Speaker 1: Let your boy get his feet wet. It's been at
Speaker 1: with the bull.
Speaker 2: Yeah, ladies, gentlemen, welcome to another episode of Busting with
Speaker 2: the Boys. This episode is two one hundred and eighteen.
Speaker 2: What a fucking sev seventeen. I gotta respect those seventh bus.
Speaker 1: We know we are truck guys.
Speaker 3: Threw up before you get before you get into that.
Speaker 3: Can I just say something good? Goodnes see again, dude,
Speaker 3: it's been a fucking I mean it's only been a week,
Speaker 3: but no, but it feels like I've missed you.
Speaker 1: You spend we spend.
Speaker 2: Most days together the last six yes, yeah, and you
Speaker 2: just kind of cold turkey it for a week.
Speaker 1: I definitely had withdrawal.
Speaker 3: And too, like, even if we're in like the say,
Speaker 3: even if we're both in Nashville, I feel like, no
Speaker 3: matter what I'm thinking about you in some capacity, whether
Speaker 3: it has to do with bust, whether it has to
Speaker 3: do with friendship, well it has to do with whatever.
Speaker 3: But when you go to Canada and we're just not
Speaker 3: even around each other, and I know you guys are
Speaker 3: out there even experiencing the same I know you guys
Speaker 3: are just out there like doing your thing. I just
Speaker 3: feel like we are. We are in a long distance
Speaker 3: relationship while you're out in Canada.
Speaker 1: Did you it on me? No? You hang out with
Speaker 1: any other friends? Let me think a whole week. It's
Speaker 1: been a week. Do you hang out with anybody?
Speaker 3: Well, we went to, we went to, we went to.
Speaker 3: I went to the movies with some of the boys. George,
Speaker 3: did you sit next to anybody? What did you next
Speaker 3: to the crew? Did you the seat spacer or no? No,
Speaker 3: I sat next to the crew. Okay, must have been
Speaker 3: a packed house. Yeah, I mean we had so there's
Speaker 3: like everything. Will couldn't have a buffer.
Speaker 4: He couldn't even sit on a row.
Speaker 1: It was that pack. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Hey, there is nothing better than an opportunity to rent
Speaker 2: out of theater for the boys. That is the best feeling. Dude,
Speaker 2: You pack in, you talk during the previews. You don't
Speaker 2: have to do the whisper thing. You can literally just
Speaker 2: talk out loud, tell everybody how you feel. Oh, that
Speaker 2: was a good one. I don't I don't know about
Speaker 2: that one. A big Spook coming, A big Spook. I
Speaker 2: feel like it's coming. Do we know what that movie
Speaker 2: is called?
Speaker 1: I Need Myself?
Speaker 4: Was the Evil Dead?
Speaker 3: Was it? I saw a preview for that that was
Speaker 3: some twisted looking ship.
Speaker 1: And then also Transformers coming out with another banger. Is
Speaker 1: Mark Wahlberg in it? Now he's not.
Speaker 2: Ever again, brother, That's what he said. But let me
Speaker 2: just be let's if we had a lot to unpass.
Speaker 2: Speaking of Transformers, Yeah, the Chevy Silverado damn near looks
Speaker 2: like one.
Speaker 1: Dude. Do you know we're chuck guys.
Speaker 2: Through and through, the Chevy Silverado has been a partner
Speaker 2: with unsappable grit and determination. It has been the most
Speaker 2: valuable truck. That's the MVT ladies and gentlemen. And now
Speaker 2: the first ever all electric Silverado joins the franchise. We
Speaker 2: got a chance to see these things and experience it,
Speaker 2: and it is a game changer. We're out there in Colorado.
Speaker 2: The literally let me drive it and said, who wants
Speaker 2: to drive?
Speaker 3: You will?
Speaker 2: And I do like to get behind a steering wheel
Speaker 2: and seeing what I'm working with here, the thing sounds
Speaker 2: like a goddamn space ship. You legit think it's a
Speaker 2: UFO ripping around there. You put that thing in reverse
Speaker 2: and I was like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't really hear yourself doing anything else.
Speaker 2: No, it's like one of those deprivation tank, like you're
Speaker 2: just there with your own senses.
Speaker 1: That's really what it is.
Speaker 2: The thing, by the way, if you're wondering you want
Speaker 2: to get yourself an EV available four hundred mile range
Speaker 2: GM estimated on a full charge, over ten feet of
Speaker 2: length in the bed with the multiflex tailgate combined with
Speaker 2: the multiflex midgate, you're thinking to yourself, Taylor, what is
Speaker 2: a midgate? To be honest with you, I'm not one
Speaker 2: hundred percent sure, but I do know that when you're
Speaker 2: in the bed of that truck, literally, if you wanted
Speaker 2: to go from the bed back to the seats, back
Speaker 2: and forth, moving back and forth, it's a.
Speaker 1: Nice little deal.
Speaker 2: Very sturdy tailgate, very sturdy, large seventeen inch diagonal display screen.
Speaker 2: That's a lot of screen, ladies and gentlemen. It can
Speaker 2: toe up to ten thousand pounds of max towing zero
Speaker 2: to sixty and under four point five seconds with wow mode.
Speaker 2: All right, that's Will's forty time, dude.
Speaker 1: Wow Mode. It's a working title. It's a working title
Speaker 1: for sure.
Speaker 2: Up to an impressive seven hundred and eighty five foot
Speaker 2: pounds of torque. Those of you wanted what torque is
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna explain it to you because one hundred
Speaker 2: percent honest, I really don't know what torque is. So
Speaker 2: if somebody in these comments of the YouTube.
Speaker 3: Want explain, and I feel like you can explain what
Speaker 3: tork is. You're a police officer, have no idea what
Speaker 3: to work.
Speaker 1: Dude, if you're in the military, you should know what
Speaker 1: torque made.
Speaker 5: Why why why is it like you just got is
Speaker 5: You're you're the ply the manliest dude on this bus.
Speaker 6: I know what feet second is. I know the military
Speaker 6: muscle velocity. I know all that, but not.
Speaker 1: The seconds muscle velocity. That sounded cool when you got that.
Speaker 1: It seems like Jacks wish you weren't.
Speaker 2: I wish you weren't leaning into Jack's laugh when you
Speaker 2: said it though that was was the kind of uncool,
Speaker 2: but everything else was really cool.
Speaker 7: Correct me if I'm wrong in the concert, like torque
Speaker 7: is just essentially like the acceleration you have right off
Speaker 7: the jump, like the rip you.
Speaker 1: Know, oh it's the rip, not allow to give like
Speaker 1: that thing gets you. I like that too. I hope
Speaker 1: you're wrong. I do hope you're kind of wrong.
Speaker 2: Before you do that, before we get into torqu on
Speaker 2: hold on, hold on?
Speaker 1: Is your starting time? Hold on?
Speaker 2: Will head over to Chevy dot com to learn more.
Speaker 2: That's Chevy dot Tom Tom with an O, not a you.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's acceleration, not torque. All right, right,
Speaker 1: right here we go.
Speaker 3: What is is a measure of the force that can
Speaker 3: cause an object to rotate about an axis. Just this
Speaker 3: force is what causes an object to accelerate in linearis.
Speaker 1: All right. He's a measurement of your cars ability to work.
Speaker 8: That's essentially like the amount of force to take like
Speaker 8: like can make the wheel spin, if that makes sense.
Speaker 1: So you got right? Well I think so right.
Speaker 4: I don't know you're able.
Speaker 3: The greater the more torque, the greater amount of a
Speaker 3: power your engine. The more the greater amount of power
Speaker 3: and an engine can produce brain podcast boys accelerate more
Speaker 3: quickly when the vehicles beginning to start.
Speaker 4: That's I think that's exactly what I say.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think an idiot's term. Well not, I believe
Speaker 1: it's called layman's term. But you, I would say, cool
Speaker 1: jack term.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, torqusteron tor is from the Yeah, torque is disaster,
Speaker 2: which Severado has all of it.
Speaker 1: Dude, the thing go back to that real quick.
Speaker 2: It literally just says, simply put torque is a measurement
Speaker 2: of your car's ability to do work. And we all
Speaker 2: no unsoppable grit determination equals work, dude, So Jeffy's.
Speaker 3: Got it all an.
Speaker 2: A dude, dude, A lot to go over, A lot
Speaker 2: of vibes. Vibes are super high right now. Do you
Speaker 2: want to know where do we start? What do we
Speaker 2: talk about? You?
Speaker 3: The fomo with Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee.
Speaker 2: The vibes were high until four point five seconds ago,
Speaker 2: just under four point five like the Chevy Evy sixty.
Speaker 1: And hold on, hold on ham before you guess.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when I was a child, a young boy obsessed
Speaker 2: with comedy, I would always be on Comedy Essential, not
Speaker 2: only for the for the Girls Gone Wild videos late
Speaker 2: at night, but I was also on there for Mad
Speaker 2: TV and Bobby Lee was on Mad TV, and I
Speaker 2: used to laugh cackle even at the videos in that
Speaker 2: house dude of him putting putting skits together, Such a
Speaker 2: funny individual. And then who is the other Andrew Santino
Speaker 2: big fan of him as well. But that's like a
Speaker 2: more of a newer fandom that's a newer fanom for me.
Speaker 2: Obviously discovered him when he was on Dave and the Guy.
Speaker 2: I've seen a couple of Is It Bad Friends podcasts
Speaker 2: that they do, Brother, that shit is you just see
Speaker 2: the clips on that thing. I'm I'm I guess I'm
Speaker 2: a Tier three of that podcast. It is fucking funny.
Speaker 2: It is a very, very funny podcast. The way they
Speaker 2: do the back and forth. I saw a clip of
Speaker 2: them doing nine one one calls, like doing imp nine
Speaker 2: one one calls.
Speaker 1: Seeing Andrew Santino, uh, mocking Bobby Lee's mom.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm Bobby Moda. He got the he's got the
Speaker 3: cross side, I think, dude, yeah, so.
Speaker 2: Tell me about I wanted to put that in there
Speaker 2: because there was a lot of Taylor calls.
Speaker 3: Taylor calls later in the day and goes, brother, give
Speaker 3: me one word that He's like, I have so much
Speaker 3: fun on but just give me one word that described
Speaker 3: the podcast, and I was just like, incredible. You can't
Speaker 3: that's a that's a pot you can't hold in. I
Speaker 3: feel like their dynamic is one of the best dynamics
Speaker 3: in the game. And I'm saying one of the best
Speaker 3: because I'm not thinking of others right now. But dude,
Speaker 3: the wit that into the just the chemistry that they
Speaker 3: have with each other. Like Bobby, you can tell I
Speaker 3: had no clue my man was smoking meth or doing
Speaker 3: meth at twelve or thirteen years old. Oh yeah, A
Speaker 3: lot to impack with Bobby Lee's have You Become Funny
Speaker 3: is by young age because I was like he grew
Speaker 3: up in San Diego. I was like, brother, I thought
Speaker 3: you did like better drugs out in San Diego, like
Speaker 3: met is something that you know, the small town just
Speaker 3: fucking people try to.
Speaker 2: But San Diego is right next to TJ, and TJ.
Speaker 2: Anything goes TJ. He is Tijuana, Mexico. That's where the
Speaker 2: donkey shows are. That's where when people hear you hear
Speaker 2: about the fear of going to Mexico, that's TJ.
Speaker 3: Right right, Yeah, I know when we were in the
Speaker 3: Holiday Bowl that the cops would stand up there and
Speaker 3: just everybody would be super strict and like, you cannot
Speaker 3: go to Tijuana or you're gonna be shipped home on
Speaker 3: a bus yes asap.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if we can't find you.
Speaker 2: It's also where that Raider Center went and celebrated the
Speaker 2: Super Bowl win before the super Bowl was even played.
Speaker 1: Do you hear fact? No?
Speaker 2: In fact, there's a guy for the Raiders offensive lineman
Speaker 2: like he must he like got so fucked up, went
Speaker 2: to Tijuana and was celebrating their super Bowl win and
Speaker 2: they didn't even have played yet, they were in.
Speaker 1: The super Bowl.
Speaker 2: I got to look up that guy's name in a
Speaker 2: second because I I, uh, that's a fucking wild story.
Speaker 2: So these two guys come on, and the way you
Speaker 2: explained to me is you just kind of sit back
Speaker 2: and with the boys roll Taylor.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you, I came on here. You might say
Speaker 3: one thing, but they're just they're drawing each other pretty
Speaker 3: much the entire podcast. Yeah, Like I might just throw
Speaker 3: a question or just say something and then they'll go
Speaker 3: they'll they'll just go back and forth with it. You
Speaker 3: were the mediator in a in a debate essentially, Yes, essentially, Yeah,
Speaker 3: your boy. You know, I got I got bit by
Speaker 3: some bugs and fucking Bobby was a client was on
Speaker 3: top of me.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: I took a bold move by wearing a backwards hat,
Speaker 3: and I was thinking about it beforehand because JP was like,
Speaker 3: you're gonna wear that hat on the pot. I was like, man,
Speaker 3: I was really thinking about this because I had the
Speaker 3: can you kind of see where the spots were?
Speaker 1: I can see it. So I had my head like this.
Speaker 3: And this one boy was poking out and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I think I'm just gonna rock with it. And then
Speaker 3: Bobby just hissed me. He's like, you know what he
Speaker 3: said something about like what your friend think up there?
Speaker 1: Just dude ZiT chirp brings you back to that middle
Speaker 1: school traumas. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I used to just get him on my nose, dude,
Speaker 2: and people will call me rude off. It was a
Speaker 2: fucking you go in the bathroom and talk to her
Speaker 2: a little bit.
Speaker 1: You're about it, dude.
Speaker 3: And then uh Santino, he's he claims to be self
Speaker 3: proclaimed internet guy, keeps up at the Internet, and he
Speaker 3: was like, I gotta know about your boy and Jeffrey
Speaker 3: Star and I was like that was going nutsuple stuff
Speaker 3: and he was asking but he's like, no, I wish
Speaker 3: he was here, like where I was like Alwa's in Canada.
Speaker 3: I was trying to say like how much fun on
Speaker 3: how much of a fan you are, but they're just
Speaker 3: I'm telling you, bro, trying to give the message I
Speaker 3: was like trying to like he's in Canon boy and
Speaker 3: they're just fucking all going back and forth and saying
Speaker 3: stuff is dude, it was awesome when it comes to Jeffrey,
Speaker 3: the Jeffrey Star thing.
Speaker 2: I know the way you like to play the game,
Speaker 2: like oh, yeah, he fucked them, like you did you.
Speaker 1: Go that route? Or like what you do?
Speaker 3: It depends on how JP edits the podcast because I
Speaker 3: explained the story and then after the pot I go,
Speaker 3: should we just cut that middle part? And just you know,
Speaker 3: you say, like, so was that real? And then it
Speaker 3: just customed me saying like you think, oh, he fucked him.
Speaker 3: But there's a lot in between that we discussed. Like
Speaker 3: I basically told the story, we're just trying to determine
Speaker 3: right now we're going to either we cut out to
Speaker 3: make it funnier, just cut it out total, you cut
Speaker 3: it out to make it seem like perfect.
Speaker 1: Oh perfect.
Speaker 2: And I knew that when Will said, uh, we were
Speaker 2: on the phone for like maybe five minutes and I
Speaker 2: was like getting a tail in his grandparents house. I
Speaker 2: know you had to go. I wanted to know you
Speaker 2: could you could feel it. But we get to have
Speaker 2: our conversations now, which is great. Yeah, because a lot
Speaker 2: of times we have these conversations. We get back on
Speaker 2: the bus and it's like Will and I feel awkward,
Speaker 2: like reliving the same conversation we had five except reaction
Speaker 2: the same enthusiasm. Man, But you did say that Jeffrey
Speaker 2: Star thing and I was like, I gotta go mamb
Speaker 2: hung up the phone.
Speaker 1: My first thought.
Speaker 2: Those two walked away thinking I was gay cool, whatever, man,
Speaker 2: do what you want type of mentality.
Speaker 3: Right, it's if you're a Tier one, obviously we'll have
Speaker 3: the clip to have fun with. But if you're a
Speaker 3: Tier one and you're listening to the pod right now,
Speaker 3: everybody kind of knows the inside joke. We get to
Speaker 3: play into the inside joke. But yeah, it was it
Speaker 3: was awesome though. Bro, it was a It was a
Speaker 3: great time and they fucked with the bus. They said
Speaker 3: this was like their favorite studio that they've been on. Well,
Speaker 3: it's a cool studio. It's a very unique studio. And
Speaker 3: they're like, whenever you guys get out to LA, we'll
Speaker 3: have you guys on the pod too.
Speaker 1: We gotta go to LA.
Speaker 3: And they were awesome. Man, I wish we could have
Speaker 3: went to their live show. They're torn around doing their
Speaker 3: podcast live show Santino Does Went.
Speaker 1: Was it awesome?
Speaker 7: So from us being on spring tour for six weeks,
Speaker 7: it was, uh, we got a lot of good notes
Speaker 7: from their live show. But they did about an hour
Speaker 7: of stand up between three of them, and then they
Speaker 7: did one hour of the full live show and man,
Speaker 7: they are dialed in.
Speaker 4: They did a really good.
Speaker 7: Job of just segments and always like never leaving dead space.
Speaker 7: Hats off to them and like the whole production team,
Speaker 7: and they were super nice to us. They had us
Speaker 7: back after the show and we were hanging with them
Speaker 7: all around four point five on the show.
Speaker 2: A nice do you have any how, was how did
Speaker 2: their live show compared to our live show? Look, you know,
Speaker 2: oh that's all I need to hear.
Speaker 3: Time out of, time out, time out before Let's give
Speaker 3: some context here. Taylor and I are we are not
Speaker 3: professional comedians.
Speaker 1: But we're working forward.
Speaker 3: Watching you're obviously thinking it's so hilarious and like all
Speaker 3: the boys got a lot of work to do.
Speaker 1: We do. It's not like we we go full bore
Speaker 1: in on.
Speaker 3: I mean sometimes we try to just be funny, but
Speaker 3: we're not like professional comedian like they're in a different league.
Speaker 7: The best way I can describe it is we are
Speaker 7: triple A ball right now and they're the big leagues.
Speaker 4: And that's not a disrespect.
Speaker 2: I would almost put a double A yeah, yeah, one
Speaker 2: single who knows, but yeah, but there's also.
Speaker 1: A couple of boys injecting in her ass.
Speaker 7: There's a couple of cats, though, a couple of cats
Speaker 7: in double A, triple A ball that have a lot
Speaker 7: of promise and then are gonna make it up to
Speaker 7: that big league one day.
Speaker 1: And that's us.
Speaker 7: Oh, we have the potential, but when you go and
Speaker 7: you watch a professional league game, you realize that there's
Speaker 7: some more more factors that play, and they've been around
Speaker 7: the league for a little bit longer. So we have,
Speaker 7: Like I said, me and Garrett took some notes like
Speaker 7: we've got some work to do, but I think our
Speaker 7: shows are gonna make it to that level.
Speaker 3: The thing is that the fans get out of their
Speaker 3: show is that they get to watch them both do
Speaker 3: stand up before they do the podcast, like I can't
Speaker 3: you know, I don't know if you're gonna watch it,
Speaker 3: but you should definitely. I know we do our interest
Speaker 3: about thirty or forty minutes skip and watch the interview segment,
Speaker 3: like the way they are, Like it was like a
Speaker 3: bad friend's podcast.
Speaker 1: I was just sitting here. Yeah, did you feel that way? Yeah?
Speaker 7: I mean there would be times where they would just
Speaker 7: be riffing back and forth.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you wouldn't say a word.
Speaker 7: Or there'd be times where you and Andrew would be talking
Speaker 7: about sports and Bobby Lee would literally be asleep in
Speaker 7: his chair.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he would just act like he's just dozing off,
Speaker 3: pretending to be asleep because with sports meth mind, dude,
Speaker 3: sometimes they said to take naps for no reason.
Speaker 9: Dude.
Speaker 2: I can't wait a bad rap. They get a bad
Speaker 2: rap for being being lazy. Now, dude, they're just recharging
Speaker 2: the batteries.
Speaker 3: I can't wait for you to be a part of
Speaker 3: the next time because I feel like you and Bobby
Speaker 3: Lee would have a fundny.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: I think it's an interesting dynamic. I'm putting myself in
Speaker 2: your shoes, sitting with two individuals that know each other
Speaker 2: so well that are chirping, and I don't know what
Speaker 2: you would think, but I would partially think, man, maybe
Speaker 2: I should chirp too, But then it's like, well, I
Speaker 2: don't really know them like that.
Speaker 1: They don't know me like that, So where is my line?
Speaker 1: Your line is gonna be way different than their line.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I was in your sitting there. You just
Speaker 3: they're so funny. And again they obviously chirped the line
Speaker 3: with each other. Yeah, with the ginger and the Asian
Speaker 3: stuff and everything else.
Speaker 1: And you're like, I tell that. I know, like Bobby
Speaker 1: Lee farta one time.
Speaker 3: I try to get out all smells like sweet and sour,
Speaker 3: but they're they're just fucking going back and forth.
Speaker 1: I want to hear it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't know. Yeah, maybe people
Speaker 2: can catch that though, and maybe people you can.
Speaker 1: See it just here. There's two parts. Bobby Lee did
Speaker 1: it was the second part.
Speaker 2: The thing that I think we need to realize with
Speaker 2: those people is like just try. Yeah, it looks stupid,
Speaker 2: it's okay because we're not committing. We're not we don't
Speaker 2: know what we're doing up here. That made me how
Speaker 2: to go. I think it was olid. Everyone was like, hello,
Speaker 2: so he just went south far?
Speaker 1: Was it? No, that's a team America, But yeah, the
Speaker 1: same creative right right?
Speaker 2: That was stupid, dude, But what a fucking that seemed
Speaker 2: like an awesome fucking time dude, it's.
Speaker 1: An awesome time.
Speaker 2: And literally, while we're having this conversation, I'm thinking to myself,
Speaker 2: we're doing a whole podcast today, just the two of us. Really,
Speaker 2: we're doing an intro right now, right, it comes out tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Hey, any bad Friends listeners has came to check out
Speaker 3: this pod. Welcome to Busting with the Boys. You fucking
Speaker 3: love it here as well? Ye need some locker room
Speaker 3: talk vibes? Yeah, yeah, we are good vibes. We're all
Speaker 3: we're you know, we're up and down. Yeah, oh no,
Speaker 3: we argue. We have great banter. We argue back and forth.
Speaker 3: Vibes are high. We champions.
Speaker 1: You gotta argue sometimes.
Speaker 3: Welcome, make sure your subscribe, leave comments. But we're here
Speaker 3: for the We're here for the good time.
Speaker 2: Rough Seas never made a skilled sailor, so it's good
Speaker 2: that we're in rough seas or calm Seas.
Speaker 1: Never made a skilled sailor. So that's like you.
Speaker 2: That's when we you know, when we get after the
Speaker 2: two of us, like a little fight we had that
Speaker 2: one time, which fight, the one we're the little pushing
Speaker 2: match where I choked you and you bodied me, trying
Speaker 2: to take advantage.
Speaker 1: But look we argue quite a bit.
Speaker 3: You we I feel like we'd like to be right
Speaker 3: and if we kind of disagree with are in and
Speaker 3: out of five guys, it's a prime example.
Speaker 2: I would say, yeah, but that's it's just a story,
Speaker 2: an argument as old as time itself.
Speaker 1: Fair. But I think you and I, you and I argue.
Speaker 2: More on this podcast than we do in real life,
Speaker 2: because when when we argue in real life, we literally
Speaker 2: sit there and take the time to like figure out
Speaker 2: each other, is like what both of our perspectives are,
Speaker 2: and then actually figured it out.
Speaker 1: I think we argue more outside the pod. Do you
Speaker 1: think so? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Nah, yeah, fuck yourself, dude. I'm just trying to disagree
Speaker 2: and start that way. No, I think we dude, Fuck
Speaker 2: you dude. But yeah, it seems like an awesome time.
Speaker 2: You were talking about dynamic duos, and when you said that,
Speaker 2: I started thinking ones in my head. I think Brian
Speaker 2: Callen and christ Leah with each other and they were
Speaker 2: traveling when they were torn around with also theovonov but
Speaker 2: Theovon and Crystal Leia also have a great You want
Speaker 2: to know.
Speaker 1: What's sneaky, dude?
Speaker 3: I feel like because I watched the pod since that's
Speaker 3: where well that's when the beats officially kicked off. But
Speaker 3: Theovonne and Caleb Presley I think have a very good dynamic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, very good, very funny individuals. They should look at.
Speaker 2: Look he doing a pod together like legitimately, but you
Speaker 2: know Caleb, you don't know, he's just kind of Caleb
Speaker 2: is truly a mercenary.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it kind of does what he wants. Lakes
Speaker 1: with THEO.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he clicks with like Theo's is like they're they're
Speaker 3: boys and you can tell they have like a similar
Speaker 3: sense of humor. But yeah, outside of those dynamics, I
Speaker 3: know Bobby Lee and THEO also have a good one.
Speaker 3: But Bobby and Santino Bro I can't wait for everybody
Speaker 3: to listen to pod.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds like a fucking awesome time. I think
Speaker 1: I'm gonna add theirs to the to the old liar.
Speaker 3: I've seen their clips like you on my Tier three,
Speaker 3: but I think I might just listen to their ship
Speaker 3: weekly a.
Speaker 1: Couple of times. Yeah, I give them a couple Yeah,
Speaker 1: give a couple of goals. You see what happens.
Speaker 2: Because those podcasts, it's an anything like congratulations, It's like
Speaker 2: there's gonna be times where you're laughing real hard and
Speaker 2: then other times you're kind of like waiting for them
Speaker 2: to figure out where they're at, because I feel like
Speaker 2: comedians just work on their bits on the podcast and
Speaker 2: kind of try to feel it all out, which is
Speaker 2: exciting to see. I also want to go back to
Speaker 2: the live show thing. The live shows are over, but
Speaker 2: I do believe that Will and I got better each week.
Speaker 2: I think Colorado was our best, our best one. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: Texas was awesome. You go go facilities then just overall experience.
Speaker 2: Oh well, I heard you guys had that conversation a lot.
Speaker 2: Actually that brought up something I want to Hey, Garrett,
Speaker 2: I want to thank you for getting on will about
Speaker 2: bodying me on a podcast that I wasn't on. So
Speaker 2: those first thirty minutes, brother, you're open season on a
Speaker 2: la wan.
Speaker 1: We took an L, but we weren't gonna take an
Speaker 1: L without you.
Speaker 2: I fucking appreciate that. And listen, the game was on me,
Speaker 2: the game. The game was on me.
Speaker 1: You guys did everything right, you you two.
Speaker 2: If I got fired as a head coach, I would
Speaker 2: hope to God that team would retain you guys for
Speaker 2: how well you guys did and showed.
Speaker 1: The progress we would have left. Yeah, yeah, fair enough.
Speaker 4: And like we said before, we win as a team,
Speaker 4: we lose as a team.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, And it's on it's on coaching. That being said,
Speaker 2: our boys didn't want to play, No, not at all.
Speaker 2: You know, it's on coaching. It's our boys didn't want
Speaker 2: to be there. Dude was there. They were thinking about
Speaker 2: mill Avenue. You know, the tight end he scores, He
Speaker 2: takes my watch. I hand him the watch, he puts
Speaker 2: it on. I got will Compton's house.
Speaker 1: On my wrist.
Speaker 2: The downfall the watch, watch, the watch was the downfall.
Speaker 1: You know, play well. I got nervous when they asked
Speaker 1: us to that.
Speaker 2: We wanted to talk to him because I knew you
Speaker 2: were gonna you have you have a what is it
Speaker 2: you have experience?
Speaker 1: When it comes to playing a coach.
Speaker 2: You've done Mike Brabil a couple of times, so I
Speaker 2: knew Wills that come with some heat. I thought, I
Speaker 2: just got to go eight mile, body bag this motherfucker
Speaker 2: and try to get out. I didn't really have a
Speaker 2: whole lot and a lot of experience doing that pre
Speaker 2: game speeches, and obviously it bled into It was a
Speaker 2: fun game, It was enjoyable, but I do think our
Speaker 2: boys weren't there to play.
Speaker 1: Our boys were there to get through the day.
Speaker 3: Absolutely wild to say this is Will Compton's fucking household.
Speaker 1: Isn't that crazy? Yeah, isn't that wild? Crazy? Hitting with
Speaker 1: one of those right there, that little piece right there,
Speaker 1: Will Compton, that fucking Maroon team, this is this is now.
Speaker 2: You didn't catch it, but I'd say I didn't make
Speaker 2: these in Maroon. I thought that was a nice one too.
Speaker 2: And yeah, yeah, but a lot of ship, dude. It
Speaker 2: was a great It was a great time. Arizona was awesome.
Speaker 2: But before that, boys, I mean the vlog, the vlog
Speaker 2: of Vegas is officially out.
Speaker 1: This comes out Tuesday.
Speaker 2: Obviously, it comes out, uh comes out tonight, which is Monday,
Speaker 2: which are we talking about?
Speaker 1: Me?
Speaker 2: Absolutely putting the ski mask over my head and taking
Speaker 2: down Vegas for everything it's worth.
Speaker 5: Right now, things are going well to quite well, too well.
Speaker 1: Things are too good right now.
Speaker 2: You can tell there's a massive drop off about that
Speaker 2: happen eventually, and so your boys will be back out
Speaker 2: there May twenty fourth. We're gonna fly some fan out
Speaker 2: of Bust with the Boys. A fan of Bust with
Speaker 2: the Boys is gonna be able to come and gamble
Speaker 2: with me and Dana in that private room. I believe
Speaker 2: from what I saw on Dana's comments on his post,
Speaker 2: is that he is going to spot the individual. So literally,
Speaker 2: you're playing with house money. We're talking about big time
Speaker 2: fucking dollar bills. Go and get what's yours with me, Dana.
Speaker 2: We will have some sort of thing how you can enter,
Speaker 2: whether it's subscribing to the podcast or you know, following
Speaker 2: Power Slap. Then that evening after we were done with
Speaker 2: gambling or before that, we will be at the Power
Speaker 2: Slap event. Those of you who think Parwa slops, I
Speaker 2: see the comments all power slops on a real sport.
Speaker 2: It is fucking entertaining any way you want to slice it. Dude,
Speaker 2: watching a gentlemen hold a stick behind his back and
Speaker 2: get absolutely slumped. That's fucking TV, boys and girls. That's
Speaker 2: reality TV at its finest. It is doing numbers like crazy.
Speaker 2: If you guys want to be haters on it, go
Speaker 2: ahead and be haters on it.
Speaker 1: But we have an.
Speaker 2: Absolutely once in a lifetime situation coming up that I
Speaker 2: hope one of you, uh help all of you get
Speaker 2: into it, and weird to choose one of you to
Speaker 2: have truly this amazing experience.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be awesome. But we say he's spotting.
Speaker 2: From what I saw JP and I were talking about
Speaker 2: before the podcast, sounds.
Speaker 1: Like I need to figure out how I can get
Speaker 1: in here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was thinking about, bro, how do I get
Speaker 2: one of the boys in like that? I think you
Speaker 2: need to try it one time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll do with Dana's spotting brother, Like, there's just
Speaker 3: no there's no way, Like you've won a couple of
Speaker 3: times down, I'm like, fuck man, if I can just
Speaker 3: get in on that same kind of hand and shit
Speaker 3: like that, it's been.
Speaker 1: Because it just doesn't always go that way. I went down.
Speaker 3: If I'm ever down and pens of thousands of dollars,
Speaker 3: I'm fucking sick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, brother, but there is. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2: Here's the positive about what happened in Vegas is I
Speaker 2: got down fifty thousand in a hurry. Fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: You're being in my head.
Speaker 2: I looked at it. I looked at Dana, and I go, Dana,
Speaker 2: then what's going on? He goes give him thirty and
Speaker 2: he bet thirty. We I guess I ended up betting
Speaker 2: thirty and we end up winning. I get thirty. I
Speaker 2: put two hands down of the I get thirty. Data's
Speaker 2: like you wanted thirty right then the greed hits and
Speaker 2: I'm like, let's do one more. Let's try to get sixty.
Speaker 1: It ended too quick. Yeah, he puts two.
Speaker 2: The whole video, it's three minutes and forty six seconds.
Speaker 2: That's how long I was gambling for. Isn't that fucking wild?
Speaker 2: He puts down two hands fifteen thousand dollars each because
Speaker 2: my max is like twenty or whatever. So they had it.
Speaker 2: We had to split in two different hands, and I
Speaker 2: end up winning that get the sixty shit Dana's hand.
Speaker 2: He was about to get on a flight to go
Speaker 2: to Kansas City because the flight was at UFC was
Speaker 2: in Kansas City.
Speaker 1: We go upstairs. The boys are hype.
Speaker 2: I got the money stacked on the table in that
Speaker 2: beautiful suite that Red Rocks hooked us up with. We've
Speaker 2: crack open a bottle of claza Azul. The boys dummy
Speaker 2: that bottle in ten minutes, which is almost three times
Speaker 2: the amount of time I was gambling.
Speaker 1: We literally we go back downstairs.
Speaker 2: I tell him, hey, and this was not filmed, but
Speaker 2: this is the thing that, like, I woke up next morning,
Speaker 2: I was like, all right, I can't understand how dangerous
Speaker 2: this can get. We go downstairs. The boys are kind
Speaker 2: of uh playing. The waitress is just on us, dude,
Speaker 2: giving us shots back and forth. The boys are drinking full, big,
Speaker 2: like double shots of tequila. Clause I was a little
Speaker 2: still and we're smacking. I'm having a great fucking time.
Speaker 2: JP goes and plays what does he play?
Speaker 8: The the uh like the like the digital Roulette.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: JP's playing digital Roulette by himself, and it's just it's me, Mitch,
Speaker 2: Jack and Garrett sitting at the table. JP comes back,
Speaker 2: and the way he explains it is like, well he's
Speaker 2: not looking at the same human beings anymore. We're ship
Speaker 2: they drunk at this point, dude, but it is no
Speaker 2: longer like the same human beings he walked into the
Speaker 2: casino with. We get yeah, We get yeah. So I
Speaker 2: take out a couple thousand dollars. I'm playing with house money.
Speaker 2: I'm feeling pretty good about it. But every once in
Speaker 2: a while, and I hope I love to hear your
Speaker 2: perspective on the stew but everyone's want to be like, hey, boys,
Speaker 2: take your money off the table. And I would go
Speaker 2: toes and I have like a thousand dollars and I
Speaker 2: would just boom boom, boom boom, win three four hands,
Speaker 2: get up ten thousand, put it back, and I would
Speaker 2: go back to playing one hundred dollars hands now. But
Speaker 2: you guys will have a chance of speaking a second.
Speaker 2: The last the ending of the night, I have, like
Speaker 2: I don't know what was it, a couple thousand bucks,
Speaker 2: and I end up just fucking winning and winning and
Speaker 2: winning to the point and I'm drunk and I'm looking
Speaker 2: at these They hand me three chips, and I'm looking
Speaker 2: at these chips. I'm like looking at it as if
Speaker 2: like I'm an eighty year old man trying to see
Speaker 2: what number it is, and the guy looks at me
Speaker 2: and touches my shoulder, goes, sir, that's those are twenty
Speaker 2: five thousand dollar chips. I want another seventy five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: So I won what was that one hundred and thirty
Speaker 2: five thousand in that night, and it's just it's fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: I end up going to sleep. I wake up the
Speaker 2: next morning, I have all this money and everything feels good.
Speaker 2: But at the same time, I'm thinking, man, this is
Speaker 2: how they get you. You gotta be smarter. It obviously
Speaker 2: worked out, but fuck, that could have been Hey, crazy
Speaker 2: negative deal.
Speaker 1: Oh where's your gambling career going from here?
Speaker 2: It's I've scared myself straight a little bit, like I'm
Speaker 2: I will go. I'm gonna go with Danta and ride
Speaker 2: this as long as I can. On film, we won
Speaker 2: forty that night, the second night, the first time we went,
Speaker 2: when you were there, we won forty that night, forty
Speaker 2: the second night, but only forty was filmed, and then sixty.
Speaker 2: So I'm up one hundred being filmed right now, one
Speaker 2: hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: You're up overall. Overall, I'm over I'm over two hundred
Speaker 1: thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Up right now, and that this feeling now to me
Speaker 2: is more scared than excited, Like.
Speaker 1: Hang on, hang on, let's bag, let's reel that in.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about that.
Speaker 2: Here the reason why I am over two hundred thousand
Speaker 2: dollars and I'm scared.
Speaker 1: I don't have to go back. But Dana calls me.
Speaker 2: Then it's like, brother, we're scared now, and it calls me.
Speaker 2: It's like, brother, we got to see how long you
Speaker 2: can keep this going. And I'm like, there's gonna be
Speaker 2: a time where I'm gonna I'm I'm eventually I'm going
Speaker 2: to lose two under grand. Now here's the positive. If
Speaker 2: I lose two under grand this next time we go
Speaker 2: even even that's what I'm saying, you can almost like
Speaker 2: we're truly Yeah, we're playing cushion right now. I did
Speaker 2: see a cool fucking video of uh Steve will do
Speaker 2: it game. We get a nice tub in that same room,
Speaker 2: and I called my dude, I said him a voice
Speaker 2: text Joe from Red Rocks. I was like, hey, brother,
Speaker 2: I don't want a cold tub when I'm gambling, but
Speaker 2: I would love a cold tub in my room next time.
Speaker 1: Gets me back? Anything for you, Miss whole one, like
Speaker 1: they're gouldna give me, brother, They're gonna get me.
Speaker 2: It's scary, but whatever you need, I love to hear.
Speaker 2: Like your guys perspective on that night. That was a
Speaker 2: fucking wild night.
Speaker 8: The uh the second time when you got up to
Speaker 8: seventy five thousand. Yeah, I like, I don't know if
Speaker 8: you want to get into it, but I remember you
Speaker 8: were kind of bummed out that you won that much
Speaker 8: because you actually ended up losing something as well. I
Speaker 8: don't know if you want to get into that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know if dude, so I did.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of gray area with me and Jack
Speaker 2: right now because I said, if I want a million.
Speaker 1: I know, I have a video. I have no I
Speaker 1: have a video. I have a video of it.
Speaker 8: Like it's like five minutes long of the entire interaction
Speaker 8: and it is absolutely hilarious.
Speaker 2: Dude, I go if I went over, I ended up
Speaker 2: being if I went over one hundred thousand dollars, I'd
Speaker 2: get Jack a Rolex.
Speaker 7: Oh, I did not propose this bed Taylor, just out
Speaker 7: of the I'm a giver, bro.
Speaker 4: If I went a hundred k, goes, I'm buying you
Speaker 4: a Rolex.
Speaker 8: No, I don't know if that's I think you went,
Speaker 8: you know, if you went over a hundre k Taylor,
Speaker 8: Can I get this?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 7: No, okay one Mitch, you weren't even there when this happened,
Speaker 7: so you're just live video. Yes, this was before we
Speaker 7: even started gambling earlier in the day on film, I
Speaker 7: have it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have that.
Speaker 4: Seems like yeah, something like it, no earlier before.
Speaker 1: It could be wrong, I could be wrong.
Speaker 4: We were in gambling. Taylor was riding if I win
Speaker 4: a hunter k.
Speaker 7: It was when we were in the airport going from
Speaker 7: Denver to Vegas.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 7: It was like, if I win one hundred kgos, I'm
Speaker 7: gonna get you a Rolex. And at that point we're like,
Speaker 7: you know, we're just having fun. But then then it
Speaker 7: became a reality when it when it was me, Taylor,
Speaker 7: Mitch and Garrett. We get close to that mark and
Speaker 7: I think you were like ninety eight thousand year up
Speaker 7: and then it sets it.
Speaker 4: Everyone's like, hey.
Speaker 1: That's what it was. You may have reminded him that, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then remember that ship.
Speaker 7: Then Taylor intentionally puts in a couple of hands. I
Speaker 7: was like, you have to bet one more hand at
Speaker 7: least because at ninety eight thousand he was like I'm done.
Speaker 4: He's like, I'm below one hundred k. You're not getting
Speaker 4: the roll up and I'm like, I'm just.
Speaker 3: You make one hundred and ten by the road now,
Speaker 3: Yet the.
Speaker 4: Hands screaming, I'm like, no, like you have to fucking bet.
Speaker 4: I'm like, April, tell them he has to.
Speaker 1: Bet and they're like, yeah, you can bet.
Speaker 2: You could not pay. They were They were amazing, dude.
Speaker 2: Red Rocks is truly April all time.
Speaker 4: But so he ends up going over.
Speaker 7: I think you're like one hundred and two or something,
Speaker 7: and yeah, like I'm gonna bet one more last one
Speaker 7: to try and go under, and for some reason I
Speaker 7: can't remember the.
Speaker 4: Hand, but you end up winning like twelve K on
Speaker 4: his hands.
Speaker 1: I had a double double.
Speaker 4: And you couldn't lose. And You're like, I've never been
Speaker 4: more upset winning money in my life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hote so always hot.
Speaker 2: You bought Jackie Role, No, I need to buy I
Speaker 2: need to buy jack Rollan. I'm holding his as collateral
Speaker 2: right now, holding my watches collateral. We should make a
Speaker 2: blog out of that.
Speaker 4: I would love that.
Speaker 2: Go to the store, let you pick one out under
Speaker 2: a certain price, get one of those stainless steel ones.
Speaker 2: It'll be your Rolex. Brother, it'll be I do owe
Speaker 2: you rollucks. I will pay it for rollocks. I'm done
Speaker 2: doing a but but I feel like I can't just
Speaker 2: get you one.
Speaker 1: I have to fucking get the boy something too, Brother,
Speaker 1: I don't need a Rolex.
Speaker 3: Taylor's first So Taylor's first time going when we were
Speaker 3: all there in Vegas.
Speaker 1: For the Oh, brother, you're such a cock for telling
Speaker 1: this story right now, Taylor, I forget what the number was.
Speaker 1: It might have been. I don't know what it was.
Speaker 1: I said, if I went fifty, yeah, I knew fifty that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sho end up getting over fifty for the second night. Yeah,
Speaker 3: because I don't know if it ever came back up.
Speaker 3: But Taylor's like, if I went over fifty, I'm getting
Speaker 3: all the boys. There's some kind of watch.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: I said, I'm gonna get the boys something nice or
Speaker 2: at least give them cash or something like that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but there's a talk. Yeah, there's some certain we were talking.
Speaker 2: We were talking in Vegas because we were sitting at
Speaker 2: the table. We were playing Ac Doucy with Marcus and
Speaker 2: Ben and all them and uh saying if I went
Speaker 2: over fifty, I got I gotta do something for the boys.
Speaker 2: And you're like, oh, that's nice of you, Taylor, and
Speaker 2: he goes, but what about me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, died up winning it. But I did get.
Speaker 2: I got, I got the boys, I get the boys cash,
Speaker 2: I get We went upstairs slap down five k for
Speaker 2: the boy. So this is for you guys. Go crazy,
Speaker 2: go crazy, do your thing, I think, bro. And here's
Speaker 2: another thing that's crazy about Vegas is that night when
Speaker 2: we were all drinking, nobody lost on every every single
Speaker 2: person at that table won money. And there's a couple
Speaker 2: of times Mitch was on his last couple of pennies.
Speaker 2: I take one hundred, put it over there, and all
Speaker 2: of a sudden he'd go boo boom and be up
Speaker 2: five hundred.
Speaker 1: It was just it was it was inexperience Vegas to
Speaker 1: its knees. Dude. I was asking questions the entire time.
Speaker 1: I had no idea what it was the first time
Speaker 1: playing blackjack.
Speaker 8: But like Kevin was helping me out to obviously Taylor,
Speaker 8: and like Garrett was helping me out as well.
Speaker 1: Jack was it was like the team effort.
Speaker 8: April was helping me out, Like I had no idea
Speaker 8: what I was doing, and like the more and more
Speaker 8: drunk I got, it just kind of didn't help it all.
Speaker 8: And I was like I got more confidence. I was like, all,
Speaker 8: I'm gonna do this instead. Yeah, it burned me sometimes
Speaker 8: but also helped me out sometimes.
Speaker 2: There was a couple of times Mitch had like fifteen
Speaker 2: and the dealer was showing like an eight, and I go, Mitch,
Speaker 2: you're gonna bust, but you got to hit.
Speaker 1: So he'd hit, he'd.
Speaker 2: Bust, I'd win, and the dealer would bust or something
Speaker 2: would happen.
Speaker 4: The theme of the night or the saying was just
Speaker 4: for the greater good, for the.
Speaker 1: Greater good, dude.
Speaker 2: It was like, if you're thinking about a vibe like
Speaker 2: an uh a Vegas experience that truly was like maybe
Speaker 2: the greatest Vegas experience I've ever had. It was a
Speaker 2: lot of boxes, A lot of boxes, dude, A lot
Speaker 2: of fucking boxes.
Speaker 1: It was. It was awesome, But.
Speaker 2: I really do think maybe not this year, maybe not
Speaker 2: next year, but you gotta do it once.
Speaker 1: In what capacity.
Speaker 3: I mean, we could take it and then just fucking
Speaker 3: I'll dumb it down to like a different world.
Speaker 1: You can do attept and audiands. I mean.
Speaker 2: And try to win four Yeah, I mean we should
Speaker 2: do that. I mean we should absolutely do that. It's
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Speaker 7: Will have you seen all the chaos going on in
Speaker 7: Colorado right now?
Speaker 3: No, what's the case? How the hell they sold a
Speaker 3: lot of tickets for the spring game.
Speaker 4: Well, no, they had a huge sellout for their spring game.
Speaker 7: But in the last week, this is how many players
Speaker 7: have either entered the transfer portal or de committed from Colorado.
Speaker 7: From Colorado since the spring game this past weekend.
Speaker 1: I wonder, why is there anything that Dion said.
Speaker 4: I've been looking around. I haven't seen anything.
Speaker 7: There's nothing like coming outside of the organization that's like
Speaker 7: pointing towards this. But when you have this many big
Speaker 7: leave or de commit it feels like something might be
Speaker 7: going on.
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe those guys aren't louis big news.
Speaker 4: For Nebraska coming up in the in the fall.
Speaker 3: You know, maybe I think I wish they had a
Speaker 3: loaded team because we're still gonna whoop that ass in
Speaker 3: week two.
Speaker 1: But that's how I feel. That's what I feel.
Speaker 2: A Lawan tweet the other day, Yeah, it was that picture.
Speaker 2: He says, love y'all to life.
Speaker 1: Do what no hit?
Speaker 2: A law Wan tweet it said, love y'all to life,
Speaker 2: that are four life. It was nice to see what
Speaker 2: goes on. What goes also happened, Yeah, what goes on
Speaker 2: in your guys' brains When you guys do stuff like that,
Speaker 2: you just know what you're trying to say and you
Speaker 2: kind of just tweet it out real fast and then
Speaker 2: you know, you look at it or you get a
Speaker 2: text from you and it's like, brother, it's this, not this,
Speaker 2: And I'm like, uh, the worst feeling.
Speaker 1: You know. I do want to correct. I never come
Speaker 1: as you like that straight and narrow.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, you do. But it's not it's it's not
Speaker 2: like a negative thing. Yeah, like if I if you are,
Speaker 2: if you were.
Speaker 3: Uh, if you're like trying to do some whether it's
Speaker 3: a giveaway or something like that, that is.
Speaker 1: Where I will check. Yeah, because you gotta get on
Speaker 1: that quick. Yeah, if it's.
Speaker 3: Something that you're just normally doing, just out in the
Speaker 3: wild and your tweeting, you'll see me in the comments
Speaker 3: for sure.
Speaker 1: Yea. And that hurts worse the boys in the comments.
Speaker 3: When I when you did your anniversary shutout and I
Speaker 3: was like, oh, no, what is the crop?
Speaker 2: The crop got back literally before I even saw your
Speaker 2: guy's comments here and goes, what the fuck are you
Speaker 2: doing with these pictures?
Speaker 1: Man? I'm like show.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm thinking, like Bro. I looked at him, like,
Speaker 2: how the fuck do you make it bigger?
Speaker 1: Bro? A boomer? Like a fucking boomer, dude.
Speaker 2: I was like literally looking at my phone this close,
Speaker 2: trying to figure it all out. Whatever, dude, whatever, do
Speaker 2: you want those players to go to Nebraska?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: I mean if they're good, yeah, absolutely, Like if those
Speaker 3: are solid play they forced our cornerback, yeah, we'll take him.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I know nothing about these players. Maybe they just weren't
Speaker 3: about it, Maybe they weren't about the culture.
Speaker 1: Maybe they weren't Louis. Yeah, maybe they weren't Louis. Maybe
Speaker 1: they weren't built on that discipline.
Speaker 3: That he preaches them once and everything like that. Who
Speaker 3: knows fucking no clue. I will look into that.
Speaker 2: It is an outstanding week, dude. The NFL Draft is
Speaker 2: in two days. I know the Boys are going up
Speaker 2: to New York, going to HQ. That'll be really fun.
Speaker 2: Every time you go to h Q, it's a really
Speaker 2: good time. I'm anxious. I'm anxious to sit there as
Speaker 2: a fan and watch first time. This is probably the
Speaker 2: first time you've watched the draft not stressed.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't watched the draft stress the last I
Speaker 1: didn't last year. Oh, yeah, that's true. Year before that?
Speaker 1: Where was that?
Speaker 3: The year before that? So last year was nothing. Year
Speaker 3: before that Raiders.
Speaker 1: Yeah you were, but you didn't go there until like
Speaker 1: the middle of the season, right, But the year before
Speaker 1: that was Titans. Yeah.
Speaker 3: The next year, you're hoping that the team doesn't take
Speaker 3: a linebacker, right, because that's when Haz was still there
Speaker 3: has lit. There's hoping that the team doesn't take a
Speaker 3: linebacker because you're like, Okay, well they'll still need they
Speaker 3: could still need a linebacker.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you kind of wish, and you just you just
Speaker 2: wish that the Titans would get their head out of
Speaker 2: their ass. You see them signing a bunch of white linebackers,
Speaker 2: and it's like the best one sitting right next to me.
Speaker 3: I know it's right down the street, but he knows
Speaker 3: I'm not available until November December.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: He wants to least bought in from the get go.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's fair. Yeah, you're gonna need that too with
Speaker 2: the roster got going on over there. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: because they who they signed. I've seen the neeman. He's
Speaker 2: a solid little backer. Now, I did shoot him. We
Speaker 2: have the same asion.
Speaker 3: I had to seek out his number when I was
Speaker 3: on when I was on the Raiders because he held
Speaker 3: me on my first punk coverage coming back when we
Speaker 3: were at the Chiefs, he held me and tackle me
Speaker 3: and I didn't get the flag. I ended up throwing
Speaker 3: up my hands and everything else, but I ended up
Speaker 3: getting hold up just to text him and let him know, like, hey,
Speaker 3: I just want you know, I filmed the fucking iPad
Speaker 3: and just to let him.
Speaker 1: Know you held you held me on this.
Speaker 2: It's always a tough photo when he got the arm
Speaker 2: coming out because it makes your arm look so much smaller.
Speaker 1: Dude looks kind of sick right there. Yeah, but look
Speaker 1: at his right arm. His right arm looks fucking juice.
Speaker 2: Right. That left one looks like you can tell which
Speaker 2: army beats with Yeah, yeah, yeah, that man's been putting
Speaker 2: an extra work on that right hand. Let's get amdexterous brother,
Speaker 2: because that's a tough I have a couple of them boys.
Speaker 2: You kind of look at You're like, bro, do I
Speaker 2: even do arms? And you see the other one that's
Speaker 2: like fucking le's gold dude. But sometimes you get caught
Speaker 2: at angle. You caught in that exhale at angle for
Speaker 2: people who.
Speaker 7: Are like new listeners this year, I know we talk
Speaker 7: about it, I feel like every year around this time,
Speaker 7: but you guys want to talk about like undrafted versus
Speaker 7: drafted cats, or like how you feel going in I know,
Speaker 7: like in twenty fourteen for you getting drafted, Like what
Speaker 7: were your thoughts going into that week, like the processes
Speaker 7: and everything that surrounds that.
Speaker 2: So my my draft experience was it was all right,
Speaker 2: That's what it was at Radio City every single year.
Speaker 2: So I flew into Radio City with my mom, my dad,
Speaker 2: my brother, and a couple of friends.
Speaker 1: How many people did you get in the green room
Speaker 1: with you? How many do they? A lot?
Speaker 2: It was my mom My, Dad, my brother, Nikki, and
Speaker 2: Brown Bear. Those are those are the five I got,
Speaker 2: plus my agents. There was Pat was sitting with me,
Speaker 2: and then Tom was. He had a couple of guys,
Speaker 2: so he was kind of moving from table to table. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and you sit there and you're kind of in a
Speaker 2: limbo piero because you don't you have an idea of
Speaker 2: where you're going to go, but you really don't know,
Speaker 2: like you're not. I didn't think for a second I
Speaker 2: was gonna go to the Titans. I I fail this
Speaker 2: a whole bunch ahead Michael Ruse, who was a long
Speaker 2: time vet there, and they just signed Michael Orr in
Speaker 2: free agency from Baltimore, who won a Super Bowl a
Speaker 2: couple of years ago, And so I thought, there's no
Speaker 2: way I'm going there.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to go to Detroit and I won.
Speaker 2: I honestly want to go number six to Atlanta because
Speaker 2: I knew I had a strong feeling I wasn't gonna
Speaker 2: be the first tackle taking, but I had a really
Speaker 2: I had a even stronger feeling I was gonna be
Speaker 2: the second tackle taken.
Speaker 1: And the whole week's awesome. Dude, they treat you like royalty.
Speaker 2: You go to you go, uh, do some cool stuff,
Speaker 2: Like you go to a couple of hospitals and meet
Speaker 2: with some people that are just going through massive adversity
Speaker 2: and you have an opportunity to sit with them for
Speaker 2: a while and that's that's a really cool experience. And
Speaker 2: then you get there and it's like the nerves, dude,
Speaker 2: like you walk in. I've kind of told this story,
Speaker 2: but my mom where all the moms are wearing their
Speaker 2: Sunday best and my mom's wearing a damn a shirt
Speaker 2: that that's the cleavage goes down to the damn belly button.
Speaker 1: Dude, she was showing wings. Yeah what's that? You can
Speaker 1: go se hot wings if she needed to.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that means, but yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: yeah yeah yes. And so I get to the green room.
Speaker 2: I'm feeling I'm fucking feeling myself. I got this Tansu
Speaker 2: black collar. I'm feeling like a million domestic. I got
Speaker 2: my ray bands on, and I go to Twitter and
Speaker 2: everyone's talking about one to fuck my mom. So that
Speaker 2: was the first all I took during that day. Then,
Speaker 2: but the week the Monday before that draft and Thursday,
Speaker 2: the Falcons literally flew to Arizona and met with me
Speaker 2: and like, hey, if you're there at six, like be ready.
Speaker 1: I was thinking about, I'm gonna be there at six.
Speaker 1: Oh ready. Yeah. So I don't know why I still
Speaker 1: actually have it too.
Speaker 2: But when I was when the draft process was going on,
Speaker 2: I got a napkin from the table I was at
Speaker 2: in a sharp and I wrote down every single player
Speaker 2: that was taken before me. I still have that napkin
Speaker 2: in the basement of my house and underlined the tackles taken.
Speaker 2: I remember six coming up, and I'm like, all right,
Speaker 2: I'm about to be a Falcon. I'm about to be
Speaker 2: a dirty bird dude, about to go live and buckhead,
Speaker 2: about to fucking rip around and flower branch at the facilities.
Speaker 2: I saw the facility. They're amazing. There are day and
Speaker 2: night better than the tight facilities. When I went there
Speaker 2: and the phone starts ringing, but it's two it's two
Speaker 2: tables over, and it's Jake Matthew. He got Taken, who's
Speaker 2: a good, good ball player. He's had a good career
Speaker 2: with the Falcons, for sure. But I was hot and
Speaker 2: I ended up leaving and I told the story about
Speaker 2: Rihanna and all that in between going down the hallway
Speaker 2: at an other podcast, but.
Speaker 1: I was fucking livid. And then Ken comes.
Speaker 2: That's when the Lions picked, and I was like, please, God, no,
Speaker 2: and it's no disrespect to the lines fans.
Speaker 1: You guys are on.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, you guys are doing this right now. You guys
Speaker 2: are ascending. But back then were there was no ascending.
Speaker 2: And I was over Michigan. I had that assault case
Speaker 2: going on, so I was like, give me the fuck
Speaker 2: out of Michigan. I don't want to live in that area.
Speaker 2: And then the Titans called at eleven. I get the
Speaker 2: call and you can literally see the video. I have
Speaker 2: the phone in my hand. I'm giving a thumbs up
Speaker 2: to the camera, but I'm I'm mad.
Speaker 1: I was. I was very mad, yet not that and
Speaker 1: then being.
Speaker 2: The third tackle taken, I felt I felt wrong and
Speaker 2: I actually ended up talking to a guy that was
Speaker 2: a higher up in the recruiting process or the scouting
Speaker 2: process at the Falcons, and he told me, he's like, hey,
Speaker 2: the reason why we didn't take you is because all
Speaker 2: your off the field issues. Jake was just a safer
Speaker 2: bed at that time, and he, you know, he had
Speaker 2: some really kind things to say. But at the time,
Speaker 2: I was fucking hot, which sounds ridiculous. I was taking
Speaker 2: eleventh overall in the NFL draft, Like what ad dream
Speaker 2: come true? But I was fucking I was mad, Well.
Speaker 1: What about you two? That thirteen.
Speaker 3: Name did not get called? Yeah? Uh, I like I
Speaker 3: knew that. When I didn't get invited to the combine,
Speaker 3: I was like, fuck man, I was down in the
Speaker 3: dumps about it. And then what is it the top
Speaker 3: three hundred or top three fifty that they think is
Speaker 3: gonna get drafted go to the combine?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And then I had a good pro day people
Speaker 1: with the.
Speaker 3: How about that forty five six laser one seven ten one?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Brother, Yeah, I was moving fast.
Speaker 3: I was moving, but walking away from pro Day, I
Speaker 3: was on cloud nine thinking, like you know, I made
Speaker 3: myself some money. That's where I went from preferred free
Speaker 3: agent to like laiter around like five.
Speaker 1: Through preferred freeze.
Speaker 3: You're reading all the articles. Oh yeah, I just can't.
Speaker 3: You just can't fucking help it, man, You cannot help.
Speaker 3: But just look at it every day, and it's funny.
Speaker 3: You brought up the napkin thing and run down all
Speaker 3: the players. I remember when I didn't get drafted and
Speaker 3: then I'm going to Washington, Like I had that whole
Speaker 3: list of all the linebackers that got drafted and how.
Speaker 1: Long, like who would outlast too? Type of thing.
Speaker 3: I want to say, maybe John Bostik was the only
Speaker 3: one who outlasted me in that entire class.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it sucked.
Speaker 3: There there's a point where you're like, you're hoping to
Speaker 3: go like fifth round, you know, maybe sixth, and then
Speaker 3: when you get the seventh it's it's better to go
Speaker 3: undrafted than get drafted in the seventh round, even though
Speaker 3: you would get your name.
Speaker 1: Called and you would you know, be able to take
Speaker 1: a phone call and celebrate with your family.
Speaker 3: But oh and then there's also a part of you
Speaker 3: that thinks, like, you know, the Bill Belichicks when they
Speaker 3: have these wild drafts where they just have some guy
Speaker 3: that's not really heard of and then they get drafted
Speaker 3: hard and they should like play that moment in your
Speaker 3: head too, like that scene you could.
Speaker 1: Be at Bill Belichick.
Speaker 3: Yeah you could be like a fucking one of them
Speaker 3: Patriot guys that just gets fucking kicked.
Speaker 1: So you I held onto that hope.
Speaker 3: But when it didn't happen, like, yeah, it sucked, but
Speaker 3: I always just thought to myself, like, yo, if I
Speaker 3: just get a true if I get a real opportunity,
Speaker 3: like I'll be straight. Then you get there and realize,
Speaker 3: like it's just a fucking uphill battle, like you know
Speaker 3: how it is like when guys are on the ninety
Speaker 3: of my roster and you get the guys from the
Speaker 3: rookie mini camp and everything else, especially if you're not
Speaker 3: like you're not like getting those top two spots on
Speaker 3: depth charts, like.
Speaker 1: You're just fucking running you know, four string. Yeah, Like
Speaker 1: I was living with anxiety any day could.
Speaker 3: We were in a three four, So there was three
Speaker 3: you know, three teams, right, two backers. Three and four
Speaker 3: is the second team, five and six was the third team.
Speaker 3: I was the seventh fucking backer on the roster, bro,
Speaker 3: And I'm talking, yeah, to start the guy who was
Speaker 3: a third strain. There's a rookie and undrafted rookie who
Speaker 3: was a third string that was ahead of me two
Speaker 3: Jeremy Kimbro.
Speaker 1: Shout out the boy, Jemmy Kimbro.
Speaker 3: But uh yeah, your boy who was at the fucking bottom, bro, damn,
Speaker 3: And like, yeah, it was a grind. I'm fired up
Speaker 3: about it out But like you. Uh yeah, it sucks
Speaker 3: not getting your name called. You want your name called.
Speaker 3: It's just what it is, like, that's just you want
Speaker 3: to hear your name called. You want to see it
Speaker 3: on the fucking TV. You want to hear mel Kiper
Speaker 3: and any of those dudes talk about you see your
Speaker 3: highlights come across. This is a guy like he might
Speaker 3: be limited athletically here, but blah blah blah. And you're
Speaker 3: fucking seeing place. Maybe that pick six from the Capitol
Speaker 3: one bow that you take to the house. Cerebral backer
Speaker 3: Will Compton at Nebraska he was a cat blah blah.
Speaker 3: You have all this stuff going on in your head
Speaker 3: that you just hope happens and it doesn't and you know,
Speaker 3: you gotta she got a fucking adapt at some point.
Speaker 1: But anyway, that was my like draft experience.
Speaker 3: And the first day day one, the Chargers hit me
Speaker 3: up talking like, uh, you know, be ready.
Speaker 1: They ended up taking Manti Tale at.
Speaker 3: The very start of the second round because Manta Tail
Speaker 3: fell out of the first round because all the stuff
Speaker 3: that was going on with him at the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they're like, hey, we like it.
Speaker 3: That's actually Joe Berry, who's the decoordinator at the Chargers
Speaker 3: who was my or not the Chargers the Packers who
Speaker 3: ended up being my decordinator with the red Skins. But
Speaker 3: they call on day one and you're kind of like, hopefully, yo,
Speaker 3: the boy might get a call.
Speaker 1: Sooner than later.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and then you know, day three came, nothing happened,
Speaker 3: had family, had friends over, just like your usual barbecue backyard.
Speaker 2: How did that feel though, when kind of everyone's excited
Speaker 2: because what the day three five six seven?
Speaker 3: Day three's five uh four five six seven four five
Speaker 3: six seven.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So you're sitting there and everyone comes over at
Speaker 2: the start of four. Everyone's excited and you're kind of
Speaker 2: sitting there and I'm sure there was a point where you.
Speaker 1: Like walked away from the TV.
Speaker 3: No, not like walk away, like I was enjoying it,
Speaker 3: but people are curious like how you're feeling, you know,
Speaker 3: and and that, and you're like, oh, you know, it
Speaker 3: is what it is, yeah, cause you got to get
Speaker 3: over it, you know what I mean, Like like the
Speaker 3: minute you don't get drafted or you like he's you're
Speaker 3: just you're mad or whatever, like at some point you
Speaker 3: got to get over it, Like are he just like
Speaker 3: do I take that same bags because when I got there,
Speaker 3: like I'm nervous as can be. You got all these
Speaker 3: guys who are filling out all their medical stuff everything.
Speaker 3: Everybody's kind of posturing a little bit, looking like, oh,
Speaker 3: it's that a linebacker blah blah blah. Then you go
Speaker 3: through rookie minutie camp and everything else, and then you
Speaker 3: get to the ninety man roster and you just see
Speaker 3: like you just got to hit the ground running as rookie,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. They don't it's like they
Speaker 3: hold your hand or anything else. They just tell you, hey,
Speaker 3: don't watch the vets, don't follow the vets. That'll get
Speaker 3: you cut, because vets care of themselves way differently, way
Speaker 3: different work like a like a rookie would. Yeah, dude, there.
Speaker 3: I remember when six happened for me and Brown Bear,
Speaker 3: my brother and my mom. They're all like kind of
Speaker 3: trying to make jokes to make me feel better, but
Speaker 3: it just made me way more mad. I was like, like, literally,
Speaker 3: I had to like cinema, like, guys, I just need
Speaker 3: you guys to shut the fuck up for a little bit.
Speaker 2: Let me just be in this anger. And they kept
Speaker 2: doing it, and that's when I went to the bathroom,
Speaker 2: I was like, I gotta I got it.
Speaker 3: And it's gotta be a little heightened too, because you're
Speaker 3: at Radio City and you're in front, you're around the
Speaker 3: who's who, and uh you you probably subconsciously are like
Speaker 3: he cocked up amongst everybody, like who's gonna go higher here?
Speaker 3: It's not like I'm sitting in a room with all
Speaker 3: the backers and then one gets up and leaves and
Speaker 3: you're just like these motherfuckers.
Speaker 2: Right, You're just you're kind of just hoping, and you
Speaker 2: don't realize at the time, like the needs of other teams,
Speaker 2: like you don't really know that you're like I know,
Speaker 2: like I knew, like hey, Falcons want to left tackle,
Speaker 2: you know this team might want to left tackle and
Speaker 2: that that kind of thing. But you're just thinking, like
Speaker 2: the best players are going first, and this is what
Speaker 2: they think of you, right, You're not good enough to
Speaker 2: go in the top ten, Like you're not that guy.
Speaker 1: You're not that guy pal And so there was there
Speaker 1: is you.
Speaker 2: As you learn more, you realize like, hey, this team
Speaker 2: just didn't need to tackle right now, this this team
Speaker 2: blah blah blah.
Speaker 3: All right, like the team's literally doing what they think
Speaker 3: is in their best interests out nothing to do with
Speaker 3: the personal.
Speaker 1: Kid. I remember the Titans being Titans fans being pissed.
Speaker 3: I was drafted mad because they had Rus and the
Speaker 3: eleventh pick.
Speaker 2: And Whiz Like it was like, hey, it's the best
Speaker 2: available player, blah blah blah. And I was like thinking,
Speaker 2: that's nice of them to say, but am I gonna
Speaker 2: fucking play or what?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, you don't know, like there's that competitive
Speaker 1: edge in you.
Speaker 2: But then you see like Michael Michael Ruse and you're like, fuck, dude,
Speaker 2: Like the guy had horrible technique. Michael Ruse had terrible technique.
Speaker 2: He's fucking he had an ugly set his he always
Speaker 2: would clamp. He's always wearing dumb long sleeves of practice.
Speaker 2: But like he just consistently was a machine like last
Speaker 2: one in, first one out, but just did his ship
Speaker 2: yeah the way, and you're like, man, there's no way.
Speaker 2: And he's never like missed the game. He missed like
Speaker 2: one game's whole career to appendicitis that like exploded when
Speaker 2: they're on the plane and he was still thinking about playing,
Speaker 2: like I'm never gonna fucking play and then I'm thinking
Speaker 2: to myself, God, damn if if you going to any
Speaker 2: other position, career's over like that. Ye, like it's crazy
Speaker 2: the luck it had to happen. And shout out Michael
Speaker 2: Ruis for getting hurt Week five against the Cleveland Browns.
Speaker 2: But like, thank god, you're not wrong about the luck factor. No,
Speaker 2: you need that You're not wrong, Like there's there would
Speaker 2: be zero I would have I would have had a
Speaker 2: zero year career had Keenan Robinson not got hurt on
Speaker 2: day one of training camp because I was seven, like
Speaker 2: I was telling you, and they only ran through threes
Speaker 2: and Keenan Robinson goes down and there's this peck first
Speaker 2: day of training camp.
Speaker 3: And just like that, I'm six. I'm now up with
Speaker 3: the third team. Then I get a you know you're
Speaker 3: you're taking advantage of your reps. Then the undrafted cat
Speaker 3: who's ahead of me running with the twos, he ends
Speaker 3: up tearing his hamstring. So then I get to play
Speaker 3: with the twos and uh, your boy had a couple
Speaker 3: of picks one game. And then I got to play
Speaker 3: second string for our first preseason game at Tennessee, really
Speaker 3: wearing number forty six. But truly, there would have been
Speaker 3: zero career had injuries not happened in front of me
Speaker 3: like that. Yeah yeah, I mean you gotta you gotta
Speaker 3: imagine and right if Keenan Robson doesn't go down, he
Speaker 3: was a pick who they had the year before, fourth
Speaker 3: rounder linebacker attacks is fucking looks like Tarzan bro Like
Speaker 3: just that's what you want to look like as a linebacker.
Speaker 3: And literally first play of training camp goes down, so
Speaker 3: you have been his career after that, Uh, he played
Speaker 3: a few more years. He played a couple of years.
Speaker 3: But uh, yeah, you're talking about that luck factor. I
Speaker 3: mean you kind of need some things to go your way,
Speaker 3: you know, as an undrafted guy, because sometimes like undrafted
Speaker 3: guys or people lower like ask me stuff, and I
Speaker 3: just always think in the back of my head, like, yeah.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you are gonna need a little bit of luck.
Speaker 3: But whenever that luck does happen, you gotta be like
Speaker 3: opportunistic like you got. You have to be able to
Speaker 3: be ready versus like you know, pouting and sulking and
Speaker 3: thinking like I should be doing this, I should be
Speaker 3: doing that, because one day your time's gonna come right.
Speaker 3: Like it's like if you were like, oh am, I
Speaker 3: ever gonna fucking play Like, Okay, I'll slack off a
Speaker 3: little bit more in practice, I'll get away with this, coaches,
Speaker 3: I'm a first rounder X, Y, and Z. Then when
Speaker 3: somebody goes down or when they go out and your
Speaker 3: number gets called, like you're either gonna prove them right
Speaker 3: by fucking not playing you in the first play, or
Speaker 3: that's gonna be your shot to like have an opportunity
Speaker 3: and then not look back.
Speaker 6: Yeah, didn't you also feel like you're already like in
Speaker 6: a bad position because of the number you're wearing.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you want to talk about that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I was forty six. I was Alfred
Speaker 3: Morris's number. He just came off of a Pro Bowl year,
Speaker 3: Alfred Morris, the running back he could just got done
Speaker 3: playing in the Pro Bowl. And so like when I
Speaker 3: had forty six, it's kind of like you kind of
Speaker 3: already know what fucking time it is in that situation.
Speaker 3: And then again like the just being at the bottom,
Speaker 3: like I felt like the linebyer coach didn't really mess
Speaker 3: with me. Some old head love London Fletcher, like love
Speaker 3: the guys, you know how it is too, like coaches
Speaker 3: they kind of love the vets that they have there.
Speaker 3: You kind of know who's gonna be on the roster.
Speaker 3: If I was a first round pick to be hey,
Speaker 3: bring him along, all this kind of stuff. But you
Speaker 3: gotta know some of those guys are gonna, like when
Speaker 3: we start to get more established, you kind of know
Speaker 3: the room everybody draft weak's coming up.
Speaker 1: Some of the guys at the bottom are going, hey,
Speaker 1: don't grab, don't grab this position, that position. You kind
Speaker 1: of know what your room's gonna look like.
Speaker 3: Unless there's a high round pick that's gonna be like
Speaker 3: like you, for instance, with like Dylan, anybody else, you
Speaker 3: know they're gonna be on the roster. You're gonna have
Speaker 3: to bring him along at some point. So sometimes the
Speaker 3: coaches don't mess with you as much. But when those
Speaker 3: when Keene got hurt and Jeremy got hurt and literally
Speaker 3: fucking had two interceptions one day, and Mike Shanahan was like,
Speaker 3: oh you're mister interception. I'm thinking like, yo, Mike Shanahan
Speaker 3: knows who I am right now. Yeah, Because I made
Speaker 3: a couple of plays on RG and Kirk and then
Speaker 3: from there it's like I got the opportunity to play
Speaker 3: and then you just then you just don't look back,
Speaker 3: like when you go in, you fucking play well, versus like, oh,
Speaker 3: he could be a.
Speaker 1: Bus, he could be this, he could be that. Why
Speaker 1: isn't he playing yet? He's yours? When your first rounding pick?
Speaker 1: Like why is he playing?
Speaker 3: It's it's you know, it's not like you're a quarterback,
Speaker 3: Like I feel like quarterback is the only one where
Speaker 3: if you're not playing quarterback, everybody else would probably be
Speaker 3: starting in that first year, you have that expectation anyway, and.
Speaker 2: It shows like the amount of awareness that you are able
Speaker 2: to develop as you get older. Because when my rookie year,
Speaker 2: I thought, man, I could get cut, and I was a,
Speaker 2: you're not. If you're a first round pick, you're a
Speaker 2: top fifteen pick, you literally have to do the most
Speaker 2: insane shit to get cut, Like it's literally almost impossible
Speaker 2: to get cut. But I'm literally thinking, I mean got
Speaker 2: to the point I literally walked up the ruise and
Speaker 2: I was like, hand, yea, how do cuts work?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Am I gonna be all right? And he like laughed
Speaker 2: in my face. He's like, you're gonna be here, like
Speaker 2: whether you play or not. But it's it's a it's
Speaker 2: a fearful thing. I remember, like the the fourth preseason
Speaker 2: game was against the Falcons. We went down and practice
Speaker 2: against them, and then, uh we I played the entire
Speaker 2: fourth preseason game because I wasn't starting, and they're like,
Speaker 2: just get out there, get your reps.
Speaker 1: Brutal. I was going against the d end and uh it.
Speaker 2: Was like this this white dude, he probably you know,
Speaker 2: he probably got the cut the next day, but he
Speaker 2: was like saying to me, He's like, you, why what
Speaker 2: are you even doing out here? And Jake Matthews is starting,
Speaker 2: by the way, like we're playing in Jake six, He's
Speaker 2: starting and I'm not on my fuck they were right,
Speaker 2: like they were right to take him. And literally, this dude,
Speaker 2: this fucking white d n is like it's like you're
Speaker 2: gonna be like you're not gonna hear a bust already,
Speaker 2: Like Louke, you're out here in the fourth I fucking
Speaker 2: I took that dude for a ride. The next took
Speaker 2: him for a maybe so mad and hurt dude, it
Speaker 2: hurts so bad. When he said I was like, fuck, dude,
Speaker 2: am I buss am? I as crazy and it's crazy.
Speaker 2: Other things just just turned too. Like those first six
Speaker 2: weeks are like doing whatever you can to stand on
Speaker 2: top of it, and then you start and end up
Speaker 2: making like all rookie team and you're like, oh am
Speaker 2: I really him? Yeah, oh I got a shot. Damn
Speaker 2: I could actually be something out here.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Man, it was just it's a fucking wild deal.
Speaker 2: It's a wild deal, and it's crazy watching the stress
Speaker 2: like I would watch a two as an eighteen or nineteen,
Speaker 2: Like Ben was going to be a free agent the
Speaker 2: next year, and I know I he says now he
Speaker 2: wanted to be at the Titans. But Ben's always done
Speaker 2: a really good job of playing chess, like not let
Speaker 2: anyone really know where he stands. But we were actually
Speaker 2: talking about today, like, hey, have you ever been stressed
Speaker 2: for a draft? And I was only stressed for one draft,
Speaker 2: uh for my second year, going to my third year.
Speaker 2: But Ben was eighteen nineteen. He was super stressed about
Speaker 2: it because he was like, man, he wanted to be
Speaker 2: at Tennessee. He wasn't telling anybody you want to but
Speaker 2: he's gonna be a free agent. And I know there's
Speaker 2: another guy some center. I think it's something Daniels, maybe
Speaker 2: an out of Ale or something like that, and that
Speaker 2: guy got picked to pick before the Titans, which he
Speaker 2: who knows if the Titans would have taken him, but
Speaker 2: that's what you know. Ben was telling me like it's
Speaker 2: like fuck, like let's go, I'm gonna be here, blahlah blah,
Speaker 2: like in your head you're playing that game like and
Speaker 2: I'm sure it was like like that for you. I
Speaker 2: remember Test eighteen. You were legit, Like I think, I think,
Speaker 2: I actually, hey, you want to watch the draft.
Speaker 1: Or something like that. My brother, I kind of just
Speaker 1: want to see it myself for that thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I also with a couple of my boys.
Speaker 3: And then when we traded up, Titans traded up because
Speaker 3: I got brought in and sign on one one year
Speaker 3: for two million dollars and Wesley Wood you obviously captain
Speaker 3: he stud but the other than that, it was me, Wes, Jayon.
Speaker 3: There wasn't a whole lot in the room, so we
Speaker 3: all knew that we'll be competing. Like Jayon was probably
Speaker 3: the most promising one that was going to like have
Speaker 3: a role no matter what, because he was young, he
Speaker 3: was athletic, all that stuff, Like they just needed to
Speaker 3: get some edge out of him. And the Titans trade
Speaker 3: up to get Rashaun Evans. I remember sitting at one
Speaker 3: of the bars in Germantown with uh Logan and Nick
Speaker 3: there in town. Yeah, and they traded up and drafted
Speaker 3: Vershan and I was like, motherfucker, dude, because.
Speaker 1: You just know what time it is, no matter what
Speaker 1: that year.
Speaker 3: If you remember Rashaan tour hamstring, he was out all
Speaker 3: of training camp, yeah, and I remember, and he ends
Speaker 3: up playing the moment he's healthy, like he's out there,
Speaker 3: he's playing there.
Speaker 1: Oh no, he's gonna play.
Speaker 2: I remember talking to you about it during camp, like, bro,
Speaker 2: hey like not happy. We're sure you don't want people
Speaker 2: get hurt, but it's like this, that's the game you're playing.
Speaker 3: And we trained together also, like we all knew, like
Speaker 3: I spent the one year and your you when you
Speaker 3: sign one year after free instry, you're like trying to
Speaker 3: like you're on like a little prove a year. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like man, I'm gonna because I tour, I broke or
Speaker 3: a head a list frank injury, and so then I
Speaker 3: came here and so yeah, we've been working all.
Speaker 2: Summer and I was like I remember being like, hey,
Speaker 2: fucking good for you, and I remember, like a couple
Speaker 2: of weeks after during training camp, You're like, he's gonna
Speaker 2: play at the minute he comes back, and I was like,
Speaker 2: damn for real, there's no way.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 3: It always bothered me, man, But yeah, every draft you're
Speaker 3: sitting there, you're just hoping they don't draft somebody. The
Speaker 3: only draft I felt comfortable in was when I was
Speaker 3: going into either fifteen or sixteen. Yeah, that's the only
Speaker 3: time where I just felt comfortable. I'm like, oh, they're
Speaker 3: probably gonna take a mic backer in the first round.
Speaker 3: If they do, it's gonna be somebody to like play
Speaker 3: next to me or somebody, which is a fun feeling
Speaker 3: to have.
Speaker 7: Yeah, what's like a piece of advice you can give
Speaker 7: to even even like current because it's not like they
Speaker 7: give you the courtesy of texting like hey, like we're
Speaker 7: about to take like a backer, Like you just see
Speaker 7: it on the ticker, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you just see it seemingly, but like literally, I'm
Speaker 3: refreshing all the beat writers that write for the team,
Speaker 3: I'm like refreshing their little timeline.
Speaker 7: I feel like you can apply to a lot of
Speaker 7: aspects of life, like if you're not an NFL player, though, Like,
Speaker 7: what is a piece of advice to guys where you
Speaker 7: just have to take that and stride like you find
Speaker 7: out in that moment, and like what's your mindset? And
Speaker 7: like how do you move forward in a productive way
Speaker 7: and not just be like filled with anger and resentment
Speaker 7: towards like your employer, I guess. But what's like a
Speaker 7: good piece of advice you can give to guys out
Speaker 7: there that see that in real time?
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Speaker 2: asking was is what would advice would you give to
Speaker 2: somebody to kind of just stay the course and work
Speaker 2: through the process when anxiety is basically hitting on you
Speaker 2: and whether you're nervous about your career.
Speaker 1: So was that ed? Jack? Yeah? Recap that? Well, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know my favorite saying, you know, one of my favorite.
Speaker 3: Sayings people sometimes they'll last. People do Yeah, that will that.
Speaker 3: But like nobody's coming to save you. It's truly the
Speaker 3: minute you are fucking in that headspace of you things
Speaker 3: that you just can't control, that you're just assuming the words,
Speaker 3: You're playing so many different games in your head. What
Speaker 3: if this happens, What if that happens? What if they
Speaker 3: think this? What if they say that, oh I read
Speaker 3: this one thing? Does everybody think that way? At the
Speaker 3: end of the day, nobody is coming to save you. So,
Speaker 3: like I was saying earlier, the moment that you do
Speaker 3: get an opportunity, because an opportunity is going to come
Speaker 3: at some point, it might not be at the time,
Speaker 3: and that you want it to not the most ideal
Speaker 3: time in your perfect world.
Speaker 1: We all want the perfect scenario.
Speaker 3: But the moment it does come, as it comes, you
Speaker 3: have to be ready to fucking go, and you you're
Speaker 3: either going to prove yourself right or you're going to
Speaker 3: prove them right.
Speaker 1: There's this one situation.
Speaker 3: It wasn't like drafts or anything else, but I was
Speaker 3: pissed because one of our guys went on IR labor.
Speaker 3: And this is twenty seventeen, this is before I came
Speaker 3: to the Titans, and uh, Mason Foster. He goes on
Speaker 3: IR for his labor, and so me and Spate are
Speaker 3: splitting reps and I am so fucking mad. Bro, I'm talking.
Speaker 3: I'm bringing this energy into the meeting rooms. I go
Speaker 3: and have a one on one my linebacker coach. I
Speaker 3: end up storming out of the office. Head coach Jay Grenait.
Speaker 3: He's like, oh, hey, comp sometimes you just need a
Speaker 3: hug and tries to like hug me, and I just
Speaker 3: don't fucking hug him. I kind of like, am give
Speaker 3: him space. And I'm like, that's not Will Compton, No,
Speaker 3: that's I mean all I was fucking tight, bro, I'm
Speaker 3: decorder comes out, Hey, what's wrong with comp And I
Speaker 3: just do this thing where I basically just put on
Speaker 3: as much swag as possible. I'm talking like, you know,
Speaker 3: I dude's put a towel on, I'll put like fucking
Speaker 3: five towels on me. I'll just act as dumb as
Speaker 3: possible in front of everybody on the field, and I'll
Speaker 3: just like work hard not talk to anybody because I
Speaker 3: want people in all mad.
Speaker 1: It's almost like my own way to protest.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and jacib over talking to me, and I was like, yo,
Speaker 3: I don't fucking understand what makes you think that, Like
Speaker 3: I shouldn't be playing this entire game. I'm playing the
Speaker 3: whole fucking victimized mentality. And I was playing in bass
Speaker 3: that week. Well, if you're you play backer, you want
Speaker 3: to more nickel and dime, You're gonna get more burn
Speaker 3: on the field. I was playing in bass, so you
Speaker 3: know we were about to play the Cowboys. So Cowboys
Speaker 3: played a good amount of bass, and they wanted to
Speaker 3: split me in Spate reps, which I thought was fucking bullshit.
Speaker 3: I was now healthy all this stuff, so I thought
Speaker 3: I was like the number two guy, because that's what
Speaker 3: they had told me when they had benched me for
Speaker 3: Zach Brun at the beginning of the year. And I
Speaker 3: remember studying that week because right in the meeting we
Speaker 3: get over, I'd fucking grab my notebook and I would like,
Speaker 3: get out. You know, I'm fucking pout, and I'm being
Speaker 3: a puss about the whole thing. And I remember sitting
Speaker 3: at home as I'm studying, I go and I just
Speaker 3: remember just that same kind of conversation. I was like,
Speaker 3: you know, I can bitch about this whole time, like
Speaker 3: I can continue to bitch, which I continued to do.
Speaker 3: And I was like, but if I allow this to
Speaker 3: leak into my play and leak into that opportunity when
Speaker 3: it does come, because no matter what, at the end
Speaker 3: of the day, if I don't ball out on bass
Speaker 3: against the Cowboys this week, this weekend, against the Cowboys
Speaker 3: like they're gonna rock with Space because Spade will play well. Right,
Speaker 3: if Spate plays well, I play mediocre. Spate's gonna be
Speaker 3: the guy, and rightfully so because he took advantage of
Speaker 3: the opp So even though I have not the most ideal
Speaker 3: situation or the ideal reps or my ideal package and
Speaker 3: everything else, like no matter what I knew, like I
Speaker 3: had to play well if I was going to create
Speaker 3: more opportunity to stay on the field. Fortunately, I played well.
Speaker 3: I fucking the boy fucking ball. Next week at Seattle,
Speaker 3: I have ball I called my middle finger game where
Speaker 3: I had boy had ten tackles and a pick. Should
Speaker 3: have had a couple of picks on Russell one of
Speaker 3: those few picks that I had. And that next week,
Speaker 3: after the Seattle game, my Lineberry coach calls me.
Speaker 1: He's like, hey, we hear we hear you loud and clear,
Speaker 1: like you have the keys now, damn it must be
Speaker 1: a great bro.
Speaker 3: I fucking when I got off the phone, I just
Speaker 3: sat there and smiled like I was hyped. Obviously, I
Speaker 3: feel like, if I look back, I should have handled
Speaker 3: it a little bit better. I still was like working
Speaker 3: my dick off, but I was like really being like
Speaker 3: I was so fucking mad about it. Boys, and but
Speaker 3: when he was like, hey, we all hear you. You
Speaker 3: got the keys now, like the cars, you'res like everybody.
Speaker 3: You got the mic, you got all this stuff. I mean,
Speaker 3: unfortunately I tour. That's when I had my list Frank
Speaker 3: the next week against Minnesota, but I felt so fucking hype.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 3: I wish I could have finished out the year because
Speaker 3: I could have probably got a better deal. I could
Speaker 3: have probably got a better deal. But yeah, that's my
Speaker 3: That's like the example of the whole Nobody's coming to
Speaker 3: save you. It's Taylor and I talk about this phrase
Speaker 3: all the fucking time, Like anytime we're in a bad situation.
Speaker 3: May Taylor would call, like before the week because he's
Speaker 3: getting the bugs are coming up. He's like, Man, I'm
Speaker 3: fucking I can't wait to get out there, but I'm
Speaker 3: also nervous because I've been playing because my knee, or
Speaker 3: I haven't played since my knee. And it's like just
Speaker 3: the Nobody's coming to save you mentality, and we just
Speaker 3: sit there and talk about it.
Speaker 1: It really is.
Speaker 2: It is such a good phrase too, because at the
Speaker 2: end of the day, that's true. This is not just
Speaker 2: for sports, it's for everything. Like if you're dealing with
Speaker 2: something that sucks. At the end of the day, brother,
Speaker 2: the only the only person that can save you is yourself.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: There's no there's no rafts, there's no life best for
Speaker 2: you out there. You just gotta keep dreading water and
Speaker 2: figure out a way to find dry land. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: dust your knees off and keep going.
Speaker 1: Brother.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is that truly is one of the hardest
Speaker 2: things to deal with, is like at first, because it's
Speaker 2: so easy to do the y me and look at
Speaker 2: somebody like looking at Will's perspective being undrafted and then
Speaker 2: my perspective being a first round pay I'm sure a
Speaker 2: lot of times you would look at guys that were
Speaker 2: talented like crazy and would play really well, and you're like, man,
Speaker 2: I wish I could just be like that where they
Speaker 2: seem like they're Laise Fair, no care attitude, is out
Speaker 2: there balling.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I fortunately being in that position that I was just
Speaker 2: talking about. Is every single person that you come across
Speaker 2: on a daily basis has the anxieties, has the stress
Speaker 2: that you were also dealing with. It might not be
Speaker 2: as strong at the time, but everybody's always working through something.
Speaker 2: When I was at the top of my game making
Speaker 2: Pro Bowls, and all that shit, Like, there was not
Speaker 2: a day that went by that I was like, when
Speaker 2: are people going to find out that I'm a phony?
Speaker 2: When are people are gonna find out that were fraud?
Speaker 2: Like I literally feel like I'm part of the Truman
Speaker 2: Show where everyone's allowing me to live this life and
Speaker 2: pretend that I'm good at something that I'm really not
Speaker 2: good at, and eventually the exposure is going to come.
Speaker 2: And so guys would talk to me all the time
Speaker 2: in the locker room be like, how do you stay
Speaker 2: so calm? And I would think to myself, Damn, I'm
Speaker 2: just a fucking fraud, Like I legit, I'm a fraud.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, you're not looking close enough.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Yeah, you're just not Yeah, you're not peeking
Speaker 2: behind the curtain, brother, Like you're looking at all all
Speaker 2: the bedazzled shit of the walls, Like you just need
Speaker 2: to look around this back door and you're gonna realize
Speaker 2: there's a lot of fucking demons that are coming out
Speaker 2: on the inside. And so it's really just that one
Speaker 2: of those things where everybody is going through shit. The
Speaker 2: best thing you can do in these situations is take
Speaker 2: care of your house. First, write down all the things
Speaker 2: that stress you out in one one corner of a
Speaker 2: piece of paper, and on the other side of the
Speaker 2: piece of paper, just write down all the things you
Speaker 2: can't control, and then just focus on those things, because
Speaker 2: if you can't fucking get If the things you can't control,
Speaker 2: there's no there is literally zero reason to worry about them.
Speaker 2: Everything else has to follow where it does. The bad
Speaker 2: attitude thing that was my entire carew like you saw
Speaker 2: it at the tight ends, like I always in the
Speaker 2: middle of making proles, in the middle of doing a
Speaker 2: whole bunch of stuff, Like I would sit there and
Speaker 2: I would think of ways that people wronged me, where
Speaker 2: I was like, see, they don't fucking believe in you.
Speaker 2: Mike Malarkey is a perfect example. I can't fucking stand
Speaker 2: that man. Worst coach I've ever had in my entire life.
Speaker 2: He would belittle me, he would talk down to me,
Speaker 2: he would achreeat me like shit. But at the same time,
Speaker 2: I'm thinking to myself, I'm gonna prove this motherfucker wrong.
Speaker 2: I remember he kicks me out of practice. It was
Speaker 2: twenty sixteen. We were playing the Detroit Lions, first time
Speaker 2: going back up to Michigan since I got drafted, other
Speaker 2: than going to a couple of court cases, but like
Speaker 2: going up to play and I was like Lou, I
Speaker 2: was getting pissed about something, and I yeah, when I
Speaker 2: was on the football field, I had a bad fucking attitude,
Speaker 2: Like there wasn't doesn't matter of PHO was my teammates.
Speaker 2: If I was playing in a game, like, I had
Speaker 2: a different attitude when I was on the football field
Speaker 2: and Mike thought I was doing some shit that I
Speaker 2: shouldn't have been doing, and he kicks me out of
Speaker 2: practice and I fucking go into his office and I
Speaker 2: just dreamed him for a while, like telling him, like
Speaker 2: you don't fucking understand all these things, basically victimizing myself
Speaker 2: up and down the board of reason why he shouldn't treat.
Speaker 1: Me the way I am.
Speaker 2: But I didn't. I used that going into the game.
Speaker 2: Same thing. Don't talk to anybody. No one fucking talks
Speaker 2: to me. People ask me a question, there's one word answers,
Speaker 2: and it's not the right thing to do, but it was.
Speaker 2: There's a level of, I guess, narcissism that comes with
Speaker 2: playing an elite sport that you have to kind of
Speaker 2: have sometimes, like you just got to focus on yourself,
Speaker 2: focused on what you can do, because in turn that
Speaker 2: helps the team and everything and all the things we
Speaker 2: preach in an organized sport. But like there is, you
Speaker 2: got to find a way to keep a ship on
Speaker 2: your shoulder even when everything's going right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and even to that, you're saying the narcissistic thing
Speaker 3: I think too. It's it's mainly like it gets emotional
Speaker 3: for us the times because we know how much work
Speaker 3: we put into it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So when you when you work your fucking dick off
Speaker 3: or something and you feel like you deserve this a
Speaker 3: certain opportunity and you're not getting it, it fucking it
Speaker 3: wears on you and it comes out. But you're right, man,
Speaker 3: at the end of the day, nobody lays on the
Speaker 3: pillow with the same stress. I don't care if you
Speaker 3: have a wife, whether it's husband, wife whoever. At home,
Speaker 3: nobody my wife is not sharing the same stress with me.
Speaker 3: She asks and wants me to talk and tries to
Speaker 3: give me a talk. And I got a great circle
Speaker 3: around me. But no matter what, nobody is going to
Speaker 3: save you except yourself.
Speaker 1: What was the analogy you used about getting wet and
Speaker 1: you're just trying.
Speaker 2: To find dry land, keep trade water to find dry land. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because there's no there's no life reservers, there's nothing out.
Speaker 1: There help you. Yeah, which is which is true?
Speaker 3: Dude, Like me and you can talk if any of
Speaker 3: us are ever going through something like, yeah, it's very
Speaker 3: very grateful to have the support of you and everything else.
Speaker 3: But no matter what it's you're still laying there looking
Speaker 3: staring up at the ceiling in the pitch black night, right,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, thinking about the same thing
Speaker 3: and then trying to compartmentalize, like, yeah, what zone said
Speaker 3: was that is true. I should do this, I should
Speaker 3: do that, like no one is coming to save you, man, Yeah.
Speaker 2: And you can have You should always talk to somebody
Speaker 2: about the stresses you're going through.
Speaker 1: At the end of the day, buddy, you hang up
Speaker 1: that phone.
Speaker 2: I will could call me right now, but yeah, you
Speaker 2: know me and charge this or I'm dealing with that,
Speaker 2: or you know, I wish the bus was doing any
Speaker 2: kind of issue, football, life.
Speaker 1: Family, all that stuff.
Speaker 2: The minute you hang up the phone, you're it's brother, Like,
Speaker 2: you got all the support you needed, but you have
Speaker 2: to be the one to take action and go, Okay,
Speaker 2: there's nothing there's literally nothing you can do. There's no
Speaker 2: get out of Joe free cards. You know what I'm saying.
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Speaker 1: Beautiful time.
Speaker 2: That was a nice Hey, Jack, You've definitely done a
Speaker 2: good job of mediating this podcast a lot, a couple
Speaker 2: of good questions.
Speaker 1: Go and let me and really just run with it
Speaker 1: a little bit.
Speaker 7: I feel like, just being a fan, like it's really
Speaker 7: interesting to like hear these perspectives.
Speaker 4: Because you almost assume them.
Speaker 7: Now, like create a perspective that you have in my
Speaker 7: head just because I think that's how you would operate
Speaker 7: at this level. But at the end of the day,
Speaker 7: I feel like those perspectives are just assumptions, and so
Speaker 7: it's nice to hear from the source and like seeing
Speaker 7: both ends of the perspective from being undrafted and being
Speaker 7: drafted at a very high round. No matter how many
Speaker 7: years we hear this over and over, it's still refreshing
Speaker 7: to hear it come draft day. And I know there's
Speaker 7: so many young kids and current players that take this
Speaker 7: as like game. It's free game, and so thank you
Speaker 7: guys for sharing it, and it's it's fun to see
Speaker 7: like these new kids who are about to have their
Speaker 7: lives change forever.
Speaker 4: Come what is it Wednesdays is the first night or
Speaker 4: Thursday First Night.
Speaker 7: It's fun to revisit this every year, just kind of
Speaker 7: going back over it and hearing good, wholesome perspectives. They
Speaker 7: like if you get drafted first overall, or you're misterrrelevant,
Speaker 7: or you don't even make it on the ticker. I
Speaker 7: feel like it helps at least one person out there
Speaker 7: revisiting these kind of conversations.
Speaker 4: So appreciate y'all opening up.
Speaker 2: It's crazy the amount of like internal warfare you go
Speaker 2: through as a football player, I'm sure in any other sport.
Speaker 2: Like I literally made it a point to never post
Speaker 2: me working out ever, not like anything, because I was
Speaker 2: so afraid that if people see me working, then all
Speaker 2: of a sudden, like someone else would take that and
Speaker 2: I gotta work harder to I would always like edge
Speaker 2: on the area of being like I can't let anybody
Speaker 2: see me working. It was just the most ridiculous, Like it.
Speaker 1: Is funny how many internal games that we all.
Speaker 2: Play warfare, dude, And it's not a healthy lifestyle at all,
Speaker 2: Like it really isn't you You're just so zoomed into
Speaker 2: one singular thing, and like for me, especially like when
Speaker 2: I am focused on one thing, there's anything that.
Speaker 1: Gets in the way, gets just absolutely destroyed. And I
Speaker 1: just try to destroy anything.
Speaker 2: You try to destroy it that self destruct button. Brother,
Speaker 2: it is something else, absolutely something. Yeah, it's a wild deal,
Speaker 2: but hey, the draft's gonna be fucking awesome. I'm stoked
Speaker 2: to see what the Titans do. You see them talking
Speaker 2: about a lot of quarterbacks right now, but I think
Speaker 2: there is a tackle.
Speaker 3: There's some rumors going around that Tannehill's on the trade.
Speaker 3: I did see that, even Derek.
Speaker 1: That rumor was circulating about Derek Henry.
Speaker 5: I was on.
Speaker 1: I'm like scrolling my phone everywhere.
Speaker 3: It seems like the source who tweeted it was like
Speaker 3: a credible source, but nobody else was like double downing
Speaker 3: on that. I'm texting Buck Rising, He's like not as
Speaker 3: of nine am this morning, but everybody's trying to get confirmation.
Speaker 3: Apparently that wasn't a real thing. But I think it'll
Speaker 3: be interesting. I think the Titans are going to make
Speaker 3: a big move on Draft night.
Speaker 1: I hope, I hope they trade and do something.
Speaker 4: Eight minutes ago, wrap he tweeted.
Speaker 7: Titans GM ran Carthin told reporters that he has not
Speaker 7: received calls about trading Derrick Henry so I don't know
Speaker 7: what that because that was a verified like beat writer.
Speaker 7: I forget what his name is, but yeah, very very
Speaker 7: weird to.
Speaker 4: Like put your.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how much is Ram being truthful? We gotta get
Speaker 2: Ran on the pod. He told me he'd come on
Speaker 2: the podcast. Yeah, we should have him on Hope. Maybe
Speaker 2: I'll try to you him next week right after the draft.
Speaker 3: You have him talked about it because because because Ram too,
Speaker 3: he could just say that because you you're never gonna
Speaker 3: show any of your cars, and in his mind, you
Speaker 3: gotta think Derek's refreshing just like we are. If he's
Speaker 3: finding out on Twitter, then he might be getting traded.
Speaker 3: So you almost want to come out and say that
Speaker 3: just to alleviate anything going on. Well, at the same
Speaker 3: time understanding like, hey, this is a business, like we
Speaker 3: will we will operate in our best interest, not too
Speaker 3: intentionally like piss anybody off, but we still got to
Speaker 3: do what's best.
Speaker 1: Like if they're if they are fielding calls about.
Speaker 3: Derrick Henry and Tannehill, I think Tannehill is kind of
Speaker 3: that one's kind of out there now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a lot of.
Speaker 3: Yea, unless that's a wildfire that you can control. Like
Speaker 3: you're you're going to air on the side of like no,
Speaker 3: there's been no conversations, while at the same time hitting
Speaker 3: somebody up like hey, we got to keep this under
Speaker 3: the wraps.
Speaker 1: We can still talk shop.
Speaker 2: And that could exactly be happening with Derek too, like
Speaker 2: GMS and like upstairs, like they try to be as
Speaker 2: transparent as possible with you, but at the end of
Speaker 2: the day of business is business.
Speaker 1: You got to get shipped done a certain way.
Speaker 2: Like if Derek did go to the Eagles Super Bowl favorites.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta bet that. Yeah, you gotta bet that. Dude.
Speaker 3: That was back when they had like like who was it,
Speaker 3: like Garrett Blunt and somebody else like one Jayu Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: when they had that one two punch bro, like they
Speaker 3: were nice.
Speaker 2: But you got to give Derek those carries, brother, you
Speaker 2: gotta give them those carries. And they're in a lot
Speaker 2: more like uh off set gun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like they're a lot more of those.
Speaker 3: I don't think he bodes well with that offense. But
Speaker 3: if you are looking at from the purely the team's
Speaker 3: angle of looking at Derek and thinking of him as
Speaker 3: not a thirty times a guy.
Speaker 2: Game Yeah, well, I think I think Derek would do
Speaker 2: well with that. Their on lines so good too, Like
Speaker 2: he's it's not going to take ten plus carries to
Speaker 2: get him going, Like they're gonna get him to his
Speaker 2: fifth or fourth, fourth or fifth step getting into that
Speaker 2: line of scrimmage untouched.
Speaker 1: And that's that's all you gotta do with Derek.
Speaker 2: Dude, Derek to be as successful as he has been,
Speaker 2: you just can't get him touched by the line of
Speaker 2: scrimmage and he will do.
Speaker 1: The rest he is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, now you get a little loose blockh goes, Hey,
Speaker 2: why are Sometimes that's not on Derek, that's on the
Speaker 2: offensive line, But fuck you get that boy going downhill
Speaker 2: a little bit there, run some ends. He can run
Speaker 2: inside zone like a motherfucker. He can run duo. He's
Speaker 2: gotten He's obviously had a lot of home runs on
Speaker 2: outside zone, Like.
Speaker 1: He can do it.
Speaker 2: That offset gun though, I bet would be a new
Speaker 2: transition from him, especially how much eye formation of the
Speaker 2: Titans do.
Speaker 1: What's your draft day?
Speaker 3: Do you have any Draft day surprises or what do
Speaker 3: you think is gonna happen that could be big or
Speaker 3: just out of nowhere. Mine really is like I think
Speaker 3: they're gonna I think the Titans are gonna trade Ryan
Speaker 3: Tannehill and move up in the.
Speaker 1: Draft this year. I think they're gonna go after try Lance.
Speaker 1: What's up. I think they're gonna go after Trey Lance though,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's that has been that has been reported
Speaker 1: as well, good I think.
Speaker 3: But I think Ram in his first year, I think
Speaker 3: he's gonna make a splash play.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, I agree. What is it not Ram like?
Speaker 6: He He comes from San Francisco too, where they keep
Speaker 6: everything pretty tight lipped. I don't really say anything, but
Speaker 6: you remember they made that splash.
Speaker 2: But you would have to trade if you traded Tannehill.
Speaker 2: What are you trading Tannehill to the forty nine ers four?
Speaker 2: I mean, we me, you got Jimmis Jimmys at the
Speaker 2: Raiders now, but.
Speaker 1: Brox Brocks might not be ready by the start of
Speaker 1: the season.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and right now, Tanheil is a better quarterback than
Speaker 2: Brock absolutely absolutely, And Tannhill would flourish for the Niners
Speaker 2: man all that firepower around him.
Speaker 6: You and it could it could also. I mean they
Speaker 6: could trade Tannehill to somebody else and still make a
Speaker 6: play at trade Lance. They don't necessarily have to trade
Speaker 6: them to San Francisco.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but there's a lot of it seems like there's
Speaker 2: a lot of quarterbacks in this Will Levis leave us,
Speaker 2: Will Levis, Bryce young C J.
Speaker 1: Stroud. They got some fucking dogs. Anthony Richardson. I like
Speaker 1: Bryce young Man.
Speaker 2: I think Anthony Richardson I think could be a baller
Speaker 2: in this league.
Speaker 1: I don't think he's for the Titans.
Speaker 4: I think it's gonna be between him and Will love Us.
Speaker 2: If we get a quarterback Richardson and Levis, I think
Speaker 2: the others are gonna be off the board.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Levis gives me.
Speaker 4: That they're not falling to eleven.
Speaker 2: Who's that bust from U C l A. Josh Rosen Levin.
Speaker 2: Levis gives me rosen vibes. I hate putting that on
Speaker 2: his plate. I hate saying that. But the but the
Speaker 2: banana peel and the mayonnaise and the coffee, like something
Speaker 2: just something doesn't feel right.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't fucking know. And I hope if he gets drafted,
Speaker 2: I hope that God he comes on this podcast. I
Speaker 2: would love to talk to him about it. But like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, Anthony Richardson, like dude. The guy's a
Speaker 2: fucking freak specimen specimen truly, like, undeniably maybe the most
Speaker 2: athletic person I've ever seen in my life. The guy
Speaker 2: is incredibly athletic. But I don't know, you just kind
Speaker 2: of you just need the Titans to get a fucking dude.
Speaker 2: If they're gonna get a quarterback, they got to get
Speaker 2: a fucking dude. And it's probably good that they have.
Speaker 2: It's probably best for Tannehill and for the Titans. If
Speaker 2: they get a younger guy in there. They'll take in
Speaker 2: a lot of fucking hits. Last couple of years. That
Speaker 2: old line is in shambles right now. They got to
Speaker 2: do a lot of work up front. I thought they
Speaker 2: would do some more work upfront and free agency, but
Speaker 2: they really just they really did. I'll tell you who
Speaker 2: is a sleeper though, and I've given him some flowers
Speaker 2: on this podcast. Two of them, both of them, I've
Speaker 2: said a couple of times, Corey Levin, Jordan Ruse, those
Speaker 2: guys are sleepers, starters for the Tennessee Titans, and I
Speaker 2: think they're gonna play well.
Speaker 1: Ruse is really in the last couple of years.
Speaker 2: I've seen him come along in a way that Like,
Speaker 2: you know, Ruse is your your typical meath heead football player.
Speaker 3: Well, we were talking about the Franco programming in Vegas,
Speaker 3: remember that, we were talking about fucking yeah, the way.
Speaker 2: Straps and make your posture of the right like. He's
Speaker 2: about getting after it in the weight room.
Speaker 1: He hit me up the other day. He goes your
Speaker 1: boys in fucking shape. I'm nimbling. I'm moving. He's added
Speaker 1: three eighty five for five on bench, No problem, that's love.
Speaker 3: I'm I'm nimbling. I'm moving right now. Took three eighty
Speaker 3: five on a ride five times. Yeah, but that's always
Speaker 3: been the thing.
Speaker 1: I'm amos.
Speaker 2: I would always tell him and his wife Mars, like, dude,
Speaker 2: just stretch.
Speaker 1: You gotta fucking stretch.
Speaker 2: Because when he came in there, dude, he was a
Speaker 2: little heavier set, stiff in the hips, wouldn't bend that. Well,
Speaker 2: then you can see him work on it, and he's
Speaker 2: fucking gotten better. He saw him play the last couple
Speaker 2: of games of the season last year. Guy can play
Speaker 2: ball and he plays one hundred miles an hour or two.
Speaker 2: He's got a gas tank that a lot of guys
Speaker 2: wish they had. Absolutely I think he's gonna do well,
Speaker 2: and Corey, every year's gotten better. Corey needed that. He
Speaker 2: needed that fucking talk on Rocketley the other when I
Speaker 2: called him a muffin, because god damn, the boy was
Speaker 2: a muffin. He looked terrible, he looked off. He went
Speaker 2: on that year to basically he was out of the league.
Speaker 3: Patriots, well, the Premier Patriots brought him off for back
Speaker 3: squad and he couldn't make it through the workout. He
Speaker 3: couldn't make it through practice. I was hearing that out
Speaker 3: in Bay or in Oakland. Yeah, and he wasn't making
Speaker 3: it through that. And basically it was a big reality
Speaker 3: check and he basically he took the rest of the
Speaker 3: year off and he got on that get right playing
Speaker 3: in the offseason.
Speaker 2: He got he got right. And I saw him the
Speaker 2: other day. I mean, you see the pictures. He looks
Speaker 2: fucking good.
Speaker 1: You see the photos out there. Yeah, Corey looks good.
Speaker 2: And I'm not I didn't say that the blast Corey, like, listen,
Speaker 2: you're fat, buddy. He were fatt and out of shape
Speaker 2: and you look good now. Yeah, yeah, we've seen his
Speaker 2: mirror picks. He'll send him every now and then. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he is feeling himself too. Yeah, he's on the Cree team.
Speaker 2: He's got that fucking C four pre workout, you know,
Speaker 2: on fucking four hundred milligrams of caffeine getting into the
Speaker 2: fucking gym.
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Speaker 5: Give me a pickup. You don't have You don't do
Speaker 5: the ear things? No, we can, but I don't. We
Speaker 5: don't need cans. You don't need cans. I love the Cans.
Speaker 1: Why do you like the cans? Like? You know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, iggle bulls baby, I have ears interesting choice
Speaker 1: of words.
Speaker 5: You gotta let you gotta let him warm it up.
Speaker 5: You can say it not us but Slannye. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 5: not saying that. What if somebody say the they're chinking
Speaker 5: the armor? What does that? Man gillis he can't say
Speaker 5: stuff like that he loves it, not anymore, he can't.
Speaker 1: I think he can't now. I think he can't now
Speaker 1: because he's on Patreon. He's fine.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Carlos goes slippery slope. Slippery slope spe slope
Speaker 5: is an Asian derogatory work is now?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you be serious? Yeah slope you never heard of it?
Speaker 1: Did you say slope?
Speaker 5: You can't if you're like skiing, But if you see
Speaker 5: an Asian guy, you can't slow. He can't say slope.
Speaker 1: If you see an Asian guy skiing, then you can
Speaker 1: say it, right Why?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, hang on, hang on? Why Why is slope derogatory? Though?
Speaker 5: I have no idea, but it's like in the Vietnam
Speaker 5: warning used to say it, yeah or sipperheads.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's on grant. I learned that on Grand Orino.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, you.
Speaker 5: Learned all that from Clint Eastwood movies. Also, nip nip
Speaker 5: is a thing too, but that's only for the Japanese nip.
Speaker 5: Yeah what I mean we're talking to what you said?
Speaker 1: I know if the way he was coming out of
Speaker 1: my mouth, that was a little nervous.
Speaker 5: Just like the little crack too that are in the
Speaker 5: cold nips?
Speaker 1: Isn't that twizzlers on? What are those called? Those are nips?
Speaker 5: What twizzlers? That's my penis.
Speaker 1: That's a little twizzlerwizz little cherry twizzler.
Speaker 5: Do they call twizzlers nips? I think that's no, The
Speaker 5: little ones aren't that wasn't know what they're called. What's
Speaker 5: a little baby? What you're talking about?
Speaker 1: Man? Tuizzy jog listening? They're yeah, they're face. I mean
Speaker 1: they're beautiful. You should have sawn before the I thought
Speaker 1: you're gonna say you should get him.
Speaker 10: Look at his See he has seven left in his mouth,
Speaker 10: Joemony teas you have left.
Speaker 5: Only show you, but don't your fans.
Speaker 1: Okay, he's got like four teeth left. Yeah, hey, he
Speaker 1: really does.
Speaker 10: Almost guys come up to us and they're always like, ooh,
Speaker 10: that was me before back the ya those are deformed
Speaker 10: football do that?
Speaker 1: He's not good that? God? God do that? God, God
Speaker 1: did that? I did that? Yeah, I did the spacing.
Speaker 3: The chip tooth chipping, the tea start happening because I
Speaker 3: don't wear a mouth beest.
Speaker 1: What was your heaviest when you were playing two thirty six?
Speaker 10: Big boy, big pop up. That's what he's at right now.
Speaker 10: Five four two thirty What are you? Five four two
Speaker 10: thirty eight? What we we measured yesterday in the hotel
Speaker 10: twenty man twenty two, twenty five five.
Speaker 1: It's so funny that you say that. Shout out to all.
Speaker 10: Little guys out that are five four two two five.
Speaker 10: That's the Bobby Lee style. Baby, you're not alone. No,
Speaker 10: you're not alone, fellas.
Speaker 5: No, Bro, can I just say something?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Please? You say she like that? Dude? The other
Speaker 1: night at the Louisville, what did I say?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: At the other night lou I'm gonna tell you, Yeah,
Speaker 5: a girl came up to me and she goes, you're
Speaker 5: like ten times skinner than Andrew talks about. Yeah, she
Speaker 5: used to saw my body when I got nigga.
Speaker 1: First of all, she was trying to suck and I
Speaker 1: was just her being nice. What's uk? What my feet? Yeah,
Speaker 1: your little penis, your little toes, your little bound twenty.
Speaker 5: I think I think I'm I think i'm I think
Speaker 5: I'm skinnier than you know. I mean, I don't say
Speaker 5: that you're fat, said twenty, What do you think the
Speaker 5: camera puts weight on? Exactly? Think you the camera puts.
Speaker 1: So many fucking cameras and then you'll be fine.
Speaker 5: That's fucking really good graduations on cheeseburger. Thank you so much.
Speaker 5: I think I divert it by giving a compliment and
Speaker 5: then we go this way.
Speaker 10: That's the joke is you say that you're fat, and
Speaker 10: then I joke about it with you. You say it
Speaker 10: not miss, what my penis? Do you want to go
Speaker 10: toe to toe? Live on bustling with.
Speaker 1: The device and about you know what? Embarrassed? You should
Speaker 1: be embarrassed? Why pis you know about killing yourself?
Speaker 10: Ibbs think it's like a pawn and a chessboard, and
Speaker 10: mine is like those outside chess pieces that are huge
Speaker 10: that you put in like a patio.
Speaker 1: But if you pawn on.
Speaker 5: A comparison, if you put a pawn on a smaller
Speaker 5: chessboard if it looks normal, right, but you're a paw
Speaker 5: on a gigantic test part.
Speaker 1: Okay, nice, try nice, that's weird. Nice try. Do you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying? Yes? Yeah, hey, I got name,
Speaker 1: name name.
Speaker 5: Four positions in football, so dumb running back, wide receiver, quarterback,
Speaker 5: defensive linebacker.
Speaker 3: No, no, that last one doesn't count linebacker. Now what
Speaker 3: I'm gonna ask for? Four positions on defense?
Speaker 1: A new one? No, hang on, hang on? Four positions?
Speaker 1: Why do you applaud that? Why do you applause?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: That was like an Asian thing. They all at the
Speaker 1: same time. Yay, that's what they all did, and they
Speaker 1: did this. That was weird.
Speaker 4: I do that.
Speaker 1: They were mocking you. They weren't your name. Four positions
Speaker 1: on defense?
Speaker 5: Yeah, see yeah, defensive linebacker let me see past interference. Yes,
Speaker 5: but yeah, that's your reference on right right, that's one
Speaker 5: the coach, the coordinator, and then the thing in the end.
Speaker 1: What is that called field goal post? Yeah?
Speaker 5: There you go, yeah, I can you know.
Speaker 10: It wasn't you know in the nineteen twenties that was
Speaker 10: a guy. You guy used to have to hold his
Speaker 10: arm up, that's all it was. Really, No poles, just
Speaker 10: just guys out there. You had to kick through a
Speaker 10: couple of guys. I like soccer, Yes you do. He's
Speaker 10: a big football soccer he is.
Speaker 1: He is a European football You have a lot of
Speaker 1: puss on. You know. I'm married, No, but you could
Speaker 1: maybe yeah, yeah, you know I was.
Speaker 3: Uh, it's it always is one of those things where
Speaker 3: I got the new teeth, but I was already married,
Speaker 3: so you never kind of know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I can tell you know what I mean, I
Speaker 5: can tell man, but you can tell Yeah.
Speaker 1: I can tell you.
Speaker 5: If you were saying right now, you would kill it.
Speaker 1: Why you say that?
Speaker 5: Well, I mean, I'm not gay, but I'm looking for compliments.
Speaker 5: So I look at you and I go, I get
Speaker 5: it Tingley, Yeah, part of my party.
Speaker 1: Body.
Speaker 5: Guess it's not any thing? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is it prepping?
Speaker 5: Is that what it is?
Speaker 1: Get tingled because of preps.
Speaker 5: It's like juicing boys.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna. I'm gonna, I'm gonna. I'm gonna fan boy
Speaker 3: for a second. I'm fired up. You guys are on
Speaker 3: the bus, so we can't. We're here being fired up.
Speaker 3: I shout out a list. I want to say it
Speaker 3: was last week and you guys were on and somebody
Speaker 3: was like from barstools, like, hey, Bobby and Andrew are
Speaker 3: gonna be in Nashville next week. You guys want to
Speaker 3: try to book And I'm like, obviously, fuck yes, But
Speaker 3: I think you two are two of the funniest motherfuckers
Speaker 3: on the HEU bro. I watch you guys just pod
Speaker 3: and your guys just casual hang around like locker room
Speaker 3: is humor and banter, back.
Speaker 1: And forth is all time. Thank you, brother.
Speaker 5: Well this is what my friends and I do, you know,
Speaker 5: And it was good that we could do that without
Speaker 5: any of.
Speaker 1: You and who you and yeah my best friends. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well he has a friend. Look at look at JP.
Speaker 5: You're right, yeah, he goes friend's name. You have a
Speaker 5: bunch of like face wash out there.
Speaker 1: You can't is that okay? Listen? So here, here's why
Speaker 1: are you being so mean? We just shut up on
Speaker 1: the bus. He first, but he didn't insult you. He
Speaker 1: hasn't said one mean thing about you. But now, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is this is what we need. We need a
Speaker 1: good roasting, you know what I mean? Like, I'm honored
Speaker 1: you're making fun of you. This guy never gets bullied.
Speaker 1: Look at him. Yes, yes, oh brother face one time
Speaker 1: when he was young.
Speaker 3: You don't know his Let him grow up with teeth
Speaker 3: like that and not get bullied. Yeah, but you're doing
Speaker 3: good to good now?
Speaker 1: Well better now? Yeah? I look at you now, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean you look like the worst. What's the worst
Speaker 1: financial investment you made with your football money? Worst financial
Speaker 1: financial investment? Yea. Every athlete that I've known over the
Speaker 1: years has always made one O one real bad this
Speaker 1: uh this real estate investment. You dumped a bunch of money.
Speaker 3: Fortunately I got the same amount back, but it was
Speaker 3: it was out of my hands for.
Speaker 1: A long time, several years. Did you do did you
Speaker 1: get involved in it?
Speaker 10: And was non ft? Is there any n FT suckers
Speaker 10: in here? None of you guys got clipped?
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 10: Bobby and I are in deep trouble. We try to
Speaker 10: sell We're we're part of that big lawsuit, right, aren't
Speaker 10: we meet you and Beyonce. We pushed a bunch of NFTs.
Speaker 1: We're up on trial for like eight hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: million or something. It was, uh, you know they have
Speaker 1: board apes. You know board apes, Yeah, you have one.
Speaker 1: We had excitable apes. They were little Korean apes. We
Speaker 1: had a little excitable apes and we sold them. How
Speaker 1: much did we sell those for? What would we We
Speaker 1: don't even know. Well we made it.
Speaker 5: You did it.
Speaker 1: We made like six hundred million. You did it? Man? Yeah, hey, man,
Speaker 1: hey Bobby. Now as soon as we land in the South,
Speaker 1: he's gotten a little accent. Do you enjoy do you
Speaker 1: guys enjoy being in Nashville touring around the South?
Speaker 5: I love it, man, we love I love the fry shit,
Speaker 5: I love white people. I love American flat T shirt, he.
Speaker 1: Asked the bus driver.
Speaker 10: I mean the driver on the way here, if it'd
Speaker 10: be okay, if he would wander through the Appalachians by himself.
Speaker 1: I've always wanted to go, you know, the Appelagian. You
Speaker 1: know where you should go as a BUCkies the bucket.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we got it. It's a it's a stop. It's
Speaker 5: like our truck stop, Disneyland of gas stations. Now would
Speaker 5: I when I walk in there? Would they would they
Speaker 5: say hello to me?
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a mascot and everything. You can get a photo.
Speaker 1: What's the mascot?
Speaker 3: It's like a a massive fever. I'm talking about a
Speaker 3: hundred gas pumps. Look at that is the biggest.
Speaker 1: Gas stays, we gotta go to gotta go there, walked
Speaker 1: in there that they think that you were like the
Speaker 1: talent for the day. They'd be like, he's here, put
Speaker 1: him on the put him up there, pictures with him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they would trap you and make you think like you're
Speaker 1: the attraction.
Speaker 3: Now, if you go to a small gas station outside
Speaker 3: of the city of Nashville, that's where you know you
Speaker 3: should probably.
Speaker 1: Don't kill me. They're not kill me. You never know,
Speaker 1: See they do. They all like they praised this beaver outside.
Speaker 10: It used to be an Asian guy and they would
Speaker 10: put them up on the poster, take photos with them.
Speaker 10: So if you go there, they trap you and they'd
Speaker 10: keep you. Yeah, you don't want to do that. We'll
Speaker 10: have to pass.
Speaker 1: They actually had. I went in Japan.
Speaker 5: They opened one of those and then they ate them.
Speaker 5: They ate that the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean, Look at all that,
Speaker 1: Look at that guys, that that's merk there.
Speaker 5: But do you think that, like I'm single now, you
Speaker 5: think the white chips out here would like me?
Speaker 7: Or no?
Speaker 3: I think they want to experience you. Are there any
Speaker 3: white girls rabbit file? You know what's rabbits file?
Speaker 5: Explain that I'm like a stewy machine when I make
Speaker 5: it looking thumper. Oh you know, do you think I'm good?
Speaker 5: I think you know the thing. I think you're something.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 5: Love it to be here. You're a good guy. Can
Speaker 5: I touch your hair?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Absolutely, that's weird. Yeah yeah. Earlier, earlier I gave
Speaker 1: you a little touch. You were a little uncomfortable with that.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 5: No, now that we get to I really like you now,
Speaker 5: So now we know we know's what did it take
Speaker 5: for you to really like me? I don't know. Just
Speaker 5: something about your sparkly eyes. You have Chinese eyes. You
Speaker 5: have your friend up here, you have Chinese eyes on
Speaker 5: my because I'm looking at you from the nose up,
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh dad.
Speaker 3: When we were talking about how we were going to
Speaker 3: be seeing at JP, was like, let's put the squinty
Speaker 3: eyed guys up on the chairs.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I do get made fun for that.
Speaker 5: It's it's a beautiful look, dud.
Speaker 1: Yeah you like it? Yeah yeah, I love it so
Speaker 1: like old.
Speaker 3: It's what's good about it is, Uh, my wife she's
Speaker 3: half Filipino, and I have, you know, smaller as in her.
Speaker 5: Did you just have Filipino like my ex girlfriend. Fuck yeah, dude,
Speaker 5: it was the other half. You know, good old fashioned, yeah, regular,
Speaker 5: you know, good old fashion what Christian here's good old
Speaker 5: fashioned regular? You guys are a very good flavor, though,
Speaker 5: what good old fashioned white flavor will never go away?
Speaker 5: Just chicken bread law, regular chicken go away on season chicken.
Speaker 5: I'm like sucking some weird thing like leachy fruit ice cream.
Speaker 5: You're bull golgie like season you're a little bowl of
Speaker 5: bo golgie. It looks awful, but it tastes delicious. That's
Speaker 5: what the ice tastes awful.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but also like everyone will always want to sample you.
Speaker 3: That's right, you get when you get the little Asian.
Speaker 10: Restaurant on seasoned chicken and handing it that out. Nobody
Speaker 10: wants that, but if they go a little bit of.
Speaker 5: I'll have you been to the Philippines or no, no,
Speaker 5: I haven't you gotta go? What island is you from?
Speaker 5: Do you know even anything?
Speaker 1: But you know one of them? So sad. There's so
Speaker 1: many islands, That's what I hear.
Speaker 3: Like her her mom like she grew up around like
Speaker 3: there's like twelve of them.
Speaker 1: But they were like they would like go to.
Speaker 5: You want to say, gooks, huh no no, but they
Speaker 5: were like, uh, you know their bathrooms are like fucking
Speaker 5: holes in the ground.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, we too, we too, dude, Yeah, yeah, he
Speaker 1: does that. He does that now at his house. He
Speaker 1: has bathrooms outside just keeper humble.
Speaker 5: You know, my so my my mom's house, which grew
Speaker 5: up in Soul, Korea, right, Ten generations grew up in
Speaker 5: this like a little rice hot up there, right, And
Speaker 5: I remember as a kid, the bathroom is a hole
Speaker 5: in the ground, right, And when you look down you
Speaker 5: just see hundreds of years of pool. So my great
Speaker 5: great great great grandfather's pool was down there history.
Speaker 1: What a disgusting story.
Speaker 10: But every years they jump somebody jumps in it, right,
Speaker 10: isn't that somebody from the family, like he achieved has
Speaker 10: to jump in the hole.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys have some strict like you guys gotta
Speaker 3: accomplish a lot.
Speaker 10: Fly go in the hole and then they put the
Speaker 10: lotion in the basket. That's how you get back up.
Speaker 5: But even the grades in the report card, it means
Speaker 5: something done to the Asian parents. What the A means average, well,
Speaker 5: he means beatings, see cooma, death, f fucket. The whole
Speaker 5: family dies. Did you know that? Yeah, yeah, it's that
Speaker 5: scrict I remember, like I gotta see it and then
Speaker 5: for a week it needs to beat the ship up.
Speaker 5: You're terrible in school? Oh was terrible? Yeah, terrible? Yeah,
Speaker 5: you never got above a beat? The why kid would
Speaker 5: shot off? I would shoot off the you know seven
Speaker 5: hawking whatever this is. I want to get in trouble
Speaker 5: but whatever this is?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah a dancer, yeah answer yeah broadway. You can't
Speaker 1: say that any were you not? Were you not a
Speaker 1: good student? I got all that. Really, I didn't meth
Speaker 1: at twelve or whatever? Are you being serious?
Speaker 5: This is a fucking real I got sober when I
Speaker 5: was I went to like three rehobs before I was
Speaker 5: the age of seventeen.
Speaker 1: He was smoking meth when he was like thirteen, fourteen
Speaker 1: years old. Yeah, that's no ship. Yeah, how do you
Speaker 1: help you buy?
Speaker 5: You have money?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 10: Well, America has a lot of money, a lot of
Speaker 10: rich kids, a lot of drugs came from a lot
Speaker 10: of wealth.
Speaker 5: My parents were rich, but my dad would have a
Speaker 5: had a safe right, but he always forgot the coach,
Speaker 5: so he ordered to leave it open with a little
Speaker 5: a little whatever stop like a wedge, a wedge. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I would just open up and just grab hundreds of dollars.
Speaker 3: You guys around that would go buy my guys around
Speaker 3: San Diego, San Diego doing meth Like I thought meth
Speaker 3: was just like you know, small town USA, we go,
Speaker 3: we go there too. We would break in the houses
Speaker 3: and there'd be like, you know, meth lab just tore
Speaker 3: up this guy.
Speaker 5: He's like, oh, only Nashville. We have fucking Hamburger. We
Speaker 5: Hamburgers at San Diego too, we have everything.
Speaker 3: I just figured in Sean Diego, you guys are doing
Speaker 3: the better drugs, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: What did your friend do up here? Ventanel?
Speaker 3: He got into some bad shirt on the On the
Speaker 3: other side, I got fucking bit by a mite?
Speaker 1: A mite? A mite? Like you guys want me to
Speaker 1: take off the hat? Do you know what a mite is? Hey?
Speaker 1: Do you want me to take off the hat? Bad
Speaker 1: gold on?
Speaker 5: Whoa?
Speaker 1: What happened there? Second one up there? Whoa?
Speaker 7: Whoa?
Speaker 1: Are you gonna die? What a mic studio? No, it's
Speaker 1: just like a little poison side to go to a
Speaker 1: like now you have what is it called? Do you
Speaker 1: have Lime's disease? Now that's ticks no, like, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: ticks can give you a lime? What does the mic
Speaker 1: give you? I don't know. I'm still waiting.
Speaker 10: Yeah, we'll find out waiting who takes over the show?
Speaker 10: If you die from the mic.
Speaker 1: Bite O the boys wire on the back, he'll be Okay,
Speaker 1: who's who's the most app to take over? Do you
Speaker 1: think we also?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, we know's the other host? He's in Canada? Why
Speaker 1: we don't know? Really, it's a little rude.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 3: Took a bad loss at Arizona State last week and wanted
Speaker 3: to scurry off to Canada.
Speaker 10: Yeah, we have a sun devil baby, Yeah, I did
Speaker 10: read that big sun Devil.
Speaker 1: I was going to Arizona State. What incredible?
Speaker 2: I was it?
Speaker 10: Yes, best time of my entire life. I wanted to
Speaker 10: go to a college where I didn't have to go
Speaker 10: to school and it was perfect. I was like, how
Speaker 10: can I get to California but also kind of go
Speaker 10: to college? Went to Arizona State. Well, I was on
Speaker 10: the honor I was honor student. That's how easy it was.
Speaker 10: Are you a college it was an honor student? Are
Speaker 10: you a college sports fan?
Speaker 1: Yeah? But as you didn't?
Speaker 10: We you know, we were like we weren't good enough
Speaker 10: to Like, I grew up in an a house of SEC.
Speaker 10: So it's it's tough. But isn't that so that is
Speaker 10: the SEC guy. So it's like I couldn't we couldn't
Speaker 10: talk sports.
Speaker 3: Isn't it surprising that Arizona State can't just put the
Speaker 3: other quality teams?
Speaker 1: No, it's not. We're busy. We're having the most fun
Speaker 1: you've ever had.
Speaker 10: Why the fuck would you go to practice well fucking
Speaker 10: a pool? Yeah, but you should still be able to
Speaker 10: recruit good talent. Yeah, and they do. They do sometimes,
Speaker 10: and they never make it to play. They don't necessarily
Speaker 10: recruit good talent. They try, They do try, That's what
Speaker 10: I'm saying. I think like a surprised and they can't
Speaker 10: pull on all the what he doesn't what he's talking about.
Speaker 10: Once they do show up to a su though, and
Speaker 10: you have the fun, they know that they'll never play football.
Speaker 10: If you wanted to go to play football in college,
Speaker 10: you would. It's tough to go there. Why would you go?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, he's he's got some he's got some problem
Speaker 3: in with Arizona State.
Speaker 1: That's right. I think it's a tough school to go
Speaker 1: want to play football at when you want to go party.
Speaker 1: But when you're.
Speaker 3: When you're when you're a college kid wanting to go
Speaker 3: play football, like you you still want all of the
Speaker 3: bells and whistles to come with the school, whether women
Speaker 3: party school.
Speaker 10: Like Also, you're gonna get no matter where you go.
Speaker 10: You're gonna get women no matter where you go. How
Speaker 10: many women did you get you You could you could
Speaker 10: go to you could go to you know, Middle West
Speaker 10: Virginia State, and you'd still get late.
Speaker 1: As a football player, you'd be fine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, But I guess the consensus out there is Arizona
Speaker 3: State has like the number one party school in the country,
Speaker 3: So I think it is surprising that talent does not
Speaker 3: flock to Arizona State.
Speaker 1: Were cursed. It's Jake the snake curse. He cursed out
Speaker 1: not anymore.
Speaker 3: We just interviewed coach Dillingham, the new head coach, and
Speaker 3: he's what he's said, dude, he's fucking with it.
Speaker 1: He's one of my favorite coaches I've sat out with.
Speaker 10: And he did he say he's working on something special. Yeah,
Speaker 10: because we're sticking behind the scenes. Okay, good, right now
Speaker 10: we have baseball and golf is our our legacy.
Speaker 1: Well, I think he's gonna get the football program going.
Speaker 10: We got John Rahm, we have Phil Micholson. Some of
Speaker 10: the best golfers of all time. See you're a golf
Speaker 10: baseball we have Barry Bonds on the great hit growing up.
Speaker 10: Huh not really. I play it now a lot like
Speaker 10: I played it when I was a kid a little bit,
Speaker 10: but I learned it in my thirties really, like really
Speaker 10: got to play. Do you play any sports growing up?
Speaker 10: A football for like a heartbeat, then I got a concussion.
Speaker 10: Then I went right to basketball. Did you actually get
Speaker 10: a concussion? I did real bad? Well kind uh, the
Speaker 10: one where you throw up the what level? Do you
Speaker 10: remember what they told me? No, I don't really remember.
Speaker 10: I got knocked out. Our kicker was gone and they
Speaker 10: were like, Santino, you can kick, and I was like okay.
Speaker 10: So they snapped the ball over my head. I ran back,
Speaker 10: grabbed it, thought I'm gonna fucking get the first down.
Speaker 10: I started running and I got shumold, and I woke
Speaker 10: up to one of my assistant coaches.
Speaker 1: Be like, you got your bell wrong, dude.
Speaker 10: And I couldn't see him. Then threw up through my
Speaker 10: fucking helmet. Yeah, so you had a real concussion. I
Speaker 10: was hoping, I was.
Speaker 1: I was hoping you'd say a number just so I could.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the numbers are. There are no numbers.
Speaker 3: I was gonna soap and you'd be like, ah, I
Speaker 3: think the doctor said four.
Speaker 10: No, nothing. I just knew it was fu. I was
Speaker 10: fucked up for days. He was like, fuck that. I'm
Speaker 10: playing basketball, basketball, a little bit of baseball, and then
Speaker 10: in golf.
Speaker 1: I'm too grown to sports now. No sports, you're older now. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he can't do he's not a sports fan. Huh. He
Speaker 1: likes video games. He plays. He plays Starting Valley for
Speaker 1: five in the morning. You're a good big boll player.
Speaker 1: But it runs in his blood. Yeah. Ping pong.
Speaker 5: I can play ping pong. I played tennis a little.
Speaker 10: His great great great grandfather was an international ping pong champion.
Speaker 1: That was a wrestling team too.
Speaker 5: I was on the wrestling team.
Speaker 1: I don't believe funny. I don't believe him.
Speaker 5: Ninety eight, then one o five And if you look
Speaker 5: at let my instrguram actually go down there you can
Speaker 5: see wresting photos. So I don't like your laugh. Friend, Yo,
Speaker 5: you got worked in wrestling. I was what do you
Speaker 5: mean I was undefeated?
Speaker 1: No, you weren't. Ye, he was really good. I was
Speaker 1: really good.
Speaker 5: My brother was like his brother was champed, like four
Speaker 5: years since his freshman year. We were very good.
Speaker 1: No, come on, bron, I mean there're the they're the
Speaker 1: Lee boys right there. I'm like, I'm athletic. Man, Well
Speaker 1: that's not true. You're not athletic right there?
Speaker 5: The first one me wrestling Triple H.
Speaker 1: That's triple Triple A is tapped out. Yeah, yeah, he
Speaker 1: tapped out.
Speaker 5: Look at that sketch man, look at me.
Speaker 1: Yeah you're not You're you're not athletic, but I want
Speaker 1: you to do you wrestled? Yeah?
Speaker 5: But is that interesting that that photo you wrestling wrestling
Speaker 5: Triple H.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean wrestling Triple A one of your best
Speaker 1: moments of your life. You said, we're not at other
Speaker 1: moments like what uh wait, let's go back real fast.
Speaker 1: You saying you're athletic, because I come on, man, what
Speaker 1: do you mean you're not athletic? I was on the ill.
Speaker 10: What I'm telling you is he had ability when he
Speaker 10: was young, but he doesn't have like athletic athleticism doesn't
Speaker 10: run in his like he.
Speaker 5: Can run in My dad was a professional boxer.
Speaker 1: Did you know that he's not? He was not.
Speaker 5: Did you was in a jar for for six months
Speaker 5: later in life. But when he was younger he was
Speaker 5: a boxer. He was like, oh and eight, No, that
Speaker 5: was his record. You never won any quit But how
Speaker 5: that doesn't mean you're athletic.
Speaker 1: It does not. Like if I take you outside right now.
Speaker 1: You guys are really pissing me off right now. If
Speaker 1: I make you shoot a basketball, you'll we can tell
Speaker 1: you're not fifty old. What's the difference. Athleticism lasts your
Speaker 1: whole life.
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Really, yes it does. He will be an athlete till
Speaker 1: the day he's dead. He's athletic, you're not. Madden was
Speaker 1: a athlete to the end. John Madden.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I bet you he could do anything, any sport
Speaker 5: better than you till he died, till he died when
Speaker 5: he was drooling turduccan out of the side of his mouth.
Speaker 5: He could have thrown a football better than you, kicked
Speaker 5: a ball better than you shot a basket.
Speaker 1: Out of.
Speaker 5: Disrespect, and let me say this.
Speaker 1: Everyone knows I do what you say.
Speaker 5: Dude, you have a very small penis. And just know that.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 5: Yeah, He goes back to this old well, this old
Speaker 5: tiny well, you know it's not true. Hey, can you
Speaker 5: do an Asian accent? I love him.
Speaker 1: This try you can cut it out. Let's just try.
Speaker 1: What do you want me to say? Just horrow? He
Speaker 1: literally goes, oh, well, he got a parent that's very concerned.
Speaker 1: You can cut it out.
Speaker 5: That's right, cut it.
Speaker 1: Out, hero. I love it. Perfect, It's perfect. That's like
Speaker 1: my that's like the Team America. Oh herrow very good,
Speaker 1: very good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah yeah, and you're you're you're marriage with a Nasian.
Speaker 5: I feel like you can do it.
Speaker 1: Dir Dirk a lot. Did you guys have big, big
Speaker 1: American fans over here yet? I love that movie? Good movie.
Speaker 1: Do you have kids? Yes? Once? She just turned one
Speaker 1: two weeks ago. Awesome. We're obsessed with there, do you guys?
Speaker 1: You guys want no kids? No kids? I know you
Speaker 1: have no kids. You got no girl? This is my child?
Speaker 1: Tell me, but be honest. Am I like your dad
Speaker 1: a little bit?
Speaker 5: With the way you talked to me?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I didn't designate you as my.
Speaker 10: Care of you like a father a little bit. Yeah,
Speaker 10: I watch over you, don't I think get make sure
Speaker 10: you get food? Does I do everything he needs me
Speaker 10: to do? I am, I am like all like.
Speaker 5: You know me Asian? That time stories?
Speaker 1: Why do you do that? Because I want you to
Speaker 1: stay connected to your culture and your history.
Speaker 5: I don't want it's a history like in Vietnam, you know,
Speaker 5: I mean we went in there too soon.
Speaker 1: I want you to know our relationship.
Speaker 10: What I want you to know our relationship and where
Speaker 10: we teach you about Pearl Harbor. You better believe that
Speaker 10: we read that one first every night.
Speaker 5: And he also reads me the script of Apocalypse. Now
Speaker 5: I don't know why, but he just does. You know
Speaker 5: what I mean, you know why? And at the end
Speaker 5: he has the knife in the mouth, you know, I mean,
Speaker 5: what was the makeup? It's terrible. Yeah, how did you
Speaker 5: guys meet?
Speaker 1: We met fifteen years ago or so. I don't even
Speaker 1: know how many years ago.
Speaker 10: But along about that time, fifteen years ago at the
Speaker 10: comedy store, Bobby saw me.
Speaker 5: So I'll just tell you I was in the original
Speaker 5: room at the Comedy Store and I was sitting next
Speaker 5: to Leah. Two seats we weren't sitting next year's two
Speaker 5: seats between them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and no, I love
Speaker 5: anyway anyway, and I go, they go, they go Andrew
Speaker 5: Centino and I go. I turned it to Chris and
Speaker 5: I go, who the fuck is this redheader freak? I mean,
Speaker 5: he's a freak of nature. He's so ugly, you know,
Speaker 5: he has a little diger right and right he goes.
Speaker 5: As soon as he opened his mouth, I turned it
Speaker 5: to Lean and I go, yeah, he's good, Like you
Speaker 5: just tell how talented he was. And then you know,
Speaker 5: we became friends. And then years ago, you know, my
Speaker 5: career wasn't going well, so I had this internet show
Speaker 5: called Talking, which is just you know, I did it
Speaker 5: that maker, and I had him as a guest, and
Speaker 5: as soon as we did it, we were just you thought.
Speaker 1: To yourself, jackpot.
Speaker 5: Yeah not at the time, but I just remember we
Speaker 5: had good chemistry. And then we would pod this and that.
Speaker 5: You know, I have it with only one other person,
Speaker 5: THEO and I, you know, have a good rhythm, but
Speaker 5: him and I are better. Like there's something about you know,
Speaker 5: because he's so like nasty and mean and right yeah,
Speaker 5: and just like kind of ugly, you know, and I'm
Speaker 5: cute as fun yeah really you know, right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: like I test well.
Speaker 1: Validation, validation, validation, right right, yeah, yeah, our rhythm was it.
Speaker 10: We just knew O rhythm was good when we did
Speaker 10: the old show together. And then what really happened was
Speaker 10: I would do filling for Tiger Belly sometimes when he
Speaker 10: was gone, so Caliland I would do the show together,
Speaker 10: or I would be a layered guest when I did
Speaker 10: my show Whiskey Ginger when I started my own podcast.
Speaker 10: As we were growing, you know, the show's when he
Speaker 10: was gone, and then when I would come back, Callila
Speaker 10: would always say, you know, why don't you guys do
Speaker 10: more together? And then we had joked about doing it.
Speaker 10: We actually joked about it a few times, being like
Speaker 10: we will just do a show. And then the truth
Speaker 10: is Bobby's dad died and and he relapsed. And when
Speaker 10: he relapsed, we had like a heart to heart moment
Speaker 10: and he was like, I want to change my life
Speaker 10: around when I got out of rehab, and I really
Speaker 10: want to like start this thing with you.
Speaker 1: I think we should actually do it instead of talk
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 10: So when he got out of rehab, we started the
Speaker 10: show and he relapsed again twice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in that pool, the pool we.
Speaker 10: Were in Mexico, he relapsed and he I went to
Speaker 10: go try to find him because I was concerned because
Speaker 10: I had heard that he was drinking because he snuck
Speaker 10: he stole alcohol from the bar. And he went up
Speaker 10: to his room and I was banging on his door
Speaker 10: and he answered the door naked, and he had pooped
Speaker 10: all over his hands. He's like, come in And I
Speaker 10: came in there and there was throw up like the Exorcist.
Speaker 1: He was like all over the.
Speaker 10: Poop on his hands and puke on there, and I said,
Speaker 10: you look good, and so I said, we got to
Speaker 10: go get you some more help. And then then we
Speaker 10: left again and we got him rehab again, and now
Speaker 10: he's good. He's been sober for how long? What was
Speaker 10: the care over?
Speaker 1: Year and some change? No clap for that or anything, nobody.
Speaker 1: We're waiting you guys.
Speaker 5: You white pieces of ships?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 1: Why are they're white? Puerto Rican? What the fuck is
Speaker 1: wrong with you? You are? Yes? Yeah, it's crazy. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: Puerto Rican kid. Yeah you're your guy.
Speaker 8: Here?
Speaker 5: Did an Asian access at hot all?
Speaker 1: He wanted me to do that, like baseball record.
Speaker 10: That's really what happened, though, is that he is that
Speaker 10: when he got clean and we started again and then
Speaker 10: we've been together ever since. I've supported him through his
Speaker 10: down times like that, and we got it.
Speaker 1: You know, we gotta keep going.
Speaker 5: I just say I want to say one thing, you know,
Speaker 5: I want to say, rarely do you find people, especially
Speaker 5: in the comedy business, that will you know, will be
Speaker 5: there for you. And Andrew is like that. It really
Speaker 5: makes me want to cry like that.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 5: It's so I've had a tough month, and him and
Speaker 5: the New York comedy scene, LA comedy scene, they just
Speaker 5: all were like calling and seeing how I was. And
Speaker 5: it's just like it made me so grateful about where
Speaker 5: I'm at and who's in my life, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And what's what's awesome too, is you can actually feel that,
Speaker 3: like when you guys are doing your show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, see that. He's got to break it up.
Speaker 1: That's he's got to break it up. I want to
Speaker 1: break it. We're getting too much in the is.
Speaker 10: We we want to now he's on we're on the
Speaker 10: road now for thirty three cities and he wants to
Speaker 10: get laid, but he said he's having a testament to
Speaker 10: his self self worth to be celibate for a year.
Speaker 1: So he's gonna he's going celibacy.
Speaker 5: I masturbated them.
Speaker 1: You did it?
Speaker 10: You jerked off on the bus? Are you being serious?
Speaker 10: We said no jerking on the bus.
Speaker 5: If you look underneath it, you because they're in a
Speaker 5: little bunk. If you look underneath on the corners, there's
Speaker 5: tissue paper.
Speaker 1: Just throw it away. What are you saving it for?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna gather at the end of the tour. You're
Speaker 1: gonna make some art out of it.
Speaker 5: Maybe that's okay, you can reset, He starts, now, oh really,
Speaker 5: but it's drinking off celibacy.
Speaker 10: I think it's you can't nut. Yeah, I think you
Speaker 10: can't not. But his whole celebacy is no meeting with women.
Speaker 10: He didn't want to see any women. Well, because it's like,
Speaker 10: you know what, that's what it was.
Speaker 5: I'm on the day you you I've been dating crazies, you.
Speaker 1: Know, I like, you know, like you're its about a
Speaker 1: couple of crazy Well you're.
Speaker 5: In bed and they're like, you know what I mean,
Speaker 5: I can tell you about him.
Speaker 1: He doesn't like any of them. Are you in the
Speaker 1: room too?
Speaker 10: Well, he's my this is my brother. So it's like
Speaker 10: I know about it all. It's going to be good
Speaker 10: enough for you, that's true, but it's also because you
Speaker 10: hold the higher stand. I don't want some I don't
Speaker 10: want someone to come in for the wrong reasons, trying
Speaker 10: to take advantage of him.
Speaker 1: So that's I see that a lot.
Speaker 10: It's like these these women that I could think, like
Speaker 10: they're hot, so he's blinded by how hot there, but
Speaker 10: I know that they're they're not in for the real
Speaker 10: you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he can just tell you. You can just tell
Speaker 1: he's a horny boy.
Speaker 5: He's a sucker. He's a sucker, you know what it is.
Speaker 5: He's Yeah, he's a plus sucker. But he's got a
Speaker 5: big heart. So he's like he's like very giving. He'll
Speaker 5: do anything if a girl. If a girl comes into
Speaker 5: his life and is.
Speaker 10: Like I need my mom needs ten grand, he'll write
Speaker 10: the check the same day.
Speaker 1: And and I'm not exaggerated. When I first got sober,
Speaker 1: tell M what I got for it.
Speaker 5: When I first, I mean Clode broke up two weeks
Speaker 5: and then I looked at my DM and this girl
Speaker 5: from Canada goes she sent me her bill like eight
Speaker 5: hundred dollars, aren't going to get evicted. So I sent
Speaker 5: her the money sent.
Speaker 1: Her the money, didn't even know.
Speaker 5: We're sender the money to know because maybe I can
Speaker 5: get your man what it's like me or whatever I mean.
Speaker 5: And you never thought. I never talked to her A guains.
Speaker 5: So if you're a good looking girl and and somebody
Speaker 5: in your surgery.
Speaker 1: And needs help, if you need yeah yeah, but so yeah.
Speaker 10: So he had a few instances some people that I
Speaker 10: wasn't a big fan of, and I told him straight up,
Speaker 10: I didn't like who they one of the one of
Speaker 10: the people's one of the persons was a blackout, which
Speaker 10: I don't think was healthy for you.
Speaker 1: Was drunk.
Speaker 5: Black was drunk at what you're black only when we
Speaker 5: were out and I fart, Yeah, you go ahead, let
Speaker 5: it go there it is this one.
Speaker 1: Right, there was a girl. There was a girl, tell
Speaker 1: my buttles tight? Yeah yeah, right. He pinches his cheeks.
Speaker 1: He doesn't want to, he's otherwise. He goes.
Speaker 10: There was a girl that was There was a girl
Speaker 10: that was drunk at nine am, right, eight thirty I
Speaker 10: got coffee. Remember I dude, drunk as and I'm not
Speaker 10: saying buzz drunk. At eight thirty forty in the morning.
Speaker 10: We had to go do radio and I'm down getting
Speaker 10: coffee for all of us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, blacked out.
Speaker 10: Eight thirty in the morning, and he's he's like, what's
Speaker 10: the problem.
Speaker 1: I was like, how do you not? Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: so no, I haven't liked anybody. People can't party eight
Speaker 1: thirty in the morning. You don't need to black out
Speaker 1: at eight am. It was like a Wednesday.
Speaker 5: Okay, it's all good, thank you.
Speaker 10: No, see, i'd be he'd be in piece.
Speaker 1: Do you think so if you weren't in my life,
Speaker 1: you think I'd be in pieces?
Speaker 8: Right now?
Speaker 10: I think if if I weren't in your life, you'd
Speaker 10: have it'd be a little bit harder for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure. I agree. Yeah, I agree. I agree.
Speaker 1: Thank you. You're welcome. Thank You're welcome. Kiddo. What does
Speaker 1: what does Bobby do for you? Brings me? Anxiety?
Speaker 10: Stress, depression, strife, financial trouble, the Korean market which is
Speaker 10: big because I new Soul has a lot of people.
Speaker 1: So that's it. Yeah, that's good. It brings me. He's
Speaker 1: he's a.
Speaker 10: Loyal for a very very loyal suite friend. And on
Speaker 10: top of all the love, finish fucking asshole. On top
Speaker 10: of all the love, that he gives me the thing though.
Speaker 10: He is easily the funniest person I've ever worked with
Speaker 10: in my entire life.
Speaker 1: That's just a fact, just because our the rhythm is perfect.
Speaker 10: And and look, if I'm in the woods and a
Speaker 10: snake bit me on the dick, go ahead, finish the joke.
Speaker 3: If a snake bit him in the dick and he
Speaker 3: was losing his life in the middle of the woods,
Speaker 3: would you suck.
Speaker 1: The ve of his dicky?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I went this way.
Speaker 1: I know I saw you would. I would suck it
Speaker 1: even if there's no there's no snake.
Speaker 5: The real truth is whenever he does blow me on
Speaker 5: the bus with the gun.
Speaker 3: Shot to the arm, and you're like, all right, I'll
Speaker 3: set your dicky.
Speaker 10: Whenever he's on the bus and he's want and he
Speaker 10: wants to blow me, he just goes. He texts me,
Speaker 10: he goes, tell me a snake bit you in front
Speaker 10: of everybody.
Speaker 1: Not to go to the bus. I go a snake
Speaker 1: bit me outside. Then he justifies what we do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's great.
Speaker 5: But that we're a perfect little pair. We're like the
Speaker 5: perfect odd couple. That's why that's good. You guys are
Speaker 5: both in each other's and Idiot Circle. Yeah, yeah, it's interesting.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 5: You know what I also love about the podcast community
Speaker 5: is we all kind of grew closer.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think without it, I wouldn't know as many people.
Speaker 5: But you know, we, you know, own owner. For the
Speaker 5: comedy podcast community to strive, we have to do each
Speaker 5: other's podcast for everything to grow. And I think in
Speaker 5: that exchange has been healthy for New York and LA
Speaker 5: because we know, we got the Stefano and Salts and all.
Speaker 10: Those morell and all and were it as an answer
Speaker 10: to the business because we were tired of the business
Speaker 10: telling us that we could or couldn't do shit. So
Speaker 10: we were like, okay, fuck it, We'll just make our
Speaker 10: own shows. We'll grow them together. We'll have other comics
Speaker 10: that we know or even that we don't know, and
Speaker 10: grow and grow the audiences.
Speaker 1: And then now look, now we're on a.
Speaker 10: Tour where we're we're doing thirty three cities. We do
Speaker 10: we both do stand ups, so you get both of
Speaker 10: us doing twenty five thirty minutes to stand up. Then
Speaker 10: we do another hour and a half if not more,
Speaker 10: of bits from the podcast that we've done over the years.
Speaker 10: We interact with fans we have. So it's like we
Speaker 10: grew this new audience. We already had stand up audiences.
Speaker 10: We grew like another chunk. So it was it's changed
Speaker 10: our lives in a way that because it's so happy
Speaker 10: about man, yeah, I go ahead.
Speaker 5: Also what's great about it is, you know, me and
Speaker 5: Andrew have been in the business for a while and
Speaker 5: you have these gatekeepers in LA in New York there
Speaker 5: everywhere twelve people like club you know people Montreal and
Speaker 5: then also like television and what podcasting. Did it was
Speaker 5: because you know, like when I audition for something, I'm fifth, right,
Speaker 5: they're always either Ronnie Changue if he can't do it,
Speaker 5: Jimmy oh yet you know, I mean there's like a
Speaker 5: risk Randall Park. Right, there's a list of like I mean,
Speaker 5: oh you know what I mean, and no, that's Randall Park.
Speaker 1: Oh I get it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and and so but by doing it our ourselves,
Speaker 5: I kind of cut the line and I show people.
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm the number one Asian guy.
Speaker 1: Do you think you're number one?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 1: Number one?
Speaker 5: I mean if you look at the funniest Asian guy,
Speaker 5: you know, in rank or whatever, it's.
Speaker 10: The Asian funniest Asian. What funniest comedy Asian on the list?
Speaker 1: I want to be on the list.
Speaker 3: I think we're gonna do the Asian community. We got
Speaker 3: to go Asian entertainers.
Speaker 5: No, just do comedian, Just do commedian comedian.
Speaker 10: That's what a way to stop there comedians Asian people
Speaker 10: running Chang Andrew Funk.
Speaker 5: Not even on the list, Tara, he said, I'm not
Speaker 5: even on the I'm not even on the list, all.
Speaker 1: Right, but Randall park is first.
Speaker 5: Oh Rock, I got the list. Ben Shang Wang probably
Speaker 5: you're fifth, fifth, that's not bad. You're moving up five.
Speaker 4: He said, you're a fifth on the list.
Speaker 1: You are fifth on the list, so you know, five
Speaker 1: is not bad. Who's right below you? Yeah? Who's right
Speaker 1: below you? He would hate that? Hate it? Jimmy Oya
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Ken Jong Oh, he would yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Joel Kim Booster loves that he's above Ken Junk That
Speaker 1: it means the world is.
Speaker 5: My point though, it's like, you know, you kind of
Speaker 5: skip the lines.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we had a we had a friend.
Speaker 3: We have a friend of the shoe Cordero Steve Byrne
Speaker 3: and he says I heard of him. Ask him about
Speaker 3: the time I broke ask him about the time I
Speaker 3: broke up a five between him and Kim Jong.
Speaker 1: On the Kimsic comedy he knows well. He said that, yeah,
Speaker 1: you do. You want to see the text message just.
Speaker 2: Like Val.
Speaker 5: And almost beat the ship up.
Speaker 1: Me to the idea that he's.
Speaker 5: No, no, I could defeat him because he has Gollum's body.
Speaker 5: He look at his body, not a single muscle and
Speaker 5: he's a Doctor's fucking sat and.
Speaker 1: Watching the little thing you saw on the film you
Speaker 1: two fight would be so funny.
Speaker 3: What happened? What happened? Give some context, because that's why
Speaker 3: I said, I go, is this a real story? And
Speaker 3: he said yes, just ask him.
Speaker 5: It's you're gonna think it's so stupid. So this is
Speaker 5: back when there was my Space, during my Space, and
Speaker 5: I was always in his top ten friends, always right.
Speaker 5: I was like number three, right, And then he started
Speaker 5: booking movies and stuff right. So then all of a sudden,
Speaker 5: you see Judd Apatow, Will Ferrell in his top and
Speaker 5: I got weeded down to like twenty three or something,
Speaker 5: you know what I mean. So one day we're at
Speaker 5: Cobb San Francisco, and I go, what's up Hollywood. I mean,
Speaker 5: I'm no longer a top ten.
Speaker 1: He goes, hey, buddy, you know what I mean, the
Speaker 1: fuck you? You know what I mean? And I go, fuck you,
Speaker 1: And then that's how it started my space for my
Speaker 1: space top ten. That's some like high school. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: got real all the way type stuff, you like Jack
Speaker 1: got the boy. If you're not in the top five.
Speaker 5: And you're boking me, you know, it was crazy. He
Speaker 5: started choking and Steve goes, you know, with.
Speaker 1: The arms, you know what I mean. It was an
Speaker 1: all Asian tour.
Speaker 5: He's an all Asian tour. And then they're filming no disrespect,
Speaker 5: and then me and Ken didn't talk to each other
Speaker 5: for like eight years.
Speaker 1: Now, you guys are great.
Speaker 5: We're fun right now.
Speaker 1: We we have we we we.
Speaker 10: Love these kno, we love love Asian community where they're
Speaker 10: they're all supportive of Bobby.
Speaker 1: He has no enemies in the Asian world now, not
Speaker 1: this one.
Speaker 5: But I can't talk about no because he's he's he'll freak.
Speaker 1: The funk out.
Speaker 5: But there's one that I want, you know what I mean,
Speaker 5: I want I want to I want to defeat him.
Speaker 1: What's it? What's his name? Rhyme? With uh.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, okay, that's a fun game, good luck, you
Speaker 5: know what I mean. But pushed me in the IMPROVM
Speaker 5: one night and I fell on the ground and made
Speaker 5: me look like a fool.
Speaker 1: Oh, actually pushed.
Speaker 5: You, I thought, not one, no, no, no, he pushed me and
Speaker 5: I went back like that and made me look a fool,
Speaker 5: you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: And so then I went a war fights off and
Speaker 1: you see more like a lover than a fighter. Ourish
Speaker 1: if you're beat me up, you.
Speaker 10: Know, as Bobby Bobby. Oh, and this is known, but
Speaker 10: he holds a grudge worse than anybody I've ever seen.
Speaker 10: If you do something like that to him, he will
Speaker 10: never forget it.
Speaker 1: For the rest of his fucking life.
Speaker 5: It's not healthy, it's not but it because like the
Speaker 5: loejoya comedy store that's where I started. And one night
Speaker 5: I drove down there and they wouldn't put me up,
Speaker 5: and I go, if you don't put me up right now,
Speaker 5: because I drove all the down there and it was.
Speaker 1: A bunch of young guys. They're looking for time like young.
Speaker 5: No it was no, it was a all women's show.
Speaker 5: Oh that's right, it was an all women's show. And
Speaker 5: they go, well, it's an all women's show. I know,
Speaker 5: but I drove down here and they said, I said,
Speaker 5: if you don't put me up, I'll never play her again.
Speaker 5: This is fourteen years ago. Fifteen years ago. They go, well,
Speaker 5: okay then, and I never played it after that. I
Speaker 5: have the fart again. So anyway, another way, they found
Speaker 5: out who you were talking about, real fan. Took almost
Speaker 5: no time for them to figure that out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, kick that out. How good are you? What the fuck?
Speaker 1: What are you? Guys?
Speaker 5: Look at scientists?
Speaker 1: No, just he figured the rhyme wasn't that hard. Just
Speaker 1: they're highly operative. Yeah, yeah, these guys are very good. Ud,
Speaker 1: How did you know that you're good? Huh kind? He
Speaker 1: kind of looks like our Macone? Yeah, yeah, at one
Speaker 1: of those who's this.
Speaker 10: Our videographer maccone that's out there with us, who's on tour.
Speaker 10: This dude, this dude, this is insane. I'm gonna play
Speaker 10: you something.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's like a car You guys like Carneal with
Speaker 5: we got it.
Speaker 1: We got like a little twenty three year old kid
Speaker 1: from Minnesota who's incredible. He's a gray videographer. He's super
Speaker 1: smart and fast.
Speaker 10: He's so proficient like everything that we need him to
Speaker 10: be for the for the Internet's sake. And I got
Speaker 10: to tell you something about this guy. Didn't think this
Speaker 10: would be it. It's been a nightmare.
Speaker 1: He's on the bus with us.
Speaker 10: We're all sleeping on the bus five in the morning,
Speaker 10: four forty five in the morning. He has night terrors
Speaker 10: every fucking night. He wakes us up every fucking I'll
Speaker 10: play you. We record them. You know you have an
Speaker 10: app to record your sleep. You know this if you
Speaker 10: if you're someone that talks in your sleep, you can
Speaker 10: record it. This is every night, every fucking night. This
Speaker 10: is him every night, or he'll just talk to himself,
Speaker 10: or it's this.
Speaker 1: There was nothing, no dirty said. I don't imagine message
Speaker 1: borrow every night every night. We have to deal with
Speaker 1: this fucking kid. But now we're regretting that we're on
Speaker 1: a bus. Run a bus for like he was in Vietnam.
Speaker 1: Yeah he will.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he grew up in a nice home. Yeah, he's
Speaker 5: like he's like a nice middle class kid from Minnesota.
Speaker 10: And it's we asked. We've tried to ask him what happened,
Speaker 10: and he won't tell us. We know something happened happened,
Speaker 10: but sometimes so still he'll say please please stop, stop
Speaker 10: stop stop. And then one night, the first night had
Speaker 10: happened or no, the second night, I opened my door
Speaker 10: and I said, okay, buddy, are you all right? And
Speaker 10: he goes, it's okay, it's okay. And I thought, this
Speaker 10: is something that this is happen. This is a regret,
Speaker 10: something happened to him. So now just to like get
Speaker 10: him settled in, Bobby and I will assault him in
Speaker 10: the middle of the night. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 10: well just you know, if you're gonna make yeah, just
Speaker 10: to settlehim in a little.
Speaker 1: Bit very tight. But hole, I don't know what. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I just said that I kissed him on
Speaker 1: the forehead before we go to bed. I went too far.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's a good guy. The tour has been
Speaker 1: incredibly You've never been on a bus bus tour took
Speaker 1: us out. Yeah, come see us. Yeah, dude, when does
Speaker 1: this next?
Speaker 5: I like you, can you come into l N do
Speaker 5: my podcast?
Speaker 1: Absolutely absolutely yes. And by the way, you can cut
Speaker 1: this of you guys, you can cut this out. What okay? What?
Speaker 1: Because I'm not informed, I'm like half I love We've
Speaker 1: got we've already decided that we have some cutouts.
Speaker 10: You have to, yeah, some of it. But this is
Speaker 10: I'm only half informed. I'm Internet. I'm more Internet than him.
Speaker 10: We're by But this whole Jeffrey Star thing did they fuck?
Speaker 10: See they did? That's like you and I we joke
Speaker 10: about all that stuff.
Speaker 1: But we do what we fuck man, Well whatever the
Speaker 1: Internet needs to know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wish you. I wish he was here.
Speaker 3: When I told Taylor, I was like, hey man, the
Speaker 3: boys are going to be I just got pitched this
Speaker 3: morning that they're going to be in Nashville.
Speaker 1: And I was like, we have to accept. I know
Speaker 1: that's painful to hear.
Speaker 3: And He's like, dude, I have so much fucking fomo,
Speaker 3: but obviously have the most.
Speaker 1: Well, we love you. I know he's not here, but
Speaker 1: we love you. And I will say this.
Speaker 10: I went to kid Rocks bar this morning with my
Speaker 10: friend Piggy and and they had a case, had a
Speaker 10: ton of light. They had a ton of bud light.
Speaker 10: So Kid Rock, you're a fucking liar because I know
Speaker 10: this and this is his territory.
Speaker 1: Doesn't he live here? Oh yeah, this is calling you out. Rocks.
Speaker 1: This is back you out, big dog.
Speaker 10: There was so much bud light at your bar, boy,
Speaker 10: I don't know what you got going on.
Speaker 7: Boy, he's a full on replica of the White House
Speaker 7: that he lives in a mansion and here in Nashville.
Speaker 1: I did hear that? You guys know him? Has he
Speaker 1: been on the show? Would you ever have him on
Speaker 1: the show? Absolutely? Yeah? Why not? But would you make
Speaker 1: fun of that or no? Would you hold back? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I mean you'd want to ask in the best way possible,
Speaker 3: like how to figure out how to get around some
Speaker 3: of these questions?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: How is when you have a guest and you're trying
Speaker 2: to feel him out, like we don't know him, but
Speaker 2: I would call him out for that shit that was
Speaker 2: so whack. I thought that was so fucking whack.
Speaker 10: We made fun of him on our show incessantly because
Speaker 10: I was like, we did a whole bit where we're like,
Speaker 10: what's really going on?
Speaker 1: Kid? Rock? Did you stub your toe this morning? Is
Speaker 1: someone you know in your family?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: Right right?
Speaker 10: Did the dog not come to you first? He went
Speaker 10: to your wife this morning? Like what all happened? He's
Speaker 10: not mad about about the the The person on the
Speaker 10: can I don't remember their name. Now he's more about
Speaker 10: the all the other shit and something's going on with
Speaker 10: the politics. Yeah, but it's also like, no, I think
Speaker 10: life is what gets as.
Speaker 3: It's like him wanting to stand on a certain side
Speaker 3: of the fence. It's a ship, dude's beer. But what
Speaker 3: I'm telling you is if he came on and you
Speaker 3: just do that right there, right away, Yeah, but then
Speaker 3: you're not gonna walk them.
Speaker 1: You're not gonna You're not gonna air the pod. No,
Speaker 1: I'd air it. He'd walk, and then we'd are it
Speaker 1: just because like it's way more fun for us.
Speaker 5: You would kiss his ass. No, I wouldn't know you would. Nah,
Speaker 5: you're Hollywood, baby, I am. I'm Hollywood. Yeah, how you're
Speaker 5: more Hollywood.
Speaker 1: That's his how.
Speaker 4: That's what he's building currently.
Speaker 7: It's supposed to be a replica of the White House,
Speaker 7: but it's here in Nashville on acre property.
Speaker 10: It's like seven he's like, he's like the white Kanye.
Speaker 10: I can't wait till he goes on like an anti
Speaker 10: Jew rant. He's on the roof of that being like
Speaker 10: will chop with the juice, waving an American flag.
Speaker 3: But also the whole cutting stuff out of a pod
Speaker 3: if you're going to.
Speaker 10: Yeah, no, no, no, but that but that's something that
Speaker 10: you'd have to joke about because it's so extreme. I
Speaker 10: don't I don't I agree with joking about it out
Speaker 10: of your way to like make up make a viral video.
Speaker 10: That's not like I don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 10: That's like, I need you to see me shoot bud
Speaker 10: Light in my backyard. And he opens the video by going,
Speaker 10: daddy's feeling if grandpa's feeling frisky. You got to get
Speaker 10: some consulting on some of that. I mean, that's like
Speaker 10: the I laughed immediately. Yeah, absolutely, I thought, oh, this
Speaker 10: is a bit he's working with bud Light right, which
Speaker 10: I still think it's a conspiracy. You think what's a conspiracy?
Speaker 10: I think the whole thing was a conspiracy. I think
Speaker 10: this was for bud Light to raise their stock. Didn't
Speaker 10: the drop No, it went Look at it now, look
Speaker 10: at bud Light stock right now. It's higher than it's
Speaker 10: ever been.
Speaker 1: So dropped and then just fucking took off the roof.
Speaker 1: I should have. We talked about it last night.
Speaker 10: You talked about it at TGI Fridays while we Gotta
Speaker 10: Fly in our in our.
Speaker 1: I mean ultimately, it's like, are we in a fucking matrix?
Speaker 10: We are sixty five sixty five forty three. Look at it,
Speaker 10: Look at the graph, look at the chart. We're back, baby,
Speaker 10: We're back.
Speaker 2: Baby.
Speaker 1: You're root for your your pro bud Light.
Speaker 10: I'm pro bud Light. See it dipped and went right back.
Speaker 10: It's going to continue to climb. So if you're buying
Speaker 10: stock by bud Light, this is money.
Speaker 1: Watch that's three months.
Speaker 4: Huh, that's the three month.
Speaker 1: And look at it now. Wow, we're moving, baby, We're good.
Speaker 1: It's gonna keep going up.
Speaker 10: Are you invested in bud Light? Maybe I can be.
Speaker 10: I'm not gonna still, I wouldn't stop. Look, I'm not gonna.
Speaker 10: I think this is like the perfect thing to do.
Speaker 1: It's to tank it just so people, because all you're
Speaker 1: doing is beg in the market to pull out and
Speaker 1: then then everyone's gonna buy it when it's low, then
Speaker 1: it's gonna skyrocket.
Speaker 10: This is just this is what Crypto was. Bud Light's
Speaker 10: just taking a note from crypt though. Yeah, they're just
Speaker 10: seeing what happened with Crypto. I got stuck and I
Speaker 10: lost ten grand on Crypto. I got smoked. I got smoked. Yeah,
Speaker 10: shout out?
Speaker 1: Uh uh? What's the three main ones other than bitcoin?
Speaker 1: What was the other two?
Speaker 5: Well, like a coin?
Speaker 1: Say there was one called EMAS. I got yanked by eMac.
Speaker 1: Did you get in the doge I got yanked? No, no, dough,
Speaker 1: no doge I got yanked And they're just following suit.
Speaker 1: This is genius. Good on you, bud Light. They hired that.
Speaker 10: Girl to be like, we got to get rid of
Speaker 10: the faddy staff. Yeah, you think that was a hire
Speaker 10: or is that known? I think that was a bit.
Speaker 10: I think that was them teasing, teasing America. Why would
Speaker 10: the company whose majority of consumers first of all, are
Speaker 10: those guys, why would they hire someone to go against
Speaker 10: everything they've ever done, the history of their fucking campaign.
Speaker 10: Why you're doing that to tease me your you're baiting
Speaker 10: people one hundred dude. This is the home of Clydesdale's.
Speaker 10: This is the home of fucking cowboy boots and pickup
Speaker 10: trucks and guns. Why would you then be like hire
Speaker 10: a girl to be like, we got to get rid
Speaker 10: of Faddy's staff. I don't buy it, Budwiser, I'm onto
Speaker 10: you and has a bush I'm onto you.
Speaker 1: I'm coming. We already went to Saint Louis. They wouldn't
Speaker 1: let us in the factory because he was with me.
Speaker 1: I had no Asians on this, it said, Asians need not.
Speaker 3: You know, Santino's a guy like you would drink a
Speaker 3: fucking beer with talking about all this stuff.
Speaker 10: I'm a big beer I would love to have a beer.
Speaker 10: I love having a beer. I just I see through
Speaker 10: the nonsense. I want to drink too. Sometimes you cannot
Speaker 10: go crazy.
Speaker 3: No, But but as you say, nonsense, also brilliance. You
Speaker 3: see the brilliance. I think it's genius. I'm saying genius. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but that's why I think kid rocks in on it?
Speaker 3: Got kid rock? If he's rock, you brilliant mother? You
Speaker 3: think you think he's that smart to be in on it?
Speaker 3: Dred percent think he's a He's a very bright guy.
Speaker 3: He knows exactly what he's doing. He's doing something, he's
Speaker 3: moving some sort of puzzle piece.
Speaker 1: Trust me.
Speaker 5: When he was shooting the sign, you think that he
Speaker 5: was going, I'm gonna I'm doing this so that I'm
Speaker 5: gonna buy socks.
Speaker 10: I think, why take the time out of your day
Speaker 10: if your kid rocking. You have more money than God
Speaker 10: to do that. It doesn't make sense unless you got
Speaker 10: some there's some agenda. There is an agenda. You and
Speaker 10: I made a sex tape that no one's seen yet.
Speaker 10: We keep teasing everybody about it. Yeah, we have another
Speaker 10: agenda below it, and they'll find out a couple of years.
Speaker 1: Ye see, Well, no, it's coming. And they keep going,
Speaker 1: where's the sex dap, where's the sex tape? We'll see
Speaker 1: I don't know. They go, Bobby's the bottom. Bobby's the bottom,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 3: I mean, Andrew's the friend you also gotta be weary
Speaker 3: of because he can. It sounds like he can talk
Speaker 3: you into anything.
Speaker 1: Oh you can. Yeah, got him here. He had no
Speaker 1: idea where we're going today. I woke up and so
Speaker 1: where we're going.
Speaker 10: I put him in the van and so we're gonna
Speaker 10: get your milkshakes, yeah, and keeps him with snacks.
Speaker 1: He'll go, yeah, I said, we're gonna do bust some
Speaker 1: with the boys, and you go, I don't want to
Speaker 1: do an interview right now, and he go back to bed.
Speaker 5: But I had to tell him, you know, to be
Speaker 5: honest with you. I'm so glad it came. See No,
Speaker 5: honestly connections, dude, it's networking. But we will have to
Speaker 5: get him milkshakes after this you have otherwise they'll be fisted.
Speaker 5: Why'd you put that?
Speaker 1: What's this? That's our beautiful photo? What you you need notes?
Speaker 1: Well you you kind of go over them. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: what is it? Let me let me see what you've
Speaker 1: asked so far? Or your story? How you got the
Speaker 1: role Nashville Dave? National get Dave the role? I'll do
Speaker 1: for your How do I get what the Dave roll? Hey?
Speaker 1: Take that down? Take that down? I Dave? Tell us
Speaker 1: about that role? How did you get that role? How
Speaker 1: did I get Dave? I went to a synagogue in
Speaker 1: Los Angeles and they were holding live auditions at the synagogue.
Speaker 5: Oh and uh Dave was there? Uh one? What your
Speaker 5: favorite gas? What was your favorite gas? You're such a
Speaker 5: good storyteller. Now we're talking about how you guys are
Speaker 5: rolled with Dave.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got Dave. Dave and I met Dave and
Speaker 1: I had actually met before that.
Speaker 10: Uh at like a at Baron Davis's charity basketball tournament.
Speaker 10: He had a charity basketball tournament called Black Sanna. Shout
Speaker 10: out Black Sanna and then uh a Casanna, like Jesus
Speaker 10: was black. By the way, this whole you know he
Speaker 10: was black, he wasn't white. You know Sanna was black.
Speaker 10: You should google it.
Speaker 1: The original Santa was black. I mean I've watched Friday.
Speaker 10: Yeah, thank you the o G Sanna was black. But
Speaker 10: then uh, Dave and I met, and then when he
Speaker 10: brought me in. They brought me in because he was
Speaker 10: interested in having me be.
Speaker 1: On the show. Didn't know if I was going to
Speaker 1: be Mike.
Speaker 10: The manager that I turned out to be because they
Speaker 10: had a different image of him. Because Mike the manager,
Speaker 10: the guy I plays, a real guy. He's like a
Speaker 10: He's like an Afro Jewish kid hippie who's like into fish.
Speaker 10: And then Dave and I started just improving. We improve
Speaker 10: like three scenes together, and then he was like, you
Speaker 10: have to you have to blame my manager.
Speaker 5: And I wasn't black.
Speaker 1: Then it was black, then it was black. It was
Speaker 1: just waste google.
Speaker 5: Any I've never seen any photo of black.
Speaker 1: Google black Sanna. Watch black Sanna.
Speaker 5: In fact, I've never seen black people in snow.
Speaker 1: Damn black Sanna.
Speaker 5: Oh shit, you're right, well, put Asian Santa put that though.
Speaker 5: You'll see all kinds of photos Asians, and there's.
Speaker 1: No chance there's an agiancy. Yeah, no image available, that's
Speaker 1: not Asian Santa. Dude, look at that? Oh by.
Speaker 9: What is he?
Speaker 1: What is he? What is he giving you? What gives
Speaker 1: Randall Park?
Speaker 5: No, he's getting he's giving you what is he gonna
Speaker 5: give you? He's giving you a little can rice candy.
Speaker 5: The rapper melts in your mouth.
Speaker 10: You get cold at a mamma and you're stocking if
Speaker 10: you're bad that year? What you get cold at a
Speaker 10: mammy and you're stocking? I get lumps of cold out
Speaker 10: of mammy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's all. There's probably down syndrom Santa. Google that
Speaker 5: down Sana's the varieties.
Speaker 1: Well how many? The internet does have a lot of.
Speaker 5: Yeah there, dude, there there there, she is there he
Speaker 5: is They have.
Speaker 1: It all bingle, gels, bingle or jails. Yeah, rosty, good guy.
Speaker 1: Now anyway, Yeah, that's how I know. That's how I
Speaker 1: got Dave. Was I did? Uh?
Speaker 10: I auditioned the traditional way. I auditioned the old school
Speaker 10: away with Dave. We did a bunch of improv scenes.
Speaker 10: Do you feel like a lot of your ship blew
Speaker 10: up after Dave?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 10: I mean, I think it's been like a steady climb.
Speaker 10: I haven't had like a I haven't had like one
Speaker 10: of those, you know. No, it's been like a good
Speaker 10: fun He's killing great rattling, he's killing the game.
Speaker 1: What what's uh? What's dope about it?
Speaker 3: Is?
Speaker 1: I feel like you just get to be you and
Speaker 1: in each fucking Yeah. Yeah, for the most part, I
Speaker 1: gets a lot I'm doing.
Speaker 10: I did a movie that's gonna come out at the
Speaker 10: end of the year where I get to be a
Speaker 10: different you know, I get to play a little bit
Speaker 10: something else with Zac Efron and John's.
Speaker 5: A great movie on Netflix with Kevin Harry was great.
Speaker 5: What's it called.
Speaker 1: It's called Me Time.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's jealous. He's jealous because Kevin won't work. Are
Speaker 1: you were on Pineapple Express? Yeah, fifty years ago? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was. It was like a movie.
Speaker 5: I did a movie with Kevin Hart. What was it
Speaker 5: called Order Lands?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: Oh, you know, but you're not in it. I know.
Speaker 5: I just did ad r Im in it.
Speaker 1: Now, they put you back in it, put me back in.
Speaker 1: They cut him out, and they put him back in it.
Speaker 5: Put me back in. They cut me in and then
Speaker 5: put me back in. That's okay, yeah, but it seems funny.
Speaker 10: He comes back from shooting and like, where where where?
Speaker 10: And he comes back, he comes to the studio and
Speaker 10: he's livid and he's like, I'm not even in a movie.
Speaker 10: And I was like, what do you mean. He's like,
Speaker 10: they had me more in a helmet the whole fucking time.
Speaker 10: You don't even know it's me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they had me in a helmet. And then I go,
Speaker 5: can I take it off? Because the soldier, because I'm
Speaker 5: in space, I'm a space solder like a stormtrooper, And
Speaker 5: they go, can I just take it off? They're like, no,
Speaker 5: keep it on. So I'm doing lines with the helmet on.
Speaker 5: I go, what, you could have just got anybody right.
Speaker 5: But then at one point I do take it off.
Speaker 1: Your essence is what they needed. That's what they needed. Anyway.
Speaker 5: Thanks for having me on.
Speaker 1: It was really good at the podcasts, and I really
Speaker 1: like you guys. I love the bus.
Speaker 3: Hang on before you get off, you gotta tell us
Speaker 3: one pet, peeve, what is we gotta? We got a
Speaker 3: Peeva of the week. It's called peep of the Week.
Speaker 3: You get to your favorite pet to snack on. Oh
Speaker 3: I love dog.
Speaker 1: No I have four dogs. I love him.
Speaker 5: They're my freezer anyway, I know I'm kidding. No, I
Speaker 5: love animals.
Speaker 1: What is it? What no explain to me what a
Speaker 1: pet peeve is? It's you think that annoys you, that
Speaker 1: annoys you.
Speaker 3: So mine last week was people turn not turning left
Speaker 3: at a stoplight, like when it's yelling about to turn red.
Speaker 1: They're not out in front of the white line at all.
Speaker 1: That is a good thing. That's a good guess, very good.
Speaker 5: I think mine is. Oh, I got one. So you know,
Speaker 5: if you're in a group, right, okay, and you're in
Speaker 5: line at like a restaurant or something to order right,
Speaker 5: order together, don't go individually because it's something he takes
Speaker 5: forever then right right, right right. So what I do
Speaker 5: if I'm in line right, I go. If I'm with
Speaker 5: ten guys, I go, I'm just gonna get it. I
Speaker 5: don't because the people behind us. I don't want to
Speaker 5: fuck it up.
Speaker 10: Yeah, but that's wealth privilege. Not everyone can afford everybody
Speaker 10: else as ship. You're talking like a rich guy. You're
Speaker 10: a fucking rich guy.
Speaker 5: Oh didn't do it individually, You're right, do it individually, guys.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna buy this one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, McDonald's. McDonald's.
Speaker 5: You can't twenty bucks thirty bucks if you do not everybody.
Speaker 1: Has that kind of money. Twenty bucks. Some people need
Speaker 1: twenty bucks, man, some people can need it.
Speaker 5: Or how would just pull your money together and let's
Speaker 5: pull our money together.
Speaker 1: Or I'll buy it. You guys all have been mommy that.
Speaker 1: I mean, there are options, they're away, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I agree, I agree. You're getting very loud because I'm
Speaker 1: very passionate about my pet peeves. Go another one, give
Speaker 1: another one. Another one is like, you know, people make
Speaker 1: judgments on you on the internet and they don't even
Speaker 1: know who you are.
Speaker 5: That's a big pet peeve. Yeah, yeah, they don't know
Speaker 5: you at all. Yeah, I'm a good guy. There you are.
Speaker 5: What's another one, babe?
Speaker 1: Another one?
Speaker 5: Yeah, don't do wives tales.
Speaker 1: Don't do wives tales?
Speaker 5: Yea, yeah, you know because my dad used to make
Speaker 5: up wives tales and then I look google them.
Speaker 1: They're not real like what.
Speaker 5: My dad used to go, if you because I used
Speaker 5: to watch the TV really close, and my dad would go,
Speaker 5: if you watch TV, du close, But I'm all gonna
Speaker 5: die and I go and I go, I.
Speaker 1: Turn on and go, Grandpa's dead. A ready, he goes,
Speaker 1: and I go, How do you know that's not true?
Speaker 5: It could have been. Yeah, but he died before I
Speaker 5: was born, both of them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but your grandpa knew that you were gonna watch
Speaker 1: too much TV.
Speaker 5: Oh he use a sportsune teller.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a lot of soothsayers. Yeah, what about you.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think.
Speaker 10: But I thought he made me think of something else
Speaker 10: that that is a it's more of a tip to
Speaker 10: your uh, your fans. I have a little inside tip. Okay,
Speaker 10: because I enacted it last night. Last night we went
Speaker 10: to TGI Fridays because there was nothing else open.
Speaker 1: He gets Bobby.
Speaker 10: When you go to eat with Bobby, he'll get fifteen appetizers.
Speaker 10: And I'm not exaggerated. I'm not even people will google fifteen.
Speaker 10: If there's fifteen, he will fucking get fifteen.
Speaker 5: But that's what what What are appetizing?
Speaker 1: It's fine? What are they for? Though?
Speaker 5: I ask you something.
Speaker 1: I don't know. What are they are for? Socializing?
Speaker 5: For the table?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Right, and then they have fifteen options? Get all of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 10: But when they bring them, he goes here or here,
Speaker 10: and he puts them around him and eat the first
Speaker 10: Mazzirell sticks onion rings. So then he wants to get
Speaker 10: we get last night. He wanted spinis ship in art
Speaker 10: of choke Payso dip and chips, bread bread, pretzel di
Speaker 10: pretzel dip. Everyone you wanted, uh uh, there's two more.
Speaker 5: There was like two more things fingers, oh yeah, chicken
Speaker 5: strips yeah, oh yeah, dumbling stumplings, dumplings from TGI Fridays.
Speaker 5: But you got come on my people, yeah.
Speaker 1: Report.
Speaker 10: So then they bring it out and then everybody's dipping
Speaker 10: into this stuff and hears and then I'm sipping my
Speaker 10: water and then it's I'm all I'm already grossed out.
Speaker 10: And then I'm like, this place looks I don't know, man.
Speaker 10: And then I hear and I'm like, this is a
Speaker 10: fucking table.
Speaker 5: I thought it was because that makes that noise to times.
Speaker 1: It hums when he gets horny, and I look at
Speaker 1: the basket of chips, and you know how they put
Speaker 1: that bullshit piece of paper like parchment paper down first? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I lifted up and there is and I'm not kiddingidding,
Speaker 1: huge half dead fly.
Speaker 5: He's not dead though, No.
Speaker 1: He was half dead.
Speaker 10: He was stuck in the thing like he looked exactly
Speaker 10: like that guy read that brother avenging his death. What
Speaker 10: if he was going, I kicking a nap and kicking
Speaker 10: a nap, Okay, well wake up and get the fuck
Speaker 10: out of my chick. So then we then I'm grossed out.
Speaker 10: I'm like, get the We're getting the fuck out of here.
Speaker 10: I'll eat McDonald's. We gotta go like this.
Speaker 1: I paid for the whole thing. We didn't need any
Speaker 1: of the meal.
Speaker 10: You can offer it to us for free. We literally
Speaker 10: were like, hey man, there's a fly in our fucking food.
Speaker 10: And I was like, we're gonna we gotta go, like,
Speaker 10: we'll just tab out for what we've ordered and let's
Speaker 10: just go cancel the rest of the orders. They didn't.
Speaker 10: They brought him the whole bill. So he paid one
Speaker 10: hundred and twenty five dollars at GGI Fridays for fly
Speaker 10: Fly chips. Yeahgi Fly Days was terrible. And then we
Speaker 10: walked down the street to McDonald's and McDonald's was a
Speaker 10: walk up window.
Speaker 1: Didn't let us walk up. The guy goes we close
Speaker 1: and I was like, it says, well, what what you know?
Speaker 7: Why?
Speaker 5: What ethnicity was that by the way okay. And then
Speaker 5: that's the most racial thing I've ever seen. We closed, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: I said exactly how he said, is an Indian guy.
Speaker 5: It's Cuban.
Speaker 1: We closed. That's what he said. That's that sounded Cuban
Speaker 1: to me. You don't know any fucking Cuban's name one Cuban.
Speaker 5: That's right. The castro castro in your face?
Speaker 1: And how did he sound if I start didn't want anybody?
Speaker 1: He closed? Thank you, you're right, we close. We closed,
Speaker 1: sidel castro dog dog play it. So then I use
Speaker 1: the roof and he would go raise the roof.
Speaker 10: So then I said, let's go to the only other
Speaker 10: place that's open as Taco Bell. That's we need food.
Speaker 10: We haven't eaten in ten hours. We go down to
Speaker 10: Taco Bell and their inside's closed. But I said, I
Speaker 10: used to do this in college all the time for
Speaker 10: college kids. If they don't let you walk up, you
Speaker 10: wait till a car comes up, and you go, yo,
Speaker 10: can we order with you?
Speaker 1: We'll pay for one of your things.
Speaker 5: Right, we're at a financial place where I said, I'll
Speaker 5: just buy this guy's whole thing.
Speaker 10: Well, the only guy that came in the ten minutes
Speaker 10: we were waiting was an old scooter, an old man
Speaker 10: on a scooter maybe eighty maybe eighty, yes, a scooter
Speaker 10: and the scooter was barely working work. He got it
Speaker 10: from a lot somewhere and it was like it died
Speaker 10: twice in the drive. Yeah, And I said, yo, man,
Speaker 10: can we order with you because you have a vehicle?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 10: And I'll you know, I'll pay And he's like, yop,
Speaker 10: you're gonna pay And I said I'll pay. He goes,
Speaker 10: I was gonna get me twenty tacos. Then I was like,
Speaker 10: we're you gonna get twenty tacos before I said that,
Speaker 10: and he was like, I we'll all go and get
Speaker 10: a whole bag of tacos. And I said, okay, man,
Speaker 10: get this fucking guy twenty tacos. I guess yea. And
Speaker 10: so we paid for him to make it easier. Bobby
Speaker 10: got frustrated and walked away.
Speaker 1: Didn't like the scooter man left, so he ended up
Speaker 1: ordering White Castle at three in the morning. Yeah. My
Speaker 1: point is in the movies, he's in the movie.
Speaker 10: Yeah, he was in the white camp. He has to
Speaker 10: support him. My point is, and this is a tip
Speaker 10: for your sports fans. When the beer lines are too long.
Speaker 10: Go to the very front, nudge the guy at the front,
Speaker 10: like your friends with him, and go, I'll buy your
Speaker 10: beer if you can lace my beer with yours. I
Speaker 10: do this every stadium I've ever been to my life.
Speaker 10: I've never waited in the line ever buy the guy's beer.
Speaker 10: That way, you only have to pay for one other beer.
Speaker 10: That's man, most one other beer, one other beer, so
Speaker 10: I gotta pay for it most two beers because you're
Speaker 10: not allowed to have two more than two a person.
Speaker 1: That's the trick.
Speaker 10: Guys, don't wait in the line, walk to the front,
Speaker 10: pay for that kids beer, walk home with beer.
Speaker 5: Huh, thank you.
Speaker 10: I've done that my entire It's a in life. It's
Speaker 10: a it's a great tip to give, and I don't
Speaker 10: know how many people are going to use it. But
Speaker 10: I've never ever once stood in the line right to
Speaker 10: the front of go, I'll buy your beer. What do
Speaker 10: you guys want? And then they and then they go,
Speaker 10: oh shit, okay, this guy's gonna buy our beer. Don't
Speaker 10: pinch your penis live on air. You get my biggest
Speaker 10: pet peeve.
Speaker 1: I just had.
Speaker 3: You had one in there. You gave a tip and
Speaker 3: you said a pet peeve of you know, bugs bugs
Speaker 3: in a food bugs and food bugs and food. Dude,
Speaker 3: you want to know my pet beef. The pet peeve
Speaker 3: I was gonna do is when people take out like
Speaker 3: this is not it but your feet? Yeah, no socks,
Speaker 3: Like when people kick up their feet in front of
Speaker 3: your face. Yeah, yeah, play with their toes, like if
Speaker 3: I'm watching a movie and somebody's got their feet around you, Like,
Speaker 3: I can't even focus on the moment anymore. I'm now
Speaker 3: trying to figure out how I can kill this person
Speaker 3: because of the etiquette with their bare feet on a table,
Speaker 3: feet on a thing.
Speaker 1: This is do you suck the feet? Nor your wife?
Speaker 1: Your wife?
Speaker 5: Your wife, your wife. I'm not a stranger, but like
Speaker 5: a wife.
Speaker 1: I'm not a foot guy.
Speaker 9: You know, you don't fu them, you massage them. Yeah,
Speaker 9: I'm massage them, but I'm not gonna I'm just not
Speaker 9: a foot guy. You got a foot fetish You seem
Speaker 9: like a foot fetish guy. Yeah, I love it. Yeah,
Speaker 9: I would get What are your fielder finished? What are
Speaker 9: your top three body parts?
Speaker 1: Oh? Here we go. I love this number one. I
Speaker 1: like the please.
Speaker 5: I don't like parts that people don't even talk about.
Speaker 4: It.
Speaker 1: I like the no man zone. What's the mat the gooch?
Speaker 1: I eat that?
Speaker 5: I mean, so if I see a vagina, I'll cover
Speaker 5: with my right hand, cover the butthole, and I go
Speaker 5: for the taint. Nick, what are you doing that? I
Speaker 5: have no feeling there. I don't don't care.
Speaker 1: I love it, little.
Speaker 10: Bridge, huge taints, Yeah, a huge strip gotta be like
Speaker 10: two feet. Your bottle has to be basically on your back.
Speaker 5: The vagina has to be on the chest.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: In the end, the house be in the back. It's
Speaker 5: that dude, I just got hard. If that was the fuck?
Speaker 9: What?
Speaker 1: Not? Really good? He'll show you dick. Yeah later though, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: do it on the air. You'll blur it out. We'll
Speaker 1: blur well, yeah, no, I don't trust I don't know
Speaker 1: you guys blur it out? Who pixelated? No, you'll make
Speaker 1: fun of it later and then like a two weeks
Speaker 1: later they'll get they'll get bammed if they.
Speaker 5: Put two weeks later, Steve Burn's gonna come in here,
Speaker 5: like I saw his dick. But let me see if
Speaker 5: I can get a little hard though.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, leave it alone? What leave it alone? Let
Speaker 1: it be just lipped up a shirt? There it is hello.
Speaker 1: You know that song Purple People Leader, that's where it comes.
Speaker 5: From one not one.
Speaker 1: Heck fine, Purple People Leader, that's from that. You go,
Speaker 1: can you blur that out? Don't trust me. We're not
Speaker 1: gonna put your fucking yeah. Yeah, don't have a choice anybody.
Speaker 10: My pet peeve is when Bobby shows his dick on podcast.
Speaker 1: This has been great. I love you guys. Hey, legitimately
Speaker 1: you guys are having here.
Speaker 3: Thank you for fucking Can we come back or absolutely
Speaker 3: open door policy plug.
Speaker 10: Yes, this comes out when against Tuesday Tuesday next week.
Speaker 10: H We're gonna be in uh damn, I'm really bad
Speaker 10: at this right now, just because all right, wait their sorry,
Speaker 10: this comes out the twenty fifth, right, yeah, twenty fifth. Okay,
Speaker 10: so hey, we're gonna be in uh Durham, North Carolina
Speaker 10: tomorrow night.
Speaker 1: Then we go to Charlotte.
Speaker 10: Then we do Texas Baby, San Antonio two shows, Houston,
Speaker 10: then Dallas, and then we go up to the Pacific
Speaker 10: Northwest with Spokane, Seattle, Portland, and Phoenix, go to Bad
Speaker 10: friendspod dot com, Bad Friends Pod dot com.
Speaker 1: By the show's while it's been fun, we've been.
Speaker 10: Saying it's the most fun they've had it last because
Speaker 10: we do stand up and we do bits from the
Speaker 10: show the audience, it's evolved.
Speaker 1: And I end up doing like Dolly Lama kisses. I
Speaker 1: don't know why, you.
Speaker 10: Guys know the Dodlly Lama kiss a little boy on
Speaker 10: the lips or on the on the tongue.
Speaker 5: The people have stuck in my tongue.
Speaker 1: He's been doing.
Speaker 10: Bobby Lama kisses. So he's been Bobby Lama and people
Speaker 10: all over the country.
Speaker 1: I have a throat from it.
Speaker 5: There's a new variant, guys whose guys because of it? Yeah,
Speaker 5: we've never got one to grow away from women? Yeah no,
Speaker 5: but there's no women want to Bobby Lama him. But
Speaker 5: all the dudes want to rush this up my tongue. Well,
Speaker 5: look at how long his tongue is, do it?
Speaker 1: See? Yeah, you want any of these guys Bobby la
Speaker 1: Who would you Bobby Lama with? Here?
Speaker 5: Get in the mustache over there.
Speaker 1: He's the cutest, for sure, he is the cutest. You
Speaker 1: got to see. You can see the sink in his
Speaker 1: cheeks a little bit. Yeah, cutey fire. He's trying not
Speaker 1: to smile, lips a little bit too.
Speaker 5: Let me see who I wouldn't hang out with What
Speaker 5: do you mean, wouldn't hang out with one of them?
Speaker 5: Wouldn't hook up with or hang and hang out with.
Speaker 5: I don't want to see this person. I don't want
Speaker 5: to see this person again. Okay, I got it? Yeah,
Speaker 5: who is it? Guess the big head? Big headed dude, because.
Speaker 1: You haven't looked at me once.
Speaker 5: All podcasts his culture, they don't, they don't look at
Speaker 5: what's this culture?
Speaker 1: Your trainian? How about your culture? Is it? Are you
Speaker 1: your Eastern European? Yeah? Yeah, idea? What I am?
Speaker 5: Because this Why is your voice so deep? A great question? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Are you nervous right now? Mitch? I am? I know
Speaker 1: you are? What do you do? What do you do
Speaker 1: for the show? Mitch? I'm a producer? My bad? I
Speaker 1: love you, Mitch, Mitch. Where are you from? To stuff?
Speaker 1: You say? To cut out? Sylvania Western or eastern Eastern?
Speaker 1: Philly kid? I like, don't fucking claim Philly, dude, you're
Speaker 1: not a Philly outside He didn't say, he said forty five.
Speaker 1: That's fine. I love you Philly, but Philly, but Philly.
Speaker 1: But you're a Philly? Are you a Philly fan? Over everything? Really?
Speaker 3: Yankees? Ohio state? I'm not Kansas City Chiefs.
Speaker 1: Chiefs fan an Ohio State fan. Well wait what Ohio
Speaker 1: I'm a Chiefs fan because of Larry Johnson. What about
Speaker 1: your dad? Your dad influence you on another one? No,
Speaker 1: this is all me n Cuba fourteen influenced. Would you
Speaker 1: go to college small school? Be a Sessquehannah fan? Doug
Speaker 1: d three Home of the wild Bucks, some of the
Speaker 1: river Hawks. River Hawks.
Speaker 5: That sounds like derogatory statement. We were racial epithet. No,
Speaker 5: we were, We were the crusaders. But that was you
Speaker 5: got that that had to get canceled. Right, these are
Speaker 5: going down right now. We're talking about your school.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, shout out to the river Hawks, man, shout out.
Speaker 1: I love those guys. That well, God blessed Ohio State. Yankees.
Speaker 1: What was it? Cancel Cowboys, Chiefs, so Chiefs, Ohio State.
Speaker 1: That's it? Yankee baseball?
Speaker 10: Baseball guy, missing out, you're missing out, missing not one
Speaker 10: of the most fun sports.
Speaker 1: He's a we got a pitchclock, dude, We're on one.
Speaker 1: It's the best.
Speaker 10: My baseball is probably the most fun sport to go
Speaker 10: hang out at. Football's best sport. Just see live or
Speaker 10: hockey pretty close. Spall is the best hang I've ever
Speaker 10: had in my life. You had the most fun hanging
Speaker 10: a baseball game. You can go to a baseball game
Speaker 10: and not even watch it, so you don't have to.
Speaker 1: Get enough about sports.
Speaker 10: Sports kid, but the biggest athlete and the bus by
Speaker 10: the way. Yeah, let's get you to throw one football
Speaker 10: outside on camera.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 3: You got a little we got a little dog. Hey,
Speaker 3: we got a nerve basketball goal. We can get it
Speaker 3: like a dunk.
Speaker 5: Get in there.
Speaker 3: We get a dunk before. Thanks for having us on
Speaker 3: the bat. The bad Friends bump