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Speaker 1: Okay to welcome you as well. It's a lot of this.

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Speaker 1: It's a lot of squealing. Yeah, it's it's just a

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Speaker 1: it going, sandraw Box, stay away, Michael Clack again, take

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Speaker 1: the mic Oh man, this hunk. Oh, Michael's gonna hats

417
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 1: are hats starting, Michael. So the question of the hour

418
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:45,480
Speaker 1: we're gonna do? What are we gonna do? Pre selected

419
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:48,520
Speaker 1: or from the ball? Um? I'm gonna do a pre

420
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:52,600
Speaker 1: selector of first pre selected of the night. Here we go. Yeah,

421
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:56,960
Speaker 1: that's great, Okay, prepared is strong, but preselected is this

422
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Speaker 1: is Michael Caine's I don't think so, honey. Time starts now,

423
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:02,120
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. People who told me I

424
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:09,240
Speaker 1: would like the movie Dune Kirk. John Kirk is fucking

425
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:14,160
Speaker 1: boring from start to finish. If you don't fall asleep

426
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 1: during dun Kirk, you are an asshole. Oh my gosh, Michael,

427
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:25,200
Speaker 1: this is what war was really like? Is it was war?

428
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:27,720
Speaker 1: Me and a hundred people in a movie theater eating

429
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:31,800
Speaker 1: milk duds while I watch fucking beautiful pictures seconds. There

430
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 1: are no characters in this movie. There's ten minutes of

431
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:39,840
Speaker 1: acting and the rest is fucking pictures. John Kirk should

432
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 1: have been a poster. That's it, fifteen seconds. Keep going.

433
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:47,920
Speaker 1: The only character you kind of care about is some

434
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:51,040
Speaker 1: random boy, and when he dies, you're like, who the

435
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:56,400
Speaker 1: fuck was that? Even Mark? Even Mark Ryland's the second

436
00:29:56,440 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 1: greatest actor in the world. Joe Pesci man him that

437
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 1: man good. Don Kirk sucks, Don Kirk size wow, and

438
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,840
Speaker 1: he was hoping for Harry Styles. Thank you, my man.

439
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:19,400
Speaker 1: Oh my god. We have Lauren Adam the hat. Here's

440
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,200
Speaker 1: the big question. Yes, please, are we doing the trouble?

441
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:23,760
Speaker 1: Are we doing well? I? First of all, I want

442
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:25,680
Speaker 1: to say the Trouble is a gorgeous salad ball, and

443
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 1: I would like to own it, made it, We made

444
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Speaker 1: it ourselves, and I would like to select from it.

445
00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:35,280
Speaker 1: Here we go. I'm very scared. Here we go. Okay,

446
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:39,840
Speaker 1: So Lauren, yes, your I don't think so, honey. Okay?

447
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:46,360
Speaker 1: Is Broadway? I don't think so, honey, Broadway. Who the

448
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:49,360
Speaker 1: hell do you think you are? Okay one of Beyonce's

449
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:54,520
Speaker 1: backup danswers, because you're not okay and I don't think so, honey, Broadway.

450
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:59,320
Speaker 1: Why do you think that you need special awards ceremonies? Okay?

451
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:02,480
Speaker 1: You think that we need to watch fucking Alan coming

452
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:06,400
Speaker 1: for forty five minutes telling shitty jokes with Crinny's Christian Tennis.

453
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Also, Broadway, fuck you, Okay,

454
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:13,880
Speaker 1: you want to know why, because the only people who

455
00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:16,440
Speaker 1: come to sit more crusty white people from New Jersey

456
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 1: and ain't nobody liked them and nobody like them? Okay.

457
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:27,160
Speaker 1: And another thing, Broadway, Okay, you're too fucking expensive, so

458
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:31,280
Speaker 1: what you're given? Okay seconds, I don't think that this

459
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 1: show costs as much as Broadway. And this show is

460
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 1: fucking better. Okay, So I don't think so Broadway. You

461
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:42,640
Speaker 1: can take your tap shoes and shove them up your

462
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:54,240
Speaker 1: Broadway at Love Broadwayway, Love Broadway back giving up Fireberg,

463
00:31:54,440 --> 00:32:04,400
Speaker 1: I'm not Paul Silverberg, Michael Kay, ain't Lauren Adams Firebird

464
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:08,560
Speaker 1: really brought They brought the fire, just as their name dictated. Wow,

465
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:10,120
Speaker 1: there were a lot of troubles in that, A lot

466
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 1: of troubles. I don't know. Is this a pattern? I hope?

467
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:15,320
Speaker 1: I hope. So guys, give it up for your next group.

468
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:23,600
Speaker 1: They're called water Frog. Give it up for Peter Smith, Yes, Peter, Peter,

469
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:28,320
Speaker 1: get a boky young wife on line. Give it up

470
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:33,480
Speaker 1: for Molly Austin. Yeah, where are give it up for seat,

471
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:39,720
Speaker 1: saying Staying himself is here? Give it up here, Peters,

472
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:51,040
Speaker 1: Molly Island, and Laura Ramirez. All right, all right, so

473
00:32:51,120 --> 00:33:01,680
Speaker 1: the first up is a net bathing themselves. Peter Smith. Peter, Wow, Peter,

474
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 1: what's it gonna be? A bowler? Pre selected? Pre selected? Okay,

475
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:09,280
Speaker 1: the topic from Peter. Here we go. I don't think so, honey,

476
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:12,280
Speaker 1: Peter Smith. Time starts now. I don't think so, honey.

477
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:15,000
Speaker 1: Guests who come into my home, I give them a

478
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:21,080
Speaker 1: can of pop, they drink four zips, leave it. I

479
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. I don't think so, because what

480
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:28,120
Speaker 1: do I do? I don't know that they haven't finished it.

481
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:30,480
Speaker 1: I walk around the house until the next day. I

482
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:33,000
Speaker 1: see a can, I'm like, that's probably empty. No, no, no,

483
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:38,720
Speaker 1: there's weight there, there's mass there, there's fluid ounces there.

484
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:42,320
Speaker 1: Kind I got a time. I didn't hear it. I

485
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:47,600
Speaker 1: don't think so. I'm a I'm a I'm a nice person.

486
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 1: You come in beverage, short cheek? What do you think

487
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:54,160
Speaker 1: this is? Do you think this is like a like

488
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 1: a tree that lax grows on second, I didn't grow

489
00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:03,040
Speaker 1: up in a kind of household. I didn't grow up

490
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:07,840
Speaker 1: in a oh yeah, boo bye, No, no, I'm second, no, no, no,

491
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:13,480
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Guests, that's what's one minute.

492
00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:17,040
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. Guess if you're a guest,

493
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:19,920
Speaker 1: your guest fuck you or have ever been a guest,

494
00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:23,840
Speaker 1: get get fucked? And now you get sucked. And then

495
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:30,080
Speaker 1: here we go. It's Molly Austin. Molly, what the hell

496
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 1: are we doing? Um? I think I think let's just

497
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:45,800
Speaker 1: let's oh boy decisions, let's just doboy. I'm so afraid. Okay, Molly,

498
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:49,680
Speaker 1: your I don't think so, honey. Is that I have

499
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:56,080
Speaker 1: to tip this waitress and time starts now? I don't

500
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:58,359
Speaker 1: think so honey. I have to tip this waitress after

501
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:04,239
Speaker 1: she made zero icon contact with me. Okay. I love courtesy,

502
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:06,920
Speaker 1: I love friendliness, and you're showing me none, and I

503
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:11,440
Speaker 1: have to give you my money. I don't think so

504
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:14,520
Speaker 1: why I have said this waitress, it's a percentage. I honestly,

505
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:20,880
Speaker 1: I went to Spain and nobody does it, and everybody's happier.

506
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:24,400
Speaker 1: And I'll tell you what else. The ladies get their

507
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:27,880
Speaker 1: tits out and the cops looks like they work out,

508
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:30,720
Speaker 1: and I think I think we can draw that back

509
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 1: to tipping. I think if we got a pie chart

510
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:37,680
Speaker 1: out right now, it would have a lot to do

511
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:41,799
Speaker 1: with sexy men and ladies titties, because there's not a

512
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:47,319
Speaker 1: lot of tipping going on. I also, I don't think so.

513
00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:52,000
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. I believe in a fair wage. Okay,

514
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:55,440
Speaker 1: I believe in fair wages for everyone, and the tips

515
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:57,760
Speaker 1: should be included. Why do I have to do math?

516
00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:05,440
Speaker 1: That's what we believe in a fair way way, Molly Austin,

517
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 1: Here we go. It is time for jabooky. You'm white.

518
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:15,879
Speaker 1: Here we go, baby Ja. Let me think I'm doing

519
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:22,800
Speaker 1: pre selected Yes, I don't think so, honey. Cargo shorts

520
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:28,240
Speaker 1: m shorts are for keeping your bits cool and popping

521
00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:31,520
Speaker 1: your calves. That is what shorts are for. The only

522
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:33,960
Speaker 1: reason that you need to be wearing cargo shorts is

523
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:35,520
Speaker 1: if you're like a twink and a game for pay

524
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:38,920
Speaker 1: porno there's one, or like you're a dad at a

525
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:41,360
Speaker 1: barbecue and you've got like a spatchelor hanging out. Decide.

526
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:46,520
Speaker 1: The only person was ever honestly truly pulled it off casually.

527
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:52,919
Speaker 1: The late Great Steve Irwin, you know who. I don't

528
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:55,160
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Do you think that you can compare

529
00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 1: to Steve Irwin? Like? That is one of the highest

530
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:02,520
Speaker 1: levels of human folly, Like you really need the ball back.

531
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:09,319
Speaker 1: You cannot do that? Um also acceptable if you just

532
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,840
Speaker 1: had like some cute little small mammals hanging in your pockets,

533
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:17,440
Speaker 1: that would also be really cute. If you are wearing

534
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:19,879
Speaker 1: cargo shorts tonight, it's okay. You can go home, get

535
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:27,640
Speaker 1: rid of it. You are born again, yea crownigh levels

536
00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:33,359
Speaker 1: of human folly hashtag it hashtag unbelievable. Guys, please give

537
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:40,680
Speaker 1: it up for Satan. Satan himself, this is unbelievable. But

538
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:43,960
Speaker 1: if this is happening, wow, what is this going to be? High? Satan?

539
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:47,960
Speaker 1: Feel free to not put that high Satan pre slap

540
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:54,680
Speaker 1: dinner from the ball. I'll do a pre check. Very fine, Okay,

541
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:57,239
Speaker 1: here we go. This is Satan's I don't think so, Honey.

542
00:37:57,320 --> 00:38:03,880
Speaker 1: Time starts now, I don't think so, honey. Beach parties

543
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:12,359
Speaker 1: not honey, Okay, not my element, honey. Why would I

544
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:15,400
Speaker 1: go to your beach party if I wanted a cool breeze,

545
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:18,359
Speaker 1: I would choke the life out of you myself. If

546
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:21,480
Speaker 1: I wanted waves, I would summon an ocean of blood

547
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:26,240
Speaker 1: to my doorstep. If I wanted sand between my toes,

548
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:29,880
Speaker 1: I would grind your bones to just seconds chick my

549
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,840
Speaker 1: hooves in it. If I wanted to see a bunch

550
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:36,840
Speaker 1: of legally nude homosexuals roasting under a ball of fire,

551
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:43,520
Speaker 1: I would look at John Travolta's browser hearstary and by

552
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 1: the way, my skin is my skin is court and

553
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:49,320
Speaker 1: I'm not about to literally incinerate for the chance to

554
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:54,319
Speaker 1: try your fucking potato salad. Michelle shut it down, knock by.

555
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:57,520
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, gave me your firstborn beach parties.

556
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:06,960
Speaker 1: That's one minute, say saying himself, John Trabolta's browser herstary,

557
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:10,759
Speaker 1: thank you for that. That put a pin in that.

558
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:15,600
Speaker 1: It's probably gross, Probably gross, guys, probably wonderful. All right now, everyone,

559
00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 1: please welcome Laura La Ramira. Laura, she looks so sunny

560
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:24,879
Speaker 1: and happy. Oh my god, Laura, Lauraa, what's that smile

561
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:27,160
Speaker 1: on your face? What's it gonna be so happy today?

562
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:31,000
Speaker 1: I thought I could go by the little trouble. Can

563
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:32,759
Speaker 1: I can? I can? I can? I pick it? So

564
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:35,640
Speaker 1: It's like a surprise to me when I'm like, okay,

565
00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:40,320
Speaker 1: pick it. You're allowed to do that, Okay, Laura, lie, Okay,

566
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:46,040
Speaker 1: let's hold on. Okay, Okay, here we go. Ok A

567
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 1: lot of people Okay. I hope this is good. I

568
00:39:49,600 --> 00:40:37,600
Speaker 1: don't think so, Honey. It's um it's uh what what

569
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:44,520
Speaker 1: is it? It's Eliza's listener. Oh my god, Eliza. No,

570
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 1: we can't go negative on. No, no, I can't. You

571
00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:51,319
Speaker 1: can't give it up from La Ramiro to call they

572
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:54,760
Speaker 1: want to go give it up for this giving water

573
00:40:54,840 --> 00:41:00,600
Speaker 1: frogs Loi, La Ramiro, Geter, snap Satan, that switter Satan,

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00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:06,480
Speaker 1: Max Winter took a young white Molly Often. Oh my god, Wow,

575
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:10,680
Speaker 1: that was insane. We had some real experiences in that

576
00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:15,239
Speaker 1: group that was so a typical of the show. But

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Speaker 1: All right, Hallie, Oh my god, it's Hallie. Has everybody

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Speaker 1: here we go? Now here's the question. How, what's the

605
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:57,160
Speaker 1: answer bow. You gotta give it to me. Okay, well

606
00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:59,439
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm not gonna do the ball. Okay, listen

607
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:03,680
Speaker 1: to your pre the topic and you kill it. Okay,

608
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:05,520
Speaker 1: I'm ready. This is Hollie Hasses. I don't think so

609
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:07,359
Speaker 1: many you would tell me to go yes, I will

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Speaker 1: all say time starts now, Okay, Hollie Hasses, I don't

611
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:13,080
Speaker 1: think so, honey, time starts now. I don't think so, honey.

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00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:19,680
Speaker 1: Pretty boys with beards, what is going on? I want

613
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:23,239
Speaker 1: to see your face. I want to see that jawline.

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00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:25,479
Speaker 1: I wish I had that jawline. Now I can't even

615
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:30,480
Speaker 1: see it. Okay. Beards are for method actors and bartenders

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00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:36,399
Speaker 1: with something to prove you you are not those things.

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00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 1: You have a pretty face? You think we want a

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Speaker 1: pull bunyon. I'm looking at little Jack Horner over in

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Speaker 1: the corner with his thumb up in some pie. You

620
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:48,840
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. And does he have a beard?

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Speaker 1: Does he have a beard? I don't think so? People,

622
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:57,920
Speaker 1: How how am I on time? Okay? Here we go. Um,

623
00:43:58,360 --> 00:43:59,600
Speaker 1: you have to leave the beards to the people who

624
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:02,439
Speaker 1: need beer. It's Mark Ruffalo, he needs a beard. Yeah, Jeff,

625
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:05,480
Speaker 1: Daniels needs a beard, Hyla buff. I don't know if

626
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:09,279
Speaker 1: he needs a beard, but he needs something. Okay, give

627
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:11,800
Speaker 1: it to those guys. Save your face. I don't think so, honey.

628
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:16,600
Speaker 1: That's one minute, right on time, halle hat we lived.

629
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:22,320
Speaker 1: Beautiful beards are for bartenders with something to prove. Wow,

630
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:28,680
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, it's time for Jason. Jason. Come on, baby,

631
00:44:30,719 --> 00:44:33,840
Speaker 1: Jason's wearing the houses in Jason, it's time to choose

632
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:36,440
Speaker 1: the bowl or the priest. Like the topic? Well, guys,

633
00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:39,359
Speaker 1: I want to say you added me literally an hour

634
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:41,400
Speaker 1: ago while he was drinking at the metal bar across

635
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:44,640
Speaker 1: the street. Lutely we saw him, we sent him. So

636
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:50,319
Speaker 1: because of that, I'm going to do the ball to

637
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:53,799
Speaker 1: the bottom. Here we go. Okay, Jason, you're I don't

638
00:44:53,840 --> 00:45:02,239
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Topic is vegetables. Me okay, I don't

639
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 1: think so honey. Vegetables. Good lord, I mean, is that

640
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:12,080
Speaker 1: really that hard for me? When's the last time I

641
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:16,520
Speaker 1: ate a vegetable? I went to Just Salad the other day.

642
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:19,080
Speaker 1: They have bowls and wraps and smoothies. I got a

643
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:22,520
Speaker 1: smoothie instead of the salad. Yes, I don't think so

644
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:28,440
Speaker 1: vegetables You're not a cheese steak. You're not a pizza.

645
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:31,680
Speaker 1: You're not a weird fisherman's platter at some place I

646
00:45:31,719 --> 00:45:38,319
Speaker 1: go to at the beach. I mean, honestly, vegetables are overrated.

647
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:42,080
Speaker 1: Nobody gives a ship about vegetables. You're eating all your salad,

648
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:46,080
Speaker 1: You're putting it on top of keen wall. Nobody cares.

649
00:45:47,239 --> 00:45:51,399
Speaker 1: We're all gonna die very soon. Why not eat what

650
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:56,439
Speaker 1: you love? What do you love? Meatballs? Good fucking eat meatballs.

651
00:45:57,320 --> 00:46:00,480
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey, vegetables. I think can keep

652
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:04,520
Speaker 1: going to pick it. Oh, god, fucking zucchini, right, I

653
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:09,759
Speaker 1: don't think so honey, vegetable. That's one Jason bar I

654
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:13,239
Speaker 1: don't care. What a champ for filling in? Oh my god?

655
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:22,960
Speaker 1: And now please welcome to the stage. Mujan's alfaghari. What

656
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,239
Speaker 1: do we think? So? I was going to do the bowl,

657
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:29,240
Speaker 1: but then I just check my email and thought about something. Wow, okay,

658
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:33,239
Speaker 1: something on the mind. Let me as you start. Let

659
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:35,920
Speaker 1: me up play that moment again so you can start

660
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:40,120
Speaker 1: the moment, ok, moment, I don't think so many email.

661
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:44,360
Speaker 1: Oh I got invited to a party, that's great? Oh

662
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:47,040
Speaker 1: who's invited? I don't know because it's a B C C.

663
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:54,680
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Motherfucking BC stands for bitches, cop

664
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 1: fucking contact. Go to a party, I want to know

665
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:02,120
Speaker 1: who else is going? Are my enemies gonna be there?

666
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:04,480
Speaker 1: Are my ex is gonna be there? Is the one

667
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:07,000
Speaker 1: who I want? Who I want to be there, gonna

668
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:10,400
Speaker 1: be there? Why isn't just going to be the person

669
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:16,040
Speaker 1: who invited me? Seconds? Here's a fun fact about society.

670
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:20,719
Speaker 1: Eight percent of people are murderers. I don't want to

671
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:22,880
Speaker 1: go party alone to be murdered by. I don't know

672
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:26,759
Speaker 1: who's on that list. If I reply with a funny joke,

673
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 1: what's so fuck you be easy? I have left. That's one.

674
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:47,480
Speaker 1: It's true. Technically, it could just be that one person

675
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:51,200
Speaker 1: could be and it's true of human beings are murderer.

676
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:53,880
Speaker 1: Look it up, look it up. There. Here we go,

677
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:58,240
Speaker 1: very excited for this next one. Everyone welcome. Douglas White

678
00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:05,520
Speaker 1: Egg Doug, So yeah, you can hand them in that

679
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:10,960
Speaker 1: hat much? Here we go. What do you think I'm

680
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:15,960
Speaker 1: going pre selected? Douglas? I don't think so many times

681
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:20,840
Speaker 1: starts now my I don't think so. Honey is raspberries

682
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:27,400
Speaker 1: if you like raspberries? You are lying to yourself. Nobody

683
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:32,200
Speaker 1: likes a raspberry. It's a hairy fruit. The haryest the

684
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:35,239
Speaker 1: fruit can be, as a peach. That's the hairyest the

685
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:38,920
Speaker 1: fruit can be. I don't think so, honey, raspberries. Somebody

686
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:41,240
Speaker 1: wants to eat a bumpy little fruit in your mouth.

687
00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:46,240
Speaker 1: Anybody who lies to themselves that they genuinely love raspberries

688
00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:50,279
Speaker 1: is lying. You have to cover it in sugar for

689
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:53,799
Speaker 1: it to become palatable. Anything you have to cull. If

690
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:56,920
Speaker 1: you love, if you like raspberries, raise your hand. You

691
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:03,600
Speaker 1: are wrong, You have a wrong opinion. It's not possible

692
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:07,120
Speaker 1: to be right in this conversation. If you like raspberries,

693
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:09,760
Speaker 1: and there's no there's a reason there's no raspberry juice.

694
00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:14,040
Speaker 1: You mean anyone who drinks raspberry juice? And I think so, honey, raspberries,

695
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:17,480
Speaker 1: they are bad, bad fruit. Drisk Alls, You're going out

696
00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:22,840
Speaker 1: of business. That's one minute, Fuck you, Driscolls. I love

697
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:27,279
Speaker 1: drisk All. I hate raspberry. I hate them, love them,

698
00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:32,040
Speaker 1: I hate that hate you love them so much. Blueberries too,

699
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:35,799
Speaker 1: They do have extra bump they make them, okay, they

700
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 1: have extra bumps. And I don't think so, honey. It's

701
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:49,040
Speaker 1: time for Christen Bartlin. Kristen, Yes, put on that hat style, Yes, Christen,

702
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:54,399
Speaker 1: what's it gonna be? Okay? Or you whenever you're ready?

703
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:57,400
Speaker 1: Here we go. I'm ready. I'm sorry, yeah, sorry go.

704
00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:04,640
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Skinny people walked around like

705
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:07,600
Speaker 1: you did something to earn it. You don't deserve that ship.

706
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:10,400
Speaker 1: You know who did it for you, your mother and

707
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:12,560
Speaker 1: the daddy. You know. Well, I have a fit bit

708
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:14,879
Speaker 1: two bitch, I still look like this, you sucking cut.

709
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:20,640
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Size twos who get pissed

710
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:27,040
Speaker 1: about the phrase real women have curves. Women who ran

711
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:29,120
Speaker 1: saying I used to get the late because I'm skinny

712
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:32,000
Speaker 1: and I'm very tall. Am I not a real woman? No,

713
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:41,600
Speaker 1: you are a real cut and you you can't shop everywhere, Okay?

714
00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:44,200
Speaker 1: If I get new parent chains, I have to go

715
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:53,040
Speaker 1: to Paramus, New Jersey, to the Good Lane Brian. People

716
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:55,120
Speaker 1: who are okay are the ones with fat moms and

717
00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:57,480
Speaker 1: who had a lap band because they're gonna be fat again.

718
00:50:57,600 --> 00:51:02,480
Speaker 1: I don't think so, Henry. Yeah that's one. Oh your

719
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:06,280
Speaker 1: laugh BN, but just you will be fat again. Kristen Bartlett.

720
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:13,400
Speaker 1: Everyone give it up for this amazing room Hallie Ha Sayson, Gary,

721
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:19,480
Speaker 1: Douglas White and Kristen Bartlett. Everybody, The good Lane Bryant

722
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:22,919
Speaker 1: is in Paramus, New Jersey. Now we know that's where

723
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:25,600
Speaker 1: the good Land Brian is. That's where it is. Guys.

724
00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:29,239
Speaker 1: Give it up for your next group, Shadow, shadow Dancers,

725
00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:38,160
Speaker 1: up for Tally, Meta, up for Jasmine beer. Come on Tally,

726
00:51:38,239 --> 00:51:46,320
Speaker 1: Come on Jay got eleanor Pienta and she need some money.

727
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:50,520
Speaker 1: Come on where your girl? This she is? Oh my god.

728
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:55,120
Speaker 1: We got the cocoon centrals and the reductresses and the

729
00:51:55,239 --> 00:51:59,240
Speaker 1: shadow dancers. They are collectively known First up as Tally

730
00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:04,839
Speaker 1: Tally Mike, let's go tu Yes, make your way. This

731
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:11,200
Speaker 1: is the moment, soak it in. But the energy, Tally,

732
00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:15,120
Speaker 1: what's it going to be? Pre think you know what?

733
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:19,440
Speaker 1: I think the thing that I I thought of before

734
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:21,360
Speaker 1: I was gonna go trouble. But I think that I

735
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:27,120
Speaker 1: know what I hate. Okay, I want to know what. Okay, Tally,

736
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:32,680
Speaker 1: your time starts now, I don't think so. Honey, sponges,

737
00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:40,120
Speaker 1: you stinky ass bitches, get the funk away from my dishes.

738
00:52:42,239 --> 00:52:46,200
Speaker 1: Spend money on my vintage cute ass little porcelain plates

739
00:52:46,239 --> 00:52:50,560
Speaker 1: to rub shit onto them. Thank you, honey. I will

740
00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:53,000
Speaker 1: use a scrap of an old curtain that I cut

741
00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:55,799
Speaker 1: up into a little square, and I will throw it

742
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:59,080
Speaker 1: directly into my laundry. I will use a new scrap

743
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:03,840
Speaker 1: of cloth. I will seconds, because I love my belongings.

744
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,239
Speaker 1: I will cut up all kinds of clothes I don't

745
00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:08,719
Speaker 1: use anymore in to cute as little squares, and I

746
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:11,359
Speaker 1: will get them all soapy. They will not be full

747
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:16,239
Speaker 1: of fucking dead ass bugs. People use sponges rots, think

748
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:20,800
Speaker 1: about this. Do not use spotches. They're just gonna choke

749
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:23,480
Speaker 1: a sea turtle in the ocean one day. They are

750
00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:30,800
Speaker 1: not natural pases. Come on, God, use your curtains like that.

751
00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:37,000
Speaker 1: It makes a good point about sponges. I've never trusted

752
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:39,520
Speaker 1: a sponge man, never if they're near my plates, I

753
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:42,840
Speaker 1: don't like it. I still have the juice of what

754
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:46,200
Speaker 1: you just grubbed off, and the crusts them, the crust

755
00:53:46,239 --> 00:53:51,640
Speaker 1: of the juice. All right, Here we go. Next up

756
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:58,440
Speaker 1: is Jasmine Pierce. Here we go, baby, Jasmine, Jasmine. What

757
00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:00,279
Speaker 1: what's your take? What are we doing in? I'm not

758
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:04,120
Speaker 1: doing the bull I don't trust you guys. You should, okay,

759
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:06,279
Speaker 1: you know you're trying to make me hate something I love.

760
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:10,640
Speaker 1: I'm not ready for that. I don't think so Hony.

761
00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:18,680
Speaker 1: Time starts now. Okay, I don't think so Honey love. No, no,

762
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:21,680
Speaker 1: I don't. First of all, do you even exist? No?

763
00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:24,680
Speaker 1: Thank you? Get over yourself. Okay, you talk about Oh,

764
00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:26,759
Speaker 1: love is the greatest thing and everyone in the world

765
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:29,080
Speaker 1: needs it? Okay, Then why has love made everyone in

766
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:33,480
Speaker 1: this room cry? Thank you? I don't know. I don't

767
00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:37,000
Speaker 1: think so Hony love absolutely not. If love is so great,

768
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:39,240
Speaker 1: how come it's the reason that I don't have any friends.

769
00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:44,520
Speaker 1: They're a loving people. Thank you? You two love each other? No,

770
00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:47,520
Speaker 1: thank you. I don't need it. I don't need it.

771
00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:49,640
Speaker 1: You all love each other. I know there's people in

772
00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:53,880
Speaker 1: this audience that love each other too. No, thank you? Okay, okay,

773
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:59,640
Speaker 1: love is ridiculous, Okay, Oh, okay. There's a word for

774
00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:03,320
Speaker 1: you every language. Who cares. I don't think that there's

775
00:55:04,040 --> 00:55:06,439
Speaker 1: so what if there's like fifty German words for love?

776
00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:09,759
Speaker 1: Nobody needs to hear that? Thank you? I don't think

777
00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:11,960
Speaker 1: so honny. Love. Hearts are just butts upside down. I

778
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:17,520
Speaker 1: don't need it. Yeah, that's one minute. Your door is bullshit.

779
00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:23,560
Speaker 1: I hate door is bullshit door. But I know I

780
00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:25,359
Speaker 1: know a couple of people who use your door. Yeah,

781
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:28,279
Speaker 1: I don't like that. All right, okay, guys, Next up

782
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:36,840
Speaker 1: is elinor Hey, bitch, Yes, make your way? Yes, okay,

783
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:40,120
Speaker 1: what's the t Are we gonna do the bull? Are

784
00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:47,000
Speaker 1: we gonna do it? We're going to do ellenor Pianta here?

785
00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:50,479
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Time starts now. I don't

786
00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:56,359
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Art school, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're

787
00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:59,279
Speaker 1: telling me if I haven't taken a ceramics class that

788
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:04,640
Speaker 1: I can't make a ceramic. No, I don't think so, no, no, no, no, no.

789
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:06,960
Speaker 1: I've got my brain. I got a hunk of clay.

790
00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:12,600
Speaker 1: Bitch is gonna make a ceramic? I got my head.

791
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:16,799
Speaker 1: So I got my test. That's all I need. Yes,

792
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:20,240
Speaker 1: I think so that reminds me of my death. Daddy

793
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:25,239
Speaker 1: whoa When everybody was telling him you can't hear the

794
00:56:25,320 --> 00:56:28,319
Speaker 1: ocean in the seashell. He lifts it up to his

795
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:31,319
Speaker 1: ear and he says, I can hear the ocean. He

796
00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:35,680
Speaker 1: hands it to me. He says, do you hear the ocean?

797
00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:38,720
Speaker 1: And I said, yes, Dadda, I hear the ocean. But dadda,

798
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:40,560
Speaker 1: I am your daughter, and he said, hunt it. I

799
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:43,800
Speaker 1: don't think so. And I said, daddy, Daddy, but I

800
00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:45,960
Speaker 1: don't think so, hunt it. And then he's like, hunt it. No,

801
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:48,200
Speaker 1: I don't think so. And I'm like, no, Daddy, I'm

802
00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:52,560
Speaker 1: your daughter. I don't think so is and that and

803
00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:57,840
Speaker 1: that's it. Tears. I don't think so. I need to

804
00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:02,719
Speaker 1: end in tears. Something is unres oh, no, eleanor there's

805
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:08,799
Speaker 1: something unresolved here, daddy. Issues live on staying. I'm sorry, unfolding.

806
00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:10,440
Speaker 1: We're gonna put a pin in that guy's give it

807
00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:20,400
Speaker 1: up for Beth new Bath the bull or do you

808
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:22,800
Speaker 1: have a topic in mind? I have a topic. Okay,

809
00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:35,120
Speaker 1: come mind, here we go now, alright, I don't think so, honey. Murderers, okay, listen,

810
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:40,000
Speaker 1: alright now, listen. Okay, not only is murdering illegal, but

811
00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:44,680
Speaker 1: it's also really fucking inconsiderate. Alright, Okay, hear me out,

812
00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:50,600
Speaker 1: hear me out. Okay. I think that murdering people is selfish. Okay,

813
00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:54,400
Speaker 1: I mean you are going to delete a woman's entire future,

814
00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:56,760
Speaker 1: future sexual life just so you can jerk off to

815
00:57:56,800 --> 00:58:00,360
Speaker 1: onto a corpse for five minutes I mean, was that

816
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:03,760
Speaker 1: worth it? I don't think so, honey. All right, I

817
00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:07,200
Speaker 1: don't think so honey. Even these like crime of passion,

818
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:11,160
Speaker 1: rage murders. Okay, you don't get off the hook just

819
00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:15,600
Speaker 1: because you had a bad day. Okay, just call out

820
00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:17,760
Speaker 1: sick from work like the rest of us and watch

821
00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:22,720
Speaker 1: the movie about a boy. I don't think so, honny. Alright, alright,

822
00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:24,480
Speaker 1: you know we've all got a chip on our shoulder.

823
00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:27,360
Speaker 1: Just write a medium post. I don't think so honey.

824
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Speaker 1: You do not have to kill someone. That's all I

825
00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:36,120
Speaker 1: have to say. I don't think that one murderers. She

826
00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:39,439
Speaker 1: drap on a woman's course like a five second thing.

827
00:58:40,160 --> 00:58:44,560
Speaker 1: It's a five second Afterwards you feel ashamed. It's too short. Okay, guys,

828
00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:49,760
Speaker 1: give it up for money less. I don't think so,

829
00:58:49,840 --> 00:59:00,400
Speaker 1: honey's raffle winner. Yes, some bit just bring their own.

830
00:59:01,520 --> 00:59:05,240
Speaker 1: This is some bring their own. Count them four on

831
00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:10,440
Speaker 1: stage at the same Time's unbelievable, okay, son, It's like

832
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:13,640
Speaker 1: the spirit sick. It's like the spirit stick. You can't

833
00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:18,600
Speaker 1: do that. It's like the spirit stick. Now we're all cursed, unconscionable, unconscionable.

834
00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:25,000
Speaker 1: What's gonna now? I am so terrified to pick from

835
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:31,120
Speaker 1: the bowl. But I'm going to pick the ball. Okay,

836
00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:36,040
Speaker 1: here we go, and you're ready. Okay, this is good.

837
00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:45,520
Speaker 1: You're I don't think so, honey. Is Chelsea Clinton and

838
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:51,960
Speaker 1: that that monster time starts now? I don't think so, honey,

839
00:59:52,200 --> 00:59:59,200
Speaker 1: Chelsea Clinton. I was watching the CNN like nineties documentary

840
01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:06,720
Speaker 1: when your papa got to be president. You were just

841
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:11,000
Speaker 1: staring at him in the face and clapping and he

842
01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:18,320
Speaker 1: was not making eye contact with you, and you were like, Chelsea,

843
01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:28,479
Speaker 1: get over it. Some people need to carve out their

844
01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:36,280
Speaker 1: own space away from the family business. Chelsea. I mean,

845
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:46,520
Speaker 1: I start at seat. It's working for people, Honey, Chelsea.

846
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:50,840
Speaker 1: I just want you to know that I'm watching you

847
01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:56,480
Speaker 1: and I will be the friend who tells you tough love.

848
01:00:56,840 --> 01:01:04,919
Speaker 1: I don't think so, Honey. Today to body her own hat,

849
01:01:05,160 --> 01:01:09,200
Speaker 1: give it up for this girl dancers. We got Tally

850
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:14,040
Speaker 1: metto Jasmine, Pierre Pienza, Bath Newel and of course we

851
01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:22,040
Speaker 1: have Sunita Money. Okaya. Oh my goodness, guys, they're ready

852
01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:24,840
Speaker 1: for the last group of this first half. This first half.

853
01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:28,880
Speaker 1: Here we go, classic fools, all right, the classic fools.

854
01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:34,680
Speaker 1: Give it up. Anderson Drew Anderson, giving up for Greta titleman,

855
01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:41,040
Speaker 1: give it up for Amanda Dwarte and giving up from

856
01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:49,440
Speaker 1: Michelle butau, Hello, where's my boy? Drew the True? Oh

857
01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:54,560
Speaker 1: my god, there we go, Here we go, this time,

858
01:01:54,600 --> 01:01:57,040
Speaker 1: We're doing it for this time. It's okay four this time.

859
01:01:57,160 --> 01:02:00,400
Speaker 1: Now listen. The first to the mic is Drew Anderson.

860
01:02:00,480 --> 01:02:06,320
Speaker 1: Here we go, baby, here we go baby. All right,

861
01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:09,320
Speaker 1: so true, I've had a lot of troubles, We've had

862
01:02:09,320 --> 01:02:13,120
Speaker 1: a lot of pre selective. But what about you, sirs,

863
01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:16,720
Speaker 1: I'm going to be doing pre selective, Okay, sir, Okay, sir.

864
01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:19,960
Speaker 1: This is j Anderson's Here we go, j Anderson's I

865
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:23,240
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, time starts now. I don't think so, honey,

866
01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:32,200
Speaker 1: Lynn Manuel Miran, Honey, I don't think so, honey. Listen

867
01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:37,600
Speaker 1: to me right now. Okay. I love your musicals. They're exquisite. Okay,

868
01:02:37,640 --> 01:02:45,040
Speaker 1: but honey, you don't need to star in everything you right, Okay,

869
01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:47,720
Speaker 1: listen to me, honey. You are literally that high school

870
01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:51,120
Speaker 1: girl in drama club, okay, who is nice to everyone

871
01:02:51,160 --> 01:02:53,240
Speaker 1: but ultimately does all the work because they don't trust

872
01:02:53,280 --> 01:02:56,080
Speaker 1: anyone else. Thirty seconds and then makes the speech at

873
01:02:56,120 --> 01:02:58,800
Speaker 1: the end, thanking everyone and saying love is Love is

874
01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:03,080
Speaker 1: love me. Okay, I know you wrote Mohanna, but honey,

875
01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:08,920
Speaker 1: we all know you wanted to be Mohanna. Oka. Listen.

876
01:03:09,080 --> 01:03:10,960
Speaker 1: I wrote a musical once in college. It was a

877
01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:14,400
Speaker 1: children's musical. Okay. I wanted to be the star the giraffe,

878
01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:16,520
Speaker 1: but last minute I gave the role to a child

879
01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:22,200
Speaker 1: for the betterment of the musical and it was a triumph. Honey,

880
01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:29,240
Speaker 1: I don't think it. Beef generous with your art. Be

881
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:34,640
Speaker 1: generous with your art. Unbelievable. Thank you, Drew. We needed

882
01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:36,400
Speaker 1: to hear that, we didn't want to hear that. We

883
01:03:36,440 --> 01:03:39,520
Speaker 1: all need the reminder and now remind us of something.

884
01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:44,760
Speaker 1: It's Greta title, man, Come on, grat, come on, grat.

885
01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:50,240
Speaker 1: Greta's gonna be pre selected or from the trouball I love.

886
01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:53,240
Speaker 1: I love a trouble but I have to just speak

887
01:03:53,280 --> 01:03:59,720
Speaker 1: my piece selected. Here we go starts now. I don't

888
01:03:59,760 --> 01:04:06,440
Speaker 1: think so, honey. French manicures as pedicure. Okay, bitch, I

889
01:04:06,520 --> 01:04:10,640
Speaker 1: do not need to see a white tip on your toe. Bitch.

890
01:04:11,520 --> 01:04:14,000
Speaker 1: If your nails are that long that you can get

891
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:19,200
Speaker 1: a fucking French manicure. On them. Cut that ship. Also, bitch,

892
01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:24,400
Speaker 1: your foot is not handing me my menu at nobue, Okay,

893
01:04:24,440 --> 01:04:30,320
Speaker 1: so it does not need to be painted like that. Also,

894
01:04:30,680 --> 01:04:35,680
Speaker 1: you know who has a fucking French pedicure, my step mom.

895
01:04:35,720 --> 01:04:38,920
Speaker 1: And I don't think so, honey, with that bitch, she's

896
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:45,800
Speaker 1: fucking my dad. That bitch is fucking my dad. Okay,

897
01:04:46,160 --> 01:04:47,840
Speaker 1: So you know what, I don't need the rest of

898
01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:51,920
Speaker 1: the fucking time, bitch, because that's what I think. I

899
01:04:51,960 --> 01:04:59,880
Speaker 1: don't think so, right a title man, decorum, decorum, decor

900
01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:06,560
Speaker 1: him pore Um. She has spit in the face of

901
01:05:06,600 --> 01:05:12,000
Speaker 1: the rules. But we gag gags gagged. Okay, it's time

902
01:05:12,360 --> 01:05:18,560
Speaker 1: for Amanda, Amanda. Let's go, Yes, Amanda, thank you Amanda.

903
01:05:18,720 --> 01:05:23,040
Speaker 1: Oh yes, now Amanda. There are two options and one

904
01:05:23,040 --> 01:05:24,480
Speaker 1: of them is the trouble. One of them is to

905
01:05:24,520 --> 01:05:26,960
Speaker 1: go pre selected. But what do you think, um? I

906
01:05:26,960 --> 01:05:31,920
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna bull for Columbine. Why here we go

907
01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:37,360
Speaker 1: because I saw Michael Morris show on Broadway last night

908
01:05:37,360 --> 01:05:43,800
Speaker 1: and it's garb. So let's bull for Columbine and remember

909
01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:45,560
Speaker 1: the good times. I love that. I love that And

910
01:05:45,560 --> 01:05:47,000
Speaker 1: that's a little I don't think so, honey, In and

911
01:05:47,040 --> 01:05:50,240
Speaker 1: of itself. Okay, that's not it. No, no, no, no no,

912
01:05:50,760 --> 01:05:53,360
Speaker 1: that was a teaser. Here we go your I don't

913
01:05:53,440 --> 01:06:01,080
Speaker 1: think so, honey, is the movie Blackfish and your time

914
01:06:01,600 --> 01:06:08,200
Speaker 1: starts now. I can't get any black fish because, first

915
01:06:08,200 --> 01:06:10,640
Speaker 1: of all, don't try to get me to fucking feel

916
01:06:10,760 --> 01:06:16,720
Speaker 1: sorry for a killer. Why you look at where killer

917
01:06:16,920 --> 01:06:21,720
Speaker 1: is in your title? Fuck you, you eat otters. Second

918
01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:25,640
Speaker 1: of all, like fucking okay, don't make me hungry for

919
01:06:25,760 --> 01:06:29,920
Speaker 1: sushi and then makes me feel shitty about it because

920
01:06:29,960 --> 01:06:34,160
Speaker 1: you're all like endangered or whatever. And then don't make

921
01:06:34,200 --> 01:06:37,160
Speaker 1: me hungry for, like to actually eat whale, because I've

922
01:06:37,240 --> 01:06:42,680
Speaker 1: heard that whale taste like fish, steak pussy. My husband

923
01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:46,400
Speaker 1: ate it, and I think, like fucking Sweden or something.

924
01:06:46,440 --> 01:06:50,160
Speaker 1: He ate whale, and he was like, every once in

925
01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:52,200
Speaker 1: a while, if I go ride my bike and I

926
01:06:52,280 --> 01:06:54,800
Speaker 1: come home and don't shower, he makes a reference to

927
01:06:54,880 --> 01:07:00,680
Speaker 1: it that I don't appreciate. I think about that. Ultimately, animals,

928
01:07:00,760 --> 01:07:04,440
Speaker 1: we control you. You are our domain, top of the

929
01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:07,200
Speaker 1: food chain for now. Fuck you, I don't think so,

930
01:07:07,320 --> 01:07:16,640
Speaker 1: Blessed Amanda towards Day. Ultimately we control you, animals, all

931
01:07:16,640 --> 01:07:18,840
Speaker 1: you animals out there now you know, now you know,

932
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:29,280
Speaker 1: and now you know. Yes, welcome Michelle Boto, Yes, yes, yes, Michelle,

933
01:07:29,640 --> 01:07:35,360
Speaker 1: Yes honey, what's up girl? You know I pick something? Okay,

934
01:07:35,400 --> 01:07:38,280
Speaker 1: I mean thank you for writing stuff though no, we prepare,

935
01:07:38,320 --> 01:07:40,400
Speaker 1: but we don't. We never doubted you. She's got a

936
01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:43,439
Speaker 1: topic it in mind here. I don't think so many

937
01:07:43,440 --> 01:07:46,040
Speaker 1: time starts now, I don't think so, honey. If you

938
01:07:46,080 --> 01:07:51,720
Speaker 1: don't funk with the song Desposit. This is one of

939
01:07:51,800 --> 01:07:55,680
Speaker 1: the best songs ever fucking made. It is one of

940
01:07:55,720 --> 01:07:59,520
Speaker 1: the most downloaded songs in the fucking world. And if

941
01:07:59,560 --> 01:08:06,240
Speaker 1: you don't funk with Desposito, bitch, I don't fuck with you.

942
01:08:06,240 --> 01:08:10,000
Speaker 1: You probably don't like Deathposito because you don't understand the language,

943
01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:12,120
Speaker 1: and if you don't understand Spanish, you probably want to

944
01:08:12,120 --> 01:08:20,040
Speaker 1: build a wall and make America rain again. I don't

945
01:08:20,040 --> 01:08:22,519
Speaker 1: think so, honey, if you don't funk with Desposito, because

946
01:08:22,560 --> 01:08:25,080
Speaker 1: I love any song that makes him Rickie Lastis want

947
01:08:25,080 --> 01:08:33,080
Speaker 1: to fucking kill himself for not I don't think so, honey.

948
01:08:33,120 --> 01:08:35,240
Speaker 1: If you don't funk with death by Sto, because I

949
01:08:35,240 --> 01:08:37,160
Speaker 1: didn't even know it was justin Bieber and now I

950
01:08:37,320 --> 01:08:42,960
Speaker 1: like him. Five seconds, five five. I don't think so, honey,

951
01:08:42,960 --> 01:08:45,160
Speaker 1: if you don't funk with Desposito, because any song that

952
01:08:45,200 --> 01:08:47,320
Speaker 1: makes you want to clap your ass like Cardi b

953
01:08:47,680 --> 01:08:58,519
Speaker 1: Is a song for fucking me. H, God, come get it.

954
01:08:58,640 --> 01:09:02,680
Speaker 1: The funk up for this group. Michelle boot Grat a

955
01:09:02,840 --> 01:09:10,960
Speaker 1: title man. Yes, Yo, the room is getting very hot.

956
01:09:11,200 --> 01:09:12,840
Speaker 1: It is now time for us to take a little

957
01:09:12,840 --> 01:09:15,120
Speaker 1: bit of an intermission. We want to remind about the raffle.

958
01:09:15,439 --> 01:09:18,040
Speaker 1: Do the raffle, put some buy some raffle tickets, win

959
01:09:18,120 --> 01:09:21,040
Speaker 1: some stuff. We want to runch about the T shirts.

960
01:09:21,040 --> 01:09:24,040
Speaker 1: Buy a T shirt and wear it, come back wearing it.

961
01:09:24,160 --> 01:09:25,920
Speaker 1: That would be cute. And we'll see you in about

962
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:34,160
Speaker 1: ten minutes. Ten by returns. This has been a Forever

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01:09:34,240 --> 01:09:38,360
Speaker 1: Dog production executive produced by Joe Cilio, Alex Ramsay, and

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Speaker 1: Brett Bom. For more podcasts, please visit Trevor Dog Productions

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