1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:03,120 Speaker 1: Well, I've got some good news and bad news. Oh no, 2 00:00:03,240 --> 00:00:05,880 Speaker 1: it's broken, Jeffrey in the morning. Actually, it's more like 3 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:07,600 Speaker 1: great news bad news. 4 00:00:08,039 --> 00:00:08,600 Speaker 2: I can take that. 5 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:11,840 Speaker 1: So let's start with the great. Seven eleven wants to 6 00:00:11,880 --> 00:00:14,280 Speaker 1: reward you from making it through the longest month of 7 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:20,880 Speaker 1: the year, Dry January, by giving out free slurpees. Do 8 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:21,960 Speaker 1: they not know what I mean? 9 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:22,720 Speaker 2: That's still dry? 10 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:23,240 Speaker 3: Yeah? 11 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:25,960 Speaker 4: What, well, it's like dry there's no alcohol. Slurpy is 12 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:26,639 Speaker 4: still no alcohol? 13 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:28,680 Speaker 1: Well no, Still, it's like it's like a reward, like. 14 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:33,360 Speaker 4: We rewarded ourselves with alcohol. 15 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:35,200 Speaker 1: They're not quick. 16 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:37,440 Speaker 2: I thought you said it was great news, jeff. 17 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:40,440 Speaker 1: That was great. Free slurpees is great news. The only 18 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:42,879 Speaker 1: bad news is that I'm six days late and this 19 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:47,000 Speaker 1: promotion already happened back on January thirty first, So yeah, 20 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:49,159 Speaker 1: the news cycle is killing me late. 21 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:51,440 Speaker 4: So that makes more sense than it was happening during 22 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:53,600 Speaker 4: dry January than they were giving away. 23 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:57,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, yes, I wish i'd seen this back then. 24 00:00:57,760 --> 00:00:58,840 Speaker 2: Why are we talking about it? 25 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:00,800 Speaker 1: I just I can't keep up with the news. 26 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:02,520 Speaker 2: Don't try anymore. 27 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:05,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I guess I feel like I could take 28 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:07,560 Speaker 1: this time to focus on July eleventh, which is seven 29 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:11,960 Speaker 1: eleven's National Slurpy Day. It seems a little bit early, 30 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:12,520 Speaker 1: doesn't it. 31 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:14,759 Speaker 2: Yeah, now everybody knows is this the same day every year? 32 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:15,160 Speaker 2: It's seven? 33 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:17,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like I know, I'm in charge of 34 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:19,679 Speaker 1: kind of coming up with what to report on and 35 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:22,920 Speaker 1: talk about on the show, trying to stay topical. But Alexis, 36 00:01:22,959 --> 00:01:25,119 Speaker 1: do you think maybe like you could help tag team 37 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:26,039 Speaker 1: this job with me? 38 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:28,360 Speaker 2: All starts is happening right now. I can tell you 39 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:32,600 Speaker 2: Sammy just came back in and he chose okay, right. 40 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:35,039 Speaker 1: Stuff that people actually care about, though, is what we 41 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:37,600 Speaker 1: need to talk about, because I keep reporting on stuff 42 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:40,520 Speaker 1: like seventeen days late. But it's not really my fault though. 43 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:43,200 Speaker 1: Why Why Because I live out in the mountains and 44 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:46,399 Speaker 1: my internet is slow, so it takes it takes information 45 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:47,800 Speaker 1: longer for it to reach me. 46 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:48,240 Speaker 3: You know, a. 47 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:50,160 Speaker 2: Newspaper would be more updated than you are. 48 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:53,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, so I don't know. Text in seven eight, five 49 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:56,160 Speaker 1: nine too. If you've got a free slurpee on January thirty, 50 00:01:56,160 --> 00:01:57,480 Speaker 1: first tell us how it was. 51 00:01:57,600 --> 00:01:57,919 Speaker 2: Okay? 52 00:01:58,120 --> 00:02:00,400 Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe send Jeff a letter so we could about 53 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:01,200 Speaker 4: your review in two weeks. 54 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:03,320 Speaker 1: I would love to hear about it and now ready 55 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:05,720 Speaker 1: for next January thirty first. Oh, yes, you're kind of 56 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:07,680 Speaker 1: ahead of the game. Yes, okay, we're jumping on top 57 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:11,480 Speaker 1: of it next January thirty First, don't forget free slurpees 58 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:14,560 Speaker 1: if you're able to do it. All right, we've hit 59 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:18,079 Speaker 1: all the points. Now time to move on and get 60 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:21,400 Speaker 1: into the jop collar question of the day. It's a 61 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:23,480 Speaker 1: segment that never goes out of style. We've been doing 62 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:27,239 Speaker 1: it for years. Nobody's been tired of it, not once. Jake, 63 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:28,840 Speaker 1: you know what to do, Jake. 64 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:33,760 Speaker 3: Today is the birthday of a true American hero, James 65 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:34,600 Speaker 3: A Doer. 66 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:37,160 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we all know him right. 67 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:40,080 Speaker 3: He's the genius who, back in nineteen thirty invented a 68 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:42,560 Speaker 3: guilty pleasure that many of us still enjoy to this day. 69 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:49,560 Speaker 3: James was the proud creator of the Twinkie. Yes, those 70 00:02:49,639 --> 00:02:54,560 Speaker 3: golden hued confectionery clouds of perfection, both pillowy and soft, 71 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:58,720 Speaker 3: yet delicately crisp at the edges, cradling a luscious core 72 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:03,160 Speaker 3: of sweet theory vanilla cream that tickles the taste buds 73 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:11,280 Speaker 3: and never expire. Some would consider the Twinkie to be 74 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:15,720 Speaker 3: a bizarre food creation, But what other strange American inventions 75 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:18,080 Speaker 3: have we seen over the years. You'll have to tell 76 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:24,680 Speaker 3: me during a special appreciation for Innovation edition of plenty 77 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:28,119 Speaker 3: of twenty. If you say number one through twenty, I'll 78 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:32,080 Speaker 3: give you a hint describing a famous American invention. You 79 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:33,920 Speaker 3: just have to tell me what it is to stay 80 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:37,080 Speaker 3: in the game. We'll start with a woman who is 81 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:40,240 Speaker 3: looking for someone to do her taxes. That's Alexis. 82 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:42,040 Speaker 1: It's a pun on the guy's name. 83 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:43,440 Speaker 3: Catch up, everybody. 84 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:48,080 Speaker 4: She did ask me about my mom in taxes. 85 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:51,440 Speaker 3: But we don't have time now, Brooke Alexis, it's your turn. 86 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:54,880 Speaker 3: Nin Alexis. You may receive no help from the room 87 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:57,840 Speaker 3: for this one. One of those Alexis. A man with 88 00:03:57,880 --> 00:04:00,920 Speaker 3: the initials JD invented this funky knack that started out 89 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:03,520 Speaker 3: with a different flavor, but a war forced it to 90 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:04,160 Speaker 3: go vanilla. 91 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:08,200 Speaker 1: What is it? If I could help, don't I don't 92 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:08,600 Speaker 1: even want to. 93 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:08,880 Speaker 3: Don't. 94 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:11,200 Speaker 1: I just want to hear Alexis think about. 95 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:13,839 Speaker 2: I'm wondering if this is how the vanilla oreos came 96 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:14,080 Speaker 2: to be. 97 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:17,719 Speaker 4: But they're not fully vanilla now they're still wait, not vanilla, 98 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:18,520 Speaker 4: but the gold ones. 99 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:22,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you know, talk more, say more things. 100 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:26,320 Speaker 2: I don't know any vanilla flavored things. Nilla wafers. 101 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:32,440 Speaker 3: Vanilla wafers, not old Alexis said, Nila wafers. That is. 102 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:36,159 Speaker 1: The logic was so sound. 103 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:41,560 Speaker 3: I was looking for the Twinkie. Yeah z James Stewart, 104 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:43,800 Speaker 3: the guy I mentioned multiple times during the intro, and 105 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:46,440 Speaker 3: then that joke about your taxes. Yeah, the initial flavor 106 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:47,400 Speaker 3: was banana banana. 107 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:52,400 Speaker 4: That the flavor of Twinkie is vanillaway now I thought. 108 00:04:52,279 --> 00:04:57,520 Speaker 2: It was just twinkie. 109 00:04:57,680 --> 00:05:00,280 Speaker 1: Brooks, your turn now, yeah seven brook. 110 00:05:00,279 --> 00:05:03,680 Speaker 3: In twenty thirteen, a man named Dwayne from solved a 111 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:07,120 Speaker 3: problem that people never admitted they had until their vacation 112 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:11,040 Speaker 3: photos proved otherwise. What invention am I talking about? 113 00:05:11,279 --> 00:05:13,440 Speaker 2: Their vacation photos proved otherwise? 114 00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:17,120 Speaker 4: Uh, okay, give me photoshop. 115 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:18,360 Speaker 3: Jake Brooks says, photoshop. 116 00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:19,240 Speaker 1: That is. 117 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:24,599 Speaker 3: Sadly, the American invention I was talking about was the 118 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:32,160 Speaker 3: selfie stick. Yeah yeah, Jose. It's your turn now. Nine 119 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:36,279 Speaker 3: and seven are off the board. Let's go number three. Jose. 120 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:38,440 Speaker 3: Started in two thousand and eight by a man named 121 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:41,840 Speaker 3: Scott Boylin. It became the only fashion trend where looking 122 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:45,919 Speaker 3: like a medieval monk was considered cozy. Oh what am 123 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:46,760 Speaker 3: I talking about? 124 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:49,880 Speaker 2: This guy got like super rich off of this. Do 125 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:51,480 Speaker 2: you know what it is? I know what it is 126 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:52,599 Speaker 2: and I had one too. 127 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:55,760 Speaker 3: It's a snuggy Jose says. Snuggy that is. 128 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:02,520 Speaker 1: Jose, that's unk like yeah, because like the cap monks 129 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:04,200 Speaker 1: with the brown Yeah. 130 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:05,560 Speaker 3: Wow, waiting know a type of monk? 131 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:10,360 Speaker 1: Wow, Catholic, jeff giv me number one. 132 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:14,760 Speaker 3: In nineteen seventy five, a man named Gary Dahl created 133 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:18,800 Speaker 3: a pet that never died, never misbehaved, and only cost 134 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:21,800 Speaker 3: pennies to produce, but people paid millions. 135 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:25,440 Speaker 1: Talking about Jeffrey, Yeah, the best pet that a boy 136 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:27,640 Speaker 1: could ever have. Still my best friend to this day, 137 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:28,560 Speaker 1: My pet Rock. 138 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:34,480 Speaker 3: Jeffery said, pet Rock. Oh, those very much die. Yeah, 139 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:39,920 Speaker 3: I have a graveyard in the desk, Jeffrey said, pet rock. 140 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:40,760 Speaker 3: That is. 141 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:45,440 Speaker 1: We learned how to kiss with that pet rock, by 142 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:48,640 Speaker 1: the way, and more and it uses a lot more 143 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:49,480 Speaker 1: tongue than you would think. 144 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:55,679 Speaker 5: Yeah, moving on from that comment, you turn, I'm imagining 145 00:06:55,720 --> 00:07:00,279 Speaker 5: it's like a never mind, Jose, you have exactly three 146 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:02,920 Speaker 5: seconds to answer this question after I ask it, or. 147 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:06,880 Speaker 3: You get buzzed. Oh no, your weird invention A hint, 148 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:10,040 Speaker 3: A true test of laziness. If you can't lift a finger, 149 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:16,920 Speaker 3: maybe try slapping both three slap to bolt one. I'm 150 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:18,720 Speaker 3: sorry time has run out, Jose. 151 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:21,360 Speaker 1: The invention I was looking for was the clapper. 152 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:26,800 Speaker 3: Okay, the clapper from nineteen eighty four can turn lights 153 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:28,520 Speaker 3: on and off just with the sound of clapping. 154 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:30,400 Speaker 1: I know that would annoying. 155 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:32,720 Speaker 2: It was really, honestly like the first Alexa right. 156 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:34,720 Speaker 5: Wouldn't that be annoying when you guys are like having 157 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:36,240 Speaker 5: fun and then it just keeps going on and off. 158 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:40,040 Speaker 1: I do clap when I'm having fun. You're right, clap 159 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:40,440 Speaker 1: their TV. 160 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:44,680 Speaker 3: That means Jeffrey and your pet rock have won today's 161 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:47,280 Speaker 3: edition up plenty of twenty. 162 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:49,559 Speaker 1: All right, if I get to choose here get shocked 163 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:55,720 Speaker 1: while singing You're Beautiful by James Blunt, Oh disappointing room. 164 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:57,240 Speaker 3: I know who? 165 00:07:57,280 --> 00:07:59,840 Speaker 1: Do I want to butcher this song today? No, but 166 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:04,280 Speaker 1: I'm gonna sing it my interesting. I'm gonna do James 167 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:08,760 Speaker 1: Blunt the way it's meant to be done. Yo beyodifful 168 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:13,600 Speaker 1: yo bediffa Yo beyondiful It's drop. 169 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:16,560 Speaker 2: Why don't I feel like you sing that to yourself? 170 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:18,720 Speaker 3: In the car and my pet. 171 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:22,000 Speaker 1: Rock we sing it to each other. Is your shock 172 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,000 Speaker 1: collar question of the day? You got your phone tap 173 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:26,760 Speaker 1: coming up in just a few minutes, Freaking Jeffrey in 174 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:27,280 Speaker 1: the morning.