WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Alarm Hand Slap

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<v Speaker 1>Jewels Second date Update. I'm really interested in talking to Laura,

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<v Speaker 1>who's on the phone for a second date update right now,

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<v Speaker 1>because the email that she sent in said, Hey, Jewel,

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<v Speaker 1>if you do the second day update, I've got a

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<v Speaker 1>teaser for you. This guy used to pickup line on

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<v Speaker 1>me that I guarantee you've never heard before. Wow. Interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I want to hear too. Hey Laura, what's up?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey guys, Hey, what was the pickup line? I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like I've heard and used every single pickup line in

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<v Speaker 1>the book. So you got your work cut out for you.

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<v Speaker 1>I swear you have not heard this one before our

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<v Speaker 1>problem and it obviously worked because you went out with

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<v Speaker 1>a guy. Well yeah, I mean it was kind of weird,

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<v Speaker 1>but ultimately I guess it works. Okay, I'm dying to

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<v Speaker 1>know what was it? Yeah? Okay, So the Lauren was

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<v Speaker 1>you kind of look like my step sister and I've

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<v Speaker 1>always had a thing for her. What is man? Why

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<v Speaker 1>are you running the other way? What is now? I

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<v Speaker 1>have questioning, what's wrong with you? Why did that work

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<v Speaker 1>on you? I guess because it's just totally took me

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<v Speaker 1>by surprise. I mean, are you sure it's not because

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<v Speaker 1>you've always had a thing for your step brother and

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<v Speaker 1>this was just some fantasy that you both were going

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<v Speaker 1>to live out. I don't know, maybe I've read one

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<v Speaker 1>too many romance novels or nothing. Let's hear the scenario then,

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<v Speaker 1>like maybe situationally it might have worked. How did he

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<v Speaker 1>deliver this line to you? Where'd you meet him? I

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<v Speaker 1>was out with a bunch of my girlfriends at the bar,

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<v Speaker 1>and this group of guys walks up and just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of start sitting down at our table and mingling, like

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<v Speaker 1>everybody's just talking. Tell me, you're like super wasted and

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<v Speaker 1>that's why it worked on you. Oh no, I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I sn't that waye to this time. Okay, So it

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<v Speaker 1>sparked conversation. How long did you guys hang out? Quite

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<v Speaker 1>a while? I mean we were talking for probably an

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<v Speaker 1>hour or so, and you know, even at one point

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<v Speaker 1>I got up, I went to the bar to get

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<v Speaker 1>a fresh drink, and I come back to the table

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<v Speaker 1>and some other girl has slid into my place and

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<v Speaker 1>was chatting him up. Oh wow, did you kick her out?

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<v Speaker 1>You're like, hey, you don't look like a step sister.

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<v Speaker 1>Get out of here. I mean I had to get

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<v Speaker 1>rid of her. So I told her that the bartender

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<v Speaker 1>was just complaining that something was wrong with her credit

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<v Speaker 1>card and he needed to talk to her about it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a good move. That is genius and also super shady.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't though. I mean, I just wanted my guy back.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, he was mine. Okay, all right, So was

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<v Speaker 1>this the date that you want to call him back about?

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<v Speaker 1>Where did you guys actually go out? There's more? So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, you know, you're welcome, I say you from

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<v Speaker 1>that uga. No, you did not call her that I did.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry I did, I'll admit it. What did he say?

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<v Speaker 1>He was like, well, why are we sitting around wasting

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<v Speaker 1>time here? If you want another drink? Why don't we

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<v Speaker 1>have them back at my place? Oh? Man? Sweet? And

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<v Speaker 1>does he live with his family? So you got to

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<v Speaker 1>meet the person? So did you go back to his place? Though? Yeah? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I was kind of rough for it. You know, I

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<v Speaker 1>ended up still the night. You know, we had fun.

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<v Speaker 1>You can always tell me when when someone ends up

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<v Speaker 1>staying the night because their voice gets even higher. Did it?

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<v Speaker 1>And it was really fun? Yeah it was not a

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<v Speaker 1>good time. Voice is still high, all right, So it

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like you had fun. How was the next morning?

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<v Speaker 1>So the next morning it was also kind of funny,

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<v Speaker 1>but kind of strange. Beautiful Day by YouTube just start glaring,

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<v Speaker 1>Keevin a m. But so he's got some preset alarm

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<v Speaker 1>I guess on his iPhone or something, and I mean

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<v Speaker 1>it wakes me right up. He's still gnawing next to me,

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<v Speaker 1>like he doesn't even hear it. Yeah, I can see that.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, if it's your alarm, you usually sleep through it.

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<v Speaker 1>If you hear it the same thing every morning, So

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<v Speaker 1>as alarm goes off again, same exact thing, Beautiful Day.

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<v Speaker 1>It's lasting in my ear. I mean volumes up at

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<v Speaker 1>like ten. Okay, I thought this guy was questionable comparing

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<v Speaker 1>you to one of his family members. But having Beautiful

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<v Speaker 1>Day by YouTube play every morning on your alarm? Why

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<v Speaker 1>do you want to go out with this psycho again?

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<v Speaker 1>They think it's really sensitive. I mean, so what happened?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean he just rolled over and hit sus again

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<v Speaker 1>or so he's not hitting the button and I just

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<v Speaker 1>can't take it anymore, so I kind of like start

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<v Speaker 1>reaching over here and hit it off, and as soon

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<v Speaker 1>as I do, he likes f lapped my hand away. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's just extra weird because otherwise he's lying there

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<v Speaker 1>like a zombie, like he's completely motionless, and he just

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<v Speaker 1>like randomly slapped my hand away. It's almost like he

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<v Speaker 1>maybe didn't know what he was doing. We did he

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<v Speaker 1>wake up at that point after the hand slap? No,

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't. He just kept lying there. Did he ever

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<v Speaker 1>wake up? Did he ever? I mean he kind of

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<v Speaker 1>rustled around in the bed a little bit, but he

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<v Speaker 1>was pretty hung over, so I can kind of understand

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<v Speaker 1>why he wasn't too energetic in the morning. But he

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<v Speaker 1>didn't exactly say goodbye. Oh my god. So you just

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<v Speaker 1>got up, got dressed, and then left. Yeah, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I had to go, so yeah, I just kind of

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<v Speaker 1>had to like leave. Do you think he was faking

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<v Speaker 1>sleeping so that he didn't have to talk to you

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning? God, I hope not. I hadn't even

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<v Speaker 1>thought of that. Oh no, you have a whole new

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<v Speaker 1>thing to think about. Why do you think he's not

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<v Speaker 1>calling you back? I don't know. I've had a really

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<v Speaker 1>great time and I don't want it to be just

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<v Speaker 1>you know, a random hook up. I'd like to see

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<v Speaker 1>him again. Okay, Well, we'll play a song come back,

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<v Speaker 1>and then call him and get your second day update

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<v Speaker 1>if he wakes up that in Okay, all right, hang

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<v Speaker 1>on brooking jubil in the morning. Second update. Hey, Laura, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>is this giving you flashbacks of your date? Starting me

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<v Speaker 1>off right? Okay? Yes, if you're just tuning in for

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<v Speaker 1>the second day update, Laura is on the phone and

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<v Speaker 1>why A beautiful day by Who is that again? You two? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Why I shouldn't know that I worked in radio. People

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<v Speaker 1>assume my no music, but I don't. I was gonna

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<v Speaker 1>say cole plan. I knew that was wrong. Uh, A

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful day by you two? Why do we start the

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<v Speaker 1>segment with that? Because Laura met a dude at a bar,

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<v Speaker 1>they went back to his place. They end up, how'd

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<v Speaker 1>you say it, Laura? Having fun? But you said it

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<v Speaker 1>with a really high voice. We were having fun. They

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<v Speaker 1>had a bunch of fun, and then she was woken

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<v Speaker 1>up in the morning by that song right there on

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<v Speaker 1>his phone as an alarm, I guess, and it kept

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<v Speaker 1>going off she tried to turn off the alarm, and

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<v Speaker 1>at one point he seemed to be still asleep, but

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<v Speaker 1>he woke up, knocked her hand away from the phone,

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<v Speaker 1>and then went back to sleep, and she hasn't heard

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<v Speaker 1>a word from him since. Or are you sure you

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<v Speaker 1>want to call this guy? I just think like one

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<v Speaker 1>night stands, one night hook ups that don't call you

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<v Speaker 1>back and don't wake up in the morning to say

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<v Speaker 1>goodbye or usually probably not very promising. I hear what

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<v Speaker 1>you're saying, work, but we had a great time. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>we really connected. I just think that he was maybe

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<v Speaker 1>really hungover and doesn't really know what he did, and

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<v Speaker 1>so i'd liked you, you know, don't get to the

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<v Speaker 1>bottom of this. Okay. I want to dial his phone

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<v Speaker 1>number right now. Hopefully his ringtone is a beautiful day too.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just like a weird YouTube fan and every single

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<v Speaker 1>song you ready, Laura, Yeah, all right, here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna dial his phone number right Oh, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>what's his name? I didn't get his name? Matthew, Matthew.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess that's important. Okay, Now I'm gonna dial the

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<v Speaker 1>phone number and call him. Here we go, Hello, him

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<v Speaker 1>asking to Matthew. It is Matthew. Hey, Matthew, how are you? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds like I just woke you up. I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>but this is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a radio show. Yeah, yeah, are you I wake

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<v Speaker 1>you up? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, Hang on a second, Hang one,

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<v Speaker 1>Matthew second? Uh yeah yeah, you're all right? Everything good? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Red Bully, I was sitting by. Yeah, oh all right, perfect,

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<v Speaker 1>glad to see you're waking up. Okay, what is this?

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 1>We do a segment on our show called the Second

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<v Speaker 1>Date Update. And then recently you spent the night with

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<v Speaker 1>a girl named Laura. Oh oh yeah, okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>uh huh yeah what about what about it? So Laura

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<v Speaker 1>is kind of wondering why you're not calling her back

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<v Speaker 1>after you guys sicked up, because she would like to

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<v Speaker 1>see you again. She told us about how you guys met,

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<v Speaker 1>and then she told us how she woke up in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning and I guess the alarm was going off

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<v Speaker 1>on your phone and you like hit her hand away

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<v Speaker 1>from your phone and went back to sleep. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if you know that or not. Wow, she told

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<v Speaker 1>you that. Ye, could I just ask you because this

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<v Speaker 1>is what I think. I think that you were faking

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<v Speaker 1>sleeping so you didn't have to talk to her in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning. Uh No, not not totally. Not totally. So

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<v Speaker 1>you were kind of faking sleeping so you didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to her. No. I wasn't really faking. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't really fake stuff, you know. Okay, that's really my thing.

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<v Speaker 1>So you were asleep? No, No, I wasn't. I wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>asleep totally. No, So can you explain to us at

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<v Speaker 1>least what that means. So I have this um my alarm,

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<v Speaker 1>I wake up and it's a beautiful day by you two.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know that song? Yeah, she actually told us that.

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<v Speaker 1>She said that she was sound asleep and then your

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<v Speaker 1>alarm started going off and it was beautiful day by

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<v Speaker 1>you two and she kept trying to turn it off. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, that's like my get up in Bro song?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, get up in Bro? Is that what you

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<v Speaker 1>just said? Yeah? Man, it's like it's a beautiful day

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<v Speaker 1>and it's just a great song. It just gets me,

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<v Speaker 1>It gets me going, you know. Okay, So that's your

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<v Speaker 1>that's a song that you like to listen to every

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<v Speaker 1>morning on your alarm. It's like my thing. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>my thing that I have. So what's the problem. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't understand what the problem is. The problem is she

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<v Speaker 1>reached over and turned it off. Why is that a

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<v Speaker 1>problem if we're done here? No? No No, no, why is

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<v Speaker 1>that a problem Because it's not just an alarm. I

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<v Speaker 1>listened to that song in the morning. I listened to

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<v Speaker 1>it all the way through. I sit in bed and

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<v Speaker 1>I listened to it, and it gets me going. It's

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<v Speaker 1>my get up and bro song. Hey, I feel you,

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<v Speaker 1>brou But why can't you just like let her turn

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<v Speaker 1>it off because you're trying to sleep, and then maybe

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<v Speaker 1>wake up with her and then turn it on yourself

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<v Speaker 1>after she leaves, because that's not how my routine goes. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but would you invite someone over to your house and

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<v Speaker 1>they stay the night, They're going to screw up your

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<v Speaker 1>routine in the morning. Unless part of your routine is

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<v Speaker 1>we just waking up with a different girl every morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Maybe that's part of it. We don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to talk about that. But I wouldn't. I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>get up and turn off her Spice Girls song. Whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't he just spice girls in the morning? Whatever? Man, Look,

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<v Speaker 1>I was off all day and it was her fault.

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<v Speaker 1>I felt weird, messed with my head all day, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean. Like, it's just straight up disrespectful.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean? Really, why wouldn't you tell her?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I was hung over? Okay? And it's also like

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't say anything because that's part of my routine.

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<v Speaker 1>As I sit there and I listened to the song

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<v Speaker 1>and she interrupted it and it messed up my whole day.

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<v Speaker 1>But she didn't know that was your boundary. It's my phone.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't mess with anybody's phone. Do you do? You

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<v Speaker 1>go and touch people's phones if it's blaring you two

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<v Speaker 1>in my ear for ten minutes while I'm waking up. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I would touch your phone. Didn't get out and leave

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<v Speaker 1>if it's bothering you that mind? All right? Okay? Hey man,

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<v Speaker 1>you definitely know what you like and you don't like

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<v Speaker 1>somebody turning off your favorite song in the morning. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you got it out of me. Yeah, thank you for

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<v Speaker 1>telling us. Now I appreciate that. Now I have to

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<v Speaker 1>tell you something, and this might screw up your routine

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit because Laura is actually on the other

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<v Speaker 1>line listening and wants to talk to you. Hi, Matthew,

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<v Speaker 1>are you serious? Oh my god, man in radio people,

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to know our youth sure gifts because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just totally confused right now. You just hear all

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<v Speaker 1>that you're saying that because you didn't get to listen

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<v Speaker 1>to YouTube, I ruined your entire freaking day. Listen, Laura,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a routine. I listened to Beautiful Day by YouTube

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<v Speaker 1>once or twice, all the way through, no talking. Then

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<v Speaker 1>I get up, I brush my teeth, I have my

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<v Speaker 1>protein shake, I do some crunches, and I'm ready to go. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not awfully specific. Yeah, it's a routine. Don't you

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<v Speaker 1>have a routine, Laura. Don't you do something in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>You do yoga or something, or listen to Rihanna or

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<v Speaker 1>Spice Girls or something. Oh my god. Well, the first

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<v Speaker 1>thing I do is turn off the alarm. It turns

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<v Speaker 1>off by itself when the song is over. And you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, it's not just an alarm. That's what you

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<v Speaker 1>don't get. It's a wake up I wake up when

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<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, yeah, this is stupid. You had a girl

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<v Speaker 1>in your bed next to you. All Right, you can

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<v Speaker 1>adjust your routine a little for somebody else. You're in

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<v Speaker 1>someone else's house, do you need to respect the traditions

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<v Speaker 1>of that said house. What if she doesn't know your

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<v Speaker 1>traditions yet. Matthew, you didn't tell me anything. Listen now

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<v Speaker 1>that that's your routine. Okay. I had erro heads up

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<v Speaker 1>on this one. It just seems like, Matthew, you're not

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<v Speaker 1>a very flexible person. Not on that. I'm not not

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<v Speaker 1>on my get up in bros Hong. Isn't that kind

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<v Speaker 1>of a turn off. I'm sorry. I've never met somebody,

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<v Speaker 1>let alone a guy who's been this particular about a

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<v Speaker 1>morning routine. I know what, Hey, I tried to be flexible.

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<v Speaker 1>I tried to listen to it again later, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>like it's gone, it's ruined. It's not the same as it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you get you can't listen to your get up and

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<v Speaker 1>brow song in the afternoon. What's your name, Jubil, Jubil.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm talking about, man, Yeah, it makes

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<v Speaker 1>perfect sense to me. Man, Like you know, you get,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a morning song when you're ready to get up

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<v Speaker 1>and brow. If you listen to the afternoon it just

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<v Speaker 1>the whole day just feels weird. Right, Well, does this

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<v Speaker 1>guy talk for me? Matthew? Did you or did you

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<v Speaker 1>not have a connection with Laura before the whole YouTube blunder? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Of course? Okay, and you want to waste all of that? Like,

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<v Speaker 1>why wouldn't you just be open to giving someone another

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<v Speaker 1>shot now that they know what your issues are? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>if I had known that, I would to let you

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<v Speaker 1>listen to the whole God YouTube album. No, it's not

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<v Speaker 1>a great album. I just like that song. Oh okay, cool. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm glad we got that. I'll figure it out. Hey, Matthew,

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<v Speaker 1>I do have to ask you this though. Would you

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<v Speaker 1>like to brow out with Laura on another day? We'll

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<v Speaker 1>pay for it. Matthew. You know, I'm sorry if I

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<v Speaker 1>ruined your day. I just think this entire thing was

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<v Speaker 1>a misunderstanding. Well, let me just say I'm sorry too.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry you don't have respect for people's personal things.

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<v Speaker 1>So is that that's a no, Matthew? What do you

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<v Speaker 1>guys think? Yeah, we got it, Matthew. No, that is

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<v Speaker 1>strange to me. Yeah, wow, how is it strange? Everybody's

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<v Speaker 1>got their things. It's about respect, y'all. Laura, I'm sorry

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<v Speaker 1>you did not get a second date. Well maybe I'm

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<v Speaker 1>okay with that. Yes, hearing all this, I think you

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<v Speaker 1>dodged a bullet. I mean, that's kind of a weird situation.

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<v Speaker 1>I agree, I did dodge a bullet. At least somebody

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<v Speaker 1>dodged a broken jewel in the morning,