Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after today's strawberry letter.
Speaker 2: But up next nephew Tommy, right here with today's prank
Speaker 2: phone call. What you got f Well, this is a
Speaker 2: big deal right here, sir uh I need you to
Speaker 2: wash me, to need you to wash me, wash me.
Speaker 2: Whether the weather be cold, weather, the weather be hot,
Speaker 2: whatever the weather. We end this together, weather we like
Speaker 2: it or not. What I did my ex I did
Speaker 2: my exercise, Wuella. The weather be cold, weather, the weather
Speaker 2: be hot, whatever the weather, we end this together, whether
Speaker 2: we like it that when.
Speaker 3: Did you the curtains in his hotel?
Speaker 2: I need you to wash me. Let's go ahead.
Speaker 1: It's a great day, nursery. This is Felicia.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to get somebody to come down here to
Speaker 3: five on one.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, five o one.
Speaker 3: I need somebody to come down here to five on
Speaker 3: one and and clean me up.
Speaker 1: Sir. I think you might have the wrong number.
Speaker 3: The nurse. I need the nurse to come down here
Speaker 3: to five on one and clean me up. Sir.
Speaker 1: This is the nursery, not the nurse. I think you
Speaker 1: might have down the wrong number.
Speaker 3: No, I need to talk to where nurse said, that's
Speaker 3: who normally clean me up. I need to come down
Speaker 3: here and clean me up, sir.
Speaker 1: I really do think you have the wrong number. Where
Speaker 1: are you calling from?
Speaker 3: Who is here?
Speaker 1: This is Felicia. I'm the director here at the nursery.
Speaker 3: That's what I say. I need the nurse to come
Speaker 3: down here and clean me up. I'm ben playing and
Speaker 3: all this stuff to clean me up because I've been
Speaker 3: sitting here a long time.
Speaker 1: No, ain't nobody to come well, sir, I think you
Speaker 1: dial the wrong number. If you tell me where you are,
Speaker 1: I can try to help you.
Speaker 3: But I ain't down the wrong number. I need somebody
Speaker 3: to come down here and clean me up. This ain't right.
Speaker 3: Y'all supposed to be a y'all supposed to get here
Speaker 3: every a talking about posed to come to check on
Speaker 3: Ain't nobody come check on me yet?
Speaker 1: Okay, well, I apologize, but you have the wrong number.
Speaker 1: Try hanging up and then dialing.
Speaker 3: It's just a nurse station, sir.
Speaker 4: This is a nursery. We take care of children here.
Speaker 4: This is not the nurse station.
Speaker 3: I'm not no child, I said, is this the nurse station?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you're not listening to me. This is not
Speaker 1: the nurse station. This is a nursery. We have children here,
Speaker 1: We take care of children. So I think you dial
Speaker 1: the wrong number.
Speaker 3: No, they said that they're supposed to come clean up
Speaker 3: every hour. They're suposed to come check on Now, I
Speaker 3: bet hell, I bet on my near three hours, ain't
Speaker 3: nobody come check on me yet another? I need somebody
Speaker 3: to come clean me up? And the uh there's a
Speaker 3: bad pan is full, and they just they they just
Speaker 3: don't come check on us like they pull to check
Speaker 3: on them.
Speaker 1: They check on them. I'm really sorry that they have
Speaker 1: not come to check on you in your your bad hands.
Speaker 3: So why would they learn to sit here like they do?
Speaker 1: Okay, so just listen to what I'm saying. This is
Speaker 1: a nursery, we take care of small children. This is
Speaker 1: not the nursing station. So I'm long my grandkid.
Speaker 3: I got small children as my grandkids. I got bout
Speaker 3: forty two grandkids for that comes here on Sunday. But
Speaker 3: soon did they leave the people at the nurse stands
Speaker 3: and that they they treat me bad. Leave me here
Speaker 3: like this here two three hours? Don't nobody to come
Speaker 3: check on Can you come down here and.
Speaker 1: Check this bad bag, sir. I can't do that. I
Speaker 1: need to get back to the kids here. If we
Speaker 1: take care of at sea.
Speaker 3: My kids, No, my kids don't come tell they come
Speaker 3: on Sunday. They come all a Sunday after chuck and
Speaker 3: they come.
Speaker 1: Sleep me, do they Okay? Okay, Well I'm glad your
Speaker 1: kids come see you. And I'm going to get off
Speaker 1: the phone now. But I hang up. You just now
Speaker 1: down the number.
Speaker 3: Right when you get off, you're gonna come down here
Speaker 3: and come sick and.
Speaker 1: Clean me up.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to do that, but I'm going to
Speaker 4: let you call back. And why do all come.
Speaker 3: Clean me up? Why gonna do that? Father?
Speaker 1: Do it?
Speaker 2: Sir?
Speaker 1: I'm not a nurse. I'm a teacher.
Speaker 3: When when when when? When?
Speaker 4: When?
Speaker 3: When? When I was coming through the proposed to do
Speaker 3: that job? You're doing what the joby? Whatever? Your job is?
Speaker 3: That what you do?
Speaker 1: I want?
Speaker 3: Father? Two? Yere straight?
Speaker 1: And I did my job, Okay, I'm a teacher. That
Speaker 1: why don't come.
Speaker 3: On down here and do what you're supposed to do?
Speaker 1: Because I don't clean their t you know why I
Speaker 1: go on your young phone.
Speaker 3: Don't do your job now? Damn what you gonna make
Speaker 3: me mad you don't get your.
Speaker 1: Get uh, I'm going to ask that you not talk
Speaker 1: to me like that.
Speaker 3: If you get your come clean and clean me up.
Speaker 3: I ain't supposed to be sitting here like this all
Speaker 3: the time.
Speaker 1: Your name again, it's Felicia, and I have really really
Speaker 1: nice to got here right now. Please do not speak
Speaker 1: to me like that. I'm trying to You're gonna calm
Speaker 1: down and quit talking to me like that. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to help you now. That's just rude speaking to me
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 4: This is a nurser reach.
Speaker 3: Nose to do.
Speaker 4: Here right now, But you're not gonna talk to me
Speaker 4: like that. That's just rude and disrespectful. Don't speak to
Speaker 4: me like that. You talking about kick I will kick
Speaker 4: yo in the wheelchair. This seems to be the only
Speaker 4: language you understand is me talking to you crazy since
Speaker 4: you and to me, crazy is not coming down there.
Speaker 4: You stay in that space. How about this what you
Speaker 4: heard me?
Speaker 1: I said?
Speaker 4: You stay in that stank. I'm not cleaning though. I've
Speaker 4: been trying to tell you for the past five minutes, but.
Speaker 1: You won't shut up long enough to listen.
Speaker 4: I am not coming down there to clean your Why not?
Speaker 4: I've been trying to tell you that is not my job.
Speaker 4: You dial the wrong number. I'm talking to you. Who
Speaker 4: are you talking to like that? We'll bring it on
Speaker 4: there if you think you can get in your wheelchair
Speaker 4: and make it down here to the nursery to whoop
Speaker 4: my can come the hell.
Speaker 3: Owned Listen when you would take a message from it
Speaker 3: and give it to somebody?
Speaker 1: What's your what's your message?
Speaker 3: Right? Done?
Speaker 4: And e n e.
Speaker 1: Uh huh? What else? H uh huh uh huh?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 3: Okay? You got that part? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I got that part?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 4: Oh mn wh what is that? What do it spell?
Speaker 4: I don't know what is it?
Speaker 1: You want spell it out?
Speaker 4: I'm not selling at you. Tell me what it is?
Speaker 3: What does that say?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Nephew taught me.
Speaker 3: Nephew tell me. This is Nephew Tommy from the Steve
Speaker 3: Baby Morning Show. Baby, you just got bragged by your
Speaker 3: sister Nita.
Speaker 4: Oh oh my god.
Speaker 3: Why you were sitting up there like what in the world?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, then you got me. You got me?
Speaker 3: Oh baby, I got you, I got you get I
Speaker 3: got one question for you, though, what is what is
Speaker 3: the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in
Speaker 3: the land.
Speaker 4: It is the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You cap me good?
Speaker 2: Did I do that?
Speaker 3: There? I did that? Did I do that?
Speaker 2: Thell?
Speaker 3: That's all of it.
Speaker 2: Did I do that? There?
Speaker 3: Yep? King of Pranks?
Speaker 1: Come on now.
Speaker 3: April nineteen to twenty.
Speaker 2: The Nephew is coming to town April nineteen to twenty
Speaker 2: at Baltimore, Maryland, the Comedy Factory, back my popul letting
Speaker 2: the Man. The Nephew is coming. Tickets on sale right now.
Speaker 2: Come on, bemot, let's do the dog on thing. I
Speaker 2: know y'all been going through a little something something, so
Speaker 2: come on over and get your laugh on me.
Speaker 1: All right, Nephew up next my Strawberry letter.
Speaker 4: You're listening Hardy Morning Show.