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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode about them. I know, yeah

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Speaker 1: I did. Sometimes I can't believe it's me on, but

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Speaker 1: I digress. Let's meet a Rackham a shower you no

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Speaker 1: particular order. Let's welcome Christoperado, Chris the Dish. Have you

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Speaker 1: been to the movie theater lately, and if so, did

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Speaker 1: you see anything you liked. I haven't been to the

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Speaker 1: movie theater in such a long time, which is which

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Speaker 1: sucks because I love that experience. Purposely avoiding. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: think it's like timing and like I feel like there's

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Speaker 1: some one, like one movie out forever for a long

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Speaker 1: time or something. It's not like these are rocking and

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Speaker 1: rolling the way they used to. Yeah. No, I mean

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Speaker 1: that's it. That's all I gotta say. I haven't been.

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Speaker 1: I want to go. Are you in a movie coming

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Speaker 1: out soon? Is anybody here? And we're super safe? Uh

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Speaker 1: be protected people? And we've been to the movie theater

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Speaker 1: a lot in the last in the last six months

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Speaker 1: and now weekly dose of Craig Kakowski Cow, when was

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Speaker 1: the last time you ate from one of the fast

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Speaker 1: food offerings in town? And how was it? Well? I

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Speaker 1: go to In and Out a few times a year

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Speaker 1: and I never regret it. Uh. For some reason, that

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Speaker 1: reminds me though of like two years after I was

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Speaker 1: in Chicago. This is like the mid nineties. I was

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Speaker 1: visiting a friend downtown and uh and he had just

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Speaker 1: uh converted a reservoir dogs laser disc onto VHS for me.

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Speaker 1: So that's where we were in technology then. And he

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Speaker 1: was like, where are you? Where are you going now?

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Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, I was gonna get lunch at McDonald's.

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Speaker 1: He's like, why you you live in a city. Now,

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Speaker 1: There's a burger place called Mr Gez. It's across the street.

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Speaker 1: Why would you not go there? And I grew up

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Speaker 1: eating tons of shitty fast food and I was also

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Speaker 1: poor for several years, and that's what I fucking ate.

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Speaker 1: And then for some reason that was seared into my

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Speaker 1: brain of just like, yeah, why would I ever go

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Speaker 1: back to mchonell's. I live in a city. Yeah, But

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Speaker 1: in and Out is a cut above and worth the trip,

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Speaker 1: and that that's pretty much it. Like McDonald's, Wendy's, Burger

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Speaker 1: king has been at least twenty years for any of them.

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Speaker 1: From me, Wow, that's impressive, Jamie and sists and I

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Speaker 1: agree that In and out is best for actually the

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Speaker 1: protein style. They have the best version of that in

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Speaker 1: in Los Angeles. But if we're talking French fries, you

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Speaker 1: know me, I gotta go to five guys. Hey, there's

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Speaker 1: James Heeney, Jimmy, James, John John Please audition now for

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Speaker 1: the role of Christmas Future. I am Christmas Future. You

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Speaker 1: need to He doesn't see, he doesn't. He doesn't. I

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Speaker 1: thought it was the er he is. Yeah, doesn't talk,

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Speaker 1: he just points. Not not the versions I've seen in

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Speaker 1: Touch Chip, Oh, we love you? So Hey. Now here's

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Speaker 1: Caroline card or cut Spot. What's your third favorite thing

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Speaker 1: about Christmas? Oh? My were The third favorite thing for

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Speaker 1: me is definitely um, all that paper that's all crumpled

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Speaker 1: up post all the paper you gotta put it in

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Speaker 1: a bigass trash bag. But you, in fact like the

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Speaker 1: look of all those wrapped gifts, the sensation, the nostalgic

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Speaker 1: oh looking all the it gives me like wrap gifts

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Speaker 1: to stress me out, freaks me and and and the

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Speaker 1: wrapping of gifts. How are we doing? I like it? Um.

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Speaker 1: The past couple of years, I will say I've done

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Speaker 1: it a little drunk. And I would not recommend that okay, cool,

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Speaker 1: thanks for that, um and last but two nights, six

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Speaker 1: days at a Radisson. If you think of least, it's

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Speaker 1: Joey Greer stench maker. What's the hottest gift this year?

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Speaker 1: The hottest gift right now, people are gonna say PlayStation five,

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Speaker 1: but I actually want to put a pin and then

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Speaker 1: say you're wrong and that pin is filled with poison

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Speaker 1: and now you're dead. Okay, because the hottest gift right

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Speaker 1: now are actually they're called skin toys, and what they

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Speaker 1: are is like they're just these like flesh light dolls

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Speaker 1: are not real flesh, but it has the same feel,

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Speaker 1: the same texture as human skin. And you can get

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Speaker 1: them in all different shapes and sizes and they're great.

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Speaker 1: They're like great for stocking stuffers, they're great for kids.

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Speaker 1: And each one has its own like preloaded phrases. For instance,

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Speaker 1: one of the to get people to stop buying PS

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Speaker 1: This year, Christmas just don't happen. I hope you're better off, Phil. Wow, mommy, Um,

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Speaker 1: I listened for Santa Claus last night. Didn't I wake up?

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Speaker 1: I didn't didn't. What time is its? Sweetheart? Seven am?

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Speaker 1: I did not hear Santa Claus. You know what, It

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Speaker 1: might just be too early for Santa Claus. Go back

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Speaker 1: to sleep for at least two more hours, right, but

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Speaker 1: I feel he would have come already. You know what, sweetheart,

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Speaker 1: don't make your dad or there's gonna be no Christmas

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Speaker 1: this year. Okay, he'll he'll lock that the fireplace so

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Speaker 1: that Santa can't even come down. Just go back to

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Speaker 1: sleep for two more hours. I shouldn't wake dead. Is

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Speaker 1: that what you're saying. I'm just saying, like, let's keep

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Speaker 1: her voices down. You woke up a little too early

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Speaker 1: this year? Okay, Yeah, yeah, but I shouldn't wake death.

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Speaker 1: Well if he wakes up. Oh no, somebody woke me

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Speaker 1: up in the bedroom. What's going on in the bathroom?

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Speaker 1: Good going on? Good morning? Father? Yes, thank you for

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Speaker 1: joining us. What time is it. It's it's after four

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Speaker 1: thirty firty nine. That was going on? Well, some of

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Speaker 1: us are very excited about this being Christmas morning, Santa Claus.

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Speaker 1: I'm excited. Yeah, I'm excited. My hands up, prease your hand.

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Speaker 1: I was just telling mother that Santa Claus did not

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Speaker 1: come yet. What. Yeah, there's nothing on the trees zippos?

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Speaker 1: Did you put the presents on there? Here? Hunger? What? Hey? Santa?

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Speaker 1: Is any gonna come out of that bathroom? Bud? Not

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Speaker 1: not any time soon? Okay, okay, and we respect you obviously.

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Speaker 1: It's not looking good in here. Okay. So we haven't

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Speaker 1: been through something like this before. Um, what should I

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Speaker 1: tell everybody? The reindeer getting restless? What's the plan? Are

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Speaker 1: you telling me we don't have a contingency plan? We

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Speaker 1: did two years ago, but technology has changed and there's

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Speaker 1: just no way we would do I'm sorry, honey, I'm

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Speaker 1: out here with your head. Elf. I'm I'm fine to

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Speaker 1: drive this leigh. I know this head elf says that

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Speaker 1: he doesn't trust me on the road and the sky

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Speaker 1: with the crankle, crankle, whatever you do, don't let Mrs

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Speaker 1: Clause drive this lag after. It doesn't make it better.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't make it like a fun nice thing that

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Speaker 1: you're saying. So do you col You see what he's doing, right?

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Speaker 1: He likes controlling of me in this way. That's not qualified.

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Speaker 1: Ho ho, he said, I failed my first sleigh license.

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Speaker 1: You have a pretty good relationship with the reindeer. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so I feel like that counts for something. Well, did

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Speaker 1: you did you eat fast food? Yes? We're in the north.

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Speaker 1: I had Taco Bella for the first time years. Honey.

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Speaker 1: I put the two presents from us down there. But

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Speaker 1: that was last night, waiting before Santa would have gotten here. Goddamnit.

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Speaker 1: Let go show. Someone broke in here and stole the

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Speaker 1: goddamn towards No. I think that he might be right.

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Speaker 1: Maybe Santa didn't come yet. Put we put the presidents

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Speaker 1: down here. Hi, welcome to Taco Bella. Take your order please? No, no, no, no? Hi?

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Speaker 1: Is that yeah? Eight here last night and he's not

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Speaker 1: feeling very well. We might as well get a few

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Speaker 1: no more, no more? Have you I did not work

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Speaker 1: the night shift, sir, I can certainly make a record.

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Speaker 1: What if youurious not feeling well? I ampologize, Hey, what's

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Speaker 1: up with your ears? Man? Are you talking to me? No? No,

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Speaker 1: he's talking to me. And I know he's talking to

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Speaker 1: me because I know this is Brad Dorian at one

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Speaker 1: to oh four Arrington Avenue, stan Colorita, California. Ship has

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Speaker 1: this guy know? Okay? That's how I know, Brad. You've

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Speaker 1: been made as an el pa. Okay, so um. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what the other solution is. You are in

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Speaker 1: a full body cast and my husband can't step away

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Speaker 1: from the toilet for more than a half hour without

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Speaker 1: having an accident. He ruined his suit. The reindeer are here.

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Speaker 1: They want to have a word with you. Fine, let

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Speaker 1: them in, you know, no name them all. I actually

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Speaker 1: forget their names. Please, Donner and Blitzen. We've got that.

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Speaker 1: It actually better to just leave him to heal stress.

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Speaker 1: We should move him away from the toilet room, but

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Speaker 1: he wants to be closed. So fine. The possibility of

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Speaker 1: infection is sky right there. Who cares? Who cares? Fine,

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Speaker 1: I'll meet with the right with the deer. Do you

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Speaker 1: know their names? Do I know? Well? No, Um, I do,

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Speaker 1: but I don't have to say them were fixed. Okay,

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Speaker 1: there's so many flies kind of building up around. I

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Speaker 1: know I have there's something. Yeah, there's a lot of

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Speaker 1: flies in this bathroom. Um, sweetheart, did you think I

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Speaker 1: bought all those presents all those years? No? We get

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Speaker 1: two presents a year for him. You don't. What do

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Speaker 1: you look at the Discover card bill from last year?

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Speaker 1: Do you see how you use it as I use

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Speaker 1: an am X? What the hell you do? Honey? Hi? Stand?

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Speaker 1: This is carl Um that s OS alert Alert Alert.

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Speaker 1: Someone has actually ordered a Discover card And uh, it's

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Speaker 1: been seventeen years, and I just want to let you

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Speaker 1: know I was fourd you in a voicemail say that

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Speaker 1: one more time. I wasn't a Discover card And I've

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Speaker 1: two weeks to get up the machine to print that

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Speaker 1: card out. I don't know what to do. Ship should

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Speaker 1: write the person to say we're working on it? Should

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Speaker 1: we just do nothing and make them wait? Well, maybe

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Speaker 1: we can just do nothing for a while until something

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Speaker 1: else happens. Great plan, I completely forgot why we went

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Speaker 1: out of business seventeen years. Well, Mrs Claus, I am fixing,

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Speaker 1: and I have a couple of questions for you. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you don't have to like put that all in my

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Speaker 1: face though, Jesus Christ, I'm sorry. It's been a trying day,

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Speaker 1: as you know, start say, we're flying over Russia and

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Speaker 1: Donner's you know, leg starts to hurt. What are we

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Speaker 1: do in a situation like that? Why don't we Why

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Speaker 1: don't we ask her like legitimate situations? All right, you're

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Speaker 1: just kinda from the hip here, I mean here, Okay, Now,

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Speaker 1: if one of the sleigh ropes snap, you're gonna have

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Speaker 1: to run up and you're the reharnessed us. Do you

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Speaker 1: know how to do that? Yeah, of course I know

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Speaker 1: how to do that. Okay, we'll show us now I don't.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I just don't feel like my husband is

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Speaker 1: put through the same tests. There's no way, there's no

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Speaker 1: way he can't unhook my bro There's no way you

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Speaker 1: test him on running up here and rehocan these reindeer straps.

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Speaker 1: That's a different thing. That's a different kind of thing.

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Speaker 1: You shouldn't be having this conversation until all the reindeer

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Speaker 1: are here, so let's just sound off. Okay, can you

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Speaker 1: put on more clothes? I'm sorry, I've just never been

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Speaker 1: offended by how scantily clada reindeer was dressed before. Until

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Speaker 1: let's find my card again and i'll say my name,

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Speaker 1: Vixen present. Who's next? Connor? I'm sorry, I think you're

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Speaker 1: thought right now? Sir? Are you just obsessed with Alice

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Speaker 1: the orange slices. I was packing up. I didn't think

417
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:57,000
Speaker 1: anyone else is still out here. I'll take orange slice.

418
00:28:57,040 --> 00:29:01,360
Speaker 1: I am first. I'll take one as well. Please, thank you.

419
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:06,600
Speaker 1: The race is like over, no that it wasn't gonna

420
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 1: end until the last person finished. So and I haven't

421
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 1: finished and she hasn't finished, So one of you is

422
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 1: going to actually be last. Yeah, well there probably is

423
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 1: somebody behind us. We Yeah, well, we have another person

424
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:24,720
Speaker 1: with us that was kind of along with us. So

425
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 1: unless something bad happened to them, where they trip where

426
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:32,560
Speaker 1: it is got eating somebody down the path, so, oh

427
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:38,320
Speaker 1: my god, eating him. I told him not to wear

428
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:43,400
Speaker 1: that stupid paper pants. Yeah they looked stupid too, Yeah,

429
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:47,040
Speaker 1: only I didn't realize it was dangerous because it looked stupid.

430
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:48,840
Speaker 1: You know what, I'm going to pick up the pace

431
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 1: a little bit. I can't wait for you. There's a

432
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:56,040
Speaker 1: lot a little more on the line here. I'm going.

433
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:58,880
Speaker 1: I'm walking. I'm running with you now, but actually I'm

434
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:01,280
Speaker 1: not appreciating it. Don't want to do this solo? Now?

435
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:05,440
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Please? If you could just stand

436
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:10,200
Speaker 1: still so I can handle your paper pants. It's very

437
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:15,760
Speaker 1: difficult because of the fabric. Do you understand shorts? Paper shorts? Please?

438
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:23,160
Speaker 1: You wanted shorts? Yeah, okay, all right, I'll make it

439
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:27,920
Speaker 1: different pins for the shorts and midside. You want to

440
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:34,880
Speaker 1: go canny? Shut it? I swear I will milk you dry.

441
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:38,440
Speaker 1: Do you want the midside shorts or do you want

442
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:41,440
Speaker 1: to go below the knee? I think high, as high

443
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:45,240
Speaker 1: as possible, dress both left and right if that's any

444
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:52,280
Speaker 1: concern of yours. You want short shorts, yeah, well I'll

445
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:55,280
Speaker 1: be running on these, hi toner. How you set up

446
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 1: a bitch that grass shirt you gave me little on

447
00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:00,720
Speaker 1: fire and burn my goddamn chest nipples? All right? Whose

448
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:08,320
Speaker 1: follows that? The tailor? Not here? I'm daring. Are you

449
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:14,960
Speaker 1: getting appreciate having in my back? Mr? So? Your nipples

450
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:19,520
Speaker 1: are no more? No more, just a smooth rock for

451
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:24,520
Speaker 1: a chest? Why why I cry? And the loss of

452
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 1: your nipples? Yeah, I'm not gonna cry? All right, Well,

453
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:31,240
Speaker 1: then you just wasted my time. I want my money back.

454
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:35,400
Speaker 1: I'm sure you do. Well, Steve, it feels like we

455
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:38,840
Speaker 1: could probably pack up here. I think that's about wait

456
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:42,960
Speaker 1: wait wait, wait, wait wait wait, well boy, we got

457
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 1: a couple of strugglers coming on. All right, all right,

458
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:47,160
Speaker 1: let's look at their bid numbers. We've got three eight

459
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:52,080
Speaker 1: one and three eight two again. Fidipity is the winner

460
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 1: of the first marathon. Made it all the way from

461
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:58,160
Speaker 1: marathon to Athens and twenty six point two miles, which

462
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 1: is a great length. We'll probably keep that. These folks

463
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 1: are still making their way to the booth, Judie Holder,

464
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:08,240
Speaker 1: let me give you something here here, Okay, thank you

465
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 1: your we're here with the second to last competitor in

466
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:23,840
Speaker 1: this year's marathon. Thank god I crossed second to last.

467
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:27,440
Speaker 1: That was close. Folks, look like your hand is your friend,

468
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 1: a piece of your own ship there? What was the

469
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:34,600
Speaker 1: logic behind that? Well, I just thought that it would

470
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:39,720
Speaker 1: be surprising. Oh what side of my face? Your own

471
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:44,920
Speaker 1: ship's gonna give me pink guy, pink guy from your

472
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:54,400
Speaker 1: own ship. This is a philosophical a sweetheart. Look, that's that.

473
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:57,200
Speaker 1: That's that lady. She's the first one to ever finished last.

474
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:02,320
Speaker 1: She's like the world's first loser. Don't bother her. I mean,

475
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:05,640
Speaker 1: I feel like we should say something to her, should Yeah,

476
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:16,480
Speaker 1: something encouraging, encouraging, Yeah, let's do that. Hi, Hi, Judy's Judy, right, Yeah,

477
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:20,320
Speaker 1: we just want to say we're we know you're the

478
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:24,520
Speaker 1: first person ever finished last. We're fans. I heard, I

479
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 1: heard you called me the first loser over there. Okay,

480
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:28,840
Speaker 1: so don't pretend that you're gonna come over here and

481
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:31,280
Speaker 1: I think that you're going to get on my sweet side.

482
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:36,360
Speaker 1: Do you want any shells? No? No, I mean, if

483
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:39,360
Speaker 1: the shoe fits sort of thing, what would you like

484
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:42,760
Speaker 1: to be called? If not the first losing? Just Judy

485
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:45,480
Speaker 1: just by my name, my friend. My friend tricked me.

486
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:48,080
Speaker 1: The reason I'm in this position is because my best friend.

487
00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:53,560
Speaker 1: We saw, we flung his pooh, I mean it was

488
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:55,800
Speaker 1: I can't even believe it was a lie. But Judy,

489
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:58,920
Speaker 1: no one even knows his name. Because the second last

490
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:02,880
Speaker 1: it's not that important, but first last is incredible. Jerry,

491
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:07,680
Speaker 1: that's such a good point. Another wine jug for you, buddy,

492
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:12,800
Speaker 1: I've never seen anybody drink this much. What do you celebrating? No,

493
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:18,359
Speaker 1: I'm not really celebrating. I'm honestly, I'm just sad. I'm

494
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:21,719
Speaker 1: just sad. But thanks for the wife. You gotta pay

495
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:24,440
Speaker 1: for it ain't free. You know who I am? Right,

496
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:29,279
Speaker 1: I am not the loser of the marathon, but I'm

497
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:37,480
Speaker 1: a competitor. Okay, yeah, so don't winners get to get wine? Oh?

498
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:41,759
Speaker 1: You won? Well I didn't lose, that's for sure. What

499
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:44,160
Speaker 1: do you mean? Wait, did you win or not? I

500
00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:47,200
Speaker 1: didn't lose, but I lost a friend of the whole

501
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:53,080
Speaker 1: ordeal the Philippites. That's the person that won the first marathon?

502
00:34:54,080 --> 00:35:06,680
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Are you sure? Oh? No, that lady?

503
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:11,560
Speaker 1: Holy ship. Look, buddy, I don't know what you want

504
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:12,400
Speaker 1: me to tell you. A guy, I don't know who

505
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:14,120
Speaker 1: the hell you are. I don't know when you placed

506
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:19,640
Speaker 1: second to last, But I had to cheat to get there, honestly,

507
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:23,440
Speaker 1: it was. It's a low point in my life. Your

508
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:26,520
Speaker 1: eyes all fun up. It's the worst case of pink

509
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:28,680
Speaker 1: I ever. I don't even know it might have gone beyond.

510
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:32,680
Speaker 1: I think it's just staph infectionally eyeball. Yeah, you know what.

511
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:34,640
Speaker 1: This jugs on me. This jugs on me. You're gonna

512
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:38,879
Speaker 1: lose that. Thank you, thank you part of me. Your

513
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:42,520
Speaker 1: fidippities is that right? No, that's the winner of the marriage.

514
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 1: Wasn't talking to you? No? Him? What's up your your fipites?

515
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:54,879
Speaker 1: Is that right? Yeah? I just want to say congratulations

516
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 1: on winning the first ever marathon. Thanks. Yeah. And furthermore,

517
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:04,279
Speaker 1: oh boy, have you met Judy? God, I don't know

518
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 1: why you keep dragging me to these places. Hi, my

519
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:12,040
Speaker 1: name is Judy. I lost the marathon that you won. Yeah, Judy, listen.

520
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:15,640
Speaker 1: I just wanted to say, Uh, based on the accolades

521
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:18,440
Speaker 1: that I'm getting, in the attention that you're getting, using

522
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:21,920
Speaker 1: or coming in last, you might be the way to

523
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 1: go in the future. Wow. That means a lot coming

524
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:30,560
Speaker 1: from you. Thank you. I mean, I'm clearly the best

525
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:35,040
Speaker 1: at this, but so what Yeah, and I guess we

526
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:36,919
Speaker 1: didn't really think about. It was a race of three,

527
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,120
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. You beat us by six

528
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:42,200
Speaker 1: hours and we kind of straggled in the back. It

529
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:45,279
Speaker 1: was a you know, bet turned wrong in a way

530
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:52,720
Speaker 1: almost like brilliant move. We were thank you. There were four. Actually,

531
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:57,000
Speaker 1: our fourth friend got um eaten by um you might

532
00:36:57,120 --> 00:37:01,760
Speaker 1: goat so um um I'm sorry. He was my husband.

533
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:07,000
Speaker 1: Um oh so yeah, it's okay, it's okay. I've been

534
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:09,279
Speaker 1: getting a lot of asks since I lost the race.

535
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:14,279
Speaker 1: Um So, sexually I've recovered, but emotionally I'm still kind

536
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:17,680
Speaker 1: of struggling with it. And that's that's your quote unquote

537
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:19,200
Speaker 1: friend over there, right, the one that hand you do

538
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:22,120
Speaker 1: the piece of ship. Um yeah, yeah, I haven't well,

539
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 1: I haven't seen him since the marathon. I feel like

540
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 1: he tossed it at you more than handed it to you. Well,

541
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:30,920
Speaker 1: he said that, he said to me, he said, hey,

542
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,800
Speaker 1: I have something for you, And it was kind of

543
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:36,160
Speaker 1: like a combination of a toss and a a gift giving.

544
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:41,440
Speaker 1: So yeah, well, I guess I'm on the head home.

545
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:46,399
Speaker 1: You brought me here and you're just gonna leave. Dude,

546
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:49,440
Speaker 1: who was who's that guy that's been swallowing around. What

547
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:52,160
Speaker 1: was that? Who's the guy that's been with you? Sorry,

548
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:54,160
Speaker 1: sometimes when you talk it just sounds like all one

549
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:56,200
Speaker 1: word that's drunk together. So it's hard for me to

550
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:59,560
Speaker 1: kind of figure out. I don't um the guy that's

551
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:01,719
Speaker 1: been with me. He's the one who beat me in

552
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:05,080
Speaker 1: the marathon. Everybody beat me. I mean that guy and

553
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:08,960
Speaker 1: I know Steves. I'm talking about the keeps taking your

554
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:13,280
Speaker 1: different pub Oh yeah, he started collecting my shrimp shells

555
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:16,920
Speaker 1: and now he just wants to He wants to kind

556
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:18,640
Speaker 1: of take me everywhere, kind of like I'm a little

557
00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:21,239
Speaker 1: freaky shows off to people. Oh so this is like

558
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:23,080
Speaker 1: your dose. This guy's like your patron. He's like giving

559
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:26,040
Speaker 1: you money off. He's like my patron. Yeah, Like he's like,

560
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:27,800
Speaker 1: must be wealthy as ship find all the shows. I

561
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:30,279
Speaker 1: don't know. He hasn't given me. He has doesn't give

562
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:34,200
Speaker 1: them to me. He's collecting myself. We can we can

563
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 1: spin your loss as a way to sell the shells.

564
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:42,120
Speaker 1: I don't know how much market there is for there's

565
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:45,120
Speaker 1: so many more losers. Okay, but he's not he's not

566
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:48,839
Speaker 1: paying for my shells, dud. This could be huge for us,

567
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:54,760
Speaker 1: all right, all right, you're getting too invested. We fucked once. Okay, everybody,

568
00:38:54,920 --> 00:39:05,480
Speaker 1: welcome to Loser. Can the only break the ring ringo? No? Yeah, no, yeah,

569
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:12,640
Speaker 1: it's the headliner. He might he is a headliner. Oh,

570
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:15,440
Speaker 1: Connor here? All right, you guys have done your homework.

571
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:18,880
Speaker 1: You've done your homework. Now, statistically there are more losers

572
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:23,960
Speaker 1: and there are winners. Give it up for that stuff. Yeah,

573
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 1: well we have someone here who's opening up for Connor

574
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:33,080
Speaker 1: up a ringo. He's not here. You gotta you gotta

575
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:37,920
Speaker 1: open up. I'm thinking about Judy whatever, whoever was supposed

576
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:40,200
Speaker 1: open they're not here. You gotta open up. I'm not

577
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:43,120
Speaker 1: a loser, it doesn't matter. Just just sell it. Just

578
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:48,480
Speaker 1: sell the loss, Sell the loss. I I'm gonna talk

579
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:52,280
Speaker 1: to you for a second about what it's like to lose.

580
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:54,759
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, this guy doesn't know what it's like.

581
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:03,480
Speaker 1: The shelf is. He's got a bomb full of shells.

582
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:09,520
Speaker 1: But I can appreciate the loser and all us. He's

583
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:12,800
Speaker 1: got a twelve pack of abs. I've never seen that before.

584
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:29,360
Speaker 1: She kill the winner, killed the winner. Well that's done.

585
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:38,200
Speaker 1: Going to the boot, sir, Judy, what I haven't talked

586
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:39,560
Speaker 1: to you? In a long time. Yeah, I know, and

587
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:42,879
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry about your eye to take it out,

588
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:45,400
Speaker 1: and you know it was my fault. I shouldn't have

589
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:51,279
Speaker 1: done that to you, should you? Thank you? Is that?

590
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:55,600
Speaker 1: You know? What is that all you showed up at my? Um? Well,

591
00:40:55,719 --> 00:41:01,080
Speaker 1: I just feel bad that I missed Mike's funeral. Oh yeah,

592
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 1: well I should have been there. He was your husband,

593
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:05,919
Speaker 1: you were my friends. Thank you. It wasn't there wasn't

594
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 1: a lot to see it by the time they cleaned him.

595
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:14,239
Speaker 1: Oh my god, stay in bed. I'm sorry. This is

596
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:16,600
Speaker 1: so awkward. I just had this guy I met on

597
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:26,640
Speaker 1: um Grecian Um tinder Um. Yeah. It starts with the

598
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:38,080
Speaker 1: okay x SR out of here, Okay, thank you, excuse you. Sorry.

599
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:40,080
Speaker 1: I've just been kind of going through a thing where

600
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:42,399
Speaker 1: I'm just kind of poking up, you know, getting really

601
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:45,919
Speaker 1: I haven't been able to look up since the I think, yeah,

602
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,839
Speaker 1: that makes sense. You look really horrific. Well, the skin

603
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:51,480
Speaker 1: around it got pretty bad too. It's just if it

604
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:54,480
Speaker 1: would have only stayed in the eye, it looks it's

605
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:58,840
Speaker 1: like quite a bit a lot out of there, and

606
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:00,719
Speaker 1: I would Here's the thing I've this is the most

607
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:03,279
Speaker 1: promiscuous and loose. No, no, no, no, I'm so sorry

608
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:07,040
Speaker 1: to say this is the most loose I've been, and

609
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:10,680
Speaker 1: I the fact that I'm not wanting to get sexual

610
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:14,359
Speaker 1: with you right now is showing how disgusting you really

611
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,359
Speaker 1: are to me. I'm sorry. I have a low bar,

612
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:18,440
Speaker 1: but this is even beneath that. I'm afraid that if

613
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:21,520
Speaker 1: you come into my home You're going to infect everything.

614
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:24,480
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I just wanted to say sorry. Thank you.

615
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 1: You said that already. Thank you for saying that well,

616
00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:30,319
Speaker 1: because I use your restaurant group. No, I'm so sorry.

617
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:32,320
Speaker 1: I can't stress this enough. I don't feel comfortable with

618
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:35,359
Speaker 1: you in any part of my home. That makes sense.

619
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:37,880
Speaker 1: My friend, my friend, I just saw that the rejection.

620
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:43,840
Speaker 1: It was mutual. It was mutual rejection. I don't think so.

621
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:47,319
Speaker 1: I didn't want to go in there, and she didn't

622
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:50,440
Speaker 1: want me in there. I you only have one of those? Huh,

623
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Speaker 1: my friend, wouldn't you like to win? Yeah? What would

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Speaker 1: you do anything to free? What it's like to Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Would you give your other eye for it? Huh? Did

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Speaker 1: you know my others? What I said? You heard me?

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Speaker 1: Would you give your other eye? Oh? Yeah, I do it?

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Speaker 1: I do it for a for a solid win. It's

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Speaker 1: got to be a let me just get it out last. Judy,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my god. Yeah, be careful. That's

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Speaker 1: the same one that can't. Mark. Oh my god, you

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Speaker 1: look awful. Please, Oh I can't. I'm so sorry. I'm

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Speaker 1: so I have someone coming over. Sorry, And that's how

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Speaker 1: the story ends. Oh my goodness, amazing story. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: What's the moral? The moral is, don't become friendly with

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Speaker 1: a mean person. No, he completely missed it. I'll start

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Speaker 1: over again. So can I? Can I get out of here? You?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't want to just yeah, I guess

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Speaker 1: that's fine. I thought we would have a little I

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Speaker 1: thought we say bye to each other after I put well,

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Speaker 1: he's not going to bed, and you make you for

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Speaker 1: this a third time? I mean, what the moral is?

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Speaker 1: Who gives a ship? People think there is a moral

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Speaker 1: in the story. Honestly, I don't think there is. And

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry to believe that this isn't an actual Greek

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Speaker 1: story sort of thing. You wrote this? And if I did,

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Speaker 1: am I not allowed to to? You know? Dude? That? Yes?

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Speaker 1: So many course? What? Oh? Sorry? Sorry? Interrupted? I realized

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Speaker 1: it's June fourteen, but I'm still getting around to some

650
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:13,960
Speaker 1: of the people I didn't get six months ago. I understand.

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Speaker 1: There's a little boy here. Yes, he's in bed. His

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Speaker 1: name is Alex. All Right, sorry, I had a bad meximel.

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Speaker 1: That sounds horrible. Yes, I've tried to wash it down

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Speaker 1: with Martain Doo damn. Um. Well, I've got a I've

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Speaker 1: got a beads boxed set for a little boy. All right,

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Speaker 1: anything for us? Or well, well, you're a good boy

657
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Speaker 1: this year. Sure, Okay, Well I know that's not true

658
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Speaker 1: because I have come give me a gift. You're here, okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, fine, reaching to the bottom of the bag ship.

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Speaker 1: It's a piece of my own ship, my my Mexic

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Speaker 1: melt infected ship. Man, what the I'm starting? I mean,

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Speaker 1: you know when you hit the pinnacle. I mean, Craig

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Speaker 1: Akoski is one of improv's best, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: And just just just to know to use your own

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Speaker 1: Mexy melt ship to shove it in someone's I mean,

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Speaker 1: that's it's the only place to cut. God, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: thank you for being here everyone, starting of course with

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Speaker 1: Ebonizer Cotter. Thank you so very very much. Or a line.

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Speaker 1: Than You're off to the homeland tomorrow. Is that? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Beautiful New Jersey, safe travels, Thank you, godspeed, and hope

671
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Speaker 1: it's a healthy and glorious holiday. Oh yeah, it's gonna

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Speaker 1: be a little wet and wild and probably a little cold.

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Speaker 1: Chris Alvarado, Oh my gosh, that so much fun. I

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Speaker 1: have no holiday plans. I mean, mini, I'm not traveling,

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Speaker 1: sticking sticking around Los Angeles here, gonna chill, chill, chill, chill.

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Speaker 1: I might, I might stop by then please stop by.

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, perfect, that working perfectly. Christmas morning. I'll

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Speaker 1: wake you and up. I'll wake you up in bed.

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Speaker 1: We'll be up. Okay, I mean I can wait. If

680
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Speaker 1: I get that before you, I can wake you guys up.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, thank you. I mean you can spend the

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Speaker 1: night before. Oh my god, this is getting better. Can

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Speaker 1: Craig come? Okay, let's keep going. I'm busy, Greig, get cowsk.

684
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:05,399
Speaker 1: I'm busy. Stand in town for the holidays. The folks

685
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Speaker 1: are coming out from Virginia, but they get to stay

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Speaker 1: with my sisters, so I don't I don't need to

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Speaker 1: deal with that. And uh yeah, we're going to going

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Speaker 1: to Palm Springs for a few nights as well, taking

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Speaker 1: them to Rio's. Yeah, which is a good, good parent restaurant. Yes, uh,

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Speaker 1: you mean the rails in Los Angeles or they open

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Speaker 1: one in the Springs. Is the one in Palm Springs? Yeah? No,

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Speaker 1: I didn't think so. No, no, Hollywood. Yeah. And Johnny

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Speaker 1: roast Beef is that the guy that does the table

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Speaker 1: work from Good Fellas. I think he stopped buying the tables.

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Speaker 1: Johnny Roastbee, Johnny roast Beef. Yeah, the real Johnny Roastby

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Speaker 1: the actual actor who played Johnny roast Beef in the movie.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait. Yeah, yeah, enjoy the hell out of that.

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Speaker 1: Please can't recommend that place enough. James Heeney, thanks for

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Speaker 1: having me. I am going to Chicago for Christmas and

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Speaker 1: I can't wait to be there. Well now you're just dragon,

701
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Speaker 1: god speed and healthy. Happy to you as well, sir,

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Speaker 1: Thank you, and to the lovely bride eron. Uh Joey Grimman, Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're of course headed to Florida. Of course I have

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Speaker 1: to going. I'm going down to the Florida having a

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Speaker 1: good time. Open up a can sit by it, let

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Speaker 1: me get up. Huh. Try to get some people who

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Speaker 1: are messing in that state. I'm going to be has

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Speaker 1: matted through and through, but I don't have a good time.

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Speaker 1: It's like eight sor right. Well. God speed and safe

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Speaker 1: travels and happy healthy to all of you. Let's thank

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Speaker 1: our wonderful producer and uh I guess engineer to the stars,

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Speaker 1: Mr Doug Baane. My folks that I aren't media. Please

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Speaker 1: be kind to each other and stay safe, be happy,

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Speaker 1: be healthy, and thank you for joining us. As always,

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Speaker 1: write a review if it wouldn't kill you. I'm your host,

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Speaker 1: Kevin Pollic. Until next time,