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Speaker 1: After getting out of a long relationship and joining a

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Speaker 1: dating app, the best thing you can do is tell

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Speaker 1: your friend that you matched with a hunky dude. And

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Speaker 1: the best thing your friend could do is tell us

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Speaker 1: about it so that we can prank you and set

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Speaker 1: you up with none other than our resident.

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Speaker 2: Geek, Steady Eddie. Yeah, and this time.

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Speaker 1: Eddie has a special little surprise for his new online

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Speaker 1: love interest. You're going to hear at your phone tap

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Speaker 1: right now.

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Speaker 3: Another twenties Hello. Hi is this Cassie?

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Speaker 4: This is Cassandra.

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Speaker 3: Who is this? Oh? Yeah, this is Eddie, you know,

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Speaker 3: Steady Eddie from not cam He Hello, Melane. I'm sorry

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Speaker 3: what wait, you're the guy that I matched with? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: you had me at Hello. That's from I'm from a movie.

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Speaker 3: It's a movie clone what but huh you know movies

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Speaker 3: you like?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Anyway, So Garry maguire, I don't remember. Look what's your neal?

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Speaker 3: Whey are you still single? Sweetheart? That's kind of a

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Speaker 3: private question right now. I mean, like, hey, don't you

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Speaker 3: I can keep a secret. I need tell Stanny Annie. Well,

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Speaker 3: it's not a secret, it's just I don't know you

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Speaker 3: that well, So I'm not trying to tell you about

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Speaker 3: my business right now. But okay, well you know you

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Speaker 3: didn't ask. But I'm single by choice?

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Speaker 4: Are you?

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Speaker 2: Are you sure it's my choice?

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Speaker 3: That's what my mom says. What I'm really on the

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Speaker 3: app because my friend made me do it. He's single too.

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Speaker 2: I'm not surprised by that.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm usually his wingman. You know, he doesn't

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Speaker 3: have as much swagger as Stanny Eddie, you know, such

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Speaker 3: as myself. Hey, his name is Cecil. You know I

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Speaker 3: talked to him.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean talk to him? Is he there?

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Speaker 2: What's up? I'm seel? What's l.

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Speaker 4: Like?

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Speaker 2: You're on three way? Are you in the that?

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Speaker 3: See? So he doesn't know a lot about three ways?

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Speaker 2: But are you guys on two separate?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 2: What is this? The wingman's like? Goosen Maverick?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I have a landline.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that top gun movie. I would advise that you

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Speaker 2: guys not be sharing a phone call. This is super weird.

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Speaker 3: Hey there, girl, I don't be intimidated. I have a

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Speaker 3: grivesome ten sound.

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Speaker 2: Let me let men some game on this three week honey.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm not trying to talk block are you?

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Speaker 2: Are you not for real?

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Speaker 4: Kathy currently I'm reading a book on anti gravity.

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Speaker 2: I can't put it down. Oh my god, I can't.

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Speaker 2: I can't even believe I gave you my number.

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Speaker 3: Bro, just tell her job.

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Speaker 2: Okay, don't please? Don't you mean please?

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Speaker 4: Do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

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Speaker 2: A meeting with the ethics.

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Speaker 4: Committee and swift removal of your research ending?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm being honest with you.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna hang up.

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Speaker 2: This is a nightmare. Get here with the gold, get

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Speaker 2: your no.

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Speaker 3: I said him, hanging up, Hen Cassandra, is it just me?

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Speaker 3: Or is our relationship like a mouse and just clicks?

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Speaker 3: You think you're funny, but this is not funny at all.

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Speaker 2: Like this is like a double nerd circle.

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Speaker 3: Say that that's kind of hot?

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Speaker 2: Whoa wow?

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Speaker 3: Circle jokes, those are the best ones. I have three

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Speaker 3: circumference jokes. If you want to hear them, tell the.

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Speaker 2: Conversation with a woman.

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Speaker 3: We're usually not just funny, but we're on the radio

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Speaker 3: right now, so we have to be.

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Speaker 2: We're on the radio.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, radio, you know frequency modulation? You know FM?

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Speaker 2: What your friend Davey hit you up for a prank

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Speaker 2: phone call? Are you perious?

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Speaker 3: Oh? Now you're laughing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. She said that you just got out of a

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Speaker 1: long term relationship and you're trying out the dating apps

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Speaker 1: for the first time.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 1: She wanted to scare you a little bit in a

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Speaker 1: fun way with the phone tail. Oh my god, this

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Speaker 1: is jeff and jose from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god. I felt like I was in the

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Speaker 3: middle of like the worst geek sandwich of my life,

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Speaker 3: like a geek sandwich that's hilarious. Are funny?

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Speaker 2: Are you here? You don't want to come on the

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Speaker 2: road with us? We would play with our comedy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah we're touring.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I'm good and do he he and E, Cassie,

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Speaker 2: keithhil and Eddie.

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Speaker 3: Oh it's hard for you to say.

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Speaker 4: Wake up Every morning was foone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 4: the twenties and Jeffrey in the Morning