Speaker 1: Misspelling with Tory Spelling an iHeartRadio podcast. Okay, so on
Speaker 1: my stories recently, I posted what I thought was a
Speaker 1: very cute photo of my seven year old son Bo
Speaker 1: pretending being the keyword here, guys pretending to give me
Speaker 1: a massage. And then I said he wanted to make
Speaker 1: money for an allowance, and I thought this was a
Speaker 1: good way to start beats chores something like that. I
Speaker 1: don't know, solid plan, and yeah, that's all it was.
Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden it exploded on the
Speaker 1: press scene, Tori Spelling getting slammed for making They always
Speaker 1: turn it to that I'm making forcing making her son
Speaker 1: Bo give her a massage for his chores. Okay, where
Speaker 1: do you even start here? Okay, clearly, I think clearly
Speaker 1: in the photo, I was at a massage parlor. Wait
Speaker 1: did they even call them massage parlors anymore? That's such
Speaker 1: an archaic term. No, I was at. So I have
Speaker 1: a friend that does time massage and her name is Michelle,
Speaker 1: and she's amazing and she I think I've been friends
Speaker 1: with her since oh my gosh, I always count things
Speaker 1: by children and pregnancy, since Liam and Stella were babies.
Speaker 1: She's been through all my pregnancies together. She has this
Speaker 1: great massage place. She does amazing time massage and she
Speaker 1: also throughout the years, like she taught my kids how
Speaker 1: to cook thy food. Like she's unbelievable. And we were
Speaker 1: catching up because I haven't seen her in a long time,
Speaker 1: and she hasn't seen Bo since he was a baby.
Speaker 1: It's been years. So we went in and I brought
Speaker 1: the kids to see her. They're like, we want to
Speaker 1: see Michelle. Brought the kids to see her, and we
Speaker 1: were all having lunch and everything, and she's like, let
Speaker 1: me work on your back. Oh my gosh, your back
Speaker 1: is so bad. So she did, and then Bo's like,
Speaker 1: I want to help. So she took that one picture
Speaker 1: of Bo pretending to give me a massage. And I
Speaker 1: just think it's wild, Like it's wild the stuff that
Speaker 1: you can put out there that they changed the narrative
Speaker 1: on so hardcore. And I mean, as soon as I
Speaker 1: put it up, one of my best guy friends he
Speaker 1: DMed me and he was like like, that's not a
Speaker 1: good look. And I'm like, I know, like joking, I'm
Speaker 1: like I know he was getting all the wrong spots,
Speaker 1: like you should have started on the feet. But he said.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh my god, people are going to freak out.
Speaker 1: I said, why, Like it's a cute photo. Everyone knows
Speaker 1: it's not real. Clearly we are not at home. I'm
Speaker 1: not making him do chores, like clearly I'm at a
Speaker 1: massage place. Anyway. I guess I should have posted the
Speaker 1: picture of him like walking on my back holding onto
Speaker 1: the straps of the ceiling like that would have got
Speaker 1: even crazier. But it's funny because I immediately when this like exploded,
Speaker 1: was talking to my to one of my mom friends,
Speaker 1: and I was like, wait, what do you make of this?
Speaker 1: Like if it were true even like oh, you know, hey, mom,
Speaker 1: Like can this be one of my chores, like you know,
Speaker 1: walking on your back or like cracking your back whatever?
Speaker 1: Is that like horrible anyway? And She's like, no, oh
Speaker 1: my god, my kids. I make them rub my feet
Speaker 1: all the time. And I'm like, yeah, anyway, my kids,
Speaker 1: I wish they even did chores. I mean, I feel
Speaker 1: like I do the chores and they should pay me basically.
Speaker 1: But yeah, So I think it's interesting though that I
Speaker 1: don't know on social media, why is it like comedians
Speaker 1: can post anything, Comedians that have families kids like they
Speaker 1: can post anything and people are like, hah, they're kidding,
Speaker 1: that's funny. But if an actor posts something like oh
Speaker 1: my god, that must be true, she's a horrible mom.
Speaker 1: And then I had another friend that was like, well,
Speaker 1: good news is irrelevant, like you're in the breast, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, I know, but I don't like I have
Speaker 1: such mom guilt anyway, Like I don't need that. I
Speaker 1: don't need people like shaming me thinking I'm like forcing
Speaker 1: my kids to massage me anyway, bo Bose here Actually,
Speaker 1: so I'm sick from school today. Hey bo Comericameric. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I'm I'm going to show you a photo. Okay,
Speaker 1: do you remember when we went to see my friend
Speaker 1: that does massages? Who was it? Yeah, So Michelle took
Speaker 1: a picture of you pretending to massage me and I
Speaker 1: thought it was cute and I put it on Instagram
Speaker 1: and people thought that I was actually making you massage
Speaker 1: me so that you could make money, make an allowance.
Speaker 1: What do you think of this? So at my friend
Speaker 1: Michelle's massage place, she has what she has bars basically
Speaker 1: on her ceiling and it's so she can hang on
Speaker 1: to the bars and do footwork on people's backs and
Speaker 1: so it's but the kids, ever since they were little,
Speaker 1: would love to like go hang on the bars and
Speaker 1: pretend they were doing gymnastics because we've known her for
Speaker 1: so long. So Bo was like, I want to try.
Speaker 1: So yeah, it's a picture of bow hanging from the bars,
Speaker 1: standing on my back, like cracking my back and stuff.
Speaker 1: Did you have fun doing that?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Did I pay you for doing that? No?
Speaker 2: Hey, why are you going to throw my acorn at?
Speaker 2: I do chores? I can get money?
Speaker 1: Oh, so Bo, thank you you too. He found because
Speaker 1: they have commercials and ads, and he found an app
Speaker 1: called Acorns where I could set up a card for
Speaker 1: him and put money. So if he does chores, that's
Speaker 1: how he gets his allowances, he gets this card. Right,
Speaker 1: what chores would you recommend? Since people think I'm making
Speaker 1: you massage me, which is not true. But you do
Speaker 1: want to make money, right, Remember you had a few
Speaker 1: ideas how you can make money. What chores do you
Speaker 1: think you should do that I can give you? Do
Speaker 1: you know what's called an allowance?
Speaker 3: Yep?
Speaker 2: I know what allowance is?
Speaker 1: Okay, So what chores do you think you could do?
Speaker 2: What chores?
Speaker 3: What about Okay, I could fold my clothes.
Speaker 1: You could fold your clothes. But see that's where it
Speaker 1: gets dicey in this world, Like don't you think you're
Speaker 1: almost ate, right, you'll be eight in a week. Don't
Speaker 1: you think you should just fold your clothes anyway because
Speaker 1: they're your clothes and it's your home, and not charge
Speaker 1: more money for folding your own clothes.
Speaker 2: So you're not getting me to no, I.
Speaker 1: Didn't say that. Okay, what other chores?
Speaker 2: What about making the room?
Speaker 1: You're gonna make the room nice and tidy, nice and tidy, okay.
Speaker 2: Or wherever you say I don't have good ideas.
Speaker 1: Whatever I say, Well, the public doesn't like me saying
Speaker 1: that you're gonna missa Can you tell our listeners ideas
Speaker 1: you had for a stand.
Speaker 2: Outside lemonade Stan.
Speaker 1: But remember you said it wasn't going to be a
Speaker 1: lemonade stand. You wanted to give people, give people what
Speaker 1: you said, orange.
Speaker 2: Juice, orange juice. I don't want I don't want to
Speaker 2: sell lemonade anymore.
Speaker 1: You don't want to sell lemonade because that's like archaic, right,
Speaker 1: Like lemonade stands are a thing in the past, so
Speaker 1: now they're just oj stands orange juice. Well, sure, right,
Speaker 1: but that does not defeat the purpose because lemonade is
Speaker 1: supposed to be homemade. Like you make homemade lemonade, you can.
Speaker 2: Make oranges too.
Speaker 1: That's you gotta charge more for that because that takes
Speaker 1: that's a lot more work. I think it's not just
Speaker 1: like you know, country time lemonade is not even exist anymore.
Speaker 1: Powder like you got you have to like wheeze the oranges.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of work for you, aka me. So
Speaker 1: what prices would you charge people for a glass of
Speaker 1: orange juice?
Speaker 2: Three or two dollars?
Speaker 1: Three or two dollars?
Speaker 2: I don't want it too much.
Speaker 1: I think that's too much. No, because of the labor
Speaker 1: and labor intensive after okay, and there's no venmo no
Speaker 1: venmo accepted. Yeah, just straight cash because you don't want
Speaker 1: to you don't want to be scammed.
Speaker 2: And you can get a glass of a glass of
Speaker 2: orange juice.
Speaker 1: Now you can.
Speaker 2: You can get a tip. You can give me a
Speaker 2: chip I'll have a tip jar.
Speaker 3: You have a tip jar, and I'll give her away
Speaker 3: to the home ones my chip jar full of money.
Speaker 1: That's very kind, I do.
Speaker 2: I think that's really and I don't have anything to
Speaker 2: do with my quarters.
Speaker 1: That's very nice of you. Don't bring me.
Speaker 2: On the right sand please?
Speaker 1: How orange juice?
Speaker 3: How you know the white table, white length table we
Speaker 3: have in the garage.
Speaker 1: The folding table? Correct?
Speaker 2: What about that? Put that there?
Speaker 3: Make a sign and get some solo cups?
Speaker 2: Would do not realize how hard? That is? Not hard
Speaker 2: at all? So easy?
Speaker 1: Okay? What's the sign going to say?
Speaker 2: Orange?
Speaker 1: And is that all you're going to sell there? What
Speaker 1: if people are hungry?
Speaker 2: We can get an orange. This is an orange?
Speaker 1: Just an orange for one dollar? An orange for one dollar,
Speaker 1: that's a better deal. I'd buy that because then I
Speaker 1: can squeeze my own I save two bus oranges. Where
Speaker 1: are you going to get the oranges?
Speaker 2: What do you think? The black market on the market?
Speaker 2: What do you mean? What do you think?
Speaker 1: But that defeats the purpose again, if you buy it,
Speaker 1: then it's cutting into your profits. Did you know did
Speaker 1: you know that if fruit is hanging over your property,
Speaker 1: onto public property, it's considered public property? Did you know this? Wait?
Speaker 1: Did you know this? Do you know that? There's websites
Speaker 1: and apps you can find so you can see what
Speaker 1: streets like have fruit that are hanging onto the sidewalk,
Speaker 1: and that fruit's like fair game.
Speaker 3: There's a house near us oranges hanging over the.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's public property.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if it's hanging over the driveway onto the sidewalk
Speaker 1: or street, their nah, that's theirs. That's theirs. But you
Speaker 1: could go to them and say, hey, if you go
Speaker 1: into this orange juice business with me, I will split
Speaker 1: my profits with you. If you give me the oranges,
Speaker 1: I'll give.
Speaker 2: You twenty dollars.
Speaker 1: Being a podcaster so sexy. Okay, let's talk about you
Speaker 1: being my co host. Oh my god, I have it.
Speaker 1: Bo can pop in once in a while, and how
Speaker 1: I have tory stories. We could do botox because his
Speaker 1: name is Bo b E A U T A l
Speaker 1: K S botox. But it's botox, you get it. I'm
Speaker 1: always here for the jingle. No Bo's talking. Okay, Okay, okay, whatever.
Speaker 1: It's a good idea. I think it's clever. What would
Speaker 1: you talk about on the podcast with you and I?
Speaker 1: What would we talk about?
Speaker 2: What does it co als do?
Speaker 1: Good question? It's kind of a podcasting's like the wild
Speaker 1: Wild West. It's like gone rogue. You can kind of
Speaker 1: do whatever you want, like you and I could just
Speaker 1: talk about stuff. You would be I'm the host of misspelling,
Speaker 1: and you would be my co host. You would talk
Speaker 1: about whatever you want to talk about that week, like
Speaker 1: did something funny happen at school?
Speaker 2: Or we talk about plans.
Speaker 1: Or we talk about plans. Bo, what would you like
Speaker 1: to do for the next weekend?
Speaker 2: Make you stand and make money so I can go
Speaker 2: to and get my.
Speaker 1: So you want an orange juice stand? Let me just
Speaker 1: reiterate this, an orange juice stand so you can make
Speaker 1: money so you can go to five below. It's the
Speaker 1: story he loves where everything is five dollars, But it's not.
Speaker 1: That's what they tell you on YouTube. Everything everything ends
Speaker 1: with a five basically, So they do have stuff that's
Speaker 1: below five dollars, but then they have like other things
Speaker 1: that are like fifteen dollars or twenty five dollars.
Speaker 3: Right, fifteen dollars, twenty five dollars, there's nothing, what's twenty
Speaker 3: five dollars? All I see is five dollars and a
Speaker 3: twenty five And I see five dollars and.
Speaker 2: Not twenty five dollars.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, what is this large There's a very large
Speaker 1: stuffy that is here in our room that he saw
Speaker 1: on TikTok or YouTube.
Speaker 2: Still saw on TikTok, and then she saw she saw.
Speaker 1: And it most certainly was not five dollars. It was
Speaker 1: twenty five dollars.
Speaker 2: So that's said is twenty five dollars.
Speaker 1: Okay, we got the last one. Okay, listen, I'm great
Speaker 1: at marketing. I don't do it for five below. So
Speaker 1: you need to talk to their people if you have
Speaker 1: a problem with this. But the thing.
Speaker 3: Is they have fifteen dollars.
Speaker 1: You should you should maybe you could do like a
Speaker 1: curated section.
Speaker 3: I'm asking it's called five below. All this stuff is
Speaker 3: five dollars. It should be something like below five, like
Speaker 3: four dollars.
Speaker 2: Three dollars.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's what it's called.
Speaker 2: But it's only five dollars.
Speaker 1: Wow, you're really less than fired up about this. Who
Speaker 1: are you going to talk to there? The owner of
Speaker 1: five below. If anyone hears this and knows the owner
Speaker 1: of five below, my seven year old would like to
Speaker 1: talk to them, talk to them. Talk to the manager.
Speaker 1: So not the owner, just the manager. Now, Yeah, and
Speaker 1: you're going to say you've marketed your store wrong. It
Speaker 1: should not be called five below, because that's not true.
Speaker 2: Dollar Tree.
Speaker 1: Everything's like dollars, so dollar Tree. That's how they get
Speaker 1: you in the store. Is they say dollar Tree or
Speaker 1: ninety nine cents store? But you go in and there's
Speaker 1: things for other prices in there. I don't know.
Speaker 3: What about what's the place called where all the stuff
Speaker 3: is actually one dollar?
Speaker 1: But some it's not Dollar Tree?
Speaker 2: Don't they have food at dollar Tree?
Speaker 1: Do they like? What? What kind of food do they have? Okay?
Speaker 1: What can we go back to talking about these? You're
Speaker 1: just like me, you go off on a tangent. Okay,
Speaker 1: what topics are we discussing on the show on botox?
Speaker 2: It's funny that you say both.
Speaker 1: They made you laugh, It's funny. Yeah, I'm here for
Speaker 1: it's so.
Speaker 2: Funny because it's a stupid name.
Speaker 1: Okay, ju just fart. So what else do you want
Speaker 1: to talk on your podcast? Talk about?
Speaker 2: Well, this is kind of toys podcast?
Speaker 1: Who's Torri?
Speaker 2: You?
Speaker 1: What's my name to Torri?
Speaker 2: What I forgot?
Speaker 1: You forgot my name? To tour? Spelling is missspelling? Misspelling?
Speaker 2: Misspelling?
Speaker 1: No, the podcast is called misspelling.
Speaker 2: Ah, I know, I get it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So what are you gonna talk about?
Speaker 2: Hm? Hm hmm?
Speaker 1: Thank do you want to talk about the show you
Speaker 1: just had in school? What show?
Speaker 2: What my performance?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Where'd you sing?
Speaker 2: Uh huh?
Speaker 1: So this is a in fact that I didn't share
Speaker 1: with you at the time because I didn't want to
Speaker 1: make you nervous. But remember the song you sang. That's
Speaker 1: a more My godfather, Dean Martin sang that song to
Speaker 1: you as a kid. I don't know if he sang
Speaker 1: it to music kid, but it's his song. He wrote
Speaker 1: and performed. He's the original singer of that song. He
Speaker 1: used to give me money trees when I was a kid.
Speaker 1: It's what is a money tree? It's he would create
Speaker 1: a little tree and fill it with money so it
Speaker 1: would like look like the tree leaves branches, but were money.
Speaker 1: It was something It's not possible. No, they weren't dollars. No,
Speaker 1: so right, But I got more money and he used
Speaker 1: to give me those on my birthday.
Speaker 2: So did you get money from the tree?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I could have. I don't know where it is.
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened to them. You're lie, swear
Speaker 1: to God. Okay, So I didn't give my kid money
Speaker 1: to massage me, please, but I'm going to sign you
Speaker 1: up on Acorn app. So you can make money, but
Speaker 1: you have to actually make the money. You have to
Speaker 1: do things like help with the dishes. You can help
Speaker 1: me with the laundry, you could feed the dogs. Okay,
Speaker 1: so that was bo. I feel like he needs to
Speaker 1: like get the timing right on podcasting, but he's learning. Anyway,
Speaker 1: he's homesick today, so as a working mom, single working mom,
Speaker 1: he is here taking over my podcast. So that's what happens.
Speaker 1: And all you moms and dads out there can relate
Speaker 1: when you have to work from home and your kid's homesick.
Speaker 1: So yeah, there's a little glimpse into my life. But
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just feel like going back to
Speaker 1: the massage picture, like as moms, like we take funny
Speaker 1: pictures and like it's not serious, And I guess I
Speaker 1: should have followed it up with like this was a joke,
Speaker 1: you guys, like obviously it's a joke. Like I'm not
Speaker 1: a mom that's making my kid massage me and then
Speaker 1: giving him allowance money. Anyway, Oh boy, did use fart