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Speaker 1: The Jubile Show on demand. Hi everybody, Hello, I'm Johnny

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Speaker 1: pocket Rocket and welcome to another exciting edition of Stupid

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Speaker 1: Internet Questions. It's the most exciting game show the world

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Speaker 1: has ever seen. It's Stupid Internet Questions, where we ask

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Speaker 1: you a question that everybody's talking about on the dot

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Speaker 1: com today. What is today's stupid Internet question? You're about

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Speaker 1: to find out because guess what. Well, I'm Johnny pocket

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Speaker 1: Rocket and this is Stupid Internet Questions. If you want

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Speaker 1: to participate, you can call us at eight eight eight

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Speaker 1: three four three one oh six one. You can also

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Speaker 1: text in your answer at four one oh six one.

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Speaker 1: But now it's time. What is today's stupid Internet question?

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Speaker 1: It's this, If you could eliminate one object from existence,

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Speaker 1: what would it be? And why? What is an object

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Speaker 1: that you would eliminate from existence? A lot of options

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Speaker 1: to choose from their call us eight eight eight three

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Speaker 1: four three one oh six one, text in four one

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Speaker 1: six one bin it. Well, at first, I was gonna

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Speaker 1: say grocery store sushi because it's disgusting, Like, let me

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Speaker 1: give this some thought, and I'm like, let's eliminate plastic

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Speaker 1: because like I feel like it leads to like cancer

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Speaker 1: and pollution, all of that disgusting stuff, and like, I

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Speaker 1: always really get really sad when I see like the

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Speaker 1: turtles caught in like a six pack ring of Budweisers

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Speaker 1: in the ocean, so like gets or the straws in

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Speaker 1: their nose. Turtles get straws in their nose. I saw

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Speaker 1: the headline for that one time, and I was like, man,

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Speaker 1: I know turtles were doing so much cocaine, but I

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Speaker 1: was like, oh God, it's getting in the ocean and

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Speaker 1: it's getting in their nose. It's much fun. So like,

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Speaker 1: let's do the world a favor, get rid of it.

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Speaker 1: I was not on board with you for the grocery

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Speaker 1: store sushi anyway, because I think grocery storce sushi is delicious.

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Speaker 1: All the gas stations Disus'm pretty sure sushi is hot dog.

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Speaker 1: So they put a hot dog in rice and pretend

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Speaker 1: I can't get sushi. Call us up right now. It's stupid.

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Speaker 1: Into questions eight at eight three four three one oh

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Speaker 1: six one text in four one oh six one. What

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Speaker 1: is an object that you would eliminate from existence? Chad

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Speaker 1: bicycles bycle Bicycles. Yeah, and you know kind of do

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Speaker 1: feel like I should feel bad about it because like,

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Speaker 1: there are plenty of bicyclers they stay in their little

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Speaker 1: bike lane right day Mary Lane Park, but there's a

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Speaker 1: large number that ruin us. For the bunch you know

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Speaker 1: there there that's true. Thank you for calling eight three

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Speaker 1: one six one. Text in four one oh six one.

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Speaker 1: What is something that you would eliminate from existence? He said,

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Speaker 1: bicycles because some people are cool about being in the

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Speaker 1: bike lane. Some people go, I'm on a bike, so

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Speaker 1: the whole entire road is mine. Hey, you got a

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Speaker 1: bike lane. It's a bike lane. We got a car

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Speaker 1: lane because we got cars. Yeah, and then the sidewalk

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Speaker 1: that's where we walk. Like I have ridden a bike before,

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Speaker 1: I like riding a street bike like that. I don't anymore.

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Speaker 1: But the people that I had to be around when

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Speaker 1: I was cycling a lot, it was frustrating, honestly, because

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Speaker 1: I would be riding with people and I would ride

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Speaker 1: in the little bike lane because bike lane, yeah, and

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Speaker 1: there would be like what are you doing? And I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I'm in the bike lane because it's a bike lane,

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Speaker 1: and they'd be like, no, no, no, you need to

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Speaker 1: get more on the white line, closer to the lane

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Speaker 1: where the cars are, and I'm like, but that's the

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Speaker 1: car lane and I'm on a bike and car beats

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Speaker 1: bike every time I'm staying in the bike lane. BI

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Speaker 1: bike didn't come with like a sense of entitlement, you know,

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Speaker 1: that's what these people have when they're in the streets.

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Speaker 1: So if you're on the road now, you could do

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Speaker 1: us a favor eliminate someone. I'd like that answer that

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Speaker 1: stupid internet questions, What is an object that you would

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Speaker 1: eliminate from existence? I would eliminate debt. Oh, for everybody

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Speaker 1: that you know, I'm always about eliminating student loan debt.

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Speaker 1: We got a little bit, but you know we still

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Speaker 1: gonna have plenty of room to go. What if somebody

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Speaker 1: doesn't have debt, then what do they get? Then they

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Speaker 1: get a life of free no debt, And that's not

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Speaker 1: cool because then we could have just like bought a

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Speaker 1: lot of stuff for free. Okay, we're not doing it.

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I don't want to eliminate debt,

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Speaker 1: right because I was still love to get loans, but

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Speaker 1: I would eliminate bas on payments and then bill collectors too.

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Speaker 1: Let's eliminate in right, Just let us born line for free. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: why short enough a little bit exactly what we should do?

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Speaker 1: Call us up right now eight at eight three four

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Speaker 1: three one to six one text in four one to

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Speaker 1: six one. It's stupid internet questions, and we're asking you

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Speaker 1: the question today that everybody's talking about on the dot com.

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Speaker 1: What's an object that you would eliminate from existence? Kaylanie, Hey,

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Speaker 1: my thing was debt and I just heard you say it,

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Speaker 1: and then I was going to change it to interest

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Speaker 1: and I heard you say that too, and I'm like, okay,

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Speaker 1: well I agree with you. Then we're also getting some

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Speaker 1: text in about things that people would eliminate if they could.

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Speaker 1: One person said meth and heroin they would get rid of.

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Speaker 1: Someone else said they would eliminate cheating. That's a good one, Okay,

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Speaker 1: social media, they would eliminate all social media. I don't

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Speaker 1: know about that. I like that it would be more

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Speaker 1: social if there was less social media. Yeah, oh, this

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Speaker 1: is a good one. Someone said they would eliminate man buns. No,

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Speaker 1: I thought I talked about those buds, not the buns

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Speaker 1: on your not the bottom bun, the hair bun. Someone

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Speaker 1: also said they get rid of the she wei and

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Speaker 1: I had to Google what a p in the Urnal?

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Speaker 1: It's one emale urinating to it's so you can go

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Speaker 1: into Urnal. Why I get rid of that, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It seems like it's quite convenient if you you came

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Speaker 1: up with. Dude, I would want to use one of

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Speaker 1: those for when we're on long drives. If I could

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Speaker 1: just attach something that gets like that. This is going

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Speaker 1: to be one of those random Amazon purchases. And seriously,

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Speaker 1: my name is Johnny pocket Rocket. And that was Stupid

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Speaker 1: Internet Questions. Join us same time tomorrow when we play

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