1 00:00:03,279 --> 00:00:07,520 Speaker 1: Brooking Jewels. Second date of day. You know, it's not 2 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:10,440 Speaker 1: often on this show that we get to talk to 3 00:00:10,480 --> 00:00:16,479 Speaker 1: an actual champion. Oh cool, that's right. Somebody who is 4 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:25,040 Speaker 1: known not only nationwide but worldwide. That's athlete, somebody who 5 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:27,440 Speaker 1: is at the top of their game, and they decided 6 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:31,520 Speaker 1: to grace us with their presence today because they want 7 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:34,199 Speaker 1: to do a second date. Update. Her email said that 8 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:37,840 Speaker 1: she's a champion and I'm very honored to speak with her. 9 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:43,400 Speaker 1: Her name is Danielle. What's up, Danielle? Hey, how's it going? Wow? Goode? 10 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:49,120 Speaker 1: You sound important. It is an honor to speak with you. Danielle. Wow, Well, 11 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:52,720 Speaker 1: thank you. I'm blushing. What you're blushing, daniel This is 12 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:54,360 Speaker 1: such an intro. What do you do? What are you 13 00:00:54,360 --> 00:00:58,840 Speaker 1: a champion of? I'm a champion, missus. Missus like a 14 00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:04,000 Speaker 1: person in massages, yes, like a massage therapist. Yeah, I'm 15 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,600 Speaker 1: a champion massus. I thought you I thought she was 16 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:10,480 Speaker 1: an athlete, Jude. She is. That's a big athletic endeavor. 17 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:13,440 Speaker 1: What I don't get it. She's got strong hands, it's 18 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:16,360 Speaker 1: what you're saying. We'll get to how she's a champion 19 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:18,360 Speaker 1: massuse in just a second. But first, let's find out 20 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:21,160 Speaker 1: about your your date. Danielle, you think that maybe actually 21 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:23,080 Speaker 1: the fact that you are a champion might have turned 22 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:27,800 Speaker 1: the dude off? Yeah, yeah, I do. Well, what's his name? 23 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:30,720 Speaker 1: First of all? His name is David. David? And where 24 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:34,200 Speaker 1: did you meet David? We met through a dating app? Okay, 25 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:36,959 Speaker 1: So I mean I assume when he started to go 26 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:38,960 Speaker 1: out with you. On the dating app it even says 27 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:42,160 Speaker 1: that you do massage therapy. No, my profile does not 28 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:45,199 Speaker 1: say it. I keep that hidden. But if you're a champion, 29 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:48,160 Speaker 1: why aren't you telling the world. But because I don't 30 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:51,840 Speaker 1: want to get like creeps notsaging me through with the DApp. 31 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:56,120 Speaker 1: That's actually a good point either, that could might want 32 00:01:56,160 --> 00:01:58,280 Speaker 1: to keep that skill off of the internet, at least 33 00:01:58,280 --> 00:02:01,840 Speaker 1: for the dating websites. Yeah, so I assume it came 34 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:03,720 Speaker 1: up on the data at some point, and that's why 35 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:06,440 Speaker 1: you think that he got turned off? It did? Yeah, 36 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:09,440 Speaker 1: Like he has a conversation and I maybe should have 37 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:12,320 Speaker 1: just said I was a massage therapist, but I said 38 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:14,600 Speaker 1: more than that. I said the champion massuits thing. And 39 00:02:14,639 --> 00:02:18,280 Speaker 1: I just think I messed things up. Oh wait, hold on, wait, 40 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:20,840 Speaker 1: you call yourself. I thought we were just joking about 41 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:23,440 Speaker 1: the champion Missus thing this whole time, and then it 42 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:26,200 Speaker 1: was something that Jubil was like over exaggerating because that's 43 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:30,520 Speaker 1: what he does. No, I'm an actual champion. How do 44 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:34,160 Speaker 1: you become a champion in massage therapy? There's actually an 45 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:38,960 Speaker 1: international massage Championship in Copenhagen, Denmark, and people come from 46 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,320 Speaker 1: all over the world. And this past year, you know, 47 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:47,760 Speaker 1: I won a massage champion. I wasn't lying to you guys. 48 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:50,640 Speaker 1: Good do you guys a volunteers? I am there. I 49 00:02:50,639 --> 00:02:53,120 Speaker 1: am ready to be a a massage by the world leaders 50 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:56,840 Speaker 1: in massage therapy. Well, that's actually what everybody does. And 51 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:58,520 Speaker 1: that's how I got in trouble in the first place. 52 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:03,120 Speaker 1: Is everybody wants a massage. Oh yeah, okay, yeah, So 53 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:06,280 Speaker 1: did you give David a massage? I did not. Oh 54 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:10,360 Speaker 1: he kept asking and I declined. So you think that's 55 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:12,240 Speaker 1: why he's not calling you back because you wouldn't hook 56 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:15,200 Speaker 1: him up with a free massage up. Well, that's where 57 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:17,360 Speaker 1: it is my fault, because if I had just said 58 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:22,119 Speaker 1: massage therapist instead of massage champion, then the situation would 59 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,600 Speaker 1: have been different. And I instead, I opened my big 60 00:03:24,639 --> 00:03:28,040 Speaker 1: mouth and you know I messed it up. Yeah, and 61 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:29,920 Speaker 1: now you can't be sure, like do people want you 62 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:33,040 Speaker 1: for you or just because you can massage with the 63 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:35,400 Speaker 1: best of them. I mean, it's a tough life for 64 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:38,080 Speaker 1: a celebrity champion like you. I know you guys are 65 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:40,400 Speaker 1: laughing about it, but it's actually true. Like all my 66 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:43,160 Speaker 1: friends asked me to give the massages, like on the regular. 67 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:46,080 Speaker 1: This is what happens to me all the time. So 68 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,600 Speaker 1: on the date when the guy asked for the massage, 69 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:51,800 Speaker 1: did you get mad at him for asking for the massage? No? 70 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:53,400 Speaker 1: I didn't get mad the first time. I mean, that's 71 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,640 Speaker 1: a normal thing, and I kind of expected that to happen. 72 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:58,120 Speaker 1: But then he asked the second time, and then when 73 00:03:58,160 --> 00:03:59,920 Speaker 1: he asked the third time, I was more firm, and 74 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:03,640 Speaker 1: I was just like, it's not going to happen. Oh okay. 75 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:06,480 Speaker 1: I could see how that could be taken as a 76 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:08,400 Speaker 1: different kind of signal, because if I'm on a date 77 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:12,080 Speaker 1: with someone who is a champion massage therapist, I think like, 78 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:14,119 Speaker 1: if she likes me, maybe we can flirt a little 79 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:16,080 Speaker 1: bit about this and she'd be like, well, maybe one 80 00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:17,960 Speaker 1: of these days I'll give you a massage, you know, 81 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:22,640 Speaker 1: instead of like, no, I'm not touching you. Gross. I 82 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:25,280 Speaker 1: feel like I screwed up. Maybe I messed it up 83 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:27,479 Speaker 1: because he was the first guy i'd met in a 84 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:31,520 Speaker 1: long time their dating app that was actually really cool. 85 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:36,600 Speaker 1: He's attractive, he had a good personality, like I liked 86 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:40,360 Speaker 1: his energy. You know, the conversation flowed really well. And 87 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:43,560 Speaker 1: I think that I screwed up because of this. So, 88 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:47,000 Speaker 1: I mean, I get that he sounds like a great guy, 89 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:49,279 Speaker 1: but he sounds like he wanted something for free, and 90 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:51,640 Speaker 1: you still want to go out with him. Well, I 91 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:55,080 Speaker 1: understand that because I said this, you know, big deal 92 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:58,560 Speaker 1: about me being a champion, and I couldn't stop talking 93 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:02,279 Speaker 1: about the Massage Championship and how you know they judge 94 00:05:02,279 --> 00:05:05,839 Speaker 1: you on five categories like technique and flow and innovation 95 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:10,000 Speaker 1: and there are people doing different styles and my special style. 96 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:13,000 Speaker 1: See right there, I'm already turned on. So I could 97 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,920 Speaker 1: see how you'd be on your date, like how that'd 98 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:17,240 Speaker 1: be frustrating for him. How long has it been since 99 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:20,200 Speaker 1: you talked to him? It's been over a week now, okay. 100 00:05:20,279 --> 00:05:21,640 Speaker 1: And then at the end of your date, did you 101 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:25,080 Speaker 1: guys hug or kiss or anything? You know, did was 102 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:26,760 Speaker 1: there any touching. That's what I want to know. We 103 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:31,200 Speaker 1: did k you did kiss Yeah, we kissed, so just 104 00:05:31,279 --> 00:05:33,599 Speaker 1: our lips are touching, though, like we didn't like hold 105 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:36,160 Speaker 1: each other because I didn't want to. Again, I just 106 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:39,280 Speaker 1: said notes, I didn't want to, you know, cross that line. 107 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:41,840 Speaker 1: I think it's okay to give the dude if you're 108 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:45,400 Speaker 1: kissing him, I did threw it up. Well, we don't 109 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:47,800 Speaker 1: know for sure, so we'll play a song. Come back 110 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:49,960 Speaker 1: call him. Get your second day update? All right, all right, 111 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:57,359 Speaker 1: thank you, looking jubil in the morning update. You know 112 00:05:57,400 --> 00:06:00,360 Speaker 1: I've done second Date update segments where I've started off 113 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:03,480 Speaker 1: with a on air makeout session with our listening audience. 114 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:06,919 Speaker 1: Yeah that's true. But I've never given an over the 115 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,279 Speaker 1: air massage before, and I think I should do that 116 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:12,760 Speaker 1: right now in honor of today's Second Date updates. So 117 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:14,880 Speaker 1: if you're driving right now, I want you to close 118 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:22,160 Speaker 1: your eyes. Do hi. My name is Spirit and I'll 119 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:26,000 Speaker 1: be your massage therapist today. Are there any troubled areas 120 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:30,080 Speaker 1: that you'd like me to focus on? Is amazing right now? 121 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:33,520 Speaker 1: Your glutes they are rather tied. Okay, I'm going to 122 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:36,479 Speaker 1: need to get some extra lube to take care of 123 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:42,760 Speaker 1: your They do not use loube sir. Oh okay, Well 124 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:45,520 Speaker 1: then I need to have a talk with my massage 125 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:49,640 Speaker 1: therapist then, because I think that dude might be up 126 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:54,800 Speaker 1: to something nefarious. But let's talk to Danielle, who's on 127 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:56,760 Speaker 1: the phone right now for a second date update. She 128 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:00,679 Speaker 1: is a massage therapist. She's actually a champion massage therapist. 129 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:03,360 Speaker 1: She actually won a competition that they do in Denmark 130 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:05,880 Speaker 1: every year. I guess they have a massage championship. And 131 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:07,640 Speaker 1: she was on her date with a dude named David, 132 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:09,840 Speaker 1: and she feels like she talked about that a little 133 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:12,720 Speaker 1: too much and David like asked for a massage because 134 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:14,280 Speaker 1: he found out she was a champion, and she finally 135 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:15,880 Speaker 1: told him no, and she feels like maybe she was 136 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:18,040 Speaker 1: a little too blunt about it, and that's why he's 137 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:20,040 Speaker 1: not calling her back. So we're about to get him 138 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:22,040 Speaker 1: on the phone and find out if that is the reason. Danielle, 139 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:24,560 Speaker 1: you're ready to go, Yeah, I'm ready. We'll dial his 140 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:26,640 Speaker 1: phone of her right now and we'll find out if 141 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:32,360 Speaker 1: your hands can wander his body someday. Just call him please, Okay, 142 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:44,320 Speaker 1: I think she's done with us. Hello, n I speak 143 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:48,200 Speaker 1: to David please. This is him. Hey, what's up man? 144 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:50,080 Speaker 1: How are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel 145 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:55,840 Speaker 1: in the Morning. Who's that Jewbil from Brooke and Jewil 146 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:59,400 Speaker 1: in the Morning. I'm sorry, there's no Jewel here. I 147 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:03,280 Speaker 1: think there's a number. I am Jubil and I'm calling 148 00:08:03,320 --> 00:08:08,160 Speaker 1: you David. Oh okay, I don't know what you're talking about, 149 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:12,120 Speaker 1: but i'm calling you today because we recently got an 150 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:15,360 Speaker 1: email about you from one of our listeners. Okay, that's 151 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:17,560 Speaker 1: a little weird. Do you want to know who? Do 152 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:20,080 Speaker 1: you want to who? Yeah? Do you want to who? 153 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:22,600 Speaker 1: Do you want to who? He said, yes, Jubil, because 154 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:25,720 Speaker 1: I know who I do. Okay. Her name is Danielle 155 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:27,480 Speaker 1: and you actually went out with her on a date. 156 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:35,040 Speaker 1: Oh I know her? But why would she email you? Well, 157 00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:36,599 Speaker 1: we do a segment on our show it's called the 158 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:39,800 Speaker 1: Second Date Updates. So you've apparently stopped talking to Danielle 159 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:44,920 Speaker 1: since your date and she's wondering why. Okay, U a 160 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:48,560 Speaker 1: little awkward. I guess I don't get it though. Why 161 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:52,040 Speaker 1: was it awkward? I guess I got a little weird 162 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:55,720 Speaker 1: vibes from her? You got weird vibes from her. Yeah, 163 00:08:55,760 --> 00:09:00,640 Speaker 1: some red flags came up. Whoa what kind of red flags? Well, 164 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:05,920 Speaker 1: she said that she was a masseuse. You know, okay, 165 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:08,720 Speaker 1: m normally that's not a red flag for most people. Well, 166 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:11,840 Speaker 1: most people are like, okay, cool, that's your job. More 167 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,160 Speaker 1: likely that's like a benefit. I would date a massus 168 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:16,800 Speaker 1: at a heartbeat? Are you kidding me? I kind of 169 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:20,080 Speaker 1: took it as like a maybe a euphemism for something else, 170 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:24,680 Speaker 1: what you know? No, so no, wait, I don't know. 171 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:28,959 Speaker 1: Could you explain? Well, she was like talking about her job, 172 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:32,120 Speaker 1: and she's talking about really weird competition that she was 173 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:36,520 Speaker 1: a part of. This massage competition. Yeah, you're talking about 174 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:39,360 Speaker 1: the massage championship that I guess they have in Denmark. 175 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:43,320 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know about that, not until we talked 176 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:44,480 Speaker 1: to her. So we talked to her a little bit 177 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:46,800 Speaker 1: about your date and she told us that information. That's 178 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:48,040 Speaker 1: the first time I've heard it. I had no idea 179 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:51,600 Speaker 1: that a championship for massage. Yeah, you you believe that? 180 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:57,760 Speaker 1: What do you mean? Do we believe it? Yeah, massage championship. 181 00:09:57,800 --> 00:10:01,120 Speaker 1: That doesn't sound like fake to you. There's all sorts 182 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:03,360 Speaker 1: of weird things in this world. I mean, for God's sakes, 183 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:07,080 Speaker 1: there's like an air guitar championship. But it's odd, but 184 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:09,280 Speaker 1: doesn't mean that it's not real. How would you even 185 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:11,760 Speaker 1: judge that it's just the same guy getting a massage 186 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:15,320 Speaker 1: over and over again. Even think about that? Are you 187 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:17,640 Speaker 1: telling me you think she's a liar? I mean I 188 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:19,200 Speaker 1: didn't know if she was lying or not. It was 189 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:22,240 Speaker 1: just that was like the start of the whole red 190 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:25,720 Speaker 1: flag segment of the date, and it just got worse 191 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:28,840 Speaker 1: from there. Oh so there is more stuff you didn't 192 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:31,280 Speaker 1: believe that she told you. Well, it's not so much sad. 193 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:33,520 Speaker 1: It's like I asked her a couple of times if 194 00:10:33,559 --> 00:10:36,160 Speaker 1: I can get a massage, and she said that she's 195 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:39,800 Speaker 1: a massage champion, so it's gonna be two hundred dollars 196 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:45,560 Speaker 1: for a half hour. Whoa, whoa, dang that pays off. Man. Yeah, 197 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:48,680 Speaker 1: I mean something probably comes with that, is what else thinking? 198 00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:51,800 Speaker 1: What do you mean? What do you think that there's 199 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:55,600 Speaker 1: a happy ending at the end? Is that what you're insinuating? Yeah, 200 00:10:55,600 --> 00:11:01,839 Speaker 1: I wasn't born yesterday. That's that's prostitute talk. Much. You 201 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,800 Speaker 1: went online and went on a date with a prostitute. 202 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:08,160 Speaker 1: What am I supposed to think. What would you have thought? 203 00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:10,920 Speaker 1: There's a person across the tables from me offering me 204 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:13,720 Speaker 1: two hundred dollars for half an hour. That sounds like 205 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:18,840 Speaker 1: a hooker. Whoa, I have something to say here? Weird. 206 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:20,800 Speaker 1: I can't imagine that you'd have anything to say Danielle. 207 00:11:21,679 --> 00:11:24,440 Speaker 1: What is going on here? Oh that's Danielle. She's actually 208 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:25,880 Speaker 1: on the other line and wants to talk to you. 209 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:31,080 Speaker 1: Oh my god. I am not a prostitute. I can't 210 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:34,760 Speaker 1: believe that's even an argument right now. I don't understand 211 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:38,000 Speaker 1: how you could think that I was a prostitute. Well, 212 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:41,520 Speaker 1: you're touching me and you're charging me per hour. I'm 213 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:45,199 Speaker 1: a massage therapist and that is my feet because I'm 214 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:48,000 Speaker 1: good at what I do. Okay, I mean you're also 215 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:52,440 Speaker 1: wearing boop earrings. So I didn't one of the tale 216 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:56,559 Speaker 1: tale signs. You didn't tell us. You didn't tell us 217 00:11:56,559 --> 00:12:01,760 Speaker 1: that Danielle earrings. Are you serious? Yeah? Seriously, what the 218 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:04,320 Speaker 1: hell are you even talking about, David? Yeah, you know 219 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:07,760 Speaker 1: hoop earrings. Like every movie you see, every prostitute has 220 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:14,040 Speaker 1: hoop earings. It's a preferred earring a profit. They also 221 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:19,400 Speaker 1: wear high heels and I don't know with girts so hair, Okay, 222 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:24,640 Speaker 1: you no one out of what David, You're being so 223 00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:27,120 Speaker 1: ridiculous right now. I mean, you want to look at 224 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:30,480 Speaker 1: my credentials, go google it. This is a real job. 225 00:12:30,679 --> 00:12:34,360 Speaker 1: I'm a real person. There's a lot of escorts out 226 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:38,000 Speaker 1: there that have websites, so you know, I see, David, 227 00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:39,920 Speaker 1: why are you so hung up on this? I mean, 228 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:42,000 Speaker 1: do you really think a prostitute would get in touch 229 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:44,400 Speaker 1: with a radio station to call you to go out 230 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:48,760 Speaker 1: on a second date? I mean, yeah, I guess that's 231 00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:51,240 Speaker 1: a good point. But you know, there's a girl with 232 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:55,840 Speaker 1: hoop earrings who's charging me two hundred dollars for a massage. 233 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:57,439 Speaker 1: I mean, that's just what I'm going to think in 234 00:12:57,480 --> 00:13:02,479 Speaker 1: the moment. Okay, David, I'm ended by this. Okay, sorry, 235 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:07,079 Speaker 1: that's it, all right, Just sorryogize. I accuse you being 236 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:11,480 Speaker 1: a prostitute. But David, I know that you probably still 237 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:13,560 Speaker 1: think that Danielle might be a prostitute. But would you 238 00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:14,679 Speaker 1: like to go out with her on a second date? 239 00:13:14,679 --> 00:13:18,000 Speaker 1: We will pay for it? Oh my gosh, yeah yeah 240 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:22,680 Speaker 1: I would actually. Oh okay, so you've changed your mind? Yeah, 241 00:13:22,679 --> 00:13:25,960 Speaker 1: I mean, you know, yeah, maybe I will jump into conclusions. 242 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,880 Speaker 1: I guess there's a part of me that thinks, so 243 00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:32,040 Speaker 1: maybe she's not a prostitute. Oh wow, dude, you really 244 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:34,080 Speaker 1: need to slow down on the sweet talk that you're 245 00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:38,000 Speaker 1: doling out there. Okay, there you go, Danielle, A little 246 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,480 Speaker 1: bit of David thinks that you might not be a prostitute. 247 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:43,560 Speaker 1: Would you put out I bet you're smooting. Wow, I'm 248 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:48,280 Speaker 1: so appreciative. So that's it. Yes, Danielle, I mean to 249 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:52,199 Speaker 1: be honest. I enjoyed everything else about our date, and 250 00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:57,000 Speaker 1: so if he's genuinely reconsidering his assumptions, then why the 251 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:00,400 Speaker 1: heck not really? Well, yes, he's the time a guy 252 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:02,280 Speaker 1: that I look for, and you know, we had a 253 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:05,760 Speaker 1: very great conversation. Otherwise, was very attracted to him, So 254 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:09,000 Speaker 1: I look forward to proving to him that I am 255 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:13,319 Speaker 1: a massage therapist and not a hooker. I always look 256 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:20,480 Speaker 1: for the opposite in my massage therapist. Texting at seven eight, 257 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:22,440 Speaker 1: five to nine two that says, I think my doctor 258 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:27,320 Speaker 1: is a prostitute. Broken jewel in the morning, talking about 259 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:30,960 Speaker 1: today's second date. Update if you missed it, Danielle wanted 260 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,200 Speaker 1: to call this dude named David Danielle as a massage therapist, 261 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,520 Speaker 1: a world champion massage therapist. I didn't even know that 262 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:39,240 Speaker 1: championships for that, but apparently they do. And anyway, they 263 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:41,240 Speaker 1: went out on the date. They were talking and because 264 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,880 Speaker 1: she's so good at her job, she charges like two 265 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:47,360 Speaker 1: hundred bucks an hour to give people massages, and well, David, 266 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:52,280 Speaker 1: he thought that meant that she's a prostitute. I didn't 267 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:54,960 Speaker 1: want to call her back. Also, she was wearing hoop earrings, 268 00:14:54,960 --> 00:15:00,320 Speaker 1: which apparently is the preferred earring of prostitutes. Yeah, I mean, 269 00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:02,920 Speaker 1: I didn't know. I feel like he's proposition in a 270 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:06,240 Speaker 1: lot of women out there that aren't prostitutes. Just if 271 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:11,760 Speaker 1: he's going and buy hoop bearings alone. So many all 272 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:17,000 Speaker 1: these ladies are prostitutes these days. They're everywhere at church everywhere. Yeah, 273 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:21,040 Speaker 1: look at her, she's an accounting So he was convinced 274 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:24,200 Speaker 1: that because she charges so much per hour, she must 275 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:26,360 Speaker 1: be a prostitute. And he didn't want to call her back. 276 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:27,920 Speaker 1: We got her on the phone, they talked a little 277 00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:30,200 Speaker 1: bit and then he was like, well, I guess I 278 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:32,240 Speaker 1: could go out with you again, because there's part of 279 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:34,800 Speaker 1: me that thinks that you might not be a prostitute. 280 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:37,600 Speaker 1: Not fully believing yet, I can't believe that she actually 281 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:40,080 Speaker 1: agreed to go out with him again. No, that's the 282 00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:44,200 Speaker 1: most shocking part of this whole thing to me. Where 283 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:47,000 Speaker 1: are our standards at right now? Ladies? She said she 284 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:48,720 Speaker 1: just wanted to prove to him that she was not 285 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:51,520 Speaker 1: a prostitute and go out with him again. Ah. Man, 286 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,800 Speaker 1: the dating pool is hard right now, isn't it. Well, 287 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:56,480 Speaker 1: he definitely guaranteed himself that he's not getting any on 288 00:15:56,520 --> 00:16:02,280 Speaker 1: that day right for a long time. Ever. First, remember, 289 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:04,080 Speaker 1: if you want to do a second date update, all 290 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:05,960 Speaker 1: you have to do is email the show and we 291 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,280 Speaker 1: will call the person who didn't call you back. Although 292 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:10,920 Speaker 1: you already know if you're around somebody who has hoop 293 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:13,080 Speaker 1: earrings and has a job that charges two hundred buck 294 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:15,000 Speaker 1: an hour, you know what you're dealing with now since 295 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,360 Speaker 1: this educational experience, and no need to call us. But 296 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:19,440 Speaker 1: if you send us an email and you want us 297 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:20,960 Speaker 1: to call the person who didn't call you back, we 298 00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:23,000 Speaker 1: will do that for you. It's broken jewel in the 299 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,880 Speaker 1: morning ninety two point five