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Speaker 1: All right, guys, so do you hate it when you

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Speaker 1: get text with a bunch of uppercase letters that you

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Speaker 1: can't figure out? Like W y D is what you're doing?

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Speaker 1: We all know that when T T y l is

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Speaker 1: talked to you later or S T h u is

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Speaker 1: you know, shut the hell up. Oh you didn't know that,

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Speaker 1: Shut the heck up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's too many of y'all. I'm sorry, it's just

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Speaker 2: too many.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well, this may help you, This may help you, Tommy.

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Speaker 1: A group of older adults have decided to create their

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Speaker 1: own text code for their generation. Okay, so let's see

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Speaker 1: if you can figure these out. A T D.

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Speaker 2: That's not something you can't. That sounds like you need

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Speaker 2: a shot a prescription, right, you need to get that

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Speaker 2: off you.

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Speaker 1: A T D at the doctor? All right, all right,

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Speaker 1: I never got that. A A F A A F. Oh.

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Speaker 1: These are older adults in their text codes. Okay, at

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Speaker 1: a funeral, at a funeral?

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, okay, h O G h O G hog.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Hog it stands for a hot old guy. Obviously that's

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Speaker 1: from a woman. You see this hog over here over here.

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Speaker 2: It's some old people gonna think it's some chitting's going on. Now,

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Speaker 2: I'm just like everybody ain't gonna know what that on

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Speaker 2: some moss.

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Speaker 1: All right, here's one. F w f w i w

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Speaker 1: g f w i w g We all do this.

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Speaker 2: To deal with that.

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Speaker 1: You don't make me no, no, no, no no. Forgot

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Speaker 1: forgot where I was going? You know how you go

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Speaker 1: to the kitchen, You're like, what are I coming here for?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What did I coming here for?

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Speaker 2: Forgot where I'm going all the time on the days, right,

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Speaker 2: I ain't gonna remember to text that though, I'll tell

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Speaker 2: you that.

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Speaker 4: Speaking of memory, b M W black man working bring

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Speaker 4: bring we talking.

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Speaker 1: All right? To O T oh, this one is crazy,

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Speaker 1: to o T think about it, to O T. These

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Speaker 1: are for older people. Now, these are for older people. Uh,

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Speaker 1: texting on.

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Speaker 2: This old t.

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Speaker 1: Texting on what the toilet? Oh? Hell, you know you

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Speaker 1: take your moe in the bathroom?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 3: My grandmother bed and not text me that.

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Speaker 2: That's why I don't touch nobody phone. That's why I don't.

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Speaker 1: You don't do it, You do not do it? All right,

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Speaker 1: let's see h G B M oh god, h.

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Speaker 4: G B M h G b M these are older people.

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Speaker 2: Think I don't know he got he got he got

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Speaker 2: he got by me. I don't know what is.

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Speaker 1: Had a great.

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Speaker 2: B M God, these are older.

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Speaker 1: People texting people. I haven't the phone. We've said worse

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Speaker 1: on this show. We've definitely said worst on this show.

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Speaker 2: B M T, b m T, b M T. What's that?

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Speaker 1: What is that?

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Speaker 2: Is that?

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Speaker 1: Like a my teeth?

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Speaker 2: Bring my teeth?

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Speaker 1: See, these are what older people text. They probably text

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Speaker 1: something like this, B T.

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Speaker 4: T A P?

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Speaker 2: What what T A P?

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Speaker 4: What's that?

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Speaker 2: What's about to take? A nap?

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Speaker 1: Hy e?

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Speaker 2: Yes, that means something O C M T.

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Speaker 1: Clipping my toenails.

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Speaker 2: No, that's why they don't need to be texted.

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Speaker 4: Well, they need to sing out to spell everything.

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Speaker 1: All right, guys, coming up next to Isn't that crazy?

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