Speaker 1: Rooking Jewels Second dat Date. When I was reading the
Speaker 1: email that we got in for today's second date update,
Speaker 1: it felt like I was reading the script to like
Speaker 1: a bad, cheesy sitcom. I like food flying everywhere, people
Speaker 1: hitting their head on things and giving themselves bodily injuries,
Speaker 1: tripping and falling. At some point, I think there's probably
Speaker 1: a glass window being moved across the busy street and
Speaker 1: they go out in the middle they almost get hit
Speaker 1: by a car, then they'd get back to the curve
Speaker 1: and almost and then finally at the end of it,
Speaker 1: they dropped it and it shattered everywhere. At least from
Speaker 1: the description of the date in the email, it sound
Speaker 1: like crazy hijinks ensued the whole time. Sarah is on
Speaker 1: the phone, Sarah, was your date really as bad as
Speaker 1: your email said? I was that bad? But I really
Speaker 1: like him? All right? Well, take us through what happened.
Speaker 1: And then, because there was a lot of stuff going
Speaker 1: on in your date, I know, I kind of staged out. Basically,
Speaker 1: I met this guy Luke at a party and we
Speaker 1: instantly headed off. And he's pretty much everything I've been
Speaker 1: looking for. He's tall, he's smart, he's funny. Where's a
Speaker 1: funny hat with a propeller on it, and ycle no,
Speaker 1: but I should have been wearing all that. I mean
Speaker 1: the night of the party, I guess because I'd had
Speaker 1: a couple of drinks, I was pretty cool. You know.
Speaker 1: We played ping pong, we were like laughing, and we
Speaker 1: ended up kissing, like the first night we met. That's awesome. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was awesome. Did you guys go on a date
Speaker 1: after that? Yeah? So that night he was like, do
Speaker 1: you want to go out for dinner or tomorrow? And
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my gosh, this is it, Like
Speaker 1: I have met the man of my dreams. WHOA That
Speaker 1: is so much pressure to put on yourself going into
Speaker 1: a first date. I know, I was freaking out. I
Speaker 1: was so excited to hang with him, and I guess
Speaker 1: that's where the wheels kind of came off, and that's
Speaker 1: where everything unraveled for you. Huh yeah, it uh, you
Speaker 1: know kind of went up in smoke. Well, describe to
Speaker 1: us what happened, because from all the details in your email,
Speaker 1: it's really funny sounding. I mean, I'm sure I wasn't
Speaker 1: funny at the time, but some of the stuff that
Speaker 1: you so embarrassing. The way jubil described it sounds like
Speaker 1: he slipped on a banana peel, pretty much like I
Speaker 1: dropped like spaghetti all over my dress. I was just
Speaker 1: laughing and he was making me laugh and I accidentally
Speaker 1: just kind of hit my water glass and then in
Speaker 1: an effort to save my spaghetti, I picked up the
Speaker 1: plate and it just went over my dress. So I
Speaker 1: pictured the table flipping over and you're possible flying into
Speaker 1: the air, water all over the ground. It was totally
Speaker 1: some wily coyote like roadrunner stuff. It was really bad.
Speaker 1: I had verbal like diarrhea. I could not stopped talking
Speaker 1: about my grandparents, my dead grandparents. What do you say
Speaker 1: about Like were you crying? I was just like, oh,
Speaker 1: you remind me my grandpa. You know, he fought in
Speaker 1: the war, and I don't even know what. Like, it
Speaker 1: just went on and on and so he obviously you
Speaker 1: think that he's not calling you back because you were
Speaker 1: a little clutzy and kind of weird. Yeah, but I
Speaker 1: mean it's kind of his fault. He made me really nervous.
Speaker 1: It's so cute and like so charming. I mean, I
Speaker 1: was giddy. I felt like totally embarrassed by how crazy
Speaker 1: I was acting. But like you know he was adorable,
Speaker 1: So you're really fallen for this dude? Huh? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: felt really hard. Twice I walked out the door of
Speaker 1: the date and someone hall hoped in the glass door
Speaker 1: for me, and I smacked right into it. Literally. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we were thinking. I was thinking figuratively, but apparently not
Speaker 1: on this date. You actually fell out to the ground.
Speaker 1: It's true. I literally got hit in the head with
Speaker 1: the door. I have a knock like a boose egg
Speaker 1: on my head to prove it. Did you what did
Speaker 1: you do when you ran into a glass door and
Speaker 1: almost snacked yourself out? Okay? Well, this party is kind
Speaker 1: of like a rom comb because he actually caught me
Speaker 1: and yes, and walked into the car like Jessica out
Speaker 1: of a rom comb. He's so sweet and made me
Speaker 1: just like fall in love with him even more. He
Speaker 1: caught you, you locked eyes and it started to rain
Speaker 1: the rom comb. Say that the klutzy girl is always
Speaker 1: the one that gets the guy, all right, I don't
Speaker 1: know not in this case. Did you kiss after the date? Well,
Speaker 1: he actually drove me home and locked me in my
Speaker 1: door and we had a romantic kiss at the door. Okay,
Speaker 1: and if you tell me after that kiss, you turned
Speaker 1: around and smacked your face on your closed door again.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna to anything else weird happened after that. The
Speaker 1: only weird thing that happened after that is that he
Speaker 1: didn't call me for a second date. And how long
Speaker 1: has it been since you heard from him? A week
Speaker 1: and a half? Calling me? I love him so much?
Speaker 1: You love them not calling me? Don't don't I'm okay,
Speaker 1: don't say that. Do you mean that for real? You
Speaker 1: love him? Or you're just like kind of being like,
Speaker 1: oh I love this guy personality. No, I love him.
Speaker 1: We connect like a great time, even though I was
Speaker 1: a total clutch. Okay, Well, we'll play a song, come back,
Speaker 1: and we'll call him and get your second date update.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you so much. I need your help
Speaker 1: so badly. I've got to get this guy back in
Speaker 1: my life. All right. Well, well, while you're on a
Speaker 1: hole of trying not to like hit yourself in the
Speaker 1: head with the phone repeatedly, okay, brooking jubil in the morning. Second,
Speaker 1: if you're just tuning in for the second date update,
Speaker 1: it can pretty much only be summed up like this,
Speaker 1: coming this fall to the CW Sarah met Luke at
Speaker 1: a party. They went out and shared some laughs at
Speaker 1: a restaurant, and then the unthinkable happened. Her Italian dish
Speaker 1: spilled in her lap and her water fell to the ground,
Speaker 1: and then when leaving the restaurant, she accidentally hid her
Speaker 1: face on the glass door. That's right. Although she got
Speaker 1: a kiss at the end of the night, she's not
Speaker 1: getting a call back and she thinks it's probably because
Speaker 1: all of the wacky hijinks that ensued on her first date.
Speaker 1: Today second date update is called Spaghetti with a Side
Speaker 1: of Love coming this fall to a station near you.
Speaker 1: You need to work on the title. I think it
Speaker 1: could work. Yes, Sarah is on the phone with us today.
Speaker 1: She wants to all the guy named Luke. She said
Speaker 1: that her first date with him was just a string
Speaker 1: of errors, and she thinks she's not getting a call
Speaker 1: back because he might have thought she was a little
Speaker 1: clutzy and a little odd because she also brought up
Speaker 1: her dead grandparents on the date. And in the first segment, Sarah,
Speaker 1: you said that you love this guy. Yeah, I'm crazy
Speaker 1: about them. Wow? All right? Can I just just some
Speaker 1: girl advice once we talk to him, do not drop
Speaker 1: the love word again the rest of this conversation. Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll see. I don't know if I'll be able to
Speaker 1: hold back. Girl. Are you ready to make the phone call? Yes? Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Oh these two kookie love birds make
Speaker 1: it work. I'm sorry, the promo for the TV show
Speaker 1: is just running through my head right now. I can't concentrate.
Speaker 1: Hell alright, got I speak to Luke please? Hey, Luke,
Speaker 1: how are you? This is je Bull from Brook and
Speaker 1: Jewel in the Morning. All right, sorry, a radio show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're a morning radio show and we actually got an
Speaker 1: email about you from one of our listeners. What does
Speaker 1: that mean. It means that one of our listeners really
Speaker 1: wants to reach out to you because you went on
Speaker 1: a date with them and now you're not calling them back. Okay,
Speaker 1: May I ask who this person is? Yes, you may.
Speaker 1: Her name is Sarah, and you guys recently went out
Speaker 1: on a date an Italian restaurant, even kissed at the
Speaker 1: end of the night. But she's been trying to get
Speaker 1: a hold of you and you have not been returning
Speaker 1: her phone calls. Sarah from a party Sarah, Yeah, she said,
Speaker 1: you guys met at a party before you went out
Speaker 1: and then we went out. Is that a question? Yeah,
Speaker 1: she told us about your date. She said you met
Speaker 1: at the party and then went out for a nice
Speaker 1: evening at italian restaurant. She thinks that you're not calling
Speaker 1: her back because she had spilled food at one point
Speaker 1: and then kind of knocked her head on a door.
Speaker 1: Or is this is this some sort of weird joke.
Speaker 1: I mean, I met a Sarah at a party not
Speaker 1: too long ago, but we haven't There wasn't a date
Speaker 1: after that. You didn't go out on a date with
Speaker 1: a girl named Sarah, No, sir, did you, Kiah? Make
Speaker 1: sure I got the right guy? So you didn't meet
Speaker 1: a girl named Sarah at a party and then take
Speaker 1: her to dinner at an Italian restaurant. I met a
Speaker 1: girl named Sarah at a party and we hung out
Speaker 1: for a little bit and things were fine at the party.
Speaker 1: But I haven't actually seen her since the party. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's confusing because she gave us a timeline of about
Speaker 1: a week and a half ago. Was this about a
Speaker 1: week and a half ago? Correct? The party was about
Speaker 1: a week and a half. Did you kiss Sarah the
Speaker 1: Sarah that you met at the party? We did kiss
Speaker 1: at the party, and actually, I mean since the party.
Speaker 1: I've tried to get a hold of her, but she
Speaker 1: hasn't answered the phone or returned any of my calls.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the hell's going here. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to figure out why we would have bad information. I
Speaker 1: don't know you're so Sarah from the party really called
Speaker 1: you guys? Yeah, I called them because you won't leave
Speaker 1: me the alone Luke who say night tax get the
Speaker 1: away from me? Stage five Clare Sarah, Yeah, Sarah, Sarah
Speaker 1: from the party Sarah, Yeah, but one, you won't leave
Speaker 1: alone because you're stalking me. You're a psychopath. Leave me alone.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what it's going on right now.
Speaker 1: I don't you want to wear my skin? That's what's
Speaker 1: going on? Your psycho? Who is? Who is this? For real?
Speaker 1: It's Sarah. I had to come and do a radio
Speaker 1: station to get you to off my back. What I don't?
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't understand what you're saying. Yeah, neither
Speaker 1: do I, Sarah. Did You've made the whole story about
Speaker 1: your first date with this dude up from the meatball
Speaker 1: spilling on you to hitting the door to the kiss
Speaker 1: at the end of the night. Yes, you made it up.
Speaker 1: What would you terrifying when you're getting stock by a
Speaker 1: psycho killer? Man? Wait? Is it that bad? Sarah to?
Speaker 1: You keeps calling me day and night and then I
Speaker 1: get text messages NonStop. He's emailing me. He facebooks me, Like,
Speaker 1: how did you even get my email? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: It's like it's like I did do you gave me
Speaker 1: your number at the party. I tried to call you.
Speaker 1: I see you a couple of texts, you like, maybe
Speaker 1: get a drink sometime. You wouldn't even respond to my text? Yeah,
Speaker 1: because you're psycho. Like even contacted a friend of mine
Speaker 1: and started and you know, getting in touch with her.
Speaker 1: I'm ringing NonStop and like, you take the hands. If
Speaker 1: I'm not getting back to you, I'm not interested, Luke.
Speaker 1: Are you really like contacting her on Facebook and email
Speaker 1: and you contacted her friend? Is that true? I mean yeah,
Speaker 1: like I reached out, emailed her, and I reached out
Speaker 1: on Facebook, but it was only it was after she
Speaker 1: didn't respond to text or a phone call, so I didn't.
Speaker 1: I mean, I didn't know what else to do. I
Speaker 1: mean I really liked her. I thought that we hit
Speaker 1: it off pretty good. It wasn't like a psycho thing
Speaker 1: at all. There's not a body bag, it's not It's
Speaker 1: just I just wanted to hang out again. I was
Speaker 1: just being a little persistent. Oh my god, a little persistent,
Speaker 1: like persistent isn't and calling me night and day, having
Speaker 1: flowers all over to my house, nailing me, text messaging me,
Speaker 1: calling my workplace. You called me at the firm, and
Speaker 1: I've got people, you know. Are you not over exaggerating?
Speaker 1: Am I not over exaggerating? What? It's a Shakespeare? What
Speaker 1: does that question means? Sorry about this? What do you
Speaker 1: What do you mean? I'm not over exaggerating. Now you're
Speaker 1: telling me how I feel. I'm just asking if you're
Speaker 1: over exaggerating. That is he really sending flowers to your
Speaker 1: house and calling your office and all that stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's doing all of it. Yeah, I'm calling you guys.
Speaker 1: Why do you think I killed this elaborate ploy to
Speaker 1: get him away from me? Oh my god? What did
Speaker 1: the text message is say that he's sending you? What
Speaker 1: does it matter what the text messages even say? I
Speaker 1: just I saw a girl at a party. We hit
Speaker 1: it off. He gave me your phone number and that
Speaker 1: and that's it. Like I just I was trying to
Speaker 1: reach out, that's it. And yeah, okay, so I sent
Speaker 1: you flowers and that's like I wanted you to know
Speaker 1: that I liked you. I didn't think it was creepy.
Speaker 1: I was just affectionate. I just wanted to say, hey,
Speaker 1: are you thinking about you that? Do you think it's
Speaker 1: sweet to give me flowers? How did you even find
Speaker 1: out my address? One on trial? Right now? I was
Speaker 1: I was trying to do a sweet thing. You call
Speaker 1: a radio station, you crazy? Hey, Luke, Luke, Hey, Luke.
Speaker 1: You know what though, man like I gotta take her
Speaker 1: side on this. You shouldn't be sending flowers of somebody's
Speaker 1: house if you don't know where they live. And it's
Speaker 1: like the first time you met them at a party.
Speaker 1: Wait a second, man, you're you're taking her side right now? Yeah, liety,
Speaker 1: she told you we went on a date at some
Speaker 1: Italian restaurant and even happened. Yeah, but she she won't
Speaker 1: even respond, She won't even text me back. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: she said the flower thing, and you didn't deny that,
Speaker 1: And to me, that's a little much. So I get
Speaker 1: where she's coming from. Wanted her to know that I
Speaker 1: liked her. I was, hey, thinking about you sent you
Speaker 1: some flowers. Let me be guilty. You know what I'm
Speaker 1: done with you now now you know how I feel
Speaker 1: and me the alone. Okay, Hey, Luke, are you still there?
Speaker 1: Whoa was that guy? I don't know. She she lied
Speaker 1: to us and said that you guys went out on
Speaker 1: a date to get you on the phone, obviously to
Speaker 1: tell you to back off. And I think after this conversation,
Speaker 1: it might be a good idea for you to back off. Yeah,
Speaker 1: back off, that's great. Like's like back off from the
Speaker 1: girl who's being lost her mind and called her radio
Speaker 1: station just to get me to leave her alone. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But dude, if you're doing all that, if you're Facebook
Speaker 1: messaging her friends and texting her day and night and
Speaker 1: calling her non stop and sending flowers to an address
Speaker 1: that she didn't know you had, you can't You can't
Speaker 1: see her point a little bit, dude. She never even
Speaker 1: wrote back to the very first text face. Man, I
Speaker 1: was just reaching out. All she had to do was
Speaker 1: let me know, just let me know straight up that
Speaker 1: she wasn't interested, and I would I would have backed off. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But like after a week of not hearing from her,
Speaker 1: that should be a sign she's not interested. You know what,
Speaker 1: man like to leave me alone with have fun calling
Speaker 1: another dude out of his work day and ruining that guy.
Speaker 1: All right, I will have fun. Okay, So they've both
Speaker 1: hung up, and at this point I have to do
Speaker 1: it every time, no matter what. I would love to
Speaker 1: ask if they'll go on a second date with each other. Hey, Luke,
Speaker 1: would you go out with Sarah again? We'll pay for it. Yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: she sounds cool. Sarah, would you like to go out
Speaker 1: with Luke? Yeah? Here's this lack and very much congratulations
Speaker 1: a successful second day and update. Thanks you guys, he
Speaker 1: sir h, thanks a lot. Dude loves in the air. Wow,
Speaker 1: thanks appreciate it. In the morning, you've made the whole
Speaker 1: story about your first date with this dude up. Yes,
Speaker 1: you made it up. Terrifying when you getting stock by
Speaker 1: a cycle killer man text in at seven eight, five
Speaker 1: to nine two that says Brook and Jewel just got played.
Speaker 1: Yeah we did. If you missed the second date update,
Speaker 1: this girl named Sarah said that she wanted to call
Speaker 1: a dude named Luke. They had a fantastic date and
Speaker 1: she was in love and it was the best date ever.
Speaker 1: We got the guy on the phone. They didn't even
Speaker 1: go out on a date. They met at a party,
Speaker 1: hooked up, and apparently he wouldn't leave her alone, and
Speaker 1: she thought the best way to get him off her
Speaker 1: case was to lie to us to do a second
Speaker 1: date update where she could just yell at him and
Speaker 1: tell him she wasn't interested, which is weird because I mean,
Speaker 1: we invite all sorts of stalkers onto this show. I
Speaker 1: don't know why she just couldn't have been truthful, for
Speaker 1: a lot of people are texting in at seven eight
Speaker 1: five to nine to two saying why couldn't she have
Speaker 1: just texted him and said she wasn't interested instead of
Speaker 1: going through all this trouble to do a second date update.
Speaker 1: Another text in at seven eight five to nine two
Speaker 1: that said he seemed sweet. Persistence is just not something
Speaker 1: a lot of guys do anymore. I'm sorry, I am.
Speaker 1: I have had a guy drop off a gift at
Speaker 1: my house and I never gave him my address, and
Speaker 1: that is just like it's yeah, he delivered her flowers
Speaker 1: to her address, but she never gave him the address,
Speaker 1: so that freaked her out. I think I think Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think. I think they're both a little nutty. They
Speaker 1: might have been. Yeah, they should actually definitely go out
Speaker 1: on a second date.