WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Massage Champion

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<v Speaker 1>Brooking Jewels. Second date of day. You know, it's not

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<v Speaker 1>often on this show that we get to talk to

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<v Speaker 1>an actual champion. Oh cool, that's right. Somebody who is

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<v Speaker 1>known not only nationwide but worldwide. That's athlete, somebody who

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<v Speaker 1>is at the top of their game, and they decided

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<v Speaker 1>to grace us with their presence today because they want

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<v Speaker 1>to do a second date. Update. Her email said that

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<v Speaker 1>she's a champion and I'm very honored to speak with her.

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<v Speaker 1>Her name is Danielle. What's up, Danielle? Hey, how's it going? Wow? Goode?

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<v Speaker 1>You sound important. It is an honor to speak with you. Danielle. Wow, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. I'm blushing. What you're blushing, daniel This is

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<v Speaker 1>such an intro. What do you do? What are you

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<v Speaker 1>a champion of? I'm a champion, missus. Missus like a

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<v Speaker 1>person in massages, yes, like a massage therapist. Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a champion massus. I thought you I thought she was

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<v Speaker 1>an athlete, Jude. She is. That's a big athletic endeavor.

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<v Speaker 1>What I don't get it. She's got strong hands, it's

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<v Speaker 1>what you're saying. We'll get to how she's a champion

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<v Speaker 1>massuse in just a second. But first, let's find out

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<v Speaker 1>about your your date. Danielle, you think that maybe actually

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<v Speaker 1>the fact that you are a champion might have turned

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<v Speaker 1>the dude off? Yeah, yeah, I do. Well, what's his name?

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<v Speaker 1>First of all? His name is David. David? And where

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<v Speaker 1>did you meet David? We met through a dating app? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So I mean I assume when he started to go

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<v Speaker 1>out with you. On the dating app it even says

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<v Speaker 1>that you do massage therapy. No, my profile does not

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<v Speaker 1>say it. I keep that hidden. But if you're a champion,

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<v Speaker 1>why aren't you telling the world. But because I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to get like creeps notsaging me through with the DApp.

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<v Speaker 1>That's actually a good point either, that could might want

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<v Speaker 1>to keep that skill off of the internet, at least

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<v Speaker 1>for the dating websites. Yeah, so I assume it came

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<v Speaker 1>up on the data at some point, and that's why

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<v Speaker 1>you think that he got turned off? It did? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Like he has a conversation and I maybe should have

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<v Speaker 1>just said I was a massage therapist, but I said

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<v Speaker 1>more than that. I said the champion massuits thing. And

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<v Speaker 1>I just think I messed things up. Oh wait, hold on, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>you call yourself. I thought we were just joking about

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<v Speaker 1>the champion Missus thing this whole time, and then it

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<v Speaker 1>was something that Jubil was like over exaggerating because that's

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<v Speaker 1>what he does. No, I'm an actual champion. How do

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<v Speaker 1>you become a champion in massage therapy? There's actually an

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<v Speaker 1>international massage Championship in Copenhagen, Denmark, and people come from

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<v Speaker 1>all over the world. And this past year, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I won a massage champion. I wasn't lying to you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Good do you guys a volunteers? I am there. I

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<v Speaker 1>am ready to be a a massage by the world leaders

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<v Speaker 1>in massage therapy. Well, that's actually what everybody does. And

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<v Speaker 1>that's how I got in trouble in the first place.

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<v Speaker 1>Is everybody wants a massage. Oh yeah, okay, yeah, So

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<v Speaker 1>did you give David a massage? I did not. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>he kept asking and I declined. So you think that's

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<v Speaker 1>why he's not calling you back because you wouldn't hook

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<v Speaker 1>him up with a free massage up. Well, that's where

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<v Speaker 1>it is my fault, because if I had just said

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<v Speaker 1>massage therapist instead of massage champion, then the situation would

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<v Speaker 1>have been different. And I instead, I opened my big

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<v Speaker 1>mouth and you know I messed it up. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>now you can't be sure, like do people want you

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<v Speaker 1>for you or just because you can massage with the

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<v Speaker 1>best of them. I mean, it's a tough life for

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<v Speaker 1>a celebrity champion like you. I know you guys are

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<v Speaker 1>laughing about it, but it's actually true. Like all my

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<v Speaker 1>friends asked me to give the massages, like on the regular.

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<v Speaker 1>This is what happens to me all the time. So

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<v Speaker 1>on the date when the guy asked for the massage,

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<v Speaker 1>did you get mad at him for asking for the massage? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't get mad the first time. I mean, that's

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<v Speaker 1>a normal thing, and I kind of expected that to happen.

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<v Speaker 1>But then he asked the second time, and then when

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<v Speaker 1>he asked the third time, I was more firm, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was just like, it's not going to happen. Oh okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I could see how that could be taken as a

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<v Speaker 1>different kind of signal, because if I'm on a date

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<v Speaker 1>with someone who is a champion massage therapist, I think like,

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<v Speaker 1>if she likes me, maybe we can flirt a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit about this and she'd be like, well, maybe one

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<v Speaker 1>of these days I'll give you a massage, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>instead of like, no, I'm not touching you. Gross. I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like I screwed up. Maybe I messed it up

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<v Speaker 1>because he was the first guy i'd met in a

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<v Speaker 1>long time their dating app that was actually really cool.

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<v Speaker 1>He's attractive, he had a good personality, like I liked

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<v Speaker 1>his energy. You know, the conversation flowed really well. And

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<v Speaker 1>I think that I screwed up because of this. So,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I get that he sounds like a great guy,

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<v Speaker 1>but he sounds like he wanted something for free, and

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<v Speaker 1>you still want to go out with him. Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>understand that because I said this, you know, big deal

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<v Speaker 1>about me being a champion, and I couldn't stop talking

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<v Speaker 1>about the Massage Championship and how you know they judge

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<v Speaker 1>you on five categories like technique and flow and innovation

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<v Speaker 1>and there are people doing different styles and my special style.

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<v Speaker 1>See right there, I'm already turned on. So I could

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<v Speaker 1>see how you'd be on your date, like how that'd

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<v Speaker 1>be frustrating for him. How long has it been since

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<v Speaker 1>you talked to him? It's been over a week now, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>And then at the end of your date, did you

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<v Speaker 1>guys hug or kiss or anything? You know, did was

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<v Speaker 1>there any touching. That's what I want to know. We

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<v Speaker 1>did k you did kiss Yeah, we kissed, so just

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<v Speaker 1>our lips are touching, though, like we didn't like hold

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<v Speaker 1>each other because I didn't want to. Again, I just

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<v Speaker 1>said notes, I didn't want to, you know, cross that line.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's okay to give the dude if you're

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<v Speaker 1>kissing him, I did threw it up. Well, we don't

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<v Speaker 1>know for sure, so we'll play a song. Come back

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<v Speaker 1>call him. Get your second day update? All right, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, looking jubil in the morning update. You know

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<v Speaker 1>I've done second Date update segments where I've started off

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<v Speaker 1>with a on air makeout session with our listening audience.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's true. But I've never given an over the

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<v Speaker 1>air massage before, and I think I should do that

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<v Speaker 1>right now in honor of today's Second Date updates. So

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<v Speaker 1>if you're driving right now, I want you to close

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<v Speaker 1>your eyes. Do hi. My name is Spirit and I'll

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<v Speaker 1>be your massage therapist today. Are there any troubled areas

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<v Speaker 1>that you'd like me to focus on? Is amazing right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Your glutes they are rather tied. Okay, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>need to get some extra lube to take care of

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<v Speaker 1>your They do not use loube sir. Oh okay, Well

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<v Speaker 1>then I need to have a talk with my massage

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<v Speaker 1>therapist then, because I think that dude might be up

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<v Speaker 1>to something nefarious. But let's talk to Danielle, who's on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone right now for a second date update. She

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<v Speaker 1>is a massage therapist. She's actually a champion massage therapist.

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<v Speaker 1>She actually won a competition that they do in Denmark

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<v Speaker 1>every year. I guess they have a massage championship. And

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<v Speaker 1>she was on her date with a dude named David,

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<v Speaker 1>and she feels like she talked about that a little

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<v Speaker 1>too much and David like asked for a massage because

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<v Speaker 1>he found out she was a champion, and she finally

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<v Speaker 1>told him no, and she feels like maybe she was

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<v Speaker 1>a little too blunt about it, and that's why he's

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<v Speaker 1>not calling her back. So we're about to get him

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone and find out if that is the reason. Danielle,

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<v Speaker 1>you're ready to go, Yeah, I'm ready. We'll dial his

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<v Speaker 1>phone of her right now and we'll find out if

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<v Speaker 1>your hands can wander his body someday. Just call him please, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I think she's done with us. Hello, n I speak

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<v Speaker 1>to David please. This is him. Hey, what's up man?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel

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<v Speaker 1>in the Morning. Who's that Jewbil from Brooke and Jewil

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<v Speaker 1>in the Morning. I'm sorry, there's no Jewel here. I

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<v Speaker 1>think there's a number. I am Jubil and I'm calling

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<v Speaker 1>you David. Oh okay, I don't know what you're talking about,

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<v Speaker 1>but i'm calling you today because we recently got an

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<v Speaker 1>email about you from one of our listeners. Okay, that's

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<v Speaker 1>a little weird. Do you want to know who? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you want to who? Yeah? Do you want to who?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to who? He said, yes, Jubil, because

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<v Speaker 1>I know who I do. Okay. Her name is Danielle

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<v Speaker 1>and you actually went out with her on a date.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I know her? But why would she email you? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we do a segment on our show it's called the

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<v Speaker 1>Second Date Updates. So you've apparently stopped talking to Danielle

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<v Speaker 1>since your date and she's wondering why. Okay, U a

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<v Speaker 1>little awkward. I guess I don't get it though. Why

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<v Speaker 1>was it awkward? I guess I got a little weird

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<v Speaker 1>vibes from her? You got weird vibes from her. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>some red flags came up. Whoa what kind of red flags? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>she said that she was a masseuse. You know, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>m normally that's not a red flag for most people. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>most people are like, okay, cool, that's your job. More

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<v Speaker 1>likely that's like a benefit. I would date a massus

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<v Speaker 1>at a heartbeat? Are you kidding me? I kind of

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<v Speaker 1>took it as like a maybe a euphemism for something else,

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<v Speaker 1>what you know? No, so no, wait, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Could you explain? Well, she was like talking about her job,

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<v Speaker 1>and she's talking about really weird competition that she was

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<v Speaker 1>a part of. This massage competition. Yeah, you're talking about

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<v Speaker 1>the massage championship that I guess they have in Denmark.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, you know about that, not until we talked

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<v Speaker 1>to her. So we talked to her a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>about your date and she told us that information. That's

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<v Speaker 1>the first time I've heard it. I had no idea

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<v Speaker 1>that a championship for massage. Yeah, you you believe that?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean? Do we believe it? Yeah, massage championship.

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<v Speaker 1>That doesn't sound like fake to you. There's all sorts

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<v Speaker 1>of weird things in this world. I mean, for God's sakes,

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<v Speaker 1>there's like an air guitar championship. But it's odd, but

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't mean that it's not real. How would you even

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<v Speaker 1>judge that it's just the same guy getting a massage

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<v Speaker 1>over and over again. Even think about that? Are you

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<v Speaker 1>telling me you think she's a liar? I mean I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know if she was lying or not. It was

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<v Speaker 1>just that was like the start of the whole red

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<v Speaker 1>flag segment of the date, and it just got worse

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<v Speaker 1>from there. Oh so there is more stuff you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>believe that she told you. Well, it's not so much sad.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like I asked her a couple of times if

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<v Speaker 1>I can get a massage, and she said that she's

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<v Speaker 1>a massage champion, so it's gonna be two hundred dollars

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<v Speaker 1>for a half hour. Whoa, whoa, dang that pays off. Man. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean something probably comes with that, is what else thinking?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean? What do you think that there's

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<v Speaker 1>a happy ending at the end? Is that what you're insinuating? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't born yesterday. That's that's prostitute talk. Much. You

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<v Speaker 1>went online and went on a date with a prostitute.

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<v Speaker 1>What am I supposed to think. What would you have thought?

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<v Speaker 1>There's a person across the tables from me offering me

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<v Speaker 1>two hundred dollars for half an hour. That sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>a hooker. Whoa, I have something to say here? Weird.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't imagine that you'd have anything to say Danielle.

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<v Speaker 1>What is going on here? Oh that's Danielle. She's actually

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<v Speaker 1>on the other line and wants to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. I am not a prostitute. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>believe that's even an argument right now. I don't understand

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<v Speaker 1>how you could think that I was a prostitute. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you're touching me and you're charging me per hour. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a massage therapist and that is my feet because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>good at what I do. Okay, I mean you're also

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<v Speaker 1>wearing boop earrings. So I didn't one of the tale

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<v Speaker 1>tale signs. You didn't tell us. You didn't tell us

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<v Speaker 1>that Danielle earrings. Are you serious? Yeah? Seriously, what the

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<v Speaker 1>hell are you even talking about, David? Yeah, you know

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<v Speaker 1>hoop earrings. Like every movie you see, every prostitute has

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<v Speaker 1>hoop earings. It's a preferred earring a profit. They also

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<v Speaker 1>wear high heels and I don't know with girts so hair, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you no one out of what David, You're being so

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<v Speaker 1>ridiculous right now. I mean, you want to look at

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<v Speaker 1>my credentials, go google it. This is a real job.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a real person. There's a lot of escorts out

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<v Speaker 1>there that have websites, so you know, I see, David,

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<v Speaker 1>why are you so hung up on this? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>do you really think a prostitute would get in touch

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<v Speaker 1>with a radio station to call you to go out

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<v Speaker 1>on a second date? I mean, yeah, I guess that's

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<v Speaker 1>a good point. But you know, there's a girl with

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<v Speaker 1>hoop earrings who's charging me two hundred dollars for a massage.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's just what I'm going to think in

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<v Speaker 1>the moment. Okay, David, I'm ended by this. Okay, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>that's it, all right, Just sorryogize. I accuse you being

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<v Speaker 1>a prostitute. But David, I know that you probably still

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<v Speaker 1>think that Danielle might be a prostitute. But would you

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<v Speaker 1>like to go out with her on a second date?

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<v Speaker 1>We will pay for it? Oh my gosh, yeah yeah

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<v Speaker 1>I would actually. Oh okay, so you've changed your mind? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you know, yeah, maybe I will jump into conclusions.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess there's a part of me that thinks, so

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<v Speaker 1>maybe she's not a prostitute. Oh wow, dude, you really

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<v Speaker 1>need to slow down on the sweet talk that you're

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<v Speaker 1>doling out there. Okay, there you go, Danielle, A little

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<v Speaker 1>bit of David thinks that you might not be a prostitute.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you put out I bet you're smooting. Wow, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>so appreciative. So that's it. Yes, Danielle, I mean to

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<v Speaker 1>be honest. I enjoyed everything else about our date, and

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<v Speaker 1>so if he's genuinely reconsidering his assumptions, then why the

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<v Speaker 1>heck not really? Well, yes, he's the time a guy

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<v Speaker 1>that I look for, and you know, we had a

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<v Speaker 1>very great conversation. Otherwise, was very attracted to him, So

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<v Speaker 1>I look forward to proving to him that I am

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<v Speaker 1>a massage therapist and not a hooker. I always look

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<v Speaker 1>for the opposite in my massage therapist. Texting at seven eight,

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<v Speaker 1>five to nine two that says, I think my doctor

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<v Speaker 1>is a prostitute. Broken jewel in the morning, talking about

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<v Speaker 1>today's second date. Update if you missed it, Danielle wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to call this dude named David Danielle as a massage therapist,

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<v Speaker 1>a world champion massage therapist. I didn't even know that

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<v Speaker 1>championships for that, but apparently they do. And anyway, they

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<v Speaker 1>went out on the date. They were talking and because

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<v Speaker 1>she's so good at her job, she charges like two

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<v Speaker 1>hundred bucks an hour to give people massages, and well, David,

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<v Speaker 1>he thought that meant that she's a prostitute. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>want to call her back. Also, she was wearing hoop earrings,

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<v Speaker 1>which apparently is the preferred earring of prostitutes. Yeah, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know. I feel like he's proposition in a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of women out there that aren't prostitutes. Just if

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<v Speaker 1>he's going and buy hoop bearings alone. So many all

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<v Speaker 1>these ladies are prostitutes these days. They're everywhere at church everywhere. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>look at her, she's an accounting So he was convinced

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<v Speaker 1>that because she charges so much per hour, she must

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<v Speaker 1>be a prostitute. And he didn't want to call her back.

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<v Speaker 1>We got her on the phone, they talked a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit and then he was like, well, I guess I

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<v Speaker 1>could go out with you again, because there's part of

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<v Speaker 1>me that thinks that you might not be a prostitute.

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<v Speaker 1>Not fully believing yet, I can't believe that she actually

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<v Speaker 1>agreed to go out with him again. No, that's the

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<v Speaker 1>most shocking part of this whole thing to me. Where

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<v Speaker 1>are our standards at right now? Ladies? She said she

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<v Speaker 1>just wanted to prove to him that she was not

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<v Speaker 1>a prostitute and go out with him again. Ah. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>the dating pool is hard right now, isn't it. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>he definitely guaranteed himself that he's not getting any on

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<v Speaker 1>that day right for a long time. Ever. First, remember,

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<v Speaker 1>if you want to do a second date update, all

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<v Speaker 1>you have to do is email the show and we

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<v Speaker 1>will call the person who didn't call you back. Although

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<v Speaker 1>you already know if you're around somebody who has hoop

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<v Speaker 1>earrings and has a job that charges two hundred buck

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<v Speaker 1>an hour, you know what you're dealing with now since

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<v Speaker 1>this educational experience, and no need to call us. But

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<v Speaker 1>if you send us an email and you want us

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<v Speaker 1>to call the person who didn't call you back, we

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<v Speaker 1>will do that for you. It's broken jewel in the

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<v Speaker 1>morning ninety two point five