Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of FALC
Speaker 1: trend Heavy. Play on Falcon Heavy, which is the big
Speaker 1: old spaceship they're gonna be sending up into space to
Speaker 1: look at this big asteroid. We'll get into it. It's
Speaker 1: a it's interesting piece of pro capitalism propaganda that I
Speaker 1: think we'll be seeing more and more of. So I
Speaker 1: love that. Yeah, I love that for us needs propaganda.
Speaker 1: Hey is it? Yeah? Back, guys. I'm currently scrubbed in
Speaker 1: at the hospital. But I figured not popping for trends. No,
Speaker 1: I'm We're still the countdown is still continuing. So I
Speaker 1: appreciate everybody's well wishes that I received, because I received
Speaker 1: an influx of messages and like, oh my god, he's
Speaker 1: not on the show. Everything not yet. You'll know, you'll know,
Speaker 1: you'll know day by day, day by day. But yes,
Speaker 1: I'm here. Thanks for having me back. Don't even even
Speaker 1: though they in between. That's right, Um, all right. So
Speaker 1: this article in the Daily Star so already kind of
Speaker 1: notoriously bullshit news source, but I wanted to highlight the
Speaker 1: way they're covering this because they're talking about this SpaceX
Speaker 1: mission that is going to fly up to the biggest
Speaker 1: asteroid in the Solar System. This asteroid alone makes up
Speaker 1: one percent of the mass of our galaxies asteroid belt
Speaker 1: called Psyche. It's just massive. And the way they're talking
Speaker 1: about it, so they're sending all this valuable stuff up
Speaker 1: there because the size and makeup of the asteroid gives
Speaker 1: it an estimated worth of ten quintillion dollars, more than
Speaker 1: seventy thousand times the current worth of the entire global economy.
Speaker 1: And but wait, so they're saying, like we need this
Speaker 1: asteroid basically, like it's for just as a just vacation
Speaker 1: for space travel. That hey, there's a lot of like
Speaker 1: good that's a monetize able asteroid just for bettering our
Speaker 1: understanding of where our place in the cosmos. But this
Speaker 1: should like we can have seventy thousand times more inequality
Speaker 1: on this planet, seventy thousand times more stuff that people
Speaker 1: can sell and buy, which is really what we need.
Speaker 1: How far is the like, So the rocket is meant
Speaker 1: to go and like a probe or something is going
Speaker 1: to land on this asteroid or some ship and then
Speaker 1: they're gonna, you know, just kick it there for a
Speaker 1: little bit and pull off little pieces and figure out
Speaker 1: off million dollar nugs. Just break off some nugs. But
Speaker 1: I feel like that is going to be a thing
Speaker 1: we'll see. Is like we're visiting this thing in space.
Speaker 1: It's a cloud that has ten thousand times the amount
Speaker 1: of water that we have on air planet, without like
Speaker 1: really any reference, Like, well, how how do you think
Speaker 1: you'll get that back? And I don't know, man, but
Speaker 1: Bro's just sitting up there, man, quintilly ten quintillion, What
Speaker 1: the fuck? Like all this space propaganda is probably just
Speaker 1: gonna sound like like Columbus's letters back to like Spain
Speaker 1: or some ship, right, you know what I Mean's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, dude, he's sucking people. They're scared of
Speaker 1: our swords and there's like gold lying around. Get over
Speaker 1: here now. It's uh yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure it
Speaker 1: was in like a slide deck from SpaceX or something.
Speaker 1: That's just like, okay, let's do the math on this.
Speaker 1: How how much would it be if we could just
Speaker 1: like transport that stuff? That's pretty pretty nice little pay day?
Speaker 1: What is it made of, like n f T S
Speaker 1: or something. It's just made of pure, pure, uncut n
Speaker 1: FT pure, Yeah, fucking at a fucking n f T
Speaker 1: is up there. Yeah, man, So they think it's made
Speaker 1: of mostly iron and nickel, which other asteroids are largely
Speaker 1: made of rocks and ice. So they think this one
Speaker 1: might be the left over core of a proto planet
Speaker 1: that tried to form billions of years ago and just
Speaker 1: got demolished. Yeah. Hey, we'll learn more, but it's not
Speaker 1: good enough to be just learning more. We are also
Speaker 1: going to be uh profiting more. We're gonna be catching
Speaker 1: ng more. You know what I mean? All of us.
Speaker 1: Remember when we say when we say amounts like that
Speaker 1: in the news, that means all of us are going
Speaker 1: to get it, not just three people. Oh you thought
Speaker 1: we had hyper inequality now wow, wait wait till you
Speaker 1: see you know when hyper space inequality. When Elon Musk
Speaker 1: brings back just as he's gonna be down here with
Speaker 1: all of us, he's gonna be like Billy's ain't on
Speaker 1: Titanic's like peace and we like your money won't save you.
Speaker 1: Now Musk are Marie Condo? People are like, wait, what happened?
Speaker 1: She was your favorite? She tells us to do clean?
Speaker 1: Where did she go there? Okay, so she did this
Speaker 1: like recent like it was in a profile in the
Speaker 1: Washington Post last week, and she basically talked about how
Speaker 1: she's just kind of shifting, like her priorities have shifted
Speaker 1: a bit. She said, quote, I've kind of given up
Speaker 1: on that in a good way for me, talking about
Speaker 1: like the organizational thing that she was first known for.
Speaker 1: Quote now I realized that. Now I realized what is
Speaker 1: important to me is enjoying spending time with my children
Speaker 1: at home. And people are like, you fucking fraud, How
Speaker 1: fucking dare you? What about us? I had kids and
Speaker 1: I was condoing my fucking shit? How? How? How? And
Speaker 1: it's just like people like, yo, hold your horses here,
Speaker 1: what like what what? What did? What did you think
Speaker 1: she was? What did you need her to be for you? Uh?
Speaker 1: And also, as many people point out, she was twenty
Speaker 1: seven and had no children when she was doing her
Speaker 1: like when she came to prominence with her like you know,
Speaker 1: life changing magic of tidying up, and a lot of
Speaker 1: that had no idea that young. Yeah, and then they're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: twelve years later and like with your third kid, people
Speaker 1: fucking change. And maybe I mean, it doesn't mean to
Speaker 1: say she's like saying, yes, everything I said was a lie,
Speaker 1: But people are like taking it like that. It's just
Speaker 1: very uh. There's like there's some interesting uh in jazz
Speaker 1: a bothers and just sort of interesting analysis just about
Speaker 1: how like some people are like very kind of quickly
Speaker 1: revealing themselves and being like where was this like prototypical
Speaker 1: type a Asian woman I needed to be my guide
Speaker 1: through my life, but also thinking of like how emotionally
Speaker 1: charged even the topic of like organizing a home is
Speaker 1: and how that's tied to gender ales and things like that.
Speaker 1: So it's like a very complex thing, but it's like
Speaker 1: a very Internet moment where this person is like, yeah,
Speaker 1: twelve years in for me personally, I'm more focused on
Speaker 1: this now, and they're like, but you can't be what
Speaker 1: so your kids sparked joy? Right, I got rid of
Speaker 1: my kids because they did spark. I feel like Tucker
Speaker 1: Carlson's gonna have a hard time with us, because this
Speaker 1: strikes me as something that people who have strong like
Speaker 1: mother issues would would have a problem with, you know,
Speaker 1: And as we know, his mom left the family for
Speaker 1: some hippies or something, for the hippie lifestyle and we've
Speaker 1: been we've all been fucked ever since. Um, all right,
Speaker 1: there was a there was a big controversial moment in
Speaker 1: the Lakers Celtics game UM where I don't know, it
Speaker 1: feels like the Lakers have been getting fucked over on
Speaker 1: some some last second calls of late um. In this case,
Speaker 1: Lebron drove to the basket, was putting up a lefty layup,
Speaker 1: very straightforward, and just got slapped on his hand as
Speaker 1: he was on his arm as he was releasing it,
Speaker 1: like just straightforward, like foul could be the platonic definition
Speaker 1: of a shooting foul, and you know this happens a lot,
Speaker 1: but it's just wild because he knew it was a
Speaker 1: foul immediately. The refs immediately after the game admitted it
Speaker 1: was a foul. The announcers like what was that. They're like, wow,
Speaker 1: that was yep, that's a that's a clear foul. And
Speaker 1: then the statement from like the Refereeing Union has come
Speaker 1: out and they're like, uh, it's it's gut wrenching, man,
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah. I mean for the lowly Laker fans
Speaker 1: who absolutely could have used a win in Boston, which
Speaker 1: looked like would have been possible had that foul been
Speaker 1: called because the game was tied and then that was
Speaker 1: zero sent it to overtime. Yeah, like what I don't
Speaker 1: I'm dead inside as a Laker fan, so I'm just
Speaker 1: kind of oh yeah, but i'd be long if if
Speaker 1: I'd say that didn't kill me one more time because
Speaker 1: I watched the game because it was it was so clear.
Speaker 1: And then I don't know, if you saw Lebron tag
Speaker 1: Jason Tatum on Instagram, he's like to day, yeah, He's like,
Speaker 1: nice block Jason, and then like he even replied and
Speaker 1: he's like, hey, I'm sorry, Champ. So like you're kind
Speaker 1: of crazey, like harsh smile emoji. So whatever, I mean,
Speaker 1: it is what it is. And apparently Lebron's has been
Speaker 1: telling him, he's like, just stop talking to the ref.
Speaker 1: It's not gonna make a difference, Like this is how
Speaker 1: they want to call it. Because then I mean on
Speaker 1: like Lakers Twitter too, there was like even the jump
Speaker 1: ball even before that was like wildly like favored the Celtics.
Speaker 1: So it's a there's a lot going on. We got
Speaker 1: a lot going on right now. It's one of those
Speaker 1: things where like as the moment was about to happen,
Speaker 1: it was like a time out, four seconds left, Lakers ball.
Speaker 1: I was like, man, I hope it doesn't, like, I
Speaker 1: hope the refs don't. Yeah, because Lebron just got downhill
Speaker 1: and then I go, here we go. This is either
Speaker 1: a bucket or as a foul because like half the
Speaker 1: team went to go guard him and then yeah, anyway,
Speaker 1: hear more about this on Miles and Jack got mad
Speaker 1: boost Ease, where I will continu need to scream into
Speaker 1: the void. All right, let's take a quick break. We'll
Speaker 1: be right back. And we're back and Florida has a
Speaker 1: new dress code for the state legislature. Yeah, it's uh,
Speaker 1: it's it's really something. Uh like they unveiled new rules
Speaker 1: and anybody who went to a religious private school or
Speaker 1: whether they were like really weird uniform wals, it's pretty
Speaker 1: much mirroring that. It says when there are members in
Speaker 1: the chamber, the only thing people can wear are a
Speaker 1: suit that's a pants suit for ladies or you know,
Speaker 1: a suit for men. They're also like, or you can
Speaker 1: wear a skirt with a jacket, but that's it. And
Speaker 1: then they say when members are in the building but
Speaker 1: not sitting necessarily in the chamber, then it's a little
Speaker 1: more relaxed. But it's like a bunch of like stock
Speaker 1: images of like like the most boring people you've ever seen.
Speaker 1: Not really yeah, not really indicative of like clothing people
Speaker 1: would wear. And then when they're not in the building
Speaker 1: more casual. But they go on to say, like the
Speaker 1: dress a skirt cannot be shorter than one inch above
Speaker 1: the knee, low cut or dresses are forbidden. T shirts
Speaker 1: with writing are forbidden, Jeans with holes are forbidden. Men's
Speaker 1: shoes with no sucks get out of here, and you
Speaker 1: better not be wearing leggings first. Slacks is another one,
Speaker 1: leggings for slacks. Interesting. Um, it's like all these all
Speaker 1: these pictures of very standard like they do all look
Speaker 1: like they came off of the you know, just standard J. C.
Speaker 1: Penny's website. But then they have this one that's just
Speaker 1: like a real like dirty tide eyed T shirt. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like what or like a crypto bro Like We're like,
Speaker 1: who's like dressed fashionably with ripped jeans? I'm like, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: who is in the state legist? Like is this pointed
Speaker 1: at somebody who's like dude, you know, fucking Eric that
Speaker 1: one crypto bro guy like he keeps wearing fucking doze
Speaker 1: to the moon phrase shirts on the floor. Men's shoes
Speaker 1: with no socks is very specific. That that leads me
Speaker 1: to believe that this is somebody having an issue. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's very patronizing or it's like the kind of
Speaker 1: thing that like men wrote to be like hey, and
Speaker 1: we're look, we're dealing with it too. I get it.
Speaker 1: We can't even go sockless. Okay, so trust me, I
Speaker 1: empathize with those who say these rules are misogynistic or
Speaker 1: otherwise the men are also suffering. Hey, like, I want
Speaker 1: to show a little skin, ladies. I want to show
Speaker 1: a little skin with my uh, you know, sockless loafers.
Speaker 1: I want people to see when I had surgery from
Speaker 1: when I reptured my achilles tendon. You can see that scar.
Speaker 1: I think it's kind of cool. It was playing lacrosse duke. Um,
Speaker 1: I don't I didn't even know that sockless versus socks
Speaker 1: was a like sign of I don't know, like conservative. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess that makes sense, right, sock list, especially in Florida,
Speaker 1: aren't there a boat shoe wearing fucker's Anywyeah? That's what
Speaker 1: I'm thinking. It feels like a boat shoo move again.
Speaker 1: I think it's it's meant to throw like we're fixated
Speaker 1: on this weird thing, when really they're like, and this
Speaker 1: is how ladies or female presenting people can dress. These
Speaker 1: are the rules. Because it's also happening in Missouri as well,
Speaker 1: some similar thing where like even like the members of
Speaker 1: the state legislature were like, how are you gonna fucking
Speaker 1: enforce this? Like someone is there like a hall monitor
Speaker 1: when we step in there, like, okay, line up, I'll do.
Speaker 1: The ruler test enforced it at gunpoint. Okay, that's how.
Speaker 1: So you better not come in here with boat shoes
Speaker 1: and socks on with some holy jeens. Disloyal one of
Speaker 1: Trump's favorite words is trending because he came out and
Speaker 1: used it again, back at it again, baby Rhonda Santas.
Speaker 1: He said, wow, it's fine that he might want to
Speaker 1: run for president. He said, I think it would be
Speaker 1: very disloyal of him. He wouldn't be where he us
Speaker 1: without me, So that's something to think about. It would
Speaker 1: be very disloyal. And then he was talking about how
Speaker 1: like I was taking shots at Rhonda Santis saying, like,
Speaker 1: you know his he was talking about shut down stuff.
Speaker 1: He's kind of lying about what how he really did it,
Speaker 1: when it's like, wait, what are you trying to say
Speaker 1: that he listened to you in April when you asked
Speaker 1: him to shut it down, and then he did, and
Speaker 1: then months later I was like, I'm off this. Everyone
Speaker 1: can get sick. But in either way, the latest poll
Speaker 1: that this comment has probably zero to do with um
Speaker 1: has Rhonda Santis ahead of Trump by thirteen points, which
Speaker 1: I wonder if now pollsters, like watch we can induce
Speaker 1: a fucking quote out of him if we just revealed
Speaker 1: that Rondo Santis is ahead by any measure. But that's
Speaker 1: the latest from him as he continues to be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he shouldn't do it, He shouldn't do it, he shouldn't
Speaker 1: do it. I do wonder if they're because I mean,
Speaker 1: we talked about the fact that they did a thing
Speaker 1: where they were basically hiding the stats in the past,
Speaker 1: like for Florida, so they were able to make it
Speaker 1: seem like they adjusted their pulse here based policy based
Speaker 1: on statistics that they were intentionally tamping down like they were,
Speaker 1: you know, deflating the numbers of how many people were
Speaker 1: dying from COVID. So I do wonder if that will
Speaker 1: be a thing that Trump tries to use like that
Speaker 1: when he's like how he did it, it's gonna be weird.
Speaker 1: There's no way we talked about how, you know, COVID
Speaker 1: stuff would probably a culture war thing that Trump would
Speaker 1: lose to De Santis over because because he still wants
Speaker 1: to claim vaccine credit, you know, but most people like
Speaker 1: when he's brought it up. He's been booed at his
Speaker 1: own fucking rallies for even saying the word vaccine, and
Speaker 1: Rhonda Santis is out here being like, I don't even
Speaker 1: know if they were, you know, and I think we
Speaker 1: gotta get rid of them. And but yeah, I feel like,
Speaker 1: you know, even though I was halfway dead off COVID
Speaker 1: and you heard me give that really weird speech when
Speaker 1: I was sick, I don't believe in them. And yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that's what he's gonna point to to just
Speaker 1: sort of he didn't get the vaccine. He hasn't said that,
Speaker 1: but everyone's like he probably did. Yeah, he probably got
Speaker 1: it right. But now he's like has like, you know,
Speaker 1: people who are openly questioning the vaccine is like part
Speaker 1: of like this advisory group to help the state understand
Speaker 1: if like they need to investigate the c d C,
Speaker 1: or that even COVID is a thing that we should
Speaker 1: have been scared about in the first place. Millions of
Speaker 1: people who are living with long COVID would argue otherwise.
Speaker 1: But yeah, the fact that our life expectancy in this country,
Speaker 1: it's like gone down multiple years in a row, probably
Speaker 1: has nothing to do with it. It's a it's a blip.
Speaker 1: It's nothing to pay, nothing to worry about, folks. Anyways,
Speaker 1: what a what a time it will be when Trump
Speaker 1: and to Santis show down. It's gonna be ugly, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Lobo Sparks style ugly because man, Trump in a corner
Speaker 1: like with zero aim, like fuck yeah, or it'll just
Speaker 1: be embarrassing. Who knows, but we'll all have to be
Speaker 1: there for it. And then Zachary Levy Levi I'm not
Speaker 1: sure how to pronounce the namecause I've never said it
Speaker 1: out loud before. Levi Lee like of the Jeans Empire,
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know. Um was recently, you know, he's
Speaker 1: got he's got the sequel to his Soul big movie
Speaker 1: role coming up, Shazam and Shazam two is coming, and
Speaker 1: he posted on Twitter. Uh, somebody was like, do you
Speaker 1: agree or not, the fiser is a real danger to
Speaker 1: the world. And Zachary Levi responded hardcore agree, straight face,
Speaker 1: like just you know, horizontal line for mouth emoji. And
Speaker 1: people were like, wait, does this mean he's ANTIACX And
Speaker 1: in the immediate aftermath, people are like, oh, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: he is a huge Jordan Peterson fan, alleged racist and sexist. Uh,
Speaker 1: self described libertarian. You know what these words mean? Yeah,
Speaker 1: coward racist, that's what you mean by libertarian. There there
Speaker 1: is a Zachary Levi Joe Rogan episode where you get
Speaker 1: Zachary Levi's thoughts on the Johnny Depth trial. Uh, let
Speaker 1: me guess. I actually haven't listened to us Gawker. The
Speaker 1: New Gawker, by the way, very good. Um George from
Speaker 1: Stradio Lab is one of the editors there, and it's
Speaker 1: it's great. But they wrote, if you're looking to cause
Speaker 1: brain injury without any physical pain, I recommend it with
Speaker 1: regards to the Zachary Levi's appearance on the Joe Rogan episode.
Speaker 1: But so, when I first saw this and was not
Speaker 1: aware that Zacharie Levi was a libertarian piece of sh it,
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, no, that's I think I would
Speaker 1: agree with the Fiser that question. Do you agree Fiser
Speaker 1: is a real danger to the world. Yeah, I think all,
Speaker 1: like massive pharmaceutical companies are pretty dangerous. Yeah. And that
Speaker 1: was the direction he went with, which I'm assuming has
Speaker 1: to do with the fact that he's about to head
Speaker 1: out on a tour for, you know, a publicity tour
Speaker 1: for Schism Fury of the Gods in six weeks and
Speaker 1: doesn't want to have to be answering questions about that.
Speaker 1: But but I bet he's gonna be asked. He's like researching.
Speaker 1: He comes out like he's like, yeah, I just think
Speaker 1: all medicine should be free. Right, You're like, what are
Speaker 1: you sure? That was painful to say, man, it's it's
Speaker 1: making everybody weird, and you know how they they're getting
Speaker 1: the shakes from the vaccine. Yeah, I've do your research.
Speaker 1: Do your own research. That's all I'm saying. Do your
Speaker 1: own research. The ultimate sign that you're dealing with the
Speaker 1: right wing. Do your own research. Okay, here it is. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He ulimately tweeted a link to a two thousand nine
Speaker 1: d o J press release announcing Fightser would have to
Speaker 1: pay a two point three billion for fraudulent marketing. So
Speaker 1: that's what he was talking about, actually, was their fraudulent marketing.
Speaker 1: It has nothing to do with his anti vact status. Um.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, those are some of the things that
Speaker 1: are trending on this Monday, January. We are back tomorrow
Speaker 1: with the whole last episode of the show. Until then,
Speaker 1: be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get
Speaker 1: the vaccine, don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we
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