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Speaker 2: And someone wearing bigger shoes is not necessarily more competent either.

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Speaker 1: Big shoes to fill, I mean your feet can't grow.

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Speaker 2: Before we get to something Saturday Night Live related, I

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Speaker 2: they hadn't seen them before they read them, and it

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Speaker 2: Saturday Night. So they're expanding the Saturday Night Live franchise

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Speaker 1: Yeah, indeed, And not only do they have the big

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Speaker 2: Was Is it Lorne Michaels. Is it a Lorne Michael thing?

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Speaker 2: It almost has to be, right.

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Speaker 1: Well, he's probably their overlord. I'm sure they have their

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Speaker 2: Yes, is the answer to that?

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Speaker 1: This is a comedian name of George four acres. We'll

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Speaker 3: For Oh golly, well, what if Donald shouts at me?

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Speaker 4: Just be yourself, Prime minister. Yourself is who everyone likes.

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Speaker 3: Hell, I've saw that scary, scary, wonderful president. Why is

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Speaker 4: Just be honest and tell him we can't send any

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Speaker 3: Oh, crubs, I just hate conflicts so much?

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Speaker 4: Are you referring to the war or this phone call?

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Speaker 3: Isn't there a way I cannot do both? I just

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Speaker 3: want to keep him happy, Labbee. You don't understand him

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Speaker 4: I don't think the feeling's mutual. He can't stop insulting you.

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Speaker 4: He called you a coward?

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Speaker 3: About of my depth?

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Speaker 1: Labbee?

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Speaker 3: How did less trust make this job look so easy?

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Speaker 2: Our prince is a pedophile, say wherea his body will

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Speaker 1: Statement and did not see that coming. Wow, that was

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Speaker 2: I love sketch comedy, but it doesn't always have to

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Speaker 1: They're just crap machines.

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Speaker 1: There's just shit everywhere. That there is, well, well, said Dad, recording.

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Speaker 2: To chat Gpt. The expression shitting like a Christmas goose

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Speaker 2: the image of a heavily fattened Christmas goose producing a

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Speaker 2: oh lord, expulsion of waste in front of others.

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Speaker 1: He keeps saying you want one.

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