Speaker 1: It's the best bit of the week.
Speaker 2: With Morgan Part two, she's breaking down the top seven
Speaker 2: segments from the Bobby Bones Show this week.
Speaker 3: What's up, friends, It's time to get caught up on
Speaker 3: the show from this week.
Speaker 4: That's why you're here.
Speaker 3: But it's also the weird in between time between Thanksgiving
Speaker 3: and Christmas where we're doing a lot of shopping and
Speaker 3: decorating and hanging out friends and family. So hopefully you're
Speaker 3: enjoying this in between time and if not, this is
Speaker 3: a moment of hour of silence and peace for you
Speaker 3: that you just get a catch up on the show.
Speaker 4: So thanks for being here.
Speaker 3: Make sure you check out Part one and part three
Speaker 3: this weekend with Eddie he joins me. In Part one,
Speaker 3: we talk all about our Thanksgiving things that happen with
Speaker 3: our families, and Part three is always listener questions, so
Speaker 3: check those out and without further ado, let's get into
Speaker 3: the best segments.
Speaker 4: From the show this week. Bobby shared a list of.
Speaker 3: The toughest jobs that people may think are actually easy,
Speaker 3: but they aren't.
Speaker 4: Bobby, Eddie a lunchbox.
Speaker 3: They all shared their toughest jobs they've ever had, and
Speaker 3: it had me thinking back to my time as a
Speaker 3: server host to go Expo or that Buffalo Wild Wings
Speaker 3: for several years, and.
Speaker 4: All of those jobs combined were pretty rough.
Speaker 5: Number seven the list of jobs that are tougher than
Speaker 5: people think, right to have them here. By the way,
Speaker 5: what was your toughest job you ever had? Eddie?
Speaker 6: Probably working for my dad man warehouse forklifts. He sold
Speaker 6: like street lights, and so we would just move street
Speaker 6: lights to one pile to another, load trucks, put them
Speaker 6: on forklifts.
Speaker 7: It's terrible.
Speaker 5: You got drive forkli as a kid.
Speaker 7: Yeah. Yeah, they would let me, dam and your dad.
Speaker 6: No, the two guys that worked at the warehouse, they
Speaker 6: were awesome, dude. They were like gang members, but they
Speaker 6: were awesome in South Texas.
Speaker 7: Yes, and then I was like, EDDI want you want
Speaker 7: to drive the.
Speaker 5: Fourth They like a protective of you.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah yeah, but I mean they would let they
Speaker 7: were in charge of the warehouse and.
Speaker 5: They were trying to get you in the gang.
Speaker 6: No, No, they would never do that. One time they
Speaker 6: brought their cousin in. That guy had stories.
Speaker 7: He's from Chicago.
Speaker 6: Gang stories, Yeah, dude, crazy gang stories. I think he
Speaker 6: was actually down in South Texas because he did something
Speaker 6: about in Chicago.
Speaker 5: He's on the run, I think, so mine would probably
Speaker 5: be golf course maintenance because it just sucked. I had
Speaker 5: to wake up when the sun was up, we had
Speaker 5: to already be mostly done with mowing greens and weed eating.
Speaker 5: That was tough. But I think I learned most from
Speaker 5: waiting tables because you just have to learn how to
Speaker 5: deal with people and good people, bad people, rich people.
Speaker 5: Everybody's weird and different and awesome. But those would probably
Speaker 5: be the two hardest for those reasons.
Speaker 8: Lunchbox, Oh it's easy Sam's Club sixty four sixteen, because
Speaker 8: all I had to do was get the shopping carts
Speaker 8: and that sounds so easy. But my Sam's was at
Speaker 8: the top of the hill, so everybody parks downhill. So
Speaker 8: for eight hours a day in the one hundred degree
Speaker 8: heat in San Antonio, Texas, I would be up the
Speaker 8: hill dragging those carts. I mean, it was miserable, and
Speaker 8: that asphalt. Just think one hundred degrees asphalt makes it
Speaker 8: one hundred and fifty out there. Tough job.
Speaker 5: These are the jobs that are much tougher than we think.
Speaker 5: So it's not like the absolute toughest job, because I'd
Speaker 5: probably like a logger had friends that were loggers.
Speaker 7: Oh man rated that for a little bit.
Speaker 5: Well, they'd all come back this.
Speaker 7: Missing fingers, yeah, of course, yeah.
Speaker 5: Or parts of fingers. All right, here we go. Number One, caregiver.
Speaker 5: That'd be very tough.
Speaker 7: I can do that, you know what.
Speaker 5: I think about two things with caregivers, So big shout
Speaker 5: out to caregivers out there. One, the poop and pee
Speaker 5: you have to deal with. Oh this for older people
Speaker 5: just in general, but I think of older people. Yeah,
Speaker 5: there also could be babies. And then also the death.
Speaker 7: That's tough. You get close to someone and they just die.
Speaker 5: Number two any customer facing job. So I worked at
Speaker 5: hobby lobby a way to tables like retails again to
Speaker 5: deal with people. And generally people are good, but if
Speaker 5: you're dealing with a lot of people, you get enough
Speaker 5: crappy people, then it does affect your day. Next up,
Speaker 5: paramedics and EMTs. I would have expected that one to
Speaker 5: be really hard. You got that's gonna be a hard job,
Speaker 5: and you got to have a big heart because you're
Speaker 5: not gonna get rich doing that. You just got to
Speaker 5: have a heart of somebody who wants to help save people.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but I think what happens in those jobs so
Speaker 6: many times is that people just get you know, numb,
Speaker 6: numb to what they're seeing every day. I need them to,
Speaker 6: I know, but I need that they're not a person
Speaker 6: anymore after like so many years of being a paramedic.
Speaker 5: Now my problem. I need them to be numb and
Speaker 5: be efficient, and I need them not to be overly
Speaker 5: emotional so they can make good decisions. I next up
Speaker 5: construction labor, like tile a roofing. I did roofhouses. It
Speaker 5: was awful. It's so hot. The cleanup is the worst part.
Speaker 5: That's my first part of roofing, doing cleanup, because all
Speaker 5: the roofers would go up and clean up and throw
Speaker 5: it on the ground. All they just throw it on
Speaker 5: the ground. They take the shovels, put the shovel under
Speaker 5: the shingle, push your foot through, throw it over the
Speaker 5: shoulder and here I am down. They catching it and
Speaker 5: putting in the back of a clean up is the worst.
Speaker 7: I feel like the heat is.
Speaker 5: The heat's brutal, brutal. Custodian at five teacher at six,
Speaker 5: oh teacher, come on, dealing with.
Speaker 7: Kids all day?
Speaker 5: Dude, You think teacher is easy?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean they just hand a worksheet out, put
Speaker 8: a movie on. I don't agree with him, by the way,
Speaker 8: they don't that. I just want to give him a
Speaker 8: little space to talk. I mean, you guys, I'd like
Speaker 8: teachers are just like whoa, it's so backbreaking.
Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, and they don't make that much money.
Speaker 8: But that doesn't mean I mean they chose that profession.
Speaker 8: Let's not add like it is so hard. I think
Speaker 8: it's they're in the air conditioning, sitting down behind a desk.
Speaker 6: It's got to be hard being a good teacher. Yes,
Speaker 6: are there teachers like lunchbox Saint? Probably the mail it in.
Speaker 7: Yes, let's watch a movie.
Speaker 5: They're numb to it like the paramedics. A teacher at
Speaker 5: seven call center operator Ray Mundo, Stop you did this?
Speaker 9: Yeah, telecommunications. The worst part is you have to do
Speaker 9: over one hundred calls a day. I mean, do the
Speaker 9: math on that. You're taking ten to fifteen an hour
Speaker 9: when you don't take your breaks.
Speaker 5: So you get a call, can bring any answer, grinding communications.
Speaker 7: This is Ray Mundo. How can I help you?
Speaker 5: My internet will connect, let me transfer you. We're supposed
Speaker 5: to help him.
Speaker 9: I would only help people wrike it upsell so then
Speaker 9: I would just send them over to the text.
Speaker 5: Okay, so if you get upsell like they want a
Speaker 5: better package.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I was just I'm trying to make money and deals,
Speaker 9: but I was supposed to lightly help them with their issue.
Speaker 9: If they said problem boom, next line, I need somebody
Speaker 9: needs a deal.
Speaker 5: I'll give you two more delivery driver, which lunchbox did it?
Speaker 5: James Delli?
Speaker 7: Is that tough?
Speaker 8: That was tough just because you would haul all this
Speaker 8: stuff across the hospital. You know, three buckets iced tea,
Speaker 8: five party trays, and those stupid drug reps. No tip,
Speaker 8: get out of here.
Speaker 5: Even somebody that gets so offended by not getting tips
Speaker 5: he hates tipping.
Speaker 8: No, here's the deal. I tip if I have a
Speaker 8: delivery driver that carries three gallons of iced tea with
Speaker 8: their five gallon bucket of ice and then specific though
Speaker 8: I'm just telling you.
Speaker 7: And this happened to you one time, no, a lot
Speaker 7: of times.
Speaker 8: I'm telling you. These drug reps. It was so crazy
Speaker 8: how cheap they were and they weren't even spending their
Speaker 8: own money. It's like, dude, you got a billion dollar
Speaker 8: company and you're not gonna give me ten bucks, Like,
Speaker 8: get out of here delivery driver.
Speaker 5: Now though it is probably.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I feel like that's kind of fun because
Speaker 7: you have to deal with anyone.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you're depending on people to tip you and
Speaker 5: you don't even have a chance to create a relationship.
Speaker 5: You're depending on blind generosity. Yeah, and people just picking
Speaker 5: the lowest option because while they're just delivering it and
Speaker 5: you don't have to make eye contact with them a waiter,
Speaker 5: if you step on them, you just spent forty five minutes
Speaker 5: with her. There's a human element to it there. The
Speaker 5: last one is wedding videographer a photographer.
Speaker 7: Oh stop, I did that?
Speaker 8: Stop?
Speaker 6: That's easy as easy money, dude, easy money money.
Speaker 5: Why does it say it's harder than we think.
Speaker 7: I don't know. Maybe because people are so picky with
Speaker 7: what they want.
Speaker 5: Or maybe because these the people that do it, well.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I just mailed it in.
Speaker 8: I just you're the teacher of the wedding videographers. I mean,
Speaker 8: you just take a hundred pictures and a couple of
Speaker 8: them are gonna be good, you know what I mean.
Speaker 8: It's like, oh, good, got you some pictures here you go. Stop.
Speaker 5: I don't I don't think it's that easy, but.
Speaker 8: I think it's hard because everybody's partying and you don't
Speaker 8: get to party. That's what makes it hard.
Speaker 5: Alcohol not able to drink it. Yeah, if we missed Anny,
Speaker 5: let us know.
Speaker 2: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan number.
Speaker 3: Two, Turkey Day, Turkey Week, Thanksgiving, however you address it.
Speaker 4: It just happened last week.
Speaker 3: So everybody shared what happened over their Thanksgiving holiday. We've
Speaker 3: got some bad traffic, somebody injured themselves. It was a
Speaker 3: lot that happened over the Thanksgiving.
Speaker 5: Breaker spent Thanksgiving in Fort Gibson, Oklahoma, and then Fayetelle, Arkansas,
Speaker 5: just kind of went back and forth and luckily they're
Speaker 5: an hour and a half from each other, and so
Speaker 5: we were driving on that kind of the trek over
Speaker 5: and it gets dark at like four pm. Now it's weird.
Speaker 5: And so we're driving Caitlin's dad's truck and because we
Speaker 5: flew over there, and so we're driving his truck. It's
Speaker 5: a big truck, bigger that I'm used to driving. Ap
Speaker 5: litt troll parking it. I'ma be honest with you, I'm
Speaker 5: not afraid to admit my black of masculine and yeah,
Speaker 5: so it's it's a little bigger truck I'm used to.
Speaker 10: There's one thing you struggle with that's park.
Speaker 5: Well, there's a lot of things I struggle with, but
Speaker 5: I appreciate that. So we're driving and all of a sudden,
Speaker 5: I see the Hey, one of your tires is losing
Speaker 5: air rapidly and there's nothing around us, and so the
Speaker 5: weather's colder, of course it's losing air. Everything else pure.
Speaker 5: You wake up and it's like, duh, I'm talking about
Speaker 5: rapid And so it's at like twenty eight, say Caitlin,
Speaker 5: I think we're losing it. Twenty six, Oh no, twenty two,
Speaker 5: oh yeah, sixteen. Luckily again in Westville, Oklahoma, there's one
Speaker 5: gas station that we pull into. We found a spot
Speaker 5: with a light, and I know how to change a tire,
Speaker 5: but I'm in a boot, I can barely walk. She's pregnant.
Speaker 5: What the crap we gonna do? It's Thanksgiving night, and
Speaker 5: so we called Triple A, the guy who was the
Speaker 5: nicest guy ever. And I've had the Triple A happen before.
Speaker 5: Where it's been like four hours. That's kind of what
Speaker 5: we were waiting for because it was Thanksgiving. Guy shows
Speaker 5: up in like twenty minutes.
Speaker 10: Oh that's awesome.
Speaker 5: Oh, it was a life saver. I wish I knew
Speaker 5: the guy's name. Just be it. Tell me something good,
Speaker 5: like switched it out?
Speaker 10: What was it? A nail?
Speaker 5: Huge? Yeah, popped the tire and so we got very
Speaker 5: lucky because I think I would have kept driving a
Speaker 5: Caitlin was the one that goes, hey, maybe we should
Speaker 5: pull over. There's one gas station here, let's pull over.
Speaker 5: So we pulled over. We got there fine. That's probably
Speaker 5: the hardest part of our Thanksgiving. If we were doing
Speaker 5: like worst and best ox ill heart football coach.
Speaker 10: So what's happened with that?
Speaker 5: It's hired of coach. We were waiting forever. I guess
Speaker 5: that's the best. Oh, we had to go Thanksgiving? It
Speaker 5: was normal.
Speaker 10: Did y'all play?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 5: We lost, but I didn't count because we didn't. I
Speaker 5: was there. It is a terrible game. No, no, new
Speaker 5: one didn't come to after the Oh yeah, forgot we played.
Speaker 5: We got drummed. We got drumed by Missouri and their
Speaker 5: head coach, who I like, who I know a little bit.
Speaker 5: He gave us the old no, you'll do better, Nick
Speaker 5: like in an interview was like we miss Arkansas being good.
Speaker 5: They're head coach. We hired a new coach, so I
Speaker 5: don't know him. I have a close friend that's friends
Speaker 5: with them, so it's exciting.
Speaker 10: Do you feel good about him?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Sure. I'm emotionally dead from this season. I thought Thanksgiving
Speaker 5: we bring it back.
Speaker 7: It didn't.
Speaker 5: No, I am emotionally dead from this year. We went
Speaker 5: to Brett Eldridge's Christmas show last night here in town.
Speaker 5: It was fantastic. If he's coming to your city, he
Speaker 5: does the Glow Christmas Tour. It was awesome. And so
Speaker 5: we got there. Man, I'm just slow in this boot,
Speaker 5: and so I'm trying to get around the rhyme and
Speaker 5: just dragging my leg. You guys don't know.
Speaker 7: It's like we don't man.
Speaker 5: I needed one of those placards.
Speaker 7: I will handicap pard.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I need. It's hard to get around.
Speaker 10: Did you have handicapped seats?
Speaker 7: Can you imagine.
Speaker 10: If you just scoot in the aisle, it's like pews.
Speaker 5: We just sat with his family.
Speaker 10: I mean, did Julius get the aisle?
Speaker 5: Yeah? It was ale. Yeah, that's what's up. It was.
Speaker 5: It was it was a good Thanksgiving. Thanks Heaving is
Speaker 5: weird because it's just too close to Christmas. We should
Speaker 5: move it to September. No these years, Yeah, we just moved.
Speaker 5: I don't think there's ever a bad time to improve.
Speaker 10: No, because then you take away the holidays.
Speaker 11: This is why it's good to have it here, because
Speaker 11: it's like the holidays, Giving.
Speaker 10: Christmas, New Year's it's the holidays.
Speaker 7: I realize that, and then.
Speaker 10: Take close the season.
Speaker 8: It really is too.
Speaker 5: Close to close.
Speaker 10: You can't have you can't have it in September, guys.
Speaker 8: Not about may I agree?
Speaker 5: Man, don't.
Speaker 8: Is just too much because you can't seeing family that quick.
Speaker 8: It's just it's not very budget conscious.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 5: It just costs a lot of money to go places.
Speaker 7: And it's just a meal, right, yes, And it's just
Speaker 7: a meal.
Speaker 5: It's junior varsity Christmas.
Speaker 11: It's not just a meal. I will fight for this.
Speaker 11: Y'all are going to ruin the holidays.
Speaker 5: It's too close. I'm telling you, it's too close. Okay,
Speaker 5: So anyway, that was that's mine.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Did somebody say they met me your Thanksgiving?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 11: So we were at my boyfriend's parents house and there
Speaker 11: was some people there that I don't know well, but
Speaker 11: they were their guests and we're sitting at the table,
Speaker 11: and he mentioned like, oh, yeah, I met Bobby once
Speaker 11: at Bricktops. I'm like, okay, maybe He's like, yeah, it
Speaker 11: was down in Franklin. It was he was with a
Speaker 11: bunch of guys sitting at the bar having brunch. And
Speaker 11: I was like, I don't think that was Bobby. He goes, well,
Speaker 11: he said he was Bobby, so that I have like,
Speaker 11: why do you think it's not Bobby? And I was
Speaker 11: like everything you said there like nothing equals Bobby. You
Speaker 11: said Bricktops and Franklin with a bunch of guys sitting
Speaker 11: at the bar having brunched. Like I don't even know,
Speaker 11: Like I can't even think of a scenario where that
Speaker 11: would actually be Bobby.
Speaker 5: Yeah. No, there's no chance, no chance you've been a
Speaker 5: brick Top. I don't know that I have been Bricktops.
Speaker 5: But if I grab food or something, but I wouldn't.
Speaker 5: I don't go sit at a bar.
Speaker 7: I don't have a bunch of guys.
Speaker 5: Yeah, a bunch of front, but none of that's for
Speaker 5: a brunch.
Speaker 10: No, No, I was like, you definitely, I don't wait to.
Speaker 5: Leave my house.
Speaker 10: He met an impostor.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there are people if they have dark grim glasses
Speaker 5: and they're like a generic looking white guy. There are
Speaker 5: people people that I know that have been up to
Speaker 5: those type of fellas, and I just say they're me
Speaker 5: not to like get anything. They just think it's funny. Yeah,
Speaker 5: you get no more generic looking white guy with darkroom
Speaker 5: glasses than me. I did get confused for Johnny Knoxville again.
Speaker 5: I'm getting that more and more now over the break
Speaker 5: one time. I've had it three times in the last
Speaker 5: couple of months.
Speaker 10: Where your hair is not great, not great.
Speaker 5: But I don't think we know him as being gray haired.
Speaker 5: I think he does fear factor now and he does
Speaker 5: have greay hair. You're kind of like, oh, Johnny Knoxville
Speaker 5: like us, he's gotten older, right, But I think and
Speaker 5: it's always happened in the middle of like me taking
Speaker 5: pictures with other people and they see me taking picture,
Speaker 5: so they just assume I'm something whatever something is, and
Speaker 5: they're like, oh, are you Johnny Knoxville. I am not,
Speaker 5: who are you? They're alway disappointed. Well, let me tell
Speaker 5: you who I am. Bobby Bones, never heard of you.
Speaker 5: You're not Johnny Koxville. No, okay, don't want a picture. Yeah, oh,
Speaker 5: I didn't ask if you wanted a picture. You don't
Speaker 5: have to tell me you don't want a picture. But no,
Speaker 5: that wasn't That wasn't me. Definitely not Thanksgiving Watchbox.
Speaker 8: I went to North Carolina. Man, let me tell you.
Speaker 8: Sometimes you know your family, I don't know if they're
Speaker 8: just messing with you. But my mother in law we
Speaker 8: used to go to sit down to eat, there's no rolls,
Speaker 8: and I'm like, she goes, oh, did I forget your roles?
Speaker 8: I know that's your favorite?
Speaker 5: Did you say there were no were you irritated there
Speaker 5: were no roles?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 8: I was looking around, was like rolls, guys, where the roles?
Speaker 8: And that's when she looked to me. She goes, oh, rolls,
Speaker 8: did I forget your roles? Like I don't know if
Speaker 8: that's her like flirting or sending a message or like
Speaker 8: she's learning at me.
Speaker 10: Like she knows your favorite and then she's not going
Speaker 10: to give it to.
Speaker 5: You someone in third grade because you like them.
Speaker 8: Like it was just so weird. So it was just
Speaker 8: like what are we doing? Like we had Thanksgiving with
Speaker 8: no rolls? It was like the worst thing.
Speaker 5: That's like the worst first world problem ever. There are
Speaker 5: like actual hungry people out there. This is we had
Speaker 5: no role rock this world.
Speaker 12: Man.
Speaker 8: His favorite, that's my favorite Thanksgiving side is buttery rolls.
Speaker 6: And it sounds like you're talking about like we showed
Speaker 6: up and there was no turkey, you.
Speaker 8: Know, like nobody was even there. They led us to
Speaker 8: an empty lot. Might as well been. It was just
Speaker 8: like disaster.
Speaker 5: So it wasn't a good Thanksgiving.
Speaker 8: No, And then let me tell you that drive back.
Speaker 8: Oh my gosh, drove it. It was supposed to be
Speaker 8: five and a half hours. Eight hours?
Speaker 5: Is the traffic or oh yeah, oh the day after Thanksgiving?
Speaker 8: Oh no, we came back yesterday and there was just
Speaker 8: people everywhere everywhere. It's just traffic for I mean, you
Speaker 8: go slow stop stop.
Speaker 7: Traffic before Yeah, dude, Yeah it was awful.
Speaker 8: Man, it was a long day.
Speaker 5: Ed did you cut your hand?
Speaker 7: I did?
Speaker 12: Man.
Speaker 6: So you know how we were doing that story like
Speaker 6: last week about how the top reasons why you go
Speaker 6: to the emergency room on Thanksgiving? Well, I was cooking
Speaker 6: and I sliced my finger cutting an onion, Like the
Speaker 6: onion was it moved while I was pushing the knife down,
Speaker 6: got my finger. Luckily, my sister was there she's an
Speaker 6: ear nurse and she passed it together. But look, dude,
Speaker 6: I look like Frankenstein. Oh no, isn't that crazy? And
Speaker 6: I was like, do I need not like it? I
Speaker 6: was like, do I need to go to the er?
Speaker 6: She said no, I have surgical glue, so we're good.
Speaker 6: She did a whole in the kitchen.
Speaker 5: You are frank your finger of Frankenstein.
Speaker 7: I look like it was good. It's good. The turkey
Speaker 7: was amazing. I did I fried it?
Speaker 5: Can you be amazing amazing? Yea, yeah, yeah, yeah you can.
Speaker 6: Yeah, because when you do a turkey you really have
Speaker 6: no idea how it's going to turn out. And when
Speaker 6: I took that first bite and everyone was like, Eddie,
Speaker 6: this is so good.
Speaker 5: Like that's good, nailed. Do you watch because I never
Speaker 5: make the food, do you watch if you make the food?
Speaker 5: Do you watch everybody's face when they start to eat
Speaker 5: your thing?
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's part of it.
Speaker 5: And if they don't go, oh, this is so good,
Speaker 5: but they say nothing, are you insulted?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 6: I wait about ten fifteen minutes, I'm like, what do
Speaker 6: you guys think of the turkey?
Speaker 5: But nobody's gonna say bad because they didn't make it.
Speaker 7: You could tell. Some people are like, it's pretty good.
Speaker 7: It's pretty good, man, thank you.
Speaker 11: Oh they're like, like what I do is when you
Speaker 11: go back into the kitchen after everybody's gotten their plate,
Speaker 11: you see if your dish like it's sort of empty.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like if people keep going back, yeah, proofs in
Speaker 5: that pudding?
Speaker 10: Yeah yeah yeah. I'm like, okay, yes, we did good.
Speaker 10: There's nothing left.
Speaker 5: Today's the last day that you can eat leftovers.
Speaker 7: Oh that's there. It goes bad.
Speaker 5: Yeah, otherwise it is unhealthy for you to eat the
Speaker 5: food that you have for Thanksgiving. We didn't bring any back.
Speaker 5: And also we actually took some things because I can't
Speaker 5: eat a lot of things because of my stupid dairy allergy.
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, how did your fried ocre grow grow?
Speaker 5: They didn't make me any they did it.
Speaker 10: I thought they were picking Bob Charlie.
Speaker 5: Now, first of all, Charlie's Charlie shout out Oklahoma, when
Speaker 5: I gonna do that? And then but yeah, no, I did.
Speaker 5: I got no fried Okra. I don't want to bring
Speaker 5: it up. I thought the flat tire was a little worse.
Speaker 5: But now that you mention it not having fried.
Speaker 7: Okra, was it your mother in law?
Speaker 6: Being like, oh, did I forget nobody said anything about it?
Speaker 10: Did you?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 10: Wow?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean yeah, but it was like you did
Speaker 5: say something. Well to my wife when we were alone,
Speaker 5: I was like, so what, because I didn't do anything.
Speaker 5: So it's kind of hard to complain when you didn't
Speaker 5: do jack crap and like I got a messed up foot,
Speaker 5: My foot's on the coffee table elevated, like I'm doing
Speaker 5: nothing and everybody else is doing everything around me.
Speaker 10: And so even when you're asking, you weren't really complaining.
Speaker 10: You were just curious.
Speaker 5: Well to my wife, I was just like I must
Speaker 5: have missed the OCRA.
Speaker 7: And no what she say?
Speaker 5: No, we weren't able to get any and I was like, oh,
Speaker 5: that would be why I missed it. I guess, And
Speaker 5: I do this whole thing where I'm like, I guess,
Speaker 5: just another sad holiday.
Speaker 13: Huh.
Speaker 8: That's fun.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 2: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan number two.
Speaker 3: So we used AI to figure out which celebrities everybody
Speaker 3: looks like they're celebrity doppelgangers, and it was kind of
Speaker 3: interesting the results. Some were far fetched, some not so much.
Speaker 3: I'm curious your guys's thoughts after you hear this, if
Speaker 3: any of them correlate or were just totally off base.
Speaker 5: Number five, we stuck photos of each of us into
Speaker 5: AI and said, hey, what celebrities do we most resemble?
Speaker 5: And so it's the picture from our photo shoot. So
Speaker 5: everybody knows the last one that we did. Who would
Speaker 5: you like to hear first? I'll go you.
Speaker 10: Okay, Well let's see lunchbox.
Speaker 5: Well, no, I said to you though I asked you. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I go amy, he asked himself.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought you.
Speaker 5: I asked you, then changed my mind and decide I'm
Speaker 5: going to ask myself. Okay, gotcha, I'm gonna go you.
Speaker 10: Okay.
Speaker 5: Julie Bowen Modern Family, Okay, I am. It says similar
Speaker 5: age range, similar age range, vibe and the expressive mom
Speaker 5: next door energy. Okay, that's good.
Speaker 10: Mom next door.
Speaker 5: Well what did you want?
Speaker 10: Yes, that's me. She's fifty five, similar age range, hunk.
Speaker 5: But I didn't say this, but looks Great's know, I couldn't.
Speaker 5: Do you take that as a compliment. Number two Elizabeth Banks,
Speaker 5: oh from by the Bell No, that lives from Game.
Speaker 5: She's she's pretty yeah yeah, similar facial structure and the
Speaker 5: put together but still down to earth presence. That feels
Speaker 5: very Amy.
Speaker 7: Okay, I do see that one so far.
Speaker 10: I like both of these.
Speaker 5: I promise you I manipulated these. None okay, you have
Speaker 5: my word, and all these were.
Speaker 10: Okay, Well, what's about to happen?
Speaker 5: I'm just saying or something really good because number three
Speaker 5: is faith Hill early two thousands era. That early two
Speaker 5: thousand yeah, parentheses, early two thousands era when Amy styled
Speaker 5: a little more glam. She can really give faith Hill energy,
Speaker 5: especially with the warm blonde tones. Wow.
Speaker 11: Okay, maybe I was short, but also no Faith Hills
Speaker 11: like next level.
Speaker 5: No way, I agree with I'm just telling you what
Speaker 5: it says.
Speaker 11: Thanks lunchs No, no, he's he's dissing me.
Speaker 5: Guys, I agree with he was dissing you. I was
Speaker 5: telling you it was true, Amy said.
Speaker 8: I agreed with Amy.
Speaker 5: Okay, Eddie, this is not good. I'm not sure who
Speaker 5: one of these guys is, and we'll get there. But
Speaker 5: number three John Leguizamo, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I know
Speaker 5: who he is, Summer of Sam. I think he's very
Speaker 5: Italian though, right he is, he is Italian. Both have
Speaker 5: animated expressions that can be goofy or serious. Number two
Speaker 5: Pedro Piscal Now people like him another popular comparison. Fans
Speaker 5: like him and both people have a cool, dadish charismaes.
Speaker 7: He do the Corona commercials.
Speaker 5: I don't know, but I do know. I think he's
Speaker 5: Hispanic or at least Latino.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Something something. You can't say that. You can't I can't
Speaker 5: say that. I can't just go something, but you can't
Speaker 5: what he's Chilean?
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, South American?
Speaker 5: If I just said that, he's something like you, something
Speaker 5: down there like us. Number one. I don't know who
Speaker 5: this is. Oscar Isaac?
Speaker 7: Oh is Oscar Isaac the guy from Star Wars? Frankenstein. Dude,
Speaker 7: he's doctor Frankenstein.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, wow you have But Oscar Isaac is too.
Speaker 10: No, No, that's what I'm.
Speaker 5: When Eddie's got his beard going, he really resembles Oscar
Speaker 5: warm expressive eyes and that charming, laid back confidence.
Speaker 7: I'd be nice.
Speaker 8: This guy looks nothing like Eddie. He has a full
Speaker 8: head of hair. He looks nothing like Eddie.
Speaker 5: But I think Eddie and the picture had a hat on.
Speaker 7: The shoot hair.
Speaker 5: Then you did, yeah, do you want me or do
Speaker 5: you want lunchbox? Because both are going to generate reactions.
Speaker 7: What's she laughing at?
Speaker 5: I'll go you, yeah, Bobby, okay?
Speaker 13: Uh.
Speaker 5: Number three tofer grace early that seventy show.
Speaker 10: Okay, I can see I see that.
Speaker 5: Safe, soft, angular face, nerdy, intellectual.
Speaker 10: Energy, safe and soft.
Speaker 5: I am not offended by that, nor am I like
Speaker 5: extremely happy about that, but I do agree that's probably it, okay.
Speaker 5: Number two David Arquette in his scream era, so younger,
Speaker 5: You're younger than now, David Arquette, same slim face, shape,
Speaker 5: expressive eyes, and quirky charm.
Speaker 10: Okay, I can see it.
Speaker 11: I think people have said that about you before, really,
Speaker 11: David our Cat.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've not heard David Arquet, but it's fine. I'm
Speaker 5: okay with that. Number one. I do like Joseph Gordon Levitt,
Speaker 5: especially when Bobby has shorter hair and glasses. They share
Speaker 5: that clean cut, smart but approachable look.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I think Joseph Gordon Levitt is just a normal looking dude,
Speaker 5: and hopefully he looks nice enough to walk up and
Speaker 5: say hi to.
Speaker 7: Yeah, all right, it was a solid dude.
Speaker 10: So yeah, so far. The third one for all of
Speaker 10: us is a little bit of a stretch.
Speaker 7: Well, it's the third option.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I go least to most. Yeah yeah, no,
Speaker 5: I think Faith Hill random.
Speaker 8: That is not even close.
Speaker 5: This is lunchboxes.
Speaker 8: Okay, all right, let's go Tom Brady.
Speaker 5: At number three. It kind of does make sense. Will
Speaker 5: Forte from SNL Last Man on Earth. I think he
Speaker 5: was in the show Steve Croll on Netflix with Tina Fey. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 5: Will Forte. The shaggy hair sometimes scruffy beard, and mischievous
Speaker 5: facial expressions line up. Well, okay, that's number three. Number
Speaker 5: two early David Spade especially, yes, Joe Dirt Dirt, that's you, dude.
Speaker 8: No, I didn't say anything about Joe Dirt.
Speaker 7: But that's the early David Spade.
Speaker 5: And then number one is young Steve Beshemi and we've
Speaker 5: said that, I swear to you. I spacing, no shaped
Speaker 5: cheekbones all line up with lunchboxes. Facial structure and expressions.
Speaker 5: We've said he looked like Steve Bushemi forever, and he
Speaker 5: always disagreed.
Speaker 8: Yep, I still disagree. I'd say Steve BUSHMI, if you
Speaker 8: look at him, he looks like Steve O.
Speaker 5: I'd say Steve Beshemi looks like lunchbox.
Speaker 7: And there you go.
Speaker 5: How about you, guys, which one would you say it's
Speaker 5: most accurate about yourself from the ones you were given?
Speaker 5: Why'd you guys grow? And there were good ones?
Speaker 10: No, I'm saying I don't.
Speaker 11: I feel like all those people that I put them
Speaker 11: in a category way not even above like, but I'll
Speaker 11: if I have to pick one, I'm like, gosh, they're
Speaker 11: all so awesome.
Speaker 5: I go Joseph Gordon Levett, just got that's the best
Speaker 5: one on my list.
Speaker 7: Pretty good? Yeah you Pedro Pascal.
Speaker 5: Waits interesting, he said that.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I'll go, Elizabeth.
Speaker 5: Thanks, that's good lunch watch for sure, BASHEMI.
Speaker 8: I don't know if any of these look like me,
Speaker 8: but I guess maybe Ashimi David Arkitt, but I don't know.
Speaker 5: Oh you're not David Arkett?
Speaker 7: Was Bobby?
Speaker 8: What was the guy's name?
Speaker 2: Alright, it's the best bits of the week with Morgan
Speaker 2: number two a person.
Speaker 3: I'll tell me something good story on the show. Amy's
Speaker 3: son ran an impromptu half marathon and it was all
Speaker 3: for charity and it was just really cool to see
Speaker 3: this all transpires. She shared lots of live videos from it.
Speaker 3: Videos over the whole thing and how much money he raised,
Speaker 3: is insane Number.
Speaker 5: Four, Ray would you play with? Voicemail number one.
Speaker 11: Hi, this is.
Speaker 1: Megan from Littleton, Colorado, and I have a kill me
Speaker 1: something good Fermie. A teenager from Nashville, Tennessee named Stevenson
Speaker 1: grew up in a Haitian orphanage. He had a dream
Speaker 1: to run a half marathon and raise money for Christmas
Speaker 1: for that orphanage. With the help of donations, he raised
Speaker 1: over thirty thousand dollars and that was keell me something good, Fermi.
Speaker 5: There you go.
Speaker 10: Well that was nice of her. What are you call
Speaker 10: in and do that?
Speaker 5: That's what he made. Yeah, Amy's son ran how much
Speaker 5: do I owe?
Speaker 12: So?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 5: You all of a sudden he extended. I said I'd
Speaker 5: do twenty five bucks a mile, right he did, Yeah
Speaker 5: you did, and he kept stretching out miles.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he kept doing that.
Speaker 10: Well, here's what happened.
Speaker 11: So he'd only ever run five miles, so his goal
Speaker 11: was to push himself in double that. So his goal
Speaker 11: was ten miles. Well, people started pledging for mile and
Speaker 11: donation started coming in and he was like, oh, there's
Speaker 11: so many donations coming in.
Speaker 10: He's like, I feel like I need to run more.
Speaker 11: Not for the people that pledged for mile, but like
Speaker 11: just to be like, hey, I need to work harder
Speaker 11: for this money. It could be a flat rate that
Speaker 11: some people were donating. And so he's like I think.
Speaker 11: He woke up that morning and he's like, I think
Speaker 11: I'm gonna try for thirteen point one and do.
Speaker 10: A half marathon. And he did it, and it was
Speaker 10: so cool.
Speaker 11: And his friend showed up and ran with him, and
Speaker 11: I ran a couple of miles with him.
Speaker 10: His dad ran a mile with him.
Speaker 5: You ran a couple miles, well.
Speaker 11: I ran mile seven, And then we were tracking every
Speaker 11: mile that he did in the time because he was
Speaker 11: holding a little tracker. And when we pulled up on
Speaker 11: the app, mile seven was his slowest mile.
Speaker 10: That was with mom running yes, oh oh yeah.
Speaker 11: And then he ran a mile with his friends, run
Speaker 11: a mile with his dad, and then we all ran
Speaker 11: the lat the thirteen point one. Everybody that wanted to
Speaker 11: run ran that mile point the whole thirteen point one
Speaker 11: or the one point one mile.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I owned three hundred and twenty seven dollars, So.
Speaker 10: That's twenty five times thirteen point one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, send me the link.
Speaker 10: I'll send you the link.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So I don't know it to him.
Speaker 10: No, it's going it's going directly to Team Haiti.
Speaker 11: So everything anybody that donated just know that everything's going
Speaker 11: directly to the Orphanage.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to say congratulations to Stevenson raising all
Speaker 1: that money for the Orphanage in Haiti. Good job, You're
Speaker 1: an inspiration.
Speaker 11: Have a good day.
Speaker 5: Banks gots cool. I'll watch a lot of it on
Speaker 5: the live stream.
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, he was so excited, like every time I
Speaker 11: gave him a dollar update, like hearing him scream and
Speaker 11: freak out.
Speaker 10: There's a lot of money.
Speaker 11: Yeah, So just to clarify, since he wanted to fundraise
Speaker 11: for a good Christmas and then bonuses for the nannies
Speaker 11: and staff. Obviously that takes care of that, but we
Speaker 11: crunched some numbers and looked at that.
Speaker 10: There's also a school at the.
Speaker 11: Orphanage and there's teachers there, and we looked at what
Speaker 11: was brought in. So Christmas is handled and then bonuses
Speaker 11: and then the teacher salaries for twenty twenty six are
Speaker 11: covered completely for the entire year. So I mean I
Speaker 11: have goosebump saying that. And obviously there's always expenses at
Speaker 11: the orphanage, but we had to find a place for
Speaker 11: that money to go. And we were like, Okay, feel
Speaker 11: awesome because now you've handled teacher salaries for next year.
Speaker 5: That's awesome. Yeah, so cool too. It's own thing good.
Speaker 5: It's a bonus one right there.
Speaker 2: Well, well, it's the best bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 3: Number two, our studio is falling apart. And I'm not
Speaker 3: talking about all the technology and everything that's in it.
Speaker 3: I'm talking about the people. We've got Bobby who's still
Speaker 3: in a boot. You've got Lunchbox who has a mystery pain,
Speaker 3: and now Scooba. Yeah, there's a lot of pain happening
Speaker 3: in the studio.
Speaker 4: What is going on.
Speaker 5: Number three, our room is basically a disaster. Like I
Speaker 5: got a foot that doesn't work at surgery and my
Speaker 5: ankle it still sucks, hurt. It's not even the worst
Speaker 5: of the room. You got a lunchbox who he's got
Speaker 5: something in him that doctors keep saying, I don't know, man,
Speaker 5: go try somewhere else. How many doctors five and explain
Speaker 5: your issue.
Speaker 8: There's a pain to the left of my belly button.
Speaker 8: It's a sharp pain if I run sometimes just getting
Speaker 8: off the couch. I feel it, and like when I
Speaker 8: get done running, I can feel it when I'm running,
Speaker 8: but then like I can't move afterwards, Like I'm just
Speaker 8: stuck there for like ten minutes and I can barely walk.
Speaker 5: And you've been to doctors five yeah, and they say, basically,
Speaker 5: I don't know, it.
Speaker 8: Could be your pelvic floor. Maybe maybe just google some
Speaker 8: stretches on YouTube, all different diagnosis. I mean, great, great work.
Speaker 5: So what was your latest doctor experience.
Speaker 8: I went to a sports medicine doctor because I'm like, okay,
Speaker 8: it has to be something there. They send me for
Speaker 8: an MRI. The most painful thing I've ever done. I
Speaker 8: have to keep my arms over my head for thirty minutes.
Speaker 5: Are you in the coffin. I'm in the coffin.
Speaker 7: Wait, your arms are hard to pick up because of
Speaker 7: your hand.
Speaker 8: No, no, just sitting there for thirty minutes with your
Speaker 8: arms like this and they can't move. But you start
Speaker 8: losing feeling in your arms. And they call me to say,
Speaker 8: all right, come in for your results.
Speaker 5: And we lost feeling in your arms. They're not hanging
Speaker 5: you upside down. Oh my gosh, Yeah, I lost feeling
Speaker 5: in my arm. No, no, but they're not hanging you back.
Speaker 8: When I got done, I had like, uh, I don't
Speaker 8: even know what you called it. I couldn't move My
Speaker 8: fingers were all just and it took like five minutes
Speaker 8: for them to be able to move.
Speaker 5: My I think, I think your whole body yeah, man,
Speaker 5: you know, no, I know, but I'm saying to our
Speaker 5: listeners he were not He's just laying down normal, but
Speaker 5: he can't peel his head.
Speaker 8: I had to do this for thirty minutes.
Speaker 5: Yeah, which I don't think anybody else that would bother them.
Speaker 8: Oh my gosh. It was like the last ten minutes.
Speaker 8: I was like, oh my god, is killing me. Okay, anyway,
Speaker 8: they called me for the results and they tell me
Speaker 8: to come in. I go in. Doctor sits me down.
Speaker 8: It's like I got nothing, nothing wrong. I'm like no, no, no,
Speaker 8: like I'm not making this pain up. And the doctor's like, well,
Speaker 8: you know, I could send you to physical therapy, but
Speaker 8: I wouldn't know what's heel them to work on. I
Speaker 8: could send you to another doctor, but I don't know
Speaker 8: what doctor to send you. And they said, so, I
Speaker 8: honestly don't have anything to tell you or give you
Speaker 8: any advice.
Speaker 5: But we're here if you need Do you think that
Speaker 5: they think you're faking it?
Speaker 8: Yes, they think I'm making this up.
Speaker 5: I mean I make stuff up for bits on this
Speaker 5: show sometimes, so maybe they'd listen to the show and like, oh,
Speaker 5: this is them doing his thing.
Speaker 7: It's lunchbucks.
Speaker 8: The fact that they said, I mean, I don't know
Speaker 8: what to tell you, but we're here for you. No, no, no,
Speaker 8: you're not here for me, because I'm here right now
Speaker 8: with this pain and all you're telling me is, I
Speaker 8: don't know.
Speaker 5: Do you worry it's so rare you might be dying
Speaker 5: and they don't know. Yeah, it's so rare they can't
Speaker 5: pick it out. And all of a sudden it's gonna
Speaker 5: be like, oh, this is a rare disease called hem
Speaker 5: like ab and obin And then.
Speaker 8: You're like, oh, I've thought about that.
Speaker 5: You got two weeks left to live.
Speaker 8: I've thought about that, Like, is there something like am
Speaker 8: I dying inside?
Speaker 7: And they don't know.
Speaker 10: He might have Munchausen syndrome.
Speaker 7: Oh, I've heard of that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So you just can't sell munching on stuff. You're
Speaker 5: in your house and just munch all the time. Munchausen
Speaker 5: very common during the holidays.
Speaker 10: It's where you pretend to have symptoms for sympathy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, a lot of times parents do that to
Speaker 5: their kids, right, Like they make their kids sick for
Speaker 5: this munch housing and they have it. But it's not
Speaker 5: them who's sick. They're making their kids sick. Maybe it's
Speaker 5: the attention.
Speaker 10: He's one of the wrong.
Speaker 11: He should probably go to a psychiatrist.
Speaker 8: No, no, guys, like this is for real.
Speaker 5: I can't h.
Speaker 13: He does.
Speaker 8: I don't. No, no, no, I don't have much house.
Speaker 5: You just want the attentions this.
Speaker 8: I don't want any attention. I want to go out
Speaker 8: for a run, I want to go play soccer. I
Speaker 8: want to do something, but I can't. And that's what
Speaker 8: I'm saying, Like I don't understand it when they tell
Speaker 8: you good luck, but we're here if you need me. No,
Speaker 8: you're not, because I'm here and you're you don't even
Speaker 8: know where to send me.
Speaker 6: You're just saying, that's weird. What do they mean by
Speaker 6: we're here if you need me? Like they've already done work.
Speaker 5: Just guys, we're just accepting he's telling us the truth
Speaker 5: about what they say society, other doctor's appearances. When he's
Speaker 5: come in he's been like they were like, yeah, we
Speaker 5: don't know YouTube and crap.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I guess might as well get a colon oscary
Speaker 11: just for fun.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Saturday, that's what they said.
Speaker 5: Also, so we got another one and I think we've
Speaker 5: elevated these. There's mine. It's the lowest at surgery MLA.
Speaker 5: It just hurts. We got lunchboxes of too. Have you
Speaker 5: guys looked at Scuba Steve lately.
Speaker 7: Uh No, he's.
Speaker 5: Lost twenty pounds because of like the tumors in a stomach.
Speaker 8: What oh is that?
Speaker 7: What's wrong with him? Well?
Speaker 13: That and that was like six sick over the Thanksgiving break.
Speaker 5: But that you don't lose twenty pounds from like being
Speaker 5: like sick. But so, first of all, what's happened in
Speaker 5: your stomach?
Speaker 14: So I'm going to see a specialist this week towards
Speaker 14: the end of the week to see what it really is.
Speaker 14: Because I was toldal once it was a hernia, and
Speaker 14: then I went to a CENTSI in Saint Thomas, like, no,
Speaker 14: it's a tumor. Because I had like they gave me
Speaker 14: like a sonogram, which I guess was the wrong test.
Speaker 14: According to another doctor, It's like lunchbox. You get all
Speaker 14: these they don't get very off. You are actually sick,
Speaker 14: you've lost I saw Scooba this morning. He's like, hey,
Speaker 14: you good, He's like lost twenty pounds. I'm like at
Speaker 14: a boy and he goes, no, no, I'm sick. I'm like,
Speaker 14: oh it sucks.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 13: So I've got a lot of conflicting reports.
Speaker 14: So hopefully when I see a specialist this week, they'll
Speaker 14: tell me what really is wrong so I can get
Speaker 14: it getting surgery and figure it out and move forward.
Speaker 5: So what's happening in your stomach?
Speaker 14: So in my stomach I haven't been able to pick
Speaker 14: my kids up for about two and a half three
Speaker 14: weeks because if I pick anyone up, I have this
Speaker 14: sharp abdominal pain right above my belly button. But I
Speaker 14: have a bump though, Like I'm a physical bump that
Speaker 14: I could feel.
Speaker 8: You have a bump, No, there's no bump.
Speaker 14: Okay, go ahead, and the bump. So one doctor was
Speaker 14: able to like manipulate the bump and push it back in.
Speaker 14: He's like, oh, that's your intestine that is pushed through hernia.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I heardia.
Speaker 14: So we can push that back in and put a
Speaker 14: mesh piece on it and you're fine. But then when
Speaker 14: I went to see the other doctor, they're like, no,
Speaker 14: that's a tumor. We should look at getting that removed.
Speaker 14: So now I've got these reports, I got to figure
Speaker 14: out which one's right.
Speaker 5: Well, they've given you two options, though, at least, yeah,
Speaker 5: at least they're not like, I don't know, how about
Speaker 5: a colon oscarby?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Google this? What about like the losing weight? Though? How's
Speaker 7: that part of what you're talking about?
Speaker 8: Twenty pounds?
Speaker 5: Scuba is way more than just getting the flu or
Speaker 5: you didn't have to. I don't know what you had.
Speaker 5: He was kind of a congestion thing too, right, Yeah, I.
Speaker 14: Could pick a flu because I a little bit of
Speaker 14: fever and then congestion, and then I wasn't eating a
Speaker 14: lot for a week. I cut out coffee and sugar,
Speaker 14: so that could also be a part.
Speaker 7: Of it too.
Speaker 13: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's like, I've got to die for four months.
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, my gut's completely gone. I'm actually it looks
Speaker 13: pretty good my stomach. But then that boulders thicking out,
Speaker 13: which scares me a little bit.
Speaker 5: Uh yep, I'm sorry about that. Man. What's the next step?
Speaker 13: So the next step is to go see this next
Speaker 13: specialist at Vandy.
Speaker 5: When do you have a date? The date is supposed
Speaker 5: to be tomorrow.
Speaker 8: Okay, can you ask them while you're in there?
Speaker 5: If about.
Speaker 8: Ask them what the pain to the left of my
Speaker 8: belly button could be?
Speaker 5: What doctors imagine? Scuba's in for a tumor possibly and
Speaker 5: he's in going hey, before we do this, I got
Speaker 5: his friend.
Speaker 8: It would just be a really a nice thing to do,
Speaker 8: because I've asked so many people.
Speaker 7: Where do you go?
Speaker 14: Like what doctors are you? Have you gone like Vanderbilt,
Speaker 14: like an actual like accredited doctor. Yeah, but you said
Speaker 14: like sports medicine always crap, Like what is that? That
Speaker 14: sounds like mall shopping mall type stuff?
Speaker 5: No, there he stops. There is a little place near
Speaker 5: the helicopters in the mall. Yeah, you know in the
Speaker 5: middle when they fly the little hell guy Like.
Speaker 8: No, no, I've been to real doctors.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 8: I don't want to give him shout out because I
Speaker 8: don't want to give him for not doing anything.
Speaker 5: Okay, Scoba, yours is the most serious of all.
Speaker 8: What are you talking about? Might's been going over month.
Speaker 5: Mine the least scoobass tumors and lost weight. You just
Speaker 5: come in and go, I can't move the fingers little.
Speaker 7: The worst part was your MRI.
Speaker 8: Dude.
Speaker 11: He said, it's the most painful thing you've ever been there,
Speaker 11: And it was just thirty minute.
Speaker 8: Was going to die, just laughing listen at him.
Speaker 5: We got to get this guy. Okay, I don't want.
Speaker 10: To joke about him dying.
Speaker 5: We're not We're not joking about it dying.
Speaker 10: I said, Scoop is going to die, laughing dying.
Speaker 5: You ever heard of dying of laughter?
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I think that we like don't
Speaker 11: use that phrase at the moment.
Speaker 5: Especially when so much is going to pass away laughing.
Speaker 2: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 3: Number two, we got our hands on a super expensive beer,
Speaker 3: Sam Adams Utopia.
Speaker 4: It's two hundred and forty dollars.
Speaker 3: And it has thirty percent alcohol content. So that's why
Speaker 3: this beer is making all kinds of headlines. So Bobby
Speaker 3: brought it in and we had to play a game
Speaker 3: of Riddle me this for whoever got to try the beer,
Speaker 3: and it kind of turned into a.
Speaker 4: Whole drinking session.
Speaker 5: Number two Sam Adams Utopia, so we got this online?
Speaker 7: Is that the strong beer?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's thirty percent alcohol by volume, like cod normal
Speaker 5: is four percent. Wow, this is thirty percent. And so
Speaker 5: the price is two hundred and forty dollars. What dang dude,
Speaker 5: just for this?
Speaker 8: How big?
Speaker 7: Oh it looks like it?
Speaker 5: Oh it looks like an earn.
Speaker 8: That's really cool.
Speaker 7: It looks like a piece of the game. Sorry.
Speaker 5: Yeah, a big old, massive piece, big bell. So this
Speaker 5: is a Sam Adams utopia. Let's go two hundred and
Speaker 5: forty dollars. And so who wants some?
Speaker 7: I do?
Speaker 8: I want a little bit of that.
Speaker 5: We are the glasses and then I'll let you guys
Speaker 5: compete to.
Speaker 7: How we competing? Well, I got a little.
Speaker 5: We'll do a little game.
Speaker 7: Oh boy.
Speaker 8: But and then the winner gets it has to drink
Speaker 8: all of it? No, oh no, no you can.
Speaker 5: You can have a little.
Speaker 7: All we're doing is right now, do any text my wife,
Speaker 7: you pick me up.
Speaker 5: You can just have a little. You can have a
Speaker 5: little taste. Winter gets a little taste. Okay. So, because
Speaker 5: we're gonna do some riddles here, So Amy do you
Speaker 5: want to?
Speaker 7: I Amy, get in on this.
Speaker 8: What do you you don't want to?
Speaker 5: Don't worry about it.
Speaker 8: Amy if you win, they.
Speaker 5: Don't get it.
Speaker 10: Well, they really want to taste it, so.
Speaker 7: I mean, but you can play.
Speaker 5: But if you win they don't get.
Speaker 3: It, that means you going in.
Speaker 5: Okay, of course, here we go. If you missed it,
Speaker 5: if you missed the reddle, you're out. You want to
Speaker 5: go first? Yep, okay, I have lots of teeth, but
Speaker 5: never bite. Slide me through your hair to tidy it, right, come, yeah,
Speaker 5: it's good, easy, all right, good?
Speaker 7: So she takes a drink?
Speaker 8: No, everyone, you get right, you get a drink.
Speaker 5: Everybody's drinking it. I don't even how to open this thing?
Speaker 5: Is it up here?
Speaker 8: Well, don't don't put the hair and no, no, no, no, don't.
Speaker 7: What do you mean.
Speaker 8: A bottle cat?
Speaker 5: Do you have an opener's scuba try twist suffers.
Speaker 13: Oh yeah, maybe a pop art twist? Yeah, with your teeth.
Speaker 5: It doesn't smell like whiskey, but it smells strong like
Speaker 5: whiskey smells strong. Let's go, oh boy? All right? Next up, lunchbikes. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I can tell you where you are and where to
Speaker 5: go without saying a word. What am I.
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 5: I can tell you where you are and where to
Speaker 5: go without saying a word. What am I?
Speaker 8: You can tell me where I am and where to
Speaker 8: go without saying a word.
Speaker 5: Oh a math, correct, Morgan, I come in different shapes.
Speaker 5: Peell me back and attach me to make art shine.
Speaker 4: Oh, okay, you come in different shapes.
Speaker 5: Oh, peel my back and attach me to make art shine.
Speaker 5: I'm in different shapes and you peel.
Speaker 4: My back to.
Speaker 7: Sick.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's a cover of a It's a gloss cover
Speaker 3: that goes on a picture frame.
Speaker 4: I don't know that it's called that, though you peel
Speaker 4: it back.
Speaker 5: Answer a cover in correct, Guys, I don't know this
Speaker 5: was got stupid stickers.
Speaker 10: I mean stickers popped into my head. But I was like,
Speaker 10: no way, it's stickers.
Speaker 5: Like too easy?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I didn't really understand it.
Speaker 5: Next up, but Morgan doesn't get a drink of that.
Speaker 5: I come out at night without being called, and I
Speaker 5: disappear in the day without being stolen. What am I
Speaker 5: called and stolen? I come out at night without being
Speaker 5: called and disappear in the day without being stolen. What
Speaker 5: am I?
Speaker 7: Darkness?
Speaker 5: What'd you say?
Speaker 3: Moon?
Speaker 5: Moon stars moon? Yeah?
Speaker 7: Oh moons?
Speaker 8: I really can I get a snip of it?
Speaker 7: I really wanted to dream.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, everybody, you're gonna see me. Don't throw the game.
Speaker 7: Dang it, you thought about that.
Speaker 5: That's the questions of the game integrity.
Speaker 8: Amy. I didn't expect that from you.
Speaker 13: You would get to take.
Speaker 8: A sip, but I don't want you to throw it.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna Amy. You can make me, but you can't
Speaker 5: see me. What am i?
Speaker 12: Hum?
Speaker 3: Hm?
Speaker 5: You can make me, but you can't see me. What
Speaker 5: am I?
Speaker 10: You can make me, but you can't see me. You
Speaker 10: can make me, but you can't see me.
Speaker 5: Five seconds? Okay?
Speaker 10: What carbon dioxide?
Speaker 8: Can I see the wind?
Speaker 10: Now? Noise and you don't see it.
Speaker 5: It's noise. Make no Ammy's breathing into the own. I
Speaker 5: thought it was a promise, all right. Next up, The
Speaker 5: faster you run, the harder it is to catch me. Lunchbox,
Speaker 5: what is it?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Go ahead, Yeah, Bobby, hand over that bottle. Baby.
Speaker 6: That's so weird, you baby.
Speaker 8: I didn't mean to say, baby, go ahead your bread.
Speaker 8: It's harder to catch your breath the faster than your one,
Speaker 8: harder to catch you up. You're gonna say a drink, baby,
Speaker 8: that's what.
Speaker 7: You were gonna say about Bobby baby again.
Speaker 8: I didn't mean to, but now I'm sticking with it.
Speaker 5: The answer is Brett. That is.
Speaker 13: I promise you.
Speaker 10: No, I didn't throw it. I did not know it.
Speaker 5: You threw it.
Speaker 10: I didn't throw it.
Speaker 8: Oh you didn't throw it. You didn't know it. No
Speaker 8: one knew it. I just won.
Speaker 5: All right, drink, drink from the golden shallow.
Speaker 8: My gun is the.
Speaker 11: Gold Can I smell it? Since I was second place before?
Speaker 7: He said, yes, thank you, just in case.
Speaker 5: Oh my goodness, take that.
Speaker 7: It looks like it's it dark.
Speaker 5: It's like, all right, give it her one.
Speaker 10: I want to sell it.
Speaker 5: Like two hundred does.
Speaker 8: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 10: Oh I'm so glad. I have goose bumps.
Speaker 5: Go ahead, give it her on yeh, go to your desk.
Speaker 10: Oh my gosh, are you ready?
Speaker 8: You want to calnt me down?
Speaker 7: What is the bubbly toes?
Speaker 10: Ready?
Speaker 5: Go two dollars?
Speaker 7: You just took a sip, dude, chug.
Speaker 8: It's really not pass.
Speaker 5: You reviewed.
Speaker 8: Yeah, the little sip was all right. The big chug
Speaker 8: a little bit different.
Speaker 5: Wow, I need to call you a driver. No, not
Speaker 5: on driver.
Speaker 7: Bye.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 5: It's only available in thirty five states because states have
Speaker 5: lost banning beer with such high alcohol.
Speaker 8: Wow, yeah, okay, that little sip, you know, I think
Speaker 8: that's a sip. I don't need to take it down
Speaker 8: like that.
Speaker 7: Are we done with a bottle? Or are we gonna wobby?
Speaker 10: You should let Eddie try it.
Speaker 5: Okay, Oh that's a boy.
Speaker 7: There you go, give it a drink. Cheers everyone.
Speaker 5: This is not a commercial, by the way. Oh boy,
Speaker 5: oh gosh, oh gosh, that's.
Speaker 7: Not a beer. That's a shot.
Speaker 6: That's a shot, dude, Morgan, take it down.
Speaker 5: I don't get smelled like that is not a beer, man.
Speaker 5: It was very thick.
Speaker 4: It's like a syrup.
Speaker 8: Basically, I told you it was.
Speaker 5: Okay, I like it.
Speaker 7: Oh, I mean, I don't mind it. But that's a shot.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't do much more.
Speaker 7: We gotta work, yeah a little bit.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 2: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan number.
Speaker 4: Two, absolutely the biggest news of the week.
Speaker 3: And coming in at that number one spot is Abby
Speaker 3: She has some huge personal news to share number one.
Speaker 5: All right, drummer on, we please have a big personal announcement.
Speaker 10: What make at sure? My headphones are wrong?
Speaker 5: So you doing something over there week?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 11: They sometimes the sound goes out, but I want to
Speaker 11: be able to hear this.
Speaker 7: You don't want to miss this?
Speaker 8: Yeah, oh boy?
Speaker 5: So, oh the announcement is, but it's not me that
Speaker 5: has the announced.
Speaker 8: Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5: What what the announcement is?
Speaker 8: Abby?
Speaker 5: What do you want to say?
Speaker 13: Okay, I'm engaged.
Speaker 5: Gosh, look at that.
Speaker 11: I have a ring a diamond gratulation.
Speaker 12: Thank you.
Speaker 5: So let's go what. She's obviously kept this private and
Speaker 5: secret until now, So tell us, tell us. I don't
Speaker 5: know anything, so tell me everything.
Speaker 12: Oh man, okay. So it was Saturday that it happened,
Speaker 12: and he was acting like pretty normal, but he was
Speaker 12: doing like subtle things throughout the day that now that
Speaker 12: I look back, Well, for one thing, he asked kind
Speaker 12: of about my nails, like I took my nail polish
Speaker 12: off and he's just like, so, what what color are
Speaker 12: you gonna do?
Speaker 5: I'm like, I don't know where you know? When he
Speaker 5: asked about your nails, No, not at all, but they
Speaker 5: looked bad.
Speaker 10: So I'm glad I did do that.
Speaker 5: Does he ever ask about your nails ever? No? And
Speaker 5: that didn't put you onto it at all.
Speaker 12: No, just because I took it off and then I
Speaker 12: was like, good thing. I took my nails off. See
Speaker 12: they look better. I just need to paint them. And
Speaker 12: then that's when he was like, oh what color? So
Speaker 12: and then he was playing like a playlist that he
Speaker 12: has songs that like make remind me of him of
Speaker 12: me that he was playing like in the car, and
Speaker 12: I was like, oh, okay, interesting. But then he was like, okay,
Speaker 12: get ready for dinner, like an early dinner at like
Speaker 12: four point thirty, and I'm like that's so early.
Speaker 10: Okay.
Speaker 12: Anyway, come to find out, he wanted me to be
Speaker 12: able to see the ring, you know, like.
Speaker 5: It was outside.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 12: And then he was like, do you want to take
Speaker 12: a guess where we're going? And I actually guessed where
Speaker 12: we were going because it was our first date spot,
Speaker 12: but I don't know why I thought of that. So anyway,
Speaker 12: we're walking and we're.
Speaker 5: Where was your first date spot? Like on a hill
Speaker 5: or something or rustiant?
Speaker 12: No, it's a restaurant, yeah, yeah, in twelve South. And
Speaker 12: so I remember like the first time I saw him
Speaker 12: on our date, like because we met on a nap
Speaker 12: and so the first time I saw him, he was
Speaker 12: standing by a trash can, and so I always remember
Speaker 12: this like moment when I walked by. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 12: I remember meeting you for the first time, and I
Speaker 12: guess I brought that up a lot. And so we
Speaker 12: get to that spot and he like pulls me off
Speaker 12: to the side and I'm like, oh, this is weird,
Speaker 12: and he like gives me a hug and then he
Speaker 12: starts saying all this, and then I just like it
Speaker 12: was a blur after that.
Speaker 5: Like basically I knew as soon as you realize what
Speaker 5: was happening, yes.
Speaker 12: But I'm like no, no, no, no, no no. I just
Speaker 12: started going like blacking out. And then he was like
Speaker 12: so abby and then he like got down on my
Speaker 12: knee and he's like will you marry me? And I'm like,
Speaker 12: oh my gosh, and I like freak out. I didn't
Speaker 12: know what to do. I didn't know what to do
Speaker 12: with my hands. And then there was a couple like
Speaker 12: walking by and they're like, you want your picture, so
Speaker 12: they took our picture and he didn't put the ring
Speaker 12: on yet. Like we're standing there and he has the
Speaker 12: ring in the box and I'm just like standing there.
Speaker 12: I didn't know what to do. And then he's like, Abby,
Speaker 12: you gotta put let me put the ring on.
Speaker 5: So that's all. You know what's crazy if you try
Speaker 5: to think back, do you know what he said?
Speaker 12: It was kind of like, you know, we've the past
Speaker 12: two years we've had we've made some amazing memories, and
Speaker 12: I know this spot right here is a special spot
Speaker 12: for you.
Speaker 5: When did it hit you that this is happening?
Speaker 12: Basically when he was like, and I want this spot
Speaker 12: to become even more special, and I was like.
Speaker 5: Oh, okay, pretty good.
Speaker 12: And then then when he went so abby and then
Speaker 12: I yeah, I'm like, oh man, this is real.
Speaker 7: That's did you say?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 5: I did, like immediately fell down started flopping before wow. Yeah.
Speaker 5: So so so what do you get. Do you still
Speaker 5: go to dinner?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: We did, uh huh, because you got to make calls
Speaker 5: and texts and facetimes and stuff.
Speaker 10: Yeah, we didn't.
Speaker 12: We just went right into dinner and then we went
Speaker 12: up to the He made a reservation, but he was like,
Speaker 12: do you guys have more of like a special spot because.
Speaker 10: We just got engaged. They're like, oh, that's awesome.
Speaker 12: So they put us like out by the fire, who
Speaker 12: was kind of out on the outdoor patio and no
Speaker 12: one was out there the whole time, and then they
Speaker 12: brought champagne. They did, yeah, like a glass of champagne.
Speaker 5: Did your parents know what was going to happen?
Speaker 12: He asked them like two months ago or a month ago,
Speaker 12: So no, they didn't know when it was going to happen.
Speaker 5: But he did ask them. He played it right like
Speaker 5: ask forever ago, because then everybody kind of forgets. And
Speaker 5: then did you know when he asked them?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 10: I didn't at all.
Speaker 4: Huh huh.
Speaker 5: So do you call them while you're sitting at dinner?
Speaker 5: Like are you just furiously like like calling it all
Speaker 5: your friends?
Speaker 10: I waited till I got home.
Speaker 5: I was like, let's just I don't know. I waited.
Speaker 12: I know I don't either, but I was so I
Speaker 12: couldn't believe it. I still like, can't. I looked down.
Speaker 5: I'm like, wow, that's so yeah.
Speaker 12: I got home and I FaceTime my mom and it
Speaker 12: was so funny because her jaw was like on the
Speaker 12: floor for five She just didn't She was like, oh,
Speaker 12: I like your shirt it's like shiny or whatever, and
Speaker 12: I'm like holding it and I'm like closer to the
Speaker 12: camera and she's like.
Speaker 10: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5: So that was cool.
Speaker 10: That's fun.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm really excited.
Speaker 5: Do you guys have an idea of when you want
Speaker 5: to get married?
Speaker 12: Not really, no, people, that's just the question you ask. Yeah,
Speaker 12: probably like end of next year or.
Speaker 4: Twenty twenty seven. Yeah, that was so rush, but yeah
Speaker 4: we haven't.
Speaker 5: But yeah, congratulations, that's thank you. Cool.
Speaker 11: Yeah, no, I'm super happy for Abby. I know it's
Speaker 11: so cute, like typical Abby that she's like and.
Speaker 10: Then I've blacked out.
Speaker 4: Yep, it's like easy trivia all over.
Speaker 13: Again, right there.
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, no, this is uh been something I think
Speaker 11: you've wanted for a long time, Like you didn't know
Speaker 11: for sure it was going to be this guy, but
Speaker 11: you finally found him.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: He's like, how do you feel.
Speaker 12: I'm like, well, it's surreal because I actually didn't think
Speaker 12: this would ever happen in my life.
Speaker 5: Do you keep looking down at your hand over and
Speaker 5: over again? Yes, yeah, I love it.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I can't stop.
Speaker 5: But shiny, that's cool.
Speaker 10: It's like my only diamond.
Speaker 5: Now she can put a picture because even hide it
Speaker 5: from us. Yeah yeah, now she can put a picture up. Congratulations, Abbie,
Speaker 5: We're super happy for you.
Speaker 12: Thank you.
Speaker 2: It's the best bits of the Week with Morgan number two.
Speaker 3: I know I speak for all of us when I
Speaker 3: say we're super excited for Abby and her fiance. It's
Speaker 3: very exciting times around here, and I'm glad that you
Speaker 3: are sharing it with us. So thanks for being here
Speaker 3: and hanging out on the podcast again. Check out that
Speaker 3: part one, Part three with Eddie this weekend. We always
Speaker 3: have really good conversations together, so you're gonna get a
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Speaker 4: That's it for me, Bye, everybody.
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