WEBVTT - Fuck They Island (feat. Honey Pluton)

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<v Speaker 1>That could also be a challenge worth that the polycule

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<v Speaker 1>goes to Olive Garden and there's no there's no bigod options.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to have the Alpha. They have to go

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<v Speaker 1>to Panera and get the broccoli cheddar bread bowl and

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<v Speaker 1>then try to have an orgy afterwards. Yeah, there are

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<v Speaker 1>a few things that I love more than chaos. Um, addictive, addictive.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we're so used to seeing straight romantic chaos

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<v Speaker 1>play out on the screen, and very rarely do we

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<v Speaker 1>get to watch queer chaos. We as queer people deserve

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<v Speaker 1>to be, you know, horrible like messes that can like

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<v Speaker 1>barely have an adult conversation with our love. Absolutely, representation matters,

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<v Speaker 1>and what I want to see represented is a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of buck days on an island, fucking each other and

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<v Speaker 1>also trying to win money. Yeah, the scum of the

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<v Speaker 1>scum of like weird people, which is all on one island,

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<v Speaker 1>Which is why I loved the sexually fluid season of

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<v Speaker 1>Are You the One? And that's what we're gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>talking about today with our hilarious guests, truly Honey Pluton,

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<v Speaker 1>comedian social media darling. They are going to be taking

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<v Speaker 1>us on a deep dive into are You the One?

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<v Speaker 1>Because this is like a Virgin the show where we

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<v Speaker 1>give yesterday's pop culture today's takes. I'm Rose damn you,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm Fran Toronto. So I know that we said

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<v Speaker 1>last week this episode was going to be fully about

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<v Speaker 1>secrets of Dumbledore um or Dumbledore sitting on a secret

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<v Speaker 1>during a title, But it was just so awful that

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<v Speaker 1>we decided Um to have Honey come talk to us

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<v Speaker 1>about are You the One? Instead? Yeah? You JK, such

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<v Speaker 1>better replacement for sure. Okay, here we are unlike a

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<v Speaker 1>ver reunited, reunited united, and it feels so good, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>because you just got back from the desert. Yeah. I

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<v Speaker 1>was not at Coachella, but I was at one of

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<v Speaker 1>the various parties adjacent to coach I thought it was

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<v Speaker 1>very funny that I called you crying that my dog

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<v Speaker 1>was sick and we could no longer go and I

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<v Speaker 1>a friend's birthday party in Catalina, And two hours later

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<v Speaker 1>I saw an Instagram story you driving to the desert

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<v Speaker 1>to go to Coachela and Coachella. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>well I was while I was waiting at the animal hospital. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>my baby, I did send you several voice memos asking

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<v Speaker 1>if I did know you did. I'm not saying you,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying you weren't a supportive friend. I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying, yeah, yes you did. I had a

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<v Speaker 1>friend that had already invited me, and I said, oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to be in Catalina that weekend. So when

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<v Speaker 1>you called and canceled, I was like, well, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>you know, do what I guess. Well, happy birthday, Cheno

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<v Speaker 1>who will never listen to that, will never listen to

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<v Speaker 1>this podcast. Um anyway, and Catalina Ferry Company, I want

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<v Speaker 1>my money back? Are they not? Are you? Are they

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<v Speaker 1>giving you? No, No, one's giving me my money back. No,

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<v Speaker 1>well I'll still All of a sudden, Venmo requests me

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<v Speaker 1>for that. Um. Well, since we last talked, though, there's

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<v Speaker 1>been a there's been a Drag Race reunion. There has

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<v Speaker 1>been quite a few things going. Did you watch the reunion?

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<v Speaker 1>I did watch the reunion. I had nothing else to do.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, obviously I was going to watch it anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>but like I literally spent the whole weekend with my

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<v Speaker 1>sick dog in my arms. Well, I mean, what did

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<v Speaker 1>you think? Oh my god, it was so funny. It

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<v Speaker 1>was really good. I was kind of it was really good.

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<v Speaker 1>I forgot half of who half of those girls, but

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<v Speaker 1>June actually had some amazing moments. Corn Bread was amazing

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<v Speaker 1>reactions to everything. I also did love the moment where

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<v Speaker 1>Rue Paul was like, so half of you are trans,

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<v Speaker 1>now let's talk about that. That was actually really tender

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<v Speaker 1>moment because you know, the dolls were all finally present

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<v Speaker 1>and out. Yes that I did love carry Colby, the

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<v Speaker 1>Sisterhod of the travel Yes, another one, another one. It was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was really it was honestly, I mean not to

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<v Speaker 1>like give Rue any credit here, but it was to me, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I really like beautiful and almost like healing. To see

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<v Speaker 1>that entire conversation not a moment. It would not call

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<v Speaker 1>it healing, okay, for sure, for sure shealing, Yeah, yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think it was shook that it wasn't just

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<v Speaker 1>a moment. It was a full conversation that they had

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<v Speaker 1>that spent a lot of time about like the five

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<v Speaker 1>trans contestants of this show. And I was like, we've

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<v Speaker 1>arrived at this moment where like when you know, way

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<v Speaker 1>back when Rue said the thing about you know you've

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<v Speaker 1>got yeah, well that too. But also like when Rue

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<v Speaker 1>was like, you know, if you have boobs, you can't

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<v Speaker 1>compete or whatever, and I'm sure, yeah, well, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I I was, um, again not going to give to

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<v Speaker 1>Brew too much credit, but I was really taken aback

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<v Speaker 1>when at the end of that kind of conversation he specific,

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<v Speaker 1>very specifically said, you all are my teachers. Like he

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<v Speaker 1>said that verbet He's like, you all are my teachers.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I appreciate this, and I appreciate the person who

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<v Speaker 1>wrote that line for him. I you know that I

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<v Speaker 1>I I'm not, again not trying to give Rue too

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<v Speaker 1>much credit, but I do know that he's very smart,

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<v Speaker 1>and I do not think that he has necessarily know

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<v Speaker 1>he wants to be. He wants to be on the

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<v Speaker 1>right side of history. I think that is where he

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<v Speaker 1>has arrived. And I don't know his actual politic is

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<v Speaker 1>because he's never actually held himself accountable and never actually

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<v Speaker 1>like really apologize for what he's because I'm sure he

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't think he has anything to apologize. But the thing is,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think that this is true at least for me.

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<v Speaker 1>I won't speak for anybody else, but like, apologies don't

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<v Speaker 1>mean shipped to me, and actions mean everything. So if

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<v Speaker 1>he's here having this, well, having the space for their conversation,

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<v Speaker 1>that to me was what was really beautiful. Well, but

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<v Speaker 1>also I mean, like the aside from like like Cornbread's reactions,

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<v Speaker 1>like which was so amazing. I was shook by how

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<v Speaker 1>much I loved everything Maddie Morphosis said. You know what,

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<v Speaker 1>Maddie Morphosis, Loki is really funny, came all the way around,

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<v Speaker 1>And I guess like you kind of have to be

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<v Speaker 1>to have that identity in that context, like you have

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<v Speaker 1>to be able to keep up, and like I do

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<v Speaker 1>think that throughout the season, and especially in her fight

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<v Speaker 1>with um Jasmine Kennedy and Untucked, like she she like

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<v Speaker 1>held her own absolutely. I think also Jasmine versus Dia

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<v Speaker 1>was also like I did not expect Jasmine to hold

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<v Speaker 1>her on and she did actually say everything that she

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<v Speaker 1>needed to say. And I also didn't expect Dia to,

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<v Speaker 1>like um like own up to being a dick the

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<v Speaker 1>way she didn't know. And I also didn't think I

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<v Speaker 1>would ever empathize with her. And even though I still

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<v Speaker 1>think that she's kind of like a piece of ship,

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<v Speaker 1>like I, I did find humanity and like the fact

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<v Speaker 1>that she's getting a bunch of death threats here. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so who's gonna win? I'm gonna this is my prediction

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<v Speaker 1>of what's happening in Oinally, I think, unfortunately, Um, Willow

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<v Speaker 1>and Anigeria will get like knocked out pretty early in

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<v Speaker 1>the night, and then I think it will come down

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<v Speaker 1>to Lady Camden and Diabetti. I think there will be

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<v Speaker 1>think the and I think Lady Camden is gonna win.

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<v Speaker 1>That would be so so horrible, Um, I but I

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<v Speaker 1>know that that's the world that we live in. You know.

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<v Speaker 1>There there's gonna be a twist that eliminates a favorite.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be hard to watch. Willow might honestly get

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<v Speaker 1>eliminated first. That would be Here's the thing, though, is

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<v Speaker 1>that what we need? Willow on All Stars anyways? Like

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<v Speaker 1>I absolutely would stand that because she's already won, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean, Like, she's already she will probably

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<v Speaker 1>be Miss Congeniality literally and she will maybe the most

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<v Speaker 1>beloved contestant of the season no matter who the winner is.

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<v Speaker 1>The fifth one. Uh Bosco, Oh Bosco is not gonna win.

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<v Speaker 1>No no, no. Um. Also, things that did not win

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<v Speaker 1>was you and I went to go see the quote

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<v Speaker 1>unquote gay Harry Potter, which is how you framed into me.

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<v Speaker 1>It's how it was framed literally by a wardener. No no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no no. They released one clip and you were like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's the gay Harry Potter film. Well, I was obviously

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<v Speaker 1>being hyperbolic when I say that this movie was nothing

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<v Speaker 1>like it was nothing nothing, We can't even make fun

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<v Speaker 1>of it, like nothing to even make fun of. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it was such a filler movie, like because the stories

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<v Speaker 1>there's they're supposed to be five of them, and this

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<v Speaker 1>is the third one, and it's very clearly supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>be like just like setting the stage for the next two,

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<v Speaker 1>which I don't think are happening for the virgins. Can

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<v Speaker 1>you contextualize the kind of swirl of controversy that's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of happening over the course of these post Hogwarts Harry

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<v Speaker 1>Potter film. Yes, so. Um. I don't know if you've heard,

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<v Speaker 1>but Jakie Rowling is a turn. There actually was a

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<v Speaker 1>very interesting article in Variety which I talked to you about,

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<v Speaker 1>which is about how this film franchise is so embattled

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<v Speaker 1>by all of these scandals that Warner Brothers really kind

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<v Speaker 1>of wants to kill it. Um and all of these

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<v Speaker 1>insiders saying that they don't think it has a way

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<v Speaker 1>forward and that like the only way to make Harry

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<v Speaker 1>Potter work is for them to do something that's really

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<v Speaker 1>focused on the original stories. Because okay, you've got j

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<v Speaker 1>k Rowling being a turf and because of that, like

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<v Speaker 1>she can't do any press. You know, they're very strict

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<v Speaker 1>about what the actors like. They don't get to do

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<v Speaker 1>any like long form interviews. And then there's the Johnny

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<v Speaker 1>Depp of it all, um, and then choking someone getting

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<v Speaker 1>in bar fights like which, first all, let's just say

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<v Speaker 1>non binary or bad representation again very important. When I

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<v Speaker 1>saw Ezra Miller's mug shot this like past week, I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, you know what, this representation really does matter.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm not even saying in a joking way, like

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<v Speaker 1>I think we deserve to have this moment too, you know. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but um, you know, did you know do you know

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<v Speaker 1>why they were? Why they were because it was because

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<v Speaker 1>it was a song, Because they were at a karaoke

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<v Speaker 1>bar and they were really upset that someone was singing shallow.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I would be too, Um. So the odds are

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<v Speaker 1>very much stocked against this franchise. But you know, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a Harry Potter quote unquote movie. Um, so I'm sure

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<v Speaker 1>that people are seeing it, although someone I followed did

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<v Speaker 1>tweet a photo of like the empty screening they were at,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm sure. I mean it's projected. I think to

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<v Speaker 1>not do as well as any of the other ones, um,

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<v Speaker 1>like particularly like post COVID. But I think the last

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<v Speaker 1>one also was kind of a flop, and it's just

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<v Speaker 1>you know, he tried to rewatch the last After we

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<v Speaker 1>saw this, I was like, you know, maybe it's because

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't see the last one, and it was I

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<v Speaker 1>had not well on the way to the movies. Our

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<v Speaker 1>friend ash on the YouTube video that recapped in the

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<v Speaker 1>past two movies, and none of us had any idea

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<v Speaker 1>of what was happening, and like and you know, like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a die hard Potter girl despite everything, um and

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<v Speaker 1>even I like could not remember a single thing that happened.

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<v Speaker 1>These movies are just bad. And like the gay stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>the gay, the gayest stuff in the gay Harry Potter

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<v Speaker 1>movie was like basically irrelevant to the plot. It was

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<v Speaker 1>like two lines and Dumbledore talking about being in love

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<v Speaker 1>with Grinda Wald and then they exchanged some like longing

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<v Speaker 1>glances which you know were cut for China. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to say, the fact that like China

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<v Speaker 1>could cut it like within like a minute. And well,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like how they made it that way. They made

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<v Speaker 1>it so that they could do that exactly. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>didn't even think about that of course. Um And like

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<v Speaker 1>I the cynical part of me thinks like if J. K.

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<v Speaker 1>Rowling had never come out as a turf, we wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>even have that, because it did feel to me like

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<v Speaker 1>they're they're even positioning it as like a queer love

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<v Speaker 1>story to show that like she's not she's not phobic

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<v Speaker 1>against everyone in and of itself transphobic. Like to put

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<v Speaker 1>like cis gay guys in a movie and be like

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<v Speaker 1>this is reparative to like trans anti trans harm is

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<v Speaker 1>like stupid. But like the other thing about that, like

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<v Speaker 1>the queer romance is it was not a queer romance

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<v Speaker 1>of any kind. There's no element of the gayness that

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<v Speaker 1>is wound through any other portion of the movie in

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<v Speaker 1>any way whatsoever, point blank period. And also the movie

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<v Speaker 1>is just bad, it's boring. The only good scene was

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<v Speaker 1>the crab scene. There's a crab scene. There's a crab

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<v Speaker 1>scene that as a cancer I found. Um, I really

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<v Speaker 1>related to Oh my god, what's her name, Jessica? Jessica,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, we can't, I will talk about her. I

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<v Speaker 1>was bummed because I am a die hard to Queen's

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<v Speaker 1>fan and she used to was that show? She was horrible?

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<v Speaker 1>But it was it was huge mega flop due to

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<v Speaker 1>content on on like later episodes of Two Queens. She

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<v Speaker 1>tells a story of how she met JK Rowling and

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<v Speaker 1>how is this kind of like really transcended experience in

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<v Speaker 1>very serendemicitis not on tra yea, this is not? And

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<v Speaker 1>then jk Rowling JK Rolling famously cast her on this spot.

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<v Speaker 1>Was like there, we're doing a movie and we think

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<v Speaker 1>that she's like your sis, right yeah, but like but

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<v Speaker 1>like this was before this proceeded that the turf controversy.

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<v Speaker 1>It's interesting that she was able to do a transatlantic accent.

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<v Speaker 1>But I I mean, because all of the actors are

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<v Speaker 1>after like a multimillion dollar non disparagement agreements, there's like

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<v Speaker 1>nothing any of them can ever do or say. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>Jude Law was like fine, even though he wasn't in

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<v Speaker 1>it a lot. I thought when he was first cast,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought that made complete sense, but he just so

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<v Speaker 1>fades into the movie. He didn't doesn't really do anything.

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<v Speaker 1>And I have a lot of issue with the continuity

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<v Speaker 1>of the Wizarding World and its rules that are displayed

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<v Speaker 1>in this movie, especially Muggles go in and out of it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>just like something like the fact that they that Dumbledore

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<v Speaker 1>has the meat in the Room of Acquirement. And one

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<v Speaker 1>of the big parts of the last Harry Potter book

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<v Speaker 1>is that Dumbledore never knew about the Room of Requirement.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's like she doesn't even care about her own canon.

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<v Speaker 1>She is such a bad writer and creator. And the

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<v Speaker 1>movie just sucked. It was bad. It wasn't even like

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<v Speaker 1>offensively bad. It was just nothing. Yeah, And for me,

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<v Speaker 1>the continuity, the lack of continuity, is really in the

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<v Speaker 1>fact that the German Minister of Magic looked exactly like

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<v Speaker 1>Grinda Walt and they were alarmingly similar, and I could

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<v Speaker 1>not focus. I did like that one of his henchmen

0:14:48.000 --> 0:14:52.880
<v Speaker 1>looked like if Ron Weasley did ketamine. I did catch

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<v Speaker 1>that guy specifically because you leaned over and said, that

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<v Speaker 1>looks like Ronley Ron. Also, when the movie ended and J. K.

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<v Speaker 1>Rowling's name came up with the credits, we did boo that.

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<v Speaker 1>And can we also say in terms of the vibe

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<v Speaker 1>of the crowd that we were sitting in, everyone was

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<v Speaker 1>talking through this movie, but we were talking the loudest. No, well,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah we do talk. We're talking now. Very annoying. But

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<v Speaker 1>the president was set like usually rosen the only ones

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<v Speaker 1>like maybe kind of but like was between us. We

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<v Speaker 1>might as well be on your sofa and your apartment.

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<v Speaker 1>But the fact that no one in the theater had

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<v Speaker 1>respect for this film. Actually there was one person that

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<v Speaker 1>tried to clap at the well. Also you didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>respect for your theater because as we were leaving France

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<v Speaker 1>spilled an entire bucket of popcord on the ground. I

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<v Speaker 1>was so disinterested in the movie in general that I

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<v Speaker 1>left to go refill popcorn and soda, which I never

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<v Speaker 1>ever do. I like, if I had had to, I

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<v Speaker 1>would have taken a ship during that movie. Oh, that

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<v Speaker 1>would have been a protest, we all got. I would

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<v Speaker 1>have taken a ship on the movie. On the reel.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to like give everyone a little bit of backstory. Honey,

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<v Speaker 1>you are, I think, like one of the funniest people

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<v Speaker 1>I have. I'm not going to say discovered, because that

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<v Speaker 1>sounds very gross, but when we're in Hollywood, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I mean that, and like as in the Instagram discovery

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<v Speaker 1>what it's called the Explorer page, but it's about discovery,

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<v Speaker 1>which I think also the for you page on TikTok

0:16:46.120 --> 0:16:49.520
<v Speaker 1>was about discovering um. And a few months ago one

0:16:49.520 --> 0:16:52.280
<v Speaker 1>of your TikTok's popped up and it was the one

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<v Speaker 1>can can. It was the bottom one can. Eating ass

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<v Speaker 1>is actually first base because at the stand up comedian,

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<v Speaker 1>I unfortunately have to encounter the heterosexual male hack, which

0:17:05.520 --> 0:17:09.280
<v Speaker 1>is now guys talking about eating ass as this like

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<v Speaker 1>you know, gigantic ravishing phenomenon, as if for like you

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<v Speaker 1>and I and you and I'm assuming the listeners at

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<v Speaker 1>home is not just like a fundamental like basic part

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<v Speaker 1>a pillar of human sexual it's just part of their diet, right,

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<v Speaker 1>literalid Right, It's it's like the bottom of the period

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<v Speaker 1>the good part or the top the top is the

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<v Speaker 1>bottom whole grain, not us trying to figure out what

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<v Speaker 1>And I am a nutritionist in the bottom of the snack, right,

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<v Speaker 1>So talking about that, and then I think I said

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<v Speaker 1>that gay. Second base was Dionysed his hero worship and

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<v Speaker 1>I think is asking your partner what their last name.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the one that I think, the one that

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<v Speaker 1>I really liked was the one where you said something

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<v Speaker 1>like if you see this, you were meant to see it, right, Yeah,

0:18:11.000 --> 0:18:14.399
<v Speaker 1>you're a bottom. And then also, um, I did one

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<v Speaker 1>that was taken down where I said, if you see this,

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<v Speaker 1>you're meant to see it, you're a faggot and let

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<v Speaker 1>me community Guideline's So now they want to force it. Um, well,

0:18:25.400 --> 0:18:27.880
<v Speaker 1>I remember when you did the eating astrict because Rose

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<v Speaker 1>sent it to me and I was like, is this

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<v Speaker 1>the funniest thing I've seen in likens? Like I just

0:18:33.680 --> 0:18:36.960
<v Speaker 1>remember you have such a magnetic kind of like personality

0:18:37.240 --> 0:18:39.560
<v Speaker 1>and it's so interesting. So we are all just for

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<v Speaker 1>the for the virgins. We're all meeting for the very

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<v Speaker 1>first time, and I feel like I've known you forever,

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<v Speaker 1>but you have a very um um calming Instagram presence

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<v Speaker 1>being somewhat I mean this as a compliment abrasive, of course,

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to say a dirt back absolute like

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<v Speaker 1>you feel you feel like someone I've done ketamine with

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<v Speaker 1>at five A and like it's very possible that we

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<v Speaker 1>have It's like two genders two genders ago, like two

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<v Speaker 1>names ago, Like oh my god, wait, you're sucked. Excuse me,

0:19:20.560 --> 0:19:22.399
<v Speaker 1>I didn't mean to say it. Right now, it's like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm actually beetle juice, like that's what it is. Beet

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<v Speaker 1>Juice is such a chosen name hundred percent. But then

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<v Speaker 1>it's also like I know, well, I was about to

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<v Speaker 1>say I know a siss baby, but because that's something,

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<v Speaker 1>but I I know sis parents who name their baby

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<v Speaker 1>beetle names like that used to be earned, bitch. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like baby just give their parents trans names now, like

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<v Speaker 1>it's so unfair. I know it's baby is one of

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<v Speaker 1>the things I don't want to be. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm gonna start asking. That's what people tell

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<v Speaker 1>me they're pregnant and say, oh my god, is your

0:20:03.160 --> 0:20:07.760
<v Speaker 1>baby sis? But now I feel like babies like when

0:20:07.800 --> 0:20:10.520
<v Speaker 1>they are trans and they choose that. Like I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like in ten years, all the trans girls are gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be named like Daphne, Rebecca, Rebecca, Artemis, Diana, Cassiopia. But

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<v Speaker 1>now it's like all the Park Slope moms are naming

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<v Speaker 1>their SIS babies artimists. Yeah, they're oh my god, trans

0:20:30.160 --> 0:20:36.520
<v Speaker 1>girl names chosen names are now the names that like sis,

0:20:36.640 --> 0:20:41.040
<v Speaker 1>straight parents are choosing for their baby Hayden Jack's yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>not either. The cycle is going to complete itself, so

0:20:45.600 --> 0:20:47.840
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna go fully back to just naming everyone like

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<v Speaker 1>Matt and Mike, like just are chosen. Names are going

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<v Speaker 1>to be like Matt, Mike and John. I think that's more.

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<v Speaker 1>Or we're gonna be named like you know, our babies

0:20:55.920 --> 0:21:01.840
<v Speaker 1>are gonna be named like Facebook. That's what's the next

0:21:01.840 --> 0:21:07.119
<v Speaker 1>wave of trans people will name themselves like Stephen my

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<v Speaker 1>new child, better help do com Jessica. Yeah, that's actually

0:21:13.160 --> 0:21:16.920
<v Speaker 1>that's at a great name. Either Zach or Doc are

0:21:17.040 --> 0:21:21.840
<v Speaker 1>great non binary names if they were twins. But we

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<v Speaker 1>did lure you here for a reason, of course, UM,

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<v Speaker 1>and it is to talk about I think one of

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<v Speaker 1>the most exciting reality shows, UM seasons of one of

0:21:34.400 --> 0:21:38.960
<v Speaker 1>the most exciting seasons largely about ever seen UM. And

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<v Speaker 1>we're talking specifically about are you the one season? Eight? Eight?

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I thought eight The what was known, I

0:21:46.160 --> 0:21:49.320
<v Speaker 1>think culturally is the bisexual season, but what was known

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<v Speaker 1>literally in copy as the sexually fluid s Oh, that's right,

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<v Speaker 1>I love sexual fluidity. Well, first, should we give the

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<v Speaker 1>an explainer of what are you? The one is because

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<v Speaker 1>I had never watched it, anyone else could explain it

0:22:03.880 --> 0:22:08.560
<v Speaker 1>because the format is actually extremely complicated. Honey, could honey,

0:22:08.560 --> 0:22:11.119
<v Speaker 1>could you lay it out for us? Okay, I definitely

0:22:11.200 --> 0:22:13.320
<v Speaker 1>want to like hold space for fran by saying that,

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<v Speaker 1>like me, trying to explain the concept of this reality

0:22:15.680 --> 0:22:17.760
<v Speaker 1>show is like playing a game with three dimensional chat

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<v Speaker 1>It's like so convoluted. Okay, So they bring twelve I

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<v Speaker 1>believe twelve singles to an island, and on that island,

0:22:28.520 --> 0:22:33.480
<v Speaker 1>each of the singles has one of their perfect pairs.

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<v Speaker 1>So once so you that has been decided by the show,

0:22:37.119 --> 0:22:40.960
<v Speaker 1>by a group of producers. They tell you it's like

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<v Speaker 1>professional matchmakers, like psychological, but it's but it's experts, but

0:22:45.640 --> 0:22:49.080
<v Speaker 1>it's in reality, it's like twenty four year old Siss

0:22:49.080 --> 0:22:52.879
<v Speaker 1>women with brown hair and like Louis Baton never pulled

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<v Speaker 1>out right. And it's also like so unfair, like that

0:22:56.119 --> 0:22:59.120
<v Speaker 1>should be my job, Like I love pretending like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a matchmaker. I think I have really good taste in

0:23:01.440 --> 0:23:05.600
<v Speaker 1>people regardless and like who everybody should date. So when

0:23:05.640 --> 0:23:09.440
<v Speaker 1>it's like the straight Seasons, then it's easier because it's like, Okay,

0:23:09.440 --> 0:23:11.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm a girl, so it's one of these six guys

0:23:11.840 --> 0:23:14.280
<v Speaker 1>is going to be my pair, but on the sexually

0:23:14.359 --> 0:23:18.640
<v Speaker 1>fluid season, it could be any of them. So that

0:23:18.760 --> 0:23:22.080
<v Speaker 1>leads to the mayhem, the mischief, and the math the

0:23:22.160 --> 0:23:25.320
<v Speaker 1>literal math, no, the literal math and if I remember correctly,

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<v Speaker 1>So they are given their perfect pairings and they have

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<v Speaker 1>to go through the season choosing people and if they

0:23:33.320 --> 0:23:36.680
<v Speaker 1>if they pick the right person, then they all get money, yes,

0:23:37.000 --> 0:23:39.520
<v Speaker 1>but if they pick the wrong people, some of that

0:23:39.560 --> 0:23:42.080
<v Speaker 1>money is taken away. So the way that it works

0:23:42.200 --> 0:23:44.560
<v Speaker 1>is at the end of every episode they go to

0:23:44.680 --> 0:23:49.760
<v Speaker 1>this like colosseum where they are literally and they have

0:23:49.880 --> 0:23:52.520
<v Speaker 1>to walk like pair and pair and sit next to

0:23:52.560 --> 0:23:56.000
<v Speaker 1>who they've decided is their perfect match. And then there's

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<v Speaker 1>this massive reveal where if they have posen correctly, then

0:24:03.240 --> 0:24:09.040
<v Speaker 1>pillars of light will appear from the floor that says

0:24:09.200 --> 0:24:13.240
<v Speaker 1>that it's the right match. This has happened every time

0:24:13.240 --> 0:24:17.360
<v Speaker 1>I've hooked up with someone from grinding, what happened literally

0:24:18.160 --> 0:24:20.720
<v Speaker 1>shoots up from the floor. Right, It's like the Hollywood

0:24:20.720 --> 0:24:24.280
<v Speaker 1>sign explode and you're like, I've done the right thing.

0:24:24.560 --> 0:24:31.520
<v Speaker 1>And then if they do find their perfect matches. Oh no, no,

0:24:31.520 --> 0:24:34.320
<v Speaker 1>no, no no, no, this is wrong, because there's also the

0:24:34.359 --> 0:24:37.120
<v Speaker 1>boom Boom room. Oh, the boom boom room is where

0:24:37.119 --> 0:24:41.120
<v Speaker 1>they fuck. Then it's like a it's another room. There's

0:24:41.119 --> 0:24:45.240
<v Speaker 1>another room. How do they know? How do they decide

0:24:45.680 --> 0:24:49.040
<v Speaker 1>that there's open? Then there's honeymoon island. Yeah, okay, so

0:24:49.080 --> 0:24:51.280
<v Speaker 1>there's a room that they're able to send Okay, So

0:24:51.320 --> 0:24:57.040
<v Speaker 1>basically this is what high complicated. But like there's another

0:24:57.160 --> 0:24:59.720
<v Speaker 1>kind of room island thing that they that the group

0:24:59.760 --> 0:25:02.520
<v Speaker 1>can side to send a couple to to fact check

0:25:02.640 --> 0:25:05.000
<v Speaker 1>if they are in fact the perfect match, whereas with

0:25:05.080 --> 0:25:12.600
<v Speaker 1>the Beams of Light, they don't know who's who they

0:25:10.640 --> 0:25:14.760
<v Speaker 1>are perfect match. But if they do lock in the

0:25:14.800 --> 0:25:17.000
<v Speaker 1>correct match, then they get to go on their honeymoon

0:25:17.400 --> 0:25:19.760
<v Speaker 1>and they like sit the whole season only if they

0:25:20.000 --> 0:25:23.080
<v Speaker 1>do the correct match in one of the challenges and

0:25:23.119 --> 0:25:26.800
<v Speaker 1>not with the Pillars part. Yes, and so honestly, for

0:25:26.840 --> 0:25:29.480
<v Speaker 1>the listeners at home who have already like started dissociating

0:25:29.480 --> 0:25:31.679
<v Speaker 1>and doing other tasks, as we try to explain, like

0:25:32.960 --> 0:25:35.479
<v Speaker 1>but like but like the thing is, it's like messy

0:25:35.560 --> 0:25:39.119
<v Speaker 1>and like everyone's queer and queer. The rules are like

0:25:39.320 --> 0:25:43.520
<v Speaker 1>totally unimportant, right, And it was marketed largely as the

0:25:43.640 --> 0:25:47.879
<v Speaker 1>sexually fluid, the first sexually fluid reality dating. But I

0:25:47.960 --> 0:25:51.560
<v Speaker 1>think queers written large found it to be a cultural phenomena,

0:25:51.600 --> 0:25:54.040
<v Speaker 1>at least intercommunally. Rose and I were working out at

0:25:54.040 --> 0:25:56.680
<v Speaker 1>the time, and I edited so many fucking pieces about

0:25:56.680 --> 0:25:59.040
<v Speaker 1>this show, and I never did a whole podcast episode,

0:26:00.400 --> 0:26:03.400
<v Speaker 1>and I feel like that, like it was just a phenomenon,

0:26:03.440 --> 0:26:05.440
<v Speaker 1>like you could not avoid it, and it was this

0:26:05.960 --> 0:26:09.960
<v Speaker 1>seol because it was like I remember what it was

0:26:09.960 --> 0:26:13.320
<v Speaker 1>like nineteen, Like I would when I was living in

0:26:13.320 --> 0:26:16.960
<v Speaker 1>Seattle at the time. I would like go to bars

0:26:17.080 --> 0:26:20.240
<v Speaker 1>and have them play it on the TV live and

0:26:22.240 --> 0:26:23.960
<v Speaker 1>should be seen the dragons. Like I would come with

0:26:24.040 --> 0:26:26.119
<v Speaker 1>like thirty friends to a bar and be like, you

0:26:26.160 --> 0:26:28.440
<v Speaker 1>have to play the show on MTV for us right now,

0:26:28.680 --> 0:26:31.359
<v Speaker 1>Like I promise we'll all like ordered cheese fries and

0:26:31.480 --> 0:26:35.040
<v Speaker 1>get really wasted and we will all like scream and

0:26:35.080 --> 0:26:38.440
<v Speaker 1>like lose our ship. Because it makes so much sense

0:26:38.760 --> 0:26:41.560
<v Speaker 1>for a dating show because you look at things like

0:26:41.600 --> 0:26:44.760
<v Speaker 1>The Bachelor and it's like one person with all these

0:26:44.800 --> 0:26:48.000
<v Speaker 1>matches and like, of course there's so much drama inherent

0:26:48.119 --> 0:26:51.280
<v Speaker 1>and that, but like the drama has an endpoint. There's

0:26:51.320 --> 0:26:56.480
<v Speaker 1>only so many permutations of messiness that could happen. But

0:26:56.560 --> 0:26:59.919
<v Speaker 1>on this sexually fluid are you the one when everyone

0:27:00.240 --> 0:27:04.280
<v Speaker 1>can be into each other, there are just so many

0:27:04.320 --> 0:27:08.720
<v Speaker 1>possibilities for shenanigans to go down. I was going to

0:27:08.800 --> 0:27:12.359
<v Speaker 1>say that I watch a lot of reality dating shows.

0:27:12.400 --> 0:27:15.560
<v Speaker 1>I know, I follow you onely. It really is like

0:27:15.640 --> 0:27:20.520
<v Speaker 1>my favorite form of any sort of like sociological experiment,

0:27:20.520 --> 0:27:23.400
<v Speaker 1>because you're just like watching people give themselves PTSD because

0:27:23.400 --> 0:27:28.640
<v Speaker 1>they don't want to be alone. Like it's so it's

0:27:28.720 --> 0:27:31.080
<v Speaker 1>really just like I don't know, just like harves On,

0:27:31.119 --> 0:27:32.720
<v Speaker 1>what we're all the most scared of, Like are we

0:27:32.760 --> 0:27:35.520
<v Speaker 1>going to die alone? And I'm willing to put myself

0:27:35.560 --> 0:27:38.359
<v Speaker 1>like in the pen opticon to be like witnessed doing it.

0:27:38.520 --> 0:27:41.680
<v Speaker 1>But in other reality dating shows, it doesn't they don't

0:27:41.720 --> 0:27:45.160
<v Speaker 1>prioritize fucking enough. But in this one too, where it's

0:27:45.160 --> 0:27:47.640
<v Speaker 1>like that is part of the incentive that you kind

0:27:47.680 --> 0:27:49.680
<v Speaker 1>of all have to funk each other. Oh my god.

0:27:49.680 --> 0:27:53.200
<v Speaker 1>And it happened so quickly because so Remy is a

0:27:53.240 --> 0:27:55.719
<v Speaker 1>good friend of mine, and like it was of course

0:27:55.920 --> 0:27:58.359
<v Speaker 1>was a contest on the show. Remy Duran was the

0:27:58.440 --> 0:28:00.400
<v Speaker 1>first person to go in the boom boom him with

0:28:01.080 --> 0:28:03.480
<v Speaker 1>I want to think Kai the trans guy who like

0:28:03.880 --> 0:28:08.880
<v Speaker 1>of course everyone wanted to Okay, so wait, let's let's okay. Look,

0:28:08.960 --> 0:28:11.760
<v Speaker 1>let's talk quickly about the casting because because a lot

0:28:11.800 --> 0:28:14.280
<v Speaker 1>of the queer people they were it's a queer season

0:28:14.359 --> 0:28:16.600
<v Speaker 1>or whatever. But in terms of casting, you know that

0:28:16.640 --> 0:28:19.920
<v Speaker 1>the people casting the show are like the cissist most

0:28:19.960 --> 0:28:22.840
<v Speaker 1>hetero sexual people ever. So a lot of like these

0:28:22.920 --> 0:28:25.840
<v Speaker 1>queer people look like they work at them all, like

0:28:25.920 --> 0:28:30.919
<v Speaker 1>they look very normal. But Kai has like universal like

0:28:31.119 --> 0:28:34.160
<v Speaker 1>queer hotness, Like I think he's like seemed to be

0:28:34.200 --> 0:28:37.320
<v Speaker 1>attractive to a lot of different terrains and corners. And

0:28:37.440 --> 0:28:40.920
<v Speaker 1>on the rise, tea boy is like you know, like

0:28:44.880 --> 0:28:49.520
<v Speaker 1>and like you know, like top surgery scars, he'll down

0:28:49.960 --> 0:28:55.320
<v Speaker 1>down right. You can talk about the moment where like

0:28:55.440 --> 0:28:57.720
<v Speaker 1>Kai was like doing his slight tea shot and he

0:28:57.760 --> 0:28:59.720
<v Speaker 1>was like yeah, like I have to do oh my god,

0:28:59.760 --> 0:29:08.080
<v Speaker 1>and like, oh my god, like intromuscular or what. But

0:29:08.160 --> 0:29:10.239
<v Speaker 1>it was like come on, he was doing it as

0:29:10.280 --> 0:29:11.960
<v Speaker 1>like a kind of like yeah, baby, I have to

0:29:11.960 --> 0:29:14.600
<v Speaker 1>do this all the time. Like, but they also had

0:29:14.640 --> 0:29:18.040
<v Speaker 1>besit who's non binary. When they only hired or like

0:29:18.120 --> 0:29:21.240
<v Speaker 1>cast like one non binary person, there's like two trans

0:29:21.320 --> 0:29:29.200
<v Speaker 1>people and then yeah, a bunch of like Zara floor managers.

0:29:29.840 --> 0:29:35.520
<v Speaker 1>But besit storyline with I think Jonathan was it was,

0:29:35.840 --> 0:29:38.760
<v Speaker 1>it was, but it was also really interesting, like how

0:29:39.720 --> 0:29:45.760
<v Speaker 1>it made Jonathan confront his own internalized misogyny. Period. Okay,

0:29:45.880 --> 0:29:48.080
<v Speaker 1>so here's the thing that was. Like when I watched

0:29:48.080 --> 0:29:50.280
<v Speaker 1>the show, which I only watched it recently, I think

0:29:50.280 --> 0:29:52.800
<v Speaker 1>I watched it in December because I was so exhausted

0:29:52.800 --> 0:29:54.360
<v Speaker 1>from ed any pieces about it. I was like, I'm

0:29:54.360 --> 0:29:56.200
<v Speaker 1>never going to watch the show. And so when I

0:29:56.240 --> 0:30:00.600
<v Speaker 1>did watch it, I remember seeing that and being like, oh, actually,

0:30:00.640 --> 0:30:04.080
<v Speaker 1>like I mean, I'm disappointed that like allposite did on

0:30:04.120 --> 0:30:08.080
<v Speaker 1>the show was like to do emotional labor, like I

0:30:08.080 --> 0:30:15.600
<v Speaker 1>wish it's it's like twenty minutes on your break and

0:30:15.640 --> 0:30:20.920
<v Speaker 1>they're like, okay, while you have your like mental camel cry,

0:30:21.240 --> 0:30:23.479
<v Speaker 1>They're like, okay, this is what being an onn binary

0:30:24.200 --> 0:30:27.000
<v Speaker 1>literally literally, and so when you know what they might

0:30:27.040 --> 0:30:30.520
<v Speaker 1>do that at yes, I would what I'm saying, I

0:30:30.560 --> 0:30:33.080
<v Speaker 1>would have loved to visit to have found love, but

0:30:33.120 --> 0:30:35.240
<v Speaker 1>like in that moment, I was like whoa, Like the

0:30:35.600 --> 0:30:40.200
<v Speaker 1>power of queerness is like eradicating like mascut toxic masculinity

0:30:40.240 --> 0:30:42.640
<v Speaker 1>from this space. Because there were those two bros that

0:30:42.680 --> 0:30:44.200
<v Speaker 1>were like in love with each other, but they like

0:30:44.280 --> 0:30:48.719
<v Speaker 1>wanted to fight all the time. Yes, and they had

0:30:49.120 --> 0:30:50.480
<v Speaker 1>and they had to have a moment with them. And

0:30:50.520 --> 0:30:52.440
<v Speaker 1>then when Kai was like sucking everybody, there was like

0:30:52.440 --> 0:30:54.960
<v Speaker 1>a literal transformative justice circle that took place in a

0:30:55.000 --> 0:30:59.440
<v Speaker 1>hot u. And I do feel toxic masculinity ends tonight. Yes,

0:30:59.680 --> 0:31:04.320
<v Speaker 1>I do feel like and this sounds so like gross

0:31:04.400 --> 0:31:06.640
<v Speaker 1>to say, but I do feel like they all grew

0:31:07.080 --> 0:31:11.000
<v Speaker 1>over the course of the season. Like I think it

0:31:11.160 --> 0:31:14.040
<v Speaker 1>was like one of the one of the rare seasons

0:31:14.080 --> 0:31:16.880
<v Speaker 1>of a reality dating show where the people who were

0:31:16.960 --> 0:31:21.000
<v Speaker 1>on it like there they actually like enriched their lives,

0:31:21.120 --> 0:31:24.880
<v Speaker 1>maybe in a way other than getting like spawn con opportunity.

0:31:25.200 --> 0:31:28.160
<v Speaker 1>Totally beautiful thing. I totally agree. A lot of the time,

0:31:28.280 --> 0:31:31.080
<v Speaker 1>like for reality shows, growth is so manufactured. But it

0:31:31.160 --> 0:31:33.600
<v Speaker 1>really did felt like they went through that together like

0:31:33.600 --> 0:31:35.920
<v Speaker 1>they because they all really wanted the money. And I

0:31:35.960 --> 0:31:37.960
<v Speaker 1>do think that like for those the two bros that

0:31:37.960 --> 0:31:39.720
<v Speaker 1>were in love, like there were a lot of people

0:31:39.960 --> 0:31:42.320
<v Speaker 1>on the island or they even on an island or

0:31:42.360 --> 0:31:48.440
<v Speaker 1>the resort or whatever. They were like, Yeah, there were

0:31:48.400 --> 0:31:51.719
<v Speaker 1>a contestants that were like that you could tell that

0:31:51.760 --> 0:31:54.920
<v Speaker 1>they had no queer friends, like that they had not

0:31:55.080 --> 0:31:58.560
<v Speaker 1>been in queer community. So for the bros To finally

0:31:58.600 --> 0:32:01.240
<v Speaker 1>interact with someone like Besit, someone like Kai or someone

0:32:01.240 --> 0:32:04.400
<v Speaker 1>who is kind of like has the tools or rather

0:32:04.720 --> 0:32:07.080
<v Speaker 1>is just therapized, you know what I mean, for them

0:32:07.120 --> 0:32:09.080
<v Speaker 1>to kind of be like, oh, yeah, like this is

0:32:09.120 --> 0:32:11.760
<v Speaker 1>like how we deal with things here. It's kind of

0:32:11.840 --> 0:32:15.000
<v Speaker 1>you've never because reality TV like profits off of like

0:32:15.320 --> 0:32:19.200
<v Speaker 1>everything being messy and you your inability to work through something.

0:32:19.440 --> 0:32:21.720
<v Speaker 1>It was kind of amazing to watch like a bunch

0:32:21.760 --> 0:32:24.280
<v Speaker 1>of queers be like, but let's have this moment to

0:32:24.440 --> 0:32:29.320
<v Speaker 1>like actually that they're probably used to being the only

0:32:29.400 --> 0:32:35.240
<v Speaker 1>queer employee us. But that is why the show to

0:32:35.360 --> 0:32:39.480
<v Speaker 1>me was so like magical and I like aid it

0:32:39.600 --> 0:32:42.360
<v Speaker 1>up so voraciously and like why all my friends were

0:32:42.400 --> 0:32:45.280
<v Speaker 1>just so obsessed with it. Where it's like you get

0:32:45.320 --> 0:32:48.680
<v Speaker 1>to see one all of the tropes that as a

0:32:48.720 --> 0:32:53.520
<v Speaker 1>gay person we like collect throughout our lives, like psycholocal

0:32:53.640 --> 0:32:56.000
<v Speaker 1>girl who like you know, wants to hit him everyone

0:32:56.120 --> 0:33:03.400
<v Speaker 1>after like three shots of gold Schlager, who's literally everyone

0:33:03.600 --> 0:33:07.120
<v Speaker 1>you know, like cringe, trans guy who's like sobbing in

0:33:07.160 --> 0:33:09.760
<v Speaker 1>the corner because he's not getting like the tail that

0:33:09.800 --> 0:33:12.960
<v Speaker 1>he wants. It's just like all of the above, like

0:33:13.520 --> 0:33:15.840
<v Speaker 1>him and the who was it Jenna that he was

0:33:15.880 --> 0:33:21.440
<v Speaker 1>like with then like kissing in the rain and making up.

0:33:23.680 --> 0:33:29.160
<v Speaker 1>Kai unfortunately got real old, real facts absolutely, like literally heartbreaking.

0:33:29.200 --> 0:33:31.160
<v Speaker 1>I also feel like maybe this is like so men

0:33:31.160 --> 0:33:32.720
<v Speaker 1>and we'll have to edit out. But like Kai was

0:33:32.760 --> 0:33:34.160
<v Speaker 1>the reason why I was like, I'm going to be

0:33:34.200 --> 0:33:37.960
<v Speaker 1>a brunette now. I no longer want to be like

0:33:38.040 --> 0:33:40.880
<v Speaker 1>trans guy with like bleach blonde hair, Like I'm done,

0:33:40.920 --> 0:33:44.520
<v Speaker 1>Like I'm putting that aside. I finally I've come to

0:33:44.600 --> 0:33:46.880
<v Speaker 1>terms with it. Right, So there was that, and but

0:33:47.040 --> 0:33:52.000
<v Speaker 1>also like Danny, who was like the nerdy one, was

0:33:52.040 --> 0:33:54.959
<v Speaker 1>like trying to figure his place out in the world

0:33:55.120 --> 0:34:03.920
<v Speaker 1>and was like a like like so sweet and then

0:34:03.920 --> 0:34:06.800
<v Speaker 1>it's like him and it's also so funny because him

0:34:06.840 --> 0:34:10.120
<v Speaker 1>and Kai were a perfect match, and like Kai is

0:34:10.239 --> 0:34:14.680
<v Speaker 1>like actual like repulsion with that as a reality was

0:34:14.840 --> 0:34:17.080
<v Speaker 1>so challenging. I was like, dude is so sweet and

0:34:17.120 --> 0:34:22.879
<v Speaker 1>cute because I absolutely know that couple. Absolutely. I mean

0:34:23.120 --> 0:34:26.399
<v Speaker 1>that's the thing about watching the show, we know all

0:34:26.480 --> 0:34:41.200
<v Speaker 1>of those people. How was the show received outside of

0:34:43.520 --> 0:34:46.880
<v Speaker 1>I like, I don't even know. I don't know what

0:34:47.040 --> 0:34:50.279
<v Speaker 1>I wonder And I feel like I would like to

0:34:50.320 --> 0:34:53.720
<v Speaker 1>see like the Nielsen ratings because there hasn't been another

0:34:54.200 --> 0:34:58.880
<v Speaker 1>season of another all queer season, because it does raise

0:34:59.000 --> 0:35:03.919
<v Speaker 1>the question where it's like, obviously, would straight people want

0:35:04.000 --> 0:35:07.960
<v Speaker 1>to watch it? No? Why wouldn't they? Because it's so

0:35:08.160 --> 0:35:12.880
<v Speaker 1>good it was It's such a perfect reality TV. I

0:35:12.920 --> 0:35:16.000
<v Speaker 1>feel like also like there the show to me, like

0:35:16.040 --> 0:35:19.200
<v Speaker 1>this isolated season was like the strongest argument for just

0:35:19.400 --> 0:35:23.319
<v Speaker 1>queer reality shows in general. Queer people thrive in that

0:35:23.440 --> 0:35:29.680
<v Speaker 1>environment because we make drama and drama, trauma, drinking. There

0:35:29.760 --> 0:35:34.440
<v Speaker 1>was so much fucking five the five Oh yeah, there was.

0:35:34.440 --> 0:35:41.520
<v Speaker 1>There was five in the five songs. I mean, if you're,

0:35:41.960 --> 0:35:44.120
<v Speaker 1>if you're, if you decide to watch it on Paramount

0:35:44.160 --> 0:35:45.680
<v Speaker 1>Plus when you get home, y'all should let us know

0:35:45.680 --> 0:35:48.120
<v Speaker 1>who was in the five songs because I want to know.

0:35:48.160 --> 0:35:49.719
<v Speaker 1>But there was a five song, yeah, and we would

0:35:49.760 --> 0:35:52.920
<v Speaker 1>have everyone who is in the five song honest a guest, yes,

0:35:53.000 --> 0:35:54.799
<v Speaker 1>but it's funny too that you were talking about math,

0:35:55.520 --> 0:35:59.759
<v Speaker 1>because the last episode of the show was I think

0:35:59.760 --> 0:36:03.000
<v Speaker 1>it is carry just being like, we need to stop

0:36:03.080 --> 0:36:05.279
<v Speaker 1>fucking each other and we have to figure out who

0:36:05.280 --> 0:36:10.400
<v Speaker 1>are perfect matches through and Danny and Dan Danny the

0:36:10.440 --> 0:36:13.680
<v Speaker 1>nerd and they literally like also, I love Carrie did

0:36:13.680 --> 0:36:16.319
<v Speaker 1>not get enough play. She was like perfect hak girl.

0:36:17.120 --> 0:36:19.680
<v Speaker 1>Same with Kylie, and she didn't get enough really open

0:36:19.760 --> 0:36:25.960
<v Speaker 1>to Kylie, really want. I think they didn't have the

0:36:26.400 --> 0:36:33.960
<v Speaker 1>like psychosis necessary to be good reality exactly. It's not

0:36:34.000 --> 0:36:36.880
<v Speaker 1>like Jenna, who like wakes up in the morning and

0:36:37.040 --> 0:36:41.160
<v Speaker 1>is still like in TikTok by Kesha and I'm going

0:36:41.239 --> 0:36:45.960
<v Speaker 1>to end someone's fucking life tonight. I closed down every

0:36:46.040 --> 0:36:50.600
<v Speaker 1>bar and like Landsing Michigan, like just so frightening. I'm

0:36:50.600 --> 0:36:53.680
<v Speaker 1>gonna I'm gonna break my morphie blending breast in half

0:36:54.440 --> 0:36:58.680
<v Speaker 1>and pull it out of your chest and do some

0:36:58.840 --> 0:37:02.640
<v Speaker 1>really bad imake literally or like justin Avery r Max,

0:37:02.640 --> 0:37:04.799
<v Speaker 1>who were like, We're putting on a Hawaiian shirt and

0:37:04.880 --> 0:37:09.480
<v Speaker 1>Chelsea boots and we are going to start conflict every night.

0:37:09.600 --> 0:37:13.279
<v Speaker 1>The gay guys they well they're not gay there by um,

0:37:13.719 --> 0:37:18.920
<v Speaker 1>everyone's faggot right. It's so funny because like you think

0:37:18.960 --> 0:37:22.640
<v Speaker 1>on a show like this that like the you know MLM,

0:37:23.080 --> 0:37:27.839
<v Speaker 1>and I don't mean not men loving men um like

0:37:27.920 --> 0:37:30.719
<v Speaker 1>that they would be the sluttiest and most promiscuous. But

0:37:30.760 --> 0:37:33.920
<v Speaker 1>they were, funnily enough, the people who coupled up the quickest,

0:37:34.160 --> 0:37:38.239
<v Speaker 1>I know, subverting gender norms that But it was the

0:37:38.520 --> 0:37:42.240
<v Speaker 1>w l w's. Yeah, it was these like crazy dikes

0:37:42.239 --> 0:37:46.000
<v Speaker 1>that just like ran through each other formula one style,

0:37:46.160 --> 0:37:51.880
<v Speaker 1>like so fucking nasty, like one after the other. Because

0:37:52.280 --> 0:37:54.400
<v Speaker 1>I I but this is also something that feels very

0:37:54.400 --> 0:37:56.960
<v Speaker 1>true to life. I was going to say a tenant

0:37:57.400 --> 0:37:59.719
<v Speaker 1>that I believe with all of me is that Dike

0:38:00.000 --> 0:38:07.439
<v Speaker 1>trama is more fundamentally destructive than faggot drama. Trauma has

0:38:07.560 --> 0:38:10.719
<v Speaker 1>the half life of like a ladybug, like in and out,

0:38:10.960 --> 0:38:15.400
<v Speaker 1>But Dike drama is like trauma, it is time and

0:38:15.440 --> 0:38:19.840
<v Speaker 1>time again, like these Dikes feud for and the question

0:38:19.880 --> 0:38:25.520
<v Speaker 1>for you have you watched Tampa Bay's. Tampa Bay's is

0:38:25.680 --> 0:38:29.640
<v Speaker 1>a reality show on Amazon about a group of lesbian

0:38:29.760 --> 0:38:33.879
<v Speaker 1>friends in Tampa and one of them has like returned

0:38:34.000 --> 0:38:38.480
<v Speaker 1>from being gone for a while. She's like in in

0:38:38.640 --> 0:38:42.359
<v Speaker 1>like Tallahassee, and she comes back and everyone's like, oh

0:38:42.480 --> 0:38:47.960
<v Speaker 1>she's back. Her name is Cubby Cuffy not Cuy, and

0:38:48.000 --> 0:38:52.839
<v Speaker 1>you're like, I know, the wrong consonant um. No, When

0:38:52.840 --> 0:38:55.439
<v Speaker 1>like a Dike comes back, it's like you're back from war.

0:38:55.760 --> 0:38:58.040
<v Speaker 1>It's literally it was like the beginning of Gossip Girl.

0:38:58.080 --> 0:39:00.320
<v Speaker 1>It's like someone saw Serena gritting off the train of

0:39:00.400 --> 0:39:03.520
<v Speaker 1>Grand Central, but they're all lesbian. When a faggot moves

0:39:03.520 --> 0:39:06.520
<v Speaker 1>back to town, it's like, hey, girl, do you want

0:39:06.520 --> 0:39:08.880
<v Speaker 1>to go to the mall? Like I didn't realize he

0:39:09.040 --> 0:39:12.160
<v Speaker 1>left because I know like twenty people who look just

0:39:12.200 --> 0:39:15.040
<v Speaker 1>like you. Of course, no, but it really is extremely

0:39:15.080 --> 0:39:17.239
<v Speaker 1>true to life. Well that was I mean, that's the

0:39:17.280 --> 0:39:19.799
<v Speaker 1>funny thing about kai On. Are You the One? Was like,

0:39:20.239 --> 0:39:22.920
<v Speaker 1>was very much this energy of someone we all know

0:39:23.080 --> 0:39:26.960
<v Speaker 1>in far spaces, of a trans guy who like is

0:39:27.000 --> 0:39:31.280
<v Speaker 1>still approaching relationships through the lens of like lesbian culture,

0:39:31.960 --> 0:39:35.080
<v Speaker 1>but wanting to be approaching relationships through the lens of

0:39:35.160 --> 0:39:37.799
<v Speaker 1>gay male culture and as like an annoying funk boy.

0:39:37.840 --> 0:39:48.439
<v Speaker 1>A precedent to DAS. Honestly, second season Are You the one?

0:39:48.719 --> 0:39:53.400
<v Speaker 1>If DAS existed, they absolutely would host it. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,

0:39:53.440 --> 0:39:58.440
<v Speaker 1>I mean maybe they water season a funck Boy Island

0:39:58.520 --> 0:40:01.160
<v Speaker 1>on HBO. Have you watched fun Boy Island? I have

0:40:03.320 --> 0:40:08.279
<v Speaker 1>love beautiful, perfect, and I just love I love a

0:40:08.360 --> 0:40:13.680
<v Speaker 1>reality dating show too, because I like to have what

0:40:14.280 --> 0:40:19.239
<v Speaker 1>the like pantheon of attractiveness be reflected back to me

0:40:19.719 --> 0:40:23.120
<v Speaker 1>and then for me to be like wait, what, like

0:40:23.640 --> 0:40:27.960
<v Speaker 1>I love I love being shown like these are America's

0:40:28.080 --> 0:40:33.440
<v Speaker 1>hottest bachelors and I'm like, what, like why that's so

0:40:33.800 --> 0:40:36.399
<v Speaker 1>t that's so true. It's like a marvel to see

0:40:36.400 --> 0:40:41.400
<v Speaker 1>what people are attracted to. Totally, the most nondescription people

0:40:41.480 --> 0:40:47.360
<v Speaker 1>think the most attractive queer people are manager because on

0:40:47.480 --> 0:40:49.600
<v Speaker 1>The Bachelor, you see all these women fighting over someone

0:40:49.600 --> 0:40:52.719
<v Speaker 1>who like he is the most gorgeous person I've ever

0:40:52.760 --> 0:40:55.680
<v Speaker 1>seen in my life, and he's like all fourheads. Okay,

0:40:55.719 --> 0:40:58.279
<v Speaker 1>But I do think that the people on Are You

0:40:58.360 --> 0:41:01.839
<v Speaker 1>the One are like, I think, like more believable, Like

0:41:01.920 --> 0:41:05.080
<v Speaker 1>they look like they're like hot, but they also like

0:41:05.520 --> 0:41:09.160
<v Speaker 1>look normal totally, and I don't know any gained normal

0:41:09.200 --> 0:41:14.439
<v Speaker 1>people know me either, not not my world. When the show,

0:41:14.520 --> 0:41:16.759
<v Speaker 1>like first, when it was first kind of coming out

0:41:16.800 --> 0:41:19.920
<v Speaker 1>and marketed as like the sexually fluid season, I remember

0:41:19.960 --> 0:41:22.319
<v Speaker 1>feeling like very allergic to that because to me, like

0:41:22.480 --> 0:41:24.840
<v Speaker 1>to be sexually fluid is kind of a thing that

0:41:24.880 --> 0:41:28.040
<v Speaker 1>like pr girls tell like straight celebrities to say about

0:41:28.040 --> 0:41:31.200
<v Speaker 1>their gender to evade controversy that they that they're doing

0:41:31.719 --> 0:41:34.879
<v Speaker 1>or honestly like Lucas Hedges or like other like they're

0:41:34.880 --> 0:41:37.000
<v Speaker 1>like slevies that have done that before. What's going on

0:41:37.080 --> 0:41:40.440
<v Speaker 1>with her? I don't know, We'll see, but like anyways,

0:41:40.800 --> 0:41:42.200
<v Speaker 1>I felt like I was like, that feels very like

0:41:42.280 --> 0:41:44.799
<v Speaker 1>they should just say queer, you know what, But they

0:41:44.800 --> 0:41:46.600
<v Speaker 1>think it's a bad word exactly. They think it's a

0:41:46.640 --> 0:41:49.480
<v Speaker 1>bad So it was to me sexually fluid. I'm like, calm,

0:41:49.520 --> 0:41:53.320
<v Speaker 1>piss It's like when I when you when I read sexually,

0:41:53.680 --> 0:41:59.279
<v Speaker 1>I like sexual fluid. It's the first Pisskake season. Are

0:41:59.320 --> 0:42:03.719
<v Speaker 1>you the one? It's the first like slipping slide like

0:42:03.840 --> 0:42:15.520
<v Speaker 1>squir Anyways, I was the first all Come season. I

0:42:15.560 --> 0:42:18.200
<v Speaker 1>remember being like really kind of like disarmed by the

0:42:18.200 --> 0:42:19.799
<v Speaker 1>p s a s that are at the end of

0:42:19.840 --> 0:42:22.320
<v Speaker 1>every episode that if you would like to support the

0:42:22.400 --> 0:42:27.160
<v Speaker 1>sexually fluid community, if you want to support the community,

0:42:28.600 --> 0:42:31.560
<v Speaker 1>like my whole life has been has been committed to

0:42:31.640 --> 0:42:36.799
<v Speaker 1>supporting the sexually fluid community, usually through sexual fluid. I

0:42:36.840 --> 0:42:40.120
<v Speaker 1>am sponsored by Sniffy's for sure. Um, but I remember

0:42:40.200 --> 0:42:44.440
<v Speaker 1>what is Sniffy's. It's like the darker it's Grinder, but

0:42:44.520 --> 0:42:47.480
<v Speaker 1>even Grinder, but it's on a web platform. Yeah yeah,

0:42:47.480 --> 0:42:53.200
<v Speaker 1>you can't. It's Grinder for desktop and like no faces ever,

0:42:53.760 --> 0:43:01.960
<v Speaker 1>no faces pictures, pictures, but just concord. But I do

0:43:02.040 --> 0:43:04.719
<v Speaker 1>remember when I started watching this show, I was like,

0:43:05.560 --> 0:43:09.560
<v Speaker 1>like actually very surprised by the effortlessness of the fluidity

0:43:09.600 --> 0:43:12.400
<v Speaker 1>within the show. Like someone was like fuck a boy,

0:43:12.719 --> 0:43:16.719
<v Speaker 1>like and then a girl. I don't like that. That

0:43:17.480 --> 0:43:20.880
<v Speaker 1>was really the only times people were like contesting with

0:43:20.920 --> 0:43:24.080
<v Speaker 1>their sexuality was when it was like justin and or

0:43:24.120 --> 0:43:27.000
<v Speaker 1>like or what it was like bit and Jonathan and

0:43:27.000 --> 0:43:29.960
<v Speaker 1>then Jonathan had to be like, oh, I'm having my

0:43:30.000 --> 0:43:32.880
<v Speaker 1>own moment. But it was people were like slip and

0:43:32.920 --> 0:43:36.000
<v Speaker 1>slide and who care? And then I remember it thought

0:43:36.000 --> 0:43:38.040
<v Speaker 1>about parts. It's about hearts, and I remember like the

0:43:38.120 --> 0:43:39.959
<v Speaker 1>kind of like we ho brows that are on the show.

0:43:40.000 --> 0:43:41.480
<v Speaker 1>Like I remember being like, there's no way you're going

0:43:41.560 --> 0:43:43.560
<v Speaker 1>to sleep with a girl and like and then they do,

0:43:43.760 --> 0:43:47.000
<v Speaker 1>and it's so crazy because this is on paper, Like

0:43:47.040 --> 0:43:50.000
<v Speaker 1>I heterosexual relationship, but like, you know, the snake has

0:43:50.000 --> 0:43:52.200
<v Speaker 1>eaten its own tail and it's queer again. And I'm like,

0:43:52.320 --> 0:43:54.960
<v Speaker 1>how is this? How does this feel like more radically

0:43:55.000 --> 0:43:57.040
<v Speaker 1>queer than if they were like making out with the

0:43:57.040 --> 0:43:59.799
<v Speaker 1>guy And I'm like, if Max could fuck a guy

0:43:59.800 --> 0:44:01.840
<v Speaker 1>and girl, I'm like, what's my excuse? You know what

0:44:01.920 --> 0:44:04.960
<v Speaker 1>I mean, It's like everyone watching at home, it's like,

0:44:05.080 --> 0:44:08.920
<v Speaker 1>let's like, let's get some fluidity going. It's like, let's

0:44:08.760 --> 0:44:10.600
<v Speaker 1>if they can do it, we can all do it.

0:44:10.760 --> 0:44:14.000
<v Speaker 1>I just think it's part of like the pan sexual, bisexual,

0:44:14.400 --> 0:44:18.799
<v Speaker 1>queering indoctrination of the world that I wish to see.

0:44:19.200 --> 0:44:24.319
<v Speaker 1>We're all just a series of holes, and just of

0:44:24.360 --> 0:44:26.959
<v Speaker 1>the show that we haven't discussed yet is the relationship

0:44:27.080 --> 0:44:31.799
<v Speaker 1>expert element of that. Remember her name? I'm sure it

0:44:31.880 --> 0:44:34.560
<v Speaker 1>was like, I don't know, like Greta or Hannah. Yeah.

0:44:34.560 --> 0:44:38.919
<v Speaker 1>She it's it's it's like it's like Mrs Doctor who

0:44:39.000 --> 0:44:45.120
<v Speaker 1>has like a very like pink misunderstood haircut. Yes, and

0:44:45.160 --> 0:44:52.799
<v Speaker 1>then like one gigantic tattoo's giving a brown She grew

0:44:52.880 --> 0:44:59.640
<v Speaker 1>up like I don't know, like on like long beach round.

0:44:59.800 --> 0:45:06.080
<v Speaker 1>She you knew how to surf and well apparently they

0:45:06.120 --> 0:45:09.360
<v Speaker 1>like they interviewed like all of their like exit apparently

0:45:09.360 --> 0:45:12.239
<v Speaker 1>they like interviewed all of their like exes and like

0:45:12.480 --> 0:45:19.640
<v Speaker 1>moms and basically like, can you imagine like what it

0:45:19.640 --> 0:45:21.719
<v Speaker 1>would happen to you on this I'm just gonna say

0:45:21.719 --> 0:45:26.840
<v Speaker 1>it island, um because it's a it's an island in

0:45:26.880 --> 0:45:28.640
<v Speaker 1>my brain. Can you imagine what would happened if you

0:45:28.640 --> 0:45:31.920
<v Speaker 1>were a contestant on this show and someone has interviewed

0:45:32.120 --> 0:45:34.719
<v Speaker 1>everyone you've like hooked up with or like been in

0:45:34.719 --> 0:45:39.280
<v Speaker 1>a room? How would they find though about me personally?

0:45:40.040 --> 0:45:43.680
<v Speaker 1>All my exes are very scared of me. Yeah, they would.

0:45:44.000 --> 0:45:45.880
<v Speaker 1>They would like they would like go through all my

0:45:45.920 --> 0:45:50.239
<v Speaker 1>old Craigslist emails and people would be like who oh him,

0:45:52.400 --> 0:45:58.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, okay, it makes sense. It would be a

0:45:59.040 --> 0:46:02.160
<v Speaker 1>lot of people be like, good, good for her, she

0:46:02.680 --> 0:46:13.160
<v Speaker 1>l a, she's happy. Good name? Love that my name?

0:46:13.280 --> 0:46:16.920
<v Speaker 1>Please don't ask them, do not ask my name. There

0:46:17.000 --> 0:46:19.239
<v Speaker 1>was a challenge they had to do with the Relationship

0:46:19.360 --> 0:46:22.719
<v Speaker 1>Expert that I do think is brilliant, where they had

0:46:22.800 --> 0:46:27.440
<v Speaker 1>to put together a piece of ikea furniture coup like

0:46:27.520 --> 0:46:30.600
<v Speaker 1>that's actually like whatever. In turn wrote that that's like

0:46:30.719 --> 0:46:35.360
<v Speaker 1>so brilliant culture, lesbian culture. I would say, I'm I

0:46:35.360 --> 0:46:37.640
<v Speaker 1>don't know if identifies a lesbian identify as a Dike

0:46:37.760 --> 0:46:41.040
<v Speaker 1>for sure, and then in like a Dike relationship, and

0:46:41.239 --> 0:46:44.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't put it together. That's none of my business.

0:46:44.719 --> 0:46:47.080
<v Speaker 1>I do think that I do think Galaxy Brain would

0:46:47.080 --> 0:46:51.680
<v Speaker 1>have been making them go to Ikea, but they probably

0:46:51.760 --> 0:46:53.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't think. No, they're like on the island off

0:46:54.000 --> 0:46:56.160
<v Speaker 1>the coast of Cuba, will if you try to leave

0:46:56.160 --> 0:47:01.240
<v Speaker 1>your electrocuted, so there's no I keas there. I remember

0:47:01.280 --> 0:47:03.880
<v Speaker 1>that challenge was really surprising because the large majority of

0:47:03.880 --> 0:47:05.719
<v Speaker 1>the things that they have to do, like in terms

0:47:05.719 --> 0:47:09.120
<v Speaker 1>of like activities, programming, challenges, are actually very they felt

0:47:09.239 --> 0:47:12.000
<v Speaker 1>very not of the queer imagination. Yeah, I mean I

0:47:12.040 --> 0:47:14.360
<v Speaker 1>think they had except for the Glitter Party. Yeah. That

0:47:14.440 --> 0:47:18.719
<v Speaker 1>they're the queer problem, the dot sponsored queer problem. And

0:47:18.719 --> 0:47:24.160
<v Speaker 1>they're all like mervays. That is the that is the

0:47:24.280 --> 0:47:27.920
<v Speaker 1>first thought for like queers being um, you know, like

0:47:28.040 --> 0:47:34.000
<v Speaker 1>free and like yes, it's always mermaids, right, and I know,

0:47:34.080 --> 0:47:36.120
<v Speaker 1>but that but also it's like I guess one thought

0:47:36.160 --> 0:47:39.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm having about why mervays come first. It's like, but

0:47:39.440 --> 0:47:42.480
<v Speaker 1>where's the whole But if queer people could figure out

0:47:42.480 --> 0:47:45.040
<v Speaker 1>how to fund as mermaids, it would be queer people

0:47:46.000 --> 0:47:49.279
<v Speaker 1>how to figure it out. Yeah, yeah, the technology is there,

0:47:49.480 --> 0:47:52.320
<v Speaker 1>we have the technology, will just make a little shim

0:47:52.840 --> 0:47:55.440
<v Speaker 1>like cut a hole out. I'm like usually very cynical

0:47:55.480 --> 0:47:58.000
<v Speaker 1>when it comes to things like a queer problem or whatever.

0:47:58.080 --> 0:47:59.919
<v Speaker 1>Like I think, I don't know, it wasn't even working

0:48:00.000 --> 0:48:01.680
<v Speaker 1>idea so long. I've just kind of seen the same

0:48:01.719 --> 0:48:05.000
<v Speaker 1>idea over and over again. But my heart melted so

0:48:05.080 --> 0:48:10.920
<v Speaker 1>hard during only like watching these boys put glitter on

0:48:11.040 --> 0:48:15.520
<v Speaker 1>and be like, oh my god, so middle school, we're

0:48:15.600 --> 0:48:20.160
<v Speaker 1>watching a one a grind train, like five people all

0:48:20.239 --> 0:48:25.160
<v Speaker 1>like a fac right, it's like all like breaking it

0:48:25.200 --> 0:48:33.160
<v Speaker 1>down in slow motion. Yes, where it's like you're throwing

0:48:33.239 --> 0:48:36.160
<v Speaker 1>glitter in the air and playing. Someone has to clean

0:48:36.200 --> 0:48:38.920
<v Speaker 1>that up, right or I guess it just becomes like

0:48:38.920 --> 0:48:42.279
<v Speaker 1>the microplastics that we like eat now it just goes

0:48:42.320 --> 0:48:45.600
<v Speaker 1>back up and becomes toxic. Ran But yeah, it was

0:48:45.800 --> 0:48:50.200
<v Speaker 1>extremely wholesome, and I usually detest anything that's wholesome. But

0:48:50.320 --> 0:48:52.879
<v Speaker 1>I just think that they have all been like somatically

0:48:52.920 --> 0:48:57.839
<v Speaker 1>processing their traumas so immensely, like they deserved that. Well,

0:48:57.960 --> 0:49:01.640
<v Speaker 1>that's The thing is the season started out like so horny,

0:49:01.760 --> 0:49:03.680
<v Speaker 1>and you're like, oh, yeah, they all want to fuck

0:49:03.719 --> 0:49:06.040
<v Speaker 1>each other. Yeah, the first sexually fluid season of the

0:49:06.400 --> 0:49:08.960
<v Speaker 1>Are You the One? And then it turns by the

0:49:09.120 --> 0:49:12.520
<v Speaker 1>end surprisingly sweet and in the last episode they all

0:49:12.520 --> 0:49:15.279
<v Speaker 1>want to work together to get the money and with

0:49:15.360 --> 0:49:18.279
<v Speaker 1>straight people that would never happen. I've never watched another

0:49:18.320 --> 0:49:20.200
<v Speaker 1>season of the show, but I already know it wouldn't happen.

0:49:20.239 --> 0:49:21.960
<v Speaker 1>Like and with at least half the cast in the

0:49:22.000 --> 0:49:24.160
<v Speaker 1>first episode. You watched the first episode, You're like, I'm

0:49:24.160 --> 0:49:25.759
<v Speaker 1>not rooting for you. I'm not rooting for you. Don't

0:49:25.800 --> 0:49:27.880
<v Speaker 1>remember you, like there are a lot of people. You're like,

0:49:28.680 --> 0:49:32.440
<v Speaker 1>there's I'm not invested at all, and you become invested

0:49:32.560 --> 0:49:35.799
<v Speaker 1>in pretty much every single character. Is kind of arc

0:49:35.880 --> 0:49:39.000
<v Speaker 1>because it does really feel hurt and it is beautiful

0:49:39.719 --> 0:49:44.600
<v Speaker 1>that they were never until like do date the clock

0:49:44.719 --> 0:49:48.600
<v Speaker 1>is striking thinking about making money. They were like, I'm

0:49:48.680 --> 0:49:51.319
<v Speaker 1>really just here to like fucking suck, and then they

0:49:51.320 --> 0:49:55.360
<v Speaker 1>were like, wait, all right, there's a million dollars. I

0:49:55.400 --> 0:49:58.520
<v Speaker 1>guess we can like make a flow chart really quick.

0:50:11.840 --> 0:50:13.800
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you all know this, Like Industry

0:50:13.840 --> 0:50:18.319
<v Speaker 1>Insider scoop. What do they eat on the island? They

0:50:18.760 --> 0:50:22.000
<v Speaker 1>soil and I think they had to cook for themselves,

0:50:22.560 --> 0:50:27.360
<v Speaker 1>so they weren't eating they like they're they're fridges stocked

0:50:27.480 --> 0:50:29.879
<v Speaker 1>and then they have to figure meals out themselves. Oh

0:50:29.920 --> 0:50:31.600
<v Speaker 1>my god. So they were just I don't know, eating

0:50:31.640 --> 0:50:34.320
<v Speaker 1>like Keena the whole time, Like what do you remember

0:50:34.360 --> 0:50:36.360
<v Speaker 1>watching them eat a lot of Ben and Jerry's? I

0:50:36.640 --> 0:50:40.799
<v Speaker 1>would Ben and Jerry, but if you like, I hope

0:50:40.840 --> 0:50:43.839
<v Speaker 1>it's like, what can I say? I know, how would

0:50:43.880 --> 0:50:48.440
<v Speaker 1>they I guess they could just bring um? Yeah? Did

0:50:48.600 --> 0:50:51.440
<v Speaker 1>or did they provide that? Like that's what I was wondering.

0:50:51.480 --> 0:50:53.879
<v Speaker 1>What was in the house? Like was their shell full

0:50:53.920 --> 0:50:59.440
<v Speaker 1>of condoms, douches, lube poppers like um, like a shoot

0:50:59.520 --> 0:51:11.960
<v Speaker 1>of a laundry machine, sewing sentinel strips, yes, sentinel right,

0:51:12.080 --> 0:51:15.839
<v Speaker 1>a little like you know, place for your for kai

0:51:15.920 --> 0:51:21.399
<v Speaker 1>syringes to go? Yeah, where is he depositing? Yeah? I'm

0:51:21.400 --> 0:51:24.080
<v Speaker 1>shocked that no one else came out as trans over

0:51:24.120 --> 0:51:27.000
<v Speaker 1>the course of the season. Well it's so true because

0:51:27.040 --> 0:51:29.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm not watching drag Race right now. But isn't that

0:51:29.440 --> 0:51:35.520
<v Speaker 1>everyone everyone girl, girl girl half of the cast is

0:51:35.560 --> 0:51:39.080
<v Speaker 1>trans and you know, RuPaul is in his trailer like

0:51:39.239 --> 0:51:43.719
<v Speaker 1>throwing things at the literally he is like melting and shrinking,

0:51:43.920 --> 0:51:47.040
<v Speaker 1>and he's like becoming a little raisin. Yeah, it's the

0:51:47.040 --> 0:51:49.040
<v Speaker 1>best way to stick it to him. But that's the thing, is,

0:51:49.080 --> 0:51:52.080
<v Speaker 1>like it sucks that actually that Drag Race is the

0:51:52.160 --> 0:51:55.120
<v Speaker 1>only queer reality show, like the only one that has

0:51:55.400 --> 0:51:59.040
<v Speaker 1>made it to the mainstream or even anything even close

0:51:59.080 --> 0:52:01.399
<v Speaker 1>to the mainstream. Well, I had a little there's also

0:52:01.480 --> 0:52:05.040
<v Speaker 1>Queer Eye. Well but is that a reality show. It's

0:52:05.080 --> 0:52:08.000
<v Speaker 1>more like a makeover. Yeah, you know, well I having

0:52:08.000 --> 0:52:11.160
<v Speaker 1>a reality competition is what I meant to say, reality competition.

0:52:11.360 --> 0:52:13.879
<v Speaker 1>I had like a tweet slash Instagram post that went

0:52:14.000 --> 0:52:17.759
<v Speaker 1>viral where I said I love reality shows because I

0:52:17.800 --> 0:52:21.400
<v Speaker 1>like watching straight people be psychologically terrorized. And so some

0:52:21.440 --> 0:52:23.319
<v Speaker 1>people saw that it did some numbers, and then some

0:52:23.360 --> 0:52:26.759
<v Speaker 1>people were commenting like, oh, well, well do you count

0:52:26.920 --> 0:52:30.440
<v Speaker 1>drag Race, And I was like, yes, yes, absolutely, yes,

0:52:30.640 --> 0:52:34.120
<v Speaker 1>of course I like when gay people are psychologically terrorized more.

0:52:34.960 --> 0:52:39.920
<v Speaker 1>Obviously it's community harm. That's what we're here for. And

0:52:39.960 --> 0:52:43.720
<v Speaker 1>this season did, of course have the first six heterosexual

0:52:44.520 --> 0:52:49.720
<v Speaker 1>contestant of h Yeah, so at least one straight person

0:52:49.840 --> 0:52:52.560
<v Speaker 1>was being terrorized and he was being terrorism. If you

0:52:52.840 --> 0:52:55.200
<v Speaker 1>got to conceptualize the reality show where you got to

0:52:55.280 --> 0:52:58.439
<v Speaker 1>terrorize straight people or queer people, what would it look like.

0:52:58.680 --> 0:53:01.920
<v Speaker 1>It would definitely be a data show. And I've always

0:53:02.000 --> 0:53:05.160
<v Speaker 1>thought about this. I also really want to be on

0:53:05.239 --> 0:53:10.520
<v Speaker 1>reality TV one day. That's definitely a goal of mine.

0:53:10.600 --> 0:53:12.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't really know where I would be able to

0:53:12.719 --> 0:53:15.719
<v Speaker 1>fit into that, but I believe that with enough like

0:53:15.840 --> 0:53:21.640
<v Speaker 1>diversity and inclusion training, they could have like they could

0:53:21.680 --> 0:53:25.440
<v Speaker 1>fit like a rancid like non binary with like chip teeth,

0:53:25.520 --> 0:53:31.399
<v Speaker 1>who like whose fingers are always sticky, like somewhere to play.

0:53:31.440 --> 0:53:37.080
<v Speaker 1>But I think, I really think it would be all

0:53:37.120 --> 0:53:41.840
<v Speaker 1>of the dating shows combined. And I think that the

0:53:42.080 --> 0:53:47.320
<v Speaker 1>twist would be maybe that they like. Well, I think

0:53:48.200 --> 0:53:52.400
<v Speaker 1>what I would want and what I don't like. Here's

0:53:52.440 --> 0:53:54.120
<v Speaker 1>what I'm trying to say. There would have to be

0:53:54.160 --> 0:53:56.640
<v Speaker 1>a lot of fucking. It would have to be like

0:53:56.680 --> 0:53:59.600
<v Speaker 1>a fucking centric show. Would have to be part of

0:53:59.600 --> 0:54:06.000
<v Speaker 1>the concert exactly. Literally the one comes the one where

0:54:06.040 --> 0:54:10.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't I think that there would be psychological Oh no,

0:54:10.200 --> 0:54:12.480
<v Speaker 1>here's what it would be. You would be psychological warfare.

0:54:12.480 --> 0:54:17.000
<v Speaker 1>Because it would be the first one that's somehow threaded

0:54:17.040 --> 0:54:23.719
<v Speaker 1>in polyamory, feel like or are you the two are

0:54:24.280 --> 0:54:26.319
<v Speaker 1>many people? That's the thing about are you the one?

0:54:26.400 --> 0:54:29.879
<v Speaker 1>Is like it's still a very polyamorous it's it's well

0:54:29.920 --> 0:54:33.160
<v Speaker 1>it is, but like it's still a very heteronormative end

0:54:33.200 --> 0:54:36.839
<v Speaker 1>goal because they all have to have one person. So

0:54:36.920 --> 0:54:39.359
<v Speaker 1>on your show, we're turning that on its head, right,

0:54:39.400 --> 0:54:42.200
<v Speaker 1>So my show would be like lots of fucking would

0:54:42.200 --> 0:54:44.719
<v Speaker 1>be like polyamorous where there could be more than one

0:54:44.760 --> 0:54:48.480
<v Speaker 1>person you could end up because then that then that

0:54:48.560 --> 0:54:51.920
<v Speaker 1>makes it even messier and more complicated. Like maybe people

0:54:51.920 --> 0:54:56.560
<v Speaker 1>would go on with their polycules like wife swap, but

0:54:56.600 --> 0:55:00.560
<v Speaker 1>like polycule swap, or it could be like more get

0:55:00.560 --> 0:55:05.640
<v Speaker 1>me in the barroom, or maybe it's someone's like punk squad,

0:55:06.080 --> 0:55:09.560
<v Speaker 1>Yes exactly. I think that would be great where it's like,

0:55:10.080 --> 0:55:13.840
<v Speaker 1>how can we make all of them do their dishes

0:55:14.680 --> 0:55:23.319
<v Speaker 1>somehow somehow chore wheel because like Resort Island is like

0:55:23.400 --> 0:55:27.040
<v Speaker 1>to it's not it's not queer enough, Like it would

0:55:27.080 --> 0:55:33.480
<v Speaker 1>have to take place at a squad, Yes, it would

0:55:33.520 --> 0:55:36.760
<v Speaker 1>have to take place like in the mountains of North Carolina,

0:55:37.239 --> 0:55:39.799
<v Speaker 1>where it's like where are all of the queers like

0:55:40.200 --> 0:55:44.120
<v Speaker 1>living in their land projects and how can we follow

0:55:44.200 --> 0:55:47.600
<v Speaker 1>them through there? But I think I would also really

0:55:47.600 --> 0:55:52.080
<v Speaker 1>want to have one in the vein of the real

0:55:52.239 --> 0:55:55.600
<v Speaker 1>alt word, where it like happens like in Los Angeles.

0:55:56.280 --> 0:55:59.120
<v Speaker 1>I love like that, so where it's like the old

0:55:59.200 --> 0:56:03.080
<v Speaker 1>style where you're in the city, because I love like

0:56:03.520 --> 0:56:06.640
<v Speaker 1>Dike drama that happens like at a bar where oh,

0:56:06.760 --> 0:56:11.960
<v Speaker 1>who's just walked in? You know where I could see

0:56:11.960 --> 0:56:15.719
<v Speaker 1>this happening is in New Orleans because New Orleans has

0:56:15.760 --> 0:56:20.759
<v Speaker 1>a very like a very femilining queer community and it's

0:56:20.800 --> 0:56:24.839
<v Speaker 1>like very punk. Everyone suck each other and they fight

0:56:25.239 --> 0:56:31.319
<v Speaker 1>and they fight, they fight fighting. Okay, so we're so

0:56:31.440 --> 0:56:37.040
<v Speaker 1>the real world, but the polyamorous Okay, so it's like Paul,

0:56:37.160 --> 0:56:45.279
<v Speaker 1>It's like polyamorous fat life somehow, right. Sex workers are

0:56:45.320 --> 0:56:49.920
<v Speaker 1>their challenges are still games because I like the challenges

0:56:50.120 --> 0:56:54.200
<v Speaker 1>because it forces people to work together. So I think

0:56:54.239 --> 0:56:58.560
<v Speaker 1>some of the challenges would be like I need you

0:56:58.680 --> 0:57:02.200
<v Speaker 1>all to like make up for Tata after like doing

0:57:02.239 --> 0:57:06.359
<v Speaker 1>a line of Kendemy. And we also need some kind

0:57:06.400 --> 0:57:10.040
<v Speaker 1>of twist, because that's what all reality dating shows need now,

0:57:10.239 --> 0:57:13.920
<v Speaker 1>is some kind of gimmick or twists. So the twists

0:57:14.320 --> 0:57:17.120
<v Speaker 1>would be what if we forced some of the people

0:57:17.160 --> 0:57:23.680
<v Speaker 1>to transition. I as, yeah, we would have to transition

0:57:23.760 --> 0:57:26.920
<v Speaker 1>would have to be like a good like forced feminizations,

0:57:27.400 --> 0:57:31.240
<v Speaker 1>like you take them like you take the most like Muscily,

0:57:31.800 --> 0:57:35.440
<v Speaker 1>like we ho gay guy of the pack and are

0:57:35.480 --> 0:57:41.000
<v Speaker 1>like your name is Iris, now up. Yeah, and it's

0:57:41.040 --> 0:57:45.280
<v Speaker 1>like giving you like a skim's body and like just

0:57:45.600 --> 0:57:47.600
<v Speaker 1>like twenty four hours where you can't go to the

0:57:47.680 --> 0:57:51.000
<v Speaker 1>jam and we're just gonna see what happens. Yeah, maybe

0:57:51.040 --> 0:57:53.280
<v Speaker 1>it's like if we're doing it like punk style, it's

0:57:53.280 --> 0:57:56.680
<v Speaker 1>like we're forcing them to like live away from their animals.

0:57:57.360 --> 0:58:01.640
<v Speaker 1>I think that extremely challenging. My god, I have like

0:58:01.760 --> 0:58:05.520
<v Speaker 1>your dog with you while you were like traversing these

0:58:05.600 --> 0:58:08.720
<v Speaker 1>lines of like your psycho sexual And it could be

0:58:08.760 --> 0:58:10.400
<v Speaker 1>part of the twist is that they told them that

0:58:10.440 --> 0:58:15.480
<v Speaker 1>they could bring their dogs and you can't anymore. But

0:58:15.520 --> 0:58:16.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I would want mine to have

0:58:17.000 --> 0:58:19.320
<v Speaker 1>a twist. I think that I would really want it

0:58:19.320 --> 0:58:23.240
<v Speaker 1>to be like you're coming and looking for love, but

0:58:23.320 --> 0:58:27.680
<v Speaker 1>you can bring your existing partner with you, but you're

0:58:27.720 --> 0:58:31.080
<v Speaker 1>like polyamorous, so so it's like you're going with your

0:58:31.160 --> 0:58:39.560
<v Speaker 1>partners looking to expand your polycuele and then the challenges

0:58:40.360 --> 0:58:43.480
<v Speaker 1>would be, like you all have to like go to

0:58:43.640 --> 0:58:46.880
<v Speaker 1>Costco together, but none of you have a membership, so

0:58:46.920 --> 0:58:48.720
<v Speaker 1>you have to like figure out who's going to sign

0:58:48.760 --> 0:58:52.680
<v Speaker 1>up for it, or like one of you tries to

0:58:52.800 --> 0:58:55.120
<v Speaker 1>like get a like get a credit card. You have

0:58:55.120 --> 0:59:00.200
<v Speaker 1>bad credit, like you would have extremely like banal all

0:59:00.240 --> 0:59:02.080
<v Speaker 1>things you have getting you have to wait in the

0:59:02.080 --> 0:59:06.640
<v Speaker 1>pharmacy line at callum lord. Literally you have to fill

0:59:06.640 --> 0:59:12.480
<v Speaker 1>out literally one like form, literally one form, just literally

0:59:12.520 --> 0:59:15.200
<v Speaker 1>anything that requires a signature. Try to get a rental

0:59:15.240 --> 0:59:17.280
<v Speaker 1>car from enterprise, you have to go. You have to

0:59:17.280 --> 0:59:23.160
<v Speaker 1>go to a party where you're not on the list. Heartbreaking, heartbreaking. Yeah,

0:59:23.400 --> 0:59:26.680
<v Speaker 1>So I think some other fun challenging a plant alive

0:59:26.760 --> 0:59:32.680
<v Speaker 1>Maybe that would be hard, pimple popping fun things said

0:59:32.720 --> 0:59:34.800
<v Speaker 1>I love to do with my partner. You have to

0:59:34.920 --> 0:59:39.600
<v Speaker 1>you have to drink dairy milk. Well, the most controversial

0:59:39.640 --> 0:59:42.560
<v Speaker 1>thing about me is that when I very rarely get

0:59:42.600 --> 0:59:44.240
<v Speaker 1>any cream in my coffee. But if I do, it's

0:59:44.240 --> 0:59:49.600
<v Speaker 1>actual cream. If I do, you're not queer. I'm literally heterosexual.

0:59:49.760 --> 0:59:53.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm just transitioning to straight. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I get

0:59:53.160 --> 0:59:58.760
<v Speaker 1>like a quartado with whole milk, and everyone's like, wow,

0:59:59.280 --> 1:00:03.040
<v Speaker 1>I like drink milk anymore. And I used to love

1:00:03.200 --> 1:00:06.480
<v Speaker 1>like I would love a glass of whole milk when

1:00:06.480 --> 1:00:08.840
<v Speaker 1>I used to be a nanny in college, Like one

1:00:08.840 --> 1:00:11.680
<v Speaker 1>of my favorite things was that they bought really bougee milk.

1:00:12.080 --> 1:00:13.960
<v Speaker 1>And when I ate dinner with the kids, we would

1:00:14.000 --> 1:00:17.280
<v Speaker 1>all have a glass of milk and it helps. So decadent,

1:00:18.080 --> 1:00:21.480
<v Speaker 1>that's white culture. I'm sorry. Eating eating having a glass

1:00:21.480 --> 1:00:23.960
<v Speaker 1>of milk with like a whole plate of pasta is

1:00:24.000 --> 1:00:28.120
<v Speaker 1>like disgusting to me, like to meat milk, and in theory,

1:00:28.360 --> 1:00:30.880
<v Speaker 1>in theory, it does sound good to me now, but

1:00:30.960 --> 1:00:33.480
<v Speaker 1>like I know that I couldn't do it and that

1:00:33.600 --> 1:00:37.280
<v Speaker 1>my body would feel so disgusting afterwards. Well, I have

1:00:37.360 --> 1:00:41.960
<v Speaker 1>a joke where I'm like, set a cheeny carbonara literally

1:00:42.400 --> 1:00:44.240
<v Speaker 1>has the ability to put my friends in the hospital.

1:00:45.960 --> 1:00:50.320
<v Speaker 1>Chicken Alfredo is like a public health risk, like the

1:00:50.360 --> 1:00:54.480
<v Speaker 1>novel coronavirus food. It's like that is like more damaging.

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<v Speaker 1>If there are any Los Angeles based virgins out there,

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<v Speaker 1>I am throwing a party called Gorgeous Gorgeous sit down

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<v Speaker 1>in downtown l A. It is you know, a cute

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<v Speaker 1>little pop music party for some queer and trans ends.

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<v Speaker 1>I will be forcing Rose to go um even though

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be there, I already bought a ticket. Did you really?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow? I love that you bought a ticket. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be there on the early shift. I will be there,

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<v Speaker 1>like you know, when the bar opens for twenty minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>So if any visions want to come and talk to

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<v Speaker 1>us for the first twenty minutes of the party, we

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<v Speaker 1>will be there to schmooz um. I won't promise that

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<v Speaker 1>I will talk to you. Can find the ticket link

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<v Speaker 1>in my Instagram bio is tomorrow technically this Friday, April

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<v Speaker 1>at a resident downtown. We will be back next week

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<v Speaker 1>with a discussion on god knows what I think we're

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<v Speaker 1>going to figure out. You know, we're we're playing it

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<v Speaker 1>by your girls and gays end bays And as always,

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<v Speaker 1>if you have suggestions for what you want us to

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<v Speaker 1>talk about, UM, you can call us at three to

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