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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this special Black Friday

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Speaker 1: episode of The Daily's Like Guys t d z's Favorite Things.

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Speaker 1: I'm Jack O'Brien. Yep you are, Oh, Miles great, Hey

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Speaker 1: what's up? Man? And we're also joined by whoa, it's her?

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Speaker 1: Uh so, guys hit her. This episode, we're doing something

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Speaker 1: a little different. We are going to talk about some

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Speaker 1: of our favorite things on this most consumerist of all days,

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Speaker 1: the Black the Black Friday. Yeah, yeah, stuff that's really special.

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Speaker 1: Talk got your cyber Monday coming up, so, uh you know,

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Speaker 1: just it's a feeding frenzy out there, folks. I don't

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Speaker 1: I don't have to tell you you've seen the local

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Speaker 1: news reports about people just beating the ship out of

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Speaker 1: each other to get to those flat screen sales. Um so,

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Speaker 1: my things are very deadish, old man things. Miles is

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Speaker 1: are also very on brand, very daddish for me to know.

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Speaker 1: Yours are super on brand. Uh, and annas are ever

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Speaker 1: and everything is miniature. Uh well, why don't you talk

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Speaker 1: about your first super producer as Speaking of miniature, my

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Speaker 1: first favorite thing, if you will, is the world's smallest vacuum.

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Speaker 1: It's a handback that's really tiny. It's about the size

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Speaker 1: of your hand. But it's perfect for picking up those

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Speaker 1: little crumbs when you don't want to pull out that uh,

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Speaker 1: that giant hand vacuum. What what what makes us better

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Speaker 1: than a regular sized handback which is also a smaller

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Speaker 1: vacuum because I use it to vacuum the crumbs off

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Speaker 1: my laptop. Right, But why can't I just use my

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Speaker 1: regular sized handback for that? Because then you have to

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Speaker 1: go get a giant handback. What's your hands to regular hands?

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Speaker 1: From the presumption that other handbacks are giant, Well, once

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Speaker 1: you use this tiny one that's very convenient and you

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Speaker 1: can take it everywhere with you and clean up after yourself,

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Speaker 1: you will realize all these handbacks are actually monstrosities. It

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Speaker 1: does look like one of the handback, like a handback

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Speaker 1: that's been putting in a shrink machine like you microwave

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Speaker 1: it turn into a key chain. Boy, I'm curious, and

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Speaker 1: what is your day to day handback exactly? Is it

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Speaker 1: just a shop back? Oh? No, I mean I have.

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Speaker 1: I think I have like a dirt devil and I

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Speaker 1: have the way you talk about it, I was I

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Speaker 1: was picturing something so cumbersome. I have to one for

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Speaker 1: animal hair and one for human human remains human, one

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Speaker 1: for animal hair, one for human. Basically, I have them

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Speaker 1: for cat litter because my cats are monsters. Oh yeah, see,

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Speaker 1: that's why you need one of those little mats that

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Speaker 1: you put in front of the litter box. I have that.

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Speaker 1: But for some reason, these mothers and and the worst

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Speaker 1: part is the litter box entrances are all faced towards

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Speaker 1: the wall, and yet they somehow can get the litter

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Speaker 1: from across the room. Yep, I hear that. I don't

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Speaker 1: care about any of this as a non catch. Kids.

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Speaker 1: Kids are like cats, understand, but only the youngest one

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Speaker 1: goes in a litter box. True, but you can give

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Speaker 1: your child a tiny handfac and they'll just think it's

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Speaker 1: so fun and they'll clean up they do. Yeah, Ramsey

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Speaker 1: loves vacuums. Okay, well there you go, give him a

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Speaker 1: small one. He'll be like, perfect, they made one for me. Actually,

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Speaker 1: this leads into my first pick kind of perfectly, because

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Speaker 1: mine is the opposite of a vacuum. It's accorded leafblower,

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Speaker 1: specifically the Toro Power Jet F seven hundred forty mph. Uh.

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Speaker 1: This this bad boy comes in a cheap fifty seven dollars,

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Speaker 1: which is half what other leaf blowers call lost gas.

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Speaker 1: Leaf blowers are illegal in l A. Uh so I

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Speaker 1: gotta plug in one, and it's surprisingly powerful. And uh kids, kids, really,

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Speaker 1: my son really digs it. Are you doing a lot

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Speaker 1: of We're both confused. What you do? Do you allow

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Speaker 1: them do a lot of yard work or something? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What's it for? It is that how you clean up

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Speaker 1: your kid's toys with a leaflow just get you can

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Speaker 1: clear the dishes at the end of the d everything

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Speaker 1: your helm is. That's why you need a tiny back.

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Speaker 1: If you have a driveway or like any paved area,

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Speaker 1: it's great to just clear that ship off. It's good

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Speaker 1: for if you have a lot of if you have

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Speaker 1: leaves that fall anywhere, like on your property, it's good

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Speaker 1: to just like get them off and it looks a

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Speaker 1: starts looking a little pristine. I ask why cordless ones

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't know. Uh that is that looks Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's it. That's that's the one. Hell yeah, hell yeah.

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Speaker 1: By the way, guys, we're putting all these items in

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Speaker 1: the footnotes. Spend all you can buy your son that

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Speaker 1: leaf blower he's always wanted for Christmas. I mean, so

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Speaker 1: why not? Why not get him started on a new

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Speaker 1: career idea? Miles, how about you? What's your first pick

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Speaker 1: that sucking and blowing? Mine is uh called the suck

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Speaker 1: blow and what it is, It's actually called cabit scum

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Speaker 1: and it's a Japanese device that I like to cabbage

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Speaker 1: with to make your razor thin. I love eating cabbage.

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Speaker 1: See these are things are gonna this is this is

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Speaker 1: why you tune into tune into these episodes. I had

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Speaker 1: a lot. I like cabbage and I like to cut

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Speaker 1: cutlet for those who are uninitiated, And it's a very

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Speaker 1: I just it's like how I get a lot of

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Speaker 1: my vegetables. I just love cabbage, and this cuts it

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Speaker 1: so thin. You put it on top and you sort

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Speaker 1: of swirl it around like a shaved ice machine. But

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Speaker 1: the cabbage comes out like an angel's hair and angel's

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Speaker 1: armpit hair is so feathery and light. But it smells

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Speaker 1: like cabbage. But I don't know, I guess rock cabbage.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't really smell. It's more than cooked cabbage. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: a little bit of that smell out. But for me,

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Speaker 1: I love it, baby. And this is a very like look.

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Speaker 1: I know it's a it's a device that is mostly

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Speaker 1: in Japan. You can sometimes find them on Amazon, but

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Speaker 1: they also have different so if you want this style right,

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Speaker 1: The mandolin is not an instrument from medieval times. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if it's like goes that far back, but

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Speaker 1: it's like that huge. It looks like a washboard that

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Speaker 1: You can also get a cabbage slicer. I also have

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Speaker 1: one of those and keep showing me things on Amazon. Uh.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I think that's just one of the things

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Speaker 1: from time to time, I'm cooking every now and then.

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Speaker 1: But that's a that's a simple dish man. You just

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Speaker 1: want to get your vegetables in, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 1: Get you something cabbage very on brand for me, and

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Speaker 1: what's your next item? You know, thanks for asking jack Um,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna pretend I'm on what's that qbs qbc um.

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Speaker 1: You know this is something I bought a while back

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Speaker 1: recommending it to everyone. Uh. It's those ACU pressure matt

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Speaker 1: and pillow set. It basically is a matt that's like

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Speaker 1: covered in spikes and a pillow that's covered in spikes.

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Speaker 1: It's wild. It really hurts if you accidentally step on it.

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Speaker 1: But if you like lay down either shirtless, whatever, if

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Speaker 1: you're a woman's sports brought whatever, shirtless, live your life. Um,

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Speaker 1: it helps just release a lot of pressure and like

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Speaker 1: to like, uh, you know, it just hits pressure points

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Speaker 1: the nail bed I sleep on. Sure, yeah, but it's

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Speaker 1: but like it doesn't hurt and you're like very relaxed,

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Speaker 1: like you could sleep on it. It hurts to step

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Speaker 1: But if you lay on it with your back, yes,

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Speaker 1: wear a T shirt. Can't. But then if you lay

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Speaker 1: good that you can actually you can put it on

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Speaker 1: me tell you guys, I lay on it, I feel good. Wow.

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Speaker 1: I guess we've I guess we know your secret. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And I got one from my dad and he loves it.

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Speaker 1: For my second pick, I'm going with the de Walt

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Speaker 1: twelve amp corded electric leafblower. What how many leaf blowers

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Speaker 1: I know my ships sold? Uh So my second pick

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Speaker 1: toy trucks, Brewer brand. What's a Brewer toy truck. It's

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Speaker 1: just like toy trucks like you know Tonka trucks and

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Speaker 1: ship like that, but Brewder actually like you can get

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Speaker 1: replacement parts, like you can order away for replacement parts

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Speaker 1: so my son has an excavator, which is one of

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Speaker 1: those big Scooper things. Yeah, like these, yeah exactly truck. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the crane truck. I've ordered a replacement part and fixed it.

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Speaker 1: And it's very they're very simple, like they're simple machines,

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Speaker 1: but you feel like you're fixing something when you when

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Speaker 1: you order the replacement. It's fine to imagine you've been like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and you're just working on it. Let me underneath this,

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Speaker 1: with a pack of Marboro Resime, do you kid pass

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Speaker 1: the wrench? It's one of those toy wrenches. He's like, God,

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Speaker 1: damn it. But I mean, so kids are like at

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Speaker 1: least my son is really into construction sites, like we'll

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Speaker 1: go to construction sites and just like watch trucks work

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Speaker 1: it's really dope, like just watching the machines work. And

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Speaker 1: go do something, and the pigeon like pops in it's like,

422
00:24:40,119 --> 00:24:43,760
Speaker 1: hey can I drive. It's interesting that in popular culture

423
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:46,959
Speaker 1: we've decided that pigeons are dirt bags, yeah, because they

424
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:50,080
Speaker 1: are like, we don't trust to like we're like pigeons,

425
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:53,480
Speaker 1: those are rats. Let me tell you this is this

426
00:24:53,560 --> 00:25:00,000
Speaker 1: is the best thing that's happened to pigeons since Mike Tyson. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

427
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:03,359
Speaker 1: he's a really lovable kid. But like kids like just

428
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:06,000
Speaker 1: see this character and they're like the pigeon, they're like

429
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:10,600
Speaker 1: freak out that. And uh, the minions are like the

430
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:14,320
Speaker 1: minions really are just like hacked into some part of

431
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:17,320
Speaker 1: a children's brain. That like because their shapes are easy

432
00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:20,880
Speaker 1: to understand. It's like you can draw a minion really

433
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:23,920
Speaker 1: easy as a kid. But yeah, I think I talked

434
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:26,679
Speaker 1: on the show about how we were like scrolling past

435
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:29,879
Speaker 1: that Despicable Me moved me and my son, who had

436
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:31,800
Speaker 1: never seen a minion before, is like, I want the

437
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:34,320
Speaker 1: yellow guys, like, show me the yellow guys like, and

438
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:38,560
Speaker 1: just has ever since been obsessed with the minions, but

439
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:41,159
Speaker 1: he calls them the yellow I have two things about minions. One,

440
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:44,119
Speaker 1: I believe Ian Abramson while back tweeted that they're just

441
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:49,480
Speaker 1: a metaphor for the pharmaceutical pill industry. And then too,

442
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:53,280
Speaker 1: I know someone who knows the guy who create like

443
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:56,199
Speaker 1: the animator who designed the minions, and they told me

444
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:59,359
Speaker 1: that he's very minion esque, like he acts like a minion,

445
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:06,359
Speaker 1: like it's somewhat based off his own weird and so

446
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,840
Speaker 1: this adult must act to one year. He's got, he's

447
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:15,360
Speaker 1: very he doesn't speak English. It's always like running into himself,

448
00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:21,200
Speaker 1: always runs into walls. He's great ideas, though, Miles, what's

449
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:25,360
Speaker 1: your next pig? It's a video game, and I've been

450
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:28,720
Speaker 1: playing a lot of games this year, from FIFA to

451
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:31,240
Speaker 1: Division two. Shout out to who was playing with me

452
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:34,880
Speaker 1: on there. I was playing Ghost Reek on Breakpoint, which

453
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:38,120
Speaker 1: is such a massive letdown, but I'm loyal to the franchise,

454
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:41,640
Speaker 1: so I slogged through it. But this game was such

455
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:44,760
Speaker 1: a good refreshing game to play after that. And it

456
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:47,720
Speaker 1: is a Star Wars game, because I also love Star

457
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:51,359
Speaker 1: Wars and it's Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order. Now you say,

458
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:53,640
Speaker 1: what the funk is that? And why should I care? Well,

459
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:56,119
Speaker 1: what is it? It's a video game where you're a Jedi.

460
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:57,440
Speaker 1: Why should you care? I don't know. If you don't

461
00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:58,960
Speaker 1: like Star Wars or video games, you might want to

462
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:01,520
Speaker 1: skip this part. How However, the thing that's really great

463
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,359
Speaker 1: about it, it's like this game where you're a Jedi

464
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:06,880
Speaker 1: and right now the Jedis are gone and we're trying

465
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:10,320
Speaker 1: to rebuild the Jedi uh, the Jedi Council, and this

466
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:12,479
Speaker 1: dude who's like working in a scrapyard. Is low Ki

467
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:14,200
Speaker 1: a Jedi, but he's not. He's trying to keep it

468
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:15,800
Speaker 1: on the low because the Empire is trying to get

469
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:19,320
Speaker 1: rid of everybody who's like force sensitive. And then he

470
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:21,840
Speaker 1: starts coming back into he starts remembering all his powers

471
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:23,359
Speaker 1: and ship, and you're just sucking it up with a

472
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:27,560
Speaker 1: lightsaber basically. However, like there were past games like with

473
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:30,359
Speaker 1: the character Star Killer that e A had, where you

474
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:32,320
Speaker 1: could just like button mash and you would just like

475
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:35,120
Speaker 1: wipe out everybody, like nothing could mess with you because

476
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:38,119
Speaker 1: you're very powerful, this game forces you to be a

477
00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:41,400
Speaker 1: little more patient as you play forces. Thank you so much,

478
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:43,919
Speaker 1: you caught up. You caught that one um. Like normally

479
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 1: in a game like this, if you've played like Arkham

480
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:49,560
Speaker 1: Asylum or like the mortor Middle Earth game that they had,

481
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:51,800
Speaker 1: that Lord of the Rings slasher game, like you could

482
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:54,600
Speaker 1: just hit block or something while people were attacking you

483
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:56,280
Speaker 1: and it would instantly block and you could just get

484
00:27:56,359 --> 00:27:58,520
Speaker 1: right through it. This you really have to actually think,

485
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:01,639
Speaker 1: like you're fighting someone with a sword and time things,

486
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:04,760
Speaker 1: and it kind of reinspired that feeling of a challenge

487
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:06,600
Speaker 1: of a video game like I remember when you play

488
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 1: like Mario or something you could always like you always

489
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 1: get to a point in the game where it's like

490
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:13,440
Speaker 1: I just can't get past this fucking thing, and you

491
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 1: realize the repeated trial and error how you like actually

492
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:20,000
Speaker 1: navigate it, Whereas now like games are a little bit

493
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,040
Speaker 1: easier unless you're playing them in a super hard setting,

494
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:24,600
Speaker 1: where this one, like, I respect the mechanics of it,

495
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 1: and it got me. I wasn't like rage quitting. I

496
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:30,000
Speaker 1: was getting upset that the game was hard, but it's

497
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,159
Speaker 1: still it was like, you know, cause a bit of

498
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 1: a flow state where I was sort of like, no, like,

499
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:36,399
Speaker 1: it's just enough of a challenge, right, I know I

500
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:38,440
Speaker 1: can get through it, uh, And I do, and it

501
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:41,160
Speaker 1: feels great. Combine that with the high Hemp blunt wrap,

502
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:44,960
Speaker 1: I mean, you got yourself a Saturday going. It's why

503
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:48,160
Speaker 1: I've been stuck on paper, Mario and Nintendo for nineteen years.

504
00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:52,200
Speaker 1: Oh boy, what are you better? Video games? Well? High,

505
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,240
Speaker 1: I don't know if there's really any way to test that.

506
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:58,000
Speaker 1: I mean, the only time I really play against other

507
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:01,520
Speaker 1: human beings, I am high, so I really wouldn't know.

508
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,480
Speaker 1: So the only way to test that would be to

509
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:05,960
Speaker 1: play video games, not high and you're just not interested

510
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:08,200
Speaker 1: in doing that. Yeah, well no I am, I I

511
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,000
Speaker 1: just it all. They just kind of go together, you

512
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,160
Speaker 1: know what I mean, as I completely melt time away,

513
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:16,120
Speaker 1: But I mean ask people who play me against FIFA.

514
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:18,120
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. You might get me once

515
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 1: and then something happens inside me, and then I beat

516
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:22,240
Speaker 1: you five straight times and then you don't want to

517
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 1: play anymore. Thank you, the force was awakened within me. Anna.

518
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:31,040
Speaker 1: What is your next Thank you so much for asking Jack.

519
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:35,800
Speaker 1: My next item is the good groups three and one

520
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:42,320
Speaker 1: avocado slicer another handhle thing. No, okay, so this is

521
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:45,840
Speaker 1: so we already have something for slicing cabbage, but now

522
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:49,240
Speaker 1: we're gonna be cutting up some vocado. Yes this is

523
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:55,920
Speaker 1: a vocado. Do is that vine where the woman's reading

524
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 1: a Del Taco sign? It says fresh avocado like spaces

525
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:05,920
Speaker 1: weird like free. So with this three and one you

526
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:08,600
Speaker 1: can split it. There's like a knife feature. You can

527
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:12,160
Speaker 1: uh slide it. Yeah, you can quit it and then

528
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:14,960
Speaker 1: you can there's a little hole where you can put

529
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,960
Speaker 1: it like with grips where you can pull the pit out,

530
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:19,480
Speaker 1: and then it has like the little uh like a

531
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:22,800
Speaker 1: jail looking sort of situation where you can scoop it

532
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 1: out while making like the easy jail looking its verticals. Okay,

533
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:32,400
Speaker 1: I let you got your head in the Criminal Justice

534
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:35,959
Speaker 1: game three and one. It's really I I have one

535
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:39,000
Speaker 1: at home. I use it all the time from my office.

536
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:41,400
Speaker 1: It looks like a thing you'd show a baby boomer

537
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:44,640
Speaker 1: and go, what is this? Right? Of course you kids

538
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:49,520
Speaker 1: are kind of course. Wait does the top blade that's

539
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 1: the actual that's a blade. Yeah. I mean it's not

540
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:54,400
Speaker 1: super super sharp, but it can do the job of

541
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:56,800
Speaker 1: cutting through an avocado. But you kind of need the

542
00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 1: best way. I feel like, as we have a really

543
00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:00,440
Speaker 1: sharp knife to cut an avocado on how because it

544
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:04,480
Speaker 1: just goes straight through that rind. Oh that's what you do?

545
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 1: You through? No, I know you eat the peel off

546
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:09,880
Speaker 1: with your teeth first. Oh yeah, no, that well most

547
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:13,120
Speaker 1: people look to each their own botto. You're not supposed

548
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:16,400
Speaker 1: to eat the I don't personally. No, I don't eat

549
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:20,440
Speaker 1: the skin. Huh are you supposed to? What about the pit?

550
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:23,960
Speaker 1: But I do? You must leave the pit in if

551
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 1: you get the color nice, yeah, to keep it fresh.

552
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 1: So if you're only eating half your alvo don't get

553
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:32,560
Speaker 1: oh really yeah, even guacamole. If you throw the pit

554
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 1: in it, it it helps it. It's key. That could be

555
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:38,480
Speaker 1: a total urban legend, but I always do that same

556
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:42,960
Speaker 1: cool urban legend. The rest of mine are pretty uh,

557
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 1: blowing up balloons and not tying the ends, just letting

558
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:50,959
Speaker 1: them go all over the room. That's fine, that's one

559
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:52,920
Speaker 1: of your favorite things. That's just the thing you like

560
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,200
Speaker 1: to do. It's the thing I like to do with

561
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:56,320
Speaker 1: my kids. I have a feeling that was number one.

562
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:59,760
Speaker 1: And you've got all self conscience, you're like, just leave,

563
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 1: will are now? Is there a type of balloon you

564
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:04,760
Speaker 1: like to do that with? No, just ending balloons. It's

565
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:08,200
Speaker 1: just it's just a blast, a freeway to pass an

566
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:11,480
Speaker 1: hour with your kids. Are you finding yourself enjoying it

567
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:13,920
Speaker 1: because your kids enjoy it? Or you are recapturing your

568
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,280
Speaker 1: childhood goal? Man, this is kind of tight. Now it's

569
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:18,200
Speaker 1: blow up the balloon. I let it go and you

570
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:20,920
Speaker 1: don't know where it's going. Yeah, just like you start

571
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:23,560
Speaker 1: ampathizing with your kids, so you're like having fun because

572
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:26,200
Speaker 1: they're having fun, and yeah, you just don't know where

573
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:27,880
Speaker 1: it's going to be. So you're trying to catch it

574
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:32,040
Speaker 1: before it hits the ground. That's a little game we played. Um,

575
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:35,480
Speaker 1: it's catch before it hits the ground. Yeah, that's a classic. Yeah,

576
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:38,959
Speaker 1: even as an adult, I'll get dangerously into that, Like

577
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,080
Speaker 1: I will break my head open so that balloon does

578
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:44,440
Speaker 1: not touch that ground. But it's truly unpredictable the path

579
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 1: the balloon will take. And it's like a little game

580
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:49,720
Speaker 1: of a Russian roulette, which I've also played with my

581
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:53,120
Speaker 1: kids and uh, they don't like it as much. Uh

582
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:56,880
Speaker 1: scary for them. Yeah yeah, um like deer Hunter. Also,

583
00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:00,360
Speaker 1: kids are into like physical media. Like there's a my

584
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 1: kid as a CD player that he's like really into,

585
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 1: like loves playing your old play or think. But it's

586
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:11,720
Speaker 1: like one of those things where like a kid, I

587
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:14,440
Speaker 1: remember I used to like this one old my dad

588
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:20,080
Speaker 1: had this weird thing where internationally you could put uh,

589
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 1: this is the weirdest thing. It was like a tone dialer,

590
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:25,960
Speaker 1: So you would put it to the microphone part of

591
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,560
Speaker 1: a receiver and you could pound like so you didn't

592
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:31,240
Speaker 1: have to touch the keyboard or something. You could press

593
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:33,840
Speaker 1: the numbers because the sound of each phone number is

594
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:36,600
Speaker 1: good enough to like program whatever phone number youre trying

595
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 1: to call it. Look, I'm not a telecommunications expert, but

596
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:40,960
Speaker 1: this is just a stupid toy I would put on.

597
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 1: I would dial the phone with that on it. Oh well,

598
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:45,680
Speaker 1: I'll call my friends. So rather than dialing on the keypad,

599
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 1: this little dialer you put to the mic part and go,

600
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:51,760
Speaker 1: you know, eight five, oh way six whatever? It was. Um,

601
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:53,840
Speaker 1: And that was just a stupid adult toy that I

602
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:56,400
Speaker 1: was like, this is the coolest thing ever. Is he

603
00:33:56,480 --> 00:34:01,800
Speaker 1: listening to CDs on there? Uh? Some real music? He's

604
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:10,880
Speaker 1: some beat buds listening to the Chronic He's listening to Onyx. Yeah,

605
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:13,759
Speaker 1: do you get him Alou Bega CD yet? Yeah? That

606
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:16,360
Speaker 1: was favorite as Oh you know he would love his

607
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:22,000
Speaker 1: immortal technique Dance with the Devil. Yeah. Ok, yeah, I'm

608
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,719
Speaker 1: not limiliar with this guy, but I mean, if you

609
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:25,880
Speaker 1: if he's as good as you say, if it's what

610
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 1: you say, it is, maybe some Celine Dion. I'm just

611
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:31,960
Speaker 1: going over all the CDs I has a child, Maybe

612
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:37,359
Speaker 1: the Basiler soundtrack, maybe the Soul Food soundtrack. He's got

613
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:41,399
Speaker 1: a pretty good playlist though that we've Radio Disney mix.

614
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:45,280
Speaker 1: That was all Mickey and Minnie singing covering songs. Yeah,

615
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:48,360
Speaker 1: it was insane. Shout out to they might be giants

616
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:53,399
Speaker 1: who are still uh making music for Disney really yeah,

617
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:55,920
Speaker 1: they make children's music now, I mean that's the wave.

618
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:57,640
Speaker 1: You think how many people just pivot to that and

619
00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:00,000
Speaker 1: they're like, it's actually the biggest check I've ever got.

620
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:02,839
Speaker 1: And it's also like when you listen back to their

621
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:06,520
Speaker 1: old music they were always making children's music. Was a

622
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:10,160
Speaker 1: triangle Man from Triangle Man, Triangle Man, and then like

623
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 1: a Little Birdhousing Your Soul is like a song about

624
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:19,120
Speaker 1: a little blue plug in light up bird. Pretty silly.

625
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:23,920
Speaker 1: Uh miles, Yes, what's your next? My next? Where am

626
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:26,919
Speaker 1: I on this list? Oh? Uh? This is for all

627
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:29,640
Speaker 1: the sneaker heads out there. This is just it's a

628
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 1: thing I've been using very frequently this year because I

629
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:37,279
Speaker 1: like my shoes to stay as clean as possible. Um.

630
00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:39,960
Speaker 1: I already talked about how I used the Jason Mark

631
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:43,440
Speaker 1: cleaner for my sneakers and have everybody in this office

632
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Speaker 1: using it now and many listeners shout out to you all.

633
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Speaker 1: I'm still waiting for some kind of free something Jason Mark.

634
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:52,720
Speaker 1: But there's another product that he makes called Repel. Okay,

635
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:54,920
Speaker 1: and what you do with this. It's a stain repellent

636
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:57,960
Speaker 1: and like water repellent. When you get your shoes new,

637
00:35:58,520 --> 00:35:59,840
Speaker 1: I know you want to wear them right away, so

638
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 1: some of you don't. But I hit him with the repel.

639
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:05,280
Speaker 1: Do you quote him once? Let it cure for twenty

640
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:07,439
Speaker 1: four hours, Quote him again, Let it cure for another

641
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:09,120
Speaker 1: twenty four hours. If you want to do a third time,

642
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:11,920
Speaker 1: you get that cure. Right, your shoes are basically Scotch

643
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:16,800
Speaker 1: guarded and stomp around and ship stomp around and ship

644
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 1: medical waste, motor oil. It doesn't matter. But like no,

645
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:24,759
Speaker 1: but it's like a really good product. You know, I

646
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Speaker 1: just I stand by it because it makes it gives

647
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:30,080
Speaker 1: you just a little bit more protection for your sneakers

648
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:32,359
Speaker 1: because especially in this day and age, we want our

649
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:35,200
Speaker 1: kicks to look crispy. Okay, that's not my Can I

650
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:38,239
Speaker 1: borrow that for this evening? Can you borrow it for

651
00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:41,359
Speaker 1: this evening? When I've been like lending this ship out,

652
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:45,399
Speaker 1: like it's pretty much out, like I used it, ever

653
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,960
Speaker 1: someone else used it? Yeah, yeah, it's like right, how

654
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,759
Speaker 1: much of the Yeah, what does the matter? You know?

655
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:54,799
Speaker 1: What do you put in on that? Though? It's so

656
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:57,160
Speaker 1: we should just buy our own because I have My

657
00:36:57,280 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 1: instinct was to ask you to borrow it. To borrow it,

658
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:03,040
Speaker 1: I don't care. It's almost done anyway, And plus you

659
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:06,520
Speaker 1: know I get to borrow it first. Okay, Well i'll decide,

660
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:09,920
Speaker 1: and first i'll see I'll determine who gets to borrow

661
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 1: my bottle of repel through a series of tests of

662
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:16,360
Speaker 1: strength fight cover. Yeah, but in my own way, because

663
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:21,920
Speaker 1: now I'm in control. You seem weak today, Jack today today? Yeah?

664
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 1: Who can build them? Who can fold the nicest paper

665
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:28,200
Speaker 1: airplane that goes the first? That's how Jack shaking? All right,

666
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:31,760
Speaker 1: but he's got kids. You gotta teach them kids. Yeah,

667
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:35,279
Speaker 1: but I understand aerodynamics. Both my parents are engineers. Well, hey, okay,

668
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:37,960
Speaker 1: we'll put it on the line. Then Jack just started

669
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Speaker 1: eyes and wobbled his head like I just go, yeah,

670
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. That's pretty fun because I like the unpredictability

671
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 1: of physics. Nerd engineer nerd parents about chaos theory. Man,

672
00:37:56,680 --> 00:38:01,239
Speaker 1: that's what that balloon is, right, bro Uh Hey, you

673
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:04,600
Speaker 1: guys have others. I have one more that I don't

674
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:06,959
Speaker 1: own it, but boy do I look at it every

675
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:11,080
Speaker 1: other day? Um. It is the pop up hot dog

676
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:15,120
Speaker 1: toaster I don't know what the fuck. I don't know

677
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:19,360
Speaker 1: how I found this. Basically, it's a toaster to toast

678
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:23,160
Speaker 1: the hot dog and the buns together, so you don't

679
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:24,960
Speaker 1: have to like cook him in water. However, you cook

680
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:26,960
Speaker 1: him on a skill it, so you just put them

681
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:29,560
Speaker 1: in the toaster, turn up the heat, you know, put

682
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:34,200
Speaker 1: it down or push it down, and then and then Frankfurter.

683
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Speaker 1: I mean, it's it's very much what you are picturing

684
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:42,120
Speaker 1: in your mind. It's so truly upsurd. It's been on

685
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:44,640
Speaker 1: my my Amazon wish list for a very long time.

686
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:47,719
Speaker 1: It's got that look of like a retro refrigerator, like

687
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:50,640
Speaker 1: retro appliance. I think that's probably one of the things

688
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:52,440
Speaker 1: that makes it appealing. Like he feels like, yeah, I

689
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 1: remember when you should eat a couple of hot dogs. Yeah,

690
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:57,360
Speaker 1: it's who I don't know who was Like, but what

691
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Speaker 1: kind of what size Franks can you put it? Because

692
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:05,720
Speaker 1: it looks like it only made for standard size like Nationals,

693
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:10,360
Speaker 1: maybe Nathans, who knows, I have yet to what's your family?

694
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:13,160
Speaker 1: If you're getting a fine sausage and put it trying

695
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:17,040
Speaker 1: to cram it up, could you imagine? I'm like, that's

696
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:20,359
Speaker 1: how I cook my fine sausages or I just I

697
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:22,520
Speaker 1: imagine you're trying to cook other ship in there, like

698
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:25,280
Speaker 1: dishes that aren't meant to be in there. It's like, yeah,

699
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:30,239
Speaker 1: it's my spaghetti warmer. Yeah. I personally, I was never

700
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 1: really raised with hot dogs, so now I like love them.

701
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:35,280
Speaker 1: I think they're just like the most simple American food,

702
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:36,719
Speaker 1: and I love to eat them. I love to put

703
00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:40,239
Speaker 1: some ketchup mayo relish um. And it also came from

704
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:43,360
Speaker 1: like my childhood obsession with hot dogs at Costco. My

705
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,160
Speaker 1: parents always being like, we don't need it. You don't

706
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:46,399
Speaker 1: need to get a hot dog right now. We're gonna

707
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:50,839
Speaker 1: go home and eat our normal Iranian. You're too good.

708
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:55,080
Speaker 1: But as a kid, you're like, come on, can I

709
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:58,680
Speaker 1: just have a hot dog? So um my mom said

710
00:39:58,719 --> 00:40:01,000
Speaker 1: there she said it was po I mean, yeah, that's

711
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:03,879
Speaker 1: my parents be like, it's it's preservatives, you don't need it.

712
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:07,600
Speaker 1: Basically that's actually described every American. Like why I couldn't

713
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 1: eat it? Now I'm so fucked up in the brain.

714
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:14,359
Speaker 1: I'm looking for toasters for as I see. I love

715
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Speaker 1: be careful, Yeah, I love Like that's why I eat

716
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,640
Speaker 1: tuna helper because my mom was like, are you from

717
00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:23,360
Speaker 1: a trash planet? I'm like maybe like tuna helper, I

718
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:26,880
Speaker 1: like fucking ship and I just every every gross food

719
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:29,239
Speaker 1: is like my thing because my parents are my mother,

720
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:31,480
Speaker 1: especially because she was, you know, trying to be as

721
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:35,319
Speaker 1: conscious as possible but also being Japanese. Like was also like,

722
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:38,480
Speaker 1: we'll eat this Japanese food too. You don't need Oscar

723
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:42,480
Speaker 1: Meyer cheese hot dogs, which I love. They're disgusting, but

724
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:44,920
Speaker 1: the cheese filled Oscar myyer bro. I could eat that

725
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:48,239
Speaker 1: ship cheddar cheddar hallapenio. Baby, that's too fancy for me.

726
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 1: I just like the gross cheese cheese. Yeah, it's just

727
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:53,840
Speaker 1: like a cheese. It's just like the cheese dog. I

728
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:56,440
Speaker 1: ate that ship with one fucking slice of wonder bread.

729
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:00,359
Speaker 1: That's my bun goodbye, sir, call me bun by. Don't

730
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:03,360
Speaker 1: God tell me m M I need miles? Do you

731
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Speaker 1: have any others after that? Fuck? I know, how are

732
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:12,200
Speaker 1: you gonna do? We clearly have a winner. Hot dog toaster. Yeah.

733
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:15,160
Speaker 1: They said that there's no right or wrong favorite thing,

734
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:20,360
Speaker 1: but Anna clearly hit the correct favorite thing hot dog toaster.

735
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Speaker 1: Cook Surprise, it wasn't on Oprah's Favorite things. Seriously do

736
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Speaker 1: you think I bet I bet Oprah. Well, First of all,

737
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:30,480
Speaker 1: Gwyneth Paltrow is probably convinced that if you ate a

738
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:33,840
Speaker 1: hot dog, you would die like immediately from like some

739
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:37,359
Speaker 1: kind of sodium whatever. But she fed a hot dog

740
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:41,000
Speaker 1: to your child, she would probably call Child protect CPS

741
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 1: on speed dial. Yeah, but feel free to put a

742
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:46,760
Speaker 1: stone in your vagina. Hey, that's called health and wellness,

743
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:49,399
Speaker 1: my man. H. But I think with Oprah, I bet

744
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:53,400
Speaker 1: she just like would eat a hot dog, like very ironically. Yeah,

745
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:56,080
Speaker 1: like at a baseball game where she's like, look at me,

746
00:41:56,200 --> 00:42:00,680
Speaker 1: engaging with the poor. Yeah, she would think it was

747
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:03,359
Speaker 1: a lot of fun with the proletariats out here. Look

748
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:06,320
Speaker 1: at me. I'm just like you, and we're all like, okay,

749
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:10,839
Speaker 1: what are you doing? But yeah, so that's it. Has

750
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:14,160
Speaker 1: anyone else got anyone else? No, I'm just now I'm

751
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:16,440
Speaker 1: just thinking about that cheese dog. Actually, I think I

752
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:22,719
Speaker 1: might literally go buy something and completely debase myself, to

753
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:26,560
Speaker 1: enrich myself, to go to my highest level of existence,

754
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:31,840
Speaker 1: the highest plane of consciousness. Alright, guys, well, happy Black Friday.

755
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:35,799
Speaker 1: We won't be doing a trends this afternoon, because I mean,

756
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:38,719
Speaker 1: cheese dogs Miles is gonna be eating cheese dogs and

757
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:42,120
Speaker 1: you just don't deserve it. And let's be real, it's

758
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:45,160
Speaker 1: not actually Black Friday recording this, ye see, it's ahead

759
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:49,120
Speaker 1: of Black Friday. We're recording this on Thanksgiving. Actually we

760
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:53,799
Speaker 1: came in on Thanksgiving. But yeah, I hope everybody's having

761
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 1: a lovely long weekend. Go out and buy all these

762
00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:01,759
Speaker 1: things for yourself. You're loved ones us and all the

763
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:04,200
Speaker 1: links are in the footnotes, so you have no excuse.

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Speaker 1: I have a great weekend. We'll be back on Monday

765
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Speaker 1: with more podcasts and we'll talk to you that Thanks