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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred d hy away?

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Speaker 1: Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice is

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred d hy away the twenties.

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Speaker 1: You tell me, I'm Piz. This is John Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: wanted to order something. What's your name? Name is Seth McElroy.

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Speaker 1: Is this for pick up or delivery? Yeah? I want

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Speaker 1: to pick up the delivery? Please? No? No, there's two

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Speaker 1: separate things, pick up or delivery. Yeah, that's what I want. No,

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Speaker 1: which one? Do you want to pick it up? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Do you want us to deliver it to you? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: That that one? Uh? If I could pick it up?

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Speaker 1: Which delivery I want to? I want to go pick

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Speaker 1: it up for delivery? Oh my god. Okay, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: give you one word and you're gonna say yes or no. Okay,

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Speaker 1: are you ready? Yes or no? No? I haven't as

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Speaker 1: used the question yet. Just wait. You can either say

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Speaker 1: yes or no. You can't say both. Just choose one.

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Speaker 1: Do you want delivery? No? No? So pick up? Yes? Okay? Good?

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Speaker 1: Sorry about that. You were kind of confusing me. Whatever. Okay,

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Speaker 1: can we take your order. What kind of pizza do

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Speaker 1: you want? I was gonna ask you any specials. We

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Speaker 1: have a vegetarian on special. How much extra would it

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Speaker 1: be to add meat to the vegetarian? Sir? This is

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Speaker 1: a vegetarian pizza. If you want meat, just get a

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Speaker 1: meat pizza. Okay, So I will have a meat pizza. Okay, great,

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Speaker 1: makes much more sense. Sorry, what do you want on it? Well?

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Speaker 1: I want vegetables. Oh my god, do you want the

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Speaker 1: vegetarian or the meat pizza? No? I want the meat pizza. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what do you want on it? Vegetables with? I don't

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Speaker 1: know what's going on. I don't know if you're screwing

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Speaker 1: with me, but if you want to take an order,

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Speaker 1: do it, because we're really busy right now. Well, that's

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Speaker 1: what I'm trying to do. But you're being very confusing. Okay,

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Speaker 1: anything else you want? Yeah? What? Well, there's this stuff

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Speaker 1: that I've seen. Yeah, I've seen it on a pizza before.

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Speaker 1: It's I don't know what it's called, but it's. Um,

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Speaker 1: we're very busy. Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm trying. So it's

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Speaker 1: like this stuff that's kind of creamy, but not when

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Speaker 1: it's not heated up when you heat it up against

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Speaker 1: you talking about Yeah, that's what it's called on the

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Speaker 1: tip of my tongue the whole time. I'm glad you

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Speaker 1: said it, so I'll have some of that. Is there

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Speaker 1: anything else? Well, one more thing and I think we're

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Speaker 1: done finally. Okay, there's this other thing that I've seen

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Speaker 1: on a pizza before. It's um huh? Is it soft socks? No,

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Speaker 1: I've never had socks. Do you recommend it? Tomato songs?

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Speaker 1: What are those? Tomato sauce? Tomato thoughts. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what those are. Tomato sauce, Oh, tornado sauce. Sorry so stupid.

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Speaker 1: Your phone was breaking up so I couldn't really understand.

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Speaker 1: Tomato sauce, ymato sauce. I will have some of that

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Speaker 1: tornado sauce. I don't know what it is, but it

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Speaker 1: sounds spicy and good. I'm hanging up on you. Just

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Speaker 1: know that you are the worst customer I've literally ever had. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: you know that this is a prank phone call then

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Speaker 1: and we'll be even what are you talking about? This

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Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Your buddy Brian set

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Speaker 1: you up. Oh my god. He says that you guys

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Speaker 1: work together and you're always complaining about how long it

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Speaker 1: takes people to order. Yeah, I'll have that on the pizza.

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Speaker 1: Two Wake Up every morning with Jubile phone taps weekday

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Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties, Holy on removing ninety two point

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