WEBVTT - I Need You to Wash Me

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after today's strawberry letter.

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<v Speaker 2>But up next nephew Tommy, right here with today's prank

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<v Speaker 2>phone call. What you got f Well, this is a

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<v Speaker 2>big deal right here, sir uh I need you to

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<v Speaker 2>wash me, to need you to wash me, wash me.

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<v Speaker 2>Whether the weather be cold, weather, the weather be hot,

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<v Speaker 2>whatever the weather. We end this together, weather we like

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<v Speaker 2>it or not. What I did my ex I did

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<v Speaker 2>my exercise, Wuella. The weather be cold, weather, the weather

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<v Speaker 2>be hot, whatever the weather, we end this together, whether

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<v Speaker 2>we like it that when.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you the curtains in his hotel?

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<v Speaker 2>I need you to wash me. Let's go ahead.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a great day, nursery. This is Felicia.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to get somebody to come down here to

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<v Speaker 3>five on one.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, five o one.

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<v Speaker 3>I need somebody to come down here to five on

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<v Speaker 3>one and and clean me up.

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<v Speaker 1>Sir. I think you might have the wrong number.

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<v Speaker 3>The nurse. I need the nurse to come down here

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<v Speaker 3>to five on one and clean me up. Sir.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the nursery, not the nurse. I think you

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<v Speaker 1>might have down the wrong number.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I need to talk to where nurse said, that's

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<v Speaker 3>who normally clean me up. I need to come down

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<v Speaker 3>here and clean me up, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>I really do think you have the wrong number. Where

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<v Speaker 1>are you calling from?

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<v Speaker 3>Who is here?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Felicia. I'm the director here at the nursery.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I say. I need the nurse to come

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<v Speaker 3>down here and clean me up. I'm ben playing and

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<v Speaker 3>all this stuff to clean me up because I've been

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<v Speaker 3>sitting here a long time.

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<v Speaker 1>No, ain't nobody to come well, sir, I think you

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<v Speaker 1>dial the wrong number. If you tell me where you are,

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<v Speaker 1>I can try to help you.

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<v Speaker 3>But I ain't down the wrong number. I need somebody

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<v Speaker 3>to come down here and clean me up. This ain't right.

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<v Speaker 3>Y'all supposed to be a y'all supposed to get here

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<v Speaker 3>every a talking about posed to come to check on

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<v Speaker 3>Ain't nobody come check on me yet?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well, I apologize, but you have the wrong number.

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<v Speaker 1>Try hanging up and then dialing.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just a nurse station, sir.

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<v Speaker 4>This is a nursery. We take care of children here.

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<v Speaker 4>This is not the nurse station.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not no child, I said, is this the nurse station?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry you're not listening to me. This is not

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<v Speaker 1>the nurse station. This is a nursery. We have children here,

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<v Speaker 1>We take care of children. So I think you dial

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<v Speaker 1>the wrong number.

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<v Speaker 3>No, they said that they're supposed to come clean up

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<v Speaker 3>every hour. They're suposed to come check on Now, I

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<v Speaker 3>bet hell, I bet on my near three hours, ain't

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<v Speaker 3>nobody come check on me yet another? I need somebody

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<v Speaker 3>to come clean me up? And the uh there's a

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<v Speaker 3>bad pan is full, and they just they they just

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<v Speaker 3>don't come check on us like they pull to check

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<v Speaker 3>on them.

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<v Speaker 1>They check on them. I'm really sorry that they have

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<v Speaker 1>not come to check on you in your your bad hands.

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<v Speaker 3>So why would they learn to sit here like they do?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so just listen to what I'm saying. This is

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<v Speaker 1>a nursery, we take care of small children. This is

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<v Speaker 1>not the nursing station. So I'm long my grandkid.

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<v Speaker 3>I got small children as my grandkids. I got bout

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<v Speaker 3>forty two grandkids for that comes here on Sunday. But

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<v Speaker 3>soon did they leave the people at the nurse stands

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<v Speaker 3>and that they they treat me bad. Leave me here

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<v Speaker 3>like this here two three hours? Don't nobody to come

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<v Speaker 3>check on Can you come down here and.

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<v Speaker 1>Check this bad bag, sir. I can't do that. I

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<v Speaker 1>need to get back to the kids here. If we

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<v Speaker 1>take care of at sea.

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<v Speaker 3>My kids, No, my kids don't come tell they come

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<v Speaker 3>on Sunday. They come all a Sunday after chuck and

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<v Speaker 3>they come.

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<v Speaker 1>Sleep me, do they Okay? Okay, Well I'm glad your

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<v Speaker 1>kids come see you. And I'm going to get off

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<v Speaker 1>the phone now. But I hang up. You just now

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<v Speaker 1>down the number.

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<v Speaker 3>Right when you get off, you're gonna come down here

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<v Speaker 3>and come sick and.

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<v Speaker 1>Clean me up.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not going to do that, but I'm going to

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<v Speaker 4>let you call back. And why do all come.

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<v Speaker 3>Clean me up? Why gonna do that? Father?

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<v Speaker 1>Do it?

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<v Speaker 2>Sir?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a nurse. I'm a teacher.

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<v Speaker 3>When when when when? When?

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<v Speaker 4>When?

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<v Speaker 3>When? When I was coming through the proposed to do

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<v Speaker 3>that job? You're doing what the joby? Whatever? Your job is?

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<v Speaker 3>That what you do?

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<v Speaker 1>I want?

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<v Speaker 3>Father? Two? Yere straight?

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<v Speaker 1>And I did my job, Okay, I'm a teacher. That

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<v Speaker 1>why don't come.

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<v Speaker 3>On down here and do what you're supposed to do?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I don't clean their t you know why I

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<v Speaker 1>go on your young phone.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't do your job now? Damn what you gonna make

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<v Speaker 3>me mad you don't get your.

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<v Speaker 1>Get uh, I'm going to ask that you not talk

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<v Speaker 1>to me like that.

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<v Speaker 3>If you get your come clean and clean me up.

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<v Speaker 3>I ain't supposed to be sitting here like this all

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<v Speaker 3>the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Your name again, it's Felicia, and I have really really

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<v Speaker 1>nice to got here right now. Please do not speak

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<v Speaker 1>to me like that. I'm trying to You're gonna calm

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<v Speaker 1>down and quit talking to me like that. I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to help you now. That's just rude speaking to me

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<v Speaker 1>like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Now.

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<v Speaker 4>This is a nurser reach.

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<v Speaker 3>Nose to do.

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<v Speaker 4>Here right now, But you're not gonna talk to me

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<v Speaker 4>like that. That's just rude and disrespectful. Don't speak to

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<v Speaker 4>me like that. You talking about kick I will kick

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<v Speaker 4>yo in the wheelchair. This seems to be the only

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<v Speaker 4>language you understand is me talking to you crazy since

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<v Speaker 4>you and to me, crazy is not coming down there.

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<v Speaker 4>You stay in that space. How about this what you

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<v Speaker 4>heard me?

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<v Speaker 1>I said?

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<v Speaker 4>You stay in that stank. I'm not cleaning though. I've

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<v Speaker 4>been trying to tell you for the past five minutes, but.

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<v Speaker 1>You won't shut up long enough to listen.

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<v Speaker 4>I am not coming down there to clean your Why not?

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<v Speaker 4>I've been trying to tell you that is not my job.

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<v Speaker 4>You dial the wrong number. I'm talking to you. Who

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<v Speaker 4>are you talking to like that? We'll bring it on

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<v Speaker 4>there if you think you can get in your wheelchair

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<v Speaker 4>and make it down here to the nursery to whoop

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<v Speaker 4>my can come the hell.

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<v Speaker 3>Owned Listen when you would take a message from it

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<v Speaker 3>and give it to somebody?

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<v Speaker 1>What's your what's your message?

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<v Speaker 3>Right? Done?

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<v Speaker 4>And e n e.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh? What else? H uh huh uh huh?

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<v Speaker 2>What?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay? You got that part? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>I got that part?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh mn wh what is that? What do it spell?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know what is it?

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<v Speaker 1>You want spell it out?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not selling at you. Tell me what it is?

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<v Speaker 3>What does that say?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Nephew taught me.

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<v Speaker 3>Nephew tell me. This is Nephew Tommy from the Steve

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<v Speaker 3>Baby Morning Show. Baby, you just got bragged by your

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<v Speaker 3>sister Nita.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>Why you were sitting up there like what in the world?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Yeah, then you got me. You got me?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh baby, I got you, I got you get I

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<v Speaker 3>got one question for you, though, what is what is

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<v Speaker 3>the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in

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<v Speaker 3>the land.

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<v Speaker 4>It is the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You cap me good?

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<v Speaker 2>Did I do that?

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<v Speaker 3>There? I did that? Did I do that?

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<v Speaker 2>Thell?

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<v Speaker 3>That's all of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Did I do that? There?

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<v Speaker 3>Yep? King of Pranks?

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<v Speaker 1>Come on now.

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<v Speaker 3>April nineteen to twenty.

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<v Speaker 2>The Nephew is coming to town April nineteen to twenty

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<v Speaker 2>at Baltimore, Maryland, the Comedy Factory, back my popul letting

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<v Speaker 2>the Man. The Nephew is coming. Tickets on sale right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, bemot, let's do the dog on thing. I

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<v Speaker 2>know y'all been going through a little something something, so

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<v Speaker 2>come on over and get your laugh on me.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Nephew up next my Strawberry letter.

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<v Speaker 4>You're listening Hardy Morning Show.