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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glaser Podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello here, I am

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Speaker 1: welcome to the show. It's Thursday. It's Nicki Laser Podcast.

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Speaker 1: I'm Nicki Andrews here now it's here. Um, so we'll

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Speaker 1: be here next week. Right at the gate. We gotta

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Speaker 1: tell you guys, we're taking a vacation next week. No shows,

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Speaker 1: no shows. Sorry to tell you this way. You have

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Speaker 1: to find out somehow, but we deserve it. What are

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Speaker 1: you guys gonna do on your week off? I was

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Speaker 1: just about to ask you, really, you have no one

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Speaker 1: with Florida, none except I'm gonna hit a lot of

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Speaker 1: golf balls. Well, there you go. You're going to Florida.

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Speaker 1: Mm hmm. It's going to be by the beach. Next

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Speaker 1: part by the beach. Oh yeah, like there burgers. I

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Speaker 1: think it was like the original Ledgie burger. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: probably the first veggie burger was like light meat. Um,

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Speaker 1: so are you going with av Yeah, I'm going with

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Speaker 1: a V. I'm going to be AIRBB hotel. What's the sitch? No,

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Speaker 1: flies are so expensive. Luckily my brother and sister in

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Speaker 1: law have a place there, so we're gonna stay with them.

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Speaker 1: Spent some time with my nephew, and that's it. Just

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Speaker 1: relax and it's for how many days, um, going from

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Speaker 1: Monday to Saturday. When you stay with your sister and

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Speaker 1: um your brother and sister in law, is that right? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: when you stay with them, do you feel like pressure

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Speaker 1: to hang and like do things that Like that's the

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Speaker 1: only problem I have with staying at someone's house, as

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Speaker 1: you have to be like on their schedule. Um, and

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Speaker 1: I can start to panic that like they're gonna get

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Speaker 1: they're gonna think I sleep too Like they're gonna think

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Speaker 1: I go to bed too late. They're gonna eat weird

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Speaker 1: at weird times. I'm going to like do activities that

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Speaker 1: they want to do. Any fears of that or you

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Speaker 1: just very much like I used to feel that way.

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Speaker 1: But we rented a car so we could be independent.

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Speaker 1: My sister in law is going to be working. Um,

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Speaker 1: so like everyone kind of has like their own like

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Speaker 1: sphere of like stuff going on. Obvious friend is actually

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Speaker 1: here visiting us for the week, and we gave him

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Speaker 1: our car, so he like went to the museum and

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Speaker 1: he's doing all these things on his own. And then

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Speaker 1: at the end of the day we meet up. We

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Speaker 1: here about his day and we do some thing together.

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Speaker 1: People that go and visit people that like live in

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Speaker 1: a city and you stay with them, don't expect them

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Speaker 1: to be your tour guide. Have your own ship planned.

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Speaker 1: I don't. And also if you have people, say at

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Speaker 1: your house, don't expect those people to hang out with

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Speaker 1: you all the time. But both of you. Everyone needs

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Speaker 1: to start taking care of themselves a little bit better

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Speaker 1: in this world. I think that that so many people

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Speaker 1: are like, you know, oh, we have these people coming,

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Speaker 1: we have to entertain them. I'm like, no, you don't.

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Speaker 1: They You're doing them a favor by letting them stay

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Speaker 1: at your house. You do not need to throw them

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Speaker 1: parties and dinners. And it's like, where's my excel spreadsheet

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Speaker 1: of all the museum. I'm like, buy a book called

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Speaker 1: Explore St. Louis. Yeah, Like, that's not our responsibility. This

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Speaker 1: isn't the nineties where you have to like rely on

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Speaker 1: word of mouth about what to do around. I want

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Speaker 1: have something. I'm going to Denver. I'm going, Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: flying from Toronto to Denver. I'm meeting um person at

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Speaker 1: the airport and then we are going to um get

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Speaker 1: an Airbnb, which I just got a message from the

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Speaker 1: person who's our host, who's like, hey, um, so I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna be there when you check in. I don't want

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Speaker 1: host checking man. I want to find a key underneath

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Speaker 1: don't want to. I don't want to talk to someone.

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Speaker 1: I'm a fan. I would love to meet you and

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Speaker 1: show you how to work a hot Can I cancel

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Speaker 1: my reservation then? Because I don't want this? This is

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Speaker 1: not what I want. The thing is you You sometimes

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Speaker 1: want to sign up under your name to be like, hey,

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Speaker 1: maybe give me a deal if you know my name.

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Speaker 1: But at the same time, you never get a deal.

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Speaker 1: at JACKUZI and also would be cool to meet you.

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Speaker 1: Is that? Are you paying for that? Meet and great?

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Speaker 1: He's in j He's like, yeah, come on in, it's

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Speaker 1: it's warm. You hit the button right here when I

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Speaker 1: get there. See your friend Catherine? Yes, so Catherine, my

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Speaker 1: best friend sent her first because she looks just like you.

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Speaker 1: Be like your sister. That's a good idea. Have her

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Speaker 1: in person or just have her say like saying, hey,

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Speaker 1: I just I'm sending my assistant. Oh yeah, but she

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Speaker 1: my sister is coming into town. I'm flying her there,

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Speaker 1: gonna go see Barnic Good Ladies and jin Blossoms and

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Speaker 1: someone else told the wets Rocket at Red Rocks on Wednesday.

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Speaker 1: Toad man, I don't know any toad songs, but I

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Speaker 1: know definitely it's slow. I know it's slow. Froggy win down,

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Speaker 1: mother rivers hunt. Yeah, I just picture any so weird

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Speaker 1: toads things about frog. That's all they do. It's all

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Speaker 1: amphibian bays. I haven't. Yeah, they only do yeah. Wait,

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Speaker 1: So it's annoying because he puts that out there, and

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Speaker 1: then you kind of I believe I eats lies. I

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Speaker 1: got bu guys. Yes, I think about it on my

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Speaker 1: lillipad A croaking nut and it feels so bad. I

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Speaker 1: I thought we're gonna say sure, it wasn't something. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but you have to feel like any bit of like

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Speaker 1: feeling like I can't meet like that, like like how

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Speaker 1: does someone not know that? That's just like it happens

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Speaker 1: with every interaction I have online. I bought a guitar

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Speaker 1: and it was almost like I can just deliver it

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Speaker 1: to you at your show in Baltimore. How much your tickets?

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Speaker 1: I can get you free tickets, bring me the guitar. Um.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't seem like it's gonna work. It's just like

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Speaker 1: everything eBay, like is this the Nikki glizz listen. I

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Speaker 1: am flattered, but I wanted to just add to my experience,

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Speaker 1: take a guitar picture. People are a lot of Airbnb

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Speaker 1: is getting a lot of hate. Really well, there's all

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Speaker 1: these new apps where you can download and see if

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Speaker 1: there's other if there's video cameras there, oh yeah, ten cameras.

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Speaker 1: They're like inside everything. Please record me and put out,

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Speaker 1: put out, put out a tape. Please. My star needs

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Speaker 1: to rise. I've always said this. I would be horrified

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Speaker 1: be I would feel invaded. I would feel uh raped

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Speaker 1: seek it. I will never, I will always. I don't

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Speaker 1: even have a sex tape, so there's nothing that they

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Speaker 1: I didn't know cameras there. It's like there were four

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Speaker 1: no idea. I had no idea that Teddy Bear that

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Speaker 1: was a coughing lamp. Well, those cameras are kind of

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Speaker 1: funny because they like they put them in like you know,

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Speaker 1: it comes back of blue colors, I don't even know.

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Speaker 1: Like the thing you do I don't even understand, Like

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Speaker 1: little things that you go. I love a hotel. Give

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Speaker 1: like everything. It's the opposite of a house. I don't

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Speaker 1: course that he used to sea use flying from Toronto

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Speaker 1: and just wear tassels or something. That would be hilarious

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Speaker 1: what if you had Bert's face as the nipple? That

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Speaker 1: then I love Bert like you know, it's it's all friends,

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Speaker 1: it's gonna be fun, but it's just and boom boom

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Speaker 1: I know the rules. There's no way that Bert Kreisher

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Speaker 1: isn't shooting on a bus. That's all he's doing. I

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Speaker 1: bag in a bin pooping that, tie it up and

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Speaker 1: the way you pick up Dave Matthews and then you

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Speaker 1: dump it in the Chicago River. Don't drink the world?

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Speaker 1: Um was that written before? After? It was written before

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Speaker 1: it was so? I mean, whoever made the connection? I

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Speaker 1: So he was in the bag and didn't he leave

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Speaker 1: is that on your car? And he's like that's a

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00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:50,879
Speaker 1: guy from my my company. And I was like, no,

424
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:54,320
Speaker 1: whose canoe is it. He's like it's uh, it's big

425
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:57,840
Speaker 1: Muddies And I was like, no, whose canoe is it.

426
00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:59,960
Speaker 1: He's like, I go, Dad, I think it's your cane

427
00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:02,040
Speaker 1: and he's like, oh, I wish. And then we did

428
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:03,359
Speaker 1: the whole thing and then we're like it is And

429
00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:05,360
Speaker 1: then of course my dad's like, I wish this a way.

430
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:07,600
Speaker 1: Matt's like sixty seven pounds and he goes that's too heavy.

431
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:09,560
Speaker 1: I can't lift that, Matt, I can't lift that. I

432
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:12,280
Speaker 1: can't lift that. So he's returning it for a different canoe.

433
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:14,680
Speaker 1: It turns out it's a gift certificate. It's the heaviest

434
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:17,440
Speaker 1: gift certificate we've ever given someone, because he's just returning

435
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:21,199
Speaker 1: it for a different canoe. I'm like, we could have

436
00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:23,840
Speaker 1: just written on a card you get a canoe instead

437
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:28,560
Speaker 1: of like lugging it on top of the cart. And

438
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:30,440
Speaker 1: you know what, I deferred to Matt. I was gonna

439
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:32,080
Speaker 1: ask my dad, like, hey, if you got to like

440
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:34,280
Speaker 1: or ask my mom because she knows, she knows what

441
00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:36,680
Speaker 1: my dad wants. But Matt's like, I got it. I'm

442
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:39,800
Speaker 1: a big muddy man, like I know. So I deferred

443
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:42,359
Speaker 1: to Matt and he totally got one. That's and he's like,

444
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:44,520
Speaker 1: I can carry it, and I go, you're young. My

445
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:47,320
Speaker 1: dad is old, like, don't make him carry heavy things.

446
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:49,159
Speaker 1: And I said to my dad, well, why don't you

447
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:50,879
Speaker 1: just keep this one. You only take this canoe out

448
00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:53,040
Speaker 1: when you have like a friend with you, And he's like,

449
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:55,840
Speaker 1: one goes out with me anymore. It's all by myself.

450
00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:59,720
Speaker 1: My friends of my friends of canoes arens this is

451
00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:02,159
Speaker 1: too So it's just like again the same thing he

452
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:04,919
Speaker 1: said about my guitar. Remember when I got the guitar.

453
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:08,360
Speaker 1: He's like, it's it's pretty heavy, and I go with

454
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:11,440
Speaker 1: somebody who cares what it's like, why do you get

455
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:14,840
Speaker 1: you have to worry about? Yes, I think that's it.

456
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,879
Speaker 1: And with the guitar, I was like, who cares if

457
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:21,240
Speaker 1: it's heavy day? He goes, you try to, well, I

458
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:23,119
Speaker 1: think you'll care when you're playing this for three hours

459
00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:25,360
Speaker 1: on stage? I go, why would ever play an electric

460
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:29,160
Speaker 1: guitar on stage standing for three hours? First of all,

461
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:31,840
Speaker 1: I've never that will never happen to me ever, And

462
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:33,840
Speaker 1: you switch up guitars. Even if you are a musician

463
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:37,520
Speaker 1: that plays for three hours, you're insane minute all too well.

464
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:41,560
Speaker 1: So I gotta say though that you're right. There's just

465
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:44,800
Speaker 1: like something about men when they get older, they just

466
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:52,680
Speaker 1: get really perse nickitty and just everything's a like what

467
00:23:53,119 --> 00:23:56,399
Speaker 1: God Like, there's no patience. It's just a it's a

468
00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:59,880
Speaker 1: new it's a it's an old man thing. It's gonna

469
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:03,600
Speaker 1: and my dad, like ten years ago, we noticed no patience,

470
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:06,399
Speaker 1: really upset about things like who's so like at my

471
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:09,679
Speaker 1: birthday party? Who stole my wine? Dad? We are in

472
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:13,040
Speaker 1: a private room with all my friends. No one stole

473
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:16,600
Speaker 1: your wine. Stole your wine? It's literally I just moved

474
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,200
Speaker 1: it to this other table that is right next to you.

475
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:23,080
Speaker 1: But you go from instead of looking maybe six centimeters

476
00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:25,560
Speaker 1: to the left for a different place, you go to

477
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:29,080
Speaker 1: someone stole. It's like it's a light wine. It's easy

478
00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:35,080
Speaker 1: to win, and just like this like just jumping to stole.

479
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:38,480
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm sure there's some people out there that

480
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:40,359
Speaker 1: that you know what I'm talking about. I mean, this

481
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:42,600
Speaker 1: is the same kind of where you lose your parents

482
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:44,119
Speaker 1: to Q and on and you go, my dad was

483
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:46,560
Speaker 1: a smart person. What the funk happened that he thinks

484
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:49,479
Speaker 1: Hillary Clinton's molesting babies underneath the pizza parlor. It's like,

485
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,960
Speaker 1: this is the slow and it's gonna It's not just

486
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,960
Speaker 1: my dad, It's gonna happen to all of us. I think,

487
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:56,159
Speaker 1: just start losing your mind away. You start to be

488
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:59,720
Speaker 1: sed that I only have this many years where I

489
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:02,359
Speaker 1: could I should carry a canoe and do this on

490
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:05,600
Speaker 1: my own where I won't need help. Then eventually, I

491
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:09,439
Speaker 1: think you get more relaxed when you finally when you

492
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:12,600
Speaker 1: give up like that. I think he hasn't given up yet,

493
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:14,639
Speaker 1: which he shouldn't, but I'm just saying like he's not

494
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,760
Speaker 1: old enough to give up and just be like here

495
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:19,480
Speaker 1: is something about just like yeah, getting older that you

496
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:22,919
Speaker 1: just whittling would on a on a porch, you know,

497
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:25,640
Speaker 1: and you're just like looking out at the day. You're like, wow,

498
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:28,880
Speaker 1: look at that the trees blowing. Yeah, gifts, You're gonna

499
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:31,720
Speaker 1: get a lot easier as he ages. Yet here is

500
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:34,240
Speaker 1: I made you a posta necklace like they can get

501
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:36,560
Speaker 1: back to like really dumb stuff. There's like I love

502
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:40,720
Speaker 1: that my neck is not as strong as it used

503
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:43,840
Speaker 1: to be, just like it's flat noodles. I don't know,

504
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:45,800
Speaker 1: I feel like everyone though over I mean, I've been

505
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:49,639
Speaker 1: agitated too and just like snapping at at dumb stuff

506
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:53,359
Speaker 1: and um taking things personally and like, I don't know,

507
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:56,600
Speaker 1: I've just been like doing this trick where when I've

508
00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:58,800
Speaker 1: talked about it before, but it always helps me. I

509
00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:01,119
Speaker 1: just go. If ever I'm feeling like last time, I

510
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:03,600
Speaker 1: was feeling a lot of jealousy over some dumb thing

511
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:09,120
Speaker 1: that I was I was feeling jealous over someone and

512
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:11,600
Speaker 1: feeling like really threatened by it and all these things,

513
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:13,679
Speaker 1: and I just was like, I was like, oh, I'm

514
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:15,159
Speaker 1: not gonna be able to get to sleep, and I

515
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,240
Speaker 1: needed to get to sleep because I've had a full

516
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:19,600
Speaker 1: day today. I did radio for three hours. I did.

517
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:22,120
Speaker 1: I went to the eye doctor and I went to

518
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:25,399
Speaker 1: the dentist. All today already and so I was like,

519
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:26,919
Speaker 1: I have to get up at five am. It was

520
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:30,280
Speaker 1: eleven and I was fuming over this thing. And then

521
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:33,199
Speaker 1: I was like, what if you had no ego? How

522
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:36,840
Speaker 1: would you feel right now? If you literally had no ego? Like,

523
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:39,600
Speaker 1: just act as if you literally are just like a

524
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:43,040
Speaker 1: piece of seaweed that has no skin in the game,

525
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:45,359
Speaker 1: because you really are a piece of seaweed. You you

526
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:49,000
Speaker 1: aren't you aren't your You're a bunch of cells that

527
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,439
Speaker 1: are shooting off things making you think you're aself and

528
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:53,920
Speaker 1: that you have like these feelings, but you really are

529
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 1: just a bag of cells that are just You're like

530
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:00,560
Speaker 1: a computer that is running, and you think that you're

531
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:03,160
Speaker 1: like more important. We think we're more important than we are.

532
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:04,959
Speaker 1: But if you just take your ego out, like if

533
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:08,080
Speaker 1: you're like I don't know if I'm I'm upset about

534
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:10,679
Speaker 1: oh this person got this thing and I didn't get it.

535
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 1: If I just go what would I feel if nothing,

536
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:17,520
Speaker 1: if that stuff didn't matter to me, Like, how would

537
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:19,199
Speaker 1: I act? And then you just you go, like what

538
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:22,440
Speaker 1: if I was just a baby, like and had just

539
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:24,919
Speaker 1: was like a thing that existed and for some reason

540
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:27,120
Speaker 1: that just like it's this new thing I've been doing

541
00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:29,960
Speaker 1: that just like helps me. What if I had no ego?

542
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:31,679
Speaker 1: What what would I feel right now? And you literally

543
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,280
Speaker 1: feel nothing, like you can't get hurt, like if you

544
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:37,720
Speaker 1: have no ego, if you have no like you can't

545
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:40,359
Speaker 1: feel bad. There's just something about it that actually works

546
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:42,800
Speaker 1: for me to take me out of Like you couldn't

547
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:46,119
Speaker 1: feel bad because nothing, you aren't anything to feel bad about.

548
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:49,879
Speaker 1: You are just I don't know why it works for me,

549
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:51,960
Speaker 1: but I just like don't get jael. I can just

550
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:54,080
Speaker 1: immediately snap out of it, and it's not like it

551
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:57,639
Speaker 1: doesn't come back, but it shows me what is true,

552
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:01,000
Speaker 1: which is like none of this really mad. In two weeks,

553
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:04,640
Speaker 1: two days, two hours, This thing I'm lit up about

554
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:06,959
Speaker 1: is not gonna matter, and it will be as if

555
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:12,159
Speaker 1: it never existed. Makes sense. I just think sometimes like

556
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:15,880
Speaker 1: if you go I have no ego, I'll let it enough,

557
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,320
Speaker 1: everything will roll off. Then it's like then when do

558
00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:20,320
Speaker 1: you stand up for yourself or when do you know

559
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:22,640
Speaker 1: you can't if your ego lists? I mean, you still

560
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:24,440
Speaker 1: have to like have wants and needs and you still

561
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:26,280
Speaker 1: have to survive as a humans. You're still going to

562
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:28,960
Speaker 1: have like desires. But if you do lose your ego

563
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:35,040
Speaker 1: and nothing, can you imagine if nothing affected whether you

564
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:39,080
Speaker 1: were mad, we're worth, didn't make you feel like, didn't

565
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:41,880
Speaker 1: make because everything we get angry about makes us is

566
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 1: because we're feeling unlovable, unseen on taking care of, like, unappreciated,

567
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 1: and it's all stuff that being like, I deserve respect,

568
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,920
Speaker 1: but if you were just like that has nothing to

569
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,960
Speaker 1: do with me, and I just art. It doesn't really

570
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:58,240
Speaker 1: affect my bottom line if that person likes me or not, Like,

571
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:00,800
Speaker 1: I'm still going to be sitting here, living and breathing,

572
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:03,560
Speaker 1: and I guess it could affect your bottom line that like,

573
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:04,840
Speaker 1: oh you might not get a job, or you might

574
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:06,880
Speaker 1: not get a boyfriend or whatever. But it just there's

575
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:10,720
Speaker 1: something about if you were just a mailbox, how would

576
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:14,040
Speaker 1: this person's hatred of you? Oh I hate that mailbox.

577
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:16,840
Speaker 1: That mailbox is still just a fucking mailbox. It's there

578
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:22,120
Speaker 1: their feelings about it or them. Like I was, I

579
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 1: was jealous about some person that I felt threatened by,

580
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:29,120
Speaker 1: like oh, like my boyfriend is going to be attracted

581
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:32,080
Speaker 1: to them, And I was just like, what is this

582
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:35,840
Speaker 1: story I'm tell like who? First of all, Okay, let's

583
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:38,960
Speaker 1: say my worst case scenario that my boyfriend falls in

584
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:42,240
Speaker 1: love with another girl. It's just the same person that

585
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:46,320
Speaker 1: gets the job last night. No, No, this is the story.

586
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 1: I was just giving example of the job about. I

587
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:52,239
Speaker 1: was just jealous of a girl that I have no

588
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:54,880
Speaker 1: reason to be jealous of. But it was like, all

589
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:56,840
Speaker 1: of a sudden, I was just like, okay, let's write

590
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:59,120
Speaker 1: it out like what happens. Okay, so he falls my

591
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:00,960
Speaker 1: worst case scenario, he falls in love with her, he

592
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,960
Speaker 1: realizes she's better than me, and he moves on, and

593
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,480
Speaker 1: I was just like, Okay, I will be very sad.

594
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:07,480
Speaker 1: I'll feel like I'm not pretty enough, I'm not as

595
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:09,280
Speaker 1: good as this person. I'm not enough. And then it's

596
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:13,560
Speaker 1: like okay, well then like I'll just find someone else

597
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:15,840
Speaker 1: and maybe he'll be happy, and maybe I want him

598
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:18,040
Speaker 1: to be with someone that makes like I just like

599
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:20,520
Speaker 1: wrote it out and was like it'll be fine, like

600
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:24,040
Speaker 1: this whole like catastrophizing, like fine, Okay, well then he'll

601
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:26,719
Speaker 1: stay in St. Louis and I'll leave and I'll go

602
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:29,120
Speaker 1: somewhere else and start over, like I really was like,

603
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,200
Speaker 1: I won't be able to stay here. I would have

604
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:32,840
Speaker 1: to leave. I don't want to see him around town

605
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:34,920
Speaker 1: with this new girl. But I was like, oh, then

606
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:36,840
Speaker 1: that would be a new adventure. I'll go somewhere and

607
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 1: I'll meet new people, Like a whole life will open

608
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:42,400
Speaker 1: up to me. That wouldn't if he didn't find this

609
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 1: this girl. Does this girl even pose a threat to

610
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:48,480
Speaker 1: me or even exist? No, it is my imagination, But

611
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:50,720
Speaker 1: even my worst case scenario of that imagination is still

612
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:54,800
Speaker 1: going to be okay. I mean, he really played this

613
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:56,960
Speaker 1: all out, like what what were you doing? While you're

614
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 1: doing all this making my bed or folding clothes and

615
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:04,240
Speaker 1: like it in my room and just getting in my

616
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:06,720
Speaker 1: head in my head. But I always do that of

617
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:09,080
Speaker 1: like okay and then what and then what? And if

618
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:12,000
Speaker 1: it doesn't lead to you dying and being homeless on

619
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:13,840
Speaker 1: the street with no one loving you and bugs in

620
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:17,640
Speaker 1: your eyeballs and hair, then really it's not where. It's

621
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:21,240
Speaker 1: just you're gonna be okay. I think also that pattern

622
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:24,600
Speaker 1: of things, like that pattern of thinking real quick, is

623
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:30,320
Speaker 1: also like the anxious attachment, oh sabotaging what you have

624
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:34,400
Speaker 1: that voice in your head, but just tries to ruin you.

625
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:37,080
Speaker 1: It's not sabotaging it. I was just it was actually

626
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 1: I was at peace with whatever happens because I don't

627
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:43,000
Speaker 1: have control over those things. And yes, I can say

628
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 1: that it's unlikely this will happen, and Nikki, that's stupid.

629
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 1: But for me, a better way to get over something

630
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:50,720
Speaker 1: is to play it out and realize that my biggest

631
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:53,680
Speaker 1: fear really doesn't hold that much to be afraid of.

632
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:57,080
Speaker 1: I'm not going to be decapitated because he finds another woman.

633
00:31:57,520 --> 00:31:59,120
Speaker 1: If that is the thing that happens in my life.

634
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:02,480
Speaker 1: My biggest fear if if you know my if he

635
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:05,240
Speaker 1: if something happens to Chris, if he dies, it would

636
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:11,000
Speaker 1: be devastating to my life. But it everything will be okay,

637
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:13,000
Speaker 1: Like it'll be I can, I can. If I just

638
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 1: played out, I'm like, okay, but I'm gonna lose him

639
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 1: at some point, like or I'm gonna die, like we

640
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:20,760
Speaker 1: lose everyone we know. I just play it out and

641
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:23,880
Speaker 1: I go. It just helps me. But I'm absolutely anxious attached, like,

642
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:27,160
Speaker 1: but there are other times that I'm very um avoidance.

643
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:30,920
Speaker 1: I flip Noah, I go back and forth between avoidant

644
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:35,440
Speaker 1: and anxious attached and I need to read more about

645
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:39,880
Speaker 1: the book. And I'm really loving this new book, Becoming Yourself,

646
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 1: coming yourself, coming alive, coming into yourself, coming all over yourself,

647
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:50,680
Speaker 1: coming into a live person. Um, yeah that's coming, coming

648
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:55,920
Speaker 1: coming alive. Yeah, it's I guess if you're a really egoist,

649
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 1: you would be like, he left me for another girl,

650
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 1: and I hope they are happy together. I honestly feel

651
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:05,000
Speaker 1: that way. I've always said that about and I know

652
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:07,120
Speaker 1: that sounds crazy. No, No, I don't think it's crazy,

653
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,240
Speaker 1: but I really have felt that way. And that's well,

654
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:11,120
Speaker 1: that's I think that's the most secure you can be,

655
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:13,760
Speaker 1: is that. And that's why I never got jealous before.

656
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:18,040
Speaker 1: It's because I always felt if, well, Chris is with me,

657
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:20,200
Speaker 1: like if he wanted to be with someone else, he

658
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:23,400
Speaker 1: would be with someone else, Like I I don't think

659
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:26,160
Speaker 1: he would ever not be with me or like be

660
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:29,360
Speaker 1: with me and then like try out something else before

661
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:31,160
Speaker 1: he left me. He would he wouldn't do like I

662
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:36,000
Speaker 1: just know that. But the second I start to put

663
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:39,680
Speaker 1: a different character on him, where I'm like, oh he would,

664
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:44,440
Speaker 1: he's going to like I was, I was actually entertaining

665
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:47,200
Speaker 1: a completely different person. Than Chris is in the scenario,

666
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:49,120
Speaker 1: and it was like I was just like, you know

667
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:51,520
Speaker 1: what I was doing. I was doing exactly what women

668
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:54,280
Speaker 1: do to the other woman, which is like it's her fault.

669
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:57,080
Speaker 1: He's he would never cheat on me, But she'll get

670
00:33:57,120 --> 00:34:00,600
Speaker 1: him too, she will find because that's what I think

671
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,720
Speaker 1: women do. Know what do you ever feel this way

672
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 1: where you like trust your man but you don't trust

673
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:07,680
Speaker 1: other women? And I know this is like so weird

674
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:09,799
Speaker 1: of me to say, because I love women and I've

675
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:12,759
Speaker 1: been the other woman and people have been like, it's

676
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:16,200
Speaker 1: your fault. I'm like, no, your boyfriend cheated on you.

677
00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:18,160
Speaker 1: It's not my fault. I don't even know you. But

678
00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:21,400
Speaker 1: I have to say that there's something about sometimes I'm like,

679
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:24,960
Speaker 1: we'd be fine, but I can see other women truck

680
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 1: they like they might try to destroy me because they

681
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,680
Speaker 1: know that he would never cheat on me. They can't

682
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:35,960
Speaker 1: get in until they destroy us first by something. It's

683
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,560
Speaker 1: such a stupid thing, And yes, I have thought that way.

684
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 1: Is that's so crazy to think that it's such just

685
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:45,880
Speaker 1: because why would someone dedicate their entire life to stealing

686
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:49,360
Speaker 1: your man and ruining your life like they have nothing?

687
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 1: They want my hot boyfriend who want boyfriend? And I

688
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:58,359
Speaker 1: don't know, listen, I think girl, but just be crazy. Yeah,

689
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:01,120
Speaker 1: but they don't feel any kind of opening. Are they

690
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:03,760
Speaker 1: just going to attack? Are they going to go after

691
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:07,719
Speaker 1: it if they don't. Have you ever done that? I've been,

692
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 1: I've I've not done that, but I've I've maybe thought that.

693
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:13,879
Speaker 1: I like, it's almost like cyber bullying, Like I've wanted

694
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:16,120
Speaker 1: to cyber bully someone before, and I'd be great at it,

695
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:17,879
Speaker 1: and I know exactly what to say to get someone

696
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 1: to really feel bad about themselves, but I would never

697
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 1: do it because it's just such a dirty thing to do,

698
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:26,800
Speaker 1: or like shoplifting or you know, driving, like just I

699
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 1: don't know, property damage. Sometimes I want to do really

700
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:31,640
Speaker 1: bad things, but I don't do them. But I could.

701
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:35,520
Speaker 1: And I've thought about, like, oh, you know, if I

702
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:40,200
Speaker 1: could have, Listen, I could have gotten a person before

703
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:43,280
Speaker 1: that had a girlfriend, if I did some dirty stuff

704
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:46,880
Speaker 1: that made like that ruined their relationship that allowed me

705
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:50,360
Speaker 1: to be into it. But I didn't do it because

706
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:53,359
Speaker 1: I wanted that person to like me on their own

707
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:55,920
Speaker 1: merit and choose me over that person, as opposed to

708
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:58,520
Speaker 1: like I'm going to ruin this and then you're gonna

709
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:01,960
Speaker 1: you're not gonna have anyone. But you know, so I

710
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 1: don't do it because I want to. I want that

711
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:07,680
Speaker 1: relationship to be but I think that some some people

712
00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:12,279
Speaker 1: just I mean, Taylor's Taylor's steals. But if you you know,

713
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:14,160
Speaker 1: like Taylor stuff like, there are people that are just

714
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:17,000
Speaker 1: like I don't really care about the right stop though

715
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:21,480
Speaker 1: it's a crazy person. And there's another person involved, like

716
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:25,400
Speaker 1: your boyfriend, who will probably be like, okay, cool, you

717
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 1: like me, but I'm in a relationship with someone, you know.

718
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:30,359
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. That's why they know they can't

719
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:34,319
Speaker 1: get in that way, so they might do something two

720
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 1: like I don't know, I don't even know what. It

721
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:42,360
Speaker 1: reminds me of Peaky Blinders. Really, actually, I'm never going

722
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:45,000
Speaker 1: to see it, no, not to you people listener, because

723
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:48,320
Speaker 1: there's a new season. It's a pretty big show. Really,

724
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:53,440
Speaker 1: so this is related to that of like, well, so

725
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:56,320
Speaker 1: I'm going to ruin this other thing that's going to

726
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:59,880
Speaker 1: make it so that person has to flee. To me, well, no,

727
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:04,640
Speaker 1: that makes sense of like you can't so the main

728
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:09,360
Speaker 1: character can't be killed. He's never been killed. So finally

729
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:12,440
Speaker 1: they figured the only way that he's gonna die is

730
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:15,160
Speaker 1: if he kills himself. And the only way he'll kill

731
00:37:15,239 --> 00:37:18,239
Speaker 1: himself is he if he gets a diagnosis that he's

732
00:37:18,239 --> 00:37:22,439
Speaker 1: going to die very soon, right right, Okay, that's interesting. Yeah,

733
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:26,840
Speaker 1: So you like, let's say my you know, there's a

734
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 1: roach infestation because I company paid me a hundred dollars

735
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 1: or whatever two to put a hundred roaches in my house,

736
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,799
Speaker 1: and I want to kill those roaches, and I can't

737
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 1: kill them all. What if I just kill the house?

738
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:42,920
Speaker 1: That makes sense? Do you know what I mean? Like

739
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:47,839
Speaker 1: it's it's of like or or you know, like this

740
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:50,080
Speaker 1: person has a really cute dog, and I would love

741
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:52,399
Speaker 1: that dog, but I can't steal someone's dog. What if

742
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 1: I make it so that their landlord finds out their

743
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:57,800
Speaker 1: dog did something that they've been hiding from the landlord.

744
00:37:57,880 --> 00:37:59,640
Speaker 1: What if I just write a note and I get

745
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:01,160
Speaker 1: them in trouble with the building and they have to

746
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:03,759
Speaker 1: give up their dog, and then look who's here to

747
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 1: take their dog? Oh, I I'm so sorry you have

748
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 1: to give up your dog. Now, I get it, even

749
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:09,080
Speaker 1: though I was the one that came up with the

750
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:10,880
Speaker 1: reason why you had to give it, Like that's the

751
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 1: kind of stuff I think about because I'm crazy. And

752
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:17,759
Speaker 1: I also don't think men understand how fucking cunning when

753
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:19,759
Speaker 1: man can be. That is what I don't think men

754
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:24,240
Speaker 1: men underestimate how much we think and how much work

755
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 1: we're doing underneath the surface to get what we want

756
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:30,959
Speaker 1: sometimes and what we're capable of doing what we don't

757
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:35,080
Speaker 1: always do. But we think a lot more than men do. Yeah, you,

758
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,319
Speaker 1: I mean you your friends with me sometimes you're like,

759
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:40,520
Speaker 1: don't you don't you feel like I think sometimes too much?

760
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:43,160
Speaker 1: Give me a scenario. Something you want and I'll find

761
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:45,960
Speaker 1: a way to get it. Does anything you want and

762
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,560
Speaker 1: I'll find us a nefarious way to get it. Um,

763
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:50,560
Speaker 1: I want a new car? You want a new car?

764
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:53,239
Speaker 1: I mean that's pretty easy though. Then you just tell

765
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:55,759
Speaker 1: them that you would make an Instagram post, But how

766
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:59,759
Speaker 1: would I get in my name? Um? You want a

767
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:04,919
Speaker 1: new car? You could? Um God, that's a really tough

768
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:09,560
Speaker 1: one to go. Okay, sorry, let me think of um what, Yeah,

769
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:13,759
Speaker 1: you could you could, Oh you could say um you know,

770
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:17,120
Speaker 1: uh yeah you could. You could go to a place

771
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:20,879
Speaker 1: and tell them you could just like make a fake

772
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:22,920
Speaker 1: Instagram account and say this is me and get a

773
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:25,719
Speaker 1: bunch of followers or like screen like send them screenshots

774
00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:27,960
Speaker 1: and and doctor a fake Instagram account that has one

775
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:30,200
Speaker 1: point two million followers or something, and hope that the

776
00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:31,960
Speaker 1: old man you're sending it too doesn't have an Instagram

777
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,960
Speaker 1: account of himself that he can't check it, but he

778
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:35,680
Speaker 1: sees your screenshot and just goes off of that and

779
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:37,879
Speaker 1: then gives you a car for free. That's a lot

780
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:40,120
Speaker 1: of work. I think I'd rather I don't know, that's

781
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 1: just my cursory. Yeah, yeah, it's you know, you would

782
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:46,919
Speaker 1: like to think whoever you're dating would see through that ship,

783
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:50,640
Speaker 1: but yeah no, but it's people can be extremely manipulative

784
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:55,040
Speaker 1: and and like, yeah, I'm just trying to think of

785
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:58,680
Speaker 1: a way that someone would they would they wouldn't. I'm

786
00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:03,200
Speaker 1: just uh secure, and I'm trying to think of Wight

787
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:08,600
Speaker 1: like I'm your brain like a bag of cells. I

788
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:12,480
Speaker 1: don't you do? Oh you just stop your thoughts, to

789
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 1: stop thoughts. I'm not saying that I've Yes, I can

790
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:19,120
Speaker 1: stop thoughts like I could stop a bus moving, but

791
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:23,080
Speaker 1: I have a lot of trouble with it. But lately,

792
00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:26,480
Speaker 1: like pot Zoloft and darren Zoloft, like it didn't go

793
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:30,880
Speaker 1: to that. I still have fucking trust me, Like I

794
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:33,759
Speaker 1: have depression still, and I fucking still go through it

795
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:37,040
Speaker 1: and put my brain through it and think about different

796
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:40,239
Speaker 1: scenarios on how my life could be better or like

797
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:43,560
Speaker 1: worse or whatever, you know, like and I fucking destroyed

798
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:46,680
Speaker 1: myself torture myself over stuff like that. I just think

799
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:48,960
Speaker 1: if that ever happened where I I you know, I

800
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,080
Speaker 1: write it out and I go, Okay, if someone tried

801
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:54,600
Speaker 1: to destroy us and then they got him, I just

802
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 1: know they wouldn't last, and I'd be and I know

803
00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:00,960
Speaker 1: that and if he first, well he's a smart person,

804
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:03,759
Speaker 1: and if he fell for that, then I would feel

805
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:05,920
Speaker 1: sad that he got tricked. And then I would be like,

806
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:11,719
Speaker 1: oh that sucks. Then would because you know, we're all

807
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:14,960
Speaker 1: capable of being tricked. But also if I really do

808
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 1: feel though overall that if I was ever with any

809
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:20,279
Speaker 1: partner and they wanted someone over me, I would be

810
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:22,440
Speaker 1: very hurt and angry and I would make it about

811
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 1: like she seduced you and all the stuff, but it

812
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:27,319
Speaker 1: ultimately I would be like then good, like I don't

813
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:30,040
Speaker 1: want you to stay with me because you're like I can't,

814
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:33,239
Speaker 1: but we would accept them back within No, if they

815
00:41:33,239 --> 00:41:35,279
Speaker 1: apologize and we're like, I can't believe what I did,

816
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:38,759
Speaker 1: I would literally forgive anyone for anything. If they go

817
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:42,920
Speaker 1: I literally cannot believe I did that to you. That

818
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,719
Speaker 1: was not the person I want to be. Here's the

819
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:47,000
Speaker 1: actions I'm taking to never do that to you again.

820
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:49,600
Speaker 1: I'm going to see this person. I'm reading this book.

821
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:52,160
Speaker 1: I'm met like they're showing me the actions. They are

822
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:56,280
Speaker 1: horrified by what they did. I would forgive literally anything,

823
00:41:57,160 --> 00:42:00,560
Speaker 1: literally forgiving and then taking them back. I would take

824
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:02,319
Speaker 1: him back if well, if I still loved them and

825
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 1: I was felt love for them again, I would definitely

826
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:08,880
Speaker 1: entertain it a friend. Any anyone who like scorn me,

827
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:11,200
Speaker 1: if they came back around and really made amends in

828
00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:15,279
Speaker 1: a way that I'm I accept any apology. I'm I'm

829
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:18,000
Speaker 1: telling you, I hate Donald Trump more than anyone could

830
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 1: hate Donald Trump. But if he all of a sudden

831
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:22,320
Speaker 1: woke up one day and was like, I can't believe

832
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:25,840
Speaker 1: this is humiliating what I've done. I am a moron?

833
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 1: What was I thinking? This is? I'm so sorry. I

834
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 1: would say you, you fucked up, but I accept your apology,

835
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:36,879
Speaker 1: and let's I'm open to you proving yourself that you're different. Now.

836
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,680
Speaker 1: I really would I would be able to forgive him,

837
00:42:38,719 --> 00:42:42,239
Speaker 1: even him, which is saying a lot. And I think

838
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,960
Speaker 1: I wish that people would do that for me, you know,

839
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:47,560
Speaker 1: like I recently did something that I'm like, oh god,

840
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 1: I was embarrassing, and um, I asked her for forgiveness.

841
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:53,640
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm really sorry that I did that

842
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 1: to you, and um, and I never want to do

843
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:57,600
Speaker 1: it again. And here's what I'm doing. I did all

844
00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:58,960
Speaker 1: the things like here's what i'm doing so I'll never

845
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:03,600
Speaker 1: do that again. And she was like, yeah, I hear you. Okay, good,

846
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:05,719
Speaker 1: and like she's still I'm like, You're still allowed to

847
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:07,160
Speaker 1: be mad that I did this. I'm not asking you

848
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:08,880
Speaker 1: to be like everything's fine, Let's go like hang out

849
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:11,600
Speaker 1: again and be friends. But there you could tell that

850
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:15,080
Speaker 1: she was like, yeah, all right, like this is sufficient.

851
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:17,440
Speaker 1: And I really appreciated that because I don't expect everyone

852
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:18,839
Speaker 1: to be able to do that, but it is nice

853
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:22,160
Speaker 1: when people can accept an apology. Let's get to the

854
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:29,040
Speaker 1: news boys. Thursdays, folks, you know what that means. It

855
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:32,959
Speaker 1: is thurs Day, the weekend around the corner and we're

856
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 1: coming in there, coming over here. How apparently you're having

857
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,839
Speaker 1: all the swells. We're going to be in Detroit tomorrow

858
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:44,480
Speaker 1: and Toronto on Saturday. Come on out. I don't think

859
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:47,760
Speaker 1: they can. I think they're both sold out. Oh Detroit

860
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:51,200
Speaker 1: might have the second show still, Okay, try your best,

861
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:55,320
Speaker 1: come on out, come on, come on now now, Detroit

862
00:43:57,160 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 1: Engineers and Engines. It's like our last week end up shows,

863
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:02,839
Speaker 1: I know for a really long time. I mean, I'm

864
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:05,040
Speaker 1: going on the Burt tour, so check out those fully

865
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:07,560
Speaker 1: loaded festival to come see me in the say oth.

866
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:10,480
Speaker 1: But yeah, these are the last two cities for a

867
00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:14,840
Speaker 1: little bit, a little bit time to meditate. Okay, it

868
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:21,320
Speaker 1: is it'd be nice one sec. Just a what's what, Andrew?

869
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:25,360
Speaker 1: You're looking for a new car? Uh? Well, A drunk

870
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:28,920
Speaker 1: driver crashes and heads straight to the dealership to try

871
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:33,200
Speaker 1: to sell his damaged car with a missing tire. I mean,

872
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,799
Speaker 1: this is that if you're drunk, you're drunk. Just keep

873
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:42,280
Speaker 1: being drunk, keep making drunk decisions. Okay, So here's here's

874
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:45,080
Speaker 1: what happened. The man hit the median of the highway

875
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:48,840
Speaker 1: the expressway, which caused the flat tire. The car started smoking,

876
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:52,640
Speaker 1: and he kept driving, eventually losing that tire. He eventually

877
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:56,640
Speaker 1: stopped at a car dealership and appeared super drunk. Employees

878
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:59,560
Speaker 1: told police he was trying to sell his suv, and

879
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:02,960
Speaker 1: police say inside the suv they found four local cans

880
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:06,760
Speaker 1: and a can of white Claw. I mean, he didn't

881
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:10,200
Speaker 1: even stop to get the cans out of his car.

882
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:13,440
Speaker 1: I just love that story. And four locally it's just

883
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:17,400
Speaker 1: one loco. It's four wait for four local cans and

884
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:21,439
Speaker 1: four just four logo. Just one four loco, okay, which

885
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:25,919
Speaker 1: is equal to four of any other drink. Yeah? Um,

886
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:31,280
Speaker 1: I mean what is this in Florida? Uh? Where is this?

887
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:34,759
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. I have to open the page. And

888
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:37,040
Speaker 1: I just love someone trying to get rid of the evidence.

889
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:41,280
Speaker 1: But like you're getting so many other people involved, paperwork involved,

890
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:43,759
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Ever try to surrender a car.

891
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:47,160
Speaker 1: I mean we've talked, right, and I still had blood

892
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:53,440
Speaker 1: on the machete and then I Indiana people are really stupid, Yes,

893
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:55,880
Speaker 1: I mean that is what you find. I saw some

894
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:59,200
Speaker 1: TikTok last night where someone was like, there's this They

895
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:02,760
Speaker 1: were just making it was on like TikTok cringe or whatever. Unreaded,

896
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:04,879
Speaker 1: and it was some guy that was like, you want

897
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:08,200
Speaker 1: our guns. I'll tell you what I tell all those

898
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:10,640
Speaker 1: liberals that want our guns. And he holds up a

899
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:14,120
Speaker 1: flag that says you can't have him, and he just

900
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:17,640
Speaker 1: holds up the he goes can't have him, can't have him.

901
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:21,879
Speaker 1: So all you look and he's like he's so it's

902
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:24,600
Speaker 1: so embarrassing to watch. And he's in his attic and

903
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:27,000
Speaker 1: he has all these like dumb flags up and he's

904
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,600
Speaker 1: wearing these suspenders and like pulp pants pulled up. And

905
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:31,760
Speaker 1: the whole time, I'm like, this guy is such an idiot.

906
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:33,840
Speaker 1: And then it turns out people in the comments are like,

907
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:37,600
Speaker 1: this guy has fetal alcohol syndrome, like for sure. And

908
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:39,000
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden it goes from being like

909
00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:44,680
Speaker 1: this idiots like this person's mom drank while they and

910
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:48,960
Speaker 1: and that's a huge problem with this kind of these

911
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:52,920
Speaker 1: kinds of people that are like, come get my God,

912
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:57,719
Speaker 1: like this like crazy like irrational fear. And and you know,

913
00:46:57,719 --> 00:46:59,600
Speaker 1: it's on both sides, by the way, both sides have

914
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 1: these kind of people. And it's you don't realize if

915
00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:05,200
Speaker 1: you look at fetal alcohol syndrome, they have faces that

916
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:08,480
Speaker 1: are different than other people's faces. There's like a weird

917
00:47:08,719 --> 00:47:11,000
Speaker 1: uh you know, there's a lot of space in between

918
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 1: their eyes. There's like flatness on their cheeks. A lot

919
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:16,680
Speaker 1: of those guys that were in the U haul are

920
00:47:16,719 --> 00:47:19,160
Speaker 1: being like said to look like look at the photos.

921
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:21,920
Speaker 1: They all look like that. And I'm not I'm not

922
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:24,279
Speaker 1: kidding you. It's a real thing. And if you just

923
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:27,000
Speaker 1: google fetal alcohol syndrome and look at the faces of

924
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:29,320
Speaker 1: the kids that they show, because it is a structural

925
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:31,760
Speaker 1: thing that happens to your skull and you can still

926
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 1: operate but like a normal person and talk and learn

927
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:38,360
Speaker 1: and everything, but you have incredible learning disabilities and you

928
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 1: are so susceptible to this fearmongering and these like uh,

929
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:45,160
Speaker 1: these messages. So it's it was, it's actually it went

930
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:48,040
Speaker 1: from being hilarious and like kind of this idiot to like, oh,

931
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:50,640
Speaker 1: this guy's kids mom just drank throughout his pregnancy. It

932
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:53,520
Speaker 1: was very sad. But start to look for these, like

933
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:56,040
Speaker 1: these types of faces so that you don't jump to

934
00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:58,200
Speaker 1: like this hatred of those people and kind of maybe

935
00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:02,600
Speaker 1: have an understanding that maybe this person alcohol is so bad. Man.

936
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:06,439
Speaker 1: I mean, I know, it's so fun but god, it's

937
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:10,399
Speaker 1: have you ever seen a pregnant woman drink? It's from

938
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:17,759
Speaker 1: the inside ship, I said. My bilical cord was like

939
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:22,439
Speaker 1: a beer bong starch of my stomach. I'm like, I've

940
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:24,040
Speaker 1: never I used of A joke goes like, I've never

941
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:28,000
Speaker 1: seen my mom go nine days without drinking. I don't

942
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:32,560
Speaker 1: think she went nine months when she was I don't

943
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:35,360
Speaker 1: believe it. I just I don't think she drank to excess.

944
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:37,680
Speaker 1: I know that there's moderation you can do, but I

945
00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:39,879
Speaker 1: just don't. And I don't believe my mom didn't smoke

946
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:43,080
Speaker 1: cigarettes either. It just once you grow up and you

947
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:46,160
Speaker 1: see how much your parents are addicted to cigarettes, they

948
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:49,000
Speaker 1: didn't know quite as much that cigarettes were as bad

949
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:52,160
Speaker 1: as they are. It's insane that you wouldn't think, inhaling

950
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:55,799
Speaker 1: smoke inside your lungs that your baby is speeding off.

951
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:58,239
Speaker 1: We're having a party in there. They're probably playing something

952
00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:05,319
Speaker 1: in Tom Patty. I was just like lasko, Um, yeah,

953
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:08,680
Speaker 1: it was yeah, sad. Any other news. So how much

954
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:11,279
Speaker 1: do you sell the car for? No way he sold that,

955
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:16,680
Speaker 1: No he didn't. They just call the cops. Um, all right,

956
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:21,840
Speaker 1: how about Cheryl Burke makes a confession about her sex life,

957
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:25,000
Speaker 1: she reveals that she's never had an orgasm during sex.

958
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:31,480
Speaker 1: I know she's not dancing with the stars. Um, she

959
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:39,399
Speaker 1: was married to Matthew. Who's the guys, whoa Joey. Oh,

960
00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:43,919
Speaker 1: Matthew Lawrence. Matthew Lawrence, Joey Lawrence's brother. Matthew really cute

961
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:45,560
Speaker 1: and oh my god, he's so cute. So he's the

962
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:48,759
Speaker 1: one that's gonna get made fun of, right, Oh yeah,

963
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:54,360
Speaker 1: because he going to make fun of him. I mean, sorry, guys,

964
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:58,000
Speaker 1: but most women aren't having orgasms from penetrative sex unless

965
00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:01,560
Speaker 1: you incorporate a vibrator or the woman's hand doing something

966
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:03,920
Speaker 1: that will make her come. I mean, most women are

967
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:06,960
Speaker 1: having orgasms from penises because they're also rubbing their clip

968
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,040
Speaker 1: at the same time. Without that hand, would they have

969
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:13,000
Speaker 1: an orgasm? I bet they wouldn't. Hunt, I bet they wouldn't.

970
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:16,080
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. It's it's like you read the statistics. I mean, no,

971
00:50:16,239 --> 00:50:19,080
Speaker 1: how rare is it to have an orgasm from from

972
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:21,560
Speaker 1: penetrative sex for a woman? I mean, the stats are

973
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:23,279
Speaker 1: out there. Do you do you know that? I don't

974
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:25,200
Speaker 1: know the stats, but I know for me, I can

975
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:27,839
Speaker 1: only have it from like if I'm on top, I'm

976
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:32,479
Speaker 1: not on top. It's not happening or very seldom. Yes,

977
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:38,279
Speaker 1: but do you have to stimulate yourself and anyway colatorally no? Oh,

978
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:44,839
Speaker 1: well then you're on him, Yeah for sure, because you're

979
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:47,960
Speaker 1: probably doing the old rub move. Um in a in

980
00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:50,880
Speaker 1: a study in two thousands fifteen found only six percent

981
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:53,320
Speaker 1: of women said they always have an orgasm during penile

982
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:58,400
Speaker 1: vaginal intercourse. Yeah, well, how often do men always have

983
00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:02,279
Speaker 1: an orgasm from penyle that at all of the time.

984
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:05,720
Speaker 1: What I'm saying is that was six percent right away?

985
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:09,600
Speaker 1: What's the percentage of never? But I'm just saying, how

986
00:51:09,640 --> 00:51:12,200
Speaker 1: often do men No, I get what you're saying, that

987
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:17,400
Speaker 1: always have an orgasm from peanut? Would say, unless they

988
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:20,279
Speaker 1: have e D which women aren't suffering with. This is

989
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:24,799
Speaker 1: just a regular bonus. But anyways, besides the point, how

990
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:27,680
Speaker 1: many people I get the six percent that always do?

991
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:32,720
Speaker 1: But never? Yes, um, it says, because that's what she's saying,

992
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:36,640
Speaker 1: right well, it gets a little deeper. So she had

993
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:39,440
Speaker 1: a sex therapist on her podcast the week prior, and

994
00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:43,359
Speaker 1: she felt insecure about talking about it. So she said,

995
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:44,840
Speaker 1: I think the reason I didn't want to say it

996
00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:46,600
Speaker 1: at the time was because I didn't want to hurt

997
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:49,399
Speaker 1: anyone that has nothing to do with the person has

998
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:52,239
Speaker 1: everything to do with me and my shame and my

999
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:56,000
Speaker 1: child abuse and my vulnerability. I love her. She is

1000
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 1: such a sweetie and it was so nice to me

1001
00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 1: on the show, and I'm glad she's talking about that.

1002
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:03,120
Speaker 1: I know so many women who have never had an orgasm,

1003
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:05,640
Speaker 1: like even by their own hand. I mean, I didn't

1004
00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:08,520
Speaker 1: have one for so long. So it says six percent

1005
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:11,480
Speaker 1: of women said they always have an orgasm during peno

1006
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:16,759
Speaker 1: vaginal intercourse, said they had an orgasm nearly always, women

1007
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:18,880
Speaker 1: had an orgasm half the time, and thirty eight percent

1008
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:23,759
Speaker 1: had one infrequently. Fourteen percent of women under the age

1009
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:26,520
Speaker 1: of thirty five had never had an orgasm from intercourse.

1010
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:33,799
Speaker 1: Of women never had an orgasm from intercourse, and these

1011
00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:36,200
Speaker 1: are women that are sexually active under the age of

1012
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:40,600
Speaker 1: thirty five. But that's only fourteen You were saying almost

1013
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:45,080
Speaker 1: never do you have peno orgasms. I'm saying that. I'm

1014
00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:47,000
Speaker 1: saying that women. I bet you, if you take into

1015
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:51,520
Speaker 1: account rubbing your clip with your hand, it would be

1016
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:56,040
Speaker 1: no one. It would be like Noah, I'm sorry, like

1017
00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:59,359
Speaker 1: every woman, but we could do a poll on there's

1018
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:03,200
Speaker 1: no that I watched porn and I see women who

1019
00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:06,479
Speaker 1: are coming, they're usually when they're being they're rubbing their clip,

1020
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:11,840
Speaker 1: there's something on their clips. But I watch enough porn

1021
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:13,920
Speaker 1: to know that that's the case, and I read enough

1022
00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:17,640
Speaker 1: statistics that I know that women do not tend to

1023
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:20,839
Speaker 1: come from just penetration. It's it is a rare thing.

1024
00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:24,080
Speaker 1: Here's what I'll say from just like the way that

1025
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:26,759
Speaker 1: I have it is that I had to learn how

1026
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:29,760
Speaker 1: to have an orgasm, not just by like touching myself

1027
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:32,040
Speaker 1: or like what kind of movement I like, But I

1028
00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:35,080
Speaker 1: have to get really really focused and I have to

1029
00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:38,279
Speaker 1: like not be distracted by anything. If there's any little distraction,

1030
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:40,960
Speaker 1: I'm out of it. And I don't have totally. I agree,

1031
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:46,799
Speaker 1: I can't be distracted. I'll lose it. No, man, you know,

1032
00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:51,520
Speaker 1: it's just like tone, it is um scenario. It's like

1033
00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:54,280
Speaker 1: it's like the things they're saying, it's the things you're thinking.

1034
00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:58,400
Speaker 1: And it's also like being focused on your vagina and

1035
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:01,000
Speaker 1: like not being in your head. It much like feeling

1036
00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:04,439
Speaker 1: your feelings down there and like turning that sensory part

1037
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:07,319
Speaker 1: on it in a safe space to or it's like

1038
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:10,120
Speaker 1: bring out whatever you have in that drawer, like there's

1039
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:12,600
Speaker 1: no judgment here. Yes, Like I feel like if you

1040
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:15,880
Speaker 1: have any judgment, it's probably tough. But sometimes I have

1041
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:17,120
Speaker 1: all the toys in the world and it's just not

1042
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:18,879
Speaker 1: going to happen for me because I'm just like, not

1043
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:22,200
Speaker 1: something happened that day that is on my mind, and

1044
00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:25,000
Speaker 1: so it's like I just don't because to give up

1045
00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:27,799
Speaker 1: it's such a release that if you're pent up at

1046
00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:30,520
Speaker 1: all about anything, I don't want to give up any

1047
00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:32,520
Speaker 1: I don't want to release anything because if I release,

1048
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:34,680
Speaker 1: I might start crying, I might have to I might ship,

1049
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:37,359
Speaker 1: like everything will come out, and I don't I don't

1050
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:40,760
Speaker 1: want it to. Like sometimes for me, orgasm is control,

1051
00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:43,040
Speaker 1: and it's like if I have an orgasm, means I

1052
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:45,640
Speaker 1: lose control, and I don't like losing control unless I

1053
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:49,839
Speaker 1: feel very safe, very comfortable with who I am, because

1054
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:52,000
Speaker 1: if I lose control, control is all I fucking have.

1055
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:54,120
Speaker 1: And so if I'm having a bad day where I

1056
00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:55,880
Speaker 1: lost a job or I didn't get a job, or

1057
00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:58,680
Speaker 1: I'm feeling, you know, like I don't like my body,

1058
00:54:58,719 --> 00:55:01,239
Speaker 1: I don't like my face. Whatever is my friends are

1059
00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:03,879
Speaker 1: upsetting me and I'm feeling out of control in those

1060
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:07,120
Speaker 1: ways You're I am not gonna come because that is

1061
00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:09,640
Speaker 1: the only thing I can control, is that I am

1062
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:12,759
Speaker 1: not going to Like yeah, that I'm not gonna like

1063
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:15,280
Speaker 1: because if you orgasm, that means you give up control

1064
00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:18,440
Speaker 1: because you're letting go, and for me, that's like, no,

1065
00:55:18,719 --> 00:55:20,640
Speaker 1: that's the only thing I can control right now. If

1066
00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:23,080
Speaker 1: I give a bath, then I am a helpless like

1067
00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:29,520
Speaker 1: splatter what we were talking about though, with like are

1068
00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:32,080
Speaker 1: you holding it? Holding it in the strength? Is that

1069
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:35,680
Speaker 1: ego as well? Because no, it's just it's not even

1070
00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:37,239
Speaker 1: like you know what I mean, because if you just

1071
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:39,799
Speaker 1: let go of your orgasm, then you're let going of everything,

1072
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:42,880
Speaker 1: Like I'm let I'm that's too scary to let go

1073
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:44,800
Speaker 1: of everything because if you let go of everything, I

1074
00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:48,839
Speaker 1: might not stop crying. I might also But you said

1075
00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:51,719
Speaker 1: you felt good when you finally let go, and you're

1076
00:55:51,719 --> 00:55:54,880
Speaker 1: just a baby. Yes, but it's scary too, like you

1077
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,800
Speaker 1: just it's almost like bungee jumping, like yeah, it feels cool,

1078
00:55:57,880 --> 00:56:00,279
Speaker 1: but like right before you jump, you're like, walk, this

1079
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:02,279
Speaker 1: is gonna be hell. But then why you're doing it, Like, oh,

1080
00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:05,719
Speaker 1: this is actually pretty cool once you let yourself, poor guy.

1081
00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:09,800
Speaker 1: The orgasm is the release that allows you to feel

1082
00:56:09,840 --> 00:56:12,960
Speaker 1: relaxed about the other ship, and yeah, that it actually

1083
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:17,160
Speaker 1: holding in that orgasm is causing more anxiety and more

1084
00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:20,560
Speaker 1: stress because not only am I dealing with this, I'm

1085
00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:23,160
Speaker 1: also dealing with well. It's the same way for me

1086
00:56:23,239 --> 00:56:26,879
Speaker 1: with food. Like you, if I'm hungry, you, you get

1087
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:28,359
Speaker 1: a plate in front of you, you you start eating, even

1088
00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:30,279
Speaker 1: if all the things aren't there. I needed to be

1089
00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:33,279
Speaker 1: perfect before I do it because I want this thing

1090
00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:36,600
Speaker 1: that I've been waiting for so much to be perfect,

1091
00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:38,640
Speaker 1: and if it isn't, I don't want to have it.

1092
00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:42,000
Speaker 1: And for me, that's why my favorite porn is like

1093
00:56:42,719 --> 00:56:45,080
Speaker 1: guys trying to make girls common girls like trying not

1094
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:48,560
Speaker 1: to come and a guy forcing you to because you

1095
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:50,520
Speaker 1: and then you being like, well, I guess I didn't

1096
00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:52,440
Speaker 1: have a choice. That's like my favorite kind because it's

1097
00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:59,960
Speaker 1: all about control. It's very weird. Ab Oh God, please

1098
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:05,479
Speaker 1: these place to stay. Oh no, I haven't even written

1099
00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:07,319
Speaker 1: m back. I'm sure he's like, she's probably mad at me.

1100
00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:09,319
Speaker 1: That's the other thing. When you don't get back to

1101
00:57:09,320 --> 00:57:11,479
Speaker 1: people to give them, what do you want? What they want.

1102
00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:14,800
Speaker 1: They think you're then that's the story. Is Nicki Glazers

1103
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:17,880
Speaker 1: a bitch and she's not nice to her fans and

1104
00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:19,640
Speaker 1: she doesn't appreciate them, and it's like, you know, I

1105
00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:22,400
Speaker 1: just don't want to meet I don't like meeting hosts

1106
00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:29,160
Speaker 1: of Airbnb. Is just throw it in a little rocket party. Okay,

1107
00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:35,880
Speaker 1: let's go to break and come back with fan Rax. Alright,

1108
00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:46,120
Speaker 1: we're back. Let's just cut right to fan Trax. Tell yeah,

1109
00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:49,280
Speaker 1: I did h let's hear it. What do we got

1110
00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:53,560
Speaker 1: from our listeners? Her? We have so many fun messages. UM,

1111
00:57:53,720 --> 00:58:00,880
Speaker 1: let's start with Annie. UM. This is Annie. I'm calling

1112
00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:05,320
Speaker 1: from San Francisco. UM. I listened to the episode today,

1113
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:09,320
Speaker 1: UM where there was the misuse of um youth and

1114
00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:14,640
Speaker 1: youthan eye, and it reminded me of another misuse one. UM.

1115
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:17,800
Speaker 1: So my boyfriend is foreign his so this is the

1116
00:58:17,840 --> 00:58:21,160
Speaker 1: second language. And we were UM dog sitting our friend's

1117
00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:23,680
Speaker 1: dog who was like a fairly young dog, also like

1118
00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:26,440
Speaker 1: a COVID dog, you know, like hadn't been away from

1119
00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:29,600
Speaker 1: its like owners very much. And so this dog had

1120
00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:32,120
Speaker 1: such anxiety and was just like crying and like we

1121
00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:34,760
Speaker 1: couldn't get it to like take a nap and give

1122
00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:39,080
Speaker 1: us a break. So, and my boyfriend had never had

1123
00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:40,560
Speaker 1: a dog before, he didn't really know how to deal.

1124
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:43,800
Speaker 1: And so I look over and I see him googling

1125
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:48,440
Speaker 1: how to put a dog to sleep? And what the

1126
00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:52,040
Speaker 1: hell is your problem? O? My god, without realizing that

1127
00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:56,240
Speaker 1: he didn't realize that means to kill the dog instead

1128
00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:58,600
Speaker 1: of just you know, help it calm down, to take

1129
00:58:58,640 --> 00:59:03,880
Speaker 1: a nap. So, yeah, I made him erase that browser history. Okay,

1130
00:59:05,320 --> 00:59:08,840
Speaker 1: I love you. Oh that's so funny. I mean, isn't

1131
00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:10,880
Speaker 1: that interesting though, that we all the words that we

1132
00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:13,760
Speaker 1: used to kill a dog are like, not kill a dog,

1133
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:16,560
Speaker 1: put him down. That sounds like I'm just like, oh,

1134
00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:18,280
Speaker 1: the vet put my dog down. Oh he told your

1135
00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:20,360
Speaker 1: dog that he had a fat tail. No, he didn't

1136
00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:23,120
Speaker 1: insult him. He put him to sleep. Oh so he'd

1137
00:59:23,120 --> 00:59:26,320
Speaker 1: sang him a little. But no, he injected. It's probably

1138
00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:30,480
Speaker 1: because dogs die before kids become adults. And then you

1139
00:59:30,520 --> 00:59:33,840
Speaker 1: got to tell them how you killed a dog, right,

1140
00:59:34,040 --> 00:59:35,640
Speaker 1: you know, you gotta come home and be like, oh,

1141
00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:39,160
Speaker 1: we slid his throat. But that's so that's so confusing

1142
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:43,720
Speaker 1: to foreigners for sure, to be like, oh, they put

1143
00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:46,479
Speaker 1: I had to put my dog down? Yeah, like down?

1144
00:59:46,520 --> 00:59:49,000
Speaker 1: Where where did you? Did you put them in the basement?

1145
00:59:49,680 --> 00:59:53,640
Speaker 1: Like I'm sure they're just so confused. Yeah, Luigi, I

1146
00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:55,320
Speaker 1: hope I never had to put you down? Will you

1147
00:59:55,320 --> 00:59:57,800
Speaker 1: put me down? That'd be so funny if he was

1148
00:59:57,840 --> 01:00:01,520
Speaker 1: just like like it's time, good die and he held

1149
01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:04,720
Speaker 1: my hand with his paw and I'm on the table

1150
01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:08,120
Speaker 1: just like twitching. I'm sorry if that's triggering anyone, it's

1151
01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:12,160
Speaker 1: it's a very sad thing that I'm scared to ever happen. Alright,

1152
01:00:12,160 --> 01:00:15,480
Speaker 1: Next next fan traps, All right, Next fan trax comes

1153
01:00:15,640 --> 01:00:21,120
Speaker 1: from Melanie Hi, Nikki Um Andrew and no, uh this

1154
01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:23,520
Speaker 1: is god. I hate when I start talking like that.

1155
01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:27,320
Speaker 1: My name is Melanie. I've been the best sea since

1156
01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:30,280
Speaker 1: the up days. I just wanted to come on and

1157
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:34,920
Speaker 1: kind of just playfully poke fun or tease Nikki Um

1158
01:00:35,160 --> 01:00:38,040
Speaker 1: for when her friend Taylor was on about the stealing,

1159
01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:42,520
Speaker 1: because I think Nikki is really concerned about like the

1160
01:00:42,920 --> 01:00:44,800
Speaker 1: justice side of it, like you know what I mean,

1161
01:00:44,920 --> 01:00:47,240
Speaker 1: like someone's going to suffer as a result of like

1162
01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:49,880
Speaker 1: your you know whatever, and just letting you know, Nikki,

1163
01:00:49,920 --> 01:00:52,360
Speaker 1: I don't I don't want to make any assumptions. But

1164
01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:55,920
Speaker 1: I don't know if you've worked retail, but they have

1165
01:00:56,120 --> 01:01:01,200
Speaker 1: like huge numbers of like loss um amounts, like basically

1166
01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:03,880
Speaker 1: like they have a certain number because of how rich

1167
01:01:04,040 --> 01:01:06,560
Speaker 1: like Walmart and Target and all those like big box companies.

1168
01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:10,760
Speaker 1: You shouldn't steal from local, but big box steal your

1169
01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:13,880
Speaker 1: heart away because they make so much room to prepare

1170
01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:17,200
Speaker 1: for losses, as they call it, that literally no one

1171
01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:20,720
Speaker 1: gets damned. The employees don't get dinged, like no one

1172
01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:25,439
Speaker 1: gets dammed. Um so really actually literally hurts no one.

1173
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,919
Speaker 1: And those big corporations are evil anyway, so we shouldn't care.

1174
01:01:29,160 --> 01:01:32,120
Speaker 1: They're they're not They're not suffering, and I promise you

1175
01:01:32,520 --> 01:01:38,640
Speaker 1: the good people are not suffering. I love stealing anyways.

1176
01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:40,960
Speaker 1: I love you guys. Have a good word thought. Thanks

1177
01:01:40,960 --> 01:01:44,400
Speaker 1: for filling me in. Okay, I'm okay with it. I'm

1178
01:01:44,440 --> 01:01:47,440
Speaker 1: more concerned she's going to get arrested now at this point,

1179
01:01:48,120 --> 01:01:51,520
Speaker 1: I do I I yeah, I just don't want her

1180
01:01:51,560 --> 01:01:54,240
Speaker 1: to get arrested and have to pay thousands of dollars

1181
01:01:54,240 --> 01:01:57,840
Speaker 1: and be embarrassed. Taylor's mug shot on it maybe on

1182
01:01:57,920 --> 01:02:00,520
Speaker 1: mug shots dot com. I'm sure she looks all some minute.

1183
01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:02,640
Speaker 1: I bet she does. She has all those cool tattoos.

1184
01:02:02,640 --> 01:02:06,920
Speaker 1: She looks like she's so adorable. Look great enough, a guest.

1185
01:02:06,960 --> 01:02:08,919
Speaker 1: I'm glad people liked her so much. And you're right,

1186
01:02:09,040 --> 01:02:11,360
Speaker 1: I'm just worried about her safety and her getting arrested

1187
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:13,320
Speaker 1: at this point now. But someone please right in and

1188
01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:15,360
Speaker 1: be like, you don't need to worry about that. I

1189
01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:19,760
Speaker 1: wish we could steal from Amazon somehow. I think you can.

1190
01:02:21,040 --> 01:02:23,080
Speaker 1: Now people are doing the shitty thing where they buy

1191
01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:25,160
Speaker 1: books on Amazon and then they would read them and

1192
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:28,360
Speaker 1: return them, and now and then the authors are losing

1193
01:02:28,360 --> 01:02:31,360
Speaker 1: out on that. I heard that's actually bad. And if

1194
01:02:31,360 --> 01:02:34,200
Speaker 1: you return something on Amazon, they put little like finders,

1195
01:02:34,240 --> 01:02:37,600
Speaker 1: things that like a little satellite things in them to

1196
01:02:37,640 --> 01:02:41,560
Speaker 1: see where it goes when it's returned landfill. They it's

1197
01:02:41,680 --> 01:02:43,840
Speaker 1: more money to re shell things than it would be

1198
01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:45,520
Speaker 1: to just throw it out and just take it as

1199
01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:49,400
Speaker 1: a loss. So just realize when you return things, especially

1200
01:02:49,480 --> 01:02:52,080
Speaker 1: to like zaras h and MS, they're throwing it away.

1201
01:02:52,120 --> 01:02:56,080
Speaker 1: They're not they're not putting restocking it all right, next

1202
01:02:56,080 --> 01:02:59,320
Speaker 1: fantex give it to your mom. That's a good point.

1203
01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:02,240
Speaker 1: I'll take it. I take this. I think those are

1204
01:03:02,480 --> 01:03:09,560
Speaker 1: those meals, They're they're already hot. Okay, let's see what

1205
01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:13,160
Speaker 1: Jack has to say. I bet you I know. Hi, Nicki,

1206
01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:17,200
Speaker 1: Andrew and Noah. It's Jack from London. I'm just calling

1207
01:03:17,240 --> 01:03:19,479
Speaker 1: in because something that Nikki said a couple of weeks

1208
01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:23,960
Speaker 1: ago about how she didn't deserve a nap or if

1209
01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:27,720
Speaker 1: she hadn't been productive that day reminded me of something

1210
01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:31,480
Speaker 1: really cur from Orlando Bloom when he said to his

1211
01:03:31,680 --> 01:03:33,800
Speaker 1: about his morning routine. He was saying that he has

1212
01:03:33,840 --> 01:03:36,760
Speaker 1: to earn his breakfast by going for a hike first

1213
01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:39,840
Speaker 1: and then have some green powders that he mixes with

1214
01:03:39,920 --> 01:03:44,920
Speaker 1: brain octane oil and college and powder. Memorize it anyway.

1215
01:03:45,240 --> 01:03:47,000
Speaker 1: I just thought I would share that because it reminded

1216
01:03:47,040 --> 01:03:49,720
Speaker 1: me of it, So don't be care. And also, I'm

1217
01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:53,000
Speaker 1: looking forward to seeing you in London in October. But

1218
01:03:53,040 --> 01:03:56,720
Speaker 1: I just got my particulars from so excited. I can't wait.

1219
01:03:56,920 --> 01:03:59,480
Speaker 1: And also I just wanted to say I love watching

1220
01:03:59,520 --> 01:04:01,840
Speaker 1: you to Graham Lives because you really are a great

1221
01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:09,560
Speaker 1: singer and you can sing anything. So and don't be

1222
01:04:09,640 --> 01:04:17,120
Speaker 1: cut and me check me um. I love him. That's

1223
01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:19,600
Speaker 1: so nice and it's so funny he said that about

1224
01:04:19,600 --> 01:04:22,280
Speaker 1: a land of bloom because I just read I just

1225
01:04:22,320 --> 01:04:23,840
Speaker 1: saved this article because I want to read it in

1226
01:04:23,920 --> 01:04:27,560
Speaker 1: It's a Wall Street Journal magazine. On Mondays, Gwyneth Patrow

1227
01:04:27,640 --> 01:04:29,760
Speaker 1: wakes up at six thirty am and goes straight to

1228
01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:32,320
Speaker 1: her sink, where she does an oil pull. She puts

1229
01:04:32,320 --> 01:04:34,640
Speaker 1: a big scoop of minty coconut oil in her mouth

1230
01:04:34,920 --> 01:04:37,400
Speaker 1: and swishes it around for ten minutes. I'm trying to

1231
01:04:37,400 --> 01:04:39,880
Speaker 1: talk with her while she goes about other parts of

1232
01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:43,960
Speaker 1: her routine. For the uninitiated, oil pulling is an aerovatic

1233
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:47,560
Speaker 1: technique that promises to pull toxins from the body and

1234
01:04:47,640 --> 01:04:50,320
Speaker 1: to help with teat whitening. I love it. You do

1235
01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:53,280
Speaker 1: that and you feel and you have your tongue scraper. Wow,

1236
01:04:53,360 --> 01:04:56,080
Speaker 1: your next mouth, Your mouth feels super fresh. And then

1237
01:04:56,120 --> 01:04:59,520
Speaker 1: she does a twenty minutes transcendental meditation before her coffee

1238
01:04:59,680 --> 01:05:04,280
Speaker 1: work out and go too, smoothie, Go for yourself with

1239
01:05:04,480 --> 01:05:07,360
Speaker 1: your routine morning routines. I don't want to hear about them.

1240
01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:14,760
Speaker 1: They make me feel bad. Next up, final thought. Okay,

1241
01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:17,960
Speaker 1: let me get this one from Ali because I'm kind

1242
01:05:17,960 --> 01:05:21,640
Speaker 1: of curious. We have to say hi, besties. Um, this

1243
01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:26,040
Speaker 1: is your bestie, Alley Nikki. This is specifically for you.

1244
01:05:26,080 --> 01:05:29,680
Speaker 1: I'll make it short. I have been dying for your

1245
01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:34,640
Speaker 1: Mattress air conditioner review. I wake up every single night

1246
01:05:35,200 --> 01:05:38,720
Speaker 1: just hot and annoy and you mentioned it. Oh god,

1247
01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:41,480
Speaker 1: maybe a month ago now. So I'm just calling to

1248
01:05:41,480 --> 01:05:43,720
Speaker 1: put a little pressure on your baby. Thank you. I

1249
01:05:43,720 --> 01:05:47,840
Speaker 1: don't know how it is, share share your knowledge, Okay,

1250
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:52,920
Speaker 1: keep you guys by guys here. I'm I have not

1251
01:05:53,160 --> 01:05:57,640
Speaker 1: taken another box because I am too intimidated by plugging

1252
01:05:57,680 --> 01:05:59,560
Speaker 1: it in. I need Chris to do it, and every

1253
01:05:59,560 --> 01:06:01,480
Speaker 1: time he comes over, it's just so late and we

1254
01:06:01,520 --> 01:06:04,120
Speaker 1: just want to hang out and watch TV. I just

1255
01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:07,680
Speaker 1: can't set it up. There's something, there's but every single night, Alley,

1256
01:06:07,720 --> 01:06:10,200
Speaker 1: I'm not getting you. Every single night. I am so

1257
01:06:10,280 --> 01:06:12,720
Speaker 1: hot in my apartment now because it's like ninety four

1258
01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:15,400
Speaker 1: degrees at night here in St. Louis that every night?

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Speaker 1: I'm like, why haven't I set it up yet? So

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01:06:17,720 --> 01:06:22,040
Speaker 1: I will set it up. Um. Then, like we were

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01:06:22,040 --> 01:06:24,320
Speaker 1: taking a week off, so we won't you and then

1262
01:06:24,360 --> 01:06:27,600
Speaker 1: I'm going to be on the road after that. Um no, no, no,

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01:06:27,640 --> 01:06:29,880
Speaker 1: I'll be back on okay, So I'll set it up

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01:06:30,280 --> 01:06:31,959
Speaker 1: when I get back, and I'll give you a review

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01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:34,680
Speaker 1: as soon as I get a crankin. But I need

1266
01:06:34,720 --> 01:06:36,640
Speaker 1: to That was that was impetus I needed. Do you

1267
01:06:36,680 --> 01:06:38,080
Speaker 1: ever do that? Do you ever buy something and not

1268
01:06:38,160 --> 01:06:41,200
Speaker 1: to get out of the box for a month? A month,

1269
01:06:41,920 --> 01:06:44,160
Speaker 1: there's six or something in the middle of the night

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01:06:44,280 --> 01:06:47,920
Speaker 1: that is only necessary for your life three months out

1271
01:06:47,960 --> 01:06:49,880
Speaker 1: of the year, and you use one of those months

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01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:53,240
Speaker 1: just having it sit in a box in a room

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01:06:53,240 --> 01:06:54,840
Speaker 1: and you don't even use it. I mean, what am

1274
01:06:54,840 --> 01:06:58,600
Speaker 1: I doing with my life? Today? I was supposed to

1275
01:06:58,600 --> 01:07:01,400
Speaker 1: go to my body specialist, but I just didn't feel

1276
01:07:01,440 --> 01:07:03,040
Speaker 1: like it. And because I haven't been doing the exercises,

1277
01:07:03,040 --> 01:07:04,280
Speaker 1: and I go, what is he going to teach me?

1278
01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:06,040
Speaker 1: Tell me to do the exercise he told me to

1279
01:07:06,080 --> 01:07:08,800
Speaker 1: do last time again and just be disappointed me not

1280
01:07:08,840 --> 01:07:11,120
Speaker 1: doing it. So I canceled the appointment. Could I have

1281
01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:13,000
Speaker 1: canceled it yesterday because I knew I was going to

1282
01:07:13,080 --> 01:07:15,640
Speaker 1: cancel it today? Yes? Did I cancel it yesterday? No?

1283
01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:17,480
Speaker 1: Why didn't you? Oh? I don't know, because I wanted

1284
01:07:17,520 --> 01:07:20,560
Speaker 1: to spend two on a thing that I could have

1285
01:07:20,720 --> 01:07:23,320
Speaker 1: twenty four hours. Cancelation. You don't have to pay, but

1286
01:07:23,360 --> 01:07:26,920
Speaker 1: instead I cancel it day of and have to pay

1287
01:07:26,920 --> 01:07:30,160
Speaker 1: two Whatever it is, It's like, why I knew I

1288
01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:32,760
Speaker 1: wasn't gonna go yesterday. Why couldn't I make that call?

1289
01:07:33,640 --> 01:07:35,720
Speaker 1: If that makes you feel better about whatever you're delaying

1290
01:07:35,720 --> 01:07:38,080
Speaker 1: in your life and adding up expenses, I hope it does,

1291
01:07:38,160 --> 01:07:40,880
Speaker 1: because boy, that is a thing I do all. I

1292
01:07:40,880 --> 01:07:43,400
Speaker 1: was thinking today, all of the times I have done

1293
01:07:43,480 --> 01:07:46,520
Speaker 1: less than twenty four hours cancelation. I'm talking, I could

1294
01:07:46,560 --> 01:07:50,600
Speaker 1: have bought a yacht at this point, a tiny toy

1295
01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:59,160
Speaker 1: yard dad to put in the water. I could a landyard.

1296
01:08:00,040 --> 01:08:03,680
Speaker 1: Is that yacht not a yacht? But I would say

1297
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:10,400
Speaker 1: probably in just things, cancelation fees under the notice because

1298
01:08:10,400 --> 01:08:16,160
Speaker 1: I'm a cancellor. It was offered double the money because

1299
01:08:16,160 --> 01:08:18,280
Speaker 1: I feel so bad that you'll feel you'll feel better.

1300
01:08:19,280 --> 01:08:23,839
Speaker 1: I don't set up auto pay ever, it's the easiest

1301
01:08:23,840 --> 01:08:26,600
Speaker 1: thing ever, you click it. I can't do it, and

1302
01:08:26,640 --> 01:08:29,680
Speaker 1: then I pay late my Verizon bill every time. It's

1303
01:08:29,840 --> 01:08:33,559
Speaker 1: why my phone gets turned off. Your phone gets turned

1304
01:08:33,600 --> 01:08:36,599
Speaker 1: off at times. Yeah, and then I don't have auto

1305
01:08:36,640 --> 01:08:40,280
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't do auto pay. Whoa, it's a click, dude,

1306
01:08:40,680 --> 01:08:42,400
Speaker 1: you know, what it is. Sometimes with auto pay you

1307
01:08:42,400 --> 01:08:44,400
Speaker 1: have to put in your bank account. Dude, I'm the

1308
01:08:44,479 --> 01:08:47,000
Speaker 1: same way. It is like one number. It is one

1309
01:08:47,160 --> 01:08:49,679
Speaker 1: me going to my wallet, pulling out a credit card

1310
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:53,120
Speaker 1: and not wanting to type in a number. No, this

1311
01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:56,400
Speaker 1: is no, this is This is a real problem people have.

1312
01:08:57,160 --> 01:09:00,519
Speaker 1: Why can't I do this simple thing? I mean, this

1313
01:09:00,560 --> 01:09:02,920
Speaker 1: happens to be all the time in my life. Dude.

1314
01:09:02,960 --> 01:09:05,360
Speaker 1: I told you I got that letter every day almost

1315
01:09:05,360 --> 01:09:07,519
Speaker 1: in the mail, and I avoided it because I thought

1316
01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:09,599
Speaker 1: it was a big bill. It was like fifteen dollars.

1317
01:09:09,720 --> 01:09:11,559
Speaker 1: I avoided it for two years. I lived with the

1318
01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:16,800
Speaker 1: guilt of not paying this bill. There's like, right now,

1319
01:09:16,840 --> 01:09:18,800
Speaker 1: I'm stressed out because I am about to go on

1320
01:09:18,840 --> 01:09:21,800
Speaker 1: a press tour for Foy Island with Student U and

1321
01:09:21,880 --> 01:09:23,960
Speaker 1: my special which comes out a couple of days after that.

1322
01:09:24,320 --> 01:09:26,519
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm saying a couple as in two but who

1323
01:09:26,520 --> 01:09:28,120
Speaker 1: knows if it's too because it hasn't been announce yet

1324
01:09:28,160 --> 01:09:32,280
Speaker 1: it's too. And then but I'm supposed to pull I'm

1325
01:09:32,280 --> 01:09:34,120
Speaker 1: supposed to watch the first four episodes of f Boy

1326
01:09:34,200 --> 01:09:36,200
Speaker 1: so I can pull clips to play on the talk

1327
01:09:36,240 --> 01:09:38,120
Speaker 1: shows I'm going on. You know, we have a. We

1328
01:09:38,160 --> 01:09:41,200
Speaker 1: have a clip from it. I and the and they

1329
01:09:41,200 --> 01:09:44,120
Speaker 1: sent me the trailers for my special I can't watch them.

1330
01:09:44,160 --> 01:09:46,280
Speaker 1: I cannot. What is wrong with me that I can't

1331
01:09:46,280 --> 01:09:48,760
Speaker 1: watch my own thing? It's would take two minutes of

1332
01:09:48,760 --> 01:09:52,600
Speaker 1: my life? What was that? Keep reading the book and

1333
01:09:52,640 --> 01:09:54,880
Speaker 1: I can go past it? Is it? Factor X is

1334
01:09:54,920 --> 01:09:58,080
Speaker 1: at part X? Yes? How far are you in the book?

1335
01:09:58,120 --> 01:10:01,280
Speaker 1: What percentage are you at now? Uh? I am like

1336
01:10:01,400 --> 01:10:04,519
Speaker 1: almost to the end of chapter two, almost on chapter three,

1337
01:10:04,560 --> 01:10:07,240
Speaker 1: I believe, okay, and I hear if you're talking about

1338
01:10:07,240 --> 01:10:10,360
Speaker 1: that far too? He says, exactly what you're talking But

1339
01:10:10,600 --> 01:10:13,439
Speaker 1: both of you guys are talking about like avoiding doing something,

1340
01:10:13,479 --> 01:10:16,720
Speaker 1: and yeah, just we have to get to the end

1341
01:10:16,720 --> 01:10:20,200
Speaker 1: of this book for all of us. I already told

1342
01:10:20,320 --> 01:10:22,200
Speaker 1: I already told my friends about this book. I had

1343
01:10:22,200 --> 01:10:23,680
Speaker 1: two women come over and check out my house for

1344
01:10:23,720 --> 01:10:27,519
Speaker 1: birds yesterday and we we hung out for two hours,

1345
01:10:27,600 --> 01:10:33,160
Speaker 1: talking about addiction, our insecurities as women like. We talked

1346
01:10:33,160 --> 01:10:35,640
Speaker 1: about birds for literally thirty seconds, and the rest of

1347
01:10:35,680 --> 01:10:37,200
Speaker 1: it was I mean, we talked about birds throughout the

1348
01:10:37,240 --> 01:10:39,679
Speaker 1: whole thing, because I I am a bird woman through

1349
01:10:39,720 --> 01:10:43,519
Speaker 1: and through. These women are childless. Uh, they're you know

1350
01:10:43,600 --> 01:10:46,439
Speaker 1: both in relations relationships with people who don't have kids.

1351
01:10:46,760 --> 01:10:48,880
Speaker 1: Getting a bird is literally getting your tube side. It

1352
01:10:48,920 --> 01:10:51,719
Speaker 1: is announcing the world. I am good without kids. I'm fine,

1353
01:10:51,800 --> 01:10:54,519
Speaker 1: and I'm a bird woman. These women are my people.

1354
01:10:54,920 --> 01:10:57,320
Speaker 1: We hung out for so long. I have new friends.

1355
01:10:57,800 --> 01:10:59,160
Speaker 1: But I told him about the book. I was like,

1356
01:10:59,200 --> 01:11:01,000
Speaker 1: I already sent them the book this this morning. I

1357
01:11:01,040 --> 01:11:03,200
Speaker 1: was like, I sent them a screen chat. I was like,

1358
01:11:03,240 --> 01:11:04,880
Speaker 1: you gotta read this book. We're doing a book club.

1359
01:11:05,200 --> 01:11:10,360
Speaker 1: Is the best ever. There's a there's a lady, famous

1360
01:11:10,439 --> 01:11:13,000
Speaker 1: lady in Stuart, Florida, a small town, and she was

1361
01:11:13,120 --> 01:11:15,320
Speaker 1: an actress. I forget her name. I could find out,

1362
01:11:15,640 --> 01:11:19,200
Speaker 1: but she owns like no bullshit on her land, like

1363
01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:22,120
Speaker 1: fifty peacocks. Yeah, and she was the peak. Like she

1364
01:11:22,280 --> 01:11:24,640
Speaker 1: was like I can see that, I can see that

1365
01:11:24,720 --> 01:11:28,200
Speaker 1: for you. Yeah. I'm like, yeah, I love I love them.

1366
01:11:28,280 --> 01:11:32,080
Speaker 1: I'm very excited about this new venture on the hill.

1367
01:11:32,160 --> 01:11:33,880
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm gonna be a crazy old woman that

1368
01:11:33,960 --> 01:11:37,000
Speaker 1: was like she used to be famous, and they'll be

1369
01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:39,439
Speaker 1: like who is she? And people google me with their

1370
01:11:39,479 --> 01:11:42,800
Speaker 1: eyes or whatever in the sky. When the technology can

1371
01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:46,320
Speaker 1: do that, Yeah, I'll be like Shelley Duval who disappeared

1372
01:11:46,320 --> 01:11:48,400
Speaker 1: to Santa Fe. Shelly Duval, you know who was in

1373
01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:51,839
Speaker 1: the Shining. She was a huge actress and she disappeared.

1374
01:11:51,880 --> 01:11:53,960
Speaker 1: And you should read this, this piece that came out

1375
01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:56,400
Speaker 1: about her a couple of years ago. It's really fascinating

1376
01:11:56,400 --> 01:11:59,800
Speaker 1: if you just google Shelly Duval, like, now where is she? She?

1377
01:12:00,160 --> 01:12:02,880
Speaker 1: Like she just gave up the Hollywood life and is

1378
01:12:02,920 --> 01:12:06,000
Speaker 1: like this eccentric woman like that lives in Santa Fe

1379
01:12:06,120 --> 01:12:08,200
Speaker 1: and like has this weird life that she just is like,

1380
01:12:08,240 --> 01:12:10,240
Speaker 1: I'm not going back into that. Like you think someone

1381
01:12:10,320 --> 01:12:11,800
Speaker 1: like Cameron Diaz is ever going to be in a

1382
01:12:11,800 --> 01:12:14,880
Speaker 1: movie again, She said, she's never going to. She actually quit,

1383
01:12:15,560 --> 01:12:18,479
Speaker 1: she retired, she said, But that's what they say when

1384
01:12:18,479 --> 01:12:22,160
Speaker 1: they want to do a comeback or if Hollywood has

1385
01:12:22,200 --> 01:12:24,479
Speaker 1: given up. I don't think Hollywood has given up. No,

1386
01:12:24,560 --> 01:12:28,240
Speaker 1: I want more. Oh she is just a breath of

1387
01:12:28,280 --> 01:12:34,519
Speaker 1: fresh air. I love Cameron Diaz again about Mary. It's

1388
01:12:34,560 --> 01:12:38,839
Speaker 1: such a good movie. Last night I got I actually

1389
01:12:38,880 --> 01:12:41,080
Speaker 1: was in the mood for some nostalgia. I pulled out,

1390
01:12:41,680 --> 01:12:44,160
Speaker 1: uh my roku and I'm good. What did I watch

1391
01:12:44,200 --> 01:12:46,599
Speaker 1: him about? To tell you? It was a movie called

1392
01:12:46,600 --> 01:12:49,839
Speaker 1: an American President? Do you remember it's it's Michael Douglas

1393
01:12:49,840 --> 01:12:52,400
Speaker 1: and Anette Benning in the movie. She's thirty seven, but

1394
01:12:52,479 --> 01:12:56,759
Speaker 1: she looks like she's mother Henning. She looks a lot older.

1395
01:12:56,800 --> 01:13:00,479
Speaker 1: You remind you reminded that in the nineties women old

1396
01:13:00,600 --> 01:13:02,599
Speaker 1: even though they were young because of I don't know,

1397
01:13:02,760 --> 01:13:05,559
Speaker 1: mold or cigarettes or less botox. I don't know what

1398
01:13:05,600 --> 01:13:08,000
Speaker 1: was happening. But she had a boy haircut and she

1399
01:13:08,160 --> 01:13:10,640
Speaker 1: was a leading lady. It made me you're in for

1400
01:13:10,720 --> 01:13:14,320
Speaker 1: a simpler time when you know Michael Douglas was hot,

1401
01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:19,160
Speaker 1: and when I couldn't rhyme, damn really hit me. But

1402
01:13:19,240 --> 01:13:21,400
Speaker 1: an American President is really a good watch, by the way,

1403
01:13:21,439 --> 01:13:25,280
Speaker 1: Nostalgia Burst classic movie. He plays the President. He's a

1404
01:13:25,320 --> 01:13:27,479
Speaker 1: single bachelor and a net betting comes into his life

1405
01:13:27,479 --> 01:13:32,519
Speaker 1: and it's like the President dating. It's so good. No,

1406
01:13:32,520 --> 01:13:34,599
Speaker 1: no, no no, they weren't seeing get all. Aaron Sorkin wrote it.

1407
01:13:35,040 --> 01:13:37,679
Speaker 1: Rob Bryaner directed like It's all like and it's really good.

1408
01:13:37,840 --> 01:13:40,439
Speaker 1: Martin Sheen is in it. Michael Michael J. Fox before

1409
01:13:40,520 --> 01:13:43,599
Speaker 1: he was had Parkinson's He is Michael J. Fox. Is

1410
01:13:43,960 --> 01:13:46,439
Speaker 1: you realize one of the best actors ever. Just the

1411
01:13:46,520 --> 01:13:49,240
Speaker 1: nuances of his facial expressions. I mean I and I

1412
01:13:49,280 --> 01:13:51,200
Speaker 1: did never saw it back to the future. I'm just

1413
01:13:51,240 --> 01:13:53,360
Speaker 1: going solely often of an American president where he plays

1414
01:13:53,400 --> 01:14:00,320
Speaker 1: a supporting role. He's fantastic. Oh um yo, Michael J. Box,

1415
01:14:00,479 --> 01:14:06,639
Speaker 1: I miss you man you huh. Can I just rape

1416
01:14:08,240 --> 01:14:11,080
Speaker 1: you know? You don't have to miss from movies? I

1417
01:14:11,160 --> 01:14:14,479
Speaker 1: miss him from the movie Brendan Walsh one time. He's

1418
01:14:14,520 --> 01:14:17,160
Speaker 1: a comedian. He no, he did Conan and he came out.

1419
01:14:17,200 --> 01:14:19,080
Speaker 1: He goes, Guys, I just want to stay. Before I started,

1420
01:14:19,120 --> 01:14:21,439
Speaker 1: my said, um, I just want to announced Gene Hackman

1421
01:14:21,520 --> 01:14:24,639
Speaker 1: died and everyone goes and he goes, Okay, he didn't die,

1422
01:14:24,760 --> 01:14:27,080
Speaker 1: but he is still live. Based on your response, you

1423
01:14:27,120 --> 01:14:29,360
Speaker 1: all need to tell him how you feel about him urgently.

1424
01:14:29,600 --> 01:14:31,360
Speaker 1: And it was like it's just such a good moment

1425
01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:33,559
Speaker 1: where people are like, dude, I didn't realize I love

1426
01:14:35,320 --> 01:14:40,000
Speaker 1: he is live. Yeah, she still lived anyway, going, I'll

1427
01:14:40,040 --> 01:14:42,960
Speaker 1: miss you, Michael. Okay, guys, that's our show for this week.

1428
01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:45,720
Speaker 1: We are going to be off next week. Uh, just

1429
01:14:45,880 --> 01:14:47,880
Speaker 1: let us have it. We're so sorry. We will miss

1430
01:14:47,880 --> 01:14:49,919
Speaker 1: you so much. I'll probably be going live on Instagram

1431
01:14:49,920 --> 01:14:52,920
Speaker 1: from my girl's trip. Um thank you for listening, Thank

1432
01:14:52,920 --> 01:14:54,719
Speaker 1: you for being our friends. Thank you for the fan tracks.

1433
01:14:55,120 --> 01:14:57,200
Speaker 1: We are on tourist You and detroits You in Toronto.

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01:14:57,280 --> 01:15:00,240
Speaker 1: We have European dates on available on my website. Also

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Speaker 1: some other dates go check it out kids dot com,

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Speaker 1: slash Whatever, tour um and Uh Don't be Cut and

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Speaker 1: Jack from London. It's kind of the same thing. Oh yeah,

1438
01:15:11,880 --> 01:15:16,400
Speaker 1: because you were saying he said me, Oh gotcha. Jack

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Speaker 1: on the Brain, Jack on the Brain,