WEBVTT - Getting Some Hairy Head (with Reggie Conquest) 0:00:02.160 --> 0:00:06.920 It's it's impressive because Philly, I think, besides Boston maybe 0:00:07.160 --> 0:00:10.160 is and it's a I think, a one for one 0:00:10.200 --> 0:00:13.520 in terms of how y'all hate and how often you 0:00:13.600 --> 0:00:17.560 hate ship. But but Philly is real good at hating people. 0:00:18.040 --> 0:00:20.760 But the the the new type of hate that you 0:00:20.840 --> 0:00:25.080 all have discovered for Ben Simmons is I think a masterful, 0:00:25.360 --> 0:00:28.600 uh sort of evolution. It's bringing a city together, bro, 0:00:29.680 --> 0:00:33.480 it's bringing it's bringing the city together. We're hanging out 0:00:33.520 --> 0:00:36.480 with the Pride boys. That was when we all been 0:00:36.640 --> 0:00:40.520 Simmons together, bro, just halfing each other up. Like Madam 0:00:40.920 --> 0:01:03.800 Ben Simmons. Ships are racist, ahostly money term stuff can't 0:01:03.840 --> 0:01:10.200 tell me. Yep, yep, yep, there it is. There it is. 0:01:10.280 --> 0:01:14.319 Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My 0:01:14.400 --> 0:01:18.760 Mama Told Me, the podcast where we died deep, deep 0:01:18.800 --> 0:01:22.240 into the pockets of black conspiracy theories and we finally 0:01:22.360 --> 0:01:26.720 work to prove that the music industry is intentionally drugging 0:01:26.800 --> 0:01:30.200 rappers with the name little in their title so that 0:01:30.280 --> 0:01:34.360 they stay small forever. Do you think that Little bow Wow, 0:01:34.480 --> 0:01:39.280 Little Wayne, Little Zine, all these people happened coincidentally? Hell no, 0:01:39.520 --> 0:01:42.360 Little Zine planned to be six ft five, but those 0:01:42.480 --> 0:01:47.520 goddamn super producers got in his cavassier and they turned 0:01:47.520 --> 0:01:51.320 that motherfucker into a tiny, little four ft seven petitue. Bitch. 0:01:51.600 --> 0:01:54.560 It's a goddamn shame what's happened into these rappers, and 0:01:54.640 --> 0:01:56.760 we've got to put a stop to it. I am 0:01:56.800 --> 0:02:00.200 your host, Langston Kerman as always coming in the way. 0:02:00.240 --> 0:02:03.880 I come in hot, baby, It's every single goddamn time. 0:02:04.000 --> 0:02:06.400 This is the way I behave and I am excited 0:02:06.440 --> 0:02:10.400 today because my guest, My god, he comes in hot too. 0:02:10.680 --> 0:02:13.799 I ain't listen. The man is funny. The man is funny. 0:02:13.919 --> 0:02:15.919 He always comes in hot. He doesn't know how to 0:02:16.040 --> 0:02:18.840 use technology, so you know he's gonna say some wild ship. 0:02:19.000 --> 0:02:21.320 He's not even aware of the rules of the Internet. 0:02:21.360 --> 0:02:24.240 This boy is so wild, but he's he's hilarious. You 0:02:24.280 --> 0:02:26.799 know him from that damn Michael Ja you know, and 0:02:26.960 --> 0:02:30.079 from Insecure, you know, and from Pause with Sam J. 0:02:30.320 --> 0:02:33.600 So many amazing fun shows and he's always hysterical. Please 0:02:33.639 --> 0:02:40.120 give it up from my guest, Mr Reggie Conquest. Yeah, man, 0:02:40.200 --> 0:02:43.960 what's going on? What up? Doug? How you like? I 0:02:44.160 --> 0:02:50.320 know how to use as far as downloading impressing like 0:02:50.560 --> 0:02:54.040 play or snap. I'm still learning how to do reels. Man, 0:02:54.080 --> 0:02:56.720 I don't know how to do that. I'll be honest. 0:02:56.760 --> 0:03:00.640 I have not ventured into any of the eels. The 0:03:00.720 --> 0:03:04.399 TikTok's none of that ship. I downloaded TikTok one time. 0:03:04.440 --> 0:03:06.000 It was only for an hour and I got rid 0:03:06.040 --> 0:03:08.600 of it, and I'm like, this is way too much. Yeah, 0:03:08.720 --> 0:03:13.000 it's it's a it's a scary transition. I think, like 0:03:13.080 --> 0:03:15.799 you really have to be down to commit to that ship. 0:03:15.880 --> 0:03:18.000 And I can't be the one, you know what I mean. 0:03:18.080 --> 0:03:21.040 I can't. Yeah, I'm not gonna do. After I do 0:03:21.080 --> 0:03:23.120 a video and then realize I have to do it 0:03:23.160 --> 0:03:25.720 a second time, I feel like an asshole, and then 0:03:25.760 --> 0:03:28.720 I just give up. Yeah, Yo, snaps is the ship. 0:03:28.840 --> 0:03:30.520 I think the best thing on the social media right 0:03:30.520 --> 0:03:34.160 now is snaps. Yes, like that's that's my favorite thing 0:03:34.200 --> 0:03:38.440 to use. Just go out. Yeah I can go on Instagram. 0:03:38.680 --> 0:03:40.960 Yeah I can get on Instagram if it wasn't for snaps. 0:03:41.200 --> 0:03:44.040 I love the snaps. Oh, you would completely walk away 0:03:44.160 --> 0:03:47.080 if you could. Just if it was only posting photos, 0:03:47.120 --> 0:03:50.360 You'll be like, no, I'm good, Yeah photos, I'm done posting. 0:03:50.400 --> 0:03:52.080 I'll post them every now and then, but the snaps 0:03:52.120 --> 0:03:55.120 are my ship. Yeah yeah, I gotta get back. I 0:03:55.160 --> 0:03:58.440 gotta snap more. I'll snap occasionally and it's fun, but 0:03:58.520 --> 0:04:00.920 I gotta get you are a heavy hitter in the 0:04:00.960 --> 0:04:03.280 snap game. I gotta get up to your level. I 0:04:03.320 --> 0:04:06.200 love the snap stuff. At first I wasn't, but now 0:04:06.200 --> 0:04:10.120 I'm like, all right, let me just you know, yeah, 0:04:10.760 --> 0:04:12.720 all right, Well, we don't have any more time to 0:04:12.720 --> 0:04:16.760 talk about social media shenanigans because you came today with 0:04:16.800 --> 0:04:20.560 a conspiracy theory that that I know I heard endlessly 0:04:20.640 --> 0:04:23.000 growing up, and I can't wait to talk to you about. 0:04:23.120 --> 0:04:35.520 You said, my mama told me eating makes your big grow. Yes, yes, 0:04:35.640 --> 0:04:39.440 that's a myth. That's a conspiracy I've heard all through 0:04:39.480 --> 0:04:41.760 my even now. You know how crazy that was the 0:04:41.839 --> 0:04:47.599 type to your producer like she I was like, yo, 0:04:47.880 --> 0:04:50.599 I don't even know how to save this, Like I 0:04:50.680 --> 0:04:53.039 was like, how do you? Why we And that's the 0:04:53.040 --> 0:04:54.880 first thing that came to mind, because, as you know, 0:04:55.200 --> 0:04:57.560 I've been trying to grow beer for a long time, 0:04:58.320 --> 0:05:02.880 trying to be uh a phi niked because that's that's 0:05:03.040 --> 0:05:05.400 I feel like that is quite essential. Philly is to 0:05:05.480 --> 0:05:08.719 grow a thick beard. Yeah, and you know that's in 0:05:09.000 --> 0:05:13.560 But I got patches, and every time I post my beard, 0:05:13.920 --> 0:05:17.120 I get messages you gotta you gotta eat pussy, You 0:05:17.120 --> 0:05:21.599 gotta eat pussy. Eat enough as it's the same ship 0:05:21.800 --> 0:05:24.839 every time, or some girl like i'll help you girl 0:05:24.960 --> 0:05:28.120 beer Like yeah, he's just trying to get your pussy. 0:05:28.320 --> 0:05:34.159 I'm not just going. So it's been around for years 0:05:34.200 --> 0:05:37.200 and we need to dat it. Dat it. I literally 0:05:37.200 --> 0:05:39.320 heard that when I was a kid and thought that 0:05:39.440 --> 0:05:43.400 I had to eat pussy to get a mustache or 0:05:43.480 --> 0:05:48.200 a facial. Yeah. Young and old say the same ship. Yeah, 0:05:48.320 --> 0:05:51.440 well that's it's a wild thing if we can track 0:05:51.520 --> 0:05:54.560 it backwards to what you're talking about right now. It's 0:05:54.560 --> 0:05:58.680 a wild thing. The age at which this conversation is introduced. 0:05:58.720 --> 0:06:00.720 Do you know what I mean that? Like I was 0:06:00.800 --> 0:06:05.080 like twelve thirteen when the first person was like, hey, man, 0:06:05.520 --> 0:06:07.560 if you want a mustache, this is what you gotta do. 0:06:07.640 --> 0:06:10.280 And it's like, I'm twelve, I don't want a mustache, 0:06:10.360 --> 0:06:12.880 and if I do want one, you don't matter. I ain't. 0:06:12.920 --> 0:06:15.320 Nobody's just like taking me as like a big man, 0:06:15.600 --> 0:06:18.599 like I'm a kid. Yeah, it's like, yeah, when I 0:06:18.680 --> 0:06:22.280 first I remember hearing it when I first started to grow, 0:06:22.360 --> 0:06:25.440 like some peach fuzz, and then from old dudes like 0:06:25.800 --> 0:06:27.800 to look at the young boy. You you have to 0:06:27.920 --> 0:06:31.599 eat pussy, like like some old dude, like one of 0:06:31.640 --> 0:06:33.960 my dad's friends. Even my dad would be on it 0:06:34.080 --> 0:06:38.920 like they'll do that, my dad. Yeah, you know, I 0:06:38.960 --> 0:06:44.560 wasn't eating pussy at all. That wasn't even in my mind. Yeah. 0:06:44.680 --> 0:06:48.120 It's also I think to that same point, when I 0:06:48.160 --> 0:06:51.440 was thinking about sex, it wasn't the first version of 0:06:51.560 --> 0:06:55.800 sex that I was interested in or even considering, like 0:06:55.880 --> 0:06:57.919 eating pussy. I had to earn that. I had to 0:06:57.960 --> 0:07:01.200 fuck a couple of women, be wh I I fully 0:07:01.279 --> 0:07:03.800 felt like, okay, I could try some other ship. I 0:07:03.880 --> 0:07:06.320 was still figuring out how to like get it in 0:07:06.440 --> 0:07:09.480 and keep it alive long enough to do it. I 0:07:09.840 --> 0:07:13.120 was a fat nigger, like growing up, fat kid, fat nigga, 0:07:13.320 --> 0:07:18.400 so I had I started out eating pussy just just whoa, yeah, 0:07:18.560 --> 0:07:23.080 just like cold water. Goddamn minute, you're telling me the 0:07:23.160 --> 0:07:26.440 first thing you did was the pussy. Yeah, I had 0:07:26.440 --> 0:07:30.080 to eat pussy to get pussy. I was. I was 0:07:30.160 --> 0:07:36.880 that fat kid. I was that fat. Yeah, dog dog 0:07:36.960 --> 0:07:39.920 In tenth grade. I remember I was eating this senior 0:07:39.960 --> 0:07:42.480 out who was supposed to be tutoring me. I lost 0:07:42.520 --> 0:07:44.840 my I lost my virginie in tenth grade. Right took 0:07:44.840 --> 0:07:47.440 me a while, but I was eating this girl out 0:07:47.480 --> 0:07:49.520 who was supposed to be tutoring me. She was a senior, 0:07:50.200 --> 0:07:53.480 and I just started. I was just eating her out, like, 0:07:54.320 --> 0:07:57.800 you know, that's just that was my first whoa dog? 0:07:58.000 --> 0:08:01.200 And that then later on, you know, I lost my 0:08:01.240 --> 0:08:04.040 virginity to her. But for like a year straight, she 0:08:04.080 --> 0:08:06.720 was supposed to be tutoring me, and she was like 0:08:07.640 --> 0:08:12.040 she was and she was like she was dope, like 0:08:12.080 --> 0:08:14.120 she was I at the time, I'm in tenth grade. 0:08:14.120 --> 0:08:16.400 I'm like, I thought I was cool and I'm like 0:08:16.520 --> 0:08:18.480 my first like, yeah, y'all sucking. I'm like yeah, but 0:08:18.760 --> 0:08:23.000 I wasn't having I didn't penetrate, were just looking at all. 0:08:23.200 --> 0:08:26.040 You were just pleasuring her and then uh tucking your 0:08:26.040 --> 0:08:28.840 penis in your belt like And I thought I was 0:08:29.040 --> 0:08:32.439 cool ship because she was bad. She was a senior 0:08:33.160 --> 0:08:38.599 and I was just like this, but I'm gonna be 0:08:38.640 --> 0:08:40.880 real with you. I can't tell if that's the story 0:08:40.880 --> 0:08:44.280 of a hero or a psychopath. For the first thing 0:08:44.360 --> 0:08:48.040 you do sexually to be eating pussy, the first thing 0:08:48.240 --> 0:08:51.400 like and that you know, growing up watching imploring, that's 0:08:51.440 --> 0:08:54.240 what they did. So I'm like, all right, bet, yeah, 0:08:54.440 --> 0:08:57.160 nobody's ever gonna accuse you of not loving women, man, 0:09:00.040 --> 0:09:02.440 just and i want to clarify some of this because 0:09:02.440 --> 0:09:04.280 I'm sure I'm gonna get pushed back from a bunch 0:09:04.280 --> 0:09:06.600 of people. It's not the question of whether or not 0:09:06.640 --> 0:09:08.959 eating pussy is a good thing. It's a lovely thing 0:09:09.000 --> 0:09:11.440 that I enjoyed quite a bit. But as a young man, 0:09:11.559 --> 0:09:15.000 it is not something that we are trained to feel 0:09:15.000 --> 0:09:18.160 comfortable with. We're not encouraged to do it. It's a 0:09:18.240 --> 0:09:21.360 thing that we associate with facial here. But it also 0:09:21.440 --> 0:09:24.040 was a thing that we're shamed for if we do 0:09:24.280 --> 0:09:28.040 too earlier to uh frivolously all that. Oh yeah, that 0:09:28.120 --> 0:09:31.000 was a thing like being eating pussy in high school? 0:09:31.080 --> 0:09:34.600 Was you ashamed? Yes, like you was definitely shamed. So 0:09:34.679 --> 0:09:36.760 I didn't want to I didn't tell my friends that 0:09:36.800 --> 0:09:40.920 I was eating a pussy, right, I'm like, yeah, you know, 0:09:41.080 --> 0:09:46.400 we know, but I absolutely was. And she taught me 0:09:46.600 --> 0:09:51.840 she would like this, like this, like this, And I 0:09:51.880 --> 0:09:55.200 did that for a while, and then we like had 0:09:55.280 --> 0:09:59.199 sex like yeah twice, and then that was like how 0:09:59.240 --> 0:10:02.760 I lost my regim whoa. So after the sex, she 0:10:02.760 --> 0:10:05.480 she bailed on you. She left you after that after 0:10:05.559 --> 0:10:08.840 like we had the second time, because this was off 0:10:08.840 --> 0:10:13.160 into the summer, graduation or whatever. Yeah, she had other 0:10:13.200 --> 0:10:16.079 ship and I was barely making it into a leventh 0:10:16.160 --> 0:10:20.840 grade because the tutoring wasn't helping. Yeah, the tutor wasn't helping. 0:10:21.280 --> 0:10:24.240 So you know, she eventually moved off, but she definitely 0:10:24.240 --> 0:10:26.400 gave me some pussy after that because I was eating 0:10:26.400 --> 0:10:28.959 her out almost every time we had a session, you 0:10:29.040 --> 0:10:32.000 know what I mean. Goddamn, I wanted to. I was like, 0:10:35.840 --> 0:10:38.560 my friends think I'm sucking this this fine senior and 0:10:38.679 --> 0:10:43.240 you know, yeah, and you're not not like you're getting 0:10:43.320 --> 0:10:46.440 some sex sexual activity. It's just not what your friends 0:10:46.480 --> 0:10:48.160 think it is. Yeah. It took me a while to 0:10:48.240 --> 0:10:50.839 even admit this, Like I told my friends later, like 0:10:50.960 --> 0:10:57.480 I wasn't I was what. I didn't admit that until 0:10:57.520 --> 0:11:00.200 I was like thirty. You know what I mean, him, 0:11:00.720 --> 0:11:04.400 this is wow, this is intent. All that time I 0:11:04.480 --> 0:11:07.600 was hearing that theory, and I wasn't growing facial hair. 0:11:07.720 --> 0:11:10.520 I just always heard it. Yeah, So at that point, 0:11:10.760 --> 0:11:16.000 as as you are fully eating pussy at fifteen and 0:11:16.440 --> 0:11:19.360 attempting to not only pleasure or the older woman, but 0:11:19.440 --> 0:11:22.960 also grow some facial hair, it's not working. Do you 0:11:23.160 --> 0:11:27.200 then dismiss the theory? Are you then like this is bullshit. 0:11:27.360 --> 0:11:30.160 I don't believe it. I'm over it. No. I started 0:11:30.160 --> 0:11:33.200 to even hearing it in middle school, and I started 0:11:33.240 --> 0:11:37.400 to believe it because at in my tenth grade I 0:11:37.400 --> 0:11:39.600 started I started to have a mustache. So when I 0:11:39.679 --> 0:11:42.960 when I was eating Lizzy, I was proud of it, like, yeah, 0:11:43.000 --> 0:11:47.520 you know it works. It's at that time I'm like, 0:11:47.800 --> 0:11:51.440 it's true, Like I got like mustache, bro, like you can't. 0:11:51.880 --> 0:11:54.080 Then my gotie started to grow, and I was always 0:11:54.080 --> 0:11:58.160 a gotee guy, so I'm like, yeah, this should It's efficient, 0:11:58.280 --> 0:12:00.760 you know what I mean? Right? So you are growing 0:12:00.800 --> 0:12:03.440 that more as chestnut and you're like, yeah, I got it, 0:12:03.600 --> 0:12:08.840 I'm doing it. Yeah, absolutely, damn Okay. And at any point, 0:12:09.360 --> 0:12:11.480 I guess and this is this is always where I 0:12:11.520 --> 0:12:14.320 feel curious about this. At any point did anyone come 0:12:14.360 --> 0:12:18.720 into your life and try to overrule this argument, because 0:12:18.800 --> 0:12:23.040 I feel like I distinctly remember being in health class, 0:12:23.080 --> 0:12:26.959 and this dude Walter asking our health teacher if this 0:12:27.160 --> 0:12:29.800 was true, if eating pussy meant that you could grow 0:12:29.840 --> 0:12:33.040 facial hair. And I think I remember our health teacher 0:12:33.360 --> 0:12:37.160 either kicking him out of class or telling us that 0:12:37.480 --> 0:12:40.400 it's hormones that are hormones are the thing that make 0:12:40.520 --> 0:12:42.880 us grow facial hair and eating pussy had nothing to 0:12:42.880 --> 0:12:44.839 do with it. She might have done both. She might 0:12:44.880 --> 0:12:47.640 have dismissed it and also kicked Walter out of class. 0:12:48.800 --> 0:12:51.080 She kicked him out for that. I would have been 0:12:51.160 --> 0:12:54.120 all ears for that answer, sure, but you know, I 0:12:54.160 --> 0:12:56.920 think it was probably the way he asked that that 0:12:57.040 --> 0:12:59.679 didn't sit right in her spirit. It wasn't the question 0:12:59.760 --> 0:13:02.240 as much of it, and being like, hey but what 0:13:02.280 --> 0:13:05.880 about eating pussy? Though? And then he that probably killed 0:13:05.920 --> 0:13:08.480 in the classroom too. It probably was. It probably was 0:13:08.480 --> 0:13:11.800 so worth getting kicked out. Listen, I don't remember his 0:13:11.920 --> 0:13:14.920 name on accident. That was the funniest motherfucker I ever 0:13:15.000 --> 0:13:18.600 met at that point in my life. So you know, yeah, yeah, 0:13:18.800 --> 0:13:21.880 I'm curious, did anybody come into your life and try 0:13:22.000 --> 0:13:27.920 to dismiss this, this fact, this theory. I've never heard 0:13:27.960 --> 0:13:30.920 of dismissal of it, like I've never heard of that's 0:13:30.960 --> 0:13:34.800 not true. I've never heard like women, grown women are 0:13:34.840 --> 0:13:38.440 saying this today when I complain about my patches, Like 0:13:38.520 --> 0:13:42.280 I'm getting messages from chicks that want to get the 0:13:42.360 --> 0:13:46.160 pussy it Obviously I don't know, but it's always it's 0:13:46.200 --> 0:13:49.640 like a flirty thing to go, I could help you, 0:13:50.080 --> 0:13:52.040 or you're not You're not doing it right, you know 0:13:52.040 --> 0:13:56.080 what I mean? I get I get those messages or 0:13:56.120 --> 0:13:59.880 even some guys, bro, you pussy, bro. And this is 0:14:00.120 --> 0:14:04.000 well into our thirties and it's still this bro like 0:14:04.040 --> 0:14:06.839 it's crazy. Now see that you ain't doing it right. 0:14:07.360 --> 0:14:10.720 I'm gonna hold on. That's how they get you, because 0:14:10.760 --> 0:14:13.880 that that's a long scam that a woman is pulling me. 0:14:14.280 --> 0:14:18.800 She goes, look, hey, I know you've been doing it already, 0:14:18.840 --> 0:14:22.160 but I could teach you a secret that otherwise you 0:14:22.200 --> 0:14:24.280 know you ain't doing And the reality is if you've 0:14:24.280 --> 0:14:27.360 been needing pussy since fifteen, you've done all the things. 0:14:27.680 --> 0:14:30.520 Yeah yeah, it's just at that point you're trying to 0:14:30.560 --> 0:14:33.640 take advantage of me right now, like anyway you ain't 0:14:33.680 --> 0:14:37.560 doing it right. It's bullshit because then I'm like, oh yeah, 0:14:37.600 --> 0:14:41.920 I'll show you. I bet you, I will like, no, 0:14:42.080 --> 0:14:44.480 I think I'm doing it just fine. Dam I think 0:14:44.760 --> 0:14:47.200 whatever is happening in my body won't allow this to 0:14:47.240 --> 0:14:51.160 happen the way that I would like it to. Nothing. 0:14:51.480 --> 0:14:54.840 Nothing in your magic puss is gonna like transform my 0:14:54.920 --> 0:14:58.720 facial hair into you know you ain't doing it right. 0:14:58.800 --> 0:15:02.120 I'll help you all that, ship all that. Can you 0:15:02.160 --> 0:15:07.640 imagine if it was reversed like sure and I just 0:15:08.520 --> 0:15:10.600 I just take it. I go all right, like I 0:15:10.680 --> 0:15:12.280 you know, I like you to keep it moving. But 0:15:12.800 --> 0:15:15.480 it was reversed. If I said that to a woman, 0:15:15.960 --> 0:15:20.960 you got it's like what well I will say, I 0:15:21.000 --> 0:15:24.560 will say in defensive women, there is that stereotype. And 0:15:24.640 --> 0:15:26.720 we had an episode about this in the past. Was 0:15:26.880 --> 0:15:30.400 the sheer about fucking making you get a bigger butt 0:15:30.600 --> 0:15:33.000 that like if you damn, I forgot about if you 0:15:33.080 --> 0:15:36.200 smash you get a bigger booty. That is the lady 0:15:36.200 --> 0:15:39.400 equivalent to that, Like I think so, I think that's 0:15:39.680 --> 0:15:42.680 the one for one for sure. Oh ship, damn, I 0:15:42.720 --> 0:15:45.320 forgot about that one. Now. I think if we were smarter, 0:15:45.480 --> 0:15:48.240 what we would have said was like, hey, if you 0:15:48.280 --> 0:15:51.120 suck my dick, it'll make your mustache go away. Like 0:15:51.520 --> 0:15:57.160 you know how you're doing, Yeah, Dick, to make that mustache. 0:15:57.240 --> 0:16:03.200 This is I don't know a lot of women with mustache, 0:16:04.160 --> 0:16:07.680 but I wish I did so I could say that, yeah, 0:16:07.760 --> 0:16:11.440 to mess around with some older women, like a nice 0:16:11.480 --> 0:16:17.200 fifty year old five year old you know, Angelina, Yeah, 0:16:17.200 --> 0:16:24.960 you will get rid of us. So that's so funny. Okay, 0:16:25.040 --> 0:16:29.000 So so you you believe in this, you you follow 0:16:29.160 --> 0:16:32.120 through with this, you continue to stay committed to the 0:16:32.120 --> 0:16:35.480 eating pussy as a tool for growing facial hair. At 0:16:35.520 --> 0:16:38.880 what point, because now it sounds like you're pretty convinced 0:16:38.880 --> 0:16:41.560 that that isn't the case at one point as you 0:16:41.720 --> 0:16:46.360 jump off the eating pussy for facial hair train, WHOA 0:16:46.480 --> 0:16:50.120 through my own trials and like, I still can't grow 0:16:50.560 --> 0:16:54.760 a beer. So I'm like, um, thirty four now, and 0:16:55.080 --> 0:16:57.280 I've tried to go a beer for the last year, 0:16:57.640 --> 0:17:00.280 and I can grow everything around, but it's two matches 0:17:00.320 --> 0:17:04.560 on each side that don't you know what? I even 0:17:04.680 --> 0:17:07.160 I've had these patches for a long time, right, Yeah, 0:17:07.359 --> 0:17:11.400 I've tried to grow a beer before I've even subconsciously 0:17:12.359 --> 0:17:17.600 was eating bussy and probably went like like I don't 0:17:17.600 --> 0:17:20.800 know when I did it, but I'm sure I have 0:17:21.280 --> 0:17:24.880 that you just tried to dip your face in the juice, 0:17:25.400 --> 0:17:31.520 the access more beard growing uh activations. I'm pretty sure 0:17:31.560 --> 0:17:34.600 I have. Like in my late twenties, I've probably thought 0:17:34.640 --> 0:17:38.440 about it mid eating bussy and with ah and so. 0:17:38.680 --> 0:17:41.240 But I'm I'm off of that. It's not real and 0:17:41.320 --> 0:17:43.960 we need to and it's still around. We need to. 0:17:44.640 --> 0:17:47.280 Each generation is passing into the youth like it's a 0:17:47.359 --> 0:17:49.040 nigger right now, I'm telling the young dude you need 0:17:49.040 --> 0:17:52.680 to go east mask. Yeah, and so you feel like, 0:17:53.359 --> 0:17:55.639 if I'm hearing you correctly, you feel like this is 0:17:55.680 --> 0:17:58.520 something that you are. You are not going to hand 0:17:58.560 --> 0:18:01.480 down to another generation. You're not if you hear some 0:18:01.600 --> 0:18:04.919 old dude telling some young cat this is what you 0:18:04.960 --> 0:18:06.680 need to do. Are you gonna be that dude who 0:18:06.720 --> 0:18:11.440 interrupts like, no, no, look at me, absolutely no. Get 0:18:11.440 --> 0:18:15.960 in your books, go to school, don't waste your time 0:18:16.520 --> 0:18:19.480 because it ain't gonna happen it all. It's all. Go 0:18:19.600 --> 0:18:21.760 to the barber, get the barber to run the clippers 0:18:21.800 --> 0:18:24.600 to your your face. I'm yeah, I'm definitely gonna be 0:18:24.680 --> 0:18:27.439 that old dude that's trying to kill that myth of 0:18:27.600 --> 0:18:29.840 that It's like when you split a pole with somebody 0:18:29.880 --> 0:18:32.040 and they're like, no, no, come back, come back. You're 0:18:32.040 --> 0:18:34.400 gonna you're gonna break up the you know, I'm definitely 0:18:34.400 --> 0:18:36.760 that guy, and you're gonna be like, no, the pole, 0:18:36.840 --> 0:18:40.679 shit ain't real, the pussy ain't ain't true. All of 0:18:40.720 --> 0:18:43.680 this is is a fallacy. Yeah, you know what, I 0:18:43.760 --> 0:18:46.359 believe in splitting the pole more than I believe in 0:18:46.359 --> 0:18:50.920 eating pussy. That's because I've I've bro I went to 0:18:51.000 --> 0:18:53.000 a whole pandemic with like I'm gonna let my face 0:18:53.000 --> 0:18:58.240 you're here gro and nothing nothing damn. Let me ask 0:18:58.280 --> 0:19:00.240 you this because I do think that the this is 0:19:00.280 --> 0:19:03.440 an interesting layer that I know for sure was never 0:19:03.480 --> 0:19:06.600 addressed when I was a kid. What do you do 0:19:07.280 --> 0:19:11.840 for a person who is gay or queer who doesn't 0:19:11.880 --> 0:19:14.919 eat pussy or at least you know, isn't eating pussy 0:19:15.000 --> 0:19:18.320 at that point, and they still grow facial here, they 0:19:18.320 --> 0:19:20.720 want to grow facial here. Does dick sucking do it too? 0:19:21.160 --> 0:19:26.600 Or is it strictly a heteronormative rule of law. I 0:19:27.160 --> 0:19:30.119 think it's just uh, I haven't even thought of you're 0:19:30.119 --> 0:19:32.800 saying if if gay nigs want to grow beard or 0:19:32.840 --> 0:19:35.520 they just have it. Yeah, if like if I if 0:19:35.280 --> 0:19:39.119 if a young gay man is fourteen, does he have 0:19:39.280 --> 0:19:42.280 to eat pussy for his beard to grow? Or is that? Uh? 0:19:42.359 --> 0:19:45.679 Does he have to sacrifice this actual like commitment to 0:19:45.800 --> 0:19:48.000 who he is in order to grow his beard? Or 0:19:48.040 --> 0:19:52.520 can he go suck a dick and earn that same beard? Hey, kid, 0:19:52.560 --> 0:19:55.360 you gotta take some batin something like. I don't know, 0:19:55.880 --> 0:19:59.040 I'm gonna tell it. Hey have something to get in marre. 0:19:59.200 --> 0:20:04.560 That's why you got sucking spar. I don't know what 0:20:04.960 --> 0:20:06.600 you know gay men do the grow the beer. I 0:20:06.640 --> 0:20:08.400 don't know you know any great man gay man that's 0:20:08.440 --> 0:20:11.879 trying to grow beer. I gotta some Alex, Alex seems 0:20:11.920 --> 0:20:16.040 like he's trying to grow a beard at all times. Now, 0:20:16.119 --> 0:20:21.359 Alex think it's just growing a ball spot he needs. Oh, 0:20:21.520 --> 0:20:25.560 he's gonna tear me up to say that. You don't 0:20:25.560 --> 0:20:28.720 want us to know. But yeah, we see, bald, bro, 0:20:29.000 --> 0:20:31.720 we see. But I think every nigg is trying to 0:20:33.160 --> 0:20:37.359 the I did buy bioton am I saying that we're right. Yeah, 0:20:38.040 --> 0:20:42.359 I brought all the beard oils literally during the pandemic. 0:20:42.560 --> 0:20:45.840 I think I've done it all, and I bought the 0:20:45.920 --> 0:20:50.040 rolling thing with the with the little spikes on the 0:20:50.119 --> 0:20:54.080 end of it. It was hurt. Is that a painful thing? No, 0:20:54.320 --> 0:20:56.399 it's just like a little pinch and you know you're 0:20:56.440 --> 0:21:00.399 do it and you put the oil on. Spend sixty 0:21:00.880 --> 0:21:04.760 on the beard, kid, bro, Like it's bullshit. I can't. 0:21:04.800 --> 0:21:08.960 I'm giving up. I've accepted my patches and all the 0:21:08.960 --> 0:21:13.199 pussies that I've eaten over the years. It's all fake. Literally, 0:21:13.240 --> 0:21:15.879 Probably that's when I was like, all right, this is 0:21:15.960 --> 0:21:18.919 this is fake. You've just been doing charity puss this 0:21:19.240 --> 0:21:23.359 entire time, just giving away free pussy and with no payoff. 0:21:24.000 --> 0:21:25.879 I guess a lady who likes you more than she 0:21:25.920 --> 0:21:28.520 would have otherwise. I go, I go home, and I 0:21:28.560 --> 0:21:30.439 see the girl and I always bring it up just 0:21:30.440 --> 0:21:33.520 to Annoyer, like I said, random places like everybody pussy 0:21:33.520 --> 0:21:38.000 and two grade. Like she's married with two kids and 0:21:38.080 --> 0:21:40.439 we just got this packing for every time she sees me, 0:21:40.480 --> 0:21:41.840 she I don't want it too a lot. But I 0:21:41.880 --> 0:21:43.919 go to Philly and we run into each other like 0:21:44.000 --> 0:21:46.080 at an event or something. I said that ship. She 0:21:46.240 --> 0:21:51.080 just goes, oh my god, I love that. I love 0:21:51.160 --> 0:21:54.160 that as like, uh, just a memory that you share 0:21:54.200 --> 0:21:57.000 with this person that like, I'll never let her live 0:21:57.040 --> 0:22:01.359 it down. She took advantage of Mek, advantage of me. 0:22:01.640 --> 0:22:04.800 I was I was a feeling burder. She did help 0:22:04.840 --> 0:22:08.760 me pass though helped you she didn't. She didn't help 0:22:08.800 --> 0:22:11.240 you do excel in this space, but she did help 0:22:11.280 --> 0:22:14.320 you make it. She did tutor me, and the pussy 0:22:14.560 --> 0:22:19.040 was always after Okay, good, that's so, you know, Carrot, 0:22:19.040 --> 0:22:22.280 at the end of the stick, she's doing the right thing. Absolutely, 0:22:22.560 --> 0:22:24.679 let me ask you this, and this will be my 0:22:24.760 --> 0:22:27.840 last question before we go to break. What do you 0:22:27.920 --> 0:22:31.760 think in terms of your family? Is your dad a 0:22:31.800 --> 0:22:34.040 man with a thick beard? Is he able to grow 0:22:34.080 --> 0:22:36.200 a beard? Are you do you have siblings that are 0:22:36.200 --> 0:22:38.800 able to fill in these spots. My brother and my 0:22:38.880 --> 0:22:43.480 dad definitely have beards, and my dad has a good 0:22:43.520 --> 0:22:48.200 gray beard that he has. My brother full black. You know, 0:22:48.240 --> 0:22:52.000 he's getting a little salt and pepper now full black beards. Yes, 0:22:52.400 --> 0:22:56.280 So it truly is just you where this is falling 0:22:56.320 --> 0:23:00.879 short in your genetic lineage. Absolutely, and my mom used 0:23:00.920 --> 0:23:02.719 to go I used to tell my mom because this 0:23:02.800 --> 0:23:05.520 was the thing I told my mom. She like, she like, 0:23:05.680 --> 0:23:07.720 she pointed out, like, oh, you got a little and 0:23:07.720 --> 0:23:09.960 then she goes, oh, that's just stress patches, what you're 0:23:09.960 --> 0:23:12.639 stressed about, Like that's what she would just write it 0:23:12.680 --> 0:23:15.960 off his stress. And I'm like, I'm actually happy a 0:23:16.040 --> 0:23:19.399 little bit. I don't know, I get to eat pussy 0:23:19.440 --> 0:23:22.280 every day. I don't know if you, but yeah, like 0:23:22.320 --> 0:23:25.240 she's just well, it's just a little stress patches. Such 0:23:25.280 --> 0:23:28.879 stress patches. It's just about like it's like, mom, you 0:23:29.080 --> 0:23:33.640 don't get it. That's not what's happening here. It's more complicated. Yeah. 0:23:34.240 --> 0:23:35.720 So yeah, a lot of a lot of men and 0:23:35.800 --> 0:23:38.639