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Speaker 1: Firm Morning Show. Oh look, the fifteen minute morning show

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Speaker 1: to leave early. May I just may I address one

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Speaker 1: the very beginning of this podcast to address what you

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Speaker 1: did in my absence on yesterday's fifteen minute morning show podcast.

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Speaker 1: What would we do? I really don't know how to

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Speaker 1: how else to phrase this, but would you please refrain

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Speaker 1: from calling my husband to ask him if he's ever

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Speaker 1: tried to blow himself? I felt like it was very

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Speaker 1: important that we find out from Alex really back up,

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Speaker 1: because even back up, because I was the only one

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Speaker 1: to raising my hand, and then all of a sudden,

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Speaker 1: everybody came to the table, including your husband, ye know.

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Speaker 1: And then I was asked, well, Elvis, you're lying if

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Speaker 1: you say you've never tried. I have never once tried.

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Speaker 1: And my my point is I always had someone to

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Speaker 1: Ain't gonna do itself, you know what I'm saying. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but Garrett was actually the nice guy said, by the way,

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Speaker 1: your husband and asked me if he's ever tried to

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Speaker 1: do himself with his mouth in his bedroom. I'm like, okay,

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Speaker 1: but wait, but is that a nice guy or is

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Speaker 1: that snitchery? And does he end up in a ditch

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Speaker 1: for this on we're talking about Garrett yesterday and things

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Speaker 1: that he does that Hey, Garrett was looking out for me,

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Speaker 1: and I told him that what Garrett the man gets

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Speaker 1: on the podcast, uh, talking about blowing himself. Then that's

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Speaker 1: how he finds out. Thank you, Thank you, Garrett. Even

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Speaker 1: Scary came to me and said, hey, just because I

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Speaker 1: just so you know, we were talking about sucking our

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Speaker 1: own dicks just like that, and I suggested, I said,

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Speaker 1: is no video version, So that's that's why there's no

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Speaker 1: sweep under the rug. So there's why would you put

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Speaker 1: anything out if it was something you're sweeping under the rug.

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Speaker 1: Either it should have been all or nothing. Because his

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Speaker 1: was worried about it out there. I got a text

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Speaker 1: at three thirty yesterday afternoon from my mom and she goes, hey,

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Speaker 1: is there is there a podcast from today? And you

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Speaker 1: know why I did not answer her. I got a

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Speaker 1: Elvis in mid afternoon. It's usually later in the evening

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Speaker 1: if I do. When you called me yesterday around like

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Speaker 1: me about the fifteen minut morning show. That's why I answered, like,

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Speaker 1: And you didn't bring it up. I didn't bring it

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Speaker 1: yesterday's show. But by the way, Nate wasn't here, so

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Speaker 1: want to hear that. Okay. Number one, I've never really tried.

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Speaker 1: When I was eighteen, I lived in Tucson, and I

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Speaker 1: then you fest up to why you did it. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: you make something slipped on the ice. I actually hurt

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Speaker 1: that all day. By the way, very telling of Brody

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Speaker 1: there to slip of the tongue by equating hanging out

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Speaker 1: special We were just talking about engineers. Special guest to ask?

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Speaker 1: Who wants to ask? Jeff? Okay, go gandhi, Jeff, Gandhi.

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Speaker 1: definitely Nate and turn his computer logging off. Exactly. It

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Speaker 1: into itself. Jeff, I'm the snitch here. Alright, alright, Jeff,

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Speaker 1: have you or have you not in your youth attempted

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Speaker 1: adult whatever? I'll take as an adult too, But we're

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Speaker 1: giving you an out. The biggest problem is I'm too fat.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't bend over that far. Okay, you were kidding,

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Speaker 1: don't believe that? What again, we can do it? Jeff?

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Speaker 1: speaking of asking Jeff, questions like what's the craziest thing

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Speaker 1: Probably scary because he was the one that was. Jeff

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Speaker 1: take it away, Jeff. There's no has been known to

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Speaker 1: four minutes us saying somebody laughs like a hyena a compliment? No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: someone in this room left like a hyena. Yeah, of

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Speaker 1: it as a compliment. Have you ever heard no hyenas

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Speaker 1: as a compliment? Pedaling because they didn't think they were

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Speaker 1: and I would have lots of money. Between this fifteen

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Speaker 1: I get? I think we get post today's Today's fifteen

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Speaker 1: At what you're doing about yesterday's podcast. So, um, Garrett

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Speaker 1: but you posted it and the description you said, Garrett

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Speaker 1: So I said, that was cute. Just me, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: my Michael. He was posting, posting in the first person.

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Speaker 1: You always alive this time. Last time, we thought he

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Speaker 1: was said on the couch he Drew was now barking

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Speaker 1: because he does whatever she does and she's the boss,

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Speaker 1: so she's barking like it all right? Are we done?

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Speaker 1: We can't be Yeah, yeah we we. We've been over

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Speaker 1: in the past, so well, you know what, We're fine

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