked. Yeah, I did, because I'm reporting on her,

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Speaker 1: and that's all I haven't sending them back to you.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Alex. This is the i n N,

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news,

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Speaker 1: report the news. And for our next story, let's send

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Speaker 1: it on over to English Evan, who's on location on

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Speaker 1: the set of his new cooking reality competition The brit

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Speaker 1: and the Bean, where contestants compete to make the best

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Speaker 1: three bean casserole. Wow, I've never had a casserole. What. Yeah, ever,

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't make a green bean castle. I'll bring it

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Speaker 1: for you. Don't people have them during like American holiday Thanksgiving? Okay? Yeah,

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00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:57,760
Speaker 1: the big one Steve, Oh yes, oh, yes, okay. You

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Speaker 1: can have it any day of the week, but those

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Speaker 1: are the best time stand have it. Yeah, well then

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Speaker 1: we should wait. Okay, So my story actually is about

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Speaker 1: I debated for a long time whether to include this

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Speaker 1: or not. So I'm going to winter weather storm prediction.

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Speaker 1: You say, don't drive six hours over a mountain pass

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Speaker 1: of death. You say, what that sounds familiar? That does

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Speaker 1: sound familiar. But if you missed this story in the

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Speaker 1: real news, that's because it wasn't in the real news.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, as you guys know, my girlfriend is in college,

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Speaker 1: so I drove pretty far away to go see her

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Speaker 1: without really acknowledging the winter weather warnings that are happening

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Speaker 1: across the country. So for a Valentine's Day, you wanted

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Speaker 1: to go to your girlfriend obviously, Yeah, yeah, and guess

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Speaker 1: what I'd do it again, Alex. Okay, that's fine. But

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Speaker 1: what happened, Well, on the way back, there were a

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Speaker 1: lot of avalanche warnings and there were pretty much my

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Speaker 1: entire way back, there were trucks that had left the

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Speaker 1: road because they had slid into like snow and slid

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Speaker 1: into literally trees. Yeah, and I'm just driving pass again,

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00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,960
Speaker 1: get back. So you're the idiot and the news and

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00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 1: we point in the news, yes, okay, that makes sense.

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Speaker 1: I'm living the life. There you go. You are about

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Speaker 1: about to lose job, lady, and uh guess that means

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Speaker 1: the i n N is today. I don't even know

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Speaker 1: what that last story was. Job's about to lose yo job.

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Speaker 1: You're about to lose yo yo job because you, oh nothing,

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Speaker 1: And yes, Evan wants to point out again that he's

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Speaker 1: the best boyfriend in the world. You know what time Alright,

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Speaker 1: that was the i n N, the Idiot News Network

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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news day Tune in

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Speaker 1: tomorrow same time for another hard This is I N

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Speaker 1: N News News, The Jebel Show on demand First Date

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Speaker 1: follow up the guy on the phone for a first

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Speaker 1: date fall today. His name is Gabriel. Oh, like the

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Speaker 1: angel yeah, or like Iglesias, the comedian Alex, you know

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Speaker 1: any other Gabriels. No, Well that's what this is exciting.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully we can get this guy another date and maybe

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Speaker 1: and Alex just met her first. Gabriel's up, Gabriel, how

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Speaker 1: are you? I'm good? How's everybody doing? Good? Not get bad?

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Speaker 1: You're not going to call back from a girl that

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Speaker 1: you went out on a date with. What's her name?

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Speaker 1: Oh god, we're getting back to the name thing. Her

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Speaker 1: name is Savannah, And tell us a little bit about Savannah. Well,

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Speaker 1: we we originally met on Tinder, and we hit it

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Speaker 1: off on Tinder, so we went to I suggested to

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Speaker 1: her and she agreed. You know from the conversations that

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Speaker 1: we had that we meet at a farmer's market. That's

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Speaker 1: not a bad idea, Yeah, farmers market side. You can

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Speaker 1: social distance, yeah yeah, we could be outside, we didn't

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Speaker 1: have to be bunched up next to each other, and

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Speaker 1: all sorts of arts and crafts. Yeah, definitely some ce

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Speaker 1: big gas stuff out there, but it was good, though.

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Speaker 1: You enjoyed the farmers market more importantly, did it seem

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Speaker 1: like she enjoyed the farmers market? It seemed like she

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Speaker 1: did enjoy the farmer's market. I enjoyed it. We walked

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Speaker 1: around the farmers markt we talked. Did you buy her flowers?

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Speaker 1: I didn't buy her flowers. How do you go to

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Speaker 1: a farmer's market on a date and not buy flowers?

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Speaker 1: You've got a billion of them around you. I thought

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Speaker 1: it was I'm sort of a I thought I bought her.

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Speaker 1: I bought her a bunch of bananas. What instead of

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Speaker 1: flowers would be? I thought it would be cute instead

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Speaker 1: of flowers, I got her. I got her a bunch

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Speaker 1: of bananas. She's not a gorilla. Apparently she needs some fantassium. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: at least she got her something. But I would go

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Speaker 1: with flowers next time over bananas. I mean, yeah, every guy.

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Speaker 1: You know, every time a guy goes out with a girl,

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Speaker 1: he gets her flowers. I mean, how many guys give

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Speaker 1: a girl bananas? You? Yes? I think you all. Well,

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Speaker 1: at least it's thinking outside of the box. No, No,

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Speaker 1: I know you guys I know you guys are joker

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Speaker 1: with me, but yeah, she really I gave her the

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Speaker 1: bananas and she laughed, and she really enjoyed the joke

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Speaker 1: about getting the bananas. Okay, And and you know she

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Speaker 1: she didn't bring up flowers or anything like that. We

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Speaker 1: walked around, We had a great conversation. I have a

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Speaker 1: sense of humor. She had a great sense of humor.

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Speaker 1: Everyone who isn't funny, He says, That's how it was.

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Speaker 1: Why do you think she's not calling you back then?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I have really no idea. I thought the

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Speaker 1: date went great. At the end of it, I went

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Speaker 1: in for a hug. I got the hug, and I

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Speaker 1: went for the kiss. I felt the tension. No kiss,

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Speaker 1: I can understand that. So I backed off. Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: no kiss? All right, So did you ask her or

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Speaker 1: did you just go in? She said no? Or did

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Speaker 1: you just go in? And her eyes said no? And

625
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 1: he backed up that one. Yeah, I went in and

626
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:44,640
Speaker 1: it was like her whole body tensed up and it

627
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:47,480
Speaker 1: was just like h And I'm like okay, So I

628
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:50,640
Speaker 1: backed off and then we talked on the phone for

629
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:53,840
Speaker 1: about an hour later that night. Oh wow, okay. And

630
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,640
Speaker 1: then is that the last time you heard from her.

631
00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:59,120
Speaker 1: That's the last time I heard from her. If there's

632
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:02,840
Speaker 1: if there's one thing. We were on the phone and

633
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 1: I made this joke about the farmer's market, all right,

634
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:08,320
Speaker 1: and I told her, I said, I really had a

635
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 1: good time with you today, but that farmer's market sucked, right, Okay.

636
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:18,080
Speaker 1: I don't know where you're going with this. Yeah, yeah,

637
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:21,200
Speaker 1: that's what she said. And then I said, yeah, I

638
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:27,480
Speaker 1: didn't see any farmers anywhere. Okay, it's not actually a

639
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:31,240
Speaker 1: market for farmers, like that's what they call, yeah, like

640
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:34,440
Speaker 1: the farmer's market. Yeah, yeah, I know that's the joke.

641
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:37,520
Speaker 1: No farmers at the farmer's market, right, okay. So did

642
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:40,400
Speaker 1: you have to explain it to her the same way? Well,

643
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:44,680
Speaker 1: she didn't say anything, and I'm like, well, maybe all

644
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:49,240
Speaker 1: the farmers are outstanding in their field. Oh, kept going

645
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:51,480
Speaker 1: with the joke, and I kept going with it, and

646
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:55,440
Speaker 1: she didn't get the second part either. So yeah, I

647
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:59,120
Speaker 1: you know, I explained the joke to her and she

648
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 1: said she said, yeah, yeah, I got it. Okay. Well,

649
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:06,720
Speaker 1: and then it was she you know, she didn't laugh

650
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 1: or anything like that, and I told her, I'm like,

651
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:12,239
Speaker 1: you know, I'm sorry, sometimes I'm awkward with jokes. I

652
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:15,080
Speaker 1: like puns and jokes. And then the rest of the

653
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:18,319
Speaker 1: conversation was fine, okay, and then I not heard from

654
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:20,840
Speaker 1: her since. All right, so you think it might have

655
00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:24,480
Speaker 1: been the farmer's market joke that didjan If it's anything,

656
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,839
Speaker 1: it's the farmer's market joke. All right, So we'll play

657
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 1: a song, come back, call her and see if we

658
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:32,080
Speaker 1: can figure out why she's not getting back to you. Okay, yes,

659
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:34,439
Speaker 1: thank you, yea, all right, hang on, it's the Jewel Show.

660
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:39,719
Speaker 1: It has been way too long, way too long since

661
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:43,759
Speaker 1: I have heard a good farmer's market joke. Thankfully, because

662
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:45,680
Speaker 1: of today's first date follow up, I don't have to

663
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:48,560
Speaker 1: wait anymore. Good because all the phone is Gabriel and

664
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 1: Gabriel went out on a date with a girl named Savannah.

665
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:52,879
Speaker 1: She's not calling him back now and he can't figure

666
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:55,000
Speaker 1: out why. They went to the farmer's market, and he

667
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:58,240
Speaker 1: said that they had a great time. They walked around,

668
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:02,480
Speaker 1: sampled all the stuff, even at her bananas instead of flowers,

669
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:05,920
Speaker 1: because Bana thought that would be funny and apparently didn't

670
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,320
Speaker 1: turn her off. You gotta hug at the end of

671
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:11,120
Speaker 1: the night and they even talked for like an Gabriel.

672
00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:12,560
Speaker 1: I didn't ask you how long did you guys talk

673
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:14,640
Speaker 1: after your date? You said you spoke that evening as well.

674
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:17,560
Speaker 1: We talked for about an hour on the phone. Okay.

675
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:20,359
Speaker 1: And the only reason that you can think that she's

676
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:23,160
Speaker 1: not calling you back is because you made an awkward

677
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:26,359
Speaker 1: farmer's market joke about the farmer's market not having any

678
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:30,040
Speaker 1: actual farmers for purchase, and she didn't really get the

679
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 1: joke and you had to over explain it. Yes, we're

680
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:35,080
Speaker 1: gonna see if that's actually the reason. I'm gonna call

681
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:36,319
Speaker 1: her right now and see we can figure it out.

682
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:52,320
Speaker 1: You're ready, Yes, okay, here we go. Hello, knock knock, Hello,

683
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:58,680
Speaker 1: knock knock. This is a like robot caller. I'm gonna

684
00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:01,000
Speaker 1: block your knock. No, I'm sorry, don't don't blow. I

685
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 1: was trying to be stupid and make a knock knock joke. Hi,

686
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:07,400
Speaker 1: this is Jewel from the Jewel Show. Oh okay, Hi,

687
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:11,239
Speaker 1: did I win something? Well, you might have. You might

688
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,239
Speaker 1: have actually won something. You might have won a date.

689
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:17,960
Speaker 1: Oh lucky you. Oh okay. I'll get to the point.

690
00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:20,439
Speaker 1: It's a radio show and we do a segment called

691
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 1: the first date follow up. It's where if you go

692
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:23,960
Speaker 1: out on a date with someone and then end up

693
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,480
Speaker 1: not calling them back after, they can email us to

694
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:29,680
Speaker 1: call you and figure out why. So you recently went

695
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:31,480
Speaker 1: out on a date with someone. Do you know who

696
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:35,840
Speaker 1: it could be? Oh? Um, well it could be two people. Okay,

697
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:39,399
Speaker 1: well it could be Jesse, a girl, or it could

698
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 1: be Gabe, a guy. Oh oh so you went hello? Okay,

699
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:45,719
Speaker 1: all right, hey that's cool. Um, well let me tell

700
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:52,560
Speaker 1: you this. It's not a girl. Can you guess which one? Bingo? Yeah.

701
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,920
Speaker 1: Gabe emailed us and told us about your date. He

702
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:58,960
Speaker 1: said that he really liked you, but he also is

703
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:01,560
Speaker 1: confused while you're not calling him back, do you mind

704
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:05,239
Speaker 1: talking to us about that for a second. Sure, I

705
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:08,840
Speaker 1: have some time we could talk about it. I guess. Okay,

706
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:12,520
Speaker 1: what did he tell you? Well, he said that you

707
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:15,960
Speaker 1: went to a farmer's market and had a nice afternoon

708
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:19,120
Speaker 1: at the farmer's market and he got you some bananas.

709
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:22,040
Speaker 1: You got you some bananas, he said, yeah, you liked

710
00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 1: and other than that, not much. He also he said,

711
00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:27,719
Speaker 1: the reason he's really confused is because you guys spoke

712
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:30,439
Speaker 1: on the phone later that day for quite a while,

713
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:32,920
Speaker 1: I guess, and he thought everything was great, but now

714
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:34,600
Speaker 1: he can't figure out why you're not calling him back.

715
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:37,040
Speaker 1: The only thing that he can think of is, I

716
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:39,520
Speaker 1: guess he made a really weird hard to like a

717
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:41,799
Speaker 1: bad farmer's market joke on the phone, and he thought

718
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:46,440
Speaker 1: maybe that like turned you off. Oh yeah, I remember

719
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:51,560
Speaker 1: the farmer's market joke. That was awkward, but that wasn't

720
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:56,319
Speaker 1: like a deal breaker for me. I think I got

721
00:37:56,600 --> 00:38:05,000
Speaker 1: a peek into kind of his weird what does that mean? Yeah, well,

722
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:10,560
Speaker 1: I feel so bad like blowing up his spot like this.

723
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:14,320
Speaker 1: But he kind of left the phone on when we

724
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:19,400
Speaker 1: were done talking. I don't think he realized, huh, did

725
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:22,920
Speaker 1: you hear something said? Yeah, I wasn't really like I

726
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:25,200
Speaker 1: couldn't actually make out what he was saying. But he

727
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:32,480
Speaker 1: was doing a really weird, like cartoon puppety voice to himself.

728
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:36,439
Speaker 1: It sounded like like talking to himself in a really

729
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 1: really like if you heard it, you would be like

730
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:41,600
Speaker 1: turned off. And you're sure it wasn't like anybody in

731
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:46,279
Speaker 1: the background or TV or something. No, I'm sure it

732
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:49,600
Speaker 1: was just him because he like referenced himself. He was

733
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:55,040
Speaker 1: talking to himself like I don't know Gabriel. It was

734
00:38:55,080 --> 00:39:01,000
Speaker 1: a weird Okay, yeah it was. It was very uncomfortable

735
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:04,000
Speaker 1: to hear that. Like I just I was picturing him

736
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 1: alone at his place, like talking to himself in that

737
00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:10,480
Speaker 1: weird voice, and I just couldn't get that out of

738
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:14,440
Speaker 1: my head. That's a big creepy Yeah, hey, I can explain.

739
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:20,200
Speaker 1: I can explain. Oh my god, what Yeah that was Gabriel.

740
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:23,000
Speaker 1: I guess he can explain. So do you want to

741
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:26,759
Speaker 1: hear an explaination from him? Okay, but that was really

742
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:29,840
Speaker 1: weird what I heard. I understand how that can be

743
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:34,040
Speaker 1: weird if you don't know me. But what you heard

744
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:42,040
Speaker 1: was mister boynkin? Wait was what mister boynkin? It's just

745
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:45,400
Speaker 1: something I do when I'm alone. I talked to myself

746
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:49,719
Speaker 1: in these character voices that I made up. I would

747
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:52,200
Speaker 1: never have done it to her on the phone. I

748
00:39:52,239 --> 00:39:54,360
Speaker 1: would never said that to her. I thought I was alone.

749
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:56,720
Speaker 1: I thought I hung up the phone. I was happy

750
00:39:56,840 --> 00:40:00,239
Speaker 1: with the phone call. And Savannah, I just want to

751
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:03,239
Speaker 1: I want to apologize. You were not meant to hear that.

752
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:07,320
Speaker 1: I want to tell I'm not weird. That was just

753
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:18,520
Speaker 1: mister boykin. I really wish you so much, good Dave,

754
00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:22,480
Speaker 1: I just I can't. I'm sorry. Well, you haven't even

755
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:23,680
Speaker 1: asked you if you want to go out with him again?

756
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:25,320
Speaker 1: Are you sure you can't? I mean, I mean I

757
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:28,320
Speaker 1: talk to myself sometimes and weird voices. Maybe I shouldn't

758
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:31,400
Speaker 1: say that right now, but I do. I mean, you

759
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:33,960
Speaker 1: didn't hear it, and like, I don't think I could

760
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:37,360
Speaker 1: unhear it. Savannah. I just want to let you know

761
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:40,640
Speaker 1: that I'm not weird. It's just a thing that I do.

762
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:43,440
Speaker 1: It's a thing that I do just to amuse myself

763
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:46,360
Speaker 1: because I really liked you. I thought we hit it

764
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:49,480
Speaker 1: off at the farmer's market. I want to see you again,

765
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:55,879
Speaker 1: and I promise you I am not a weirdo. Look,

766
00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 1: it's just not the chemistry isn't there for me? Okay?

767
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:03,080
Speaker 1: And it's me, mister Blinkin. I'm not a weird Oh

768
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:07,799
Speaker 1: my no, Hey, Savannah, would you like to go out

769
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:13,320
Speaker 1: with Gabriel and mister bink Let's come out again? Stop it?

770
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 1: We can have Why what can you hang on him?

771
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:23,759
Speaker 1: Can you hang up on him? I don't want to.

772
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:27,480
Speaker 1: I like mister boynkin a lot. I call you guys too,

773
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 1: to come visit. Okay, Okay, see that's it's that's just

774
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:35,000
Speaker 1: a fun voice that I do, Savannah. Can we go

775
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:37,080
Speaker 1: out again? And I was just doing it for fun,

776
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:41,680
Speaker 1: just having fun with you, just having fun with everybody here. No, no,

777
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:44,479
Speaker 1: definitely not all right, Savena, Are you sure? Oh man,

778
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:47,400
Speaker 1: I'm positive. Well, thank you Savannah for being honest. I

779
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:51,120
Speaker 1: appreciate appreciate it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, thank you. And Gabriel,

780
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:55,120
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you did not get another date. Man. Well,

781
00:41:58,719 --> 00:42:03,920
Speaker 1: Hubils First Gate Fall The Jubils Show on demand, Jebils

782
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:07,040
Speaker 1: Dirty Little Secret. I'm so tired. I don't even know

783
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:09,239
Speaker 1: what day it is the same. I don't know if

784
00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:12,320
Speaker 1: it's Thursday or not. Could be Wednesday, could be Tuesday,

785
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:14,000
Speaker 1: could be Monday, could be any day. I have no

786
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:16,640
Speaker 1: idea what day it is the same, whatever day it

787
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:20,399
Speaker 1: is right now, it's a throwback, throwback. Yes, it's time

788
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:22,560
Speaker 1: for dirty Little Secret. Remember text in four one six one.

789
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:24,200
Speaker 1: If you have a dirty little secret, you can tell

790
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:27,160
Speaker 1: it on the show. We give everybody an anonymous nickname,

791
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:29,480
Speaker 1: so that you know nobody will know your identity when

792
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:31,400
Speaker 1: you tell us. Whatever secret it is, okay, nobody can

793
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:32,799
Speaker 1: tell by the sign of your voice. We can change

794
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:34,080
Speaker 1: the sign of your voice a little bit too. Also

795
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:36,040
Speaker 1: give you an anonymous nickname like I do to everybody.

796
00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:38,080
Speaker 1: And on the phone right now, why I said throwback,

797
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:40,680
Speaker 1: because little Kim is on the phone, Ki Kim, I

798
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:44,959
Speaker 1: have not heard from you in a long time. WHOA, Well,

799
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:48,319
Speaker 1: you know, I've been busy being super sexy right right?

800
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 1: What you jail for a little bit? I don't know.

801
00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:56,520
Speaker 1: I don't know. So what's your dirty little secret, Little Kim?

802
00:42:56,640 --> 00:43:02,239
Speaker 1: Oh wow? Oh, well you know I'm a little Kim.

803
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:07,040
Speaker 1: So it's really dirty. No, I it's not dirty. It's

804
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:11,200
Speaker 1: not dirty. It is a secret I've probably been holding

805
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:13,919
Speaker 1: for like thirteen years. So it's thirteen years. It's really

806
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:17,520
Speaker 1: weird to like talk about it. It's a long time

807
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:19,960
Speaker 1: to have a secret. And you've you've never told anybody this,

808
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:22,560
Speaker 1: or have you told some people this? No? No, I haven't.

809
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:25,279
Speaker 1: I haven't told anybody. This has kind of become a

810
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:32,120
Speaker 1: name where it's like I kind of can't. So I

811
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:34,839
Speaker 1: had this. I had this job a long time ago.

812
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:38,279
Speaker 1: This really irritating coworker who just like was new there

813
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:41,680
Speaker 1: and she was really loud and she just like wouldn't

814
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:45,879
Speaker 1: shut up. And so I would just like not want

815
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:47,920
Speaker 1: to hear her talk but not know how to stop it.

816
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:53,280
Speaker 1: So I I told her I was deaf in one ear. Okay, Okay,

817
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:56,200
Speaker 1: so you just didn't have to hear talk or didn't

818
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,239
Speaker 1: have to talk to her. I guess that's why. Yeah.

819
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:01,080
Speaker 1: So I would just like if she was pissing me off,

820
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:05,279
Speaker 1: I just kind of like zone out. Okay. So did

821
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:07,600
Speaker 1: that just like I'm back? Yeah? And did that work?

822
00:44:07,719 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 1: Like telling her that you were deaf in one ear?

823
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:11,400
Speaker 1: Did that shut her up? It totally did. I mean

824
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 1: it didn't. It didn't shut her up, but it gave

825
00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:17,640
Speaker 1: me an out. And so, um, I'm not in that

826
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:20,440
Speaker 1: job anymore. I'm in a different job. They all still

827
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:24,040
Speaker 1: think I'm deaf in one ear. So you just carried

828
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:26,200
Speaker 1: on telling people that you're deaf in one ear. Yeah,

829
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:28,880
Speaker 1: because it's like like I'm an introvert and I I

830
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:31,239
Speaker 1: don't know how to like, I don't know, stand up

831
00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 1: for myself or whatever. So it's just easier to like

832
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:37,399
Speaker 1: just check out just people, I'm sorry. Yeah, And then

833
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Speaker 1: it usually also just like changes it gets them off

834
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Speaker 1: whatever their bulk is. Um, so it worked super well. Uh,

835
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:49,640
Speaker 1: and everyone at my job, which I've now been at

836
00:44:49,719 --> 00:44:53,160
Speaker 1: for like five years, thinks that I'm deaf in one ear.

837
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Speaker 1: So do you have any like coworker friends that know

838
00:44:56,360 --> 00:45:01,239
Speaker 1: your secret at all or like or friends that ye

839
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Speaker 1: should know. I don't do it with my good friends.

840
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Speaker 1: But also my good friends don't know that I do it. Amazing,

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Speaker 1: It's actually a really great idea in the future. Do

842
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:14,920
Speaker 1: you plan on never like making up some other conditions

843
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:17,440
Speaker 1: maybe to get out of conversations aside from the deaf ear?

844
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Speaker 1: I mean I don't. I don't think like pretending to

845
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:26,720
Speaker 1: have a headache really counts. So no, yeah, that's true. Okay,

846
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Speaker 1: have you heard anybody say anything around you before because

847
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:31,200
Speaker 1: I think you're deaf? They didn't think that you may

848
00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:33,839
Speaker 1: have heard because people think that I'm deaf in one ear,

849
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:36,680
Speaker 1: Like if they're on the side of me, that's that's deaf.

850
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:40,600
Speaker 1: Like they just like say so much stuff. They have

851
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:44,480
Speaker 1: so much dirt on my workers. That must suck for

852
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:47,000
Speaker 1: you too, because you can't break character and like acknowledge

853
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:50,239
Speaker 1: what they're saying. Oh, that's gonna be hard. I mean,

854
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:53,440
Speaker 1: after it's been so long. At this point, I just

855
00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:57,440
Speaker 1: kind of like file it away. You know, how do

856
00:45:57,520 --> 00:46:00,919
Speaker 1: you not anymore? Wow? That's because you have someone who's

857
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:02,000
Speaker 1: next to me and they thought that I was deaf

858
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Speaker 1: in one ear, like you've been telling everybody for thirteen

859
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:07,520
Speaker 1: years now. And someone says I'm shocking, I'd probably turn

860
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:10,040
Speaker 1: my hand and be like, what, Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm

861
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:14,720
Speaker 1: supposed to be deaf? Yeah, what's your dirty little secret?

862
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand? Being a mom is hard.

863
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:22,560
Speaker 1: It's a jewel show. And I know that because as

864
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Speaker 1: a mother of six, I can tell you it's difficult.

865
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:28,840
Speaker 1: Six one it's the Jewel Show. But now being a

866
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:31,720
Speaker 1: mom is a difficult job. And the other day Alex,

867
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:35,360
Speaker 1: who has two children's, yeah, did something that made her go?

868
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:38,120
Speaker 1: Am I a bad mom? For that? It wasn't the

869
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Speaker 1: first time. You will also take your hashtag bad mom

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Speaker 1: stories right now eight at eight three four three one

871
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Speaker 1: oh six one text in four one oh six one. Okay, Alex,

872
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:48,279
Speaker 1: what did you do that made you a hashtag bad mom?

873
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:50,560
Speaker 1: So for anyone listening who doesn't have kids, I mean,

874
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:52,200
Speaker 1: you were a kid once. You know how disrespectful to

875
00:46:52,239 --> 00:46:55,000
Speaker 1: other people's things you are? Yes, they're disrespectful to your things.

876
00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:57,879
Speaker 1: So here's an example. If you have carpeting your house,

877
00:46:57,920 --> 00:46:59,839
Speaker 1: They're like, I'm just gonna spill this paint all over

878
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:02,960
Speaker 1: a carpet. Or why is there a hole in the wall.

879
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:06,840
Speaker 1: I don't know because I found a hammer. And another

880
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:09,719
Speaker 1: thing they're disrespectful of is the backseat of the car.

881
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:12,600
Speaker 1: They destroy the backseat of the car. I don't even

882
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:14,880
Speaker 1: know how they do it, fain it gets so messy

883
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:20,360
Speaker 1: it looks like a dirty friar. So anyways, I was

884
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:22,480
Speaker 1: cleaning out the car the other day and I discovered

885
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:25,000
Speaker 1: something that when I saw it, I was actually pretty

886
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 1: pissed and felt really disrespected. Yeah, at first I thought

887
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:31,520
Speaker 1: that it had to been from my eight year old son, Jack's,

888
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 1: but he told me that no, my fifteen year old

889
00:47:34,239 --> 00:47:37,080
Speaker 1: daughter did it. My fifteen year old daughter stuck her

890
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:39,680
Speaker 1: chewed gum on the inside door handle of my car.

891
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:42,480
Speaker 1: Not in a rapper, doesn't even I just have to

892
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:45,320
Speaker 1: give Yes, there was some gum, chewed gum in the

893
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:48,200
Speaker 1: door handle, so like, not even in a rapper. No, no, oh,

894
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:50,800
Speaker 1: but this isn't the first time that it's happened that

895
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:54,160
Speaker 1: there's been chewed gum stuck in the handle of the door.

896
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:58,120
Speaker 1: What you're in the car. You could you could just

897
00:47:58,239 --> 00:48:00,680
Speaker 1: throw it out the window right the button for that

898
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:03,399
Speaker 1: you can just sit But you don't even spit it out.

899
00:48:03,719 --> 00:48:06,960
Speaker 1: You take the like it was fifteen year olds are lazy. Oh,

900
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:09,719
Speaker 1: I didn't want to do anything clean the room. It

901
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 1: tricks me out because I'm I'm thinking, instead of just

902
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:15,080
Speaker 1: rolling down the window and spitting your gum out, you

903
00:48:15,239 --> 00:48:17,960
Speaker 1: want to take more steps. You took your hand, you

904
00:48:18,239 --> 00:48:19,880
Speaker 1: put your hand in your mouth, grab it, roll it

905
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:21,400
Speaker 1: up so it wasn't sticking on your fingers, and then

906
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:24,840
Speaker 1: stick it to the door. It took more steps to

907
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:28,000
Speaker 1: ruin the car door handle with your gum then just

908
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 1: spitting it out. Yea, Why all of a sudden do

909
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:33,440
Speaker 1: you show initiative and motivation in that moment? So I

910
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:35,080
Speaker 1: wouldn't ask Bell, I was like, did you put your

911
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:37,600
Speaker 1: gums in the side door? And she literally like looked

912
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:40,080
Speaker 1: at me, like, oh, well, you've got to be kidding me. Okay,

913
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:42,279
Speaker 1: But that's that's notly what I did. That's only why

914
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:44,160
Speaker 1: I'm a bad mom, k not because I discovered her

915
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:47,000
Speaker 1: gum and my car door handle. So fast forward a

916
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Speaker 1: few weeks and I find some sweaty meat in the car. Yep,

917
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:53,359
Speaker 1: there were leftovers in the back seat of the car

918
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:56,600
Speaker 1: and it smelled terrible kidding. So here's my hashtag bad

919
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:58,840
Speaker 1: mom moment. What did I do with this food? What

920
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:03,279
Speaker 1: did you do? I marched my booty upstairs with this

921
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:05,359
Speaker 1: food in my hand and I put it on her bed.

922
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:11,640
Speaker 1: Oh you did. That's awesome, left her bed. It's cool

923
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:13,279
Speaker 1: to make our car smell like that because you want

924
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:14,479
Speaker 1: to pick up her food. You know what, I'm gonna

925
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:16,200
Speaker 1: see how she feels when I put this food under

926
00:49:16,239 --> 00:49:18,480
Speaker 1: her bed. And now she's wondering why her bedroom stays.

927
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:21,799
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I'm such about mom. I wonder how

928
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:24,000
Speaker 1: long it's gonna take for her to realize. So, Jenna,

929
00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:29,080
Speaker 1: you're a bad mom? Well, it's the times of what

930
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:31,760
Speaker 1: you define is bad. Well, you know all my definition

931
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:33,759
Speaker 1: because I actually didn't have a very great childhood, so

932
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:36,520
Speaker 1: it couldn't be much worse than what I Okay, well, Jenna,

933
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:39,920
Speaker 1: why are you a bad mom? Um? So I've been

934
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:47,520
Speaker 1: recently single for the past year and okay, and I

935
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:51,080
Speaker 1: have a young six year old daughter, okayum, she has

936
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:54,480
Speaker 1: a bed time of eight o'clock. Yeah, okay, and I

937
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:57,839
Speaker 1: don't typically bring many guys over, and I don't really

938
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Speaker 1: want her to meet them yet, so when I do so,

939
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:02,359
Speaker 1: You're not one of those like that introduces the kids

940
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:06,200
Speaker 1: to someone you date on the first date your dad.

941
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:10,160
Speaker 1: Yeah no, I usually waited about like six months. If

942
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Speaker 1: it's something serious, then I'll introduce her, but not right

943
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:16,880
Speaker 1: off the bat, right Yeah. Yeah? Okay. So she has

944
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:20,759
Speaker 1: a bedtime of eight o'clock. Yeah, so when I do

945
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:23,200
Speaker 1: have a guy over, I set the clock in her

946
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:28,080
Speaker 1: room so she goes to bed earlier, oh lighter about

947
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:30,839
Speaker 1: the time, so that you can bring a dude. Does

948
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:34,239
Speaker 1: it work? It does work? Yeah. So she knows her

949
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:35,960
Speaker 1: bed time is eight, and so she has like o'

950
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:38,160
Speaker 1: clock in her room. Yeah. Yeah, okay, so then check

951
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:39,759
Speaker 1: it so she knows when to start getting ready for

952
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:44,800
Speaker 1: bed and start doing her nightly routine. Okay, that's pretty genius.

953
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:47,440
Speaker 1: It's going to be funny when she eventually puts it together, though,

954
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:52,000
Speaker 1: what you're doing or will she she sent all the

955
00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:54,759
Speaker 1: clocks back your house, it's always going to be an

956
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:57,920
Speaker 1: hour later than a day. Yeah, all the time. But

957
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:01,000
Speaker 1: that doesn't make me a bad mom. No, No, I

958
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:03,719
Speaker 1: think that's a great idea. Yeah, I think you'd be

959
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:06,640
Speaker 1: a bad mom if you were introducing them to the guys.

960
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:09,680
Speaker 1: You're looking out for your kids. Yeah, if you didn't

961
00:51:09,719 --> 00:51:11,520
Speaker 1: care about the bed time and her being in bed

962
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:13,120
Speaker 1: so that you could bring a guy over, that would

963
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:15,919
Speaker 1: make you. If you're like, hey, Chad's gonna stop buying

964
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:18,000
Speaker 1: about an hour, Mom is gonna be busy. If you

965
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:20,680
Speaker 1: hear me saying oh God just means we're praying, yeah, yeah,

966
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:23,759
Speaker 1: that would be bad. Also, she's getting more sleep. Yeah,

967
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:27,400
Speaker 1: so you're a great mom. Oh, thank you, thank you.

968
00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:29,440
Speaker 1: All right, your phone pranks coming up in just a

969
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:32,600
Speaker 1: few minutes. It's a Jewel Show, The Jewel Show on

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Speaker 1: Demand