1 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:09,200 Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to Stuff to Blow Your Mind. My name 2 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:12,280 Speaker 1: is Robert Lamb. We have a vault episode for you 3 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:14,840 Speaker 1: here today. Of course, this is going to be the 4 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:18,040 Speaker 1: Folkloric Cats of the British Isles. This one originally published 5 00:00:18,079 --> 00:00:20,960 Speaker 1: eight five, twenty twenty five as part of a cat 6 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:24,239 Speaker 1: themed week, and in this we're going to discuss some 7 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:27,560 Speaker 1: of the magical and folkloric cats of the British Isles. 8 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:29,680 Speaker 1: What they're up to, what they want, what are the 9 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:34,720 Speaker 1: dangers that they pose to the humans who glimpse them 10 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:37,120 Speaker 1: in the night. All right, let's go ahead and have 11 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:37,559 Speaker 1: at it. 12 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:44,680 Speaker 2: Welcome to Stuff to Blow Your Mind, production of iHeartRadio. 13 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:52,720 Speaker 1: Hey you, welcome to Stuff to Blow your Mind. My 14 00:00:52,840 --> 00:00:55,880 Speaker 1: name is Robert Lamb and I'm Joe McCormick. And it 15 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:58,320 Speaker 1: is Cat Week here on Stuff to Blow Your Mind. 16 00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:02,880 Speaker 1: So chosen because August eighth is apparently International Cat Day, 17 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:06,560 Speaker 1: or has been since around two thousand and two thanks 18 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:11,759 Speaker 1: to the International Fund for Animal Welfare that's IFAW dot org. 19 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:14,720 Speaker 1: They're involved in a vast array of animal welfare and 20 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:18,920 Speaker 1: conservation products around the world, and that includes cats. 21 00:01:18,959 --> 00:01:21,840 Speaker 3: And telling you when it's a cat related holiday. 22 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:25,240 Speaker 1: That's right, right, I believe International Dog Day is actually 23 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:27,640 Speaker 1: later in the month. So if some of you out 24 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:29,480 Speaker 1: there are like, well, we need equal time for dogs, 25 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:33,920 Speaker 1: write in and demand it and we can do the 26 00:01:33,959 --> 00:01:36,560 Speaker 1: same treatment for dogs. We have tons of dog related 27 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:39,479 Speaker 1: topic ideas that we haven't gotten to yet. 28 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:42,560 Speaker 3: Now wait, somehow we decided we're doing a whole week 29 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:45,760 Speaker 3: of cat themed stuff. What's going on? Where'd that come from? Rob? 30 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:48,160 Speaker 1: Well, just I like the idea of doing theme weeks. 31 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:50,960 Speaker 1: So we actually got a couple other theme weeks related 32 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:54,280 Speaker 1: to other things that are not pets. So I don't know. 33 00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:56,240 Speaker 1: I like a good theme. 34 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:57,200 Speaker 3: Keeps us disciplined. 35 00:01:57,560 --> 00:01:59,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, So you know, if listeners out there have 36 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:02,760 Speaker 1: any ideas for other theme weeks that you would like, 37 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:05,360 Speaker 1: write in and let us know. But today is going 38 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:08,400 Speaker 1: to be about cats. All the episodes this week are 39 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:11,200 Speaker 1: about cats one way or another, And in today's episode, 40 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:13,520 Speaker 1: we're going to return to a topic that we previously 41 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:18,360 Speaker 1: discussed with a focus on Japanese traditions supernatural cats, only 42 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:20,480 Speaker 1: this time we're going to draw from the rich folk 43 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:23,360 Speaker 1: traditions of the British Isles. They have quite a few 44 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:25,560 Speaker 1: to select from. We're not going to be able to 45 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:28,400 Speaker 1: get to them all, of course, but we've picked out 46 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:30,920 Speaker 1: a few of them here, and we should note that, 47 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:34,280 Speaker 1: of course, as far as the house cat goes in Britain, 48 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:37,200 Speaker 1: these seem to date back at least to the Roman occupation. 49 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:40,400 Speaker 1: And then, of course then we also have wildcats in 50 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:43,320 Speaker 1: the British Isles as well, and those of course predate 51 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:46,000 Speaker 1: the Romans. And so a lot of the stories we're 52 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,680 Speaker 1: going to be talking about here today, you can kind of, 53 00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:49,680 Speaker 1: like I guess, you can sort of pick and choose, like, 54 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:53,360 Speaker 1: how much of this is inspired by traditions involving the 55 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:58,080 Speaker 1: domesticated cat, how much of this is involving traditions about wildcats, 56 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:01,600 Speaker 1: And then you know the melding of the two. 57 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:04,600 Speaker 3: That gets especially funny when some of these monster cat 58 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:09,000 Speaker 3: stories do not specify the size of the cat. Yeah. So, 59 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:13,240 Speaker 3: throughout research for this episode, you know, in learning about 60 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:15,640 Speaker 3: cats that killed one hundred and eighty men or killed 61 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:20,680 Speaker 3: famous folk heroes, I certainly was in a mindset of 62 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:24,359 Speaker 3: like the Beast of Cayirbannag from Monty Python and the 63 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:27,400 Speaker 3: Holy Grail, where it's a regular size bunny that attacks 64 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:30,119 Speaker 3: and kills. I was thinking about a regular sized cat 65 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:31,600 Speaker 3: the sources don't say that. 66 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:34,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, I think with a lot of these stories, you 67 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:36,960 Speaker 1: have to sort of think about these varying inspirations. Like 68 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:40,720 Speaker 1: you can definitely think about various actual wildcats. You can 69 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:45,280 Speaker 1: then think about sort of cryptids and wildcats that were 70 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:50,400 Speaker 1: supposed to exist or thought to exist by some and 71 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:54,640 Speaker 1: then of course just purely mythological imaginings as well. But 72 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:58,280 Speaker 1: even if you're just limiting things to the domestic cat, 73 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:01,680 Speaker 1: being around a domestic cat is in and of itself 74 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:05,640 Speaker 1: kind of a contemplation of these different dimensions, because a 75 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:09,240 Speaker 1: domestic cat that never leaves your home at times acts 76 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:13,000 Speaker 1: like this comforting little snuggle buddy, other times like a 77 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:18,000 Speaker 1: vicious hunter, other times like some sort of strange specter 78 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:21,599 Speaker 1: of the night eyes twinkling in the dark. So you 79 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:24,880 Speaker 1: know that experience alone lends itself to a lot of 80 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:25,920 Speaker 1: these ideas. Oh. 81 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:30,239 Speaker 3: I didn't tell you this yet, but just yesterday last evening, 82 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,960 Speaker 3: my daughter for the first time got too full on 83 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,159 Speaker 3: like hold a kitty cat. 84 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:34,560 Speaker 1: Oh. 85 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:38,520 Speaker 3: She's been very cat brained for some time now, at 86 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:41,040 Speaker 3: least the past six months to a year or sometime, 87 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:44,200 Speaker 3: and that she thinks about cats a lot, talks about 88 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:46,800 Speaker 3: them a lot, and of course sees them sometimes when 89 00:04:46,839 --> 00:04:49,280 Speaker 3: we visit friends who have cats. But last night we 90 00:04:49,279 --> 00:04:50,640 Speaker 3: were walking. We were out on a walk in her 91 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:54,080 Speaker 3: neighborhood and a neighbor who we know has a cat 92 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:56,279 Speaker 3: because she walks around the neighborhood with the cat in 93 00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:58,960 Speaker 3: a mesh backpack kind of carrying it. Have you seen 94 00:04:59,000 --> 00:04:59,400 Speaker 3: one of these? 95 00:04:59,480 --> 00:04:59,560 Speaker 1: Ye? 96 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:02,559 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a little sort of playpen with mesh, 97 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:05,000 Speaker 3: and so she's seen the cat before that way. But 98 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:07,159 Speaker 3: our neighbor brought the cat out for her to hold, 99 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:09,640 Speaker 3: and she just sat there beaming, like her eyes literally 100 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:13,800 Speaker 3: were emitting light. It's a very special time. But I 101 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:16,520 Speaker 3: was but I was thinking about monster cats while while 102 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:19,400 Speaker 3: that was going on, and just turning my mind over. 103 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:22,799 Speaker 3: You know what savagery lay in the intentions of this beautiful, 104 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:25,400 Speaker 3: pitiful little creature in my you know two year old 105 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:26,360 Speaker 3: daughter's arms. 106 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:29,960 Speaker 1: Well that they scratch, so there is always the threat 107 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:30,520 Speaker 1: of the scratch. 108 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:31,920 Speaker 3: This one was being gentle. 109 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:37,119 Speaker 1: All right, Well, I want to start by talking about 110 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:41,040 Speaker 1: a particular cat that I actually don't have a lot 111 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:43,159 Speaker 1: on this one, but it's going to lead into some 112 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:47,960 Speaker 1: more lengthy discussions. But there's one that comes to us 113 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:50,920 Speaker 1: from Celtic traditions that is known as the cat she. 114 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:56,440 Speaker 1: It looks like cat sith as it's often spelled, but 115 00:05:56,560 --> 00:05:59,440 Speaker 1: I'm to understand this is pronounced cat she or something 116 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:02,560 Speaker 1: close to that that I'm unable to actually capture. So 117 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:06,800 Speaker 1: this is sometimes described as a black cat that is 118 00:06:06,839 --> 00:06:10,240 Speaker 1: about the size of a large dog, and it's said 119 00:06:10,279 --> 00:06:12,960 Speaker 1: to have a white mark on its front, and visual 120 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:16,760 Speaker 1: depictions of this it's often a white mark on the 121 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:22,120 Speaker 1: cat's chest. According to Carol Rose and her Monster Encyclopedia books, 122 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:26,640 Speaker 1: it's a rough, bristly creature and it's often seen arching 123 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:31,159 Speaker 1: its back, so you know, classic Halloween cat scenario here, 124 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:36,280 Speaker 1: and she points out that in Scottish Island traditions this 125 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:38,560 Speaker 1: is sometimes thought to be the animal form of a witch. 126 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:43,200 Speaker 1: And on that note, I do want to drive home 127 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:47,760 Speaker 1: that a lot of the cat traditions in the British Isles, 128 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:51,599 Speaker 1: and this implies elsewhere in the world too. Eventually a 129 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:55,080 Speaker 1: lot of these pre existing pre Christian traditions eventually get 130 00:06:55,160 --> 00:07:00,919 Speaker 1: wound up in witchcraft lore that comes up about much later. 131 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:04,600 Speaker 1: So you know, these ideas of which is familiar as 132 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:06,680 Speaker 1: being cats and so forth. 133 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:09,479 Speaker 3: The Grimalkin and stuff like that. 134 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:12,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and at times it can be difficult to 135 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:15,600 Speaker 1: sort of remove all of that trying to get at 136 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:19,640 Speaker 1: the the the much older ideas of various supernatural cat 137 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:24,000 Speaker 1: like beings. Now, as far as the cat She itself goes, 138 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:27,640 Speaker 1: I've been having a hard time finding solid sources for 139 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:31,240 Speaker 1: these traditions, and this can This is often the case 140 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:34,040 Speaker 1: with folk traditions. What are folk traditions? They are often 141 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:38,240 Speaker 1: alive and carried on the tongue and not always recorded 142 00:07:38,320 --> 00:07:41,840 Speaker 1: or recorded all that well in the written form. But 143 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:44,600 Speaker 1: the cat She is sometimes associated with the theft of 144 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:48,920 Speaker 1: the soul from the newly dead. Sometimes the lore of 145 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:53,080 Speaker 1: nine Lives is mentioned when talking about the cat She, 146 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:57,600 Speaker 1: and again, like everything supernatural involving cats, in these parts, 147 00:07:57,720 --> 00:07:59,960 Speaker 1: it ends up factoring in details of witches and their 148 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:03,600 Speaker 1: familiar as much later. Now. A related creature that Rose 149 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:06,320 Speaker 1: brings up, though, is one that she refers to as 150 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:10,560 Speaker 1: big Ears, a demonic cat with glowing yellow eyes that 151 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:14,960 Speaker 1: in Highland traditions she says was summoned via Satanic seventeenth 152 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:19,520 Speaker 1: century cat sacrifices known as the tam Now she uses 153 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:22,520 Speaker 1: the word Satanic here, and I have no doubt that 154 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:24,880 Speaker 1: this is how some sources end up describing it, because 155 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:28,920 Speaker 1: again you get into the Christian tradition and the witchcraft 156 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:33,840 Speaker 1: persecution era, and it all gets retold and reframed. But 157 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:39,320 Speaker 1: apparently the Taguram might be more properly thought of as 158 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:44,640 Speaker 1: an older Gaelic divination ceremony that when you dig into 159 00:08:44,679 --> 00:08:47,400 Speaker 1: it it often involves a hide and a river bank 160 00:08:47,559 --> 00:08:52,400 Speaker 1: or a waterfall, these implements used in order to seek 161 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:55,440 Speaker 1: the guidance of an oracle, and then other times it 162 00:08:55,520 --> 00:08:59,680 Speaker 1: does involve the summoning of a supernatural cat, one of 163 00:08:59,679 --> 00:09:01,240 Speaker 1: the sots as I was looking at here for this 164 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:04,840 Speaker 1: is a paper from twenty ten by andrew E. M. 165 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:10,200 Speaker 1: Wiseman titled Catterwauling and demon Raising the Ancient Right of 166 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:14,559 Speaker 1: the Tegurum. This was published in Scottish Studies thirty five 167 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:17,240 Speaker 1: and it gets into a great deal of detail here. 168 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:19,800 Speaker 1: If anyone out there wants to do a much deeper 169 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:23,760 Speaker 1: dive into this topic, I recommend this paper. So. Wiseman 170 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:28,840 Speaker 1: discusses that historically authors tended to associate this particular ride 171 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:32,160 Speaker 1: with the Isle of Sky, and at least one historic 172 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:35,600 Speaker 1: author described it as a practice of an extinguished race 173 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:38,960 Speaker 1: of wicked people. To summarize, though, it seems that the 174 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:43,280 Speaker 1: hide ritual was all about seeking divination via a person 175 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:45,959 Speaker 1: that has been forced into an altered state of consciousness 176 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:50,680 Speaker 1: through some possible mix of sensory deprivation and agitation. So 177 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:53,920 Speaker 1: the individual would be covered with a hide sometimes described 178 00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:57,199 Speaker 1: as a fresh hide, so like freshly cut from a 179 00:09:57,240 --> 00:10:01,959 Speaker 1: cow or something, and then putting this hide on your 180 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,880 Speaker 1: body you're somehow suspended between life and death. 181 00:10:05,679 --> 00:10:06,000 Speaker 3: Goody. 182 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:08,680 Speaker 1: And then you would be placed in a remote spot, 183 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:12,679 Speaker 1: perhaps on a riverbank or near a roaring waterfall, and 184 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:15,800 Speaker 1: then perhaps poked or beaten with sticks of a particular 185 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:20,040 Speaker 1: sort of wood, essentially terrorized until the question may be 186 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:25,920 Speaker 1: put to you because you have now reached the oracular state. 187 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:29,280 Speaker 1: So you're in this altered, agitated state, and they're like, okay, 188 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:33,200 Speaker 1: he's ready, now ask him what we need to know 189 00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:34,040 Speaker 1: about the future. 190 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:38,800 Speaker 3: Interesting to imagine the practical pressure to confabulate on a 191 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:40,000 Speaker 3: person in that situation. 192 00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:46,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, In some ways, it's very different from our 193 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:50,040 Speaker 1: modern ideas about altered states of consciousness, and even some 194 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:53,439 Speaker 1: of the ancient ideas we may turn to involving oracles 195 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:56,679 Speaker 1: and divination. You tend to think of an individual who's 196 00:10:56,679 --> 00:11:00,480 Speaker 1: in a very serene, calm environment. You don't think somebody 197 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:02,880 Speaker 1: wrapped in a hide and then beaten with sticks on 198 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:06,319 Speaker 1: a river bank. But then again, there are countless examples 199 00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:12,360 Speaker 1: of altered states of consciousness that are achieved through ritualistic means, 200 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:16,280 Speaker 1: both ancient and modern primitive that entail pain or discomfort, 201 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:19,079 Speaker 1: So you know, there are other examples of this. This 202 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:21,400 Speaker 1: is not something that stands entirely on its own here. 203 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:25,280 Speaker 3: I guess the difference from the stories of that sort 204 00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:27,480 Speaker 3: that I'm familiar with is that would often be a 205 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:33,800 Speaker 3: self imposed kind of denial of comfort or of pleasures. 206 00:11:34,679 --> 00:11:37,640 Speaker 3: You know, I think of hermits or people living in 207 00:11:37,679 --> 00:11:41,120 Speaker 3: a setic lifestyle who, yeah, they might get into another 208 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:44,160 Speaker 3: state by fasting or by doing something of their own will, 209 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:47,200 Speaker 3: But here it's being imposed externally. They put a hide 210 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,400 Speaker 3: on you, and people beat you a poke with sticks 211 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:52,439 Speaker 3: and take you out to the lonely place. That just 212 00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:54,319 Speaker 3: feels like a totally different dynamic. 213 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:58,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, and this may just be my reading of it, 214 00:11:58,559 --> 00:12:02,880 Speaker 1: but I'm not entirely certain what degree of agency the 215 00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:05,480 Speaker 1: would be oracle here had, Like I don't know if 216 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:08,760 Speaker 1: you were, And maybe this is just completely unknown if 217 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:12,280 Speaker 1: you were selected for it or you were asked to 218 00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:15,280 Speaker 1: do it, or just what was the selection process like 219 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:16,160 Speaker 1: for this, right? 220 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:19,360 Speaker 3: Is it like, you know, it's not going to be fun, 221 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,400 Speaker 3: but it's what I have to do to generate the 222 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:24,480 Speaker 3: knowledge of the future or the information from the gods. 223 00:12:24,679 --> 00:12:26,280 Speaker 3: Or is it like this is what we do to 224 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:29,160 Speaker 3: a prisoner to get knowledge of the future from them. 225 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:32,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so you can you can imagine it breaking 226 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:37,240 Speaker 1: down in either direction. But some historians also associate this 227 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:41,320 Speaker 1: or a similar practice with the Welsh, and it looks like, 228 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:43,559 Speaker 1: however you slice it, it certainly does seem to be 229 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:47,280 Speaker 1: a pre Christian, perhaps Druidic practice. So I want to 230 00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:49,720 Speaker 1: read a quote here from Wiseman where he sort of 231 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:53,200 Speaker 1: summarizes some of these ideas about the takaram. He says, quote, 232 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:56,640 Speaker 1: one can theorize that the methods employed in performing the 233 00:12:56,640 --> 00:13:01,839 Speaker 1: tagaram cause sensory deprivation or a continuation, and that this 234 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:06,760 Speaker 1: in turn caused heightened mental awareness or consciousness, thus inducing 235 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:12,839 Speaker 1: a trance like meditation receptive to higher or preternatural intelligences. 236 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:16,520 Speaker 1: This type of method is common enough in shamanistic operations 237 00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:20,000 Speaker 1: where there is need to heighten concentration to dull normal 238 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:23,320 Speaker 1: sensory input, control, breathing, and so forth, in order for 239 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:27,040 Speaker 1: the desired effect to occur an alternate, usually higher state 240 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:30,200 Speaker 1: of consciousness. Such a type of process may have, in 241 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:33,120 Speaker 1: fact brought the practitioner into contact with the workings of 242 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:38,080 Speaker 1: the subconsciousness or higher self rather than incorporeal elements. 243 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:40,800 Speaker 3: Right, and this will be a familiar theme to longtime 244 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:42,640 Speaker 3: listeners of this show. You know, there are plenty of 245 00:13:42,679 --> 00:13:47,040 Speaker 3: studies of different ways that people can achieve altered states 246 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:51,280 Speaker 3: of consciousness, even basically psychedelic experiences, without the use of drugs. 247 00:13:51,559 --> 00:13:53,599 Speaker 3: You know, you don't necessarily have to take acid or 248 00:13:53,679 --> 00:13:58,000 Speaker 3: mushrooms to induce hallucinations in an otherwise mentally typical person. 249 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:01,000 Speaker 3: You can do it. It can have and with certain kinds 250 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:04,320 Speaker 3: of sensory deprivation or certain kinds of sensory stimulation. We've 251 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:07,840 Speaker 3: talked about how common it is for people to have 252 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,720 Speaker 3: hallucinations if they simply look in a mirror in a 253 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:15,000 Speaker 3: dark room for long enough or Yeah, sensory deprivation going 254 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:18,400 Speaker 3: into total darkness will tend to cause hallucinations over time. Now, 255 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:21,520 Speaker 3: of course, this is not necessarily talking about hallucinations. This 256 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:25,360 Speaker 3: is just talking about various sorts of mental phenomena thinking 257 00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:27,840 Speaker 3: you're receiving messages or something. But that seems like you 258 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:29,360 Speaker 3: could work by a similar mechanism. 259 00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:33,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, and I can also imagine this is taking off 260 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:37,600 Speaker 1: as a new trend in Silicon Valley with various highly 261 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:42,320 Speaker 1: placed individuals. Instead of microdose thing psilocymon, they just they 262 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:45,200 Speaker 1: wrap themselves up very loosely in a hide every morning 263 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:47,480 Speaker 1: and are at least lightly tapped. 264 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,200 Speaker 3: With a stick. Have their interurns poke them. 265 00:14:49,280 --> 00:15:02,200 Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, so that's the hide side of the 266 00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:04,520 Speaker 4: ritual of the takaram. 267 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:07,520 Speaker 1: But what about the cats? Yes, there is also the 268 00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:11,000 Speaker 1: summoning of cats, and Wiseman acknowledges that this practice is 269 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:14,360 Speaker 1: not easily set alongside the hide rights without a fair 270 00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:17,120 Speaker 1: amount of work. So it does seem it's rather different. 271 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:19,960 Speaker 1: And one way that he describes it is kind of 272 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:23,000 Speaker 1: it's another rite that you could do sometimes to check 273 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:26,360 Speaker 1: the work of the hide ritual. So like, we put 274 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,800 Speaker 1: this individual through all this and we got them to 275 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:31,960 Speaker 1: the oracular state, we ask them this question about the 276 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,160 Speaker 1: future or about you know, the will of the gods 277 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:37,040 Speaker 1: or God, what have you? They gave us an answer, 278 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:38,800 Speaker 1: but how do we know that is correct? Is there 279 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:43,760 Speaker 1: perhaps another inhuman method that we could turn to in 280 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:46,440 Speaker 1: order to also ask the question, and then we can 281 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:47,400 Speaker 1: compare the answers. 282 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:49,680 Speaker 3: Okay, trust, but verify? Yes. 283 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:54,680 Speaker 1: Now, I want to issue a content content warning here 284 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:58,120 Speaker 1: though I'm going to be discussing historic animal cruelty and 285 00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:01,480 Speaker 1: sacrifice in this section. I absolutely understand if you want 286 00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:04,840 Speaker 1: to skip ahead, maybe five minutes or so here, though 287 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:08,880 Speaker 1: I will keep descriptions as PG as possible. Animal cruelty 288 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:12,440 Speaker 1: is indefensible, especially in its most overt forms, but in 289 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:15,520 Speaker 1: cases such as this, in which historical peoples seem to 290 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:19,640 Speaker 1: have engaged in it for religio magical purposes, I imagine 291 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:21,360 Speaker 1: we should at least try to place it within the 292 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:23,880 Speaker 1: context of the times and try to imagine the perceived 293 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:26,840 Speaker 1: stakes involved. Again, none of that makes it any easier 294 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:30,160 Speaker 1: to swallow, though. All right, so you've been warned. I'm 295 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:33,520 Speaker 1: going to proceed here. So what we're talking about here 296 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:36,920 Speaker 1: is go ahead and pull off the band aid. Roasting 297 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:41,400 Speaker 1: a live cat over a fire after it has been pierced, 298 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:45,480 Speaker 1: skewered through in a way so as to not hit 299 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:50,800 Speaker 1: any vital organs supposedly, and you can also see why 300 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:54,240 Speaker 1: this practice was easily interpreted within the context of witchcraft 301 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:57,120 Speaker 1: and devil worship as well, like the sacrifice of an animal, 302 00:16:57,400 --> 00:17:01,080 Speaker 1: the use of fire, and so forth. The idea here 303 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:03,680 Speaker 1: boiling it down. And there are many different versions of 304 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:07,000 Speaker 1: this and many different stories that involve it, but the 305 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:12,159 Speaker 1: basic idea seems to be that by torturing like a 306 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:15,520 Speaker 1: small normal cat, this might be like a wild cat 307 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:19,199 Speaker 1: that you've that you've you've caught. By tormenting it, you 308 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:22,520 Speaker 1: would summon a much larger, supernatural cat out of the 309 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:26,040 Speaker 1: darkness along with its smaller kin. And then the question 310 00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:29,400 Speaker 1: might be put to this great cat or this king 311 00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:32,680 Speaker 1: of cats in exchange for the alleviation of the sacrificial 312 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:33,520 Speaker 1: cats suffering. 313 00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:39,040 Speaker 3: WHOA, That is grim logic but interesting that yeah, yeah, 314 00:17:39,119 --> 00:17:40,840 Speaker 3: that you would think it worked that way, that the 315 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:45,760 Speaker 3: small and pitiful beasts have large and magical patrons or cousins, 316 00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:48,359 Speaker 3: and that you can you can summon them to sort 317 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,400 Speaker 3: of investigate the suffering of their kin. 318 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:54,080 Speaker 1: Yeah. Now, one thing, the one thing that I don't 319 00:17:54,119 --> 00:17:57,200 Speaker 1: have an answer to though, is, Okay, we've been talking 320 00:17:57,240 --> 00:18:02,400 Speaker 1: about the right involving the hide carrying that out. You're 321 00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:04,760 Speaker 1: probably you're dealing with a human being. So you're going 322 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:07,920 Speaker 1: to reach a point where that human being tells you something. 323 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:12,240 Speaker 1: They are going to answer your question, either because they've 324 00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:16,040 Speaker 1: reached some state of altered consciousness, or because they simply 325 00:18:16,119 --> 00:18:18,040 Speaker 1: want you to stop, perhaps hitting them with a stick, 326 00:18:18,119 --> 00:18:20,600 Speaker 1: or they don't want to wear the hide anymore. With this, 327 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:25,080 Speaker 1: I mean, you're not going to actually summon a great 328 00:18:25,119 --> 00:18:28,160 Speaker 1: supernatural cat. You cannot summon that which does not exist. 329 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:30,280 Speaker 1: I mean, I guess there are various ways you could 330 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:34,520 Speaker 1: slice this. Maybe again, you're it's involving the human imagination. 331 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:38,040 Speaker 1: Maybe it involves just speaking to the night and imagining 332 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:41,919 Speaker 1: the answer. Maybe it is a situation where the calls 333 00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:45,760 Speaker 1: of a cat that is being tormented does call to 334 00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:48,200 Speaker 1: other cats in the vicinity, and you might see them 335 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:51,480 Speaker 1: or hear them, and then somehow interpret that for your oracle. 336 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:52,480 Speaker 1: I'm not sure. 337 00:18:53,119 --> 00:18:55,679 Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't have any special insight about this, but 338 00:18:56,200 --> 00:19:00,920 Speaker 3: my but my OPRIORI guess would be that it would 339 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:04,680 Speaker 3: yet again involve like somebody would be translating from this being. 340 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:06,480 Speaker 3: You know, you might have a priest or shaman of 341 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:09,040 Speaker 3: some type of figure who's saying like ah, yeah, here 342 00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:10,840 Speaker 3: the here is the cat, and it's speaking to me, 343 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:12,879 Speaker 3: and this is what it's saying. Yeah. 344 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:16,439 Speaker 1: So I'm gonna have less to say about the actual 345 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:20,720 Speaker 1: cat torment moving forward, because I think we've discussed that enough. 346 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:24,440 Speaker 1: But the stories about it, some of these are rather interesting. 347 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:27,800 Speaker 1: And again there are many different accounts, many different stories. 348 00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:30,800 Speaker 1: The one that Wiseman shares tells the story of a 349 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:34,880 Speaker 1: man named Ewan who undergoes the ritual of the Cat 350 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:38,480 Speaker 1: in order to find out this, and this seems rather ironic, 351 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:42,119 Speaker 1: what amends he needs to do in order to write 352 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:46,000 Speaker 1: his past misdeeds. So, like, I feel like I've done 353 00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:49,159 Speaker 1: some terrible things in the past. What can I do 354 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:51,680 Speaker 1: to make those better? I'm going to torture this cat 355 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:52,840 Speaker 1: so that I can find out. 356 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:57,200 Speaker 3: It's like if going to confession and a Catholic church involved, 357 00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:59,959 Speaker 3: you know, like bashing the priest with a glass bottle. 358 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,680 Speaker 3: It's like, Father, I have committed some kind of sin. 359 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:05,119 Speaker 3: I'm not sure what it is. Help me figure it. 360 00:20:05,119 --> 00:20:08,480 Speaker 1: Out, all right. So, in the context of the story here, yeah, 361 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:12,480 Speaker 1: he turns to this this this known right so that 362 00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:14,719 Speaker 1: he can find out what he needs to do. And 363 00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:17,639 Speaker 1: so he goes through the through all the steps, skewer 364 00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:19,520 Speaker 1: as a cat puts it over a fire, begins to 365 00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:22,439 Speaker 1: slowly roast this cat, which you know, it might be 366 00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:27,600 Speaker 1: a Scottish or European wild cat, but you know, I 367 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:30,560 Speaker 1: guess it doesn't particularly matter. But he's he's torturing this cat, 368 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,639 Speaker 1: roast in it, roasting it over the fire. It's turning 369 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:37,760 Speaker 1: over the fire on a spit. And this does in 370 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:40,439 Speaker 1: fact draw the attention of the Great King of the 371 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:43,679 Speaker 1: Cats and his many feline attendants, and they kind of 372 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:48,119 Speaker 1: like swell in number in the darkness outside of the 373 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,800 Speaker 1: hut where he is carrying on with the spit and 374 00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:54,520 Speaker 1: the tortured cat. And interesting here it's described as a 375 00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:58,080 Speaker 1: very tense ceremony. So these cats have come with the 376 00:20:58,119 --> 00:21:01,480 Speaker 1: intent to not only free their fellow feline from torment, 377 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:04,720 Speaker 1: but to also rip the human torture to bloody. 378 00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:06,080 Speaker 3: Shreds oh cat revenge. 379 00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:09,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, So it's described here that Ewan is terrified as 380 00:21:09,359 --> 00:21:14,400 Speaker 1: he's doing this, like like these death is awaiting him outside, 381 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:17,400 Speaker 1: but he knows that he absolutely has to quote keep 382 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:20,320 Speaker 1: turning the spit or he's doomed. Like if he stops 383 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:23,399 Speaker 1: turning the spit, then the cats will just descend on 384 00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:27,439 Speaker 1: him and so, and this reminds us of various, you know, 385 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:30,679 Speaker 1: supernatural accounts where there's some sort of ritual involved, like 386 00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:34,639 Speaker 1: not breaking the magic circle or else the creatures that 387 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:36,119 Speaker 1: you have summoned will destroy you. 388 00:21:36,359 --> 00:21:37,720 Speaker 3: Yeah, don't open your eyes. 389 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:40,480 Speaker 1: Yeah. So he keeps turning it, and then he treats 390 00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:43,520 Speaker 1: with the King of the Cats, and he asks the cat, hey, 391 00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:47,800 Speaker 1: what amends can I make for my wrongs in the 392 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:51,359 Speaker 1: past and maybe a rather recent past? And he's told 393 00:21:51,359 --> 00:21:55,080 Speaker 1: to build seven churches. And so he releases the tormented cat, 394 00:21:55,160 --> 00:22:00,399 Speaker 1: and then the cat horde to depart with the tormented cat, 395 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:02,600 Speaker 1: they jump into the river and they all. 396 00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:06,360 Speaker 3: Swim away into the river. Huh, we'll get back to this, right, 397 00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:09,880 Speaker 3: This will become a theme. Yeah, but a cat owners 398 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:12,399 Speaker 3: out there. If you had a cat in distress, do 399 00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:14,800 Speaker 3: you think the first place it would likely jump to 400 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:15,960 Speaker 3: would be into the water? 401 00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:22,480 Speaker 1: Probably not so. Wiseman discussedes that these rights may relate 402 00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:26,480 Speaker 1: to ancient worship of cat based deities among the pre 403 00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:29,800 Speaker 1: Christian Celts. He also writes that while the origins of 404 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:36,600 Speaker 1: this ritual are obscure, there doesn't seem to be a 405 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:40,800 Speaker 1: direct ancient source of the practice quote. There are too 406 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:43,560 Speaker 1: many liminal elements within the tradition to dismiss it as 407 00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:46,919 Speaker 1: something which could be described as relatively new. It has 408 00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:50,119 Speaker 1: been argued that cats were venerated during pagan times, and 409 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:53,919 Speaker 1: then during medieval times cats came to be associated with witchcraft. 410 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:59,040 Speaker 1: He also notes that these practices and Christian era witchcraft 411 00:22:59,119 --> 00:23:04,080 Speaker 1: hysteria apparently resulted in large scale cat sacrifices that may 412 00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:07,560 Speaker 1: have actually increased the severity of the black plague. For 413 00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:10,160 Speaker 1: when the cats have all been sacrificed, who is going 414 00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:12,960 Speaker 1: to kill the rat that carries the flea? Oh wow, 415 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:16,560 Speaker 1: so interesting food for thought there. Now there's no mention 416 00:23:17,119 --> 00:23:20,160 Speaker 1: in Wise Men of Big Ears. I'm not entirely sure 417 00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:23,560 Speaker 1: where big Ears comes from, but I want to come 418 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,600 Speaker 1: back to this idea of the king of the cats 419 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:32,520 Speaker 1: sometimes given a name, particularly the name of Erosan son 420 00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:36,520 Speaker 1: of Arosan in Irish traditions, and in fact, William Butler 421 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:42,240 Speaker 1: Yeates included mention of Eroson in Irish fairy and folk 422 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:47,520 Speaker 1: tales recounting the tale of Shan Shan, the Bard and 423 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:48,640 Speaker 1: the King of the Cats. 424 00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:51,320 Speaker 3: Oh okay, I've read a good bit of Yates over 425 00:23:51,359 --> 00:23:53,360 Speaker 3: the years. But I don't I don't know this one. 426 00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:55,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a This is a story that he 427 00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:58,800 Speaker 1: accounted that he collected from other sources and includes here 428 00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:02,800 Speaker 1: in the book. And he includes a couple of cat stories. 429 00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:07,040 Speaker 1: The other cat story has a lot of humans blinding 430 00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:09,240 Speaker 1: each other with with hot pokers, and so I'm not 431 00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:12,119 Speaker 1: gonna I'm not gonna get into that one. But this 432 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:17,080 Speaker 1: one about shan Chan is really good. It's it's ritually amusing, 433 00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:20,960 Speaker 1: pretty funny. So I'm gonna sort of summarize some elements 434 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,800 Speaker 1: of it here and also read some quotes from Yates 435 00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:26,400 Speaker 1: as well. Okay, so we have shan Chan here. He's 436 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:30,040 Speaker 1: a moody and righteous poet who has been invited to 437 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:33,720 Speaker 1: King Guari's banquet, where all the other poets of Ireland 438 00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:36,359 Speaker 1: have gathered, and there's gonna be a lot of feasting, 439 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:39,520 Speaker 1: you know, a lot of one assumes a lot of 440 00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:44,120 Speaker 1: song and poetry. But shan Chan takes offense at how 441 00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:47,639 Speaker 1: well the nobles are eating and you know, how nice 442 00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:51,320 Speaker 1: everything is, and he ends up refusing all food and 443 00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:55,800 Speaker 1: drink and spends the time sulking instead. The king learns 444 00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:58,040 Speaker 1: about this, and he's He's like, why is shan Chan 445 00:24:58,119 --> 00:25:00,600 Speaker 1: over there sulking? And he's a great poet. This is 446 00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:05,080 Speaker 1: all about celebrating poetry. So he calls for his own 447 00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:09,000 Speaker 1: favorite server, the king's favorite server, and says, bring this 448 00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:13,760 Speaker 1: food to shan Chen, and he does, and Shannchen rejects 449 00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:18,240 Speaker 1: the food and insults the server. So the king says, okay, 450 00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:20,919 Speaker 1: I'll send my own foster daughter over to him with 451 00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:24,640 Speaker 1: a fine salmon dish, and the poet also insults her 452 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:28,760 Speaker 1: and refuses the food, and so this finally pisses the 453 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:32,000 Speaker 1: king off, and he wishes quote, may the kiss of 454 00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:34,879 Speaker 1: a leper be on Sean Chan's lips before he dies. 455 00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:36,400 Speaker 1: So he's had enough. 456 00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:38,920 Speaker 3: I guess that was a really bad one back then. 457 00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:41,320 Speaker 4: Now. 458 00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:43,840 Speaker 1: While this is going on, though, finally a young serving 459 00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:45,960 Speaker 1: girl comes up to shan Chen and says, hey, I've 460 00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:49,240 Speaker 1: got a hens egg I can bring you if that's enough. 461 00:25:49,359 --> 00:25:50,880 Speaker 1: I mean it's not much, but it's what I got 462 00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:54,480 Speaker 1: and he's like, okay, that will suffice. She goes to 463 00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:57,200 Speaker 1: fetch it, and then she comes back and says, actually, sorry, 464 00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:59,520 Speaker 1: the egg's gone. I can't offer that to you. And 465 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:03,680 Speaker 1: this that's sean Chan off. He immediately accuses the girl 466 00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:05,600 Speaker 1: of eating the eggs. He's like, oh, you couldn't bring 467 00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:08,600 Speaker 1: it because you ate it nice, And she said, no, no, 468 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:11,600 Speaker 1: it wasn't me. It was probably the mice. They're mice 469 00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:13,920 Speaker 1: all over this place. They probably ate the egg That's 470 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:14,800 Speaker 1: probably what happened. 471 00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:17,520 Speaker 3: A lot of twist and turns in the story. 472 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:21,400 Speaker 1: But the poet here, yeah, he's in a mood at 473 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:24,520 Speaker 1: this point, and he says, then I will satirize them 474 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:28,960 Speaker 1: in a poem, said Sean Shan, and forthwith he chanted 475 00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:32,800 Speaker 1: so bitter a satire against them, that ten mice fell 476 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:37,040 Speaker 1: dead at once in his presence. WHOA, Yeah, I mean again, 477 00:26:37,119 --> 00:26:38,919 Speaker 1: this guy is a great poet. 478 00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:41,240 Speaker 3: That's also a lot of mice to have just been 479 00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:42,400 Speaker 3: present anyway. 480 00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:45,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, but it did. I mean, that makes sense. That's 481 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:46,800 Speaker 1: probably what happened to the egg. 482 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:49,680 Speaker 3: Yeah, affair is a veritable schmorgasbord. 483 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:54,120 Speaker 1: Now one assumes that shan Chan pauses, catches his breath 484 00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,360 Speaker 1: a little bit, but he's still in a foul mood 485 00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:58,920 Speaker 1: over all of this, and he continues, this is this 486 00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:02,560 Speaker 1: is from Yates tis well, said Sean Jan. But the 487 00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:05,080 Speaker 1: cat is the one most to blame for it. Was 488 00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:09,800 Speaker 1: her duty to suppress the mice. Therefore, I shall satirize 489 00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:13,840 Speaker 1: the tribe of the cats and their chief lord, Urusan, 490 00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:17,280 Speaker 1: son of Arosan, for I know where he lives, with 491 00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:21,360 Speaker 1: his wife's spitfire, and his daughter Sharptooth, with her brothers, 492 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:24,840 Speaker 1: the Purr and the Growler. But I shall begin with 493 00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:28,320 Speaker 1: Rousan himself, for he is a king and answerable for 494 00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:29,240 Speaker 1: all the cats. 495 00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:33,520 Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure my child made up these cat names. 496 00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:36,080 Speaker 1: It does sound a little bit like Cat's the musical, right. 497 00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:37,680 Speaker 3: He's the Purr and the growler. 498 00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:41,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, so this is already seeming like a bad decision. 499 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:44,280 Speaker 1: But he's again, he's in a mood. He's gonna keep going. 500 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:49,000 Speaker 1: Quote and he said, rosan monster of claws, who strikes 501 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:52,000 Speaker 1: at the mouse, but lets it go, weakest of cats, 502 00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:54,879 Speaker 1: the otter did well, who bit off the tips of 503 00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:59,200 Speaker 1: thy progenitor's ears, so that every cat sens is jagged eared. 504 00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:02,800 Speaker 1: Let thy tale hang down. It is right for the 505 00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:06,800 Speaker 1: mouse jeers at thee. Now Erosan heard these words in 506 00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:09,359 Speaker 1: his cave, and he said to his daughter, sharp tooth, 507 00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:15,480 Speaker 1: Shanshan has satirized me, But I will be avenged. Nay, father, 508 00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:18,400 Speaker 1: she said, bring him here alive, that we may all 509 00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:21,760 Speaker 1: take our revenge. I shall go then and bring him, 510 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:26,879 Speaker 1: said Eusan, So send thy brothers after me. So obviously 511 00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:29,800 Speaker 1: things are about to really get out of hand. Shan 512 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:32,760 Speaker 1: Chhan gets the sense that this is about to happen, 513 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,760 Speaker 1: so he asked the king and all the people he's 514 00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:37,920 Speaker 1: been insulting to protect him. But none of them can 515 00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:40,920 Speaker 1: protect him from the coming of the King of the cats. 516 00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:46,040 Speaker 1: And there's this great description here where this is originally 517 00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:47,960 Speaker 1: all I was going to include, but then the story 518 00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:52,080 Speaker 1: was too good. But here's the description. And when the 519 00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:55,040 Speaker 1: cat appeared, he seemed to them the size of a bullock, 520 00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:59,960 Speaker 1: so a steer. And this was his appearance, rapacious, panting, 521 00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:08,800 Speaker 1: jagged eared, snub nosed, sharp toothed, nimble, angry, vindictive, glare eyed, terrible, 522 00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:13,480 Speaker 1: sharp clod. Such was his similitude. But he passed on 523 00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:16,240 Speaker 1: amongst them, not minding till he came to Shan Shan 524 00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:18,920 Speaker 1: and him he seized by the arm and jerked him 525 00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:21,320 Speaker 1: up on his back and made off the way he 526 00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:24,680 Speaker 1: came before anyone could anyone could touch him, for he 527 00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:27,360 Speaker 1: had no other object in view but to get hold 528 00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:30,080 Speaker 1: of the poet. So he swept him up, He's taken 529 00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:32,720 Speaker 1: him away. Okay, So at this point, the King of 530 00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:35,200 Speaker 1: the Cats rides off into the night with the terrified 531 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:38,840 Speaker 1: poet on his back. Sean Shan, clearly in a tight spot, 532 00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:44,080 Speaker 1: tries flattery. He starts on telling Irasan love what a 533 00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:48,080 Speaker 1: marvelous beast he is, and this is not working, so 534 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:51,280 Speaker 1: he invokes the saints, but Irasan is having none of it, 535 00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:53,719 Speaker 1: and he brings the bard straight to a forge at 536 00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:57,400 Speaker 1: a monastery, apparently so he can roast the poet within it. 537 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:01,000 Speaker 1: And maybe there's some sort of maybe, maybe there's some 538 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:04,440 Speaker 1: sort of intended twist here, right, the cat is not 539 00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:08,160 Speaker 1: being roasted here, the human is going to be roasted. Yeah, 540 00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:11,120 Speaker 1: But at this point, who's hanging out here by the forge? 541 00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:14,320 Speaker 1: But Saint Kiran, one of the twelve Apostles of Ireland, 542 00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:17,760 Speaker 1: and he refuses to see such a fine poet incinerated, 543 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,600 Speaker 1: so he hits the King of the Cats with a 544 00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:23,840 Speaker 1: bar of red hot iron, killing him, and then Sean 545 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:28,480 Speaker 1: Chan tells off the saint. He says, quote, I would 546 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:31,800 Speaker 1: rather Irosan had killed me and eaten me every bit, 547 00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:35,680 Speaker 1: so that I might bring disgrace on guari the King 548 00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,120 Speaker 1: for the bad food he gave me for it was 549 00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:41,000 Speaker 1: all owing to his wretched dinners that I got into 550 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:44,680 Speaker 1: this plight. I love that he's such a such a 551 00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:50,640 Speaker 1: grumpus and just so committed to this grudge that he's like, 552 00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:53,280 Speaker 1: I wish you hadn't saved me because I'm just so 553 00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:54,200 Speaker 1: mad at the king. 554 00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:56,760 Speaker 3: Amazing all time grouch. Yeah. 555 00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:59,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, But anyway, the story ends up with the king 556 00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:02,240 Speaker 1: and the art eventually make up and Sean Jen gets 557 00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:04,320 Speaker 1: on it gets an honored seed at all the feasts 558 00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:07,400 Speaker 1: moving forward. So in a way, I feel like the 559 00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:09,720 Speaker 1: King of the Cats really catches astray in this in 560 00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:11,880 Speaker 1: the story, if you ask me, Like he was just 561 00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:14,440 Speaker 1: kind of mining his own business until he was just 562 00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:17,760 Speaker 1: wretchedly insulted by this poet. And you know, he couldn't 563 00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:19,480 Speaker 1: He's the king. He can't just stand there and let 564 00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:22,440 Speaker 1: this pass. He has to go off and kill this poet, 565 00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:25,120 Speaker 1: and he gets just drawn into all of this drama. 566 00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:27,840 Speaker 3: But so do you think this captures the spirit of 567 00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:30,720 Speaker 3: the King of Cats that is summoned by that the 568 00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:33,960 Speaker 3: horrible ritual, Like it's the same sort of being as 569 00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:34,800 Speaker 3: being imagined. 570 00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:38,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, here given you know, given treatment within an amusing 571 00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:41,360 Speaker 1: story that I is clearly playing for laughs and places. 572 00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:45,000 Speaker 1: But yeah, they both seem to get at this idea 573 00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:47,640 Speaker 1: of some sort of a great cat, some sort of 574 00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:53,520 Speaker 1: a supernatural cat being that has knowledge, uh, you know, 575 00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:57,840 Speaker 1: beyond that of a of a mortal so something like 576 00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:01,160 Speaker 1: a god, perhaps like Wiseman pointing out, connected to some 577 00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:06,720 Speaker 1: sort of a feline deity of you know, of pagan, dridic, 578 00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:10,640 Speaker 1: pre Christian origin. So it's yeah, it's interesting to see 579 00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,400 Speaker 1: that you kind of see it like peeking out of 580 00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:14,800 Speaker 1: the out ofus, you know, almost like a cat in 581 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:17,040 Speaker 1: the night, but it's peaking out of adadus from these 582 00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:18,920 Speaker 1: various folk tales and traditions. 583 00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:22,320 Speaker 3: Yeah, that takes a fence and comes to the aid 584 00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:25,520 Speaker 3: of its smaller, more mundane brethren, and that we can, 585 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:29,960 Speaker 3: at our peril, get its attention by irritating or harming 586 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:30,960 Speaker 3: those little brethren. 587 00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:34,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, and that in its you know that that feels 588 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:36,760 Speaker 1: very twisted in so many ways, right, because on one hand, 589 00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:38,840 Speaker 1: it seems like it should be a cautionary tale don't 590 00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:41,000 Speaker 1: mistreat a cat because the King of the cats could 591 00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:42,760 Speaker 1: come for you. But then it gets turned into a 592 00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:45,160 Speaker 1: whole ritual. It's like, well, we're counting on that because 593 00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:48,240 Speaker 1: we actually need some sage advice from the King of 594 00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:50,360 Speaker 1: the cats. But we've got to play it just right 595 00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:51,800 Speaker 1: otherwise he'll destroy us. 596 00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:54,200 Speaker 3: But the advice is always just going to be build 597 00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:57,160 Speaker 3: seven churches. What it's going to tell you that every time? 598 00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:57,880 Speaker 3: You already know. 599 00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:00,680 Speaker 1: That's why there's just so many over there. 600 00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:13,280 Speaker 3: Now, I guess, okay, are you ready to shift to 601 00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:14,680 Speaker 3: a new supernatural cat? 602 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:16,560 Speaker 1: Let us summon it out of the dark. 603 00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:19,040 Speaker 3: I would like to take a look at a monster 604 00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:24,360 Speaker 3: cat that appears in Welsh folklore and Arthurian literature, known 605 00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:28,600 Speaker 3: as cath polyg if you're trying to look it up. Unfortunately, 606 00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:31,800 Speaker 3: there are a bunch of different spelling and pronunciation variants 607 00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:34,840 Speaker 3: for the name of this creature. Usually the cat part 608 00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:36,960 Speaker 3: of the name is spelled with the thch at the end, 609 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:40,320 Speaker 3: like Kathy without the y, so cat or cath, and 610 00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:42,760 Speaker 3: then the second word in the name could be pa 611 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,800 Speaker 3: l u s b A l u g b a 612 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,040 Speaker 3: l u s something like that, but I think it's 613 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:53,040 Speaker 3: pronounced cat polog. The name comes from Welsh and it 614 00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:57,400 Speaker 3: is usually at least in the mainline tradition taken to 615 00:33:57,480 --> 00:34:00,440 Speaker 3: mean Pollug's cat, as in a cat below, looking to 616 00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:04,920 Speaker 3: a proper noun polag. There is also a French literary 617 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:10,280 Speaker 3: variation known as Kappalou or Chappalou, which by a false etymology, 618 00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:13,200 Speaker 3: seems to have evolved to mean a bog cat. Will 619 00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:14,719 Speaker 3: come back to that in a bit, because I think 620 00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:20,120 Speaker 3: that's interesting. In some stories, cath Pollog is a monster 621 00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:24,440 Speaker 3: cat that does battle with a hero from Arthurian legend 622 00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:29,799 Speaker 3: named k sometimes spelled c Ai or Cei or Kay. 623 00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:33,360 Speaker 1: Yeah. Fans of the nineteen sixty three Disney film The 624 00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:36,279 Speaker 1: Sword in the Stone will remember this character. This is 625 00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:39,000 Speaker 1: based on the nineteen thirty eight novel by T. H. White, 626 00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:41,600 Speaker 1: but it plays a prominent role in that picture. 627 00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:44,279 Speaker 3: The version in The Sword in the Stone is very 628 00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:48,080 Speaker 3: much the k you get in later Arthurian literature, where 629 00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:53,400 Speaker 3: he is an obnoxious, loudmouth bully Arthur's older foster brother, 630 00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:57,360 Speaker 3: but he's also he's a buffoon. In these earlier Arthur stories, 631 00:34:57,440 --> 00:35:02,360 Speaker 3: K is a much more honorable and uncomplicatedly heroic character. 632 00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:06,920 Speaker 3: But Kath Palack's enemy is not always Kay. In some 633 00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:11,600 Speaker 3: later yarns, the creature is fought by King Arthur himself, 634 00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:15,880 Speaker 3: and especially in some French tellings, the cat actually wins 635 00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:18,799 Speaker 3: this fight. What kills Arthur. We're gonna have to come 636 00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:19,399 Speaker 3: back to that. 637 00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:23,360 Speaker 1: This is crazy. Is that is not any version of 638 00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:26,080 Speaker 1: the theory and legend that I've ever read or seemed 639 00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:26,920 Speaker 1: committed to film. 640 00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:30,239 Speaker 3: Yeah, don't remember that from Sword in the Stone. But 641 00:35:30,719 --> 00:35:34,240 Speaker 3: so for more information on kath Pallag, I was trying 642 00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:36,200 Speaker 3: to find a solid source and I eventually settled on 643 00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:39,719 Speaker 3: a good one. So it's a twenty fourteen edition of 644 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:43,319 Speaker 3: the Triads of the Island of Britain, edited by a 645 00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:47,200 Speaker 3: scholar named Rachel Bromwich from the University of Wales Press, 646 00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:51,160 Speaker 3: twenty fourteen. So this book is a translation of the 647 00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:56,640 Speaker 3: Welsh Triads. Very interesting literary form that I really didn't 648 00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:59,480 Speaker 3: know anything about before this. So it's a literary form 649 00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:03,640 Speaker 3: preserve served in Middle Welsh manuscripts from the medieval period, 650 00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:08,160 Speaker 3: where you would essentially have three names of people or 651 00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:14,120 Speaker 3: things listed together under a common conceptual grouping. So examples 652 00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:17,760 Speaker 3: would be three generous men of the Island of Britain, 653 00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:20,000 Speaker 3: and then it would give you a list of three names, 654 00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:23,840 Speaker 3: all with an epithet the generous. You know Mordaff the generous. 655 00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:28,360 Speaker 3: A lot of these are lists of famous people, lists 656 00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:31,080 Speaker 3: of chieftains or rich people who add a lot of 657 00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:35,120 Speaker 3: sheep or something, or warriors and heroes from history and 658 00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:40,240 Speaker 3: from legend. Some of them are interesting, They've got interesting names, 659 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:42,160 Speaker 3: and they're kind of confusing. One I remember I came 660 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:45,480 Speaker 3: across in this book is three slaughter Blocks of the 661 00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:48,279 Speaker 3: Island of Britain. But I think it's not actually talking 662 00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:51,160 Speaker 3: about literal blocks. From the notes, it seems this means 663 00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:54,160 Speaker 3: like a leader who stands his ground firmly in battle. 664 00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:58,360 Speaker 3: Another one that was funny was three Frivolous Bards of 665 00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:02,279 Speaker 3: the Island of Britain. And some of these contain not 666 00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:07,600 Speaker 3: only three names with epithets, some actually have whole narratives attached. 667 00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:11,320 Speaker 3: So where does kath Pallag come in? The kath Pallag 668 00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:16,239 Speaker 3: creature is referenced in a narrative attached to one of 669 00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:20,360 Speaker 3: these Middle Welsh triads, specifically number twenty six in this edition, 670 00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:25,840 Speaker 3: called three Powerful Swine Herds of the Island of Britain. 671 00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:29,359 Speaker 3: This triad, this is one of the ones that has 672 00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:32,120 Speaker 3: some story attached to it, and it's talking about these 673 00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:37,560 Speaker 3: awesome dudes who commanded awesome legions of swine, and it 674 00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:43,280 Speaker 3: leads into a story about Henwin Hnwn Henwin, a mythical 675 00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:48,000 Speaker 3: magical monster pig whose name means old White. I think 676 00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:51,279 Speaker 3: we might have referenced Old White or Henwen in our 677 00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:53,799 Speaker 3: series on the Hogs of Hell last year. 678 00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:57,640 Speaker 1: I think so. Yeah, I remember at least reading about 679 00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:01,240 Speaker 1: King Arthur chasing pigs all over the British Isles. 680 00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:04,560 Speaker 3: Right, So here I'm going to read from Bromwich's translation 681 00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:07,239 Speaker 3: of the Triad narrative, and please forgive my attempts to 682 00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:11,800 Speaker 3: pronounce these Middle Welsh names here, I'm doing my best. 683 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,560 Speaker 3: So it's listing the three great swineherds, and it gets 684 00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:16,759 Speaker 3: to the third one, and then it says, and the 685 00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:20,680 Speaker 3: third call son of koul Ruey, with the swine of 686 00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:25,200 Speaker 3: Dolweir Dalbin in Glenn dahlwere in Cornwall, and one of 687 00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:29,080 Speaker 3: the swine was pregnant. Henwin was her name, And it 688 00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:31,680 Speaker 3: was prophesied that the island of Britain would be the 689 00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:35,799 Speaker 3: worse for the womb burden. Then Arthur assembled the army 690 00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:38,440 Speaker 3: of the Island of Britain and set out to seek 691 00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:42,960 Speaker 3: to destroy her. So now being hunted, Henwin goes on 692 00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:45,719 Speaker 3: to give birth to a pharaoh. It says, in order 693 00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:48,160 Speaker 3: to give birth, she goes into the sea. But then 694 00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:51,239 Speaker 3: later it's describing where these creatures are born, and it 695 00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:53,640 Speaker 3: sounds like it's different locations on land, so it's kind 696 00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:56,640 Speaker 3: of confusing. Maybe she gets to these locations by sea 697 00:38:56,680 --> 00:39:00,919 Speaker 3: travel in between giving birth to them. Yeah, it comes 698 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:04,280 Speaker 3: back on land to have each batch or something. But anyway, 699 00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:06,760 Speaker 3: it says she ends up giving birth to a grain 700 00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:09,920 Speaker 3: of wheat and a bee, and it explains that's why 701 00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:14,200 Speaker 3: one location has good wheat crops. And then at another 702 00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:16,920 Speaker 3: place she gives birth to a grain of barley and 703 00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:20,760 Speaker 3: a grain of wheat, and that's again some crop related 704 00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:24,879 Speaker 3: futures there. But then things start getting bad. She gives 705 00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:28,080 Speaker 3: birth to a wolf, cub and a young eagle, and 706 00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:30,400 Speaker 3: it says these monsters are sent to different parts of 707 00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:33,439 Speaker 3: the British Isles, and you know, cause much trouble there. 708 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:37,480 Speaker 3: And then from here we learn quote and at Landfair 709 00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:41,000 Speaker 3: in our fun under the black Rock, she brought forth 710 00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:44,440 Speaker 3: a kitten, and the powerful swineherd threw it from the 711 00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:48,000 Speaker 3: rock into the sea, and the sons of Polyag fostered 712 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:51,279 Speaker 3: it in Man to their own harm, and that was 713 00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:54,280 Speaker 3: Polyg's cat, and it was one of the three great 714 00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:58,160 Speaker 3: oppressions of Man nurtured therein. So it brings it all 715 00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,680 Speaker 3: back to another triad, three great a press of Man. 716 00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:04,520 Speaker 3: So yes, this monster cat, first of all born not 717 00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:07,319 Speaker 3: to a previous generation of monster cats, but to one 718 00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:12,600 Speaker 3: very special swine some pig Man seems to be a 719 00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:17,440 Speaker 3: reference to a place. This a real place now called Anglesey, 720 00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:20,280 Speaker 3: which is a large island just off the northwest coast 721 00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:23,560 Speaker 3: of Wales. So if you're trying to picture it on 722 00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:27,120 Speaker 3: a map, yeah, the cat Poalag's hunting grounds. It was 723 00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:30,759 Speaker 3: up on Anglesey, and especially I think around the sort 724 00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:35,000 Speaker 3: of mainland facing coast of that island. It was said 725 00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:39,080 Speaker 3: that it could swim the straits. However, despite the fact 726 00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:43,120 Speaker 3: that in the core text here Pallag is treated as 727 00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:45,880 Speaker 3: a proper name, it is a person to which the 728 00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:50,239 Speaker 3: cat belongs Pallag's cat, there also seems to be a 729 00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:55,880 Speaker 3: more descriptive etymology that some scholars have proposed. Bromwich points 730 00:40:55,880 --> 00:41:01,360 Speaker 3: out that the Middle Welsh word pallock or baloch comes 731 00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:06,439 Speaker 3: from a root word which means to dig, pierce wound, hit, 732 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:10,280 Speaker 3: scratch or claw, so it's kind of an all purpose 733 00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:15,000 Speaker 3: striking and gouging verb. And Bromwich cites another scholar named 734 00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:19,080 Speaker 3: Lloyd Jones, who argues that pollock was originally an adjectival 735 00:41:19,239 --> 00:41:24,000 Speaker 3: descriptor of the cat, as in scratching cat. So kat 736 00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:26,440 Speaker 3: pallag not the cat that belongs to pallick, but the 737 00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:30,120 Speaker 3: scratching cat. The aren't most cats scratching cats? 738 00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:33,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, if you look at them the wrong way. 739 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,919 Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's supposed to make this monster cat 740 00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:40,080 Speaker 3: sound dangerous and deadly. So maybe scratching isn't the best 741 00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:43,160 Speaker 3: English translation in terms of connotations. Maybe it should be 742 00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:45,240 Speaker 3: like striking or gouging cat. 743 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,759 Speaker 1: Perhaps some more severe version of scratching, because you can 744 00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:52,080 Speaker 1: get a pretty friendly scratch from even a very nice cat, 745 00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:54,080 Speaker 1: but a gouging is different. 746 00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:56,680 Speaker 3: As I said earlier, this version of the story does 747 00:41:56,719 --> 00:41:58,919 Speaker 3: not say how big the cat is though, so maybe 748 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,520 Speaker 3: maybe it is scratching. Maybe we should understand it that way, 749 00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:05,560 Speaker 3: but anyway, The name of the caath polaic here may 750 00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:09,800 Speaker 3: also have survived in the common name for an herb 751 00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:16,080 Speaker 3: called pallagspaul, known in English as silverweed. So apart from 752 00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:20,720 Speaker 3: this triad about very powerful swineherds. The only other early 753 00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:25,320 Speaker 3: reference to Catho polog in written sources is a tenth 754 00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:30,040 Speaker 3: or eleventh century old Welsh poem called pah Gurr, which 755 00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:34,480 Speaker 3: only exists in a fragmentary state now. And this poem 756 00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:38,359 Speaker 3: is in one passage it's talking about the adventures of 757 00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:41,240 Speaker 3: k Again, we're back to Kay, who later would become 758 00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:45,759 Speaker 3: Arthur's buffoonish older foster brother. In this earlier story about k, 759 00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:51,040 Speaker 3: it says, quote fair Ka went to Man to destroy monsters. 760 00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:55,240 Speaker 3: And the word here that it uses is luon, which 761 00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:59,759 Speaker 3: the authors have suggested might possibly be in some way 762 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,560 Speaker 3: related to the word lions, So it seems to refer 763 00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:06,920 Speaker 3: to monsters here. But it goes on to say his 764 00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:11,160 Speaker 3: shield was a fragment against cath Pallag. When people ask 765 00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:15,640 Speaker 3: who killed kath Pallag, nine score fierce men fell for 766 00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:20,480 Speaker 3: its food, nine score warriors. All right, So this this 767 00:43:20,719 --> 00:43:23,560 Speaker 3: cat killed one hundred and eighty warriors, and then the 768 00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:28,080 Speaker 3: night Ka probably killed it, at least that's what's implied. 769 00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:30,359 Speaker 3: The version of the poem we have here cuts off 770 00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:32,360 Speaker 3: in the middle of the tail, so we don't actually 771 00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:34,800 Speaker 3: get the part where he kills it if he does, 772 00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:37,880 Speaker 3: but that seems to be implied because Kay like survives 773 00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:38,960 Speaker 3: the encounter, and. 774 00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:42,600 Speaker 1: That's usually where these stories go with yeah somes, not 775 00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:43,520 Speaker 1: always but often. 776 00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:47,600 Speaker 3: In another later Welsh source, there's a reference to a 777 00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:51,040 Speaker 3: monster cat in Anglesey, which may be the same creature. 778 00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:54,960 Speaker 3: It's not called kath Pallag, but it says may the 779 00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:59,360 Speaker 3: speckled cat and her strangers make an uproar? Seems to 780 00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:01,080 Speaker 3: be phrased the kind of curse. 781 00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:04,000 Speaker 1: That in that of course, that makes me think about 782 00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:06,440 Speaker 1: these ideas of like a king of cats and its 783 00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:10,000 Speaker 1: attendants in the night, which I want to mention I 784 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,080 Speaker 1: think it was. Wiseman pointed out that there are also 785 00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:16,480 Speaker 1: some tellings in which that particular cat is described as 786 00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:20,320 Speaker 1: not being attended by other cats, but even but perhaps 787 00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:24,040 Speaker 1: even by like humans holding their own heads. So you 788 00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:27,840 Speaker 1: maybe get some mixed ideas of like are these demons? 789 00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:32,239 Speaker 1: Are these specters of the grave? And so forth? And 790 00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:35,000 Speaker 1: certainly the speckled cat and her strangers makes me think 791 00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:37,320 Speaker 1: of that, like who are these strangers? Are the other cats? 792 00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:39,800 Speaker 1: Are they? You know? Phantoms from beyond? 793 00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:42,120 Speaker 3: That's all. That's a ten out of ten band name 794 00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:48,160 Speaker 3: as well. Yes, it's just like the marquee at the Masquerade. 795 00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:51,640 Speaker 3: But so Bromwich says that the cat Pollag legend is 796 00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:56,720 Speaker 3: probably related to another cat monster, a horrible sea cat 797 00:44:56,880 --> 00:45:01,319 Speaker 3: from Irish folklore called the Merchada. And this beast gets 798 00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:03,800 Speaker 3: a description in the Lives of the Saints from the 799 00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:06,440 Speaker 3: Book of Lismore, in a subsection on the life of 800 00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:09,879 Speaker 3: Saint Brendan that Bromwich includes in her EndNote. So I'm 801 00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:11,720 Speaker 3: going to read from that here to give an idea 802 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:17,320 Speaker 3: talking about Saint Brendan. It says there is a great 803 00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:20,279 Speaker 3: sea cat here, like a young ox or like a 804 00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:23,960 Speaker 3: three year old horse, overgrown by feeding on the fish 805 00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:27,200 Speaker 3: of this sea and this island. And then there's a 806 00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:29,239 Speaker 3: part where the monster is said to be chasing the 807 00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:31,760 Speaker 3: saint's boat. I think Saint Brendan was like a sailor 808 00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:35,800 Speaker 3: and a navigator. And it says bigger than a brazen cauldron. 809 00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:39,160 Speaker 3: Was each of his eyes a bores tusks, had he 810 00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:43,160 Speaker 3: furzy hair upon him. And when I saw a furzy 811 00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:45,040 Speaker 3: I was like, is that a TYPEO? No, that is 812 00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:49,480 Speaker 3: not a type furze. F r Ze means the thorny 813 00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:53,040 Speaker 3: foliage on an evergreen shrub, so think of a cat, 814 00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:56,640 Speaker 3: a monstrous sea cat with like evergreen kind of pine 815 00:45:56,640 --> 00:46:01,680 Speaker 3: needle hair or brambly hair. And then it goes on 816 00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:03,839 Speaker 3: to say he had the maw of a leopard, with 817 00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:07,680 Speaker 3: the strength of a lion and the veracity of a hound, 818 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,520 Speaker 3: which the comparisons kind of lose steam for me there 819 00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:13,520 Speaker 3: at the end, because it's saying this monstrous cat had 820 00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:16,520 Speaker 3: a mouth like a big cat. You know, it had 821 00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:19,600 Speaker 3: a mouth like a lion. So it was like a lion, 822 00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:21,000 Speaker 3: like the real animal, like. 823 00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:24,520 Speaker 1: WHI, she is a cat, But it is to be clear, 824 00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:26,920 Speaker 1: some sort of sea creature in this. 825 00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:29,439 Speaker 3: That's what they're saying here. Yeah, so this monster cat 826 00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:32,960 Speaker 3: is said to live in the sea. Kath Pallack also 827 00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:37,480 Speaker 3: apparently has sea related powers, since it is said to 828 00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:40,719 Speaker 3: swim the Mini Straits, the waterway that separates the Isle 829 00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:44,960 Speaker 3: of Anglesea from the mainland of Whales. We don't know 830 00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:48,759 Speaker 3: exactly how much of the story of cath Pallack is 831 00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:53,239 Speaker 3: influenced by these Irish cat beast tails, but they seem 832 00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:57,799 Speaker 3: probably related. There are more sources on these Irish monster cats, 833 00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:00,839 Speaker 3: and Bromwich says that they were sometimes sort of a 834 00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:03,920 Speaker 3: ware cat a human being who has been bewitched, or 835 00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:08,239 Speaker 3: one who can magically transform themselves with a cat skin disguise. 836 00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:12,560 Speaker 3: They sometimes guard hidden treasure troves, so that's kind of cool. Again, 837 00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:15,640 Speaker 3: this is not necessarily cath Pallag, but the Irish ones. 838 00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:20,240 Speaker 3: They guard treasure troves, and they are sometimes witnessed coming 839 00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:24,240 Speaker 3: out of she mounds. These would be hills where fairies 840 00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:27,279 Speaker 3: or elves dwell underneath the earth. They thought of his 841 00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:41,279 Speaker 3: portals to the hidden world. Now I mentioned earlier the 842 00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:46,320 Speaker 3: French variation on caath Pallag, the Capellou or the Chappalou. 843 00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:50,640 Speaker 3: Whereas in Welsh texts the slayer of the cat is 844 00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:55,760 Speaker 3: k in some medieval French Arthurian romances it is actually 845 00:47:56,120 --> 00:48:00,040 Speaker 3: Arthur himself, King Arthur, who fights the creature and so 846 00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:04,839 Speaker 3: sometimes loses the fight disastrously. So I'm going to start 847 00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:08,600 Speaker 3: with that version. So from a late twelfth century text 848 00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:13,640 Speaker 3: known as Romance de France, describing a poem in which 849 00:48:13,719 --> 00:48:17,160 Speaker 3: this story is told, the author says, quote, the French 850 00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:20,000 Speaker 3: have made a poem about him, that King Arthur was 851 00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:23,640 Speaker 3: pushed by Capellalou into the bog and the cat killed 852 00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:27,040 Speaker 3: him in war, then passed over to England and was 853 00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:29,880 Speaker 3: not slow to conquer it, then wore the crown in 854 00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:32,920 Speaker 3: the land and was the lord of the country. Where 855 00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:35,840 Speaker 3: did they get such a tale? It is a proven lie, 856 00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:40,400 Speaker 3: God knows. 857 00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:42,520 Speaker 1: I love that. That's amazing. 858 00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:44,160 Speaker 3: It is not true. 859 00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:49,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm very much imagining the French people from Monty 860 00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:53,120 Speaker 1: Python in the Holy Grail here creating a scandalous story 861 00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:55,920 Speaker 1: about a cat killing King Arthur and becoming the King 862 00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:57,040 Speaker 1: of the Britons. Yeah. 863 00:48:57,080 --> 00:48:58,640 Speaker 3: I want to come back to that the question of 864 00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:02,520 Speaker 3: how to take this story. But another interesting thing in 865 00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:05,880 Speaker 3: the secondhand description of the story here the fight takes 866 00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:08,560 Speaker 3: place in a bog or in a swamp, which in 867 00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:11,600 Speaker 3: the French language would have been in la palou, meaning 868 00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:16,120 Speaker 3: in the bog. Bromwich writes that this is evidence that, 869 00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:22,719 Speaker 3: by way of a false etymology, the French misunderstood kathpollog 870 00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:27,440 Speaker 3: to mean bog cat, and note that this allows the 871 00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:31,760 Speaker 3: capellou or chappalou to retain the characteristics of a water 872 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:37,120 Speaker 3: monster like the Irish sea cats. These false folk etymologies 873 00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:39,640 Speaker 3: are always really interesting to me. We've talked about a 874 00:49:39,719 --> 00:49:41,319 Speaker 3: number of them on the show before. I know one 875 00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:45,360 Speaker 3: that's come up is the English. This is certainly the 876 00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:49,560 Speaker 3: case for English speakers. Is the word muskrat. People assume 877 00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:53,279 Speaker 3: that because of the way the name sounds, it must 878 00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:56,840 Speaker 3: be a rat that produces a musk, meaning a smelly rat. 879 00:49:57,200 --> 00:50:01,080 Speaker 3: But actually muskrat is an English trans literation of an 880 00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:04,160 Speaker 3: Algonquin word. And so it seems like that may have 881 00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:07,680 Speaker 3: been going on with the French understanding of capealou here 882 00:50:07,719 --> 00:50:11,160 Speaker 3: that it's like sounds like the French for cat from 883 00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:13,959 Speaker 3: a bog bog cat, so that's what they thought it meant. 884 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,680 Speaker 3: So the stories are set in a bog or a swamp. 885 00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:19,400 Speaker 1: Wow, and that ends up coloring the shape of the 886 00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:20,319 Speaker 1: folk tale. 887 00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:25,120 Speaker 3: The French bog cat was like some of these Irish monsters, 888 00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:27,839 Speaker 3: said to be a man who morphed into a cat 889 00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:31,960 Speaker 3: body form by the power of magic. There's another version 890 00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:35,680 Speaker 3: of the story where this time Arthur actually manages to 891 00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:39,040 Speaker 3: kill the cat. This is from a text called Estoi 892 00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:41,960 Speaker 3: de Merlin I think the History of Merlin or the 893 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:46,640 Speaker 3: Story of Merlin, which takes place in a real location 894 00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:50,719 Speaker 3: around the Lake of Le Bourgeais, which Bromwich says was 895 00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:54,759 Speaker 3: known from the fourteenth century as Mont duchat ar two 896 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:58,800 Speaker 3: I think that means Mount Arthur's cat something like that, 897 00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:04,400 Speaker 3: and another version with the French Capelou says that this 898 00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:10,560 Speaker 3: bog cat captures Arthur, kidnaps him, takes him away to Avalon, 899 00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:13,359 Speaker 3: which is where Arthur comes to rest at the end 900 00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:15,920 Speaker 3: of the more well known stories, you know, the Lancelot 901 00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:18,279 Speaker 3: Guenevere romances, where they have a big battle and then 902 00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:23,759 Speaker 3: Arthur's laid to rest in Avalon. Bromwich speculates that this 903 00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:27,319 Speaker 3: weird story where the cat takes the cat takes him 904 00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:30,520 Speaker 3: there may have arisen in an attempt to like blend 905 00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:36,160 Speaker 3: together popular Arthur versus bogcat battle stories with the more 906 00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:40,000 Speaker 3: well known or canon details of Arthur's biography in these 907 00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:43,680 Speaker 3: big stories. So I was trying to think of an analogy, 908 00:51:43,719 --> 00:51:46,520 Speaker 3: and it's kind of like if there were a popular 909 00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:50,880 Speaker 3: stream of Star Wars fan fiction where obi Wan Kenobi 910 00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:53,520 Speaker 3: fights the Fluke Man from the X Files, you know, 911 00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:56,880 Speaker 3: the toilet Monster, and so in one of these stories 912 00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:00,279 Speaker 3: has the Toilet Monster abducting Obi Wan Kenoba be in 913 00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:02,439 Speaker 3: taking him to the Death Star so he can meet 914 00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:03,880 Speaker 3: his canonical ending. 915 00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:07,560 Speaker 1: Right right, Because it's like, well, we're talking about ob Wan, 916 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:09,479 Speaker 1: so of course we have to have the Fluke band, 917 00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:13,200 Speaker 1: but we need to actually come back to the the 918 00:52:13,239 --> 00:52:16,000 Speaker 1: major beats in the overarching story, and we've got to 919 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,160 Speaker 1: have Fluke band there for that as well. 920 00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:21,479 Speaker 3: Right, So yeah, I like that. But also I wanted 921 00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:24,480 Speaker 3: to come back to the question you raised about the 922 00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:27,120 Speaker 3: version where Arthur is killed in the bog or killed 923 00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:31,440 Speaker 3: by the bogcat, because Arthur he just gets crumpled and 924 00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:35,000 Speaker 3: the cat becomes king. Is it possible this was meant 925 00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:38,440 Speaker 3: as a spoof or a kind of cross channel national 926 00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:41,760 Speaker 3: ridicule by the French. I don't know of a strong 927 00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:44,520 Speaker 3: reason for thinking that's the case, though I'm very tempted 928 00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:47,279 Speaker 3: to wonder along those lines. I'm by no means an 929 00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:50,359 Speaker 3: expert on Arthurian literature, so you know, maybe there are 930 00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:55,360 Speaker 3: nuances there that I'm missing. On the other hand, Bromwich 931 00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:59,600 Speaker 3: says that the version of the story where Arthur dies 932 00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:04,960 Speaker 3: is actually the oldest known variant of the Arthur versus 933 00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:09,319 Speaker 3: the Bogcat story, and thus she argues it's possible that 934 00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:13,920 Speaker 3: this reflects a quote genuine variant tradition of Arthur's end 935 00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:18,400 Speaker 3: which existed in antecedent Welsh and or Breton tradition, but 936 00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:21,080 Speaker 3: which by the time of the extant records has given 937 00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:25,800 Speaker 3: place to other alternative traditions. Arthur's death at Camlin became 938 00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:29,719 Speaker 3: conflated with a story of his removal to Avalon, so 939 00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:32,240 Speaker 3: that the story of his terminal fight with the cat 940 00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:36,120 Speaker 3: monster is yet another variant which survives only in certain 941 00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:40,120 Speaker 3: tantalizing illusions. So does that make sense that this is 942 00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:42,959 Speaker 3: obviously here limited to the realm of speculation. We don't 943 00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:45,279 Speaker 3: know about what the earliest versions of the story were, 944 00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:50,080 Speaker 3: but in Bromwich's opinion, it could be that this bizarre 945 00:53:50,239 --> 00:53:53,719 Speaker 3: version of the story of King Arthur, where King Arthur 946 00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:57,720 Speaker 3: is killed by a wicked swamp cat, may actually reflect 947 00:53:57,800 --> 00:54:01,439 Speaker 3: a genuine early variant of the case Arthur's story, which 948 00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:05,640 Speaker 3: has since disappeared in Welsh and Breton sources, but survives 949 00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:09,800 Speaker 3: in this altered derivative form in these references from French 950 00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:12,680 Speaker 3: texts like what if? What if it were that the 951 00:54:12,719 --> 00:54:15,920 Speaker 3: actual og King Arthur was pushed into a bog by 952 00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:16,680 Speaker 3: a kitty cat? 953 00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:20,279 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's amazing to think about. Yeah, the idea 954 00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:22,120 Speaker 1: that this is not just some sort of one off, 955 00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:25,920 Speaker 1: not the result of some you know, just from some 956 00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:29,319 Speaker 1: translation accidents and and so forth. It kind of gives 957 00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:31,960 Speaker 1: us this this curio of a tale, but it may 958 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:36,560 Speaker 1: represent like a significant strain of fiction or ar Theian 959 00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:40,920 Speaker 1: tradition going back quite a ways. That's that's fascinating to 960 00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:43,600 Speaker 1: think about. And it makes sense too if you again 961 00:54:43,719 --> 00:54:46,720 Speaker 1: think about this, this idea that Wiseman brings up about 962 00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:51,080 Speaker 1: some of these cat stories being connected to much older 963 00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:55,960 Speaker 1: traditions of even feline deities in the British Isles. Uh, 964 00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,080 Speaker 1: you know, those are exactly the sort of entities that 965 00:54:58,160 --> 00:55:00,840 Speaker 1: a hero might might die fighting. 966 00:55:01,239 --> 00:55:03,320 Speaker 3: I mean, if you come up on the more familiar 967 00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:06,200 Speaker 3: Arthur stories, it sounds comical that he's killed in a 968 00:55:06,239 --> 00:55:10,440 Speaker 3: bog by a cat. But but like you know, Beowulf 969 00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:13,080 Speaker 3: is killed while fighting a dragon. You know this, Yeah, 970 00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:16,520 Speaker 3: and you would have plenty of these medieval stories that 971 00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:19,640 Speaker 3: are about a great heroic warrior and is in fact 972 00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:22,000 Speaker 3: at some point killed in the story by a monster 973 00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:24,160 Speaker 3: in the way that make in a way that makes 974 00:55:24,200 --> 00:55:27,000 Speaker 3: sense of the narrative. Like it, it's not an accident 975 00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:29,439 Speaker 3: that Beowulf gets killed by a dragon. That's like part 976 00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:31,120 Speaker 3: of the arc of the story. And then you know, 977 00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:32,239 Speaker 3: wiggleff steps up. 978 00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:36,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And now I am going to refuse 979 00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:39,120 Speaker 1: to imagine this as anything less than like a tiger 980 00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:43,279 Speaker 1: sized cat, though I just can't. I can't imagine King 981 00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:45,480 Speaker 1: Arthur falling to something that's housecats sized. 982 00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:47,680 Speaker 3: Well, I can imagine it. Maybe I've got a better 983 00:55:47,719 --> 00:55:50,719 Speaker 3: imagination than you. No, I'm thinking. I'm full on thinking. 984 00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:52,919 Speaker 3: It's like the rabbit and Monty Python. This is a 985 00:55:53,040 --> 00:55:56,239 Speaker 3: regular sized house cat that is killing King Arthur. It's 986 00:55:56,320 --> 00:56:00,000 Speaker 3: killing one hundred and eighty fine warriors, It's getting them all. 987 00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:04,680 Speaker 1: Well, this does bring us to an interesting notion here, 988 00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:08,680 Speaker 1: thinking about again about the size of a killer cat. 989 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,960 Speaker 1: On one hand, like a big cat is a killer cat. 990 00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:15,080 Speaker 1: That makes sense. We see a big cat at a 991 00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:17,319 Speaker 1: zoo and we feel it in our bones. We know 992 00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:19,960 Speaker 1: that that is something that is a threat to us. 993 00:56:20,520 --> 00:56:23,000 Speaker 1: And if you're dealing with a giant sized cat, I 994 00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:26,640 Speaker 1: mean that's of course been a very popular area of 995 00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:30,400 Speaker 1: focus in fiction. In fact, the Weird House Cinema episode 996 00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:34,120 Speaker 1: that we just re ran, which of course is the 997 00:56:34,120 --> 00:56:37,320 Speaker 1: Incredible Shrinking Man from nineteen fifty seven, has a great 998 00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:41,080 Speaker 1: sequence in which our Incredible Shrinking Man has to flee 999 00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:44,360 Speaker 1: for his life from a normal sized house cat that 1000 00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:48,200 Speaker 1: to him is an enormous monster, like a kaiju that 1001 00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:50,400 Speaker 1: is trying to get at him in a doll's house. 1002 00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:53,600 Speaker 3: There's no kaiju as cruel as a cat, though. 1003 00:56:53,560 --> 00:56:56,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean it goes back to that 1004 00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:59,080 Speaker 1: old bit of folk wisdom that you know, if you 1005 00:56:59,160 --> 00:57:01,839 Speaker 1: were reduced to the size of a mouse, your cat 1006 00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:04,759 Speaker 1: would eat you. It would not be your friend, which 1007 00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:09,359 Speaker 1: you know, I love cats, but I think that's totally true. 1008 00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:11,279 Speaker 1: But then on the other end, we have plenty of 1009 00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:15,600 Speaker 1: examples of house cat sized cats that are depicted as 1010 00:57:15,719 --> 00:57:19,240 Speaker 1: vicious monsters, sometimes played for laugh certainly, but although other 1011 00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:21,560 Speaker 1: times there's at least an attempt to play it seriously. 1012 00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:24,360 Speaker 1: The movie we'll be watching this Friday for Weird House 1013 00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:28,360 Speaker 1: Cinema has such a creature. Another film that comes to 1014 00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:30,960 Speaker 1: mind is Tales from the Dark Side. The movie, which 1015 00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:34,000 Speaker 1: has in it one of the segments is an adaptation 1016 00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:36,720 Speaker 1: of Stephen King's The Cat from Hell, and we get 1017 00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:39,800 Speaker 1: to see that cat running around and killing people, even 1018 00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:42,520 Speaker 1: though it's not shooting lightning out of its eyes. It's 1019 00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:45,160 Speaker 1: not the size of a tiger, it's just the size 1020 00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:47,880 Speaker 1: of a house cat. But it's really fast and really vicious. 1021 00:57:48,440 --> 00:57:50,920 Speaker 3: We shall not underestimate them. I don't think you and 1022 00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:53,720 Speaker 3: I would have anyway, but especially not after today. 1023 00:57:54,280 --> 00:57:57,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, even with a house cat, you know, 1024 00:57:57,280 --> 00:58:00,080 Speaker 1: there'll be times when they will go into hunter mode 1025 00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:02,560 Speaker 1: and they may attack your feet or you know, run 1026 00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:04,200 Speaker 1: through the house, and in those moments you get a 1027 00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:06,920 Speaker 1: sense of it and you're like, what if this creature 1028 00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:10,440 Speaker 1: was suddenly not my friend or not my partner, not 1029 00:58:10,520 --> 00:58:14,680 Speaker 1: my roommate, and what if it saw me as something else? 1030 00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:16,040 Speaker 1: Maybe I would be in trouble. 1031 00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:18,640 Speaker 3: But you gotta be nice to it anyway. I mean, 1032 00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:20,600 Speaker 3: not only because it's the right thing to do. If 1033 00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:23,520 Speaker 3: you don't, you might summon the King of cats exactly. 1034 00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:27,280 Speaker 1: And yeah, and the king will not take kindly to you. 1035 00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:33,000 Speaker 1: And that includes just slight, slight errors on your part, 1036 00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:36,600 Speaker 1: like not giving them the wet food and so forth, 1037 00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:41,400 Speaker 1: delaying feeding by even fifteen minutes. So just be very 1038 00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:42,600 Speaker 1: careful out there, everyone. 1039 00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:45,520 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right, a little late for dinner time. There's 1040 00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:47,720 Speaker 3: a knock on the door. It's a soft knock, a 1041 00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:48,960 Speaker 3: kind of furry knock. 1042 00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:53,439 Speaker 1: All right. So that is our look at folkloric cats, 1043 00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:56,480 Speaker 1: or the British isles. Again, we couldn't cover everything here, and 1044 00:58:56,680 --> 00:58:58,520 Speaker 1: when you start following some of the threads you also 1045 00:58:58,560 --> 00:59:01,440 Speaker 1: get into cryptids. Certainly there are a lot of modern 1046 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:06,200 Speaker 1: cat cryptids and supposed sightings of big cats. And then 1047 00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:08,400 Speaker 1: of course again you have the reality of wildcats and 1048 00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:11,880 Speaker 1: feral cats and so forth. So there's a lot. There's 1049 00:59:11,880 --> 00:59:16,360 Speaker 1: a lot else out there. But hopefully you found this enjoyable, 1050 00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:19,400 Speaker 1: and perhaps those of you listening have some additional stories 1051 00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:21,000 Speaker 1: you want to bring to mind. Maybe it's a different 1052 00:59:21,080 --> 00:59:23,840 Speaker 1: twist on some of the stories we shared here today, 1053 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,360 Speaker 1: some of the traditions we shared here today, or a 1054 00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:30,480 Speaker 1: treatment of these traditions in fiction one way or another, 1055 00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:33,280 Speaker 1: write in with those. We would love to read those, 1056 00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:35,760 Speaker 1: perhaps on a future episode of Stuff to Blow Your Mind. 1057 00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:38,240 Speaker 1: Listener mail. 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