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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My

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Speaker 1: Mama Told Me, the podcast where we died deep, deep

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Speaker 1: work to prove that the music industry is intentionally drugging

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Speaker 1: rappers with the name little in their title so that

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Speaker 1: Little Wayne, Little Zine, all these people happened coincidentally? Hell no,

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Speaker 1: Little Zine planned to be six ft five, but those

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Speaker 1: your host, Langston Kerman as always coming in the way.

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Speaker 1: I come in hot, baby, It's every single goddamn time.

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Speaker 1: He always comes in hot. He doesn't know how to

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Speaker 1: So many amazing fun shows and he's always hysterical. Please

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Speaker 1: give it up from my guest, Mr Reggie Conquest. Yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: what's going on? What up? Doug? How you like? I

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Speaker 1: You said, my mama told me eating makes your big grow. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: needed more of that Philly water to percolated your body

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Speaker 1: being able to rest? Like Thanos? Absolutely? Or Yo, I'd

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00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:22,720
Speaker 1: be like, I just I just cut it off recently, right,

422
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:24,920
Speaker 1: and I'm like, all right, you know what, I'm gonna

423
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:26,639
Speaker 1: give it another girl, Like I'm I'm gonna let it.

424
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:28,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna see how far I can go. This time.

425
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:32,159
Speaker 1: I'm still actively using the roller. I don't use the oil,

426
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:35,720
Speaker 1: but I'll still actively use the roller and brush my face.

427
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:39,119
Speaker 1: And I'm like, and it's so bad, bro, because sometimes

428
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:40,960
Speaker 1: I look in the mirror like, oh I see a

429
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 1: little like I still did it. So it's like, I

430
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:48,560
Speaker 1: think it would put me at peace if these patches

431
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:51,639
Speaker 1: grew in, And you know, I can turn to the

432
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:56,880
Speaker 1: side and not look crazy. Yeah, I will say, first

433
00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:58,920
Speaker 1: of all, I think you have a better beard than

434
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:03,040
Speaker 1: you're giving yourself it for. I think I think the patches,

435
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:06,560
Speaker 1: oh no, they're they're they're very clearly bald patches. I'm

436
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:09,280
Speaker 1: not gonna play you and say that they're that, but

437
00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:12,879
Speaker 1: I will say that with a good fading from a barber,

438
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:16,160
Speaker 1: they can make it look like that's some like sexy

439
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,400
Speaker 1: ship you tried to do on purpose. One time, my

440
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:21,760
Speaker 1: barber he did a great job on it, like it

441
00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:25,679
Speaker 1: blew me away because I really was like, yo, it

442
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:29,080
Speaker 1: really got to be like I was really excited. But

443
00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:31,240
Speaker 1: he has never done it that cool again, like he

444
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:36,600
Speaker 1: oh I hate that. Yeah, Like one day he was

445
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:39,320
Speaker 1: just on and it's never looked, it's never got he

446
00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:42,280
Speaker 1: never got back to that. That's hard break, I always say,

447
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:44,840
Speaker 1: because there are those days when we all experienced it

448
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:47,560
Speaker 1: where your barber fucking nails it, where you're just like,

449
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:52,159
Speaker 1: dog do this every time, And they are artists in

450
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,560
Speaker 1: the same way that we are artists in that like

451
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:57,560
Speaker 1: I've had sets that I'm never gonna be able to replicate,

452
00:26:58,119 --> 00:27:00,760
Speaker 1: and it just that was just the where I just

453
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:04,280
Speaker 1: I was on point. The crowd was perfect. Everything was

454
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:07,960
Speaker 1: aligned in a way that you know, the nigga's beer

455
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:11,240
Speaker 1: got lined up perfectly for this dude, never never again

456
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:16,080
Speaker 1: he got it. Damn that's heartbreaking. Let's let's talk through

457
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:18,679
Speaker 1: some of this research, because I do think some of

458
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:22,240
Speaker 1: this is actually, frankly, gonna be a little bit disappointing

459
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:26,479
Speaker 1: to you, because, as it turns out, this theory is

460
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:30,200
Speaker 1: not as false as uh, you wanted to be that.

461
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:33,960
Speaker 1: Yeah that I did some digging, and I I similarly

462
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:37,920
Speaker 1: thought this was complete bullshit. But but and it's more

463
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:40,120
Speaker 1: complicated than I think a lot of people are giving

464
00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:44,159
Speaker 1: it credit. But I'll explain. Testosterone. You know, the the

465
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:46,920
Speaker 1: hormone that that is sort of most common in men,

466
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:50,119
Speaker 1: the one that men are most commonly associated with, is

467
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:54,560
Speaker 1: a hormone largely responsible for beard growth. And as it

468
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:57,240
Speaker 1: turns out, one of the best ways to increase your

469
00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:02,040
Speaker 1: body's testosterone is either through sex or through the promise

470
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:06,240
Speaker 1: of sex. M get the funk out of here. Yeah,

471
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:10,359
Speaker 1: apparently I'm about to say, don't. I thought you were

472
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 1: gonna say. You guys, because I'm a squatting motherfucker, I

473
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,280
Speaker 1: know I'll be squatting, So I'm like, because that that

474
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:20,880
Speaker 1: builds your testosterone too. Yes, you're absolutely correct. It's not

475
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:25,240
Speaker 1: just squats, but any physical activity apparently is helpful in

476
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:30,199
Speaker 1: building up your testosterone. And also eating a healthy diet

477
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:33,720
Speaker 1: and better hygiene are both things that apparently can help

478
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:39,360
Speaker 1: with the test boosting. My diet is trash, and that's

479
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 1: something that's something that I have never completely worked on.

480
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 1: Like maybe that yo, you're about to make me like,

481
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 1: because that's the one thing that I've never changed. So

482
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:56,200
Speaker 1: maybe that's the missing Maybe that's that's that puzzle piece

483
00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 1: that's sitting on your face, is just eating more grapes

484
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:03,520
Speaker 1: and less French fries, and yo yo, that that that's

485
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:06,640
Speaker 1: gonna have me in my head? Yeah, all right, Like

486
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:09,200
Speaker 1: do you really want this beard? Or do you really

487
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:11,680
Speaker 1: want this milkshake? These are the questions you're gonna be

488
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:14,360
Speaker 1: asking yourself. That's gonna make me start from scratch, like

489
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:17,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna cut this stubble off. Higher nutrition is and

490
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:22,360
Speaker 1: then go like that's gonna make me start all over again,

491
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:25,760
Speaker 1: broy Because when I read the squat thing about testosterone,

492
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:28,600
Speaker 1: because I was doing some research just like I've struggled

493
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 1: with wait for a long time. So you know, the

494
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:33,920
Speaker 1: testosterone from squatting, that's all I'll be doing. I want

495
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:38,000
Speaker 1: my testosterone though, but I never thought it would Okay,

496
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:41,800
Speaker 1: all right, yeah, it's it's a it's a weird thing

497
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:46,440
Speaker 1: that apparently just exercising increases your testosterone and then eat

498
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:51,000
Speaker 1: the better we're treating ourselves. Apparently our testosterone as men

499
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:55,840
Speaker 1: seems to to rise. Now that isn't said necessarily enough

500
00:29:55,880 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 1: to transform your entire facial hair situation. They say basically

501
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:04,479
Speaker 1: that like it can stimulate growth, but it's stimulating and

502
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:07,040
Speaker 1: this is the catch to all of this. It's stimulating

503
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:11,400
Speaker 1: growth of body hair in total, so men are more

504
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:14,080
Speaker 1: likely to grow hair on our faces. But it also

505
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:16,760
Speaker 1: means that like we could end up. You know, you

506
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:20,080
Speaker 1: increase your testosterone, you're growing chest there, You're growing back hair,

507
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,600
Speaker 1: You're growing hair on your gooch, you know what I mean,

508
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:26,440
Speaker 1: Like it's hair everywhere. Yeah, that's the thing. I'm not there.

509
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:28,280
Speaker 1: I'm not a hairy deu. So I always put that

510
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:30,040
Speaker 1: on the Oh that's why I can't grow here. I

511
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:32,360
Speaker 1: don't have hair on my chest. I'm not the harryus

512
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:35,600
Speaker 1: I've been told. I'm not Harry and I'm not. I'm not. Yeah,

513
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:38,720
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not a Harry. See I I am

514
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:42,840
Speaker 1: completely hairless on my my upper body. And then Harry

515
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:45,680
Speaker 1: is fuck on my lord, Like everything below the belt

516
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:49,360
Speaker 1: is fucking wild down there, you know what I mean.

517
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:52,880
Speaker 1: It's weird. Everybody's body is different. But it turns out,

518
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:55,320
Speaker 1: you know, your body is gonna kind of re at

519
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:58,040
Speaker 1: least have a reaction related to the way your body

520
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:02,560
Speaker 1: hair grows in relation to you eating better and treating

521
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:05,880
Speaker 1: yourself better. Hey man, that's gonna make me start from scratch.

522
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:10,560
Speaker 1: That just that just gave me hope. Like a little

523
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:12,960
Speaker 1: part of me thinks about the time I'm like forty five,

524
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,720
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a full beard, and I'm gonna be

525
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:15,960
Speaker 1: in the best I'm gonna be in the best shape

526
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:18,280
Speaker 1: of my life. I think it's possible, if you really

527
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:20,680
Speaker 1: are down to commit yourself, you you could grow that

528
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 1: beard the way you want to. Here's where it gets

529
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:27,200
Speaker 1: a little complicated is that they also say that while

530
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:31,440
Speaker 1: these things can't have an an effect, it is not

531
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:34,440
Speaker 1: the ultimate decider, and whether or not you grow a

532
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:37,959
Speaker 1: thick beard ultimately the the decider, and whether or not

533
00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 1: you grow a thick beard is genetics. That's the end

534
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:44,120
Speaker 1: of the sort of conversation in all of this. If

535
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:47,120
Speaker 1: you have a family filled with thick beard people, then

536
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:49,680
Speaker 1: you're probably gonna grow a thick beard, and if you don't,

537
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:52,840
Speaker 1: you're probably not. Yeah, you know what, I've heard that

538
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:56,719
Speaker 1: with like hair, right, like, like I have a nice

539
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:58,960
Speaker 1: head of hair, and I hope I always wear a hat.

540
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:02,560
Speaker 1: But they always ago, well, what's your mom? Is your mom?

541
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:05,560
Speaker 1: How's your mom's hair or whatever? And I go, I

542
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:09,800
Speaker 1: don't know. My mom wears wigs, but my dad, So yeah,

543
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 1: that was equated with you. I never understood that either.

544
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:17,120
Speaker 1: So apparently, as I understand it, whether or not you

545
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:20,480
Speaker 1: the balding gene, I guess is passed down through your

546
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 1: mother and through your mother's father, So your mother's father

547
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:27,640
Speaker 1: is a better gauge of whether or not you will

548
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:31,720
Speaker 1: go bald rather than your own father, if that makes sense.

549
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:34,720
Speaker 1: Or yeah, my dad, my dad just went bald. I

550
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:38,720
Speaker 1: think I think every that that that boomers generation just

551
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:42,000
Speaker 1: all because my dad will just start shaving his head. Yeah,

552
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:44,680
Speaker 1: he didn't start going bald. He just started shaving his head.

553
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:49,400
Speaker 1: He's bald man. Yeah, so for years similarly, I I

554
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:53,560
Speaker 1: thought because my grand my mother's father, who I never

555
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:56,680
Speaker 1: met really, but this is not that I would see

556
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:59,080
Speaker 1: like pictures of him and ship and he was always

557
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:01,800
Speaker 1: bald in every pick sure, And so I just assumed

558
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:04,320
Speaker 1: that he was bald. And then I ended up talking

559
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,640
Speaker 1: to my mom one time about it, and she was like, oh, no,

560
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:10,080
Speaker 1: John wasn't bald. He just opted to shave his head

561
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:12,840
Speaker 1: because he was like hot or whatever. It's like, oh

562
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 1: that they came from a generation where niggas didn't care

563
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:18,280
Speaker 1: about haircuts that much, so they did what they wanted

564
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:21,320
Speaker 1: to do with their helps. Yeah. Absolutely. I was talking

565
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:23,400
Speaker 1: about walking my dad got the cream ones in and

566
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:26,520
Speaker 1: he just just shaving it off, and I'm like, all right,

567
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:29,680
Speaker 1: but now I'm like he should just do that, Like, yeah,

568
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 1: he could have had hair. He's just volunteered to be bald. Yeah,

569
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:38,680
Speaker 1: that's a that's something that's not tolerating now, like not

570
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 1: at all, Like no, and if you are, it better

571
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:46,000
Speaker 1: be because because you had to be, not because you

572
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:52,480
Speaker 1: just opted into it. Yeah. Yeah, Okay. So genetics are

573
00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:55,600
Speaker 1: the biggest determined or sort of like determined or how

574
00:33:55,640 --> 00:34:00,240
Speaker 1: this goes, which explains why and we know historic. There

575
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:04,320
Speaker 1: are plenty of examples, people like a DJ Khalid for example,

576
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 1: who is who has been so outspoken about not munching

577
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 1: on puts? Truly, there hasn't been a more vocal person historically.

578
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:17,680
Speaker 1: It also is able to grow such a thick, healthy beard.

579
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,759
Speaker 1: He should be well he he has a beer. But

580
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:23,200
Speaker 1: sometimes I see beer and I go, that's a lot

581
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:27,319
Speaker 1: of dam on them on that on that face. I

582
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,920
Speaker 1: can't stand that. My barber tried to do that one time.

583
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:31,560
Speaker 1: He's like, you want to die he I'm like, no,

584
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:35,200
Speaker 1: I don't want that, Like, let me let me just

585
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:37,480
Speaker 1: rock this patch. I'd rather have a patch to put

586
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:39,960
Speaker 1: the d on me. Yeah, I don't. I don't like

587
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:43,360
Speaker 1: when it's too lined up to the point that it

588
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:47,400
Speaker 1: starts to look like it just looks fictitious, Like I

589
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:48,960
Speaker 1: kind of want to look like I could still have

590
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:52,239
Speaker 1: a reasonable conversation with you and not not feel like

591
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:55,000
Speaker 1: I'm flexing, you know what I mean? So that those

592
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:57,320
Speaker 1: beards really dudes used to get that in high school

593
00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:02,839
Speaker 1: coming but to die you know, Yeah, it reminds me

594
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:05,920
Speaker 1: of and we're the same age, so I'm sure you

595
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,040
Speaker 1: remember this. There was that period in high school where

596
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:12,080
Speaker 1: like getting a fade with the perm was real like

597
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 1: popular ship where like everybody like every ditty and loon

598
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:19,440
Speaker 1: and all THEMN cats, like basically we're like finger It

599
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:23,960
Speaker 1: was almost finger waving. They're fucking like like Caesar's and

600
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:27,240
Speaker 1: it just was a weird vibe where we're being too

601
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:32,160
Speaker 1: cute for my taste. Yeah, it was. I remember Die

602
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:36,000
Speaker 1: was huge in high school. Died, putting Die in your

603
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 1: hair and and you know, the do rags and it

604
00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:43,080
Speaker 1: was huge. Beers wasn't even a thing. I don't even

605
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 1: think as beards. I feel like beards have grown like

606
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:49,520
Speaker 1: that over the past ten years, where it's like you

607
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:52,799
Speaker 1: gotta have beers, a cool six four beer, blah blah blah. Yeah,

608
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:56,120
Speaker 1: I've never had this pressure of one and ada. I've

609
00:35:56,120 --> 00:36:00,680
Speaker 1: always been the gotee guy. You know that you feel

610
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:06,439
Speaker 1: like this is pressure, Like this is pressure. You see

611
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 1: all these people don't matter if you don't got a

612
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:12,200
Speaker 1: beard with it. Bro, Damn like you're being attacked. So

613
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 1: whatever is happening in your inboxes? Wild bro, because this

614
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:20,080
Speaker 1: got you stressed them in a way that I never anticipated. Okay,

615
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:23,000
Speaker 1: here's where things get even more interesting because we talked

616
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:26,120
Speaker 1: about the testosterone being the way that you potentially can

617
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,600
Speaker 1: up your chances of growing a beard. But where it

618
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:32,960
Speaker 1: gets even more complicated is that an overproduction of testosterone

619
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:36,440
Speaker 1: then turning into d HT, another hormone in your body,

620
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:39,680
Speaker 1: can actually be the thing that leads to hair lost.

621
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:43,120
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, which implies that there is

622
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:46,880
Speaker 1: the chance that a person could eat too much pussy

623
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:51,160
Speaker 1: and find themselves bald headed, I guess, with a beard,

624
00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:55,480
Speaker 1: but certainly no longer uh, the the full headed person

625
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:59,880
Speaker 1: they were before. Yeah, I think I can see that

626
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 1: because I always equate hair loss to sports teams. Like

627
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:08,480
Speaker 1: I always tell my friends, I go, yo, do you

628
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:11,960
Speaker 1: all like your hairlines? Don't worry about the Sixers? Don't

629
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:15,480
Speaker 1: worry about don't worry about Ben Simmons. Like I'm in

630
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:18,040
Speaker 1: a group chat with my Philadelphia friends and I go, dog,

631
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:20,720
Speaker 1: we are gonna lose. You're gonna start losing your hairline

632
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:24,400
Speaker 1: if we keep using about this nigger. Yo. Yeah, I

633
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:27,279
Speaker 1: as mad as I get about Ben Simmons in the

634
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:32,400
Speaker 1: basketball team. I'm like, I tell him the breedecause I

635
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 1: equate hair loss a lot with sports teams. Yeah. And

636
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:38,600
Speaker 1: then like if I see somebody balld in in Philly

637
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:41,359
Speaker 1: that I know him like you watching them ease games,

638
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:46,400
Speaker 1: You're getting too caught up to it. So there's no

639
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 1: way that this is gonna help you grow more hair

640
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:52,239
Speaker 1: by sitting here worried about if Ben Simmons goes to

641
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:55,840
Speaker 1: training camp or not. Yeah, dog, I'm so over. I

642
00:37:55,880 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 1: want them gone. I want him. I hate him Simmons.

643
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:02,160
Speaker 1: If it makes you feel better, he hates you too.

644
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 1: He truly could not be more resentful of He doesn't.

645
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:12,799
Speaker 1: He does not, and we all hate that equally. I've

646
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:15,359
Speaker 1: never seen it. I've never seen that. Like he's the

647
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:18,919
Speaker 1: most handed dude in Philadelphia right now, all right, So yeah,

648
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:22,000
Speaker 1: I believe that that can happen. So with that, it

649
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 1: got me basically thinking that at the core of this conversation,

650
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:29,239
Speaker 1: it seems like there really is a sweet spot of

651
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:33,160
Speaker 1: eating a reasonable a reasonable amount of pussy, do you

652
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:34,759
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like, you don't want to do

653
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:36,719
Speaker 1: too much. You don't want to be one of those

654
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:41,480
Speaker 1: weirdos who like claims they exclusively like eating pussy and

655
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:44,600
Speaker 1: don't even need any other interactions. But then you also

656
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:47,960
Speaker 1: don't want to be like that fucking you know loser

657
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:51,120
Speaker 1: who's like, I don't do that because it's yucky. It's

658
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:54,120
Speaker 1: not yucky, it's delightful. Find the happy medium and be

659
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:58,520
Speaker 1: a reasonable person. And I can't believe I'm hopefully nobody

660
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:02,120
Speaker 1: in around me is like that was like, what grow up? Nigga? Yeah,

661
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:04,040
Speaker 1: Like even when that college ship came out, I was

662
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:07,319
Speaker 1: like he I thought he was bullshrank right, that he

663
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:11,200
Speaker 1: was just teasing or something. He stood on that. No,

664
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:14,919
Speaker 1: he's He's a real weird motherfucker. I once winch too. Uh.

665
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:17,920
Speaker 1: I was shooting something at the All Star Game one

666
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:22,640
Speaker 1: year and DJ Kalu was coaching the celebrity game and

667
00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:25,839
Speaker 1: it was him and Fat Joe coaching together, and by

668
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 1: about eight minutes into the game, Dj Khali was just

669
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:33,520
Speaker 1: asleep on the bitch while Fat Joe pretended to know

670
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:36,400
Speaker 1: how to coach a basketball team. It was it was

671
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:41,400
Speaker 1: a wild ride to watch the whole thing. That's hilarious. Okay,

672
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:44,880
Speaker 1: more information that I I sort of found myself digging

673
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:48,759
Speaker 1: into because all of this is so male centric that

674
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:52,080
Speaker 1: a part of me started to wonder, what are the

675
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:55,600
Speaker 1: sex effects for hair growth in women? Do you know

676
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:58,360
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like? How does how does sex affect

677
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:01,640
Speaker 1: the way women's hair grows out in the world, and

678
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:05,479
Speaker 1: as it turns out, estrogen, which is the the lead

679
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:08,960
Speaker 1: hormone for women, also helps with hair health. Doing the

680
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 1: deed caused this blood flow, which leads to an oxygen

681
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:16,279
Speaker 1: boost that helps skin and hair. That's that's apparently it

682
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:20,000
Speaker 1: goes both ways. They get thicker hair, we get thicker beards,

683
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:24,720
Speaker 1: all because the bone in each other. Mm hmm okay, okay,

684
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:31,239
Speaker 1: So a chick with a low cut or crow, that's

685
00:40:31,239 --> 00:40:32,880
Speaker 1: how you can get some pussy too. Like, hey, you

686
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:36,360
Speaker 1: want to hear it grow with girls. I grew up

687
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:39,040
Speaker 1: with girls that didn't have like, you know, the fight,

688
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:40,480
Speaker 1: and you don't have a girl with girl like when

689
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:43,759
Speaker 1: no edges, but they got fun. That's what that. Yeah,

690
00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 1: And apparently if you want to help our edges come back,

691
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:52,839
Speaker 1: the best thing you can offer her is some good dick.

692
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:57,879
Speaker 1: That's that's what they're saying. That's just when no hair

693
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:03,279
Speaker 1: is getting bad, like they're not getting tragic and that's

694
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:09,839
Speaker 1: why I'm just slipping away her dick. Now here's where

695
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:11,520
Speaker 1: it starts to feel like a bit of a catch

696
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 1: twenty two. Because while sex will help a woman grow thicker,

697
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:20,120
Speaker 1: longer hair, It does also imply that women will grow

698
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:23,400
Speaker 1: hair in the same way for us in other places,

699
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:27,879
Speaker 1: which may explain why Like my grandmother, for example, has

700
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:31,640
Speaker 1: like such a thick, sturdy mustache, you know what I mean.

701
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:35,600
Speaker 1: Like it implies that that her mustache is because she

702
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 1: was sucking so many dicks back in the day, back

703
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:42,920
Speaker 1: when she was still out here. Wait, your grandma, she

704
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:46,440
Speaker 1: has a very thick mustache, one of the thickest mustaches

705
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:50,200
Speaker 1: I've ever seen. I have no women around me to

706
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:53,279
Speaker 1: have any type of facial hair, but every time I

707
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:56,040
Speaker 1: see it, I'm like, at all I'll see because I'll

708
00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:58,799
Speaker 1: see women with like peach fuzz right here right under

709
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 1: their chin, and I'll be so amazed, like yo, she's

710
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:05,719
Speaker 1: just like she's not gonna. I look at women with

711
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:09,360
Speaker 1: face your hair and just be shocked, like yo, cut

712
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:11,719
Speaker 1: that bro. But you know it's cute. You know what

713
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:14,480
Speaker 1: a shanty Remember Shante used to get shipped for her

714
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:19,080
Speaker 1: shy burns. Yeah, Like, like I think elm A or

715
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:21,200
Speaker 1: whatever her name is, has it like a little so

716
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:24,160
Speaker 1: you like the sideburn. I kind of like that ship

717
00:42:24,239 --> 00:42:29,160
Speaker 1: like on Elma, like the shanty one. Lets like I

718
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:32,680
Speaker 1: like it? You like you like a nice uh swirled

719
00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:35,400
Speaker 1: cyburn when they do it something. I don't think they

720
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:37,359
Speaker 1: do it no more. But that ship was hot, Like

721
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:41,200
Speaker 1: I got the little swirl that's like a light skinned

722
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:43,560
Speaker 1: girl thing. I guess, but I don't know. We gotta start,

723
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:45,680
Speaker 1: We gotta get you back to two thousand night where

724
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:49,399
Speaker 1: you belong. If that's if that's what you're into, we'll

725
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:52,480
Speaker 1: we'll find you a space for it. Well, baby here,

726
00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:56,640
Speaker 1: oh give it to me. Damn Okay. So the other

727
00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:59,440
Speaker 1: thing that that sort of came to mind and in

728
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:03,640
Speaker 1: hacking all of this about about the possibility that this

729
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:06,799
Speaker 1: helps or hurts women in terms of their their body hair.

730
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:10,520
Speaker 1: The other catch that it feels like is that female

731
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:13,280
Speaker 1: hair loss, which is a real thing. Women do lose

732
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:16,720
Speaker 1: their hair. Specifically, they tend to lose it most commonly

733
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:21,440
Speaker 1: after menopause, when they get an increase of testosterone, when

734
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:24,839
Speaker 1: their estrogen levels go down and testosterone goes up, and

735
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:28,839
Speaker 1: so it can It sounds like the lack of dick

736
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:33,000
Speaker 1: can in fact lead potentially, and this is me, you know,

737
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:36,600
Speaker 1: theorizing lead to hair loss. You ain't get enough dick,

738
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:39,560
Speaker 1: you don't find yourself going ball. Yeah, I can see

739
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:45,280
Speaker 1: that I had DeBie, Debbie who it's it's so hard.

740
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:49,839
Speaker 1: She wasn't I arrest in peace, but she I can

741
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:53,279
Speaker 1: see her not getting dick and turning into a man,

742
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:55,800
Speaker 1: because we said joke about that, like, you know, Debbie,

743
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:59,880
Speaker 1: punch hard ship, you're just getting older. And I remember

744
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,959
Speaker 1: her like saying she or my mom was saying about

745
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:05,520
Speaker 1: her losing hair or whatever. But we used to always

746
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:09,840
Speaker 1: say she punched like like my dad, like she's to

747
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:15,240
Speaker 1: punch chest, damn. And you think that had she taken

748
00:44:15,239 --> 00:44:18,240
Speaker 1: a lover, this could have all been resolved. Her punches

749
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:20,360
Speaker 1: would have been softer, and she would have been a

750
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:30,520
Speaker 1: less traditionally masculine woman. She was definitely the most masculine recipiece, Debbie.

751
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:34,160
Speaker 1: So here's the other thing that popped in my head

752
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:37,319
Speaker 1: that I think it works almost an exact contradiction of

753
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:40,799
Speaker 1: what I just said, is that they're also that that

754
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:45,640
Speaker 1: hair loss is often brought on by exacerbated stress, much

755
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:47,520
Speaker 1: in the way that your mom was talking about that

756
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:50,840
Speaker 1: you actually can lose your hair because you were stressed.

757
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:53,239
Speaker 1: It triggers all these hormones in your body that make

758
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:56,440
Speaker 1: your hair fall out, which would also imply for women

759
00:44:56,760 --> 00:45:00,520
Speaker 1: that bringing dick into your life, arguably the most stressful

760
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:07,040
Speaker 1: natural element might cause you. Yeah, they dick is stressful. Apparently,

761
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:09,520
Speaker 1: I see that a lot. I hear that a lot

762
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:15,560
Speaker 1: is a stressful You're not buying it. Yeah, it's like whatever.

763
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:21,960
Speaker 1: I'm sure you're going whatever is not at all stressful

764
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:25,319
Speaker 1: for them. I'm sure the I'm crying out, please, you're dick.

765
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 1: It's so stressful. You're being like, I don't know, bitch,

766
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:31,200
Speaker 1: get over it is not uh making it anyhome. No,

767
00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:34,719
Speaker 1: I wasn't saying my dick is very I think it's

768
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:37,319
Speaker 1: cool you can go about your day, but I think

769
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 1: it's not stressful. You already hear first, folks, Reggie Conquest

770
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 1: not a stressful Dick. And it's just you know, it's okay.

771
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:50,080
Speaker 1: You can still get old with your life. You'll be happy.

772
00:45:50,239 --> 00:45:56,759
Speaker 1: I guess outre strung out over my dick, like whe

773
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:02,719
Speaker 1: whe did I need it? All Right, We're gonna take

774
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:05,279
Speaker 1: one more break. We'll be back with more Reggie conquests more,

775
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:22,799
Speaker 1: my mama told me. And we are back, this would

776
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:30,600
Speaker 1: like stuff into the bag like ha ha ha ha

777
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:36,279
Speaker 1: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

778
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:46,080
Speaker 1: ha ha ha ha ha. That drop never stops. All right,

779
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:48,920
Speaker 1: we're back here with more Reggie conquests more. My mama

780
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:53,080
Speaker 1: told me, we're still talking about the possibility that eating

781
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:56,000
Speaker 1: puss can make your hair grow, and eating too much

782
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:59,240
Speaker 1: puss can leave you bald headed. So you just gotta

783
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:05,120
Speaker 1: eat a risk actful amount of that thing. M hmm. Absolutely.

784
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:07,720
Speaker 1: It's like you don't want to take too much pre workout,

785
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:11,040
Speaker 1: Like you want to take a nice, a nice scoop.

786
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:15,480
Speaker 1: One scoop, you know, two scoops is a lot. Three scoops.

787
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 1: You're wall You're gonna feel weird, bro, Yeah, yeah, you're

788
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:25,479
Speaker 1: tingling all that ship. One scoop is enough. I love that.

789
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:28,640
Speaker 1: What a perfect analogy. You don't want to take too

790
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:30,680
Speaker 1: much pre workout, you don't want to eat too much.

791
00:47:30,719 --> 00:47:33,719
Speaker 1: But okay, speaking of too much, I have a brand

792
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:35,640
Speaker 1: new game that I would love to play with you.

793
00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:38,880
Speaker 1: This is a game I invented specific for this episode.

794
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:42,160
Speaker 1: It's a game called too Much Sauce. Too Much Sauce.

795
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:44,799
Speaker 1: It's a game where I Reggie. I'm going to introduce

796
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:49,160
Speaker 1: to you a number of celebrities who have uh let's say,

797
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:53,640
Speaker 1: complicated relationships with hair facial hair, both in good ways

798
00:47:53,719 --> 00:47:55,759
Speaker 1: and in bad ways. And what I would love for

799
00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:59,320
Speaker 1: you to do is just tell me what you think

800
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:02,839
Speaker 1: they're relationship is with eating pussy. Are they eating too

801
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:05,440
Speaker 1: much of it, too little or just the right amount?

802
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:09,640
Speaker 1: That makes sense? Hell yeah, okay, so let's start with

803
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:12,160
Speaker 1: a big one. This is a fun way to start.

804
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:16,640
Speaker 1: John Travolta. John Travolta is the man who, uh who

805
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:19,120
Speaker 1: used to have a gorgeous head of hair and now

806
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:23,400
Speaker 1: has a fictional head of hair that he pretends is

807
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:25,239
Speaker 1: a full head of hair. But we can all tell

808
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 1: that is not true. Wit Is he bald? He is?

809
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:31,439
Speaker 1: He's he was at one point very bald, and then

810
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:35,040
Speaker 1: I think he got a hair transplant that makes him

811
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 1: look just truly insane. Like, no, I haven't seen him

812
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:41,520
Speaker 1: my last my only image John Trevolta right now is

813
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:44,839
Speaker 1: a bald guy with a beard, and he kind of

814
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:47,640
Speaker 1: looks like he kind of looks like my dad when

815
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:54,000
Speaker 1: he's bald. With what he does, Travolta looks like your dad. Yo,

816
00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:56,479
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pull it up, bro. You know, he looks

817
00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:58,640
Speaker 1: like but he don't look like when I don't know

818
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:01,319
Speaker 1: why I'm picturing that a look like my dad you're

819
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:05,399
Speaker 1: talking about this John Travolta. Yeah, Yo, he looks if

820
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:08,440
Speaker 1: you change his if he changed his skin tone, that

821
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:11,680
Speaker 1: looks like my dad. Okay, I think that's a good

822
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:14,040
Speaker 1: look for John Travolta. It's a pretty good look for

823
00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:16,360
Speaker 1: John Travolta. I'm not gonna take that from you. What

824
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:20,640
Speaker 1: I will say is that John Travolta now is not

825
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:25,520
Speaker 1: not this one. But oh yeah, that's an old pick though.

826
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:28,279
Speaker 1: This is him young, when he had real hair. This

827
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:31,280
Speaker 1: is him now when he is lying to us, lying

828
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:35,120
Speaker 1: to the public. Yeah. He uh, he looked wild. We're

829
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:38,080
Speaker 1: here now, Yeah, I like. I like badass John Volta

830
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:40,400
Speaker 1: with the beard and volved and do you and so

831
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:42,799
Speaker 1: what do you think transformed? Do you think he ate

832
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:45,920
Speaker 1: too much? Too little? Where what happened? What went wrong

833
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:50,280
Speaker 1: for old Johnny? He he ate a lot of pussy.

834
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:54,759
Speaker 1: He's he's in grease. He's in Is that him in

835
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 1: Boogie Nights or My Trip? Yeah? Yeah, well yeah, yeah,

836
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:01,200
Speaker 1: he's in. Yeah, he a lot of No, he's not

837
00:50:01,239 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 1: in Boogie Nights. Booge Knights is Mark Wahlberg. He's in

838
00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:10,239
Speaker 1: the Friday Saturday Night he Okay, yeah, Boogie Knights very

839
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:13,440
Speaker 1: different film. Yeah, I'm getting my white man stuff. I

840
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:16,200
Speaker 1: know John Travolta ville well, yeah, he's been on since

841
00:50:16,239 --> 00:50:18,680
Speaker 1: the since the eighties, so yeah, I think he eats

842
00:50:18,719 --> 00:50:20,719
Speaker 1: a lot of pussy or do you think he might

843
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:23,680
Speaker 1: have gone too far with it? I think he's going

844
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:26,320
Speaker 1: too far with it. I think he's been around too long.

845
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:31,160
Speaker 1: And yeah, he's probably still eating a lot of pussy now. Damn, damn.

846
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:34,320
Speaker 1: You're very hopeful for John Travolta. It is worth noting.

847
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:37,480
Speaker 1: And I don't know that that you're highly aware of this,

848
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:40,600
Speaker 1: but John Travolta has been long accused of being a

849
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:45,520
Speaker 1: closeted homosexual. So I don't know if he's eating a

850
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:53,760
Speaker 1: ton of pussy now, but who knows. Maybe. Oh man, Okay,

851
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:56,520
Speaker 1: let's let's get into another one. This one. I'm excited

852
00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:58,960
Speaker 1: to hear your response, Idris Elba. What do you think

853
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:03,759
Speaker 1: Idris Elba is doing with with puss? Uh? You know

854
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:07,799
Speaker 1: that's my guy man, too little, too much or just

855
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:10,839
Speaker 1: the right amount? I think just the right amount. Yeah,

856
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:12,360
Speaker 1: I think he got out at the right time. I

857
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:15,680
Speaker 1: think he's married now, he's married. Yeah, he's married now.

858
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:19,680
Speaker 1: He got out at the right time. Yeah, he didn't

859
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:22,440
Speaker 1: overdo it. He didn't stay out in the streets too long. Yeah,

860
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:26,160
Speaker 1: he didn't. At one point he was like I think

861
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:28,839
Speaker 1: that he was. He was like the guy like everybody wanted,

862
00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:32,400
Speaker 1: all the girls wanted. He's married and now there's so

863
00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:35,960
Speaker 1: many new new cats coming up and he's like playing

864
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:37,239
Speaker 1: in the back. So I think he got out at

865
00:51:37,239 --> 00:51:40,160
Speaker 1: the right time. Yeah, he's still a sexy flexi man,

866
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:43,320
Speaker 1: but he isn't like the cream of the crop anymore.

867
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:45,480
Speaker 1: He isn't the first name that comes to mind for

868
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:49,600
Speaker 1: a young a young lady coming up. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,

869
00:51:49,719 --> 00:51:51,480
Speaker 1: So yeah, he got out at the right time. Man,

870
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:54,520
Speaker 1: that's my guy. Like that. Okay, he's not, he's not.

871
00:51:55,920 --> 00:52:01,040
Speaker 1: He's not. There's no rumors out about here, but Boo

872
00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:04,040
Speaker 1: knows and if it is, that's okay. Nobody's heard one

873
00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:06,960
Speaker 1: that he had bad breath, but that was the heard

874
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,360
Speaker 1: that like, because he used to work the Dour Caroline,

875
00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:12,520
Speaker 1: So I've heard he has really bad breath. That wouldn't

876
00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:17,280
Speaker 1: surprise me. He's British. That that makes perfect sense. Okay,

877
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:20,480
Speaker 1: here's here's another person. I'm excited to hear your response

878
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:24,600
Speaker 1: from Vin Diesel. Then, Diesel, what do you think is

879
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:26,640
Speaker 1: going on with him too much, too little or just

880
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:31,080
Speaker 1: the right amount? Two? What did I give you too much?

881
00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:33,640
Speaker 1: I don't like Vin Diesel for some reason. I don't

882
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:36,799
Speaker 1: even I'm just I'm not a fan. I've never been

883
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:40,640
Speaker 1: like he's He's in some good stuff, I guess, But yeah,

884
00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:44,000
Speaker 1: too much? Do you think he's just out here just

885
00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:47,200
Speaker 1: spending too much time down there and not concentrating on

886
00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:50,000
Speaker 1: being a full person. He's supposed to be cooler than

887
00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:53,200
Speaker 1: what he is. He's not, you know, like he needs

888
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:57,879
Speaker 1: like a grease or something under his belt Saturday. Put

889
00:52:57,960 --> 00:53:00,720
Speaker 1: him in a Saturday night fever, something to make because

890
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:03,520
Speaker 1: he's cool. But I just he's not cool. At the

891
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:07,480
Speaker 1: same time, he's gotta seems like he'd be a loser

892
00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 1: in real life, even though they keep telling us he's

893
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:13,880
Speaker 1: cool in movies. He is like, I don't know, he

894
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:16,719
Speaker 1: let the rock take his cool and then rock ran

895
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:20,239
Speaker 1: with rock being cool, So yeah, kind of corny. Now

896
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:23,919
Speaker 1: damn all right, there are two more. This one's fun

897
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:27,760
Speaker 1: Terry Crews. What do you think Terry Crews is doing

898
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:31,040
Speaker 1: in relation to eating? Was too much? Too little or

899
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:35,440
Speaker 1: just the right amount? Too much? And I'm acquainting too

900
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:37,719
Speaker 1: much with with what I think of that, Like I

901
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:42,120
Speaker 1: think he's another cornball. Yeah, so is that the where

902
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:44,560
Speaker 1: am I giving him? Too late? Like it's up to you.

903
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:47,800
Speaker 1: I would. I've I've long felt that Terry crew seems

904
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:51,879
Speaker 1: like he doesn't eat pussy at all. Okay, Okay, okay, okay,

905
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,640
Speaker 1: Vin Diesel don't eat pussy either, Yeah I would. I

906
00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:56,920
Speaker 1: would say both of them sort of give me non

907
00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:01,000
Speaker 1: pussy eating vibes. Okay, okay, so now get okay, So

908
00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:04,440
Speaker 1: I'm gonna john to Volta he eats pussy, but you

909
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:09,600
Speaker 1: say so would be boy pussy? It doesn't matter. It could.

910
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:13,759
Speaker 1: But he's right, he's cool, he's right at the level

911
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:16,239
Speaker 1: he's eating a lot of pussies. Yeah, then these last

912
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:19,280
Speaker 1: two niggas, dog, they're not eating they're not even pussy.

913
00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:22,000
Speaker 1: You know what, I'll give Ben Diesel a little bit

914
00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:24,719
Speaker 1: more credit than I give Terry Crews. Or you think

915
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:30,040
Speaker 1: Ben Diesel has tried it, it just ain't for him. Yeah,

916
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:34,359
Speaker 1: Terry Crews O, no, no, that n no, I don't know. Yeah,

917
00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:36,640
Speaker 1: he doesn't seem like he does it at all. When

918
00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:38,680
Speaker 1: he was in Friday and he wasn't talking and he

919
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:41,480
Speaker 1: wasn't on that show Americans got town out of gave

920
00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:44,920
Speaker 1: him he started talking and starting out. Yeah, as soon

921
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:47,680
Speaker 1: as we learned what his real personality was, it it

922
00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:52,840
Speaker 1: truly changed everything. Yeah. Yeah, all right, this is the

923
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:55,560
Speaker 1: last one. And I'll say this. I'm gonna warn you

924
00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:59,720
Speaker 1: ahead of time that this person share similar very similar

925
00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:03,840
Speaker 1: bro Merse to John Travolta and the the last person

926
00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:08,600
Speaker 1: I will present to you is Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise,

927
00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:11,959
Speaker 1: what do you think of him and his too much,

928
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:15,880
Speaker 1: too little or just the right amount? Too much? Too little?

929
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:21,640
Speaker 1: I like Time Cruise, man, I don't have a problem.

930
00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:26,200
Speaker 1: I don't got no beef with Time Cruise. Uh. I

931
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:32,399
Speaker 1: think he probably too little, too little? Tell me more

932
00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:36,239
Speaker 1: too little? What's too little again? Like he's not he's

933
00:55:36,239 --> 00:55:39,319
Speaker 1: not eating enough? Yeah, that he just is, you know,

934
00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:41,879
Speaker 1: it's very Uh yeah, I don't think he's eating enough.

935
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:44,920
Speaker 1: He should be. He should be cooler than what he is.

936
00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:48,200
Speaker 1: And he's like five seven from what I heard. I

937
00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:50,600
Speaker 1: think you're being generous. I think he's like five five.

938
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:54,400
Speaker 1: But yeah, he's little dude. But yeah, he's he's not

939
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:57,480
Speaker 1: eating enough. He's not eat enough to jumping on the

940
00:55:57,520 --> 00:56:00,520
Speaker 1: couch thing what I remember. I still never seen that,

941
00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:03,000
Speaker 1: but I've always heard that growing up, that he was

942
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:06,120
Speaker 1: jumping on the couch and you know, yeah, well it

943
00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:09,600
Speaker 1: was him. It's worth explaining a little bit that he

944
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:12,880
Speaker 1: he goes on Oprah. He's having this conversation with Oprah

945
00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:15,920
Speaker 1: about his career, his life, and then Oprah asked him

946
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:20,320
Speaker 1: about Katie Holmes, who is his then girlfriend I believe

947
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:23,600
Speaker 1: not yet his wife, but eventually would become his wife.

948
00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:28,680
Speaker 1: And in response to her asking him about Katie Holmes,

949
00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:31,400
Speaker 1: he jumps on the couch and exclaims that he's in love.

950
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:34,360
Speaker 1: Why why? Why did Why did that? Was that the

951
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:38,160
Speaker 1: first like begin was at the beginning of social media.

952
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:41,800
Speaker 1: I think it was just like a real, like uh methey,

953
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,680
Speaker 1: response to a thing that would have should have been

954
00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:49,600
Speaker 1: a yeah. It just was real, like, yo, you're you're

955
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:54,080
Speaker 1: doing too much about a thing that truly didn't require

956
00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:56,719
Speaker 1: that kind of energy, you know what I mean, Like

957
00:56:56,760 --> 00:56:59,080
Speaker 1: it was like casual conversation and this thing it was

958
00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:02,879
Speaker 1: like I'm in love, I'm in love, and it was like, Okay,

959
00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:04,839
Speaker 1: if he did, you think you think it would get

960
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:07,400
Speaker 1: the same reaction if you did that today. No, I

961
00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:10,120
Speaker 1: think it would barely make a headline if he did

962
00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:14,080
Speaker 1: it to Yeah, but back then we had four channels,

963
00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:18,080
Speaker 1: and it's man, this is there was acting crazy. If

964
00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:20,280
Speaker 1: he did that today, he would get so much love, like,

965
00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:24,880
Speaker 1: oh he loves his wife. Yeah, it's like, uh, it

966
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:27,080
Speaker 1: would be like a chance album coming out, you know

967
00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:29,080
Speaker 1: what I mean. We'd just be like, yeah, I guess

968
00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:33,240
Speaker 1: love his wife. Yeah but yeah to to he's not

969
00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:37,440
Speaker 1: eat enough, not eating enough? All right, Well we did it, Reggie.

970
00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:40,120
Speaker 1: I think that covers everything. Could you tell the people

971
00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:43,080
Speaker 1: at home where they could find you? What? What cool

972
00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:45,360
Speaker 1: ships you have going on? All right now? I'm only

973
00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:48,640
Speaker 1: on Instagram, follow me at Red Conquest r G Conquest

974
00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:52,000
Speaker 1: and uh working on some dope ship, working on season

975
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:54,960
Speaker 1: two of that Damn Michael Jay, and I'm on stages

976
00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:58,880
Speaker 1: all around New York. Hell yeah right now, so oh

977
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:02,320
Speaker 1: fuck yeah, yeah that's what's up. So you know, follow

978
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:05,880
Speaker 1: Reggie on Instagram and and watch that Damn Michael Cha

979
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,560
Speaker 1: and look out for season two. And as always, you

980
00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:11,440
Speaker 1: can follow me at Langston Kermen. And please, if you

981
00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:13,360
Speaker 1: want to send us drops, if you want to send

982
00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:16,360
Speaker 1: us conspiracy theories of your own, you can send them

983
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984
00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:30,640
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985
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Speaker 1: your Quala bears are racists. Money stuff I can't tell

986
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Speaker 1: me