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Speaker 1: Hello, everybody. It is me and I am here to

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Speaker 1: tell you all that I have a bunch of brand

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Speaker 1: new tour dates that are on sale right now for

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Speaker 1: my Therapy Gecko Live show. This is my third tour

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Speaker 1: around the country doing Therapy Gecko Live and doing this

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Speaker 1: live show continues to be one of the most fun

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Speaker 1: things that I get to do in my life. The

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Speaker 1: format of these shows is it's like a big group

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Speaker 1: Gecko therapy session where members of the audience come on

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Speaker 1: stage to talk about stuff from their lives, just like

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Speaker 1: how we do it right here in the podcast. Plus

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Speaker 1: I mix in some material and presentations and bits from

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Speaker 1: myself about my life. And if you've seen the show

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Speaker 1: before already, I am coming in hot with new presentations.

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Speaker 1: Tickets are available right now at therapygeckotour dot com or

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Speaker 1: you can find them in the description of this episode.

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Speaker 1: And I will be coming to the following cities. Nashville, Tennessee, Huntsville, Alabama, Chicago, Illinois, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Detroit, Michigan,

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Speaker 1: Grand Rapids, Michigan, San Jose, California. San Jose, California, San Francisco, California, Portland, Oregon, Seattle, Washington,

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Speaker 1: New York City, Philadelphia, Washington, DC, Austin, Texas, Houston, Texas, Dallas, Texas, Greenville,

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Speaker 1: South Carolina, Charlotte, North Carolina, Greensboro, North Carolina, Atlanta, Georgia, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Buffalo,

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Speaker 1: New York, Toronto, Canada, Los Angeles, California, and Minneapolis, Minnesota.

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Speaker 1: Once again, That's therapygeckotour dot com for tickets, or check

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Speaker 1: the link in the episode description. Whether you're a regular

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Speaker 1: listener of the podcast or you have no idea how

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Speaker 1: you got here, you will have a fun time at

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Speaker 1: the live shows. They're wild, unpredictable, and at times touch

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Speaker 1: and beautiful. And I hope to see you and your

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Speaker 1: entire family there, all right. I don't have anything else

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Speaker 1: to say. I was reading off of a script that

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Speaker 1: I wrote for this entire up until right now, up

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Speaker 1: until now, I don't have a script. I'm just talking.

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Speaker 1: And I mean, it's not I wrote the script. It's

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Speaker 1: not like it's not like someone handed me something I wrote.

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Speaker 1: I like to I'm pretty I feel like I can

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Speaker 1: talk pretty decently when I'm like in a conversation with somebody.

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Speaker 1: But if I have to like come up with stuff

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Speaker 1: from off the top of my head, like I'm doing

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Speaker 1: right now. I kind of flounder a little bit as

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Speaker 1: you're hearing. But anyway I plan. I don't know if

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Speaker 1: this will be funny, but just to fill some time.

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Speaker 1: Here's a Shakespeare sonnet that I memorized in the seventh grade.

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Speaker 1: Shall I compare THEE to a summer's day? Thou art

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Speaker 1: more lovely and more temperate? Rough winds do shake the

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Speaker 1: darling buds of May, and summer's lease hath all too

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Speaker 1: short a date, sometimes too hot. The eye of heaven shines,

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Speaker 1: and often is his gold complexion dimmed. And every fair

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Speaker 1: from fair sometimes declines by chance or nature's changing course untrimmed.

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Speaker 1: But thy eternal summer shall not fade, nor lose possession

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Speaker 1: of that fair Thou oast, nor shall death brag. Thou

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Speaker 1: wanderest in his shade. When any eternal lines to time,

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Speaker 1: Thou grosst. So long as men can breathe or eyes

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Speaker 1: can see, so long lives this, and this gives life

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Speaker 1: to THEE. Come to my live show. Thanks,