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Speaker 1: Jewels Second date Update. I'm really interested in talking to Laura,
Speaker 1: who's on the phone for a second date update right now,
Speaker 1: because the email that she sent in said, Hey, Jewel,
Speaker 1: if you do the second day update, I've got a
Speaker 1: teaser for you. This guy used to pickup line on
Speaker 1: me that I guarantee you've never heard before. Wow. Interesting.
Speaker 1: Oh I want to hear too. Hey Laura, what's up?
Speaker 1: Hey guys, Hey, what was the pickup line? I feel
Speaker 1: like I've heard and used every single pickup line in
Speaker 1: the book. So you got your work cut out for you.
Speaker 1: I swear you have not heard this one before our
Speaker 1: problem and it obviously worked because you went out with
Speaker 1: a guy. Well yeah, I mean it was kind of weird,
Speaker 1: but ultimately I guess it works. Okay, I'm dying to
Speaker 1: know what was it? Yeah? Okay, So the Lauren was
Speaker 1: you kind of look like my step sister and I've
Speaker 1: always had a thing for her. What is man? Why
Speaker 1: are you running the other way? What is now? I
Speaker 1: have questioning, what's wrong with you? Why did that work
Speaker 1: on you? I guess because it's just totally took me
Speaker 1: by surprise. I mean, are you sure it's not because
Speaker 1: you've always had a thing for your step brother and
Speaker 1: this was just some fantasy that you both were going
Speaker 1: to live out. I don't know, maybe I've read one
Speaker 1: too many romance novels or nothing. Let's hear the scenario then,
Speaker 1: like maybe situationally it might have worked. How did he
Speaker 1: deliver this line to you? Where'd you meet him? I
Speaker 1: was out with a bunch of my girlfriends at the bar,
Speaker 1: and this group of guys walks up and just kind
Speaker 1: of start sitting down at our table and mingling, like
Speaker 1: everybody's just talking. Tell me, you're like super wasted and
Speaker 1: that's why it worked on you. Oh no, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I sn't that waye to this time. Okay, So it
Speaker 1: sparked conversation. How long did you guys hang out? Quite
Speaker 1: a while? I mean we were talking for probably an
Speaker 1: hour or so, and you know, even at one point
Speaker 1: I got up, I went to the bar to get
Speaker 1: a fresh drink, and I come back to the table
Speaker 1: and some other girl has slid into my place and
Speaker 1: was chatting him up. Oh wow, did you kick her out?
Speaker 1: You're like, hey, you don't look like a step sister.
Speaker 1: Get out of here. I mean I had to get
Speaker 1: rid of her. So I told her that the bartender
Speaker 1: was just complaining that something was wrong with her credit
Speaker 1: card and he needed to talk to her about it.
Speaker 1: It's a good move. That is genius and also super shady.
Speaker 1: I don't though. I mean, I just wanted my guy back.
Speaker 1: I mean, he was mine. Okay, all right, So was
Speaker 1: this the date that you want to call him back about?
Speaker 1: Where did you guys actually go out? There's more? So
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, you're welcome, I say you from
Speaker 1: that uga. No, you did not call her that I did.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I did, I'll admit it. What did he say?
Speaker 1: He was like, well, why are we sitting around wasting
Speaker 1: time here? If you want another drink? Why don't we
Speaker 1: have them back at my place? Oh? Man? Sweet? And
Speaker 1: does he live with his family? So you got to
Speaker 1: meet the person? So did you go back to his place? Though? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was kind of rough for it. You know, I
Speaker 1: ended up still the night. You know, we had fun.
Speaker 1: You can always tell me when when someone ends up
Speaker 1: staying the night because their voice gets even higher. Did it?
Speaker 1: And it was really fun? Yeah it was not a
Speaker 1: good time. Voice is still high, all right, So it
Speaker 1: sounds like you had fun. How was the next morning?
Speaker 1: So the next morning it was also kind of funny,
Speaker 1: but kind of strange. Beautiful Day by YouTube just start glaring,
Speaker 1: Keevin a m. But so he's got some preset alarm
Speaker 1: I guess on his iPhone or something, and I mean
Speaker 1: it wakes me right up. He's still gnawing next to me,
Speaker 1: like he doesn't even hear it. Yeah, I can see that.
Speaker 1: I mean, if it's your alarm, you usually sleep through it.
Speaker 1: If you hear it the same thing every morning, So
Speaker 1: as alarm goes off again, same exact thing, Beautiful Day.
Speaker 1: It's lasting in my ear. I mean volumes up at
Speaker 1: like ten. Okay, I thought this guy was questionable comparing
Speaker 1: you to one of his family members. But having Beautiful
Speaker 1: Day by YouTube play every morning on your alarm? Why
Speaker 1: do you want to go out with this psycho again?
Speaker 1: They think it's really sensitive. I mean, so what happened?
Speaker 1: I mean he just rolled over and hit sus again
Speaker 1: or so he's not hitting the button and I just
Speaker 1: can't take it anymore, so I kind of like start
Speaker 1: reaching over here and hit it off, and as soon
Speaker 1: as I do, he likes f lapped my hand away. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's just extra weird because otherwise he's lying there
Speaker 1: like a zombie, like he's completely motionless, and he just
Speaker 1: like randomly slapped my hand away. It's almost like he
Speaker 1: maybe didn't know what he was doing. We did he
Speaker 1: wake up at that point after the hand slap? No,
Speaker 1: he didn't. He just kept lying there. Did he ever
Speaker 1: wake up? Did he ever? I mean he kind of
Speaker 1: rustled around in the bed a little bit, but he
Speaker 1: was pretty hung over, so I can kind of understand
Speaker 1: why he wasn't too energetic in the morning. But he
Speaker 1: didn't exactly say goodbye. Oh my god. So you just
Speaker 1: got up, got dressed, and then left. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: I had to go, so yeah, I just kind of
Speaker 1: had to like leave. Do you think he was faking
Speaker 1: sleeping so that he didn't have to talk to you
Speaker 1: in the morning? God, I hope not. I hadn't even
Speaker 1: thought of that. Oh no, you have a whole new
Speaker 1: thing to think about. Why do you think he's not
Speaker 1: calling you back? I don't know. I've had a really
Speaker 1: great time and I don't want it to be just
Speaker 1: you know, a random hook up. I'd like to see
Speaker 1: him again. Okay, Well, we'll play a song come back,
Speaker 1: and then call him and get your second day update
Speaker 1: if he wakes up that in Okay, all right, hang
Speaker 1: on brooking jubil in the morning. Second update. Hey, Laura, Yes,
Speaker 1: is this giving you flashbacks of your date? Starting me
Speaker 1: off right? Okay? Yes, if you're just tuning in for
Speaker 1: the second day update, Laura is on the phone and
Speaker 1: why A beautiful day by Who is that again? You two? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Why I shouldn't know that I worked in radio. People
Speaker 1: assume my no music, but I don't. I was gonna
Speaker 1: say cole plan. I knew that was wrong. Uh, A
Speaker 1: beautiful day by you two? Why do we start the
Speaker 1: segment with that? Because Laura met a dude at a bar,
Speaker 1: they went back to his place. They end up, how'd
Speaker 1: you say it, Laura? Having fun? But you said it
Speaker 1: with a really high voice. We were having fun. They
Speaker 1: had a bunch of fun, and then she was woken
Speaker 1: up in the morning by that song right there on
Speaker 1: his phone as an alarm, I guess, and it kept
Speaker 1: going off she tried to turn off the alarm, and
Speaker 1: at one point he seemed to be still asleep, but
Speaker 1: he woke up, knocked her hand away from the phone,
Speaker 1: and then went back to sleep, and she hasn't heard
Speaker 1: a word from him since. Or are you sure you
Speaker 1: want to call this guy? I just think like one
Speaker 1: night stands, one night hook ups that don't call you
Speaker 1: back and don't wake up in the morning to say
Speaker 1: goodbye or usually probably not very promising. I hear what
Speaker 1: you're saying, work, but we had a great time. I mean,
Speaker 1: we really connected. I just think that he was maybe
Speaker 1: really hungover and doesn't really know what he did, and
Speaker 1: so i'd liked you, you know, don't get to the
Speaker 1: bottom of this. Okay. I want to dial his phone
Speaker 1: number right now. Hopefully his ringtone is a beautiful day too.
Speaker 1: It's just like a weird YouTube fan and every single
Speaker 1: song you ready, Laura, Yeah, all right, here we go.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna dial his phone number right Oh, by the way,
Speaker 1: what's his name? I didn't get his name? Matthew, Matthew.
Speaker 1: I guess that's important. Okay, Now I'm gonna dial the
Speaker 1: phone number and call him. Here we go, Hello, him
Speaker 1: asking to Matthew. It is Matthew. Hey, Matthew, how are you? Man?
Speaker 1: It sounds like I just woke you up. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but this is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning.
Speaker 1: It's a radio show. Yeah, yeah, are you I wake
Speaker 1: you up? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, Hang on a second, Hang one,
Speaker 1: Matthew second? Uh yeah yeah, you're all right? Everything good? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Red Bully, I was sitting by. Yeah, oh all right, perfect,
Speaker 1: glad to see you're waking up. Okay, what is this?
Speaker 1: My name is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning.
Speaker 1: We do a segment on our show called the Second
Speaker 1: Date Update. And then recently you spent the night with
Speaker 1: a girl named Laura. Oh oh yeah, okay, all right,
Speaker 1: uh huh yeah what about what about it? So Laura
Speaker 1: is kind of wondering why you're not calling her back
Speaker 1: after you guys sicked up, because she would like to
Speaker 1: see you again. She told us about how you guys met,
Speaker 1: and then she told us how she woke up in
Speaker 1: the morning and I guess the alarm was going off
Speaker 1: on your phone and you like hit her hand away
Speaker 1: from your phone and went back to sleep. I don't
Speaker 1: know if you know that or not. Wow, she told
Speaker 1: you that. Ye, could I just ask you because this
Speaker 1: is what I think. I think that you were faking
Speaker 1: sleeping so you didn't have to talk to her in
Speaker 1: the morning. Uh No, not not totally. Not totally. So
Speaker 1: you were kind of faking sleeping so you didn't have
Speaker 1: to talk to her. No. I wasn't really faking. I
Speaker 1: don't really fake stuff, you know. Okay, that's really my thing.
Speaker 1: So you were asleep? No, No, I wasn't. I wasn't
Speaker 1: asleep totally. No, So can you explain to us at
Speaker 1: least what that means. So I have this um my alarm,
Speaker 1: I wake up and it's a beautiful day by you two.
Speaker 1: Do you know that song? Yeah, she actually told us that.
Speaker 1: She said that she was sound asleep and then your
Speaker 1: alarm started going off and it was beautiful day by
Speaker 1: you two and she kept trying to turn it off. Yeah.
Speaker 1: You know, that's like my get up in Bro song?
Speaker 1: You know, get up in Bro? Is that what you
Speaker 1: just said? Yeah? Man, it's like it's a beautiful day
Speaker 1: and it's just a great song. It just gets me,
Speaker 1: It gets me going, you know. Okay, So that's your
Speaker 1: that's a song that you like to listen to every
Speaker 1: morning on your alarm. It's like my thing. It's like
Speaker 1: my thing that I have. So what's the problem. I
Speaker 1: don't understand what the problem is. The problem is she
Speaker 1: reached over and turned it off. Why is that a
Speaker 1: problem if we're done here? No? No No, no, why is
Speaker 1: that a problem Because it's not just an alarm. I
Speaker 1: listened to that song in the morning. I listened to
Speaker 1: it all the way through. I sit in bed and
Speaker 1: I listened to it, and it gets me going. It's
Speaker 1: my get up and bro song. Hey, I feel you,
Speaker 1: brou But why can't you just like let her turn
Speaker 1: it off because you're trying to sleep, and then maybe
Speaker 1: wake up with her and then turn it on yourself
Speaker 1: after she leaves, because that's not how my routine goes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but would you invite someone over to your house and
Speaker 1: they stay the night, They're going to screw up your
Speaker 1: routine in the morning. Unless part of your routine is
Speaker 1: we just waking up with a different girl every morning.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe that's part of it. We don't
Speaker 1: have to talk about that. But I wouldn't. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: get up and turn off her Spice Girls song. Whatever,
Speaker 1: wasn't he just spice girls in the morning? Whatever? Man, Look,
Speaker 1: I was off all day and it was her fault.
Speaker 1: I felt weird, messed with my head all day, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Like, it's just straight up disrespectful.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Really, why wouldn't you tell her?
Speaker 1: Because I was hung over? Okay? And it's also like
Speaker 1: I didn't say anything because that's part of my routine.
Speaker 1: As I sit there and I listened to the song
Speaker 1: and she interrupted it and it messed up my whole day.
Speaker 1: But she didn't know that was your boundary. It's my phone.
Speaker 1: I don't mess with anybody's phone. Do you do? You
Speaker 1: go and touch people's phones if it's blaring you two
Speaker 1: in my ear for ten minutes while I'm waking up. Yes,
Speaker 1: I would touch your phone. Didn't get out and leave
Speaker 1: if it's bothering you that mind? All right? Okay? Hey man,
Speaker 1: you definitely know what you like and you don't like
Speaker 1: somebody turning off your favorite song in the morning. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you got it out of me. Yeah, thank you for
Speaker 1: telling us. Now I appreciate that. Now I have to
Speaker 1: tell you something, and this might screw up your routine
Speaker 1: a little bit because Laura is actually on the other
Speaker 1: line listening and wants to talk to you. Hi, Matthew,
Speaker 1: are you serious? Oh my god, man in radio people,
Speaker 1: I just want to know our youth sure gifts because
Speaker 1: I'm just totally confused right now. You just hear all
Speaker 1: that you're saying that because you didn't get to listen
Speaker 1: to YouTube, I ruined your entire freaking day. Listen, Laura,
Speaker 1: it's a routine. I listened to Beautiful Day by YouTube
Speaker 1: once or twice, all the way through, no talking. Then
Speaker 1: I get up, I brush my teeth, I have my
Speaker 1: protein shake, I do some crunches, and I'm ready to go. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's not awfully specific. Yeah, it's a routine. Don't you
Speaker 1: have a routine, Laura. Don't you do something in the morning.
Speaker 1: You do yoga or something, or listen to Rihanna or
Speaker 1: Spice Girls or something. Oh my god. Well, the first
Speaker 1: thing I do is turn off the alarm. It turns
Speaker 1: off by itself when the song is over. And you
Speaker 1: know what, it's not just an alarm. That's what you
Speaker 1: don't get. It's a wake up I wake up when
Speaker 1: oh yeah, yeah, this is stupid. You had a girl
Speaker 1: in your bed next to you. All Right, you can
Speaker 1: adjust your routine a little for somebody else. You're in
Speaker 1: someone else's house, do you need to respect the traditions
Speaker 1: of that said house. What if she doesn't know your
Speaker 1: traditions yet. Matthew, you didn't tell me anything. Listen now
Speaker 1: that that's your routine. Okay. I had erro heads up
Speaker 1: on this one. It just seems like, Matthew, you're not
Speaker 1: a very flexible person. Not on that. I'm not not
Speaker 1: on my get up in bros Hong. Isn't that kind
Speaker 1: of a turn off. I'm sorry. I've never met somebody,
Speaker 1: let alone a guy who's been this particular about a
Speaker 1: morning routine. I know what, Hey, I tried to be flexible.
Speaker 1: I tried to listen to it again later, and it's
Speaker 1: like it's gone, it's ruined. It's not the same as it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you get you can't listen to your get up and
Speaker 1: brow song in the afternoon. What's your name, Jubil, Jubil.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about, man, Yeah, it makes
Speaker 1: perfect sense to me. Man, Like you know, you get,
Speaker 1: that's a morning song when you're ready to get up
Speaker 1: and brow. If you listen to the afternoon it just
Speaker 1: the whole day just feels weird. Right, Well, does this
Speaker 1: guy talk for me? Matthew? Did you or did you
Speaker 1: not have a connection with Laura before the whole YouTube blunder? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Of course? Okay, and you want to waste all of that? Like,
Speaker 1: why wouldn't you just be open to giving someone another
Speaker 1: shot now that they know what your issues are? I mean,
Speaker 1: if I had known that, I would to let you
Speaker 1: listen to the whole God YouTube album. No, it's not
Speaker 1: a great album. I just like that song. Oh okay, cool. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm glad we got that. I'll figure it out. Hey, Matthew,
Speaker 1: I do have to ask you this though. Would you
Speaker 1: like to brow out with Laura on another day? We'll
Speaker 1: pay for it. Matthew. You know, I'm sorry if I
Speaker 1: ruined your day. I just think this entire thing was
Speaker 1: a misunderstanding. Well, let me just say I'm sorry too.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you don't have respect for people's personal things.
Speaker 1: So is that that's a no, Matthew? What do you
Speaker 1: guys think? Yeah, we got it, Matthew. No, that is
Speaker 1: strange to me. Yeah, wow, how is it strange? Everybody's
Speaker 1: got their things. It's about respect, y'all. Laura, I'm sorry
Speaker 1: you did not get a second date. Well maybe I'm
Speaker 1: okay with that. Yes, hearing all this, I think you
Speaker 1: dodged a bullet. I mean, that's kind of a weird situation.
Speaker 1: I agree, I did dodge a bullet. At least somebody
Speaker 1: dodged a broken jewel in the morning,