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Speaker 1: months of the year, and this is going to be

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Speaker 1: very interesting to you. It's almost everyone the Jewil Show.

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Speaker 1: It's pretty much everybody, but the jobs website zipia dot

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Speaker 1: com just posted a list of the careers that you're

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Speaker 1: that they have because it's a job's website, so they

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Speaker 1: actually know these things. And look, I never really believe

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Speaker 1: in astrology or anything like that until recently Alex started

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Speaker 1: are quite different. Yeah, they are, well not necessarily medical

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Speaker 1: What it doesn't have to like correlate, So I'm assuming

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Speaker 1: much a March. Yeah. If well, we cannot take any

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Speaker 1: October it's not a job. But it says you're more

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Speaker 1: it's just putting facts on that. It's so strange. This

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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone Frame Mornings.

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Speaker 1: That's one. This is Aiden. Hey, um, I am calling

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Speaker 1: actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank

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Speaker 1: you got posted. Sounds fun? Oh, I'm ever the best

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Speaker 1: He actually asked me if I had an Instagram? And

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Speaker 1: like somebody his daughter and it's actually his daughter, like biologically,

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Speaker 1: he would probably love that. And as a sperm I

420
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Speaker 1: don't know. I always wonder if, like the people that

421
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:25,920
Speaker 1: donate sperm think of those children as like their kids,

422
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:29,000
Speaker 1: because it's not. It's a weird gray line. I mean,

423
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,280
Speaker 1: it probably would be very interesting though for him, whoever

424
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,080
Speaker 1: he is. I don't know if you know it much.

425
00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:36,200
Speaker 1: I mean, does he have other kids or just seem

426
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:39,040
Speaker 1: like a single dude? What do you know about him? Well,

427
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:43,879
Speaker 1: he's definitely looks single and like he hasn't started a family.

428
00:24:45,119 --> 00:24:47,200
Speaker 1: So yeah, he might have just been doing it for money,

429
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:49,080
Speaker 1: and it would be like, it'd be interesting. I know.

430
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Speaker 1: If I'm trying to put myself in his position. Yeah, one,

431
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:56,840
Speaker 1: I would have really enjoyed donating. Two, I would be

432
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Speaker 1: interested even if I didn't like want to have a

433
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Speaker 1: child in my life and I did it for money,

434
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:03,040
Speaker 1: I'd still be interested to see what they look like. Yeah. Yeah,

435
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:08,320
Speaker 1: if they look exactly like you, you should do it. Yeah,

436
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:11,760
Speaker 1: I should do it. I like I like this. Yeah, Okay,

437
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:13,879
Speaker 1: well there you go. Because do you know if you

438
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:19,160
Speaker 1: have any siblings? Um, not that I know of. Well,

439
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:20,960
Speaker 1: I mean from this it would be even crazy or

440
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,280
Speaker 1: can you imagine? Well, yeah, considering he's a spooned I

441
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:25,040
Speaker 1: knew your father. I mean you could have like hundreds

442
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:30,800
Speaker 1: of sibling Yeah, han, sound like money. Well, let us

443
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:34,840
Speaker 1: know how it goes. Thanks yep, thanks for your support.

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Speaker 1: The Jebel Show on Demand. Welcome to the i n N,

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Speaker 1: The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:46,680
Speaker 1: For Tuesday, August seventeen, twenty twenty one, I'm Jewel Fresh,

447
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:48,959
Speaker 1: and there's a trend of guys doing something to increase

448
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,639
Speaker 1: the size of their jiggly puff and it's not what

449
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:54,760
Speaker 1: the doctor ordered. What are men doing to their prickly

450
00:25:54,880 --> 00:26:00,440
Speaker 1: pairs that has doctors saying, tell you just a second.

451
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:02,480
Speaker 1: But first let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and

452
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:05,399
Speaker 1: make sure you double and maybe triple check that scratch

453
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:07,920
Speaker 1: off ticket. Oh and I'm English Evan. And the reason

454
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,280
Speaker 1: I don't have any crypto money is because I'm scared

455
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:12,720
Speaker 1: of it being stolen, not because I can't afford it.

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00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:15,120
Speaker 1: All right, more on those stories in just a second.

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00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:16,639
Speaker 1: But for your first story. In the I ND the

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00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,760
Speaker 1: idiot News network where stent news they report the news,

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00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:21,199
Speaker 1: there's a new trend of guys doing something to increase,

460
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:25,480
Speaker 1: you know, like I said, the size of their dingle berries. Dumpy. Who. Yeah.

461
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:28,439
Speaker 1: So there's there's some ads I guess that have been

462
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:31,159
Speaker 1: popping up online that's suggests putting apple cider vinegar on

463
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:37,960
Speaker 1: your junk that sounds will increase the size by sixty Yeah,

464
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:42,000
Speaker 1: like three things of apple cider vander at home. And

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00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:43,920
Speaker 1: I say that because we're merry. But even though you

466
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:46,120
Speaker 1: are slightly above average, why not try it? Why not? Oh?

467
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,119
Speaker 1: I thought about it too. Yeah, I'm like, hey, sixty

468
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:50,440
Speaker 1: five percent. Yeah, even if I get five of that percent,

469
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:53,920
Speaker 1: that's great. How is it not like more well known?

470
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:57,880
Speaker 1: Well that's that's not true. Yeah. One of the ADSs

471
00:26:57,920 --> 00:26:59,720
Speaker 1: A cartoon to someone pouring it on themselves down there,

472
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:01,879
Speaker 1: and it shows an animation of the guy being like

473
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:04,879
Speaker 1: gring and that guys are actually trying it. It's a

474
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:07,280
Speaker 1: new trend of guys doing that, except doctors are seeing

475
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:10,159
Speaker 1: them come into their offices at an alarming rate. Because

476
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:12,200
Speaker 1: you should not do this, they say, there's no evidence

477
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:14,479
Speaker 1: to support the claims. I'm still gonna try it though.

478
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:17,360
Speaker 1: Also it can in case burn your skin, cause infection

479
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:20,720
Speaker 1: and allow bacteria to grow and enter your bloodstream. Oh perfect.

480
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:24,440
Speaker 1: So there you go, another story going viral about guys

481
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:28,600
Speaker 1: trying anything, anything, anything. I mean, I would try anything,

482
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:30,920
Speaker 1: anything a little bigger. I mean I'd do anything for

483
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:34,960
Speaker 1: a next range, would you, Jeb, Yeah, I mean I'm

484
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:37,200
Speaker 1: gonna try the applesider. What do you mean? Wow, I'm

485
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:39,439
Speaker 1: gonna try the applesider of integer thing later, me too.

486
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:42,080
Speaker 1: Want to come over, Evan? Sure? Yeah, you got three potles? Right? Yeah?

487
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:44,520
Speaker 1: About staking a shower in that stuff? I just don't

488
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:46,920
Speaker 1: even know to say. She's just staring at us, like,

489
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:50,240
Speaker 1: is this gonna be over soon? This is the i

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Speaker 1: n N, the Idiot News Network where adios aren't just

491
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:54,840
Speaker 1: in the news for next story of the day. Let's

492
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:56,720
Speaker 1: sit it on overbody, alex Frey. I she was about

493
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 1: to walk out of the studio and be on the

494
00:27:58,080 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 1: case somewhere else because we won't stop talking about blood. Man.

495
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:02,399
Speaker 1: That's like, okay with their thing, and like it's actually

496
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:04,480
Speaker 1: good with it. I like it, okay, all right, Well

497
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:06,840
Speaker 1: it likes me. So if you guys didn't hear about

498
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:08,800
Speaker 1: this story, which you probably didn't because it's not a

499
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:11,680
Speaker 1: big story in the news, but a woman bought a

500
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:14,440
Speaker 1: thirty dollars scratch off ticket, throw it in the garbage

501
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:15,920
Speaker 1: at a place that she bought it from, at the

502
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:18,159
Speaker 1: gas station, and then ten days later, the owner of

503
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:20,320
Speaker 1: the gas station realized that she had won a million dollars.

504
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:22,879
Speaker 1: Oh and he like gone through it and noticed that

505
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:25,199
Speaker 1: there wasn't a number scratched off, and he scratched off

506
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 1: and it was like literally the million. And so he

507
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:29,200
Speaker 1: contacted her because he knew who it was because she's

508
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:31,840
Speaker 1: a regular there, and gave her the thing back and

509
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:34,640
Speaker 1: so she don't know he's got a million dollars. Well,

510
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:36,359
Speaker 1: the thing is like, oh yeah, that's right. They get

511
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:38,560
Speaker 1: a percentage of the winnings of a ticket like that.

512
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:40,880
Speaker 1: So like he got ten thousand dollars. So that's the

513
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:42,480
Speaker 1: reason why he did it. I feel like is because

514
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:44,360
Speaker 1: he can't turn it in because they have to like

515
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:48,720
Speaker 1: everything's traced. Yeah, you know, so he wanted his ten grand,

516
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:50,680
Speaker 1: Yes he did. If it wasn't traceable, do you think

517
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:52,480
Speaker 1: you guys would have given the ticket to the woman?

518
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:55,640
Speaker 1: Absolutely not, definitely not a million dollars. What are you

519
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:57,600
Speaker 1: talking about. I mean, well, I know Jebel wouldn't because

520
00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:59,560
Speaker 1: he never takes even like the grocery store. You don't

521
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:02,120
Speaker 1: put the call back. No, I do not. So if

522
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:04,600
Speaker 1: if I had the chance to pick up a million

523
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:07,800
Speaker 1: dollars and I wonder who's this is, well I'll probably

524
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 1: never be able to track them down. And I got

525
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:14,840
Speaker 1: a busy day, so I guess I'm a millionaire. Keepers weepers, Yes,

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00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:18,400
Speaker 1: sending it back to you. Thank you very much, Alex.

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00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:19,920
Speaker 1: This is the i n N, the Idiot News Network

528
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:22,960
Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. For our next

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00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:24,200
Speaker 1: story of the day, let's send it on over to

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Speaker 1: English Oven, who's on location on the internet. On the Internet, yes,

531
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:33,000
Speaker 1: where hackers have stolen over six hundred million dollars in

532
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:37,040
Speaker 1: various cryptocurrencies. So how do you do that? I don't know, Alex.

533
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:39,840
Speaker 1: I assume it's like a load of typing, like you know,

534
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:42,040
Speaker 1: Jos up to your computer with a banana in your

535
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,680
Speaker 1: coat and you go give me, I'll the cryptown currency,

536
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:48,200
Speaker 1: say in the deep dark web. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Obviously

537
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:50,760
Speaker 1: this is the largest heist ever in the crypto world.

538
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:53,240
Speaker 1: But the most unusual part of the story is that

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00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:55,480
Speaker 1: the hackers have tried to return some of the money

540
00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:57,840
Speaker 1: in an effort to like hide what they've done. What

541
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:00,520
Speaker 1: too much? Yeah, they took too much. And now they've

542
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 1: given back roughly like six point eight million dollars to

543
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:06,120
Speaker 1: various different wallets. Ye. I think that's what happens is,

544
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:09,280
Speaker 1: like these hackers, they'll come up with a hair brained

545
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:12,120
Speaker 1: scheme to steal cryptocurrency or whatever they're hacking in actually

546
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:13,560
Speaker 1: figure out how to do it right. They'll figure out

547
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:14,920
Speaker 1: how to do it, but then their code might be

548
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:17,240
Speaker 1: a little bit wrong, so it's like too aggressive, and

549
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:18,920
Speaker 1: then it's like, oh, we put a zero in the

550
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 1: wrong place. Now six cent, and now now everybody's gonna

551
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:23,720
Speaker 1: know that we sold money because they maybe they can

552
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:25,640
Speaker 1: take it like a percentage of a crypto from everybody.

553
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 1: They could get that right, but instead they're like, oh no,

554
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:31,160
Speaker 1: you're just still like a billion dollars. They definitely don't

555
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:32,240
Speaker 1: want to find us. They have to look in the

556
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:34,600
Speaker 1: group and be like, nice one, Kevin, that was your job.

557
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:40,200
Speaker 1: That's you're about to lose job, lad. That means the

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Speaker 1: I n it's stuff for the day. Don't worry about

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Speaker 1: it unless we find a million dollars or hack a

560
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Speaker 1: billion dollars in time between now and tomorrow. We'll be

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Speaker 1: back tomorrow to lose job. That was the I n N.

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Speaker 1: The Idiot News that work where idiots aren't just in

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Speaker 1: the news June in tomorrow the same time for other wow,

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00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:08,480
Speaker 1: hard hitting report from the I n M. The Jewbil

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00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:13,560
Speaker 1: Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone frame morning. So

566
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Speaker 1: that's one. Hello, Hi mess me to Shelley. Please, Hi, Shelley.

567
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 1: My name is Pete Eakins. I know we haven't met yet,

568
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 1: but I got your phone number from one of our neighbors, Blane,

569
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:28,200
Speaker 1: and I was just trying to introduce myself. I just

570
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:31,680
Speaker 1: moved into the neighborhood. Oh you're the new neighbor Okay, yeah,

571
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:36,000
Speaker 1: we watched you move it in oh like, how well,

572
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 1: I mean we saw the truck. Okay, for a second,

573
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 1: I was kind of like, where did I move to?

574
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:46,040
Speaker 1: I mean, these people are like watching me move in

575
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:48,560
Speaker 1: through my windows and watching me shower, you know, and

576
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,520
Speaker 1: I shower naked like a lot of people do. So

577
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 1: that's what I was thinking when you said that. Oh no, no,

578
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,400
Speaker 1: nothing like that. All right, good, Well you scared me

579
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:58,720
Speaker 1: there for a second. Well, anyway, nice to meet your

580
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:01,520
Speaker 1: neighbor they here. Yeah, well I hope you don't mind

581
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:03,360
Speaker 1: me call. And I did get your number from Blaine,

582
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:05,600
Speaker 1: like I said, and he said it would be cool

583
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:07,120
Speaker 1: to just give you a ring and introduce myself. I'm

584
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:09,480
Speaker 1: just trying to introduce myself around the neighborhood. So again,

585
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:12,160
Speaker 1: the name is Pete Eakins. You have my phone number

586
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:13,680
Speaker 1: now if you ever need it should be on your

587
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 1: call or I d and a little bit about me.

588
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:19,520
Speaker 1: Got a wife, got a kid, and like to have

589
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:22,000
Speaker 1: fun and to meet the neighbors and maybe barbecue once

590
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:25,080
Speaker 1: in a while if you're that sort of thing. Oh, okay,

591
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,560
Speaker 1: so you have a kid? How old? Actually he's right here.

592
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:30,080
Speaker 1: I'll love hi. Say hi. You go ahead and say hi, Jordan. Oh, Hi,

593
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 1: there he is. Hello, how old are you? That's none

594
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:38,840
Speaker 1: of your business, devil lady. Oh hey Jordan, Jordan didn't.

595
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:42,000
Speaker 1: Let's not start doing that now, okay, let's I'm so

596
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:46,120
Speaker 1: sorry about that. Yeah, that was a little weird. Yeah

597
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:49,480
Speaker 1: he's just a still talking to the devil lady. Jordan

598
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:52,160
Speaker 1: cut that out. Yes, I am still talking to the

599
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:53,880
Speaker 1: devil lady. I didn't mean to call you that. I'm

600
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:56,920
Speaker 1: so sorry. Oh that was definitely uncalled for and that

601
00:32:57,080 --> 00:33:00,240
Speaker 1: was very awkward. So I'm sorry. Okay, Dad, give me

602
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:01,800
Speaker 1: the phone, give me the phone. I want to talk

603
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:03,480
Speaker 1: to you her. Okay, but you can't call her a

604
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:06,040
Speaker 1: devil lady again. Okay, you got that? Shut up, give

605
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 1: me your phone. Okay, here you go, Sorry about that.

606
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:17,600
Speaker 1: Hi know a lady? Um? Hello? You got any cats? Cats? Um? No,

607
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:22,400
Speaker 1: I don't any dogs? You got any ferrets, any animals

608
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 1: at all? Can you just put your dad back on

609
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:27,400
Speaker 1: the phone. Please? You know what you remind me of? No,

610
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:31,280
Speaker 1: you remind me of another double lady we used to

611
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:35,320
Speaker 1: live next. It's not nice. Shut up, I said. Okay,

612
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:38,280
Speaker 1: sorry about that. Oh okay, um, you know what happened

613
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:40,760
Speaker 1: to that double lady's house? Now hold on, give me

614
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:44,080
Speaker 1: that phone right now. You can't be telling people you

615
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:47,640
Speaker 1: don't run. I'm the adult. Hello, you're in a phone,

616
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:50,640
Speaker 1: mat No, you go to your room. So I'm so

617
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:55,880
Speaker 1: sorry about that. Uh okay, yeah, everything's great. He gets

618
00:33:55,880 --> 00:34:01,800
Speaker 1: a little carried away when you stop that. Um, I'm sorry.

619
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:06,840
Speaker 1: Um what did he say In the background. He was saying,

620
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:12,600
Speaker 1: you know, I'm gonna build a house down. That doesn't

621
00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:15,080
Speaker 1: make sense, does now I have to turn a house down?

622
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:19,440
Speaker 1: He said he's going to burn your house. Um. We

623
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:22,479
Speaker 1: have had to move six times because of that, mister,

624
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:24,360
Speaker 1: and that is not going to happen again. That's not

625
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:27,040
Speaker 1: going to happen again. I assure you. Okay, oh okay,

626
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:30,440
Speaker 1: all right, that's that's enough for me, and that's enough

627
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:32,279
Speaker 1: for me too. You get in your room, mister. I

628
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:36,920
Speaker 1: am so sure. Kids these tastes. So listen. If you

629
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:40,120
Speaker 1: you or your child come near my house, I'm going

630
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:42,440
Speaker 1: to call the police. I'm getting worried now because this

631
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:46,360
Speaker 1: is not okay. I mean, these are threats. Oh, I'm sorry.

632
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 1: We haven't made any threats or anything. I was just

633
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:51,320
Speaker 1: to kid making jokes. I'm not laughing. It's not funny.

634
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:54,120
Speaker 1: You don't know me. It's not funny, and I I'm

635
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:56,839
Speaker 1: telling the police it's did I tell her that your

636
00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 1: phone call? I don't think we should tell her any

637
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:02,920
Speaker 1: of that now. I'm gonna tell her right now. He

638
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:04,640
Speaker 1: is out of control. I'm so sorry about that. I

639
00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:08,239
Speaker 1: gotta go a phone call. Okay, you don't have to

640
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:09,799
Speaker 1: just yell at her like that that it's a prank

641
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 1: phone call. What Yeah, this is actually Jewbil and Jack's

642
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:17,080
Speaker 1: from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you.

643
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:21,520
Speaker 1: And oh my gosh, your neighbor Blaine set No, your

644
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:27,920
Speaker 1: neighbor Blaine set you up. You said that somebody just

645
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 1: recently moved into your neighborhood and he wanted us to

646
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:33,239
Speaker 1: scare you. Oh my god, what a nightmare. I'm gonna

647
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:37,640
Speaker 1: kill him. Sorry for messing with you, double lady. I'm

648
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:41,080
Speaker 1: not actually going to burn your house down. Wake up

649
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:45,440
Speaker 1: every morning with Jebil phone pranks the Jewel Show on demand.

650
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:50,799
Speaker 1: It's time Floor of the Roses only on The Jewil Show.

651
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:53,600
Speaker 1: Like to try to be original, you know, and it

652
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 1: really bugs me when people are hacky or they do

653
00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:57,840
Speaker 1: things that have been done before and they are not

654
00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:00,760
Speaker 1: super creative. That's why we do this? Second were the Roses,

655
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:03,560
Speaker 1: which has been done by every single radio show in

656
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:06,960
Speaker 1: the world since the history of time. Yeah. Also, Rachel

657
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:08,759
Speaker 1: is on the phone and she thinks her husband might

658
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:11,200
Speaker 1: be cheating because he's all of a sudden been spending

659
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:15,560
Speaker 1: more time at the office. What a hack cheater movie, right,

660
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:19,160
Speaker 1: like during a pandemic. Though these exactly adding up, so

661
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:21,520
Speaker 1: it seems, excuse kind of weird? Does she emailed us

662
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:23,440
Speaker 1: because she thinks that he's cheating? Rachel? How are you?

663
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 1: I'm all right? How are you good? Sorry, that was

664
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:29,759
Speaker 1: an insensitive question. Um, so tell us a little bit

665
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:32,600
Speaker 1: about what's going on. I emailed you guys because I

666
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:36,360
Speaker 1: have a bad feeling that my husband's cheating on me.

667
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:40,800
Speaker 1: With all this COVID stuff, everybody's working from home and

668
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:46,040
Speaker 1: it's become the norm for us. But recently he says

669
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:49,000
Speaker 1: he's the only person that has been asked to go

670
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:52,520
Speaker 1: back into his office, which is weird because like, why

671
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:54,400
Speaker 1: does everyone else get to still work from home and

672
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:58,160
Speaker 1: all of a sudden he needs to be in the office. Yeah,

673
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:01,960
Speaker 1: that's weird. Yeah, and he goes in all day long.

674
00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:05,120
Speaker 1: And communication between us has always been very good. But

675
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 1: while he's in the office. It's just not as great,

676
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:12,000
Speaker 1: Like he doesn't text back like he normally does or

677
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 1: is often, and it's just strange. Yeah, it's uncomfortable. It's

678
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:19,279
Speaker 1: not a good feeling. So for sure, that's weird. Have

679
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:22,560
Speaker 1: you asked him like straight up, like why do you

680
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:24,239
Speaker 1: have to go back in the office and nobody else

681
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:28,600
Speaker 1: does not? Really, it's just like I just have to.

682
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 1: It's my job. This is what I have to do.

683
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:33,279
Speaker 1: Like you can't have like a real conversation with him

684
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:35,960
Speaker 1: about it. So like I just accepted it and like

685
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:39,280
Speaker 1: I feel weird about it, and it just kept growing.

686
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:42,520
Speaker 1: So eventually I did something I normally wouldn't never do

687
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:44,200
Speaker 1: to anybody, and I picked up this phone and I

688
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:48,279
Speaker 1: started to go through it. I saw this text exchange

689
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:53,000
Speaker 1: with someone named Ali. Okay, Okay, I don't know what Ali.

690
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:57,680
Speaker 1: So what did you say? Said I need you to

691
00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:00,600
Speaker 1: come in tomorrow a little early. It's going to be fun,

692
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:05,000
Speaker 1: and then had a smiley emoji and you responged to

693
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:08,800
Speaker 1: it and says, I can't wait. I've been thinking about

694
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:12,560
Speaker 1: it all night. I'll bring a change of clothes. You're

695
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:15,000
Speaker 1: at work, what do you what do you need anything?

696
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:19,279
Speaker 1: That sounds itchy. Yeah, and he also says that he's

697
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:22,160
Speaker 1: He also says, oh there's more to it. Yeah, okay,

698
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:25,239
Speaker 1: Well she replies to that message, and she says, yeah,

699
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:31,880
Speaker 1: you're gonna need it with a winky face emoji. Oh yeah, damn. So,

700
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,600
Speaker 1: and he told you that he's the only one going

701
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:36,799
Speaker 1: into the office, but apparently there's someone else by the way.

702
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:40,120
Speaker 1: Always say that he's bad. I'm going back to work.

703
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:43,560
Speaker 1: We're going back to work now. Yeah. That seriously, he

704
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:45,319
Speaker 1: told you that he's the only person in his office

705
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:47,879
Speaker 1: that has to go back in. Also, apparently there's someone

706
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,920
Speaker 1: named Ali going back in and they are having it

707
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:54,719
Speaker 1: seems like a flirty exchange. That's exactly what it seems like.

708
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:58,440
Speaker 1: It's in you know, technically blue and white because it's iPhone,

709
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:02,160
Speaker 1: but at least she got an iPhone. Yeah yeah, Well,

710
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:06,960
Speaker 1: have you confronted him about the whole tech situation? Not yet.

711
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:10,759
Speaker 1: I haven't. Like, I'm shocked, and I'm very uncomfortable with it.

712
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:13,239
Speaker 1: It's not like it's not something I ever thought I

713
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:16,200
Speaker 1: would experience with him. It sounds like there's something very

714
00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:18,280
Speaker 1: shady going on, so it can't be a good feeling.

715
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:23,160
Speaker 1: And I don't see how he wouldn't be cheating in this. Yeah,

716
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:25,160
Speaker 1: for real, I don't. I don't understand how this could

717
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:27,800
Speaker 1: go any other way. I mean, in addition to it,

718
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:31,360
Speaker 1: like he's subjecting me the things we have a pandemic,

719
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:34,520
Speaker 1: And I mean if he is doing this that he's

720
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:36,279
Speaker 1: not in the office alone and then he comes home

721
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:38,680
Speaker 1: to me like, I don't know, I'm just my stomach.

722
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:40,319
Speaker 1: I don't really know how to bring whole a bunch

723
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:44,080
Speaker 1: of different things, you know, absolutely, Alex, I agree with you. Um.

724
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:46,120
Speaker 1: You know, I listened to you guys on the radio,

725
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:48,480
Speaker 1: and I've heard you guys doings before, and I just

726
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:51,480
Speaker 1: figured you'd probably be able to help. Yeah, okay, Yeah,

727
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:53,360
Speaker 1: there's okay. So do you have you thought of a

728
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,120
Speaker 1: way that we could call him? Is there any business

729
00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:57,040
Speaker 1: or anything that he like, a club that he belongs to?

730
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:59,480
Speaker 1: Lots of clubs out there, but there are many anything

731
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:04,160
Speaker 1: anybody who could call him that wouldn't be surprising. Yeah,

732
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:08,879
Speaker 1: we surely bought a tesla. Oh it was a rich boy,

733
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:13,120
Speaker 1: fancy boy healership. He got it from oddly calls in

734
00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:16,600
Speaker 1: time to time with like random things. Oh, it's one

735
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 1: of those fancy dealerships. We could do we could do upgrades. Yeah,

736
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:23,600
Speaker 1: so you got a call from them. Those Teslas have

737
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:26,120
Speaker 1: new upgrades all the time for their electronics. Yeah, we

738
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:29,040
Speaker 1: could call him and tell him that he's, you know,

739
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:32,200
Speaker 1: being a customer. He's won a package that involves flowers

740
00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:33,600
Speaker 1: to send to somebody or something like that. Don't know,

741
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 1: the love of driving package that. Yeah, I think I

742
00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:39,400
Speaker 1: don't think you'd be strange enough. You got a call

743
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:41,560
Speaker 1: from Tesla. Okay, cool, All right, well we'll play a

744
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,800
Speaker 1: song come back, and then pretend to be from the

745
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:46,480
Speaker 1: Tesla dealership and see if we can catch your husband cheating. Okay,

746
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:49,640
Speaker 1: thank you, Okay, we'll do it next. It's a jewel show.

747
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:52,480
Speaker 1: Do you think this guy was going to do that

748
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:57,240
Speaker 1: he needed a change of clothes. I think something bad, Yeah, clue.

749
00:40:57,400 --> 00:41:00,799
Speaker 1: I mean, there's so many different things very dirty right

750
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:01,960
Speaker 1: in the middle of the War of the Roses to

751
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,200
Speaker 1: catch a cheater if you're just joining us. Rachel is

752
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:07,200
Speaker 1: on the phone and she thinks that her husband, Logan

753
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 1: is cheating on her, because I know why why it

754
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:13,399
Speaker 1: went paintballing, pall innocent fun. Rachel, do you think it's

755
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:15,759
Speaker 1: just innocent paintball fun, like Alex said, because that's what

756
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:21,399
Speaker 1: I think. Now, I don't know. I think definitely not well.

757
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:23,200
Speaker 1: Rachel thinks that her husband might be cheating on her

758
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:25,320
Speaker 1: because all of a sudden, he's told her he's the

759
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:27,359
Speaker 1: only person in his office that has to go back

760
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:29,640
Speaker 1: into work when nobody else is going in. It's so weird,

761
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 1: Like why would you say that? That's terrible lie. That

762
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:35,319
Speaker 1: obviously made her suspicious. She checked his phone and found

763
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:39,000
Speaker 1: a text exchange with someone named Ali saying that she

764
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:40,840
Speaker 1: was also going into work. It was like, what what

765
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:43,279
Speaker 1: did it say? It was like, uh, you know, see

766
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:46,440
Speaker 1: you tomorrow or something. She was saying, um, to come

767
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:48,000
Speaker 1: in a little early, and it was going to be

768
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:51,399
Speaker 1: a fun day, and she was using these emojis and um.

769
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:53,200
Speaker 1: He said he was going to bring a change of

770
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:55,200
Speaker 1: clothes and she told him he was going to eat it.

771
00:41:55,360 --> 00:42:00,720
Speaker 1: And it's just very flirty. The wink emojis. They should

772
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:02,680
Speaker 1: we know emojis, No, there should be no emojis. Yeah,

773
00:42:02,719 --> 00:42:07,279
Speaker 1: any innocent conversation does not have emojis. So so it

774
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:09,279
Speaker 1: definitely seems like something's going on. We're about to call

775
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:11,600
Speaker 1: him and pretend to be from the Tesla dealership where

776
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:13,279
Speaker 1: he bought a car from and tell him that we

777
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:15,480
Speaker 1: have a special offer of flowers in somebody and see

778
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:30,239
Speaker 1: whose name he gives us. Hello, Hey, this is T

779
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 1: Gary calling from Tesla. I was looking for Logan. This

780
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:37,439
Speaker 1: is hey, Logan. It's T Gray. How are you doing. Hey? Good?

781
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:39,719
Speaker 1: What's up Greg? Not much? I don't think I've met

782
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:43,120
Speaker 1: you before down here at the dealership. I don't think so. Yeah,

783
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:46,719
Speaker 1: I just I just got a Tesla US though. What's up? Well,

784
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:51,040
Speaker 1: we're calling some of our best customers today to give

785
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 1: them a little gift. Uh. You know, we've selected a

786
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:55,560
Speaker 1: few lucky customers that have come in and bought a

787
00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:57,520
Speaker 1: car from us in the past year, and we're giving

788
00:42:57,600 --> 00:43:00,279
Speaker 1: them just some free flowers and some chocolates to send

789
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:04,279
Speaker 1: to anybody they want. If you're interested. Yeah, definitely, for sure. Yeah.

790
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:06,840
Speaker 1: I mean you know, I like free right, Tessa was

791
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:10,759
Speaker 1: expensive enough? Yeah, it's part of our love of driving event. Yeah,

792
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:13,800
Speaker 1: okay cool? Yeah, So what do you what do you need? Well, actually,

793
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:17,200
Speaker 1: all I really need from you, um is just the

794
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:19,680
Speaker 1: information on who you want to send these two. So

795
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:22,440
Speaker 1: it's flowers, Like I said, a little hard shaped box

796
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:24,960
Speaker 1: of chocolates, do you, um, anybody especially you want to

797
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:30,080
Speaker 1: send them to? Um? Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna send

798
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:35,280
Speaker 1: them to my wife. Okay. And what's your wife's name? Rachel? Rachel?

799
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:37,640
Speaker 1: So you want to send these flowers to your wife Rachel?

800
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:40,719
Speaker 1: Huh yeah, I mean she could use some flowers for sure.

801
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:43,799
Speaker 1: Do you want to say anything to her? We could

802
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:48,200
Speaker 1: attach a card if you'd like, yeah, um yeah, car

803
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:51,520
Speaker 1: card will be great, got that down for your Rachel wife?

804
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:53,879
Speaker 1: And what would you like the card to say? We'll

805
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:56,239
Speaker 1: get those out for you. I'm really sorry I haven't

806
00:43:56,239 --> 00:44:00,160
Speaker 1: working so much. Um, I'd like to explain more or

807
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:05,120
Speaker 1: I love you? Okay, that sounds good. Um. I have

808
00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:09,600
Speaker 1: to be honest with you, though, Logan, Yeah, what do

809
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:11,799
Speaker 1: you mean to be honest with me about? I did

810
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:13,880
Speaker 1: not expect you to give us your wife's name on

811
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:18,719
Speaker 1: that or say anything nice about your wife in the card? Why? Why? Why?

812
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:22,200
Speaker 1: I'm confused? Well, because this is actually the Jewel Show.

813
00:44:22,239 --> 00:44:25,239
Speaker 1: My name's Jewel, I'm Alex, I'm Evan, and you're not

814
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:30,240
Speaker 1: cheating doesn't sound like it. Are you at the Tesla dealership?

815
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 1: No fight, No, this is the Jewel Show. It's a

816
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:36,400
Speaker 1: radio show, and we do a segment where if you

817
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:39,360
Speaker 1: think your significant other is cheating, you can try to

818
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:42,719
Speaker 1: catch them using something like flowers or something and see

819
00:44:42,719 --> 00:44:44,040
Speaker 1: who they send them to. And you give us your

820
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:46,360
Speaker 1: wife's name, and we were trying to see if you

821
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:48,760
Speaker 1: would give us somebody else's name. Also your wife. Rachel

822
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:54,399
Speaker 1: is on the phone. Hello, I feel bad. I don't

823
00:44:55,640 --> 00:45:02,359
Speaker 1: Ray Ray Hello, Yeah, hey live Wow. What's going on here?

824
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:05,000
Speaker 1: What is going on? That's what I want to know.

825
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:08,080
Speaker 1: What's going on with you? I'm super confused. Why you're

826
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:10,840
Speaker 1: calling a radio station and having them like call me

827
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:13,640
Speaker 1: and try to trick me or what. I don't I

828
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:17,240
Speaker 1: don't understand why you're doing this. So like your work situation,

829
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:19,839
Speaker 1: it's just weird. You're the only one that's going into

830
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:21,960
Speaker 1: the office and I don't understand why, or you know,

831
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,480
Speaker 1: anyone going into the office. Yeah, you know, you see

832
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:26,560
Speaker 1: how that sounds shady. I mean I know that you

833
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:28,680
Speaker 1: said you wanted to send those flowers to your wife,

834
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:31,239
Speaker 1: but it still sounds like something's going on. Uh huh.

835
00:45:32,719 --> 00:45:35,759
Speaker 1: I should have said something sooner. Yeah, I mean, you

836
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:37,919
Speaker 1: should have said something earlier. You should have said something

837
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:42,640
Speaker 1: like who whose Alley. Tell me who this Alley person is? Alle?

838
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:45,359
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Can you know what I mean?

839
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:48,319
Speaker 1: I saw a text exchange in your phone. It was weird,

840
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:51,080
Speaker 1: had a lot of emojis. It's super flirty and like,

841
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:57,120
Speaker 1: very uncomfortable for your life. You know you checked my phone.

842
00:45:57,440 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 1: I just yeah, I mean, you don't say much to me.

843
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:03,160
Speaker 1: I had no other choice. And I saw your conversation

844
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:07,160
Speaker 1: with Ali so loose. Ali, like what, I'm just really

845
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:10,000
Speaker 1: disappointed that it came to this. You're disappointed in yourself

846
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:12,920
Speaker 1: because you're cheating on your wife with a woman named Ali. No,

847
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:17,319
Speaker 1: I'm I'm not cheating. I'm disappointed myself that it got

848
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:18,960
Speaker 1: this far. I should have just well, what did you do?

849
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:23,439
Speaker 1: The reason why I'm the only person who goes into

850
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 1: work and I told you that that's not entirely true.

851
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:33,320
Speaker 1: I actually lost my job a little while ago, really,

852
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:36,600
Speaker 1: oh man, and I just didn't want to tell you.

853
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:39,279
Speaker 1: So what are you doing during the day. I got

854
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:42,880
Speaker 1: a job at a gas station and I go to

855
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:45,759
Speaker 1: the gas station every day and I worked there like

856
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:50,160
Speaker 1: pretty long hours, and oh, like it sucks and I

857
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:51,759
Speaker 1: don't want to have to do this, Like I have

858
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:54,520
Speaker 1: a master's degree and I'm working at a gas station,

859
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:56,600
Speaker 1: so you couldn't go on like unemployment and then like

860
00:46:56,680 --> 00:47:00,759
Speaker 1: look for another job with your wife knowing. I don't.

861
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:03,160
Speaker 1: I guess I felt embarrassed. I don't know. I felt

862
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:07,600
Speaker 1: like I was ashamed and you your way, like I

863
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:11,520
Speaker 1: have your back. If something happens, you should communicate with

864
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:14,800
Speaker 1: me instead of making me feel like you're about to

865
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:17,880
Speaker 1: leave me. I know I shouldn't be embarrassed with it,

866
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 1: but you know, having to take a job at a

867
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 1: gas station is embarrassing for me, and I just had

868
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:26,600
Speaker 1: to do it. So I'm sorry. I have a job. Yeah.

869
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:30,560
Speaker 1: So like with Ali and this text conversation, like what

870
00:47:30,719 --> 00:47:32,880
Speaker 1: was that about? You know, I don't I don't know

871
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:35,239
Speaker 1: what you read, but I'm not flirting or doing any

872
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 1: of that stuff. So I'll tell you. I'll tell you what.

873
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:39,080
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what she read. She because she told

874
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:40,560
Speaker 1: us what the text that she read was, and it

875
00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:43,400
Speaker 1: was something like, hey, I need you here early tomorrow.

876
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:49,719
Speaker 1: Bring a change of clothes. Why winking? Yeah, I get

877
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:52,560
Speaker 1: how that can look. Um, I see that looks shady.

878
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:55,880
Speaker 1: Like the text was about doing inventory and we have

879
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:58,440
Speaker 1: to get really dirty, like you have to take everything out,

880
00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:00,759
Speaker 1: and you know, the dust and like oil and whatever

881
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:05,520
Speaker 1: all over you. And so obviously I'm trying to not

882
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:07,440
Speaker 1: get oil and stuff all over my clothes because you

883
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:11,319
Speaker 1: still think I work at an office. Well, those texts

884
00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:12,840
Speaker 1: like they're on the up and up, Like I just

885
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:15,919
Speaker 1: that's just I don't know. And I mean, look, I'll

886
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:18,160
Speaker 1: I'll introduce you to Ali, like I'll bring you down

887
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:21,439
Speaker 1: to the station you can meet her. She's a really

888
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:25,440
Speaker 1: weird lady, like this kooky sense of humor, like you

889
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:29,920
Speaker 1: have absolutely nothing to feel, you know, threatened by, Like

890
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:32,880
Speaker 1: it's everything is one hundred percent on the up and up.

891
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:35,320
Speaker 1: And look, I'm really sorry, Like I know, I know

892
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:37,080
Speaker 1: I messed up and I should have just told you

893
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:39,640
Speaker 1: the truth originally, But like I promise we'll talk this

894
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:42,000
Speaker 1: all out, Like if you want to just sit down

895
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:43,640
Speaker 1: and like ask me any question and I'll be one

896
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:47,680
Speaker 1: hundred percent on its I mean, you know my husband,

897
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:50,719
Speaker 1: of course I want to talk it out and try

898
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:53,920
Speaker 1: to figure things out. But it didn't have to get

899
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:56,279
Speaker 1: to this. She didn't have to believe me in the dark.

900
00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:59,600
Speaker 1: Well at least you know he's not cheating. Yeah, you're right,

901
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:02,839
Speaker 1: I mean I'm still slightly uncomfortable. But you know, well,

902
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:04,520
Speaker 1: you guys can talk about it. But it's probably better

903
00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:07,359
Speaker 1: that he's just you know, doing a job rather than

904
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:14,360
Speaker 1: getting a job. He was doing it. Go, you're right. Thanks,

905
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:17,200
Speaker 1: thanks you guys for ye ye, thank you, thank you

906
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:18,640
Speaker 1: and good lucky guys. I sounds like I have a

907
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:21,640
Speaker 1: lot to talk about, but thank you, thank you. Yeah yeah, okay,

908
00:49:21,719 --> 00:49:26,520
Speaker 1: Thanky The Jewils Shows More of the Roses The Jewils

909
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:32,239
Speaker 1: Show on demand Jubils Dirty Little Secret. Time for your

910
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:34,560
Speaker 1: dirty little secret? Remember texting four one oh six one.

911
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:36,319
Speaker 1: If you have a dirty little secret, you can tell

912
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:38,920
Speaker 1: us anything, literally, whatever you want. Nobody will know who

913
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:40,520
Speaker 1: you are because we don't even ask what your name is.

914
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:43,759
Speaker 1: You're free to say anything because you're anonymous. So um,

915
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:45,520
Speaker 1: I'll say a word, Alex will say a word. England.

916
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:47,120
Speaker 1: You'll say a word, and then that'll be the name

917
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:48,800
Speaker 1: of the caller on the phone. That's your fake anonymous.

918
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:50,880
Speaker 1: Think this would be easy, but I actually really struggle

919
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:52,680
Speaker 1: really think of a word. What we just did a

920
00:49:52,760 --> 00:50:01,279
Speaker 1: sound word? Sure? Okay, okay, so on the phone? What's up?

921
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:05,799
Speaker 1: I'm not doing that again? How are you open? I'm

922
00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:09,120
Speaker 1: fine making less of noises over here. Um. Good, So

923
00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:14,600
Speaker 1: my dirty secret. Um, I went out on a date.

924
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:17,040
Speaker 1: It was a second date. Um, and we went on

925
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:19,239
Speaker 1: a second date. It was you know, totally having a

926
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:23,240
Speaker 1: great time. And then we went back to his place

927
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:26,160
Speaker 1: and I ended up staying the night, and then it

928
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:34,239
Speaker 1: was everything was awesome. Everything is also everything. So what's

929
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:40,160
Speaker 1: your secret though? Yeah, well everything was almost awesome. Ums

930
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:45,400
Speaker 1: so gross, but I I I have horrible, horrible, horrible

931
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:51,600
Speaker 1: athletes foot okay, yeah, I'm yeah. You're going to say, yeah,

932
00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:57,120
Speaker 1: you're gonna say, like horrible intentions. Well I guess maybe

933
00:50:57,320 --> 00:50:59,360
Speaker 1: that kind of makes my athletes but like maybe not

934
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:01,680
Speaker 1: sound bad. They're probably to you. It's it's awful. It's

935
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:04,840
Speaker 1: really really really really bad. And I don't, like, almost

936
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:07,560
Speaker 1: never take my socks off. But um, the other night,

937
00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:11,600
Speaker 1: I just figured, hey, it's dark, Um, it's you know,

938
00:51:11,719 --> 00:51:13,600
Speaker 1: it's late. I want to be comfy. So I took

939
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:16,439
Speaker 1: off my socks and I figured I'm just held before

940
00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:22,200
Speaker 1: him and make sure everything was okay, and there's more. Yeah,

941
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:26,239
Speaker 1: it was still dark, it was still dark. Yeah, took

942
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:30,640
Speaker 1: my Um, we finished up and then you know, snuggled

943
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:33,880
Speaker 1: and you know, fell asleep and then early in the morning.

944
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:37,480
Speaker 1: I luckily I did wake up before him, and I

945
00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:40,440
Speaker 1: just happened to like look around at the sheets and

946
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:45,200
Speaker 1: they were just covered covered in like all of my

947
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:48,000
Speaker 1: skin that had luffed off my feet and it just

948
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:51,160
Speaker 1: it just looks like grated cheese. And oh, do you

949
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:55,880
Speaker 1: do anything for it? Or you just let that run wild? Yeah? No,

950
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:59,319
Speaker 1: I try. But I mean I've been through like two

951
00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:03,400
Speaker 1: different kind of like creams from a dermatologist and it

952
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:07,200
Speaker 1: just keeps coming back, and I said, nothing more, it's work.

953
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:09,840
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Yeah, that sucks. I mean there's got to

954
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:11,960
Speaker 1: be you know, a pain in the foot to deal

955
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:16,479
Speaker 1: with by a boy. Yeah, chockling up for me today,

956
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:19,160
Speaker 1: that was good. But I've had athletes' foot before, not

957
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:22,160
Speaker 1: like that. But I get it. It's just a fungus

958
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:26,080
Speaker 1: so like shower and like sharing like showers that you

959
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:28,680
Speaker 1: don't wear like flip flops in right, it's like the

960
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:34,600
Speaker 1: psoriasis of the foot. Okay, thank you, because that's exactly

961
00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:36,759
Speaker 1: how it like, just it's just oh my gosh, the

962
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:38,799
Speaker 1: skin just keeps coming off and coming off, and it's

963
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:41,120
Speaker 1: just flaking. It's just grossing. It gets everywhere all right,

964
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:44,239
Speaker 1: which is exactly what happened in the bed. So thank

965
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:46,279
Speaker 1: god I woke up before he did, because I did.

966
00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:48,600
Speaker 1: I woke up, looked around, I'm like, oh my gosh,

967
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:53,960
Speaker 1: this my like skin is everywhere, and so I hopped

968
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:55,719
Speaker 1: out of bed. I'm like trying to clean it all

969
00:52:55,800 --> 00:53:00,520
Speaker 1: off and like the cloud a little white. Did he

970
00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:02,680
Speaker 1: eventually see it or see what you're doing? Like what

971
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:05,919
Speaker 1: do you what are you doing? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, Well

972
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:07,640
Speaker 1: I was trying to be all like discreet and like

973
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:10,560
Speaker 1: quiet and not like moved too much, even though like

974
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:12,600
Speaker 1: desperately trying to get the stuff up. And of course

975
00:53:12,640 --> 00:53:14,840
Speaker 1: you woke up. He was like, hey, what's going on?

976
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:17,440
Speaker 1: And I'm trying to be all cool like, oh nothing,

977
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:20,680
Speaker 1: I just I just I really love like parmesan. And so,

978
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:24,759
Speaker 1: you know, you told him it was cheese or is

979
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:27,440
Speaker 1: that you're joking there? No, I seriously told him it

980
00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:28,759
Speaker 1: was ch is Like I was like, you know, I

981
00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:31,160
Speaker 1: just have this little addiction to cheese and I just

982
00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:34,160
Speaker 1: loved it like snack. I think it's actually probably less

983
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:37,560
Speaker 1: weird if you said, hey, I have really bad athletes foot.

984
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:39,640
Speaker 1: Then I woke up and I had to have some

985
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:44,600
Speaker 1: parmesan cheese. Yes, well you love it. Yeah, but she

986
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,160
Speaker 1: too mortified. So that's all I could think of. And

987
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:50,560
Speaker 1: so I was like, yeah, I was eating cheese and

988
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:53,239
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I like I got the crumbs. Well, thank

989
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:55,719
Speaker 1: you for telling us your dirty a little secret. Well,

990
00:53:55,719 --> 00:53:58,000
Speaker 1: I know, I just put it is I got athletes' foot.

991
00:53:58,040 --> 00:54:02,000
Speaker 1: It's not parmesan. Sorry, get some point and thank you. Yeah,

992
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:07,800
Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret? The Jebel Show on Demand.

993
00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:12,120
Speaker 1: Oh I think we might have offended somebody again. I'll

994
00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:14,000
Speaker 1: tell you why in just a second, but first it's

995
00:54:14,040 --> 00:54:22,719
Speaker 1: time to play. Yeah, because it's just so stupid. Yeah,

996
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:26,279
Speaker 1: it's Beat the brit the only American game show with

997
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:28,399
Speaker 1: an English guy answering trivia questions that has a weird

998
00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:30,400
Speaker 1: German dance intro. And I say that we might have

999
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:32,480
Speaker 1: said something offensive because the person on the phone today

1000
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:36,759
Speaker 1: to play is Kevin. You know what a Karen is? Yeah,

1001
00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:39,719
Speaker 1: Karen male version of a Karen. So what did we

1002
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:43,960
Speaker 1: do Kevin? Oh my gosh, that is and Kevin's they

1003
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:49,879
Speaker 1: only have the weirdest one I think of h Yeah, yeah,

1004
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:52,000
Speaker 1: yeah I do too. All right, Well, you're on the

1005
00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:53,640
Speaker 1: phone to play English even in trivia. Do you think

1006
00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:59,279
Speaker 1: you can beat them all right, I'm not even mad.

1007
00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:02,040
Speaker 1: You know the song? Yeah, we're sending Evan out of

1008
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:04,799
Speaker 1: the studio, Kevin, Evan and Kevin. The game is played

1009
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:06,640
Speaker 1: like this. You got thirty seconds answer as many questions

1010
00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:08,040
Speaker 1: as possible. If you don't know when, just say pass,

1011
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:09,600
Speaker 1: and you have to beat English Evan out right to win.

1012
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:15,880
Speaker 1: All right, here we go Kevin from King of Queen's

1013
00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:19,439
Speaker 1: Kevin James. Guy's name is starting that? Kevin? Your time

1014
00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:23,959
Speaker 1: starts now? How many stages of sleep are there? Five?

1015
00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:29,879
Speaker 1: What is the most commonly used antibiotic kind of cloud? Gate?

1016
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:32,239
Speaker 1: Also known as the bean? Is a famous landmark in

1017
00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:41,160
Speaker 1: what US City? In textling, what does ygg mean? How

1018
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:46,399
Speaker 1: old is jew bowl? Three? In numerology, there are three

1019
00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:49,560
Speaker 1: considered master numbers named one of them. You got that

1020
00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:53,400
Speaker 1: in on time? All right? Got that in? And I

1021
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:54,880
Speaker 1: don't know how you did. I think he did a

1022
00:55:54,920 --> 00:56:00,800
Speaker 1: good job, though, pretty good. We'll see you nailed the time, Kevin.

1023
00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:02,359
Speaker 1: This is the time of the show where I asked,

1024
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:05,120
Speaker 1: who's ever playing something interesting about themselves? Kevin? Is there

1025
00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:07,320
Speaker 1: anything interesting about you that you would like the universe

1026
00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:11,760
Speaker 1: to know? I don't know. I'm I text you COVID

1027
00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:14,080
Speaker 1: and I say, I mean school has become pilot right now?

1028
00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:18,560
Speaker 1: Of courcial pilots. Pilot, what airline do you want to

1029
00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:21,719
Speaker 1: work for? I don't know. It's a little student before that,

1030
00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:25,040
Speaker 1: but maybe SkyWest? Okay, what's the bad one that sucks?

1031
00:56:26,239 --> 00:56:32,319
Speaker 1: Frontier and Spiriting producer Brad Nolan is a pilot. Yeah,

1032
00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:34,320
Speaker 1: I am just a private pilot. Though. Good luck on

1033
00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:38,320
Speaker 1: this training. I know it's tough, man. I'm most excited

1034
00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:40,120
Speaker 1: for the session that they teach you how to duct

1035
00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:43,759
Speaker 1: tape passengers in their chairs. That sounds like fun, Kevin,

1036
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:48,760
Speaker 1: I'm proud of you. All Right, here we go English.

1037
00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:52,520
Speaker 1: Evan in the studio, and Evan, your time starts. Now?

1038
00:56:52,719 --> 00:56:55,920
Speaker 1: How many stages of sleep are there? Three? What is

1039
00:56:55,960 --> 00:57:00,799
Speaker 1: the most commonly used antibiotic? Penicilling cloud? Also known as

1040
00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:03,600
Speaker 1: the bean? Is a famous landmark in what US City? Chicago?

1041
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Speaker 1: In textling, what does YGG mean? Um? Why gg you

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Speaker 1: got to go? How old is you? Bowl? Two? Numerology,

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Speaker 1: there are three considered master numbers named one of them.

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Speaker 1: So again. In numerology, there are three considered master numbers

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Speaker 1: named one of them one, three, seven oh one of them?

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Speaker 1: Didn't you want and you didn't get one right. Also,

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Speaker 1: I threw him off on the age question because he

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Speaker 1: said forty and then I mouthed the word eight to him.

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Speaker 1: He's just setting sorry, I'm gonna do that with their

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Speaker 1: questions now and nothing answer. Do you see what you say?

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of cheating going. Okay, let's see what

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Speaker 1: happened when you sent it on over to the scoreboard

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Speaker 1: with our executive producer Brad all Right. Um, forty two

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Speaker 1: eight is not an age? You got one? Correct? Hey,

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Speaker 1: not bad at all? While Kevin got yeah, ok, sorry Kevin,

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Speaker 1: Kevin Ka threw up a goose egg heavy boy where Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you were speaking a while you were going to destroy you.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna go over the answers. Yeah, but hey, Kevin,

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Speaker 1: hold out hope though, because English servant could do something

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Speaker 1: that causes Alex to take points away from him and

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Speaker 1: you might still win the game. Never give up. You

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Speaker 1: could still pull this out, Kevin. I have faith in you.

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Speaker 1: I believe how many stages asleep are there for? What

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Speaker 1: is the most commonly used antibiotic amoxicillin? Oh cloud Gate,

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Speaker 1: also known as the Bean, as a famous landmark in

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Speaker 1: what US City, Chicago in textling, what does ygg mean?

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Speaker 1: You go? Girl actually liked Kevina. What do you say?

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Speaker 1: You go? You go get a point for that? There

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Speaker 1: you go? All right, tide now forty two. I did

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Speaker 1: get that. He said he's not four D twenty eight.

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Speaker 1: That would be insane. So niggai point. Oh oh my god,

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Speaker 1: official it's happening. Not done yet and numero all do

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Speaker 1: they are three considered master numbers named one of them eleven,

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Speaker 1: twenty two and thirty two three. Okay, so not one,

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Speaker 1: three or seven trying it only said one number, which

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Speaker 1: is what the question asked for. Numbers out there. Kevin,

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Speaker 1: Kevin one way, Hey from you right now? Well, congratulations Kevin.

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Speaker 1: You beat the brain another come from behind victory, and

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Speaker 1: for beating him, I'm going to send you some jewel

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Speaker 1: show sweat. So hang on the line. I'll get TRUMPO.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna interrupt that package and throw it away. Thank you,

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Speaker 1: flank Kevin, better luck next turn out you yeah you too?

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Speaker 1: All right? We played beat the brit every single Tuesday

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Speaker 1: and Thursday, so tune in next time when we beat

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Speaker 1: the brit For sure, we'll beat the Britt. I was

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Speaker 1: on the edge of my seat on that one, and

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Speaker 1: I need a good contestant. The Jewel Show on demand