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Speaker 1: Hey, it's the Brooke and Jeffrey podcast.

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Speaker 2: And did you guys know we have listeners in Japan, Germany, UK, Netherlands, Italy.

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Speaker 2: Wait wait, those actually all have super hot men, don't

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Speaker 2: they actually? If you're listening from their DM me after this,

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Speaker 2: K after you hear the full shower.

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Speaker 1: I'm just starting right now.

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Speaker 3: This justin. Nightmares are real and it's happening in Oviedo, Florida.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, what recently a suburban neighborhood there, small craters

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Speaker 3: started appearing in the roads.

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Speaker 4: Oh so, like those sinkholes that sometimes happened.

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Speaker 3: They didn't know what they were, so a public works

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Speaker 3: team was dispatched to go figure out what was causing them,

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Speaker 3: and they realized maybe the problem could be coming from

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Speaker 3: way way underneath the road ways, down in the sewer system.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, what is it.

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Speaker 3: Normally, like five years ago, they would have just sent

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Speaker 3: a couple people down to check it out. But now

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Speaker 3: they have robots that can go down into the passageways

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Speaker 3: and do it for them, and.

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Speaker 1: Those people, those people are like, thank you, yeah, thank

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Speaker 1: you so much.

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Speaker 5: Replace Yes, well luckily they did, because inside the sewers,

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Speaker 5: the robot camera picked up two glowing eyes, which.

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Speaker 3: At first they thought was just a toad, but when

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Speaker 3: the mouth came open, they realized it was a six

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Speaker 3: foot thousand pound alligators.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's right, they come up through your toilet.

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Speaker 3: They absolutely can. Alligators live in the sewers. It's not

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Speaker 3: an urban myth anymore.

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Speaker 6: It's real.

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Speaker 3: At least it is in Florida. I'm showing them the

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Speaker 3: pictures of the images that were captured by this robot.

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Speaker 4: Only thing living in the sewers is the mutant turtles. Right,

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Speaker 4: this is not it.

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Speaker 7: It's gonna be Anything we put in the sewers is

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Speaker 7: going to turn mute now pretty much.

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Speaker 1: Was a gator causing the hole in the road or

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Speaker 1: was that just coincidence?

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Speaker 3: They don't know, just like, oh my god, there's gators.

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Speaker 3: So friend, reminder, kids don't play hide and seek in

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Speaker 3: the storm drain zone. Now, let's move on and get

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Speaker 3: into the shock collar question of the day with our

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Speaker 3: own digital jake. Give us some actual something to smile

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Speaker 3: about today, day. Please.

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Speaker 8: Almost a decade ago, the movie Man of Steel starring

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Speaker 8: would now and forever more be known as Superman Day.

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Speaker 8: For almost one hundred years, Superman's face countless enemies, but

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Speaker 8: some of the villains, especially in the early days of

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Speaker 8: the comic were kind of strange, weird characters you would

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Speaker 8: see today. That's why to celebrate the Son of Krypton,

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Speaker 8: we'll be doing a special Real versus Fake Superman villain's

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Speaker 8: edition of twenty of twenty. I'll tell you about a

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Speaker 8: comic book bad Guy. You have to tell me if

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Speaker 8: it's a real character that Superman had to fight or

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Speaker 8: if I just made them up. We'll start with the

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Speaker 8: woman who likes her men faster than a speeding bullet.

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Speaker 8: That's Alexis, because she's a runner.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, let's go with them.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, Alexis.

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Speaker 8: Your villain is the Punderer. Armed with a barrage of

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Speaker 8: browerly puns and wordplay, the Punderer distracts and confound Superman

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Speaker 8: with his relentless, cringe inducing humor. Is that a real

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Speaker 8: Superman villain?

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Speaker 9: I just make a nightmare? That would be a villain,

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Speaker 9: That would be someone that needs taken out of the

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Speaker 3: And you have to think, Like the Superman comics came

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Speaker 3: evil back then is a lot different.

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Speaker 4: But like, you also had the Riddler right like for Batman,

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Speaker 4: So why wouldn't you have the Punderer for Superman?

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Speaker 9: Joker he knows I hate puns, and I think it's fake.

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Speaker 8: Like just said, the Punderer's fake.

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Speaker 3: He is.

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Speaker 8: Good, Alexis.

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Speaker 3: Come on, DC, make that a real villain.

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Speaker 8: We're on to Brook. Your villain is the hobby Robber.

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Speaker 8: He first came up against Superman after he stole Clark

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Speaker 8: Kent's rare clock collection and held it for ransom. Is

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Speaker 8: the hobby Robber a real villain? Or did I just

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Speaker 6: Not my rare clock, the hobby robber?

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Speaker 4: Actually, I mean it sounds like someone who is a

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Speaker 4: what's the word when people can't get rid of stuff?

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Speaker 6: A hoarder.

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Speaker 1: That's what it sounds like to me.

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Speaker 4: And he comes in on a hobby horse, you know

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna go real.

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Speaker 8: Brook said, the hobby Robber is real. He is nineteen

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Speaker 8: forty four Action Comics number seventy three. Wow, we're onto Jose.

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Speaker 8: Your villain is Doctor Boredom, using his monotone voic and

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Speaker 8: dule anecdotes, Doctor bored him has the power to sap

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Speaker 8: the energy and enthusiasm from anyone excluding Superman, making even

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Speaker 8: the most thrilling situations excruciatingly tedious. Is he really?

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Speaker 6: I just make that up pretty sure?

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Speaker 1: This is the person who taught my astronomy class in college.

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Speaker 6: There's so much action in Superman, with the.

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Speaker 7: Fight scenes in the comics, I feel like it would

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Speaker 6: I think I think it could be real.

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Speaker 8: Jose said, Doctor boredom is real. He is. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 8: We're over to Jeffrey. Now, okay, Jeffrey, your villain is

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Speaker 8: the grammar Slammer in the same vein as the Punderer

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Speaker 8: the Riddler, with a pension for perfect punctuation and syntax.

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Speaker 8: The grammar Slammer distracts Clark Kent by turning every emergency

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Speaker 8: into a lesson on linguistic correctness. Is the grammar Slammer? Real? Fake?

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna get you grammar slammer? And he's like, you

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Speaker 3: shall Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I could see it though, being like a teaching tool,

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Speaker 4: like these kids are reading comics, we need to teach

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Speaker 3: Someone didn't use a sem even in the fight scenes.

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Speaker 3: They had like pow slam blam, Like it feels like

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Speaker 3: this would be a way to teach America's youth back

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Speaker 3: in the day, like before the teaching was really great. Uh,

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Speaker 3: because now it's so good. But back then it was

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Speaker 3: all about grammar villains. So I'm saying it's real.

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Speaker 8: Jeffery said, the grammar slammer is real. He is.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, so believable, Jake, you came up with two good ones.

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Speaker 8: The boys are out, the girls in it. Let's go

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Speaker 8: over to Alexis your villain? Is microwave Man a scientist

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Speaker 8: gave himself superpowers using only household microwaves, which made him invulnerable.

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Speaker 8: Is microwave Man real or did I make him up?

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Speaker 3: It still works today, by the way, you can microwave

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Speaker 3: yourself into having superpowers, right, That.

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Speaker 1: Is not true. Kids, If you're listening, to stay away

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Speaker 3: If you're willing to believe it, you deserve to get

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Speaker 3: my own.

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Speaker 1: I don't know I can see cause we're like, I'm

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Speaker 9: It wasn't like microwave meals like a big deal when

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Speaker 3: Man taking the power.

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Speaker 6: So it's real.

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Speaker 1: Alexis is just scared of the microwave.

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Speaker 8: Alexis said, microwave Man is real.

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Speaker 4: He is.

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Speaker 8: Real from actually comings forty seven and nineteen seventy eight.

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Speaker 8: At no point in time did he use his powers

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Speaker 8: to reheat a pizza. He was at pain in Superman's side.

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Speaker 8: We're over to brook This is sudden death. You get

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Speaker 8: this right and you win. You get it wrong, and

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Speaker 8: Alexis wins. Your villain is mister Bureaucrat. The villain uses

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Speaker 8: turning to every heroic effort.

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Speaker 10: It was a.

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Speaker 8: Frustrating battle against bureaucrae. I make that up.

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Speaker 1: I feel like.

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Speaker 4: It's real in life. I don't know that it's real

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Speaker 4: in Superman. So I'm gonna say you made it up.

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Speaker 8: Brooks said, mister Bureaucrawd is fake.

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Speaker 11: He is.

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Speaker 8: Has won the Superman edition out.

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Speaker 3: Of twenty since brook takes the victory. Today, she gets

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Speaker 3: to choose who gets shocked, and they'll be singing I'm

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Speaker 3: a Believer by smash Mouth.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with jose for being my comic book

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Speaker 4: guy and not staying in long enough a right and

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Speaker 4: the face.

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Speaker 3: Believe that's your shock collar question of the day, Brook.

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Speaker 11: And Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: The Greek philosopher Plato once asked, what does it mean

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Speaker 1: Oh, that's a deep question.

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Speaker 3: Aristotle ask does anyone really have free will? And every

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Speaker 3: day your Facebook asks what's on your mind?

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Speaker 11: Oh?

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Speaker 6: I noticed that?

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Speaker 3: Actually, yes, these are the powerful questions that shape the

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Speaker 1: Is Zuckerberg like Aristotle?

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Speaker 3: The next one that's right? Today, we're gonna steal one

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Speaker 3: of those questions from a great mind and finally answer

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Speaker 3: what Socrates and Niche couldn't. It's a brand new What's

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Speaker 3: on your Mind Zuckerberg style kind of I wonder how

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Speaker 3: many people have a photo up in their home of

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Speaker 3: me riding a roller coaster.

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Speaker 1: With them and like, you didn't know?

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Speaker 3: Yea, you know, there's gotta be at least one out there.

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Speaker 3: And today we're gonna get this whole roller coaster of

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Speaker 3: a segment captured on camera for a brand new What's

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Speaker 3: socials by the way at Brook and Jeffrey. We're gonna

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Speaker 3: start with Brooke Brook, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 4: Well, you know, we begin in a lot of like

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Speaker 4: graduation announcement at our house. And we just got two

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Speaker 4: that came in the mail this weekend and they're from

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Speaker 4: like my husband's family down the line, like I've never

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Speaker 4: met these people friends.

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Speaker 1: Like I opened them and I said, who is this?

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Speaker 1: You know, like I didn't know their names even, right.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you don't know the people in your family.

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Speaker 1: No, it's not my family, it's my husband's family.

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Speaker 3: Your family now even he was like I.

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Speaker 1: Think that like third cousins and stuff. I know what,

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Speaker 1: I'm not family, not people we know.

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Speaker 4: And I flipped the invitation over and it has the

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Speaker 4: kids Venmo on it, and I'm like.

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Speaker 6: What that's smart, that's actually.

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Speaker 1: Is that what you're doing now? We're just gonna just

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Speaker 1: gonna ask for cash, be a Venmo.

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Speaker 4: We're not even gonna like pretend like we don't expect anything.

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Speaker 4: We're just gonna you're gonna put it out there.

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Speaker 7: You are right, you're supposed to act like you're not

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Speaker 7: expecting one hundred dollars check from Grandma.

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Speaker 4: Like oh yeah, wow, I mean, Grandma's one thing, but like,

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Speaker 4: I'm a person that they've never even met in their

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Speaker 4: like the only reason they're sending it to us. They've

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Speaker 4: never sent us anything in our life, they've never called us.

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Speaker 1: It's just I've never I've never even met these people.

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Speaker 3: Maybe if you sent them money every once in a while,

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Speaker 3: they would be in trying to reach out and invite

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Speaker 4: Am I like old and cranky that I think it's

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Speaker 4: tacky to put your venmo on the back.

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Speaker 3: It's a convenient thing for you so that you don't

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Speaker 3: What's on your mind?

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Speaker 6: Well, some of the losers don't know. I am single, I'm dating.

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Speaker 4: Well, I'm I'm doing I'm flirting a lot.

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Speaker 3: He's gonna earn that money.

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Speaker 7: I'm starting to think that getting a girl's number is

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Speaker 9: The app, but also off everything.

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Speaker 3: So if you're at a bar and someone's like, hey,

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Speaker 3: Run away, alexis what's been on your mind.

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Speaker 9: I was out with my friends over the weekend and

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Speaker 9: We were like, wow, we thought this place was bad

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Speaker 9: Well, and then the vodka we looked that up ten dollars.

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Speaker 3: Suffering with free things.

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Speaker 1: I want to start getting.

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Speaker 9: I want at least give me Titos, which.

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Speaker 6: I want a brand name us work up to smear off.

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Speaker 11: A little.

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Speaker 9: Next time off the bar, I'm gonna ask what value

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Speaker 1: All right, Jeffrey, what's on your mind? Well?

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Speaker 3: I kind of think I know how supermodels feel now

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Speaker 3: because they hear me out. I went to a Mexican

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Speaker 6: I feel terrible because I do like it.

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Speaker 1: I know They just don't believe you. They don't believe Yeah,

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Speaker 11: Well?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I had to out of guilt at that point.

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Speaker 1: Do you food?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm full.

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Speaker 1: It's a good point.

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Speaker 6: Can you take it to go?

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Speaker 11: No?

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Speaker 3: I don't do leftovers. I don't do that.

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Speaker 8: Do I throw it out at the restaurant?

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Speaker 3: Or do I wait three days and throw it out

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Speaker 3: I'm not that hungry. Okay, No, I'm being appetite shamed

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Speaker 3: even here. But text in seven eight five nine too,

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Speaker 11: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Let's get to know our listeners a little bit better.

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Speaker 3: They're texting in at seven eight five nine to two

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Speaker 3: telling us what's been on their minds. This one says,

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Speaker 3: what's on my mind is I'm a truck driver and

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Speaker 3: I just saw a woman eating a bowl of cereal

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Speaker 12: Like, how.

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Speaker 1: I mean you put the cereal in a mug so

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Speaker 3: I've seen Jose eat king crab legs while he's driving

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Speaker 6: Hey, I use the crack and twist method.

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Speaker 3: There you go. Another text says my daughter wanted to

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Speaker 3: a boy yesterday. Happy and she said, yes, she loves

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Speaker 3: listening to you guys every morning on the way to school.

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Speaker 6: Good for your heartbreaker.

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Speaker 3: Yeah that do we do second dates for middle.

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Speaker 4: Schoolers, drama, they would be the most you.

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Speaker 6: Shared a rice crispy treat. She definitely loves you.

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Speaker 3: Don't talk to her for a whole week. Another text says, hey,

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Speaker 4: Handkerchief tricks Jose's hairstylist has to do to keep your tax.

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Speaker 3: Coming in seven eight, five, nine to two.

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Speaker 11: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: One of my favorite board games to play growing up

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Speaker 3: was the game Life.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, just a Little Car was cute.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was so fun pretending to be like a

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Speaker 3: like six full bags of groceries rip apart in your

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Speaker 3: hundred dollars to replace them all at Whole Food.

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Speaker 1: They had to be the bag with all the wine, Jeff.

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Speaker 3: Or you accidentally text the nude photo to your entire family,

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Speaker 3: lose three turns to deal with the shame and embarrassing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't face your fan for at least that long.

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Speaker 3: And of course they need Your spouse just cheated on

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Speaker 3: you with the Uber Eats driver again again. Move them

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Speaker 3: into another player's car. That's what I love. That's what

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Speaker 3: it was all just a board game that would go away.

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Speaker 1: I feel like you could make some money off that board.

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Speaker 3: You could. Yeah, but it's not. It's real. It's a

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Speaker 11: Sneaky husbands, two lives live.

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Speaker 3: Bad boyfriends and even worse girlfriends. They thought they could

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Speaker 3: Henry Ford once said, true quality means doing things right

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Speaker 3: even when no one is looking.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, that's a good quote.

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Speaker 3: Unless that thing you're doing right is somebody else while

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Speaker 6: It's right.

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Speaker 3: Because of whoopsie moments like that that we created this

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Speaker 3: share their funny stories about how they caught their exes

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Speaker 3: being unfaithful. We're gonna start with Julia, tell us how

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Speaker 10: So one of my friends was having like a birthday

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Kind of lazy of your friend, but good for you.

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Speaker 10: So we get there and they have this huge bouncy house.

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Speaker 10: I'm talking like twenty plus kids. They're all going in

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Speaker 3: Even as an adult those yes, I know.

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Speaker 1: And they're also just always a twisted ankle.

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Speaker 10: So at one point, the sky shows up with like

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Speaker 12: It's so cute party. Yeah.

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Speaker 10: But then like a few minutes later, people start pointing

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Speaker 10: it's bouncing and I'm like, oh, but all the kids

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, is this one of those if the bouncy

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Speaker 4: house is rocking, don't come knocking.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but on the side, I don't know.

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Speaker 6: I don't think it's Augusta Winn.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Tell me you didn't look.

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Speaker 10: I had to because I was like, what's going on?

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Speaker 10: I look inside and it's my boyfriend hooking up with

446
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:39,439
Speaker 10: my friend.

447
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:43,800
Speaker 4: Yeah.

448
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:45,800
Speaker 1: I mean, well it's ther kids party.

449
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:50,159
Speaker 4: So she's that was the birthday gift.

450
00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:52,840
Speaker 6: There's no way to spend this one.

451
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:53,080
Speaker 11: Yeah.

452
00:21:53,119 --> 00:21:57,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's just that's the seventh birthday that forget.

453
00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:01,000
Speaker 3: Is there a mile high club? But like with bouncy houses,

454
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:01,640
Speaker 3: is that a thing?

455
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:05,639
Speaker 1: I don't think, So I'm going to make it be normalized.

456
00:22:06,119 --> 00:22:08,719
Speaker 3: Let's just keep going and talk to Sean. Tell us

457
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:10,200
Speaker 3: how you busted your significant other?

458
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:15,000
Speaker 13: Yeah, so my girlfriend she started doing pottery classes.

459
00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:18,040
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I taken pottery classes. They're so cool.

460
00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:20,600
Speaker 13: Yeah. Yeah, you know the kind where you like go

461
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:24,399
Speaker 13: in and you like start painting something on the pottery stuff.

462
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:28,080
Speaker 1: The like ones that you see in the mall. Or something.

463
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:30,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, they already made for you.

464
00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:33,520
Speaker 13: Yeah, yep, and then like you do the painting on it,

465
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:35,280
Speaker 13: then like you pick it up like a few days

466
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:36,239
Speaker 13: later and stuff like that.

467
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:37,200
Speaker 3: Sure.

468
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:39,959
Speaker 13: Yeah. Well one day she asked me to stop in

469
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:42,280
Speaker 13: and pick it up for her on my way back

470
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:42,760
Speaker 13: from work.

471
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:43,160
Speaker 8: Yeah.

472
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:46,440
Speaker 13: And I go in and do it, and the instructor

473
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:49,119
Speaker 13: hands me the bag with a little note on it. Okay,

474
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:53,200
Speaker 13: and the note says in all caps, do not open,

475
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:56,760
Speaker 13: And uh, what do you do when you see that? Nashally,

476
00:22:58,640 --> 00:22:59,440
Speaker 13: what could be.

477
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:01,440
Speaker 3: Hiding in a bag that you're not supposed to see?

478
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:03,440
Speaker 1: It's like when the engineers come in here and say,

479
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:04,840
Speaker 1: don't press this button.

480
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, why did you make it light up like that?

481
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:07,960
Speaker 13: Yeah?

482
00:23:08,119 --> 00:23:10,360
Speaker 3: Okay, so clearly you open it.

483
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:15,560
Speaker 13: Yeah, peek inside and in there is there's four mugs

484
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:20,080
Speaker 13: with little hearts on each one. Okay, it's computing, like

485
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:23,520
Speaker 13: why are there four similar looking mugs? And a little confused,

486
00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:23,800
Speaker 13: you know.

487
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:28,399
Speaker 1: You didn't just think that she painted them? Yeah, she

488
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:29,719
Speaker 1: paid a lot of money.

489
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:31,320
Speaker 13: I was like, are all these for me?

490
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:31,679
Speaker 11: Like?

491
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,879
Speaker 13: Why four similar looking mugs? Did all it's the same?

492
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,280
Speaker 3: How much coffee do you drink?

493
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:40,439
Speaker 13: I turned the mugs around, okay, and there's four different

494
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:43,080
Speaker 13: guys names on each one.

495
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:46,480
Speaker 3: None of them, none of them are none.

496
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:52,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm only laughing because, like I just pictured her

497
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:57,280
Speaker 4: as this innocent, innocent we'll be going into payt Yeah.

498
00:23:57,720 --> 00:23:59,160
Speaker 3: Did you confront her about that?

499
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:01,639
Speaker 13: Oh? Yeah, yeah I did. I mean she admitted to it,

500
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:03,400
Speaker 13: she made it dating around.

501
00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:05,960
Speaker 14: And I'm wondering why she even asked me to pick him.

502
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:09,160
Speaker 13: Up in the first place before of the other four.

503
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:13,360
Speaker 3: Guys go oh gosh, we got time for one more.

504
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:16,399
Speaker 3: Let's go to Karen here. Karen, tell us how you

505
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:17,640
Speaker 3: busted your significant other.

506
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:22,880
Speaker 15: Well, my boyfriend at the time was brillianto cosplay and

507
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:27,600
Speaker 15: I knew nothing about it. But he would go off

508
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:29,520
Speaker 15: to these events and dress up and then come back

509
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:32,359
Speaker 15: and tell me which anime character he was, And I

510
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:34,159
Speaker 15: was like, cool, I mean I had no idea.

511
00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:37,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, as he's doing something that he's into.

512
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:39,240
Speaker 12: Yeah, exactly, exactly.

513
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:41,639
Speaker 15: So anyways, I decided to be a good girlfriend and

514
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:46,359
Speaker 15: I went and found some like discounted tickets to a

515
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:49,439
Speaker 15: convention on groupon so that we could go together.

516
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,080
Speaker 1: That's cool. I bet he was excited about that.

517
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:52,840
Speaker 13: Yeah.

518
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:55,600
Speaker 15: Yeah, So we're at the convention together, and I just

519
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:59,440
Speaker 15: noticed a lot of people are like noticing his costume

520
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:01,400
Speaker 15: and kind of giving weird looks, and you know how

521
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:04,280
Speaker 15: like other people are wearing sometimes similar costumes.

522
00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:05,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, for sure.

523
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:10,840
Speaker 15: Turns out he's been wearing his costume backwards. And he

524
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,800
Speaker 15: admitted to me that he really knew no idea what

525
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:15,760
Speaker 15: he was doing. He knew nothing about anime. And then

526
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,720
Speaker 15: when he would go to these conventions, they were really

527
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:20,800
Speaker 15: furry conventions and when it tell me.

528
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:26,119
Speaker 1: Who he's telling you anime but it was really furry.

529
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:28,520
Speaker 3: Yeah.

530
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:31,240
Speaker 4: Okay, So did you go to one of those conventions

531
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:31,600
Speaker 4: with him?

532
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:33,560
Speaker 6: Yeah?

533
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:35,760
Speaker 15: I did not.

534
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:38,119
Speaker 12: That was a hard pass for mere.

535
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:41,480
Speaker 3: Well, this is a good lesson. Don't ever be a

536
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:44,200
Speaker 3: good girlfriend and do things with your significant other. You're

537
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:48,000
Speaker 3: not gonna like what you fight, just like you of

538
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:50,880
Speaker 3: them have their passions and it'll be all good anyway.

539
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,720
Speaker 3: Texting to seven eight, five nine too if you have

540
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:55,879
Speaker 3: a funny story about how you caught your ex cheating,

541
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:57,840
Speaker 3: and you could be on the next edition of Busting

542
00:25:58,160 --> 00:25:59,800
Speaker 3: Phone Taps coming up right after this.

543
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:02,080
Speaker 11: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

544
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:05,440
Speaker 3: In today's phone Tap, a supervisor from a pretty big

545
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:08,639
Speaker 3: online retail chain contacted us wanting to play a prank

546
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:11,879
Speaker 3: on one of his employees because the other day he

547
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:15,240
Speaker 3: spotted him at the grocery store while he was leaving

548
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:21,199
Speaker 3: and noticed he didn't return his shopping cart. People, I

549
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:24,080
Speaker 3: know it's a big deal for some people, and it's

550
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:26,560
Speaker 3: been a hot issue on social media lately. So we're

551
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:31,119
Speaker 3: gonna pretend that we're calling from the grocery store and

552
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:33,240
Speaker 3: we're going to turn up the heat. You're gonna find

553
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:35,879
Speaker 3: out how in your phone tap right now, it's a.

554
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:44,159
Speaker 4: Hello, Hi, I'm calling from foods Market.

555
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:45,719
Speaker 1: I'm looking for Daniel Fitz.

556
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:47,520
Speaker 13: Yeah, this is him.

557
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:51,040
Speaker 4: I'm with a customer care division. My name is Sue,

558
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:52,960
Speaker 4: Sue Flay.

559
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:56,879
Speaker 1: You need to write that down. That's fla y Uh okay.

560
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:59,359
Speaker 16: I can't write that down right now because I'm in

561
00:26:59,400 --> 00:26:59,720
Speaker 16: the car.

562
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:02,280
Speaker 1: I bet you're inconvenienced right now.

563
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:05,560
Speaker 3: Figures what is this about?

564
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:08,240
Speaker 4: So the other day you were shopping at our store

565
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:11,240
Speaker 4: and one of our surveillance cameras caught you not returning

566
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:12,600
Speaker 4: your shopping cart?

567
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 16: Uh, not returning my shopping cart?

568
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,000
Speaker 1: Are you just repeating what I said?

569
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:18,400
Speaker 3: Do not get it?

570
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:19,760
Speaker 1: Maybe? Is that what it is?

571
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:24,680
Speaker 16: I'm not really sure why there's attitude here because you're

572
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:27,360
Speaker 16: asking me about something that I don't remember.

573
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:28,800
Speaker 1: Don't even remember.

574
00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:29,679
Speaker 13: Huh.

575
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:32,399
Speaker 16: Maybe I was late or busy or something, but I

576
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,880
Speaker 16: didn't realize this was something.

577
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:37,720
Speaker 1: Bad writing that down, let me take a note here.

578
00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:44,880
Speaker 4: He was late, so doesn't care about anybody but himself.

579
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 16: Am I in trouble or something because I didn't return

580
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:51,480
Speaker 16: my shopping cart? That's kind of a little bit much,

581
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:52,040
Speaker 16: don't you think.

582
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:55,000
Speaker 4: Well, legally you can't go to jail for it, but

583
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:58,160
Speaker 4: I would love to see a scumbag like you serve

584
00:27:58,200 --> 00:27:59,600
Speaker 4: time for something so careless.

585
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:04,280
Speaker 14: WHOA I think maybe that's a little bit far.

586
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:08,399
Speaker 4: I mean, do you know do you have any idea

587
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,560
Speaker 4: what happens to carts that go unreturned?

588
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:11,280
Speaker 8: Do you?

589
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 16: I'm pretty sure you pay people to pick them up.

590
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:16,800
Speaker 1: And we do, But you know what, they don't want to.

591
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:19,000
Speaker 16: Do that, Okay, but that's their job.

592
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:20,120
Speaker 13: That's not my problem.

593
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:23,080
Speaker 6: Why why get you here?

594
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:25,560
Speaker 14: Why get you?

595
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:29,680
Speaker 13: Yes? What is happening right, Rory?

596
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:32,520
Speaker 4: I got the guy the one who ended your shopping

597
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:34,160
Speaker 4: cart career on the phone with us.

598
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 6: Is this is this the guy who broke lo.

599
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 1: Can you understand him? And that's when he tripped and

600
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:46,520
Speaker 1: fell in the parking lot.

601
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 16: I don't really understand what you're.

602
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:55,719
Speaker 4: Rory is stormally playing on his phone all day at

603
00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:57,800
Speaker 4: the store, but how to get your cart?

604
00:28:58,120 --> 00:28:59,640
Speaker 16: Okay, but that's that's their job.

605
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:01,959
Speaker 8: And then i'd trip my tooth.

606
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:06,000
Speaker 16: Are we done with this phone call? Because it sounds

607
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,080
Speaker 16: to me like some guy whose job it is to

608
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:10,320
Speaker 16: return carts just tripped and fell.

609
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 4: And the big problem is the fifteen thousand dollars worth

610
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:15,560
Speaker 4: of dental work Rory has to get done.

611
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:17,080
Speaker 8: What are you talking about?

612
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 6: You need to pay for my mouth.

613
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:21,200
Speaker 16: I'm not paying for that.

614
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,880
Speaker 1: Oh no you're not. We're just gonna take it right

615
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:24,960
Speaker 1: out of Rory's check.

616
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:28,240
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, that's not fair.

617
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:30,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's not gonna be able to afford rent for

618
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:32,400
Speaker 4: probably six months to a year.

619
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:35,240
Speaker 3: But oh my god, a big deal, right, colonel?

620
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:36,160
Speaker 8: Would you?

621
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:40,560
Speaker 1: What can Rory stop trying to move in with our customers? Okay?

622
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:44,200
Speaker 16: I feel bad for Rory, but you do?

623
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 1: You feel so bad?

624
00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:49,080
Speaker 16: Okay, enough with the sarcasm. I need to go. Okay,

625
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:49,840
Speaker 16: so do I.

626
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:52,560
Speaker 4: But we're down a cart person. So we contacted your

627
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:55,240
Speaker 4: boss and told him about the situation. What.

628
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:57,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, wait you did what Terry?

629
00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:59,120
Speaker 3: How you know him?

630
00:29:59,240 --> 00:29:59,880
Speaker 1: Your boss?

631
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:00,920
Speaker 13: Yeah?

632
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:02,800
Speaker 14: Wait, you talked to him.

633
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, he said that you could fill in as our

634
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 4: carboy for two weeks instead of taking your vacation.

635
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 6: Vacation.

636
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:11,480
Speaker 3: What isn't that fun?

637
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:15,640
Speaker 4: Just you a little reflective vest out in our parking lot.

638
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:17,040
Speaker 16: Oh my gosh.

639
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,720
Speaker 4: Maybe then you'll finally understand what it means to just

640
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,200
Speaker 4: leave a cart behind.

641
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,720
Speaker 1: Hope you have good dental insurance.

642
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:28,040
Speaker 14: Yeah, so Kerry told you that I have to work

643
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:29,640
Speaker 14: at Foods for two weeks.

644
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:32,400
Speaker 4: Yeah. It's either that or you can just agree to

645
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:34,000
Speaker 4: be prank phone called on the radio.

646
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:35,280
Speaker 8: What she sir?

647
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:37,720
Speaker 1: Oh, which one do you like better?

648
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 13: Are you?

649
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:40,480
Speaker 16: Are you serious right now? Are you serious?

650
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:40,920
Speaker 13: Right now?

651
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:46,120
Speaker 4: This is actually broke from the radio show Brook at

652
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:47,080
Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the morning.

653
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 1: We're doing a phone tap on you.

654
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:50,680
Speaker 16: Hell, are you serious?

655
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:51,640
Speaker 8: Yeah?

656
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:54,360
Speaker 4: Your boss said that he actually saw you at Whole

657
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:55,880
Speaker 4: Foods one day and.

658
00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:58,000
Speaker 1: Noticed that you did not return your cart.

659
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:02,240
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you're cool feeling in for Rory then, Yeah,

660
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:03,120
Speaker 4: that's what it sounds like.

661
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:08,560
Speaker 16: Yeah, I'll be right there, or Rory.

662
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:09,400
Speaker 6: I'm still here.

663
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:12,000
Speaker 1: Seriously, don't be that guy. Return your cart?

664
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:12,840
Speaker 11: Dude.

665
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:15,400
Speaker 6: Yeah, Rory says, return your car.

666
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:18,600
Speaker 16: I will for the rest of my life, I promise.

667
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:23,240
Speaker 4: The week up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings

668
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 4: on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

669
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 3: We've heard of a lot of creative ways to cut

670
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 3: a date short. Yeah, there's the classic emergency phone call

671
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:38,720
Speaker 3: from your best friend, ye purposely eating food you're allergic

672
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 3: to give yourself a reaction.

673
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:43,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, I remember that.

674
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:49,040
Speaker 3: Or Alexis's favorite, brutal honesty right to their face. What

675
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 3: she ever? Even just talking about honesty makes sure uncomfortable.

676
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Speaker 6: Yeah, she's like, I kind of want to leave. He's like, what,

677
00:31:58,280 --> 00:31:58,880
Speaker 6: She's like, I love you.

678
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Speaker 4: That's actually that was actually a replay.

679
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Speaker 3: But today one of our listeners was ditched mid date.

680
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 3: No more brazen way. And normally those people don't answer

681
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:12,560
Speaker 3: their phones when we call them, but with this one

682
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:18,280
Speaker 3: we get answers. Answers. I don't think anybody saw coming.

683
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:21,000
Speaker 3: You're gonna hear it in a brand new second Date

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Speaker 3: Update Next second Date Update Date. I'm not sure if

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00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:28,080
Speaker 3: you remember this, but a few months ago one of

686
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Speaker 3: our listeners named Michael did an awkward Tuesday phone call

687
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Speaker 3: because he had this female friend who was complaining to

688
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Speaker 3: him about how lonely she was all the time. Yeah,

689
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Speaker 3: so he wanted to convince his best friend to date

690
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:43,560
Speaker 3: her just to get miss sad Face out of his hands.

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Speaker 6: I do remember that.

692
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Speaker 1: I can't remember how it turned out, but I remember.

693
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Speaker 3: That doesn't really matter. I guess we did a good

694
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:51,600
Speaker 3: enough job helping him with that situation that Michael now

695
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:55,920
Speaker 3: trusts us completely, so much so that almost a year later,

696
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Speaker 3: he wants us to do a second date. Update far right, Michael,

697
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:03,840
Speaker 3: it's good to have you back on the show. Dude. Hey,

698
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:06,960
Speaker 3: it's great to be back. Thanks for Does it feel.

699
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Speaker 1: To lower your standards of advice this.

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Speaker 14: Love Well, I think you guys are going to help

701
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Speaker 14: me out.

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Speaker 3: Okay. It is our honor and privilege to be able

703
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:18,640
Speaker 3: to assist you with your love life today, Michael, So

704
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:19,680
Speaker 3: tell us what's going on.

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Speaker 14: I want you to know that before I started dating,

706
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:24,840
Speaker 14: even before I had you guys help me advice with

707
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 14: my friend, I was in a long relationship before them.

708
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:31,440
Speaker 14: It ended messy, So I was definitely taking a long

709
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Speaker 14: break from dating. But now I'm back out there.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, I'm still all right.

711
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Speaker 14: I mean, I'm finally got on the apps. But why

712
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,400
Speaker 14: I need your advice is somebody I met in real life,

713
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 14: not on the app.

714
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Speaker 1: Oh that's fun. How'd you do that?

715
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:45,240
Speaker 3: Well?

716
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Speaker 14: Her name is Megan, and I met her at the

717
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Speaker 14: grocery store.

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Speaker 6: That's like such a stereotype. People say the best place

719
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Speaker 6: to meet a jick? Did they really say?

720
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Speaker 1: I don't know why, but they say that the grocery store.

721
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Speaker 3: It's so romantic at the grocery store, especially when they

722
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:06,640
Speaker 3: have the thunder over by the produce section set in

723
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:13,040
Speaker 3: the in the rainstorm. Dude, how did you meet Meghan?

724
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Speaker 6: There?

725
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:16,280
Speaker 14: Just we caught each other's eyes, and then we kept

726
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:18,520
Speaker 14: finding each other in almost every eye.

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Speaker 1: Oh you need bread too? I needed bread. That's kind

728
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 1: of cute.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, to the point where like she jokingly had to

730
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,880
Speaker 14: ask me, are you following me? With a smile.

731
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Speaker 4: I'll tell you when women say that, it's like joking.

732
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:38,560
Speaker 3: But also one hand on the spray.

733
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Speaker 14: Yeah all right, you know, I asked her right back though,

734
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Speaker 14: are you following me? And then that started off like

735
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Speaker 14: a small conversation. We just talked about what was in

736
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Speaker 14: our cart, you.

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Speaker 1: Know, Oh, yeah, you're gonna make tacos tonight.

738
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Speaker 10: Huh.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys went deep on that first convo. My god.

740
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Speaker 14: Yeah, and that led to me asking for her number. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

741
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 14: I got her number. Wow.

742
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:07,680
Speaker 3: Well that lets make you feel really confident after like

743
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 3: you said, you went through that tough breakup for like

744
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:13,440
Speaker 3: a year ago, finally going out into the world and

745
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:15,440
Speaker 3: meeting somebody that you connect with instantly.

746
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Speaker 1: What have people been complaining about? This is so easy.

747
00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:23,200
Speaker 3: It didn't lead to an actual date, it did.

748
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:26,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, and there was no ghosting involved.

749
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:30,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, look how jaded we all are in this room,

750
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,960
Speaker 3: Like you really met again? Oh my gosh.

751
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:35,600
Speaker 16: Well you're jumping ahead.

752
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Speaker 14: There was some ghosting, so okay, yeah, I mean we

753
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:43,479
Speaker 14: we did meet up. I suggested we go out for dinner,

754
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Speaker 14: like at a restaurant, just to get to know her more.

755
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:48,880
Speaker 14: But she countered with, just like, I don't feel like

756
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Speaker 14: going out. Can we just watch a movie? And I

757
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:55,480
Speaker 14: said sure, And she suggested my place.

758
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Speaker 11: Is it?

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Speaker 4: Or I mean like you because I feel like it's

760
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Speaker 4: a good sign for just like a one night hangout situation.

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Speaker 1: It's not a good sign if you're I just meant

762
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Speaker 1: it's a.

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Speaker 7: Good sign that she's comfortable enough to come to you.

764
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Speaker 3: She stole Brooks line. I think it's a very so

765
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Speaker 3: how did it go?

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Speaker 14: I felt very comfortable and relaxed. We just all we

767
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Speaker 14: ended up doing was just watching a movie, had a

768
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Speaker 14: couple of drinks.

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Speaker 6: Oh, that's the way you guys, didn't fool around.

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Speaker 14: That's no, didn't lead to any of that.

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Speaker 1: That's okay, it's the first hangout.

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00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:29,319
Speaker 3: Okay, this is a good books hang out.

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Speaker 1: You're not wrong, jeff So.

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Speaker 14: Then I thought the night would go a little longer,

775
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:35,520
Speaker 14: but she said she had to go and get something

776
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 14: from her car real quick. She's like, I gotta run

777
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:40,040
Speaker 14: in my car real quick. I didn't even think of it.

778
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Speaker 14: I was having a good time, and that's when she

779
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:44,399
Speaker 14: just never came back.

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Speaker 6: Dramatic way to lead.

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Speaker 11: Whoa.

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Speaker 4: I feel like that's something Alexis would do, Like she

783
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Speaker 4: just doesn't know how.

784
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Speaker 3: I really would literally dip out, like, oh.

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Speaker 9: Wait, I looked at it a home when you're leaving someone

786
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Speaker 9: at a second bar, like a restaurant to a bar

787
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Speaker 9: like see you there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a little concerning, though. Did you reach out

789
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:04,279
Speaker 3: to her afterwards?

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Speaker 13: Yeah?

791
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Speaker 8: I was concerned.

792
00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:07,600
Speaker 14: I'm like, I hope no one snatched her up or

793
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:12,440
Speaker 14: something like he did. I called, I even called the number,

794
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:15,319
Speaker 14: I mean, no reply for quite a bit, and then

795
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:18,640
Speaker 14: she finally got back to me, and all she just

796
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:22,160
Speaker 14: sent a text over and it just said, hey, sorry,

797
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:24,280
Speaker 14: it's not going to work out between us.

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Speaker 3: That was it.

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Speaker 8: We're so jaded.

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Speaker 6: You're reight because I think that's polite. I'm like, that's nice,

801
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:35,320
Speaker 6: but she into his face.

802
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:39,160
Speaker 3: But it's weird that there's no explanation for why exactly

803
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 3: after she invited herself to hang out at your apartment.

804
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:44,839
Speaker 4: But I don't feel like your own explanation after only

805
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:46,160
Speaker 4: one hangout, Jeff.

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Speaker 6: Like, that's that's a good point too.

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Speaker 1: It's not like that's the same like they but we

808
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:53,560
Speaker 1: wanted do you want? Do you want to see her again?

809
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:57,120
Speaker 14: I just want to know what was the turn off

810
00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:58,360
Speaker 14: because I'm confused.

811
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Speaker 13: Was it my apartment?

812
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:00,799
Speaker 14: Was it something I did?

813
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:01,319
Speaker 16: I don't know.

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00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:03,840
Speaker 1: I like that you're blaming yourself. That's a good start.

815
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:06,839
Speaker 14: Okay, this might to me being embarrassed.

816
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:07,640
Speaker 12: Who cares.

817
00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:09,560
Speaker 14: Let's find out what I did so I can you

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Speaker 14: know you're if.

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00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 3: There's something wrong that you're doing, it's good to know

820
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:15,279
Speaker 3: it up ahead of time, So let's come back. We're

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Speaker 3: gonna call Meghan for you. Michael. Oh, so weird Brooks

822
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Speaker 3: husband and Brook's best friend's name. Don't think about that

823
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Speaker 3: when we do.

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00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:25,399
Speaker 6: Our next fall year and you took her line.

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Speaker 3: Second date update right after this hold on second date update.

826
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Speaker 3: It was the comeback after the romantic setback followed by

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Speaker 3: a slight drawback. Okay, because our listener Michael finally got

828
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:46,480
Speaker 3: back into the dating game after going through a tough

829
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Speaker 3: breakup about a year ago. Didn't find his match online though,

830
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Speaker 3: found her in the grocery store holding two big candilopes.

831
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Speaker 3: At least that's Jose's dream of how they met. But

832
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:03,560
Speaker 3: her name was Megan, and eventually they arranged a little

833
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:06,319
Speaker 3: Netflix and chill night back at Michael's apartment, which went

834
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Speaker 3: really well and.

835
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Speaker 1: Was her idea that was very important.

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Speaker 3: Things kind of fell apart though, when she said she

837
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:16,080
Speaker 3: had to grab something from her car and never returned.

838
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Speaker 4: Yes, I'm wondering if she was hoping for something more

839
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:20,880
Speaker 4: that never was materializing.

840
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:23,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, watched the whole movie.

841
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was was the had to grab something from

842
00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:33,080
Speaker 3: the car thing a lie? Alexis says, yes, from experience,

843
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:34,399
Speaker 3: but we don't know that.

844
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 1: Yes, we do.

845
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:39,200
Speaker 3: We don't know anything for sure. We do know it's

846
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:40,760
Speaker 3: not a good sign.

847
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:42,439
Speaker 6: A confused on.

848
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:42,920
Speaker 3: What a lie is.

849
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:45,200
Speaker 1: She didn't want to be there.

850
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:51,480
Speaker 4: Okay, she lied, yes.

851
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 3: But again we don't know. We just know it's not

852
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:54,440
Speaker 3: a good sign. Also not a good sign. Megan texted

853
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:56,440
Speaker 3: him days later, confirming it's not gonna work.

854
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:59,680
Speaker 1: That's what I know after all those things, Jeff, I think.

855
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:02,000
Speaker 3: It's very we needed to be impartial people in the

856
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:05,760
Speaker 3: middle here, Isn't that right, Michael? You want an impartial audience.

857
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Speaker 14: And like I am, very hopeful though I'm gonna get

858
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:11,040
Speaker 14: something positive out of that. It will be an easy

859
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 14: correction to make.

860
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Speaker 1: I think your positivity is really sweet.

861
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:15,320
Speaker 13: Thanks.

862
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:16,680
Speaker 3: Do you hear the condescension?

863
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 14: Yeah, I'm not hopeful to get another date out of this.

864
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:22,960
Speaker 14: It's not like trying to get her back with me.

865
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:24,560
Speaker 14: I just wanted to become better at.

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Speaker 1: Dating, Okay, And that's sweet.

867
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:31,960
Speaker 3: It is sweet that you think you can get better. Okay. Well,

868
00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:34,160
Speaker 3: we're all going to try our best for you here, Michael.

869
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:36,520
Speaker 3: Let's call Megan for you and see if she answers

870
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Speaker 3: and what she has to say. Here we go Hello, Hi,

871
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:50,480
Speaker 3: we're looking to talk with Meghan speaking.

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00:40:51,200 --> 00:41:00,479
Speaker 15: Oh oh, Megan, Hey, Hello, you're awfully chipper a group

873
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:00,960
Speaker 15: phone call.

874
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:03,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I don't know if you realize you're on

875
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:05,680
Speaker 3: the radio right now with a show called Brook and

876
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:06,520
Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning.

877
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:08,360
Speaker 12: Are you serious?

878
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:10,720
Speaker 1: Yes, show Meghan?

879
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:15,400
Speaker 12: Hi, guys, I guess okay.

880
00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:17,880
Speaker 3: I don't know how to deal with this positivity on

881
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:19,399
Speaker 3: the other end. We don't normally get this.

882
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:22,440
Speaker 1: We got two positive people that we've talked to.

883
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:26,319
Speaker 3: That's true. You don't know this, Megan. But earlier the

884
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:28,319
Speaker 3: other positive person we spoke to was a guy named

885
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:29,839
Speaker 3: Michael that you went on a date with.

886
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:32,880
Speaker 12: Are you serious?

887
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:33,520
Speaker 15: Yes?

888
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:35,799
Speaker 6: We love his energy too.

889
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:41,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, you sound excited, but.

890
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:46,400
Speaker 12: Well, I don't know what Okay, wait, you said Michael,

891
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:48,200
Speaker 12: like Michael called you.

892
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:48,799
Speaker 4: Yeah.

893
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:52,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, because we're doing something called a second date update,

894
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:55,600
Speaker 3: we're trying to help him figure out if when you

895
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:58,000
Speaker 3: two hung out and did Netflix over at his apartment,

896
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:02,680
Speaker 3: if something went wrong during that night, because well.

897
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:04,520
Speaker 1: He knows something went wrong because you left and didn't

898
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:04,959
Speaker 1: come back.

899
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:07,719
Speaker 3: Well, we don't know what the problem was, if it

900
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:10,280
Speaker 3: was on your end, if it was something he did.

901
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:14,280
Speaker 12: Oh my gosh, I cannot believe this is happening.

902
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:17,760
Speaker 3: A limited times, so we need to have you believed sooner.

903
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:20,760
Speaker 3: Start to believe you on the radio.

904
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:23,440
Speaker 1: Now, are you excited to hear Michael's name again?

905
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:32,400
Speaker 12: I don't know if I excited? Okay, Okay, embarrassed, embarrassing

906
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:34,680
Speaker 12: for you? Absolutely?

907
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:39,080
Speaker 1: Why I thought what happened?

908
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:42,600
Speaker 12: Okay? I don't even know where to begin at. I

909
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:45,600
Speaker 12: really don't even know if I tell you.

910
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:47,480
Speaker 1: No, we love humiliating stories.

911
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:51,440
Speaker 4: We are walking embarrassments to everyone that we know, like

912
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:52,840
Speaker 4: you were in the right company.

913
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:55,600
Speaker 3: We're really just trying to help out Michael because he's

914
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:59,359
Speaker 3: really concerned feeling like he did something wrong on the date.

915
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 12: So let me just say, I've never done anything like

916
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:03,600
Speaker 12: this before.

917
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:06,800
Speaker 3: What do you mean? Alexa says that on the first.

918
00:43:06,719 --> 00:43:15,520
Speaker 12: Date too, But guys, I'm a good person, I promise.

919
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:20,400
Speaker 1: What are you talking about with anything?

920
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:26,640
Speaker 12: Okay? So I kind of didn't bump into Michael at

921
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:29,759
Speaker 12: the grocery store, like not by accident.

922
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:30,960
Speaker 1: What do you mean?

923
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:31,400
Speaker 11: What?

924
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:33,719
Speaker 12: I don't know if he told you, like we met

925
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:34,759
Speaker 12: in a grocery store or not.

926
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:38,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, he said, you guys like randomly kept bumping into

927
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:40,800
Speaker 3: each other kind of multiple times in the store.

928
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:47,320
Speaker 12: Yeah, well, I'm kind of like, I know his ex girlfriend. Yeah,

929
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:49,799
Speaker 12: like we're in a book club together, so you know,

930
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,359
Speaker 12: we're girl pals. We chill, we talk, you know.

931
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 4: And wait, so you saw him in the grocery store

932
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:57,600
Speaker 4: by chance or you went there because you knew he

933
00:43:57,680 --> 00:43:58,359
Speaker 4: was going to be there.

934
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:03,520
Speaker 12: Yeah, I kind of followed them there because oh why.

935
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:07,040
Speaker 12: He basically was like banking one day, and she was like,

936
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:10,000
Speaker 12: my ex boyfriend won't give me back my guitar, so

937
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:16,560
Speaker 12: my god leads to the next and yeah, so we

938
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:20,640
Speaker 12: kind of set up to, you know, run into Michael.

939
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:24,319
Speaker 4: The whole thing was a setup so you could go

940
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:26,160
Speaker 4: in and steal her guitar back.

941
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 9: Do you leave with the guitar?

942
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:33,400
Speaker 12: I didn't steal anything. That's her Oh.

943
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:36,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what she says. Is this one really happens

944
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:38,360
Speaker 3: at book club? You don't read any books.

945
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:41,680
Speaker 4: Yes, you do the book for like fifteen to twenty minutes,

946
00:44:41,719 --> 00:44:42,640
Speaker 4: you discuss.

947
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:45,480
Speaker 3: It, and then you revenge against you for the rest

948
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:46,000
Speaker 3: of the time.

949
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:48,319
Speaker 1: I mean, if it needs to happen, it needs to happen.

950
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:51,120
Speaker 4: I mean she's not getting revenge, she's just trying to

951
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:52,040
Speaker 4: get her guitar back.

952
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:52,840
Speaker 1: That's different.

953
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:56,360
Speaker 4: I have had reconnaissance missions like this myself.

954
00:44:58,080 --> 00:45:00,120
Speaker 3: I know that's like another twenty minute long story. We

955
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:02,960
Speaker 3: don't need to get into the important thing that we

956
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 3: need to get to here. Megan is letting you know

957
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:07,399
Speaker 3: that Michael is actually on the other line right now

958
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:09,440
Speaker 3: listening to this conversation.

959
00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:13,400
Speaker 12: Way, it's fine.

960
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:15,040
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not like you're ever going to see

961
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:15,439
Speaker 1: him again.

962
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:18,640
Speaker 3: Well, it kind of ruins your plan.

963
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:20,240
Speaker 1: What do you mean, didn't you already get the guitar?

964
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:21,839
Speaker 3: Michael? Are you hearing this?

965
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:22,720
Speaker 13: Yeah?

966
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:26,000
Speaker 14: I do not know what to say right now.

967
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 12: It's mindful. Oh my god, I'm so sorry. I really am.

968
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:38,200
Speaker 14: That's unbelievable. Tell me is the guitar from my house gone?

969
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 8: Yeah?

970
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:42,279
Speaker 12: I slipped it outside the door when I went to

971
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:42,960
Speaker 12: the bathroom.

972
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:46,520
Speaker 3: That's so, I mean, devious coming.

973
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:49,720
Speaker 1: But Jeffery is like, does it You're stunned.

974
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:52,799
Speaker 3: I'm I'm shocked. I didn't see this coming because I mean,

975
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:55,360
Speaker 3: what is the history of the guitar? Whose guitar is it?

976
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:56,480
Speaker 3: It's what exes?

977
00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:57,200
Speaker 8: Yeah, like.

978
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:00,160
Speaker 3: On to it.

979
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:01,840
Speaker 14: It was a gift. I just held on to.

980
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:02,359
Speaker 1: You know.

981
00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:04,480
Speaker 14: It was a messy end I don't want to get

982
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:05,839
Speaker 14: into it at all, but I'm.

983
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:09,680
Speaker 1: Trying to get better. It's a messy breakup. This makes

984
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:11,160
Speaker 1: it a message.

985
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:14,600
Speaker 4: You're helping, like you were the issue.

986
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:16,719
Speaker 3: Some woman hold like onto the sweaters from their ex

987
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:20,080
Speaker 3: boyfriends and try he holds onto his ex girlfriend's guitar

988
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:21,680
Speaker 3: and cries and do it, which.

989
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 1: Is expensive, dirty old sweatshirt.

990
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:27,719
Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm sorry, man. She just said like, basically, you

991
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:31,400
Speaker 12: kept making excuses, so I wanted to help her out.

992
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:34,759
Speaker 14: I just do want to see her kind of thing.

993
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:37,640
Speaker 14: It wasn't really about keeping it out of spider or anything.

994
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:42,239
Speaker 12: I will say, like, you are a really nice guy, like,

995
00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:45,319
Speaker 12: you were really fitable, you were really cordial, You didn't

996
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:47,040
Speaker 12: try anything crazy, and you're not.

997
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:50,600
Speaker 3: Even mad hearing about this like elaborate plan to get

998
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:52,480
Speaker 3: the guitar back out from under your nose.

999
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:55,600
Speaker 14: It's more amazing that you pulled it off than why

1000
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:56,719
Speaker 14: would I be angry about that.

1001
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 1: I'm amazing you didn't notice missing.

1002
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:04,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, well he doesn't. He doesn't play girlfriend's thing. But

1003
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:07,960
Speaker 3: is there still like, was there ever a romantic connection

1004
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:09,880
Speaker 3: between YouTube Meghan and Michael.

1005
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:11,279
Speaker 1: You're gonna make that happen.

1006
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:12,399
Speaker 3: Isn't that the goal of this call.

1007
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,680
Speaker 12: Michael, I'm actually engaged, So.

1008
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:22,080
Speaker 6: Because you're engaged about.

1009
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:29,719
Speaker 12: Yeah, he knows all about it, and he thinks it's hilarious.

1010
00:47:29,719 --> 00:47:32,279
Speaker 6: Oh my god, he's Internet. It's kind of funny.

1011
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:33,600
Speaker 14: I'm happy I didn't make a move.

1012
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 3: So yeah, okay, Well, clearly there's no connection between the

1013
00:47:37,239 --> 00:47:40,160
Speaker 3: two of you. But Megan, Michael did want to get

1014
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:43,680
Speaker 3: some dating advice out of this segment. Do you have

1015
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:45,600
Speaker 3: any that you want to share with him to maybe

1016
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:46,760
Speaker 3: help him out going forward?

1017
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:50,000
Speaker 12: Yeah, Michael, you definitely got to be more aware of

1018
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:52,440
Speaker 12: your surroundings and don't bring people to your house.

1019
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:56,600
Speaker 3: Okay, that's you.

1020
00:47:56,719 --> 00:47:59,080
Speaker 9: Notice one stopped you to a grocery store.

1021
00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:04,400
Speaker 3: Just assume everybody wants to steal something from you. O.

1022
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,520
Speaker 1: Man, Wow, that is a hard reality.

1023
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:10,600
Speaker 3: First date, Michael back in the dating world after a

1024
00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:14,799
Speaker 3: year got wrong? This is set up to get your

1025
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:16,160
Speaker 3: guitar out of your apartment.

1026
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:18,799
Speaker 14: Learned here?

1027
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:23,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's rooking Jeffrey in the morning. Man, At this point,

1028
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:26,960
Speaker 3: if you're him, do you trust anybody in the dating

1029
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,000
Speaker 3: worlds going forward? At this point? Are you just go

1030
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:31,400
Speaker 3: straight to online dating with criminals in prison?

1031
00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:32,000
Speaker 6: Oh?

1032
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:32,320
Speaker 11: Man?

1033
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:34,640
Speaker 1: I mean is there trust left in the dating world.

1034
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:36,120
Speaker 6: Wow, thin current.

1035
00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:37,880
Speaker 4: I mean I think that he you know, he was

1036
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 4: the one last shred of hope that we had and

1037
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:41,080
Speaker 4: that's gone.

1038
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:44,200
Speaker 3: That happened to me and I met somebody and found

1039
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:46,920
Speaker 3: out it was all just a scam to steal from

1040
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:51,239
Speaker 3: my apartment. That's where I'd be headed. Fellonflings dot com.

1041
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:53,879
Speaker 3: I'm logging on and taking the easy way out.

1042
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:56,080
Speaker 6: You're gonna steal from me anyway, might as well.

1043
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:56,960
Speaker 3: Just tell you.

1044
00:48:57,239 --> 00:49:00,160
Speaker 1: I want to just know ended that feeling like it

1045
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:04,520
Speaker 1: was all his fault. He should have returned her stuff.

1046
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:05,920
Speaker 1: Yeah that was a lesson.

1047
00:49:06,239 --> 00:49:09,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, that for sure was a problem. But it's also

1048
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,560
Speaker 3: not great to like create a whole ruse about a

1049
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:14,960
Speaker 3: romantic date and lead a guy on just to steal

1050
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:15,359
Speaker 3: from him.

1051
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:17,239
Speaker 1: Well, if he's not giving a guitar back, I say,

1052
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:19,239
Speaker 1: do what you gotta do. That's what I say.

1053
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:20,719
Speaker 3: Justified according to.

1054
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:23,520
Speaker 6: Something for themselves out of there.

1055
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:26,160
Speaker 3: That's why Jose The good news is he didn't seem

1056
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:28,799
Speaker 3: devastated by it. He was actually impressed that they were

1057
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:30,719
Speaker 3: able to pull it off. So he laughed.

1058
00:49:30,719 --> 00:49:32,280
Speaker 6: He was like, well, I mean I don't even play guitar.

1059
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:36,719
Speaker 1: It's like, why wasn't he giving it back?

1060
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:40,640
Speaker 3: Something good came of it in the very end, and

1061
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:43,440
Speaker 3: hopefully we can bring some positivity to your dating, like

1062
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:46,600
Speaker 3: email us. We'll call that person who's not calling you back.

1063
00:49:46,719 --> 00:49:48,680
Speaker 3: Go check out all of our second date updates wherever

1064
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:50,880
Speaker 3: you get yours at Brook and Jeffrey.

1065
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:53,160
Speaker 11: Brooking, Jeffrey in the Morning.

1066
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:57,880
Speaker 3: I'm curious in this room, what's the biggest speeding ticket

1067
00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:01,399
Speaker 3: that you've ever gotten? I mean, fastest you were caught

1068
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:05,520
Speaker 3: going it's broken, Jeffrey in the morning. Do you remember.

1069
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:08,680
Speaker 1: Was probably twenty two?

1070
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:09,200
Speaker 13: Yeah?

1071
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:11,439
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, there's a guy in Georgia who I think

1072
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:14,560
Speaker 3: has all of us beat because he was arrested, although

1073
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:17,120
Speaker 3: we don't know his name, but we do have other

1074
00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:21,400
Speaker 3: details from this incident. He was he was driving a

1075
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:26,280
Speaker 3: twenty twenty three Cadillac CT five V traveling one hundred

1076
00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:29,760
Speaker 3: and forty three miles per hour in a sixty five

1077
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:31,520
Speaker 3: mile per hour zone.

1078
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:33,760
Speaker 6: What are you a rocket going into space?

1079
00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:38,200
Speaker 3: And here's the thing, some people are saying he wanted

1080
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:41,680
Speaker 3: to get caught because in Georgia they have a law

1081
00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:44,200
Speaker 3: where if you're ticketed going seventy five miles per hour,

1082
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:47,000
Speaker 3: or faster on a two lane road, you become a

1083
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:51,200
Speaker 3: quote super speeder, which goes on your permanent driving record,

1084
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:53,840
Speaker 3: and some guys online look at that as a source

1085
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:58,480
Speaker 3: of pride, all like you're a on a super speed

1086
00:50:58,520 --> 00:50:59,319
Speaker 3: or what do you think of that?

1087
00:50:59,360 --> 00:50:59,640
Speaker 11: Brew?

1088
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:04,759
Speaker 1: Do you know how much your insurance would cost due?

1089
00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:06,839
Speaker 7: You probably go to jail because of you know, going

1090
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:08,280
Speaker 7: so fast, you're reckless driving.

1091
00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:11,480
Speaker 3: Some people are actively trying to get that ticket as

1092
00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:14,520
Speaker 3: a flex so they can show off how fast they

1093
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:15,040
Speaker 3: can drive.

1094
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:16,680
Speaker 6: What is he going to do with my accident?

1095
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:18,680
Speaker 4: I mean, as soon as Alexis sees that in someone's

1096
00:51:18,719 --> 00:51:19,920
Speaker 4: dating profile.

1097
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:23,640
Speaker 7: I'm a regular speed.

1098
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:26,920
Speaker 3: My advice is slow down, buckle up, and enjoy a

1099
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:30,720
Speaker 3: bumper to bumper edition of Laser Stories as I speed

1100
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:33,920
Speaker 3: through as many grammar mistakes as possible. Let's coming out.

1101
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:41,920
Speaker 3: It's the radio segment that teamed up with Jim Henson's

1102
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:45,879
Speaker 3: Studios to host a charity kissing booth called make Out

1103
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:51,040
Speaker 3: with a Muppet. Finally, you can fulfill your fantasy of

1104
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:57,040
Speaker 3: locking lips with Gonzo and Fozzy take all My money

1105
00:51:57,080 --> 00:52:02,160
Speaker 3: with Laser Stories. The second Larry Weird we read weird

1106
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:04,319
Speaker 3: news stories around the globe just like everyone else does,

1107
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:07,360
Speaker 3: except we've got a laser. Those other Kermit canudlers just

1108
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:11,600
Speaker 3: this first laser story is out of North Little Rock, Arkansas.

1109
00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:14,920
Speaker 3: Twenty six year old Tavia wood Fork went to the

1110
00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:17,399
Speaker 3: Golden Corral restaurant with her family the other day.

1111
00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:19,920
Speaker 1: Good for you, smart choices.

1112
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:22,840
Speaker 3: And to no one's surprise, about twenty minutes in, she

1113
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:26,240
Speaker 3: went to the restroom after complaining of stomach pants. Everybody

1114
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:29,279
Speaker 3: gets taping. Oh boy, twenty minutes though, pretty much a

1115
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:32,600
Speaker 3: record for that story media. What Tavia didn't know was

1116
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:35,719
Speaker 3: that it wasn't the food causing the pain. She was

1117
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:36,880
Speaker 3: in active labor.

1118
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:41,279
Speaker 4: Waitmare, is this one of those where she didn't know

1119
00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:42,040
Speaker 4: she was pregnant.

1120
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:45,320
Speaker 3: I had no idea she was thirty saving pregnant.

1121
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:49,279
Speaker 1: I thought that this stuff was made up.

1122
00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:52,200
Speaker 4: And then I had a neighbor whose friend didn't know

1123
00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:54,840
Speaker 4: Yah pregnant, and she was a skinny lady and she

1124
00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:55,840
Speaker 4: gave birth.

1125
00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:57,879
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I.

1126
00:52:57,840 --> 00:52:59,200
Speaker 6: Could be pregnant right now.

1127
00:52:59,200 --> 00:52:59,600
Speaker 4: Jeah.

1128
00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:03,320
Speaker 3: Jack, Okay, it really happens.

1129
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:05,479
Speaker 6: We all need to get tested after this. Keep going.

1130
00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:08,640
Speaker 3: Once the family realized what was going on, they alerted

1131
00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:09,920
Speaker 3: the restaurant staff and.

1132
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:13,000
Speaker 4: They had an immediate gender reveal party.

1133
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:15,520
Speaker 3: They all pitched in and a few minutes later, a

1134
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:21,080
Speaker 3: baby was born right there in the Golden Corral bathroom stall.

1135
00:53:22,239 --> 00:53:23,680
Speaker 6: You got a name Golden like.

1136
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:30,840
Speaker 3: The restaurant immediately posted the birth on its social media

1137
00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:34,280
Speaker 3: because that's a great way to entice other patrons to come.

1138
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:39,040
Speaker 4: Into your buffetes washed their hands before they were back.

1139
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:41,720
Speaker 6: Also, we just refilled the chicken just already.

1140
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,920
Speaker 3: And side note, baby was healthy, weighing six pounds one

1141
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:49,680
Speaker 3: ounce with the full name tamar Kylon corral Wood for.

1142
00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:54,240
Speaker 1: They let that woman hit that ice cream machine before

1143
00:53:54,239 --> 00:53:55,839
Speaker 1: she So.

1144
00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:59,839
Speaker 3: Since the family generously put corral in the baby's name,

1145
00:54:00,239 --> 00:54:03,880
Speaker 3: will he get free ribs for the rest of his life?

1146
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:07,720
Speaker 3: Right now, the company's pondering all the options, including putting

1147
00:54:07,719 --> 00:54:09,880
Speaker 3: a plaque on the bathroom stall in his honor.

1148
00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:12,120
Speaker 12: Struggling.

1149
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:16,840
Speaker 3: This Rex Razer story is out of Hammond to Louisiana.

1150
00:54:17,239 --> 00:54:20,040
Speaker 3: Need a summer camp for your kids that hate the outdoors,

1151
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:23,759
Speaker 3: No problem, because there's one that's making news right now

1152
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:28,280
Speaker 3: that doesn't have canoes or campfires or any singing involved.

1153
00:54:28,719 --> 00:54:29,160
Speaker 1: It sounds like.

1154
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:32,440
Speaker 3: Instead your kids will get a chance to learn all

1155
00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:36,280
Speaker 3: the various tasks that fast food workers do at Chick

1156
00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:43,759
Speaker 3: fil A camp. Well, technically it's not a camp per se,

1157
00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:47,080
Speaker 3: it's in a restaurant and for kids between the ages

1158
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:50,080
Speaker 3: of five and twelve years old, they'll learn so much.

1159
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:54,719
Speaker 3: Activities include dining room hosting and how to take an order.

1160
00:54:55,239 --> 00:54:58,240
Speaker 3: They can't stay over the counter yet jack Bam stools.

1161
00:54:58,280 --> 00:55:02,680
Speaker 3: There also how to bag up in order and make

1162
00:55:02,719 --> 00:55:07,480
Speaker 3: your own ice dream cone creamy. It only costs kids

1163
00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:09,200
Speaker 3: thirty five dollars to attend.

1164
00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:11,120
Speaker 4: They have to pay to go to Chick fil A

1165
00:55:11,239 --> 00:55:12,520
Speaker 4: and work.

1166
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:15,279
Speaker 3: And if you're wondering, yes, they will be doing the

1167
00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:17,000
Speaker 3: work of actual employees.

1168
00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:18,600
Speaker 9: Yes, and those kids better learn to put an extra

1169
00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:19,839
Speaker 9: Chick fil A sauce guy.

1170
00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:23,399
Speaker 3: As you can imagine, the announcement wasn't met with quite

1171
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:25,520
Speaker 3: as much excitement as Chick fil A had hoped.

1172
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:28,239
Speaker 4: I mean, or you just look at your kid and

1173
00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:30,880
Speaker 4: you're like, well, this could be a career for you.

1174
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,759
Speaker 3: This is the best you're gonna do. Kid. They had

1175
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:37,240
Speaker 3: over one thousand angry comments come in, and some people

1176
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:41,720
Speaker 3: even tag the US Department of Labor over.

1177
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:42,960
Speaker 11: Come on.

1178
00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:46,480
Speaker 3: However, there was a couple of supporters. One person said

1179
00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:48,680
Speaker 3: kudos to you, Chick fil A. It's nice to see

1180
00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:51,240
Speaker 3: a company offer to teach young kids about work ethic

1181
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:53,759
Speaker 3: and responsibility.

1182
00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:55,799
Speaker 1: That little Johnny get back on the deep.

1183
00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:58,680
Speaker 3: Fryar if you're interested. Chick fil A Camp takes place

1184
00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:04,040
Speaker 3: July twenty second through the twenty fourth Midsummer meet Brook

1185
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:05,239
Speaker 3: and her children there.

1186
00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:09,040
Speaker 4: Oh no, I won't be there campus for drop off

1187
00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:11,479
Speaker 4: and go. Why do you think get paid the thirty

1188
00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:12,120
Speaker 4: five dollars?

1189
00:56:12,239 --> 00:56:14,399
Speaker 3: This next laser story is out of wiener town?

1190
00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:16,520
Speaker 6: Yay, I know the ladies.

1191
00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:20,120
Speaker 3: I feel like this conversation happens every week, but Alexis

1192
00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:25,720
Speaker 3: always reminds me, Jeff, size does matter all the time,

1193
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:31,279
Speaker 3: even though we don't see eye to eye on that point.

1194
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:34,920
Speaker 3: You know who agrees with her a popular online sports

1195
00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:36,520
Speaker 3: book because they were the ones who set out to

1196
00:56:36,520 --> 00:56:40,160
Speaker 3: find the biggest wiener in Major League Baseball.

1197
00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:42,280
Speaker 1: Actual hot dogs.

1198
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:43,440
Speaker 6: That's so funny.

1199
00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:46,600
Speaker 3: The search led them to Texas, where the boomstick hot

1200
00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:49,960
Speaker 3: dog the Rangers are serving to fans clocks in and

1201
00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:52,480
Speaker 3: a whopping twenty four inches long.

1202
00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:57,239
Speaker 6: Woo thought that Arizona one was gonna do that.

1203
00:56:57,880 --> 00:57:01,000
Speaker 3: It's almost the length of a Major League baseball gap

1204
00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:03,480
Speaker 3: that they actually put it next to one in the photo.

1205
00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:05,960
Speaker 1: It's wirer than the seat that you sit in.

1206
00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:09,240
Speaker 4: But I will say the jalapenos and the fake nacho

1207
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:10,640
Speaker 4: cheese sauce on the top.

1208
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:11,480
Speaker 6: Of it looks so good.

1209
00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:13,919
Speaker 3: You can see a picture of it at the Brook

1210
00:57:13,920 --> 00:57:16,520
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey insta stories and the total cost for one

1211
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:19,000
Speaker 3: is thirty two dollars and ninety six ces.

1212
00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:22,920
Speaker 6: It your family though, and I'm not exaggerating for a

1213
00:57:22,960 --> 00:57:23,400
Speaker 6: whole week.

1214
00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:24,680
Speaker 1: Yes, it's a weapon.

1215
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:29,640
Speaker 3: That's the Baltimore Orioles were runners up with the Yard

1216
00:57:29,720 --> 00:57:33,360
Speaker 3: Dog going for twelve inches at twenty three bucks, and

1217
00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:36,400
Speaker 3: dead last. There were a bunch of teams tied with

1218
00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:41,120
Speaker 3: six inches, including the Minnesota Twins Big Dog. But that's

1219
00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:43,160
Speaker 3: kind of understandab because it's a lot colder up there.

1220
00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:43,480
Speaker 14: Yeah.

1221
00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:47,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, go figures your.

1222
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:51,160
Speaker 3: Next laser story out of keeping up with the Joneses.

1223
00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:53,800
Speaker 3: If you're spending half your income on a least Mercedes,

1224
00:57:54,040 --> 00:57:57,400
Speaker 3: good news. It does probably make other people think that

1225
00:57:57,520 --> 00:58:01,560
Speaker 3: you're better than them. Oh that's the whole point pretty much.

1226
00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:03,800
Speaker 3: Why else would you buy a nice call? New study

1227
00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:06,560
Speaker 3: looked at how we perceive people based just on the

1228
00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:08,720
Speaker 3: type of car that they drive, And it found a

1229
00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:11,920
Speaker 3: luxury automobile really can give you a leg up. Not

1230
00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:15,080
Speaker 3: only does it give you the illusion of social hierarchy,

1231
00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:18,840
Speaker 3: but it also makes you more attractive to potential mates.

1232
00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:23,240
Speaker 6: I disagree, but okay, I never.

1233
00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:25,720
Speaker 4: Had a conversation about a guy's car with somebody.

1234
00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:27,880
Speaker 1: No, I mean, is your girlfriends ever?

1235
00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:29,480
Speaker 6: I just don't know a lot of cars.

1236
00:58:29,720 --> 00:58:29,919
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1237
00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:33,960
Speaker 3: Half the people that you've dated in your past lived

1238
00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:36,160
Speaker 3: in their cars, though, so it's not really much of

1239
00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:36,600
Speaker 3: a brag.

1240
00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:40,600
Speaker 1: What's only one? The other one lived in his brother's

1241
00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:42,160
Speaker 1: basement and took the bus to my house.

1242
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:44,120
Speaker 3: Oh the bus is I'm sure it was a very

1243
00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:44,720
Speaker 3: nice bus.

1244
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:47,360
Speaker 4: Hey, those are expensive, I mean you want to talk about.

1245
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:51,480
Speaker 3: They found that this is true whether you're a man

1246
00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:55,000
Speaker 3: or a woman. Plus, the study also noted that driving

1247
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:58,600
Speaker 3: a pricey car makes you think that you're more attractive

1248
00:58:58,600 --> 00:59:00,920
Speaker 3: and socially superior, if that makes sense.

1249
00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:04,000
Speaker 4: Even if what about just having a Ferrari jacket without

1250
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:04,760
Speaker 4: the actual car.

1251
00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:08,400
Speaker 6: Oh I saw a guy wearing a Ferrari hat the

1252
00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:08,840
Speaker 6: other day.

1253
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:11,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, that actually knocks you down if you get em

1254
00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:14,360
Speaker 3: social hierarchy. If you think about it, there's certain individuals

1255
00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:17,360
Speaker 3: who don't need fancy cars. They just rely on their

1256
00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:22,240
Speaker 3: raw animal magnetism. Wow, that's the sound of a turtle

1257
00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:26,919
Speaker 3: checking under the hood of a Jimmy Chew and he's

1258
00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:29,400
Speaker 3: ready to roll for the next five thousand miles before

1259
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:32,200
Speaker 3: the next oil check. And that sound means Laser Stories

1260
00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:33,560
Speaker 3: has come to an end for the day. We'll do

1261
00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:35,960
Speaker 3: it again, same time on Friday.

1262
00:59:36,080 --> 00:59:37,640
Speaker 11: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1263
00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:48,000
Speaker 3: We're gonna play a little game here with brook o Brook.

1264
00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:50,720
Speaker 3: What if I told you that we have a listener

1265
00:59:50,960 --> 00:59:53,160
Speaker 3: on the phone right now who is zero to eight

1266
00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:57,160
Speaker 3: all time against you? Bitten back many many times and

1267
00:59:57,200 --> 01:00:03,840
Speaker 3: he drives an uber Could you remember his name? There's

1268
01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:07,360
Speaker 3: a man that you've met many many times. Start with

1269
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:09,520
Speaker 3: a K, does not start with the keg. There is

1270
01:00:09,560 --> 01:00:12,480
Speaker 3: a K. I believe in his name though, Derek.

1271
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:15,160
Speaker 4: Eric.

1272
01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:20,280
Speaker 3: Okay, we could go all day with this. His name

1273
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:26,400
Speaker 3: is Shekar What number Brooch still refuses to remember who

1274
01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:28,360
Speaker 3: you are no matter how many times you call that

1275
01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:28,720
Speaker 3: not true.

1276
01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:31,840
Speaker 12: You mention cricket, then probably.

1277
01:00:34,520 --> 01:00:36,240
Speaker 3: The cricket playing uber driver.

1278
01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:38,640
Speaker 4: That's right, I heard there's like a big cricket match

1279
01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:40,080
Speaker 4: in New York happening right now.

1280
01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:43,280
Speaker 14: It just happened, and I'm super disappointed by whatever.

1281
01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:45,280
Speaker 1: Did your team lose?

1282
01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:46,560
Speaker 14: Yeah?

1283
01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:51,280
Speaker 3: Oh, no, win today, Brono spirits, Yeah, exactly. So Brook's

1284
01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:53,560
Speaker 3: gonna leave the studio for a second. We're gonna try

1285
01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:55,840
Speaker 3: to get one in the wind column for you today.

1286
01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:59,280
Speaker 3: Shekar But let's go to the rules for everybody. It's

1287
01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:01,320
Speaker 3: thirty second stance or as many as possible. If you

1288
01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:02,800
Speaker 3: don't know when you could say pass. You have to

1289
01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:05,080
Speaker 3: beat Brooke outright if you want to win? Are you ready?

1290
01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:05,960
Speaker 13: Yes?

1291
01:01:06,360 --> 01:01:09,640
Speaker 3: Good luck? Your time starts now. The Baseball Hall of

1292
01:01:09,720 --> 01:01:12,200
Speaker 3: Fame is in the city of Cooperstown, which is located

1293
01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:16,400
Speaker 3: in what northeastern state, New York? In baseball, what's the

1294
01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:19,200
Speaker 3: term when someone hits a home run with the bases loaded?

1295
01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:25,080
Speaker 3: The TV show Breaking Bad was on for how many seasons? Five, seven,

1296
01:01:25,160 --> 01:01:29,680
Speaker 3: or nine? Five? Fern plants do not have seeds or flowers.

1297
01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:35,760
Speaker 3: They reproduce using what in what state? Were buffalo wings invented?

1298
01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:43,400
Speaker 3: All right, how do you feel about your performance that time?

1299
01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:48,920
Speaker 3: Shakr on it. I mean that was your ninth time playing.

1300
01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:52,200
Speaker 3: When you played ten times, you officially become a family

1301
01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:54,600
Speaker 3: member on this show, so we need to know a

1302
01:01:54,640 --> 01:01:57,840
Speaker 3: little bit more about you. Apparently there's two life updates

1303
01:01:57,880 --> 01:02:00,960
Speaker 3: for Shakar. Number one is he got a new Tesla

1304
01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:05,479
Speaker 3: and numbers car he did. Number two is he also

1305
01:02:05,520 --> 01:02:06,880
Speaker 3: got a new baby girl.

1306
01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:10,880
Speaker 1: I like how we delivered the Tesla news first.

1307
01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:14,160
Speaker 3: The best news for last is this your first kid?

1308
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:15,360
Speaker 15: Second?

1309
01:02:15,640 --> 01:02:18,919
Speaker 4: Okay, how would you describe the jump from one kid

1310
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:19,640
Speaker 4: to two kids?

1311
01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:22,560
Speaker 12: Oh, I'm mostly taking care of the second kid.

1312
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:24,720
Speaker 14: My my wife's taking care of the first.

1313
01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:30,480
Speaker 4: Okay, Man on man defense out there now.

1314
01:02:30,960 --> 01:02:32,680
Speaker 3: Chica, we got to go over to Brook here for

1315
01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:35,360
Speaker 3: some trivia questions. You ready, Brook, I'm ready. Your time

1316
01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:37,920
Speaker 3: starts now. The Baseball Hall of Fame is in the

1317
01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:41,480
Speaker 3: city of Cooperstown, which is located in what northeastern.

1318
01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:42,880
Speaker 1: State, Oh, Cooperstown, New York.

1319
01:02:43,080 --> 01:02:45,160
Speaker 3: In baseball, what's the term when someone hits a home

1320
01:02:45,240 --> 01:02:46,520
Speaker 3: run with the bases loaded?

1321
01:02:46,760 --> 01:02:47,320
Speaker 1: Grand Slam?

1322
01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:50,640
Speaker 3: The TV show Breaking Bad was on for how many seasons? Five,

1323
01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:51,480
Speaker 3: seven or nine?

1324
01:02:52,280 --> 01:02:53,400
Speaker 1: Did I watch? Seven?

1325
01:02:53,680 --> 01:02:56,560
Speaker 3: Fern plants do not have seeds or flowers. They reproduce

1326
01:02:56,680 --> 01:03:00,600
Speaker 3: using what, uh, I don't know? Past in state where

1327
01:03:00,640 --> 01:03:01,960
Speaker 3: Buffalo Wings invented?

1328
01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:04,400
Speaker 1: Interesting, I'm gonna go to New York again.

1329
01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:06,640
Speaker 3: According to the Bible. What's the famous name of the

1330
01:03:06,680 --> 01:03:08,000
Speaker 3: cup used at the Last Supper?

1331
01:03:10,160 --> 01:03:11,520
Speaker 1: The Holy Girl?

1332
01:03:12,720 --> 01:03:14,760
Speaker 3: All right, we got our answers in. Now it's time

1333
01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:16,480
Speaker 3: to go over to the scoreboard to check out how

1334
01:03:16,480 --> 01:03:18,800
Speaker 3: you both did with Jose talks.

1335
01:03:18,560 --> 01:03:27,840
Speaker 16: Some sausage, Do some sausage, Chakar.

1336
01:03:28,120 --> 01:03:29,160
Speaker 6: You got three correct?

1337
01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:31,320
Speaker 8: Lay brothers KR good.

1338
01:03:31,160 --> 01:03:31,960
Speaker 6: It's really good.

1339
01:03:33,280 --> 01:03:34,240
Speaker 3: He's skeptical.

1340
01:03:35,640 --> 01:03:37,520
Speaker 6: And Brook got four.

1341
01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:45,160
Speaker 3: But you're so close right down Oho and nine all time.

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Speaker 3: Here's h car. But when you get to ten, I

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Speaker 3: promise you we're gonna get you a win one of

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Speaker 3: these days. Let's go over the answers for everybody. The

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Speaker 3: Baseball Hall of Fame is in the city of Cooperstown.

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Speaker 3: That's in New York and opened on this day in

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Speaker 3: nineteen thirty nine. In baseball, if you hit a home

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Speaker 3: run with the bases loaded, that's a Grand Slam. The

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Speaker 3: TV show Breaking Bad was on for five seasons.

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Speaker 6: It fell like nine.

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Speaker 4: We watched it right after I gave him birth to

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Speaker 4: my first kid, so I was like in a sleep

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Speaker 4: coma thing happening, lack of sleep, whatever.

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Speaker 6: You call it.

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Speaker 3: Fern plants do not have seeds. Or flowers they reproduce

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Speaker 3: using spores. Yeah, Buffalo wings were invented in New York

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Speaker 3: in Buffalo, the city of Buffalo.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 3: According to the Bible, the famous cup used at the

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Speaker 3: Last Supper was the Holy Grail. So Shakar, it was

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Speaker 3: not enough to beat Brooke here, but the good news

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Speaker 3: is just for playing. You went a pair of tickets

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Speaker 3: to see Matt Frazier perform at snow Qualmy Casino. He's

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Speaker 3: coming up on June twenty eighth.

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Speaker 1: All right, Chakar driving that new tesla around. You got

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Speaker 1: a new baby. When you call it next? What are

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Speaker 1: you else are you going to get? That's new?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: What's the next thing?

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Speaker 13: Uh?

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Speaker 6: I don't know, have another kid, bro just yeah yeah,

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Speaker 6: three weeks.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: The more kids you have, the smarter you get. Only

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Speaker 3: nine months from that, Hey, Shakar, come back and play

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Speaker 3: again soon. All right? All right, all right man, we'll

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Speaker 3: be back to do Windbrooks Buck same time tomorrow

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Speaker 11: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.