WEBVTT - Mister Beau{talks} 

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<v Speaker 1>Misspelling with Tory Spelling an iHeartRadio podcast. Okay, so on

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<v Speaker 1>my stories recently, I posted what I thought was a

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<v Speaker 1>very cute photo of my seven year old son Bo

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<v Speaker 1>pretending being the keyword here, guys pretending to give me

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<v Speaker 1>a massage. And then I said he wanted to make

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<v Speaker 1>money for an allowance, and I thought this was a

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<v Speaker 1>good way to start beats chores something like that. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, solid plan, and yeah, that's all it was.

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<v Speaker 1>And then all of a sudden it exploded on the

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<v Speaker 1>press scene, Tori Spelling getting slammed for making They always

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<v Speaker 1>turn it to that I'm making forcing making her son

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<v Speaker 1>Bo give her a massage for his chores. Okay, where

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<v Speaker 1>do you even start here? Okay, clearly, I think clearly

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<v Speaker 1>in the photo, I was at a massage parlor. Wait

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<v Speaker 1>did they even call them massage parlors anymore? That's such

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<v Speaker 1>an archaic term. No, I was at. So I have

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<v Speaker 1>a friend that does time massage and her name is Michelle,

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<v Speaker 1>and she's amazing and she I think I've been friends

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<v Speaker 1>with her since oh my gosh, I always count things

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<v Speaker 1>by children and pregnancy, since Liam and Stella were babies.

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<v Speaker 1>She's been through all my pregnancies together. She has this

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<v Speaker 1>great massage place. She does amazing time massage and she

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<v Speaker 1>also throughout the years, like she taught my kids how

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<v Speaker 1>to cook thy food. Like she's unbelievable. And we were

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<v Speaker 1>catching up because I haven't seen her in a long time,

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<v Speaker 1>and she hasn't seen Bo since he was a baby.

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<v Speaker 1>It's been years. So we went in and I brought

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<v Speaker 1>the kids to see her. They're like, we want to

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<v Speaker 1>see Michelle. Brought the kids to see her, and we

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<v Speaker 1>were all having lunch and everything, and she's like, let

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<v Speaker 1>me work on your back. Oh my gosh, your back

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<v Speaker 1>is so bad. So she did, and then Bo's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to help. So she took that one picture

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<v Speaker 1>of Bo pretending to give me a massage. And I

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<v Speaker 1>just think it's wild, Like it's wild the stuff that

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<v Speaker 1>you can put out there that they changed the narrative

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<v Speaker 1>on so hardcore. And I mean, as soon as I

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<v Speaker 1>put it up, one of my best guy friends he

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<v Speaker 1>DMed me and he was like like, that's not a

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<v Speaker 1>good look. And I'm like, I know, like joking, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>like I know he was getting all the wrong spots,

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<v Speaker 1>like you should have started on the feet. But he said.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, oh my god, people are going to freak out.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, why, Like it's a cute photo. Everyone knows

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<v Speaker 1>it's not real. Clearly we are not at home. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not making him do chores, like clearly I'm at a

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<v Speaker 1>massage place. Anyway. I guess I should have posted the

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<v Speaker 1>picture of him like walking on my back holding onto

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<v Speaker 1>the straps of the ceiling like that would have got

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<v Speaker 1>even crazier. But it's funny because I immediately when this like exploded,

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<v Speaker 1>was talking to my to one of my mom friends,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, wait, what do you make of this?

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<v Speaker 1>Like if it were true even like oh, you know, hey, mom,

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<v Speaker 1>Like can this be one of my chores, like you know,

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<v Speaker 1>walking on your back or like cracking your back whatever?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that like horrible anyway? And She's like, no, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, my kids. I make them rub my feet

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<v Speaker 1>all the time. And I'm like, yeah, anyway, my kids,

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<v Speaker 1>I wish they even did chores. I mean, I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like I do the chores and they should pay me basically.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, So I think it's interesting though that I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know on social media, why is it like comedians

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<v Speaker 1>can post anything, Comedians that have families kids like they

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<v Speaker 1>can post anything and people are like, hah, they're kidding,

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<v Speaker 1>that's funny. But if an actor posts something like oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, that must be true, she's a horrible mom.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I had another friend that was like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>good news is irrelevant, like you're in the breast, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I know, but I don't like I have

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<v Speaker 1>such mom guilt anyway, Like I don't need that. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't need people like shaming me thinking I'm like forcing

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<v Speaker 1>my kids to massage me anyway, bo Bose here Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm sick from school today. Hey bo Comericameric. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm I'm going to show you a photo. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>do you remember when we went to see my friend

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<v Speaker 1>that does massages? Who was it? Yeah, So Michelle took

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<v Speaker 1>a picture of you pretending to massage me and I

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<v Speaker 1>thought it was cute and I put it on Instagram

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<v Speaker 1>and people thought that I was actually making you massage

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<v Speaker 1>me so that you could make money, make an allowance.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think of this? So at my friend

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<v Speaker 1>Michelle's massage place, she has what she has bars basically

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<v Speaker 1>on her ceiling and it's so she can hang on

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<v Speaker 1>to the bars and do footwork on people's backs and

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<v Speaker 1>so it's but the kids, ever since they were little,

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<v Speaker 1>would love to like go hang on the bars and

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<v Speaker 1>pretend they were doing gymnastics because we've known her for

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<v Speaker 1>so long. So Bo was like, I want to try.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, it's a picture of bow hanging from the bars,

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<v Speaker 1>standing on my back, like cracking my back and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you have fun doing that?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Did I pay you for doing that? No?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, why are you going to throw my acorn at?

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<v Speaker 2>I do chores? I can get money?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, so Bo, thank you you too. He found because

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<v Speaker 1>they have commercials and ads, and he found an app

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<v Speaker 1>called Acorns where I could set up a card for

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<v Speaker 1>him and put money. So if he does chores, that's

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<v Speaker 1>how he gets his allowances, he gets this card. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>what chores would you recommend? Since people think I'm making

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<v Speaker 1>you massage me, which is not true. But you do

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<v Speaker 1>want to make money, right, Remember you had a few

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<v Speaker 1>ideas how you can make money. What chores do you

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<v Speaker 1>think you should do that I can give you? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you know what's called an allowance?

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<v Speaker 3>Yep?

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<v Speaker 2>I know what allowance is?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So what chores do you think you could do?

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<v Speaker 2>What chores?

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<v Speaker 3>What about Okay, I could fold my clothes.

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<v Speaker 1>You could fold your clothes. But see that's where it

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<v Speaker 1>gets dicey in this world, Like don't you think you're

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<v Speaker 1>almost ate, right, you'll be eight in a week. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>you think you should just fold your clothes anyway because

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<v Speaker 1>they're your clothes and it's your home, and not charge

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<v Speaker 1>more money for folding your own clothes.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're not getting me to no, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't say that. Okay, what other chores?

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<v Speaker 2>What about making the room?

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna make the room nice and tidy, nice and tidy, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Or wherever you say I don't have good ideas.

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever I say, Well, the public doesn't like me saying

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<v Speaker 1>that you're gonna missa Can you tell our listeners ideas

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<v Speaker 1>you had for a stand.

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<v Speaker 2>Outside lemonade Stan.

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<v Speaker 1>But remember you said it wasn't going to be a

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<v Speaker 1>lemonade stand. You wanted to give people, give people what

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<v Speaker 1>you said, orange.

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<v Speaker 2>Juice, orange juice. I don't want I don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>sell lemonade anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want to sell lemonade because that's like archaic, right,

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<v Speaker 1>Like lemonade stands are a thing in the past, so

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<v Speaker 1>now they're just oj stands orange juice. Well, sure, right,

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<v Speaker 1>but that does not defeat the purpose because lemonade is

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to be homemade. Like you make homemade lemonade, you can.

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<v Speaker 2>Make oranges too.

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<v Speaker 1>That's you gotta charge more for that because that takes

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<v Speaker 1>that's a lot more work. I think it's not just

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<v Speaker 1>like you know, country time lemonade is not even exist anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Powder like you got you have to like wheeze the oranges.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a lot of work for you, aka me. So

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<v Speaker 1>what prices would you charge people for a glass of

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<v Speaker 1>orange juice?

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<v Speaker 2>Three or two dollars?

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<v Speaker 1>Three or two dollars?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want it too much.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's too much. No, because of the labor

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<v Speaker 1>and labor intensive after okay, and there's no venmo no

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<v Speaker 1>venmo accepted. Yeah, just straight cash because you don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to you don't want to be scammed.

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<v Speaker 2>And you can get a glass of a glass of

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<v Speaker 2>orange juice.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you can.

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<v Speaker 2>You can get a tip. You can give me a

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<v Speaker 2>chip I'll have a tip jar.

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<v Speaker 3>You have a tip jar, and I'll give her away

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<v Speaker 3>to the home ones my chip jar full of money.

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<v Speaker 1>That's very kind, I do.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's really and I don't have anything to

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<v Speaker 2>do with my quarters.

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<v Speaker 1>That's very nice of you. Don't bring me.

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<v Speaker 2>On the right sand please?

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<v Speaker 1>How orange juice?

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<v Speaker 3>How you know the white table, white length table we

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<v Speaker 3>have in the garage.

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<v Speaker 1>The folding table? Correct?

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<v Speaker 2>What about that? Put that there?

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<v Speaker 3>Make a sign and get some solo cups?

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<v Speaker 2>Would do not realize how hard? That is? Not hard

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<v Speaker 2>at all? So easy?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? What's the sign going to say?

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<v Speaker 2>Orange?

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<v Speaker 1>And is that all you're going to sell there? What

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<v Speaker 1>if people are hungry?

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<v Speaker 2>We can get an orange. This is an orange?

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<v Speaker 1>Just an orange for one dollar? An orange for one dollar,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a better deal. I'd buy that because then I

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<v Speaker 1>can squeeze my own I save two bus oranges. Where

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<v Speaker 1>are you going to get the oranges?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you think? The black market on the market?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean? What do you think?

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<v Speaker 1>But that defeats the purpose again, if you buy it,

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<v Speaker 1>then it's cutting into your profits. Did you know did

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<v Speaker 1>you know that if fruit is hanging over your property,

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<v Speaker 1>onto public property, it's considered public property? Did you know this? Wait?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you know this? Do you know that? There's websites

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<v Speaker 1>and apps you can find so you can see what

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<v Speaker 1>streets like have fruit that are hanging onto the sidewalk,

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<v Speaker 1>and that fruit's like fair game.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a house near us oranges hanging over the.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's public property.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, if it's hanging over the driveway onto the sidewalk

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<v Speaker 1>or street, their nah, that's theirs. That's theirs. But you

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<v Speaker 1>could go to them and say, hey, if you go

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<v Speaker 1>into this orange juice business with me, I will split

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<v Speaker 1>my profits with you. If you give me the oranges,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll give.

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<v Speaker 2>You twenty dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Being a podcaster so sexy. Okay, let's talk about you

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<v Speaker 1>being my co host. Oh my god, I have it.

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<v Speaker 1>Bo can pop in once in a while, and how

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<v Speaker 1>I have tory stories. We could do botox because his

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<v Speaker 1>name is Bo b E A U T A l

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<v Speaker 1>K S botox. But it's botox, you get it. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>always here for the jingle. No Bo's talking. Okay, Okay, okay, whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a good idea. I think it's clever. What would

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<v Speaker 1>you talk about on the podcast with you and I?

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<v Speaker 1>What would we talk about?

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<v Speaker 2>What does it co als do?

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<v Speaker 1>Good question? It's kind of a podcasting's like the wild

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<v Speaker 1>Wild West. It's like gone rogue. You can kind of

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<v Speaker 1>do whatever you want, like you and I could just

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<v Speaker 1>talk about stuff. You would be I'm the host of misspelling,

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<v Speaker 1>and you would be my co host. You would talk

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<v Speaker 1>about whatever you want to talk about that week, like

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<v Speaker 1>did something funny happen at school?

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<v Speaker 2>Or we talk about plans.

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<v Speaker 1>Or we talk about plans. Bo, what would you like

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<v Speaker 1>to do for the next weekend?

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<v Speaker 2>Make you stand and make money so I can go

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<v Speaker 2>to and get my.

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<v Speaker 1>So you want an orange juice stand? Let me just

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<v Speaker 1>reiterate this, an orange juice stand so you can make

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<v Speaker 1>money so you can go to five below. It's the

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<v Speaker 1>story he loves where everything is five dollars, But it's not.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what they tell you on YouTube. Everything everything ends

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<v Speaker 1>with a five basically, So they do have stuff that's

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<v Speaker 1>below five dollars, but then they have like other things

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<v Speaker 1>that are like fifteen dollars or twenty five dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, fifteen dollars, twenty five dollars, there's nothing, what's twenty

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<v Speaker 3>five dollars? All I see is five dollars and a

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<v Speaker 3>twenty five And I see five dollars and.

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<v Speaker 2>Not twenty five dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well, what is this large There's a very large

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<v Speaker 1>stuffy that is here in our room that he saw

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<v Speaker 1>on TikTok or YouTube.

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<v Speaker 2>Still saw on TikTok, and then she saw she saw.

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<v Speaker 1>And it most certainly was not five dollars. It was

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<v Speaker 1>twenty five dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's said is twenty five dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we got the last one. Okay, listen, I'm great

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<v Speaker 1>at marketing. I don't do it for five below. So

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<v Speaker 1>you need to talk to their people if you have

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<v Speaker 1>a problem with this. But the thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Is they have fifteen dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>You should you should maybe you could do like a

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<v Speaker 1>curated section.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm asking it's called five below. All this stuff is

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<v Speaker 3>five dollars. It should be something like below five, like

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<v Speaker 3>four dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Three dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, that's what it's called.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's only five dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, you're really less than fired up about this. Who

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<v Speaker 1>are you going to talk to there? The owner of

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<v Speaker 1>five below. If anyone hears this and knows the owner

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<v Speaker 1>of five below, my seven year old would like to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to them, talk to them. Talk to the manager.

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<v Speaker 1>So not the owner, just the manager. Now, Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>you're going to say you've marketed your store wrong. It

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<v Speaker 1>should not be called five below, because that's not true.

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<v Speaker 2>Dollar Tree.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything's like dollars, so dollar Tree. That's how they get

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<v Speaker 1>you in the store. Is they say dollar Tree or

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<v Speaker 1>ninety nine cents store? But you go in and there's

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<v Speaker 1>things for other prices in there. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>What about what's the place called where all the stuff

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<v Speaker 3>is actually one dollar?

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<v Speaker 1>But some it's not Dollar Tree?

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<v Speaker 2>Don't they have food at dollar Tree?

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<v Speaker 1>Do they like? What? What kind of food do they have? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>What can we go back to talking about these? You're

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<v Speaker 1>just like me, you go off on a tangent. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what topics are we discussing on the show on botox?

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<v Speaker 2>It's funny that you say both.

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<v Speaker 1>They made you laugh, It's funny. Yeah, I'm here for

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<v Speaker 1>it's so.

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<v Speaker 2>Funny because it's a stupid name.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, ju just fart. So what else do you want

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<v Speaker 1>to talk on your podcast? Talk about?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, this is kind of toys podcast?

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<v Speaker 1>Who's Torri?

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<v Speaker 2>You?

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<v Speaker 1>What's my name to Torri?

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<v Speaker 2>What I forgot?

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<v Speaker 1>You forgot my name? To tour? Spelling is missspelling? Misspelling?

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<v Speaker 2>Misspelling?

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<v Speaker 1>No, the podcast is called misspelling.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah, I know, I get it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So what are you gonna talk about?

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<v Speaker 2>Hm? Hm hmm?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank do you want to talk about the show you

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<v Speaker 1>just had in school? What show?

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<v Speaker 2>What my performance?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Where'd you sing?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh huh?

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<v Speaker 1>So this is a in fact that I didn't share

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<v Speaker 1>with you at the time because I didn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>make you nervous. But remember the song you sang. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a more My godfather, Dean Martin sang that song to

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<v Speaker 1>you as a kid. I don't know if he sang

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<v Speaker 1>it to music kid, but it's his song. He wrote

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<v Speaker 1>and performed. He's the original singer of that song. He

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<v Speaker 1>used to give me money trees when I was a kid.

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<v Speaker 1>It's what is a money tree? It's he would create

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<v Speaker 1>a little tree and fill it with money so it

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<v Speaker 1>would like look like the tree leaves branches, but were money.

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<v Speaker 1>It was something It's not possible. No, they weren't dollars. No,

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<v Speaker 1>so right, But I got more money and he used

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<v Speaker 1>to give me those on my birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>So did you get money from the tree?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I could have. I don't know where it is.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what happened to them. You're lie, swear

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<v Speaker 1>to God. Okay, So I didn't give my kid money

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<v Speaker 1>to massage me, please, but I'm going to sign you

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<v Speaker 1>up on Acorn app. So you can make money, but

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<v Speaker 1>you have to actually make the money. You have to

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<v Speaker 1>do things like help with the dishes. You can help

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<v Speaker 1>me with the laundry, you could feed the dogs. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so that was bo. I feel like he needs to

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<v Speaker 1>like get the timing right on podcasting, but he's learning. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>he's homesick today, so as a working mom, single working mom,

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<v Speaker 1>he is here taking over my podcast. So that's what happens.

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<v Speaker 1>And all you moms and dads out there can relate

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<v Speaker 1>when you have to work from home and your kid's homesick.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, there's a little glimpse into my life. But

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I just feel like going back to

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<v Speaker 1>the massage picture, like as moms, like we take funny

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<v Speaker 1>pictures and like it's not serious, And I guess I

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<v Speaker 1>should have followed it up with like this was a joke,

0:20:14.720 --> 0:20:17.080
<v Speaker 1>you guys, like obviously it's a joke. Like I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>a mom that's making my kid massage me and then

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<v Speaker 1>giving him allowance money. Anyway, Oh boy, did use fart