Speaker 1: It's it's impressive because Philly, I think, besides Boston maybe
Speaker 1: is and it's a I think, a one for one
Speaker 1: in terms of how y'all hate and how often you
Speaker 1: hate ship. But but Philly is real good at hating people.
Speaker 1: But the the the new type of hate that you
Speaker 1: all have discovered for Ben Simmons is I think a masterful,
Speaker 1: uh sort of evolution. It's bringing a city together, bro,
Speaker 1: it's bringing it's bringing the city together. We're hanging out
Speaker 1: with the Pride boys. That was when we all been
Speaker 1: Simmons together, bro, just halfing each other up. Like Madam
Speaker 1: Ben Simmons. Ships are racist, ahostly money term stuff can't
Speaker 1: tell me. Yep, yep, yep, there it is. There it is.
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My
Speaker 1: Mama Told Me, the podcast where we died deep, deep
Speaker 1: into the pockets of black conspiracy theories and we finally
Speaker 1: work to prove that the music industry is intentionally drugging
Speaker 1: rappers with the name little in their title so that
Speaker 1: they stay small forever. Do you think that Little bow Wow,
Speaker 1: Little Wayne, Little Zine, all these people happened coincidentally? Hell no,
Speaker 1: Little Zine planned to be six ft five, but those
Speaker 1: goddamn super producers got in his cavassier and they turned
Speaker 1: that motherfucker into a tiny, little four ft seven petitue. Bitch.
Speaker 1: It's a goddamn shame what's happened into these rappers, and
Speaker 1: we've got to put a stop to it. I am
Speaker 1: your host, Langston Kerman as always coming in the way.
Speaker 1: I come in hot, baby, It's every single goddamn time.
Speaker 1: This is the way I behave and I am excited
Speaker 1: today because my guest, My god, he comes in hot too.
Speaker 1: I ain't listen. The man is funny. The man is funny.
Speaker 1: He always comes in hot. He doesn't know how to
Speaker 1: use technology, so you know he's gonna say some wild ship.
Speaker 1: He's not even aware of the rules of the Internet.
Speaker 1: This boy is so wild, but he's he's hilarious. You
Speaker 1: know him from that damn Michael Ja you know, and
Speaker 1: from Insecure, you know, and from Pause with Sam J.
Speaker 1: So many amazing fun shows and he's always hysterical. Please
Speaker 1: give it up from my guest, Mr Reggie Conquest. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: what's going on? What up? Doug? How you like? I
Speaker 1: know how to use as far as downloading impressing like
Speaker 1: play or snap. I'm still learning how to do reels. Man,
Speaker 1: I don't know how to do that. I'll be honest.
Speaker 1: I have not ventured into any of the eels. The
Speaker 1: TikTok's none of that ship. I downloaded TikTok one time.
Speaker 1: It was only for an hour and I got rid
Speaker 1: of it, and I'm like, this is way too much. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's a it's a scary transition. I think, like
Speaker 1: you really have to be down to commit to that ship.
Speaker 1: And I can't be the one, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I can't. Yeah, I'm not gonna do. After I do
Speaker 1: a video and then realize I have to do it
Speaker 1: a second time, I feel like an asshole, and then
Speaker 1: I just give up. Yeah, Yo, snaps is the ship.
Speaker 1: I think the best thing on the social media right
Speaker 1: now is snaps. Yes, like that's that's my favorite thing
Speaker 1: to use. Just go out. Yeah I can go on Instagram.
Speaker 1: Yeah I can get on Instagram if it wasn't for snaps.
Speaker 1: I love the snaps. Oh, you would completely walk away
Speaker 1: if you could. Just if it was only posting photos,
Speaker 1: You'll be like, no, I'm good, Yeah photos, I'm done posting.
Speaker 1: I'll post them every now and then, but the snaps
Speaker 1: are my ship. Yeah yeah, I gotta get back. I
Speaker 1: gotta snap more. I'll snap occasionally and it's fun, but
Speaker 1: I gotta get you are a heavy hitter in the
Speaker 1: snap game. I gotta get up to your level. I
Speaker 1: love the snap stuff. At first I wasn't, but now
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, let me just you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, Well, we don't have any more time to
Speaker 1: talk about social media shenanigans because you came today with
Speaker 1: a conspiracy theory that that I know I heard endlessly
Speaker 1: growing up, and I can't wait to talk to you about.
Speaker 1: You said, my mama told me eating makes your big grow. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: that's a myth. That's a conspiracy I've heard all through
Speaker 1: my even now. You know how crazy that was the
Speaker 1: type to your producer like she I was like, yo,
Speaker 1: I don't even know how to save this, Like I
Speaker 1: was like, how do you? Why we And that's the
Speaker 1: first thing that came to mind, because, as you know,
Speaker 1: I've been trying to grow beer for a long time,
Speaker 1: trying to be uh a phi niked because that's that's
Speaker 1: I feel like that is quite essential. Philly is to
Speaker 1: grow a thick beard. Yeah, and you know that's in
Speaker 1: But I got patches, and every time I post my beard,
Speaker 1: I get messages you gotta you gotta eat pussy, You
Speaker 1: gotta eat pussy. Eat enough as it's the same ship
Speaker 1: every time, or some girl like i'll help you girl
Speaker 1: beer Like yeah, he's just trying to get your pussy.
Speaker 1: I'm not just going. So it's been around for years
Speaker 1: and we need to dat it. Dat it. I literally
Speaker 1: heard that when I was a kid and thought that
Speaker 1: I had to eat pussy to get a mustache or
Speaker 1: a facial. Yeah. Young and old say the same ship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well that's it's a wild thing if we can track
Speaker 1: it backwards to what you're talking about right now. It's
Speaker 1: a wild thing. The age at which this conversation is introduced.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean that? Like I was
Speaker 1: like twelve thirteen when the first person was like, hey, man,
Speaker 1: if you want a mustache, this is what you gotta do.
Speaker 1: And it's like, I'm twelve, I don't want a mustache,
Speaker 1: and if I do want one, you don't matter. I ain't.
Speaker 1: Nobody's just like taking me as like a big man,
Speaker 1: like I'm a kid. Yeah, it's like, yeah, when I
Speaker 1: first I remember hearing it when I first started to grow,
Speaker 1: like some peach fuzz, and then from old dudes like
Speaker 1: to look at the young boy. You you have to
Speaker 1: eat pussy, like like some old dude, like one of
Speaker 1: my dad's friends. Even my dad would be on it
Speaker 1: like they'll do that, my dad. Yeah, you know, I
Speaker 1: wasn't eating pussy at all. That wasn't even in my mind. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's also I think to that same point, when I
Speaker 1: was thinking about sex, it wasn't the first version of
Speaker 1: sex that I was interested in or even considering, like
Speaker 1: eating pussy. I had to earn that. I had to
Speaker 1: fuck a couple of women, be wh I I fully
Speaker 1: felt like, okay, I could try some other ship. I
Speaker 1: was still figuring out how to like get it in
Speaker 1: and keep it alive long enough to do it. I
Speaker 1: was a fat nigger, like growing up, fat kid, fat nigga,
Speaker 1: so I had I started out eating pussy just just whoa, yeah,
Speaker 1: just like cold water. Goddamn minute, you're telling me the
Speaker 1: first thing you did was the pussy. Yeah, I had
Speaker 1: to eat pussy to get pussy. I was. I was
Speaker 1: that fat kid. I was that fat. Yeah, dog dog
Speaker 1: In tenth grade. I remember I was eating this senior
Speaker 1: out who was supposed to be tutoring me. I lost
Speaker 1: my I lost my virginie in tenth grade. Right took
Speaker 1: me a while, but I was eating this girl out
Speaker 1: who was supposed to be tutoring me. She was a senior,
Speaker 1: and I just started. I was just eating her out, like,
Speaker 1: you know, that's just that was my first whoa dog?
Speaker 1: And that then later on, you know, I lost my
Speaker 1: virginity to her. But for like a year straight, she
Speaker 1: was supposed to be tutoring me, and she was like
Speaker 1: she was and she was like she was dope, like
Speaker 1: she was I at the time, I'm in tenth grade.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I thought I was cool and I'm like
Speaker 1: my first like, yeah, y'all sucking. I'm like yeah, but
Speaker 1: I wasn't having I didn't penetrate, were just looking at all.
Speaker 1: You were just pleasuring her and then uh tucking your
Speaker 1: penis in your belt like And I thought I was
Speaker 1: cool ship because she was bad. She was a senior
Speaker 1: and I was just like this, but I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: real with you. I can't tell if that's the story
Speaker 1: of a hero or a psychopath. For the first thing
Speaker 1: you do sexually to be eating pussy, the first thing
Speaker 1: like and that you know, growing up watching imploring, that's
Speaker 1: what they did. So I'm like, all right, bet, yeah,
Speaker 1: nobody's ever gonna accuse you of not loving women, man,
Speaker 1: just and i want to clarify some of this because
Speaker 1: I'm sure I'm gonna get pushed back from a bunch
Speaker 1: of people. It's not the question of whether or not
Speaker 1: eating pussy is a good thing. It's a lovely thing
Speaker 1: that I enjoyed quite a bit. But as a young man,
Speaker 1: it is not something that we are trained to feel
Speaker 1: comfortable with. We're not encouraged to do it. It's a
Speaker 1: thing that we associate with facial here. But it also
Speaker 1: was a thing that we're shamed for if we do
Speaker 1: too earlier to uh frivolously all that. Oh yeah, that
Speaker 1: was a thing like being eating pussy in high school?
Speaker 1: Was you ashamed? Yes, like you was definitely shamed. So
Speaker 1: I didn't want to I didn't tell my friends that
Speaker 1: I was eating a pussy, right, I'm like, yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: we know, but I absolutely was. And she taught me
Speaker 1: she would like this, like this, like this, And I
Speaker 1: did that for a while, and then we like had
Speaker 1: sex like yeah twice, and then that was like how
Speaker 1: I lost my regim whoa. So after the sex, she
Speaker 1: she bailed on you. She left you after that after
Speaker 1: like we had the second time, because this was off
Speaker 1: into the summer, graduation or whatever. Yeah, she had other
Speaker 1: ship and I was barely making it into a leventh
Speaker 1: grade because the tutoring wasn't helping. Yeah, the tutor wasn't helping.
Speaker 1: So you know, she eventually moved off, but she definitely
Speaker 1: gave me some pussy after that because I was eating
Speaker 1: her out almost every time we had a session, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Goddamn, I wanted to. I was like,
Speaker 1: my friends think I'm sucking this this fine senior and
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, and you're not not like you're getting
Speaker 1: some sex sexual activity. It's just not what your friends
Speaker 1: think it is. Yeah. It took me a while to
Speaker 1: even admit this, Like I told my friends later, like
Speaker 1: I wasn't I was what. I didn't admit that until
Speaker 1: I was like thirty. You know what I mean, him,
Speaker 1: this is wow, this is intent. All that time I
Speaker 1: was hearing that theory, and I wasn't growing facial hair.
Speaker 1: I just always heard it. Yeah, So at that point,
Speaker 1: as as you are fully eating pussy at fifteen and
Speaker 1: attempting to not only pleasure or the older woman, but
Speaker 1: also grow some facial hair, it's not working. Do you
Speaker 1: then dismiss the theory? Are you then like this is bullshit.
Speaker 1: I don't believe it. I'm over it. No. I started
Speaker 1: to even hearing it in middle school, and I started
Speaker 1: to believe it because at in my tenth grade I
Speaker 1: started I started to have a mustache. So when I
Speaker 1: when I was eating Lizzy, I was proud of it, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know it works. It's at that time I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's true, Like I got like mustache, bro, like you can't.
Speaker 1: Then my gotie started to grow, and I was always
Speaker 1: a gotee guy, so I'm like, yeah, this should It's efficient,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Right? So you are growing
Speaker 1: that more as chestnut and you're like, yeah, I got it,
Speaker 1: I'm doing it. Yeah, absolutely, damn Okay. And at any point,
Speaker 1: I guess and this is this is always where I
Speaker 1: feel curious about this. At any point did anyone come
Speaker 1: into your life and try to overrule this argument, because
Speaker 1: I feel like I distinctly remember being in health class,
Speaker 1: and this dude Walter asking our health teacher if this
Speaker 1: was true, if eating pussy meant that you could grow
Speaker 1: facial hair. And I think I remember our health teacher
Speaker 1: either kicking him out of class or telling us that
Speaker 1: it's hormones that are hormones are the thing that make
Speaker 1: us grow facial hair and eating pussy had nothing to
Speaker 1: do with it. She might have done both. She might
Speaker 1: have dismissed it and also kicked Walter out of class.
Speaker 1: She kicked him out for that. I would have been
Speaker 1: all ears for that answer, sure, but you know, I
Speaker 1: think it was probably the way he asked that that
Speaker 1: didn't sit right in her spirit. It wasn't the question
Speaker 1: as much of it, and being like, hey but what
Speaker 1: about eating pussy? Though? And then he that probably killed
Speaker 1: in the classroom too. It probably was. It probably was
Speaker 1: so worth getting kicked out. Listen, I don't remember his
Speaker 1: name on accident. That was the funniest motherfucker I ever
Speaker 1: met at that point in my life. So you know, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm curious, did anybody come into your life and try
Speaker 1: to dismiss this, this fact, this theory. I've never heard
Speaker 1: of dismissal of it, like I've never heard of that's
Speaker 1: not true. I've never heard like women, grown women are
Speaker 1: saying this today when I complain about my patches, Like
Speaker 1: I'm getting messages from chicks that want to get the
Speaker 1: pussy it Obviously I don't know, but it's always it's
Speaker 1: like a flirty thing to go, I could help you,
Speaker 1: or you're not You're not doing it right, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? I get I get those messages or
Speaker 1: even some guys, bro, you pussy, bro. And this is
Speaker 1: well into our thirties and it's still this bro like
Speaker 1: it's crazy. Now see that you ain't doing it right.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hold on. That's how they get you, because
Speaker 1: that that's a long scam that a woman is pulling me.
Speaker 1: She goes, look, hey, I know you've been doing it already,
Speaker 1: but I could teach you a secret that otherwise you
Speaker 1: know you ain't doing And the reality is if you've
Speaker 1: been needing pussy since fifteen, you've done all the things.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, it's just at that point you're trying to
Speaker 1: take advantage of me right now, like anyway you ain't
Speaker 1: doing it right. It's bullshit because then I'm like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll show you. I bet you, I will like, no,
Speaker 1: I think I'm doing it just fine. Dam I think
Speaker 1: whatever is happening in my body won't allow this to
Speaker 1: happen the way that I would like it to. Nothing.
Speaker 1: Nothing in your magic puss is gonna like transform my
Speaker 1: facial hair into you know you ain't doing it right.
Speaker 1: I'll help you all that, ship all that. Can you
Speaker 1: imagine if it was reversed like sure and I just
Speaker 1: I just take it. I go all right, like I
Speaker 1: you know, I like you to keep it moving. But
Speaker 1: it was reversed. If I said that to a woman,
Speaker 1: you got it's like what well I will say, I
Speaker 1: will say in defensive women, there is that stereotype. And
Speaker 1: we had an episode about this in the past. Was
Speaker 1: the sheer about fucking making you get a bigger butt
Speaker 1: that like if you damn, I forgot about if you
Speaker 1: smash you get a bigger booty. That is the lady
Speaker 1: equivalent to that, Like I think so, I think that's
Speaker 1: the one for one for sure. Oh ship, damn, I
Speaker 1: forgot about that one. Now. I think if we were smarter,
Speaker 1: what we would have said was like, hey, if you
Speaker 1: suck my dick, it'll make your mustache go away. Like
Speaker 1: you know how you're doing, Yeah, Dick, to make that mustache.
Speaker 1: This is I don't know a lot of women with mustache,
Speaker 1: but I wish I did so I could say that, yeah,
Speaker 1: to mess around with some older women, like a nice
Speaker 1: fifty year old five year old you know, Angelina, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you will get rid of us. So that's so funny. Okay,
Speaker 1: So so you you believe in this, you you follow
Speaker 1: through with this, you continue to stay committed to the
Speaker 1: eating pussy as a tool for growing facial hair. At
Speaker 1: what point, because now it sounds like you're pretty convinced
Speaker 1: that that isn't the case at one point as you
Speaker 1: jump off the eating pussy for facial hair train, WHOA
Speaker 1: through my own trials and like, I still can't grow
Speaker 1: a beer. So I'm like, um, thirty four now, and
Speaker 1: I've tried to go a beer for the last year,
Speaker 1: and I can grow everything around, but it's two matches
Speaker 1: on each side that don't you know what? I even
Speaker 1: I've had these patches for a long time, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've tried to grow a beer before I've even subconsciously
Speaker 1: was eating bussy and probably went like like I don't
Speaker 1: know when I did it, but I'm sure I have
Speaker 1: that you just tried to dip your face in the juice,
Speaker 1: the access more beard growing uh activations. I'm pretty sure
Speaker 1: I have. Like in my late twenties, I've probably thought
Speaker 1: about it mid eating bussy and with ah and so.
Speaker 1: But I'm I'm off of that. It's not real and
Speaker 1: we need to and it's still around. We need to.
Speaker 1: Each generation is passing into the youth like it's a
Speaker 1: nigger right now, I'm telling the young dude you need
Speaker 1: to go east mask. Yeah, and so you feel like,
Speaker 1: if I'm hearing you correctly, you feel like this is
Speaker 1: something that you are. You are not going to hand
Speaker 1: down to another generation. You're not if you hear some
Speaker 1: old dude telling some young cat this is what you
Speaker 1: need to do. Are you gonna be that dude who
Speaker 1: interrupts like, no, no, look at me, absolutely no. Get
Speaker 1: in your books, go to school, don't waste your time
Speaker 1: because it ain't gonna happen it all. It's all. Go
Speaker 1: to the barber, get the barber to run the clippers
Speaker 1: to your your face. I'm yeah, I'm definitely gonna be
Speaker 1: that old dude that's trying to kill that myth of
Speaker 1: that It's like when you split a pole with somebody
Speaker 1: and they're like, no, no, come back, come back. You're
Speaker 1: gonna you're gonna break up the you know, I'm definitely
Speaker 1: that guy, and you're gonna be like, no, the pole,
Speaker 1: shit ain't real, the pussy ain't ain't true. All of
Speaker 1: this is is a fallacy. Yeah, you know what, I
Speaker 1: believe in splitting the pole more than I believe in
Speaker 1: eating pussy. That's because I've I've bro I went to
Speaker 1: a whole pandemic with like I'm gonna let my face
Speaker 1: you're here gro and nothing nothing damn. Let me ask
Speaker 1: you this because I do think that the this is
Speaker 1: an interesting layer that I know for sure was never
Speaker 1: addressed when I was a kid. What do you do
Speaker 1: for a person who is gay or queer who doesn't
Speaker 1: eat pussy or at least you know, isn't eating pussy
Speaker 1: at that point, and they still grow facial here, they
Speaker 1: want to grow facial here. Does dick sucking do it too?
Speaker 1: Or is it strictly a heteronormative rule of law. I
Speaker 1: think it's just uh, I haven't even thought of you're
Speaker 1: saying if if gay nigs want to grow beard or
Speaker 1: they just have it. Yeah, if like if I if
Speaker 1: if a young gay man is fourteen, does he have
Speaker 1: to eat pussy for his beard to grow? Or is that? Uh?
Speaker 1: Does he have to sacrifice this actual like commitment to
Speaker 1: who he is in order to grow his beard? Or
Speaker 1: can he go suck a dick and earn that same beard? Hey, kid,
Speaker 1: you gotta take some batin something like. I don't know,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell it. Hey have something to get in marre.
Speaker 1: That's why you got sucking spar. I don't know what
Speaker 1: you know gay men do the grow the beer. I
Speaker 1: don't know you know any great man gay man that's
Speaker 1: trying to grow beer. I gotta some Alex, Alex seems
Speaker 1: like he's trying to grow a beard at all times. Now,
Speaker 1: Alex think it's just growing a ball spot he needs. Oh,
Speaker 1: he's gonna tear me up to say that. You don't
Speaker 1: want us to know. But yeah, we see, bald, bro,
Speaker 1: we see. But I think every nigg is trying to
Speaker 1: the I did buy bioton am I saying that we're right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I brought all the beard oils literally during the pandemic.
Speaker 1: I think I've done it all, and I bought the
Speaker 1: rolling thing with the with the little spikes on the
Speaker 1: end of it. It was hurt. Is that a painful thing? No,
Speaker 1: it's just like a little pinch and you know you're
Speaker 1: do it and you put the oil on. Spend sixty
Speaker 1: on the beard, kid, bro, Like it's bullshit. I can't.
Speaker 1: I'm giving up. I've accepted my patches and all the
Speaker 1: pussies that I've eaten over the years. It's all fake. Literally,
Speaker 1: Probably that's when I was like, all right, this is
Speaker 1: this is fake. You've just been doing charity puss this
Speaker 1: entire time, just giving away free pussy and with no payoff.
Speaker 1: I guess a lady who likes you more than she
Speaker 1: would have otherwise. I go, I go home, and I
Speaker 1: see the girl and I always bring it up just
Speaker 1: to Annoyer, like I said, random places like everybody pussy
Speaker 1: and two grade. Like she's married with two kids and
Speaker 1: we just got this packing for every time she sees me,
Speaker 1: she I don't want it too a lot. But I
Speaker 1: go to Philly and we run into each other like
Speaker 1: at an event or something. I said that ship. She
Speaker 1: just goes, oh my god, I love that. I love
Speaker 1: that as like, uh, just a memory that you share
Speaker 1: with this person that like, I'll never let her live
Speaker 1: it down. She took advantage of Mek, advantage of me.
Speaker 1: I was I was a feeling burder. She did help
Speaker 1: me pass though helped you she didn't. She didn't help
Speaker 1: you do excel in this space, but she did help
Speaker 1: you make it. She did tutor me, and the pussy
Speaker 1: was always after Okay, good, that's so, you know, Carrot,
Speaker 1: at the end of the stick, she's doing the right thing. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: let me ask you this, and this will be my
Speaker 1: last question before we go to break. What do you
Speaker 1: think in terms of your family? Is your dad a
Speaker 1: man with a thick beard? Is he able to grow
Speaker 1: a beard? Are you do you have siblings that are
Speaker 1: able to fill in these spots. My brother and my
Speaker 1: dad definitely have beards, and my dad has a good
Speaker 1: gray beard that he has. My brother full black. You know,
Speaker 1: he's getting a little salt and pepper now full black beards. Yes,
Speaker 1: So it truly is just you where this is falling
Speaker 1: short in your genetic lineage. Absolutely, and my mom used
Speaker 1: to go I used to tell my mom because this
Speaker 1: was the thing I told my mom. She like, she like,
Speaker 1: she pointed out, like, oh, you got a little and
Speaker 1: then she goes, oh, that's just stress patches, what you're
Speaker 1: stressed about, Like that's what she would just write it
Speaker 1: off his stress. And I'm like, I'm actually happy a
Speaker 1: little bit. I don't know, I get to eat pussy
Speaker 1: every day. I don't know if you, but yeah, like
Speaker 1: she's just well, it's just a little stress patches. Such
Speaker 1: stress patches. It's just about like it's like, mom, you
Speaker 1: don't get it. That's not what's happening here. It's more complicated. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So yeah, a lot of a lot of men and
Speaker 1: my family do have beards. A lot of them have beards.
Speaker 1: You do not. And and frankly, we don't know why
Speaker 1: we we This may just be the Reggie Conquest curse,
Speaker 1: or there might be something more scientific behind it. I
Speaker 1: think because I left you. I think because I moved
Speaker 1: out of Philly. Maybe I don't know. Uh, curse you
Speaker 1: needed more of that Philly water to percolated your body
Speaker 1: to help finish you. Yeah, absolutely heartbreaking if true. All right,
Speaker 1: we're gonna take a break. We're gonna be back with
Speaker 1: more Reggie Conquests more, my mama told me. And we
Speaker 1: are back. Yeah, we're back here. We're more Reggie conquests more.
Speaker 1: My mama told me, we're still talking about that infamous
Speaker 1: conspiracy theory that you'll grow a thick, healthy beard if
Speaker 1: you put your face in someone's mound, and it turns
Speaker 1: out for Reggie at least, that's not true at all.
Speaker 1: Do you feel like if you start to grow a beard, now,
Speaker 1: if suddenly those patches that you've been referring to this
Speaker 1: entire time start to finally fill in, you'll be at peace?
Speaker 1: Do you think that's the difference maker for you finally
Speaker 1: being able to rest? Like Thanos? Absolutely? Or Yo, I'd
Speaker 1: be like, I just I just cut it off recently, right,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, all right, you know what, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: give it another girl, Like I'm I'm gonna let it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna see how far I can go. This time.
Speaker 1: I'm still actively using the roller. I don't use the oil,
Speaker 1: but I'll still actively use the roller and brush my face.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, and it's so bad, bro, because sometimes
Speaker 1: I look in the mirror like, oh I see a
Speaker 1: little like I still did it. So it's like, I
Speaker 1: think it would put me at peace if these patches
Speaker 1: grew in, And you know, I can turn to the
Speaker 1: side and not look crazy. Yeah, I will say, first
Speaker 1: of all, I think you have a better beard than
Speaker 1: you're giving yourself it for. I think I think the patches,
Speaker 1: oh no, they're they're they're very clearly bald patches. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna play you and say that they're that, but
Speaker 1: I will say that with a good fading from a barber,
Speaker 1: they can make it look like that's some like sexy
Speaker 1: ship you tried to do on purpose. One time, my
Speaker 1: barber he did a great job on it, like it
Speaker 1: blew me away because I really was like, yo, it
Speaker 1: really got to be like I was really excited. But
Speaker 1: he has never done it that cool again, like he
Speaker 1: oh I hate that. Yeah, Like one day he was
Speaker 1: just on and it's never looked, it's never got he
Speaker 1: never got back to that. That's hard break, I always say,
Speaker 1: because there are those days when we all experienced it
Speaker 1: where your barber fucking nails it, where you're just like,
Speaker 1: dog do this every time, And they are artists in
Speaker 1: the same way that we are artists in that like
Speaker 1: I've had sets that I'm never gonna be able to replicate,
Speaker 1: and it just that was just the where I just
Speaker 1: I was on point. The crowd was perfect. Everything was
Speaker 1: aligned in a way that you know, the nigga's beer
Speaker 1: got lined up perfectly for this dude, never never again
Speaker 1: he got it. Damn that's heartbreaking. Let's let's talk through
Speaker 1: some of this research, because I do think some of
Speaker 1: this is actually, frankly, gonna be a little bit disappointing
Speaker 1: to you, because, as it turns out, this theory is
Speaker 1: not as false as uh, you wanted to be that.
Speaker 1: Yeah that I did some digging, and I I similarly
Speaker 1: thought this was complete bullshit. But but and it's more
Speaker 1: complicated than I think a lot of people are giving
Speaker 1: it credit. But I'll explain. Testosterone. You know, the the
Speaker 1: hormone that that is sort of most common in men,
Speaker 1: the one that men are most commonly associated with, is
Speaker 1: a hormone largely responsible for beard growth. And as it
Speaker 1: turns out, one of the best ways to increase your
Speaker 1: body's testosterone is either through sex or through the promise
Speaker 1: of sex. M get the funk out of here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: apparently I'm about to say, don't. I thought you were
Speaker 1: gonna say. You guys, because I'm a squatting motherfucker, I
Speaker 1: know I'll be squatting, So I'm like, because that that
Speaker 1: builds your testosterone too. Yes, you're absolutely correct. It's not
Speaker 1: just squats, but any physical activity apparently is helpful in
Speaker 1: building up your testosterone. And also eating a healthy diet
Speaker 1: and better hygiene are both things that apparently can help
Speaker 1: with the test boosting. My diet is trash, and that's
Speaker 1: something that's something that I have never completely worked on.
Speaker 1: Like maybe that yo, you're about to make me like,
Speaker 1: because that's the one thing that I've never changed. So
Speaker 1: maybe that's the missing Maybe that's that's that puzzle piece
Speaker 1: that's sitting on your face, is just eating more grapes
Speaker 1: and less French fries, and yo yo, that that that's
Speaker 1: gonna have me in my head? Yeah, all right, Like
Speaker 1: do you really want this beard? Or do you really
Speaker 1: want this milkshake? These are the questions you're gonna be
Speaker 1: asking yourself. That's gonna make me start from scratch, like
Speaker 1: I'm gonna cut this stubble off. Higher nutrition is and
Speaker 1: then go like that's gonna make me start all over again,
Speaker 1: broy Because when I read the squat thing about testosterone,
Speaker 1: because I was doing some research just like I've struggled
Speaker 1: with wait for a long time. So you know, the
Speaker 1: testosterone from squatting, that's all I'll be doing. I want
Speaker 1: my testosterone though, but I never thought it would Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, yeah, it's it's a it's a weird thing
Speaker 1: that apparently just exercising increases your testosterone and then eat
Speaker 1: the better we're treating ourselves. Apparently our testosterone as men
Speaker 1: seems to to rise. Now that isn't said necessarily enough
Speaker 1: to transform your entire facial hair situation. They say basically
Speaker 1: that like it can stimulate growth, but it's stimulating and
Speaker 1: this is the catch to all of this. It's stimulating
Speaker 1: growth of body hair in total, so men are more
Speaker 1: likely to grow hair on our faces. But it also
Speaker 1: means that like we could end up. You know, you
Speaker 1: increase your testosterone, you're growing chest there, You're growing back hair,
Speaker 1: You're growing hair on your gooch, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like it's hair everywhere. Yeah, that's the thing. I'm not there.
Speaker 1: I'm not a hairy deu. So I always put that
Speaker 1: on the Oh that's why I can't grow here. I
Speaker 1: don't have hair on my chest. I'm not the harryus
Speaker 1: I've been told. I'm not Harry and I'm not. I'm not. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not a Harry. See I I am
Speaker 1: completely hairless on my my upper body. And then Harry
Speaker 1: is fuck on my lord, Like everything below the belt
Speaker 1: is fucking wild down there, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's weird. Everybody's body is different. But it turns out,
Speaker 1: you know, your body is gonna kind of re at
Speaker 1: least have a reaction related to the way your body
Speaker 1: hair grows in relation to you eating better and treating
Speaker 1: yourself better. Hey man, that's gonna make me start from scratch.
Speaker 1: That just that just gave me hope. Like a little
Speaker 1: part of me thinks about the time I'm like forty five,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a full beard, and I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: in the best I'm gonna be in the best shape
Speaker 1: of my life. I think it's possible, if you really
Speaker 1: are down to commit yourself, you you could grow that
Speaker 1: beard the way you want to. Here's where it gets
Speaker 1: a little complicated is that they also say that while
Speaker 1: these things can't have an an effect, it is not
Speaker 1: the ultimate decider, and whether or not you grow a
Speaker 1: thick beard ultimately the the decider, and whether or not
Speaker 1: you grow a thick beard is genetics. That's the end
Speaker 1: of the sort of conversation in all of this. If
Speaker 1: you have a family filled with thick beard people, then
Speaker 1: you're probably gonna grow a thick beard, and if you don't,
Speaker 1: you're probably not. Yeah, you know what, I've heard that
Speaker 1: with like hair, right, like, like I have a nice
Speaker 1: head of hair, and I hope I always wear a hat.
Speaker 1: But they always ago, well, what's your mom? Is your mom?
Speaker 1: How's your mom's hair or whatever? And I go, I
Speaker 1: don't know. My mom wears wigs, but my dad, So yeah,
Speaker 1: that was equated with you. I never understood that either.
Speaker 1: So apparently, as I understand it, whether or not you
Speaker 1: the balding gene, I guess is passed down through your
Speaker 1: mother and through your mother's father, So your mother's father
Speaker 1: is a better gauge of whether or not you will
Speaker 1: go bald rather than your own father, if that makes sense.
Speaker 1: Or yeah, my dad, my dad just went bald. I
Speaker 1: think I think every that that that boomers generation just
Speaker 1: all because my dad will just start shaving his head. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he didn't start going bald. He just started shaving his head.
Speaker 1: He's bald man. Yeah, so for years similarly, I I
Speaker 1: thought because my grand my mother's father, who I never
Speaker 1: met really, but this is not that I would see
Speaker 1: like pictures of him and ship and he was always
Speaker 1: bald in every pick sure, And so I just assumed
Speaker 1: that he was bald. And then I ended up talking
Speaker 1: to my mom one time about it, and she was like, oh, no,
Speaker 1: John wasn't bald. He just opted to shave his head
Speaker 1: because he was like hot or whatever. It's like, oh
Speaker 1: that they came from a generation where niggas didn't care
Speaker 1: about haircuts that much, so they did what they wanted
Speaker 1: to do with their helps. Yeah. Absolutely. I was talking
Speaker 1: about walking my dad got the cream ones in and
Speaker 1: he just just shaving it off, and I'm like, all right,
Speaker 1: but now I'm like he should just do that, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he could have had hair. He's just volunteered to be bald. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a that's something that's not tolerating now, like not
Speaker 1: at all, Like no, and if you are, it better
Speaker 1: be because because you had to be, not because you
Speaker 1: just opted into it. Yeah. Yeah, Okay. So genetics are
Speaker 1: the biggest determined or sort of like determined or how
Speaker 1: this goes, which explains why and we know historic. There
Speaker 1: are plenty of examples, people like a DJ Khalid for example,
Speaker 1: who is who has been so outspoken about not munching
Speaker 1: on puts? Truly, there hasn't been a more vocal person historically.
Speaker 1: It also is able to grow such a thick, healthy beard.
Speaker 1: He should be well he he has a beer. But
Speaker 1: sometimes I see beer and I go, that's a lot
Speaker 1: of dam on them on that on that face. I
Speaker 1: can't stand that. My barber tried to do that one time.
Speaker 1: He's like, you want to die he I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: I don't want that, Like, let me let me just
Speaker 1: rock this patch. I'd rather have a patch to put
Speaker 1: the d on me. Yeah, I don't. I don't like
Speaker 1: when it's too lined up to the point that it
Speaker 1: starts to look like it just looks fictitious, Like I
Speaker 1: kind of want to look like I could still have
Speaker 1: a reasonable conversation with you and not not feel like
Speaker 1: I'm flexing, you know what I mean? So that those
Speaker 1: beards really dudes used to get that in high school
Speaker 1: coming but to die you know, Yeah, it reminds me
Speaker 1: of and we're the same age, so I'm sure you
Speaker 1: remember this. There was that period in high school where
Speaker 1: like getting a fade with the perm was real like
Speaker 1: popular ship where like everybody like every ditty and loon
Speaker 1: and all THEMN cats, like basically we're like finger It
Speaker 1: was almost finger waving. They're fucking like like Caesar's and
Speaker 1: it just was a weird vibe where we're being too
Speaker 1: cute for my taste. Yeah, it was. I remember Die
Speaker 1: was huge in high school. Died, putting Die in your
Speaker 1: hair and and you know, the do rags and it
Speaker 1: was huge. Beers wasn't even a thing. I don't even
Speaker 1: think as beards. I feel like beards have grown like
Speaker 1: that over the past ten years, where it's like you
Speaker 1: gotta have beers, a cool six four beer, blah blah blah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've never had this pressure of one and ada. I've
Speaker 1: always been the gotee guy. You know that you feel
Speaker 1: like this is pressure, Like this is pressure. You see
Speaker 1: all these people don't matter if you don't got a
Speaker 1: beard with it. Bro, Damn like you're being attacked. So
Speaker 1: whatever is happening in your inboxes? Wild bro, because this
Speaker 1: got you stressed them in a way that I never anticipated. Okay,
Speaker 1: here's where things get even more interesting because we talked
Speaker 1: about the testosterone being the way that you potentially can
Speaker 1: up your chances of growing a beard. But where it
Speaker 1: gets even more complicated is that an overproduction of testosterone
Speaker 1: then turning into d HT, another hormone in your body,
Speaker 1: can actually be the thing that leads to hair lost.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, which implies that there is
Speaker 1: the chance that a person could eat too much pussy
Speaker 1: and find themselves bald headed, I guess, with a beard,
Speaker 1: but certainly no longer uh, the the full headed person
Speaker 1: they were before. Yeah, I think I can see that
Speaker 1: because I always equate hair loss to sports teams. Like
Speaker 1: I always tell my friends, I go, yo, do you
Speaker 1: all like your hairlines? Don't worry about the Sixers? Don't
Speaker 1: worry about don't worry about Ben Simmons. Like I'm in
Speaker 1: a group chat with my Philadelphia friends and I go, dog,
Speaker 1: we are gonna lose. You're gonna start losing your hairline
Speaker 1: if we keep using about this nigger. Yo. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: as mad as I get about Ben Simmons in the
Speaker 1: basketball team. I'm like, I tell him the breedecause I
Speaker 1: equate hair loss a lot with sports teams. Yeah. And
Speaker 1: then like if I see somebody balld in in Philly
Speaker 1: that I know him like you watching them ease games,
Speaker 1: You're getting too caught up to it. So there's no
Speaker 1: way that this is gonna help you grow more hair
Speaker 1: by sitting here worried about if Ben Simmons goes to
Speaker 1: training camp or not. Yeah, dog, I'm so over. I
Speaker 1: want them gone. I want him. I hate him Simmons.
Speaker 1: If it makes you feel better, he hates you too.
Speaker 1: He truly could not be more resentful of He doesn't.
Speaker 1: He does not, and we all hate that equally. I've
Speaker 1: never seen it. I've never seen that. Like he's the
Speaker 1: most handed dude in Philadelphia right now, all right, So yeah,
Speaker 1: I believe that that can happen. So with that, it
Speaker 1: got me basically thinking that at the core of this conversation,
Speaker 1: it seems like there really is a sweet spot of
Speaker 1: eating a reasonable a reasonable amount of pussy, do you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like, you don't want to do
Speaker 1: too much. You don't want to be one of those
Speaker 1: weirdos who like claims they exclusively like eating pussy and
Speaker 1: don't even need any other interactions. But then you also
Speaker 1: don't want to be like that fucking you know loser
Speaker 1: who's like, I don't do that because it's yucky. It's
Speaker 1: not yucky, it's delightful. Find the happy medium and be
Speaker 1: a reasonable person. And I can't believe I'm hopefully nobody
Speaker 1: in around me is like that was like, what grow up? Nigga? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like even when that college ship came out, I was
Speaker 1: like he I thought he was bullshrank right, that he
Speaker 1: was just teasing or something. He stood on that. No,
Speaker 1: he's He's a real weird motherfucker. I once winch too. Uh.
Speaker 1: I was shooting something at the All Star Game one
Speaker 1: year and DJ Kalu was coaching the celebrity game and
Speaker 1: it was him and Fat Joe coaching together, and by
Speaker 1: about eight minutes into the game, Dj Khali was just
Speaker 1: asleep on the bitch while Fat Joe pretended to know
Speaker 1: how to coach a basketball team. It was it was
Speaker 1: a wild ride to watch the whole thing. That's hilarious. Okay,
Speaker 1: more information that I I sort of found myself digging
Speaker 1: into because all of this is so male centric that
Speaker 1: a part of me started to wonder, what are the
Speaker 1: sex effects for hair growth in women? Do you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like? How does how does sex affect
Speaker 1: the way women's hair grows out in the world, and
Speaker 1: as it turns out, estrogen, which is the the lead
Speaker 1: hormone for women, also helps with hair health. Doing the
Speaker 1: deed caused this blood flow, which leads to an oxygen
Speaker 1: boost that helps skin and hair. That's that's apparently it
Speaker 1: goes both ways. They get thicker hair, we get thicker beards,
Speaker 1: all because the bone in each other. Mm hmm okay, okay,
Speaker 1: So a chick with a low cut or crow, that's
Speaker 1: how you can get some pussy too. Like, hey, you
Speaker 1: want to hear it grow with girls. I grew up
Speaker 1: with girls that didn't have like, you know, the fight,
Speaker 1: and you don't have a girl with girl like when
Speaker 1: no edges, but they got fun. That's what that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And apparently if you want to help our edges come back,
Speaker 1: the best thing you can offer her is some good dick.
Speaker 1: That's that's what they're saying. That's just when no hair
Speaker 1: is getting bad, like they're not getting tragic and that's
Speaker 1: why I'm just slipping away her dick. Now here's where
Speaker 1: it starts to feel like a bit of a catch
Speaker 1: twenty two. Because while sex will help a woman grow thicker,
Speaker 1: longer hair, It does also imply that women will grow
Speaker 1: hair in the same way for us in other places,
Speaker 1: which may explain why Like my grandmother, for example, has
Speaker 1: like such a thick, sturdy mustache, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Like it implies that that her mustache is because she
Speaker 1: was sucking so many dicks back in the day, back
Speaker 1: when she was still out here. Wait, your grandma, she
Speaker 1: has a very thick mustache, one of the thickest mustaches
Speaker 1: I've ever seen. I have no women around me to
Speaker 1: have any type of facial hair, but every time I
Speaker 1: see it, I'm like, at all I'll see because I'll
Speaker 1: see women with like peach fuzz right here right under
Speaker 1: their chin, and I'll be so amazed, like yo, she's
Speaker 1: just like she's not gonna. I look at women with
Speaker 1: face your hair and just be shocked, like yo, cut
Speaker 1: that bro. But you know it's cute. You know what
Speaker 1: a shanty Remember Shante used to get shipped for her
Speaker 1: shy burns. Yeah, Like, like I think elm A or
Speaker 1: whatever her name is, has it like a little so
Speaker 1: you like the sideburn. I kind of like that ship
Speaker 1: like on Elma, like the shanty one. Lets like I
Speaker 1: like it? You like you like a nice uh swirled
Speaker 1: cyburn when they do it something. I don't think they
Speaker 1: do it no more. But that ship was hot, Like
Speaker 1: I got the little swirl that's like a light skinned
Speaker 1: girl thing. I guess, but I don't know. We gotta start,
Speaker 1: We gotta get you back to two thousand night where
Speaker 1: you belong. If that's if that's what you're into, we'll
Speaker 1: we'll find you a space for it. Well, baby here,
Speaker 1: oh give it to me. Damn Okay. So the other
Speaker 1: thing that that sort of came to mind and in
Speaker 1: hacking all of this about about the possibility that this
Speaker 1: helps or hurts women in terms of their their body hair.
Speaker 1: The other catch that it feels like is that female
Speaker 1: hair loss, which is a real thing. Women do lose
Speaker 1: their hair. Specifically, they tend to lose it most commonly
Speaker 1: after menopause, when they get an increase of testosterone, when
Speaker 1: their estrogen levels go down and testosterone goes up, and
Speaker 1: so it can It sounds like the lack of dick
Speaker 1: can in fact lead potentially, and this is me, you know,
Speaker 1: theorizing lead to hair loss. You ain't get enough dick,
Speaker 1: you don't find yourself going ball. Yeah, I can see
Speaker 1: that I had DeBie, Debbie who it's it's so hard.
Speaker 1: She wasn't I arrest in peace, but she I can
Speaker 1: see her not getting dick and turning into a man,
Speaker 1: because we said joke about that, like, you know, Debbie,
Speaker 1: punch hard ship, you're just getting older. And I remember
Speaker 1: her like saying she or my mom was saying about
Speaker 1: her losing hair or whatever. But we used to always
Speaker 1: say she punched like like my dad, like she's to
Speaker 1: punch chest, damn. And you think that had she taken
Speaker 1: a lover, this could have all been resolved. Her punches
Speaker 1: would have been softer, and she would have been a
Speaker 1: less traditionally masculine woman. She was definitely the most masculine recipiece, Debbie.
Speaker 1: So here's the other thing that popped in my head
Speaker 1: that I think it works almost an exact contradiction of
Speaker 1: what I just said, is that they're also that that
Speaker 1: hair loss is often brought on by exacerbated stress, much
Speaker 1: in the way that your mom was talking about that
Speaker 1: you actually can lose your hair because you were stressed.
Speaker 1: It triggers all these hormones in your body that make
Speaker 1: your hair fall out, which would also imply for women
Speaker 1: that bringing dick into your life, arguably the most stressful
Speaker 1: natural element might cause you. Yeah, they dick is stressful. Apparently,
Speaker 1: I see that a lot. I hear that a lot
Speaker 1: is a stressful You're not buying it. Yeah, it's like whatever.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you're going whatever is not at all stressful
Speaker 1: for them. I'm sure the I'm crying out, please, you're dick.
Speaker 1: It's so stressful. You're being like, I don't know, bitch,
Speaker 1: get over it is not uh making it anyhome. No,
Speaker 1: I wasn't saying my dick is very I think it's
Speaker 1: cool you can go about your day, but I think
Speaker 1: it's not stressful. You already hear first, folks, Reggie Conquest
Speaker 1: not a stressful Dick. And it's just you know, it's okay.
Speaker 1: You can still get old with your life. You'll be happy.
Speaker 1: I guess outre strung out over my dick, like whe
Speaker 1: whe did I need it? All Right, We're gonna take
Speaker 1: one more break. We'll be back with more Reggie conquests more,
Speaker 1: my mama told me. And we are back, this would
Speaker 1: like stuff into the bag like ha ha ha ha
Speaker 1: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Speaker 1: ha ha ha ha ha. That drop never stops. All right,
Speaker 1: we're back here with more Reggie conquests more. My mama
Speaker 1: told me, we're still talking about the possibility that eating
Speaker 1: puss can make your hair grow, and eating too much
Speaker 1: puss can leave you bald headed. So you just gotta
Speaker 1: eat a risk actful amount of that thing. M hmm. Absolutely.
Speaker 1: It's like you don't want to take too much pre workout,
Speaker 1: Like you want to take a nice, a nice scoop.
Speaker 1: One scoop, you know, two scoops is a lot. Three scoops.
Speaker 1: You're wall You're gonna feel weird, bro, Yeah, yeah, you're
Speaker 1: tingling all that ship. One scoop is enough. I love that.
Speaker 1: What a perfect analogy. You don't want to take too
Speaker 1: much pre workout, you don't want to eat too much.
Speaker 1: But okay, speaking of too much, I have a brand
Speaker 1: new game that I would love to play with you.
Speaker 1: This is a game I invented specific for this episode.
Speaker 1: It's a game called too Much Sauce. Too Much Sauce.
Speaker 1: It's a game where I Reggie. I'm going to introduce
Speaker 1: to you a number of celebrities who have uh let's say,
Speaker 1: complicated relationships with hair facial hair, both in good ways
Speaker 1: and in bad ways. And what I would love for
Speaker 1: you to do is just tell me what you think
Speaker 1: they're relationship is with eating pussy. Are they eating too
Speaker 1: much of it, too little or just the right amount?
Speaker 1: That makes sense? Hell yeah, okay, so let's start with
Speaker 1: a big one. This is a fun way to start.
Speaker 1: John Travolta. John Travolta is the man who, uh who
Speaker 1: used to have a gorgeous head of hair and now
Speaker 1: has a fictional head of hair that he pretends is
Speaker 1: a full head of hair. But we can all tell
Speaker 1: that is not true. Wit Is he bald? He is?
Speaker 1: He's he was at one point very bald, and then
Speaker 1: I think he got a hair transplant that makes him
Speaker 1: look just truly insane. Like, no, I haven't seen him
Speaker 1: my last my only image John Trevolta right now is
Speaker 1: a bald guy with a beard, and he kind of
Speaker 1: looks like he kind of looks like my dad when
Speaker 1: he's bald. With what he does, Travolta looks like your dad. Yo,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pull it up, bro. You know, he looks
Speaker 1: like but he don't look like when I don't know
Speaker 1: why I'm picturing that a look like my dad you're
Speaker 1: talking about this John Travolta. Yeah, Yo, he looks if
Speaker 1: you change his if he changed his skin tone, that
Speaker 1: looks like my dad. Okay, I think that's a good
Speaker 1: look for John Travolta. It's a pretty good look for
Speaker 1: John Travolta. I'm not gonna take that from you. What
Speaker 1: I will say is that John Travolta now is not
Speaker 1: not this one. But oh yeah, that's an old pick though.
Speaker 1: This is him young, when he had real hair. This
Speaker 1: is him now when he is lying to us, lying
Speaker 1: to the public. Yeah. He uh, he looked wild. We're
Speaker 1: here now, Yeah, I like. I like badass John Volta
Speaker 1: with the beard and volved and do you and so
Speaker 1: what do you think transformed? Do you think he ate
Speaker 1: too much? Too little? Where what happened? What went wrong
Speaker 1: for old Johnny? He he ate a lot of pussy.
Speaker 1: He's he's in grease. He's in Is that him in
Speaker 1: Boogie Nights or My Trip? Yeah? Yeah, well yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's in. Yeah, he a lot of No, he's not
Speaker 1: in Boogie Nights. Booge Knights is Mark Wahlberg. He's in
Speaker 1: the Friday Saturday Night he Okay, yeah, Boogie Knights very
Speaker 1: different film. Yeah, I'm getting my white man stuff. I
Speaker 1: know John Travolta ville well, yeah, he's been on since
Speaker 1: the since the eighties, so yeah, I think he eats
Speaker 1: a lot of pussy or do you think he might
Speaker 1: have gone too far with it? I think he's going
Speaker 1: too far with it. I think he's been around too long.
Speaker 1: And yeah, he's probably still eating a lot of pussy now. Damn, damn.
Speaker 1: You're very hopeful for John Travolta. It is worth noting.
Speaker 1: And I don't know that that you're highly aware of this,
Speaker 1: but John Travolta has been long accused of being a
Speaker 1: closeted homosexual. So I don't know if he's eating a
Speaker 1: ton of pussy now, but who knows. Maybe. Oh man, Okay,
Speaker 1: let's let's get into another one. This one. I'm excited
Speaker 1: to hear your response, Idris Elba. What do you think
Speaker 1: Idris Elba is doing with with puss? Uh? You know
Speaker 1: that's my guy man, too little, too much or just
Speaker 1: the right amount? I think just the right amount. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think he got out at the right time. I
Speaker 1: think he's married now, he's married. Yeah, he's married now.
Speaker 1: He got out at the right time. Yeah, he didn't
Speaker 1: overdo it. He didn't stay out in the streets too long. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he didn't. At one point he was like I think
Speaker 1: that he was. He was like the guy like everybody wanted,
Speaker 1: all the girls wanted. He's married and now there's so
Speaker 1: many new new cats coming up and he's like playing
Speaker 1: in the back. So I think he got out at
Speaker 1: the right time. Yeah, he's still a sexy flexi man,
Speaker 1: but he isn't like the cream of the crop anymore.
Speaker 1: He isn't the first name that comes to mind for
Speaker 1: a young a young lady coming up. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: So yeah, he got out at the right time. Man,
Speaker 1: that's my guy. Like that. Okay, he's not, he's not.
Speaker 1: He's not. There's no rumors out about here, but Boo
Speaker 1: knows and if it is, that's okay. Nobody's heard one
Speaker 1: that he had bad breath, but that was the heard
Speaker 1: that like, because he used to work the Dour Caroline,
Speaker 1: So I've heard he has really bad breath. That wouldn't
Speaker 1: surprise me. He's British. That that makes perfect sense. Okay,
Speaker 1: here's here's another person. I'm excited to hear your response
Speaker 1: from Vin Diesel. Then, Diesel, what do you think is
Speaker 1: going on with him too much, too little or just
Speaker 1: the right amount? Two? What did I give you too much?
Speaker 1: I don't like Vin Diesel for some reason. I don't
Speaker 1: even I'm just I'm not a fan. I've never been
Speaker 1: like he's He's in some good stuff, I guess, But yeah,
Speaker 1: too much? Do you think he's just out here just
Speaker 1: spending too much time down there and not concentrating on
Speaker 1: being a full person. He's supposed to be cooler than
Speaker 1: what he is. He's not, you know, like he needs
Speaker 1: like a grease or something under his belt Saturday. Put
Speaker 1: him in a Saturday night fever, something to make because
Speaker 1: he's cool. But I just he's not cool. At the
Speaker 1: same time, he's gotta seems like he'd be a loser
Speaker 1: in real life, even though they keep telling us he's
Speaker 1: cool in movies. He is like, I don't know, he
Speaker 1: let the rock take his cool and then rock ran
Speaker 1: with rock being cool, So yeah, kind of corny. Now
Speaker 1: damn all right, there are two more. This one's fun
Speaker 1: Terry Crews. What do you think Terry Crews is doing
Speaker 1: in relation to eating? Was too much? Too little or
Speaker 1: just the right amount? Too much? And I'm acquainting too
Speaker 1: much with with what I think of that, Like I
Speaker 1: think he's another cornball. Yeah, so is that the where
Speaker 1: am I giving him? Too late? Like it's up to you.
Speaker 1: I would. I've I've long felt that Terry crew seems
Speaker 1: like he doesn't eat pussy at all. Okay, Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: Vin Diesel don't eat pussy either, Yeah I would. I
Speaker 1: would say both of them sort of give me non
Speaker 1: pussy eating vibes. Okay, okay, so now get okay, So
Speaker 1: I'm gonna john to Volta he eats pussy, but you
Speaker 1: say so would be boy pussy? It doesn't matter. It could.
Speaker 1: But he's right, he's cool, he's right at the level
Speaker 1: he's eating a lot of pussies. Yeah, then these last
Speaker 1: two niggas, dog, they're not eating they're not even pussy.
Speaker 1: You know what, I'll give Ben Diesel a little bit
Speaker 1: more credit than I give Terry Crews. Or you think
Speaker 1: Ben Diesel has tried it, it just ain't for him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Terry Crews O, no, no, that n no, I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he doesn't seem like he does it at all. When
Speaker 1: he was in Friday and he wasn't talking and he
Speaker 1: wasn't on that show Americans got town out of gave
Speaker 1: him he started talking and starting out. Yeah, as soon
Speaker 1: as we learned what his real personality was, it it
Speaker 1: truly changed everything. Yeah. Yeah, all right, this is the
Speaker 1: last one. And I'll say this. I'm gonna warn you
Speaker 1: ahead of time that this person share similar very similar
Speaker 1: bro Merse to John Travolta and the the last person
Speaker 1: I will present to you is Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise,
Speaker 1: what do you think of him and his too much,
Speaker 1: too little or just the right amount? Too much? Too little?
Speaker 1: I like Time Cruise, man, I don't have a problem.
Speaker 1: I don't got no beef with Time Cruise. Uh. I
Speaker 1: think he probably too little, too little? Tell me more
Speaker 1: too little? What's too little again? Like he's not he's
Speaker 1: not eating enough? Yeah, that he just is, you know,
Speaker 1: it's very Uh yeah, I don't think he's eating enough.
Speaker 1: He should be. He should be cooler than what he is.
Speaker 1: And he's like five seven from what I heard. I
Speaker 1: think you're being generous. I think he's like five five.
Speaker 1: But yeah, he's little dude. But yeah, he's he's not
Speaker 1: eating enough. He's not eat enough to jumping on the
Speaker 1: couch thing what I remember. I still never seen that,
Speaker 1: but I've always heard that growing up, that he was
Speaker 1: jumping on the couch and you know, yeah, well it
Speaker 1: was him. It's worth explaining a little bit that he
Speaker 1: he goes on Oprah. He's having this conversation with Oprah
Speaker 1: about his career, his life, and then Oprah asked him
Speaker 1: about Katie Holmes, who is his then girlfriend I believe
Speaker 1: not yet his wife, but eventually would become his wife.
Speaker 1: And in response to her asking him about Katie Holmes,
Speaker 1: he jumps on the couch and exclaims that he's in love.
Speaker 1: Why why? Why did Why did that? Was that the
Speaker 1: first like begin was at the beginning of social media.
Speaker 1: I think it was just like a real, like uh methey,
Speaker 1: response to a thing that would have should have been
Speaker 1: a yeah. It just was real, like, yo, you're you're
Speaker 1: doing too much about a thing that truly didn't require
Speaker 1: that kind of energy, you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 1: it was like casual conversation and this thing it was
Speaker 1: like I'm in love, I'm in love, and it was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: if he did, you think you think it would get
Speaker 1: the same reaction if you did that today. No, I
Speaker 1: think it would barely make a headline if he did
Speaker 1: it to Yeah, but back then we had four channels,
Speaker 1: and it's man, this is there was acting crazy. If
Speaker 1: he did that today, he would get so much love, like,
Speaker 1: oh he loves his wife. Yeah, it's like, uh, it
Speaker 1: would be like a chance album coming out, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. We'd just be like, yeah, I guess
Speaker 1: love his wife. Yeah but yeah to to he's not
Speaker 1: eat enough, not eating enough? All right, Well we did it, Reggie.
Speaker 1: I think that covers everything. Could you tell the people
Speaker 1: at home where they could find you? What? What cool
Speaker 1: ships you have going on? All right now? I'm only
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