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Speaker 1: Are You the One? And that's what we're gonna be

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Speaker 1: do the correct match in one of the challenges and

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00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:26,800
Speaker 1: not with the Pillars part. Yes, and so honestly, for

426
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:29,480
Speaker 1: the listeners at home who have already like started dissociating

427
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:31,679
Speaker 1: and doing other tasks, as we try to explain, like

428
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:35,479
Speaker 1: but like but like the thing is, it's like messy

429
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:39,119
Speaker 1: and like everyone's queer and queer. The rules are like

430
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:43,520
Speaker 1: totally unimportant, right, And it was marketed largely as the

431
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:47,879
Speaker 1: sexually fluid, the first sexually fluid reality dating. But I

432
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:51,560
Speaker 1: think queers written large found it to be a cultural phenomena,

433
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:54,040
Speaker 1: at least intercommunally. Rose and I were working out at

434
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:56,680
Speaker 1: the time, and I edited so many fucking pieces about

435
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:59,040
Speaker 1: this show, and I never did a whole podcast episode,

436
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:03,400
Speaker 1: and I feel like that, like it was just a phenomenon,

437
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,440
Speaker 1: like you could not avoid it, and it was this

438
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:09,960
Speaker 1: seol because it was like I remember what it was

439
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:13,320
Speaker 1: like nineteen, Like I would when I was living in

440
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:16,960
Speaker 1: Seattle at the time. I would like go to bars

441
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:20,240
Speaker 1: and have them play it on the TV live and

442
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:23,960
Speaker 1: should be seen the dragons. Like I would come with

443
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:26,119
Speaker 1: like thirty friends to a bar and be like, you

444
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:28,440
Speaker 1: have to play the show on MTV for us right now,

445
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:31,359
Speaker 1: Like I promise we'll all like ordered cheese fries and

446
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:35,040
Speaker 1: get really wasted and we will all like scream and

447
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:38,440
Speaker 1: like lose our ship. Because it makes so much sense

448
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:41,560
Speaker 1: for a dating show because you look at things like

449
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:44,760
Speaker 1: The Bachelor and it's like one person with all these

450
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:48,000
Speaker 1: matches and like, of course there's so much drama inherent

451
00:26:48,119 --> 00:26:51,280
Speaker 1: and that, but like the drama has an endpoint. There's

452
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:56,480
Speaker 1: only so many permutations of messiness that could happen. But

453
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:59,919
Speaker 1: on this sexually fluid are you the one when everyone

454
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:04,280
Speaker 1: can be into each other, there are just so many

455
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:08,720
Speaker 1: possibilities for shenanigans to go down. I was going to

456
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:12,359
Speaker 1: say that I watch a lot of reality dating shows.

457
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 1: I know, I follow you onely. It really is like

458
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:20,520
Speaker 1: my favorite form of any sort of like sociological experiment,

459
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:23,400
Speaker 1: because you're just like watching people give themselves PTSD because

460
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:28,640
Speaker 1: they don't want to be alone. Like it's so it's

461
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:31,080
Speaker 1: really just like I don't know, just like harves On,

462
00:27:31,119 --> 00:27:32,720
Speaker 1: what we're all the most scared of, Like are we

463
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:35,520
Speaker 1: going to die alone? And I'm willing to put myself

464
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:38,359
Speaker 1: like in the pen opticon to be like witnessed doing it.

465
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:41,680
Speaker 1: But in other reality dating shows, it doesn't they don't

466
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:45,160
Speaker 1: prioritize fucking enough. But in this one too, where it's

467
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:47,640
Speaker 1: like that is part of the incentive that you kind

468
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:49,680
Speaker 1: of all have to funk each other. Oh my god.

469
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:53,200
Speaker 1: And it happened so quickly because so Remy is a

470
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:55,719
Speaker 1: good friend of mine, and like it was of course

471
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:58,359
Speaker 1: was a contest on the show. Remy Duran was the

472
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:00,400
Speaker 1: first person to go in the boom boom him with

473
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:03,480
Speaker 1: I want to think Kai the trans guy who like

474
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:08,880
Speaker 1: of course everyone wanted to Okay, so wait, let's let's okay. Look,

475
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:11,760
Speaker 1: let's talk quickly about the casting because because a lot

476
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:14,280
Speaker 1: of the queer people they were it's a queer season

477
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:16,600
Speaker 1: or whatever. But in terms of casting, you know that

478
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:19,920
Speaker 1: the people casting the show are like the cissist most

479
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:22,840
Speaker 1: hetero sexual people ever. So a lot of like these

480
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:25,840
Speaker 1: queer people look like they work at them all, like

481
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:30,919
Speaker 1: they look very normal. But Kai has like universal like

482
00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:34,160
Speaker 1: queer hotness, Like I think he's like seemed to be

483
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:37,320
Speaker 1: attractive to a lot of different terrains and corners. And

484
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:40,920
Speaker 1: on the rise, tea boy is like you know, like

485
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 1: and like you know, like top surgery scars, he'll down

486
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:55,320
Speaker 1: down right. You can talk about the moment where like

487
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:57,720
Speaker 1: Kai was like doing his slight tea shot and he

488
00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:59,720
Speaker 1: was like yeah, like I have to do oh my god,

489
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:08,080
Speaker 1: and like, oh my god, like intromuscular or what. But

490
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:10,239
Speaker 1: it was like come on, he was doing it as

491
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:11,960
Speaker 1: like a kind of like yeah, baby, I have to

492
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:14,600
Speaker 1: do this all the time. Like, but they also had

493
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:18,040
Speaker 1: besit who's non binary. When they only hired or like

494
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:21,240
Speaker 1: cast like one non binary person, there's like two trans

495
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 1: people and then yeah, a bunch of like Zara floor managers.

496
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:35,520
Speaker 1: But besit storyline with I think Jonathan was it was,

497
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:38,760
Speaker 1: it was, but it was also really interesting, like how

498
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:45,760
Speaker 1: it made Jonathan confront his own internalized misogyny. Period. Okay,

499
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:48,080
Speaker 1: so here's the thing that was. Like when I watched

500
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:50,280
Speaker 1: the show, which I only watched it recently, I think

501
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:52,800
Speaker 1: I watched it in December because I was so exhausted

502
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:54,360
Speaker 1: from ed any pieces about it. I was like, I'm

503
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:56,200
Speaker 1: never going to watch the show. And so when I

504
00:29:56,240 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 1: did watch it, I remember seeing that and being like, oh, actually,

505
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:04,080
Speaker 1: like I mean, I'm disappointed that like allposite did on

506
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:08,080
Speaker 1: the show was like to do emotional labor, like I

507
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:15,600
Speaker 1: wish it's it's like twenty minutes on your break and

508
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:20,920
Speaker 1: they're like, okay, while you have your like mental camel cry,

509
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:23,479
Speaker 1: They're like, okay, this is what being an onn binary

510
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:27,000
Speaker 1: literally literally, and so when you know what they might

511
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:30,520
Speaker 1: do that at yes, I would what I'm saying, I

512
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:33,080
Speaker 1: would have loved to visit to have found love, but

513
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:35,240
Speaker 1: like in that moment, I was like whoa, Like the

514
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:40,200
Speaker 1: power of queerness is like eradicating like mascut toxic masculinity

515
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:42,640
Speaker 1: from this space. Because there were those two bros that

516
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:44,200
Speaker 1: were like in love with each other, but they like

517
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:48,719
Speaker 1: wanted to fight all the time. Yes, and they had

518
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:50,480
Speaker 1: and they had to have a moment with them. And

519
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:52,440
Speaker 1: then when Kai was like sucking everybody, there was like

520
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:54,960
Speaker 1: a literal transformative justice circle that took place in a

521
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:59,440
Speaker 1: hot u. And I do feel toxic masculinity ends tonight. Yes,

522
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:04,320
Speaker 1: I do feel like and this sounds so like gross

523
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:06,640
Speaker 1: to say, but I do feel like they all grew

524
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:11,000
Speaker 1: over the course of the season. Like I think it

525
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:14,040
Speaker 1: was like one of the one of the rare seasons

526
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:16,880
Speaker 1: of a reality dating show where the people who were

527
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:21,000
Speaker 1: on it like there they actually like enriched their lives,

528
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 1: maybe in a way other than getting like spawn con opportunity.

529
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 1: Totally beautiful thing. I totally agree. A lot of the time,

530
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:31,080
Speaker 1: like for reality shows, growth is so manufactured. But it

531
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:33,600
Speaker 1: really did felt like they went through that together like

532
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,920
Speaker 1: they because they all really wanted the money. And I

533
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:37,960
Speaker 1: do think that like for those the two bros that

534
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:39,720
Speaker 1: were in love, like there were a lot of people

535
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:42,320
Speaker 1: on the island or they even on an island or

536
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:48,440
Speaker 1: the resort or whatever. They were like, Yeah, there were

537
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:51,719
Speaker 1: a contestants that were like that you could tell that

538
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:54,920
Speaker 1: they had no queer friends, like that they had not

539
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:58,560
Speaker 1: been in queer community. So for the bros To finally

540
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:01,240
Speaker 1: interact with someone like Besit, someone like Kai or someone

541
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:04,400
Speaker 1: who is kind of like has the tools or rather

542
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 1: is just therapized, you know what I mean, for them

543
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:09,080
Speaker 1: to kind of be like, oh, yeah, like this is

544
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 1: like how we deal with things here. It's kind of

545
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 1: you've never because reality TV like profits off of like

546
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:19,200
Speaker 1: everything being messy and you your inability to work through something.

547
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:21,720
Speaker 1: It was kind of amazing to watch like a bunch

548
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 1: of queers be like, but let's have this moment to

549
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:29,320
Speaker 1: like actually that they're probably used to being the only

550
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:35,240
Speaker 1: queer employee us. But that is why the show to

551
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:39,480
Speaker 1: me was so like magical and I like aid it

552
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:42,360
Speaker 1: up so voraciously and like why all my friends were

553
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:45,280
Speaker 1: just so obsessed with it. Where it's like you get

554
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:48,680
Speaker 1: to see one all of the tropes that as a

555
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:53,520
Speaker 1: gay person we like collect throughout our lives, like psycholocal

556
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:56,000
Speaker 1: girl who like you know, wants to hit him everyone

557
00:32:56,120 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 1: after like three shots of gold Schlager, who's literally everyone

558
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:07,120
Speaker 1: you know, like cringe, trans guy who's like sobbing in

559
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:09,760
Speaker 1: the corner because he's not getting like the tail that

560
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:12,960
Speaker 1: he wants. It's just like all of the above, like

561
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:15,840
Speaker 1: him and the who was it Jenna that he was

562
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:21,440
Speaker 1: like with then like kissing in the rain and making up.

563
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 1: Kai unfortunately got real old, real facts absolutely, like literally heartbreaking.

564
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,160
Speaker 1: I also feel like maybe this is like so men

565
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:32,720
Speaker 1: and we'll have to edit out. But like Kai was

566
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:34,160
Speaker 1: the reason why I was like, I'm going to be

567
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:37,960
Speaker 1: a brunette now. I no longer want to be like

568
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:40,880
Speaker 1: trans guy with like bleach blonde hair, Like I'm done,

569
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:44,520
Speaker 1: Like I'm putting that aside. I finally I've come to

570
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:46,880
Speaker 1: terms with it. Right, So there was that, and but

571
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:52,000
Speaker 1: also like Danny, who was like the nerdy one, was

572
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:54,959
Speaker 1: like trying to figure his place out in the world

573
00:33:55,120 --> 00:34:03,920
Speaker 1: and was like a like like so sweet and then

574
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 1: it's like him and it's also so funny because him

575
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:10,120
Speaker 1: and Kai were a perfect match, and like Kai is

576
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:14,680
Speaker 1: like actual like repulsion with that as a reality was

577
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 1: so challenging. I was like, dude is so sweet and

578
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:22,879
Speaker 1: cute because I absolutely know that couple. Absolutely. I mean

579
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:26,399
Speaker 1: that's the thing about watching the show, we know all

580
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:41,200
Speaker 1: of those people. How was the show received outside of

581
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:46,880
Speaker 1: I like, I don't even know. I don't know what

582
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:50,279
Speaker 1: I wonder And I feel like I would like to

583
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:53,720
Speaker 1: see like the Nielsen ratings because there hasn't been another

584
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:58,880
Speaker 1: season of another all queer season, because it does raise

585
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:03,919
Speaker 1: the question where it's like, obviously, would straight people want

586
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 1: to watch it? No? Why wouldn't they? Because it's so

587
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:12,880
Speaker 1: good it was It's such a perfect reality TV. I

588
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 1: feel like also like there the show to me, like

589
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:19,200
Speaker 1: this isolated season was like the strongest argument for just

590
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:23,319
Speaker 1: queer reality shows in general. Queer people thrive in that

591
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 1: environment because we make drama and drama, trauma, drinking. There

592
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:34,440
Speaker 1: was so much fucking five the five Oh yeah, there was.

593
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:41,520
Speaker 1: There was five in the five songs. I mean, if you're,

594
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:44,120
Speaker 1: if you're, if you decide to watch it on Paramount

595
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:45,680
Speaker 1: Plus when you get home, y'all should let us know

596
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:48,120
Speaker 1: who was in the five songs because I want to know.

597
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:49,719
Speaker 1: But there was a five song, yeah, and we would

598
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:52,920
Speaker 1: have everyone who is in the five song honest a guest, yes,

599
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,799
Speaker 1: but it's funny too that you were talking about math,

600
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 1: because the last episode of the show was I think

601
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:03,000
Speaker 1: it is carry just being like, we need to stop

602
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:05,279
Speaker 1: fucking each other and we have to figure out who

603
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:10,400
Speaker 1: are perfect matches through and Danny and Dan Danny the

604
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:13,680
Speaker 1: nerd and they literally like also, I love Carrie did

605
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:16,319
Speaker 1: not get enough play. She was like perfect hak girl.

606
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:19,680
Speaker 1: Same with Kylie, and she didn't get enough really open

607
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:25,960
Speaker 1: to Kylie, really want. I think they didn't have the

608
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:33,960
Speaker 1: like psychosis necessary to be good reality exactly. It's not

609
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,880
Speaker 1: like Jenna, who like wakes up in the morning and

610
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:41,160
Speaker 1: is still like in TikTok by Kesha and I'm going

611
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:45,960
Speaker 1: to end someone's fucking life tonight. I closed down every

612
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:50,600
Speaker 1: bar and like Landsing Michigan, like just so frightening. I'm

613
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:53,680
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna break my morphie blending breast in half

614
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:58,680
Speaker 1: and pull it out of your chest and do some

615
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 1: really bad imake literally or like justin Avery r Max,

616
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:04,799
Speaker 1: who were like, We're putting on a Hawaiian shirt and

617
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:09,480
Speaker 1: Chelsea boots and we are going to start conflict every night.

618
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:13,279
Speaker 1: The gay guys they well they're not gay there by um,

619
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:18,920
Speaker 1: everyone's faggot right. It's so funny because like you think

620
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:22,640
Speaker 1: on a show like this that like the you know MLM,

621
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:27,839
Speaker 1: and I don't mean not men loving men um like

622
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:30,719
Speaker 1: that they would be the sluttiest and most promiscuous. But

623
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:33,920
Speaker 1: they were, funnily enough, the people who coupled up the quickest,

624
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:38,239
Speaker 1: I know, subverting gender norms that But it was the

625
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:42,240
Speaker 1: w l w's. Yeah, it was these like crazy dikes

626
00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:46,000
Speaker 1: that just like ran through each other formula one style,

627
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:51,880
Speaker 1: like so fucking nasty, like one after the other. Because

628
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:54,400
Speaker 1: I I but this is also something that feels very

629
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,960
Speaker 1: true to life. I was going to say a tenant

630
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:59,719
Speaker 1: that I believe with all of me is that Dike

631
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:07,439
Speaker 1: trama is more fundamentally destructive than faggot drama. Trauma has

632
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:10,719
Speaker 1: the half life of like a ladybug, like in and out,

633
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:15,400
Speaker 1: But Dike drama is like trauma, it is time and

634
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:19,840
Speaker 1: time again, like these Dikes feud for and the question

635
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 1: for you have you watched Tampa Bay's. Tampa Bay's is

636
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:29,640
Speaker 1: a reality show on Amazon about a group of lesbian

637
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:33,879
Speaker 1: friends in Tampa and one of them has like returned

638
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:38,480
Speaker 1: from being gone for a while. She's like in in

639
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:42,359
Speaker 1: like Tallahassee, and she comes back and everyone's like, oh

640
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:47,960
Speaker 1: she's back. Her name is Cubby Cuffy not Cuy, and

641
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:52,839
Speaker 1: you're like, I know, the wrong consonant um. No, When

642
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:55,439
Speaker 1: like a Dike comes back, it's like you're back from war.

643
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:58,040
Speaker 1: It's literally it was like the beginning of Gossip Girl.

644
00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:00,320
Speaker 1: It's like someone saw Serena gritting off the train of

645
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:03,520
Speaker 1: Grand Central, but they're all lesbian. When a faggot moves

646
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:06,520
Speaker 1: back to town, it's like, hey, girl, do you want

647
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:08,880
Speaker 1: to go to the mall? Like I didn't realize he

648
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:12,160
Speaker 1: left because I know like twenty people who look just

649
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:15,040
Speaker 1: like you. Of course, no, but it really is extremely

650
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:17,239
Speaker 1: true to life. Well that was I mean, that's the

651
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:19,799
Speaker 1: funny thing about kai On. Are You the One? Was like,

652
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:22,920
Speaker 1: was very much this energy of someone we all know

653
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:26,960
Speaker 1: in far spaces, of a trans guy who like is

654
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:31,280
Speaker 1: still approaching relationships through the lens of like lesbian culture,

655
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:35,080
Speaker 1: but wanting to be approaching relationships through the lens of

656
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:37,799
Speaker 1: gay male culture and as like an annoying funk boy.

657
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:48,439
Speaker 1: A precedent to DAS. Honestly, second season Are You the one?

658
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:53,400
Speaker 1: If DAS existed, they absolutely would host it. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,

659
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:58,440
Speaker 1: I mean maybe they water season a funck Boy Island

660
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 1: on HBO. Have you watched fun Boy Island? I have

661
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:08,279
Speaker 1: love beautiful, perfect, and I just love I love a

662
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:13,680
Speaker 1: reality dating show too, because I like to have what

663
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:19,239
Speaker 1: the like pantheon of attractiveness be reflected back to me

664
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:23,120
Speaker 1: and then for me to be like wait, what, like

665
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:27,960
Speaker 1: I love I love being shown like these are America's

666
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:33,440
Speaker 1: hottest bachelors and I'm like, what, like why that's so

667
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:36,399
Speaker 1: t that's so true. It's like a marvel to see

668
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:41,400
Speaker 1: what people are attracted to. Totally, the most nondescription people

669
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:47,360
Speaker 1: think the most attractive queer people are manager because on

670
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 1: The Bachelor, you see all these women fighting over someone

671
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:52,719
Speaker 1: who like he is the most gorgeous person I've ever

672
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:55,680
Speaker 1: seen in my life, and he's like all fourheads. Okay,

673
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:58,279
Speaker 1: But I do think that the people on Are You

674
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:01,839
Speaker 1: the One are like, I think, like more believable, Like

675
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:05,080
Speaker 1: they look like they're like hot, but they also like

676
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 1: look normal totally, and I don't know any gained normal

677
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:14,439
Speaker 1: people know me either, not not my world. When the show,

678
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:16,759
Speaker 1: like first, when it was first kind of coming out

679
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:19,920
Speaker 1: and marketed as like the sexually fluid season, I remember

680
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:22,319
Speaker 1: feeling like very allergic to that because to me, like

681
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,840
Speaker 1: to be sexually fluid is kind of a thing that

682
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:28,040
Speaker 1: like pr girls tell like straight celebrities to say about

683
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:31,200
Speaker 1: their gender to evade controversy that they that they're doing

684
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:34,879
Speaker 1: or honestly like Lucas Hedges or like other like they're

685
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:37,000
Speaker 1: like slevies that have done that before. What's going on

686
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:40,440
Speaker 1: with her? I don't know, We'll see, but like anyways,

687
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:42,200
Speaker 1: I felt like I was like, that feels very like

688
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:44,799
Speaker 1: they should just say queer, you know what, But they

689
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:46,600
Speaker 1: think it's a bad word exactly. They think it's a

690
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:49,480
Speaker 1: bad So it was to me sexually fluid. I'm like, calm,

691
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:53,320
Speaker 1: piss It's like when I when you when I read sexually,

692
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:59,279
Speaker 1: I like sexual fluid. It's the first Pisskake season. Are

693
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:03,719
Speaker 1: you the one? It's the first like slipping slide like

694
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:15,520
Speaker 1: squir Anyways, I was the first all Come season. I

695
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:18,200
Speaker 1: remember being like really kind of like disarmed by the

696
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:19,799
Speaker 1: p s a s that are at the end of

697
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:22,320
Speaker 1: every episode that if you would like to support the

698
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:27,160
Speaker 1: sexually fluid community, if you want to support the community,

699
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:31,560
Speaker 1: like my whole life has been has been committed to

700
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:36,799
Speaker 1: supporting the sexually fluid community, usually through sexual fluid. I

701
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:40,120
Speaker 1: am sponsored by Sniffy's for sure. Um, but I remember

702
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:44,440
Speaker 1: what is Sniffy's. It's like the darker it's Grinder, but

703
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:47,480
Speaker 1: even Grinder, but it's on a web platform. Yeah yeah,

704
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:53,200
Speaker 1: you can't. It's Grinder for desktop and like no faces ever,

705
00:42:53,760 --> 00:43:01,960
Speaker 1: no faces pictures, pictures, but just concord. But I do

706
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:04,719
Speaker 1: remember when I started watching this show, I was like,

707
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 1: like actually very surprised by the effortlessness of the fluidity

708
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:12,400
Speaker 1: within the show. Like someone was like fuck a boy,

709
00:43:12,719 --> 00:43:16,719
Speaker 1: like and then a girl. I don't like that. That

710
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:20,880
Speaker 1: was really the only times people were like contesting with

711
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:24,080
Speaker 1: their sexuality was when it was like justin and or

712
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 1: like or what it was like bit and Jonathan and

713
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,960
Speaker 1: then Jonathan had to be like, oh, I'm having my

714
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,880
Speaker 1: own moment. But it was people were like slip and

715
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:36,000
Speaker 1: slide and who care? And then I remember it thought

716
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,040
Speaker 1: about parts. It's about hearts, and I remember like the

717
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:39,959
Speaker 1: kind of like we ho brows that are on the show.

718
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,480
Speaker 1: Like I remember being like, there's no way you're going

719
00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:43,560
Speaker 1: to sleep with a girl and like and then they do,

720
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 1: and it's so crazy because this is on paper, Like

721
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:50,000
Speaker 1: I heterosexual relationship, but like, you know, the snake has

722
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,200
Speaker 1: eaten its own tail and it's queer again. And I'm like,

723
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:54,960
Speaker 1: how is this? How does this feel like more radically

724
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,040
Speaker 1: queer than if they were like making out with the

725
00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:59,799
Speaker 1: guy And I'm like, if Max could fuck a guy

726
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:01,840
Speaker 1: and girl, I'm like, what's my excuse? You know what

727
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:04,960
Speaker 1: I mean, It's like everyone watching at home, it's like,

728
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:08,920
Speaker 1: let's like, let's get some fluidity going. It's like, let's

729
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:10,600
Speaker 1: if they can do it, we can all do it.

730
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:14,000
Speaker 1: I just think it's part of like the pan sexual, bisexual,

731
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:18,799
Speaker 1: queering indoctrination of the world that I wish to see.

732
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:24,319
Speaker 1: We're all just a series of holes, and just of

733
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:26,959
Speaker 1: the show that we haven't discussed yet is the relationship

734
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:31,799
Speaker 1: expert element of that. Remember her name? I'm sure it

735
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:34,560
Speaker 1: was like, I don't know, like Greta or Hannah. Yeah.

736
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:38,919
Speaker 1: She it's it's it's like it's like Mrs Doctor who

737
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:45,120
Speaker 1: has like a very like pink misunderstood haircut. Yes, and

738
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:52,799
Speaker 1: then like one gigantic tattoo's giving a brown She grew

739
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 1: up like I don't know, like on like long beach round.

740
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:06,080
Speaker 1: She you knew how to surf and well apparently they

741
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:09,360
Speaker 1: like they interviewed like all of their like exit apparently

742
00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:12,239
Speaker 1: they like interviewed all of their like exes and like

743
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:19,640
Speaker 1: moms and basically like, can you imagine like what it

744
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:21,719
Speaker 1: would happen to you on this I'm just gonna say

745
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:26,840
Speaker 1: it island, um because it's a it's an island in

746
00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:28,640
Speaker 1: my brain. Can you imagine what would happened if you

747
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:31,920
Speaker 1: were a contestant on this show and someone has interviewed

748
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:34,719
Speaker 1: everyone you've like hooked up with or like been in

749
00:45:34,719 --> 00:45:39,280
Speaker 1: a room? How would they find though about me personally?

750
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:43,680
Speaker 1: All my exes are very scared of me. Yeah, they would.

751
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:45,880
Speaker 1: They would like they would like go through all my

752
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:50,239
Speaker 1: old Craigslist emails and people would be like who oh him,

753
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:58,960
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, it makes sense. It would be a

754
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:02,160
Speaker 1: lot of people be like, good, good for her, she

755
00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:13,160
Speaker 1: l a, she's happy. Good name? Love that my name?

756
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:16,920
Speaker 1: Please don't ask them, do not ask my name. There

757
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,239
Speaker 1: was a challenge they had to do with the Relationship

758
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:22,719
Speaker 1: Expert that I do think is brilliant, where they had

759
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:27,440
Speaker 1: to put together a piece of ikea furniture coup like

760
00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:30,600
Speaker 1: that's actually like whatever. In turn wrote that that's like

761
00:46:30,719 --> 00:46:35,360
Speaker 1: so brilliant culture, lesbian culture. I would say, I'm I

762
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:37,640
Speaker 1: don't know if identifies a lesbian identify as a Dike

763
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:41,040
Speaker 1: for sure, and then in like a Dike relationship, and

764
00:46:41,239 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 1: I don't put it together. That's none of my business.

765
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 1: I do think that I do think Galaxy Brain would

766
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:51,680
Speaker 1: have been making them go to Ikea, but they probably

767
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:53,960
Speaker 1: I don't think. No, they're like on the island off

768
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,160
Speaker 1: the coast of Cuba, will if you try to leave

769
00:46:56,160 --> 00:47:01,240
Speaker 1: your electrocuted, so there's no I keas there. I remember

770
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:03,880
Speaker 1: that challenge was really surprising because the large majority of

771
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:05,719
Speaker 1: the things that they have to do, like in terms

772
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:09,120
Speaker 1: of like activities, programming, challenges, are actually very they felt

773
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:12,000
Speaker 1: very not of the queer imagination. Yeah, I mean I

774
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:14,360
Speaker 1: think they had except for the Glitter Party. Yeah. That

775
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:18,719
Speaker 1: they're the queer problem, the dot sponsored queer problem. And

776
00:47:18,719 --> 00:47:24,160
Speaker 1: they're all like mervays. That is the that is the

777
00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:27,920
Speaker 1: first thought for like queers being um, you know, like

778
00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:34,000
Speaker 1: free and like yes, it's always mermaids, right, and I know,

779
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:36,120
Speaker 1: but that but also it's like I guess one thought

780
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:39,360
Speaker 1: I'm having about why mervays come first. It's like, but

781
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:42,480
Speaker 1: where's the whole But if queer people could figure out

782
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:45,040
Speaker 1: how to fund as mermaids, it would be queer people

783
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:49,279
Speaker 1: how to figure it out. Yeah, yeah, the technology is there,

784
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:52,320
Speaker 1: we have the technology, will just make a little shim

785
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:55,440
Speaker 1: like cut a hole out. I'm like usually very cynical

786
00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 1: when it comes to things like a queer problem or whatever.

787
00:47:58,080 --> 00:47:59,919
Speaker 1: Like I think, I don't know, it wasn't even working

788
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,680
Speaker 1: idea so long. I've just kind of seen the same

789
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:05,000
Speaker 1: idea over and over again. But my heart melted so

790
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:10,920
Speaker 1: hard during only like watching these boys put glitter on

791
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:15,520
Speaker 1: and be like, oh my god, so middle school, we're

792
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:20,160
Speaker 1: watching a one a grind train, like five people all

793
00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 1: like a fac right, it's like all like breaking it

794
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:33,160
Speaker 1: down in slow motion. Yes, where it's like you're throwing

795
00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:36,160
Speaker 1: glitter in the air and playing. Someone has to clean

796
00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:38,920
Speaker 1: that up, right or I guess it just becomes like

797
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:42,279
Speaker 1: the microplastics that we like eat now it just goes

798
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:45,600
Speaker 1: back up and becomes toxic. Ran But yeah, it was

799
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:50,200
Speaker 1: extremely wholesome, and I usually detest anything that's wholesome. But

800
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:52,879
Speaker 1: I just think that they have all been like somatically

801
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:57,839
Speaker 1: processing their traumas so immensely, like they deserved that. Well,

802
00:48:57,960 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 1: that's The thing is the season started out like so horny,

803
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:03,680
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh, yeah, they all want to fuck

804
00:49:03,719 --> 00:49:06,040
Speaker 1: each other. Yeah, the first sexually fluid season of the

805
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:08,960
Speaker 1: Are You the One? And then it turns by the

806
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:12,520
Speaker 1: end surprisingly sweet and in the last episode they all

807
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:15,279
Speaker 1: want to work together to get the money and with

808
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:18,279
Speaker 1: straight people that would never happen. I've never watched another

809
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:20,200
Speaker 1: season of the show, but I already know it wouldn't happen.

810
00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:21,960
Speaker 1: Like and with at least half the cast in the

811
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 1: first episode. You watched the first episode, You're like, I'm

812
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:25,759
Speaker 1: not rooting for you. I'm not rooting for you. Don't

813
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:27,880
Speaker 1: remember you, like there are a lot of people. You're like,

814
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:32,440
Speaker 1: there's I'm not invested at all, and you become invested

815
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:35,799
Speaker 1: in pretty much every single character. Is kind of arc

816
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:39,000
Speaker 1: because it does really feel hurt and it is beautiful

817
00:49:39,719 --> 00:49:44,600
Speaker 1: that they were never until like do date the clock

818
00:49:44,719 --> 00:49:48,600
Speaker 1: is striking thinking about making money. They were like, I'm

819
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:51,319
Speaker 1: really just here to like fucking suck, and then they

820
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:55,360
Speaker 1: were like, wait, all right, there's a million dollars. I

821
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:58,520
Speaker 1: guess we can like make a flow chart really quick.

822
00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:13,800
Speaker 1: I don't know if you all know this, Like Industry

823
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:18,319
Speaker 1: Insider scoop. What do they eat on the island? They

824
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:22,000
Speaker 1: soil and I think they had to cook for themselves,

825
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:27,360
Speaker 1: so they weren't eating they like they're they're fridges stocked

826
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:29,879
Speaker 1: and then they have to figure meals out themselves. Oh

827
00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:31,600
Speaker 1: my god. So they were just I don't know, eating

828
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:34,320
Speaker 1: like Keena the whole time, Like what do you remember

829
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:36,360
Speaker 1: watching them eat a lot of Ben and Jerry's? I

830
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:40,799
Speaker 1: would Ben and Jerry, but if you like, I hope

831
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:43,839
Speaker 1: it's like, what can I say? I know, how would

832
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:48,440
Speaker 1: they I guess they could just bring um? Yeah? Did

833
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:51,440
Speaker 1: or did they provide that? Like that's what I was wondering.

834
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:53,879
Speaker 1: What was in the house? Like was their shell full

835
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:59,440
Speaker 1: of condoms, douches, lube poppers like um, like a shoot

836
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:11,960
Speaker 1: of a laundry machine, sewing sentinel strips, yes, sentinel right,

837
00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:15,839
Speaker 1: a little like you know, place for your for kai

838
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:21,399
Speaker 1: syringes to go? Yeah, where is he depositing? Yeah? I'm

839
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:24,080
Speaker 1: shocked that no one else came out as trans over

840
00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:27,000
Speaker 1: the course of the season. Well it's so true because

841
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:29,279
Speaker 1: I'm not watching drag Race right now. But isn't that

842
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:35,520
Speaker 1: everyone everyone girl, girl girl half of the cast is

843
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:39,080
Speaker 1: trans and you know, RuPaul is in his trailer like

844
00:51:39,239 --> 00:51:43,719
Speaker 1: throwing things at the literally he is like melting and shrinking,

845
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:47,040
Speaker 1: and he's like becoming a little raisin. Yeah, it's the

846
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:49,040
Speaker 1: best way to stick it to him. But that's the thing, is,

847
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Speaker 1: like it sucks that actually that Drag Race is the

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Speaker 1: only queer reality show, like the only one that has

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00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:59,040
Speaker 1: made it to the mainstream or even anything even close

850
00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:01,399
Speaker 1: to the mainstream. Well, I had a little there's also

851
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Speaker 1: Queer Eye. Well but is that a reality show. It's

852
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:08,000
Speaker 1: more like a makeover. Yeah, you know, well I having

853
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:11,160
Speaker 1: a reality competition is what I meant to say, reality competition.

854
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:13,879
Speaker 1: I had like a tweet slash Instagram post that went

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Speaker 1: viral where I said I love reality shows because I

856
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:21,400
Speaker 1: like watching straight people be psychologically terrorized. And so some

857
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:23,319
Speaker 1: people saw that it did some numbers, and then some

858
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:26,759
Speaker 1: people were commenting like, oh, well, well do you count

859
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:30,440
Speaker 1: drag Race, And I was like, yes, yes, absolutely, yes,

860
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Speaker 1: of course I like when gay people are psychologically terrorized more.

861
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:39,920
Speaker 1: Obviously it's community harm. That's what we're here for. And

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00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:43,720
Speaker 1: this season did, of course have the first six heterosexual

863
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:49,720
Speaker 1: contestant of h Yeah, so at least one straight person

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00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:52,560
Speaker 1: was being terrorized and he was being terrorism. If you

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Speaker 1: got to conceptualize the reality show where you got to

866
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:58,439
Speaker 1: terrorize straight people or queer people, what would it look like.

867
00:52:58,680 --> 00:53:01,920
Speaker 1: It would definitely be a data show. And I've always

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00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:05,160
Speaker 1: thought about this. I also really want to be on

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00:53:05,239 --> 00:53:10,520
Speaker 1: reality TV one day. That's definitely a goal of mine.

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00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:12,680
Speaker 1: I don't really know where I would be able to

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00:53:12,719 --> 00:53:15,719
Speaker 1: fit into that, but I believe that with enough like

872
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:21,640
Speaker 1: diversity and inclusion training, they could have like they could

873
00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:25,440
Speaker 1: fit like a rancid like non binary with like chip teeth,

874
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:31,399
Speaker 1: who like whose fingers are always sticky, like somewhere to play.

875
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:37,080
Speaker 1: But I think, I really think it would be all

876
00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:41,840
Speaker 1: of the dating shows combined. And I think that the

877
00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:47,320
Speaker 1: twist would be maybe that they like. Well, I think

878
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:52,400
Speaker 1: what I would want and what I don't like. Here's

879
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:54,120
Speaker 1: what I'm trying to say. There would have to be

880
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:56,640
Speaker 1: a lot of fucking. It would have to be like

881
00:53:56,680 --> 00:53:59,600
Speaker 1: a fucking centric show. Would have to be part of

882
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:06,000
Speaker 1: the concert exactly. Literally the one comes the one where

883
00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:10,000
Speaker 1: I don't I think that there would be psychological Oh no,

884
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:12,480
Speaker 1: here's what it would be. You would be psychological warfare.

885
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:17,000
Speaker 1: Because it would be the first one that's somehow threaded

886
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:23,719
Speaker 1: in polyamory, feel like or are you the two are

887
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:26,319
Speaker 1: many people? That's the thing about are you the one?

888
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:29,879
Speaker 1: Is like it's still a very polyamorous it's it's well

889
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:33,160
Speaker 1: it is, but like it's still a very heteronormative end

890
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:36,839
Speaker 1: goal because they all have to have one person. So

891
00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:39,359
Speaker 1: on your show, we're turning that on its head, right,

892
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:42,200
Speaker 1: So my show would be like lots of fucking would

893
00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:44,719
Speaker 1: be like polyamorous where there could be more than one

894
00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:48,480
Speaker 1: person you could end up because then that then that

895
00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:51,920
Speaker 1: makes it even messier and more complicated. Like maybe people

896
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:56,560
Speaker 1: would go on with their polycules like wife swap, but

897
00:54:56,600 --> 00:55:00,560
Speaker 1: like polycule swap, or it could be like more get

898
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:05,640
Speaker 1: me in the barroom, or maybe it's someone's like punk squad,

899
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:09,560
Speaker 1: Yes exactly. I think that would be great where it's like,

900
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:13,840
Speaker 1: how can we make all of them do their dishes

901
00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:23,319
Speaker 1: somehow somehow chore wheel because like Resort Island is like

902
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:27,040
Speaker 1: to it's not it's not queer enough, Like it would

903
00:55:27,080 --> 00:55:33,480
Speaker 1: have to take place at a squad, Yes, it would

904
00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:36,760
Speaker 1: have to take place like in the mountains of North Carolina,

905
00:55:37,239 --> 00:55:39,799
Speaker 1: where it's like where are all of the queers like

906
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:44,120
Speaker 1: living in their land projects and how can we follow

907
00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:47,600
Speaker 1: them through there? But I think I would also really

908
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:52,080
Speaker 1: want to have one in the vein of the real

909
00:55:52,239 --> 00:55:55,600
Speaker 1: alt word, where it like happens like in Los Angeles.

910
00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:59,120
Speaker 1: I love like that, so where it's like the old

911
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:03,080
Speaker 1: style where you're in the city, because I love like

912
00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:06,640
Speaker 1: Dike drama that happens like at a bar where oh,

913
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:11,960
Speaker 1: who's just walked in? You know where I could see

914
00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:15,719
Speaker 1: this happening is in New Orleans because New Orleans has

915
00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:20,759
Speaker 1: a very like a very femilining queer community and it's

916
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:24,839
Speaker 1: like very punk. Everyone suck each other and they fight

917
00:56:25,239 --> 00:56:31,319
Speaker 1: and they fight, they fight fighting. Okay, so we're so

918
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:37,040
Speaker 1: the real world, but the polyamorous Okay, so it's like Paul,

919
00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:45,279
Speaker 1: It's like polyamorous fat life somehow, right. Sex workers are

920
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:49,920
Speaker 1: their challenges are still games because I like the challenges

921
00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:54,200
Speaker 1: because it forces people to work together. So I think

922
00:56:54,239 --> 00:56:58,560
Speaker 1: some of the challenges would be like I need you

923
00:56:58,680 --> 00:57:02,200
Speaker 1: all to like make up for Tata after like doing

924
00:57:02,239 --> 00:57:06,359
Speaker 1: a line of Kendemy. And we also need some kind

925
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:10,040
Speaker 1: of twist, because that's what all reality dating shows need now,

926
00:57:10,239 --> 00:57:13,920
Speaker 1: is some kind of gimmick or twists. So the twists

927
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:17,120
Speaker 1: would be what if we forced some of the people

928
00:57:17,160 --> 00:57:23,680
Speaker 1: to transition. I as, yeah, we would have to transition

929
00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:26,920
Speaker 1: would have to be like a good like forced feminizations,

930
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:31,240
Speaker 1: like you take them like you take the most like Muscily,

931
00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:35,440
Speaker 1: like we ho gay guy of the pack and are

932
00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:41,000
Speaker 1: like your name is Iris, now up. Yeah, and it's

933
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:45,280
Speaker 1: like giving you like a skim's body and like just

934
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:47,600
Speaker 1: like twenty four hours where you can't go to the

935
00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:51,000
Speaker 1: jam and we're just gonna see what happens. Yeah, maybe

936
00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:53,280
Speaker 1: it's like if we're doing it like punk style, it's

937
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:56,680
Speaker 1: like we're forcing them to like live away from their animals.

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00:57:57,360 --> 00:58:01,640
Speaker 1: I think that extremely challenging. My god, I have like

939
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:05,520
Speaker 1: your dog with you while you were like traversing these

940
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:08,720
Speaker 1: lines of like your psycho sexual And it could be

941
00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:10,400
Speaker 1: part of the twist is that they told them that

942
00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:15,480
Speaker 1: they could bring their dogs and you can't anymore. But

943
00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:16,960
Speaker 1: I don't know if I would want mine to have

944
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:19,320
Speaker 1: a twist. I think that I would really want it

945
00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:23,240
Speaker 1: to be like you're coming and looking for love, but

946
00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:27,680
Speaker 1: you can bring your existing partner with you, but you're

947
00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:31,080
Speaker 1: like polyamorous, so so it's like you're going with your

948
00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:39,560
Speaker 1: partners looking to expand your polycuele and then the challenges

949
00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:43,480
Speaker 1: would be, like you all have to like go to

950
00:58:43,640 --> 00:58:46,880
Speaker 1: Costco together, but none of you have a membership, so

951
00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:48,720
Speaker 1: you have to like figure out who's going to sign

952
00:58:48,760 --> 00:58:52,680
Speaker 1: up for it, or like one of you tries to

953
00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:55,120
Speaker 1: like get a like get a credit card. You have

954
00:58:55,120 --> 00:59:00,200
Speaker 1: bad credit, like you would have extremely like banal all

955
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:02,080
Speaker 1: things you have getting you have to wait in the

956
00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:06,640
Speaker 1: pharmacy line at callum lord. Literally you have to fill

957
00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:12,480
Speaker 1: out literally one like form, literally one form, just literally

958
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:15,200
Speaker 1: anything that requires a signature. Try to get a rental

959
00:59:15,240 --> 00:59:17,280
Speaker 1: car from enterprise, you have to go. You have to

960
00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:23,160
Speaker 1: go to a party where you're not on the list. Heartbreaking, heartbreaking. Yeah,

961
00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:26,680
Speaker 1: So I think some other fun challenging a plant alive

962
00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:32,680
Speaker 1: Maybe that would be hard, pimple popping fun things said

963
00:59:32,720 --> 00:59:34,800
Speaker 1: I love to do with my partner. You have to

964
00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:39,600
Speaker 1: you have to drink dairy milk. Well, the most controversial

965
00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:42,560
Speaker 1: thing about me is that when I very rarely get

966
00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:44,240
Speaker 1: any cream in my coffee. But if I do, it's

967
00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:49,600
Speaker 1: actual cream. If I do, you're not queer. I'm literally heterosexual.

968
00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:53,160
Speaker 1: I'm just transitioning to straight. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I get

969
00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:58,760
Speaker 1: like a quartado with whole milk, and everyone's like, wow,

970
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:03,040
Speaker 1: I like drink milk anymore. And I used to love

971
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:06,480
Speaker 1: like I would love a glass of whole milk when

972
01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:08,840
Speaker 1: I used to be a nanny in college, Like one

973
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:11,680
Speaker 1: of my favorite things was that they bought really bougee milk.

974
01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:13,960
Speaker 1: And when I ate dinner with the kids, we would

975
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:17,280
Speaker 1: all have a glass of milk and it helps. So decadent,

976
01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:21,480
Speaker 1: that's white culture. I'm sorry. Eating eating having a glass

977
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:23,960
Speaker 1: of milk with like a whole plate of pasta is

978
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:28,120
Speaker 1: like disgusting to me, like to meat milk, and in theory,

979
01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:30,880
Speaker 1: in theory, it does sound good to me now, but

980
01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:33,480
Speaker 1: like I know that I couldn't do it and that

981
01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:37,280
Speaker 1: my body would feel so disgusting afterwards. Well, I have

982
01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:41,960
Speaker 1: a joke where I'm like, set a cheeny carbonara literally

983
01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:44,240
Speaker 1: has the ability to put my friends in the hospital.

984
01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:50,320
Speaker 1: Chicken Alfredo is like a public health risk, like the

985
01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:54,480
Speaker 1: novel coronavirus food. It's like that is like more damaging.

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01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:03,280
Speaker 1: If there are any Los Angeles based virgins out there,

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Speaker 1: I am throwing a party called Gorgeous Gorgeous sit down

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Speaker 1: in downtown l A. It is you know, a cute

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Speaker 1: little pop music party for some queer and trans ends.

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Speaker 1: I will be forcing Rose to go um even though

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Speaker 1: I'll be there, I already bought a ticket. Did you really?

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Speaker 1: Oh wow? I love that you bought a ticket. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'll be there on the early shift. I will be there,

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Speaker 1: like you know, when the bar opens for twenty minutes.

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Speaker 1: So if any visions want to come and talk to

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Speaker 1: us for the first twenty minutes of the party, we

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Speaker 1: will be there to schmooz um. I won't promise that

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Speaker 1: I will talk to you. Can find the ticket link

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Speaker 1: in my Instagram bio is tomorrow technically this Friday, April

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