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Speaker 1: Random, unconnected thoughts. It's one more thing.

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Speaker 2: I'm strong and getty.

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Speaker 1: Going through my notes and things that I've been wanting

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Speaker 1: to mention and haven't gotten on. This picture of someone

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Speaker 1: carrying their cat and a baby Bjorn and I saw

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Speaker 1: the other day, Great baby Bjorn is a very handy

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Speaker 1: thing for cann around your baby. I don't know if

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Speaker 1: you need to carry your cat.

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Speaker 2: Cat, Where are you going with your cat? Man?

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Speaker 1: I saw that Bob Costas is returning to sports doing baseball.

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Speaker 1: They're gonna try to get a Sunday Night and he's

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Speaker 1: like one of the greatest baseball announcers of all time.

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Speaker 1: They're trying to get a Sunday night baseball thing going

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Speaker 1: after the NFL season is over. Uh, you know, Sunday

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Speaker 1: Night football is the number one show in America. They're

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Speaker 1: thinking if they pick the best game, you know, they'll

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Speaker 1: adjust the schedule and pick the best game of the

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Speaker 1: week to put on that Sunday night, to try to

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Speaker 1: make an appointment television for baseball. I'd love it if

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Speaker 1: it worked.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's never gonna be uh Sunday Night Football,

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Speaker 2: but of course, yeah, the right matchup with the right players,

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Speaker 2: you got the right phenom and you promote it the

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Speaker 2: right way. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Probably lots of Dodgers games, which is fine. I mean

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Speaker 1: they got a lot of giant stars, you know, playing various.

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Speaker 2: People and whatever. Kids, you know, struck out two thirds

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Speaker 2: of the guys. He's face. They're calling him the new

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Speaker 2: Nolan Ryan, blah blah blah. I think, yeah, I would,

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Speaker 2: I would think, Yeah, I gotta check him out. I'll

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Speaker 2: watch a few innings.

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Speaker 1: Came across this somebody, Uh, well, it's just a I

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Speaker 1: don't know, it's a tweeter or whatever. Just to be clear,

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Speaker 1: I'm that loyal friend who would take a bullet for you,

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Speaker 1: but I'm probably also the reason we're getting shot at.

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Speaker 2: So I have said that before. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 3: That's pretty funny.

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Speaker 2: Oh, speaking of conflict, Michael, this is kind of an

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Speaker 2: addressed to you and I totally forgotten about this. This

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Speaker 2: is a alert listener, Ryan, He says, I know the

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Speaker 2: Scott descent Gavin Newsom Tiff has passed. I'm hoping it. Don't.

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Speaker 2: Don't give up yet Ryan, anyway, but he says, next

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Speaker 2: time there's some caddiness to cover, please ask Michael to

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Speaker 2: bring out the old clip of Anderson Cooper stumbling through.

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Speaker 2: Let him brum. It was during a debate or something.

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Speaker 1: It was, let him sprum, sprung, sprung s broom sprung.

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Speaker 1: That was a long time ago though. Okay, somebody hit

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Speaker 1: me with that the other day, a longtime listener. Oh anyway,

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Speaker 1: let him sprung.

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Speaker 2: That's gonna be like fifteen or twenty years old, I

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Speaker 2: think so.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, another random thing for you. This was right before

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Speaker 1: the snow storm hit. I don't know who put this out,

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Speaker 1: but they made it look like it was from this

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Speaker 1: from as city before everyone called city hall. Please remember,

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Speaker 1: side streets get plowed last. However, your mom will continue

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Speaker 1: to get plowed first. That remained the p.

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Speaker 2: Oh one of my favorite your moms of all time. Wow,

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Speaker 2: which reminds me.

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Speaker 1: We're at the club near my house the other day

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Speaker 1: playing pool. My son's really gotten into playing pool, fourteen

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Speaker 1: year old, and we're shooting around and I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: teach him how to play pool and everything like that.

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Speaker 1: And at some point, for whatever I said, I said,

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to get my balls in the hole.

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Speaker 1: He said, aren't we all? Okay?

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Speaker 2: You're close here? He goes be like sex.

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Speaker 3: Oh oh no, what you meant.

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Speaker 2: Oh gosh, I was.

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Speaker 3: I was in high school when the your mom thing

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Speaker 3: was like huge everybody was doing and I hung out

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Speaker 3: with the group, a group of guys and this is awful.

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Speaker 3: But one of the guys in our group his mom

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Speaker 3: had passed away. And I can't tell you how many

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Speaker 3: times a day he would say something would be like, oh, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well your mom, your mom.

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Speaker 3: To hear that, yeah, and we don't catch ourselves and

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Speaker 3: then get pissed.

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Speaker 2: Damn Jack, you got to send that to me. Do

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Speaker 2: you have like the picture of it or whatever. I

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Speaker 2: got so many friends I need to send that.

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Speaker 1: It's funny because it's it's got a snowplow and everything,

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Speaker 1: and it just has the look of an official.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh, that's so funny, that sort of joke. Why

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Speaker 2: is that so funny? Why it's it's so funny because

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Speaker 2: it's so it's both clever and stupid. That is I

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Speaker 2: think that is maybe the sweetest sweet spot of humor.

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Speaker 2: It is both witty and stupid.

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Speaker 1: It's whoopid, and it's also got that whole thing of

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Speaker 1: being so incredibly over the top. I mean, like you

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Speaker 1: would never actually right.

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Speaker 2: It's got a degree of shocking to it, which is

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Speaker 2: also an ingredient and funny. Frequently I hate to dissect

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Speaker 2: the joke is like a frog, it'll die of it.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, you're right. That's that's the other factor. Shocking,

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Speaker 2: clever and stupid. But it looks so official that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, yeah anything all with a storm coming. Here's

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Speaker 1: an announcement from the WHO.

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Speaker 3: It does look like something that would be unlike a

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Speaker 3: trans website.

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Speaker 1: Before everyone calls city hall, please remember side streets get

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Speaker 1: plowed last. However, your mom will continue to get plowed first.

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Speaker 1: That remains the priority.

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Speaker 2: Oh that is my favorite thing ever.

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Speaker 1: And that is what we have brought you today.

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Speaker 2: Wow. Wow, let him strong. Well, I guess that it

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Speaker 2: is