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Speaker 1: It's another Jubila the twenties. Hello. Hi, this is Seth McElroy.

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Speaker 1: I'm the supervising manager here at hotels. Is Kimberly there, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's me. You recently stayed with us for three nights

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Speaker 1: at the San Francisco. Is that correct? Yeah? Yeah, yeah

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Speaker 1: it is. Well, um, one of our housekeepers noticed that

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Speaker 1: after you left, there was one missing shampoo and one

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Speaker 1: missing conditioner bottle. Do you mind explaining that? Explaining what? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'll spell it out for you, ma'am. You stole a

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Speaker 1: little bottle of shampoo and a little bottle conditioner from

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Speaker 1: our hotel. What do you mean I stole it? Well?

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Speaker 1: Are they currently in your possession? I used it and

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Speaker 1: then I took the rest m M. That is called stealing.

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Speaker 1: Every hotel has those bottles and people take them home

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Speaker 1: all the time. And I'm finally to I did do

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Speaker 1: something about it, and that's why I'm calling you and

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Speaker 1: telling you we're going to be charging your card one

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Speaker 1: hundred and fifty dollars for those items. You can't be serious.

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Speaker 1: You're not about to charge my credit card one hundred

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Speaker 1: and fifty dollars for like some little shit. Oh ma'am, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I am. Well, then why don't I just send the

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Speaker 1: empty back to you? Then it's a little too late

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Speaker 1: for that, ma'am. Too late, it's too late for you

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Speaker 1: to be calling me with this bullshit. Well man, you

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Speaker 1: understand though, you can't just walk into any establishment and

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Speaker 1: just take anything you want. You put those there for

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Speaker 1: people to you dumb ass. Do you know how much

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Speaker 1: petty theft goes on in this country every day? I

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Speaker 1: pay to be in the room. You took that shampoo

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Speaker 1: and that conditioner out of our hotel, you know what?

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Speaker 1: That shampoo, that conditioner. I'm going to see you the

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Speaker 1: bob back and you can leave me the alone. How

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Speaker 1: about that? How about this? It's not going to happen

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Speaker 1: on my watch. And there's really nothing else to discuss. Now,

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Speaker 1: do I have permission to charge your card? No? One,

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Speaker 1: You do not have permission to charge my card? You

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Speaker 1: know what. You're crazy? That is what's wrong with you.

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Speaker 1: You're giving me no choice but to alert the authorities.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. And once you're arrested, once you're arrested,

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Speaker 1: there you're gonna be singing a different tune, I garret,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be arrested for this. Absolutely, Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna be arrested for theft. You guys put it

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Speaker 1: in the bathroom. What the unbelievable? Say one more time

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Speaker 1: and I will come through the phone and choke you. Man,

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Speaker 1: you're a little worked up, aren't you. Oh what tipped

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Speaker 1: you off today? What tipped me off was that your

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Speaker 1: voice got very loud and you sort of started ranting

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Speaker 1: a bit. That's how I knew that getting me Oh,

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Speaker 1: all right, I shouldn't know if we were on the

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Speaker 1: same page there. You've got to be the biggest idiot

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Speaker 1: I've ever spoken to in my life. Man, if you

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Speaker 1: could just hear me out, okay, I need to charge

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Speaker 1: you the one hundred and fifty dollars so you can,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, shut up. Well, but man, you don't.

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Speaker 1: You don't understand what I'm trying to say that I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to I don't even want to hear what you're

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Speaker 1: trying to say. You've been saying a bunch of words

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Speaker 1: that mean nothing to me. If trying Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: shut up, I don't hear anything else you're saying. I

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Speaker 1: just have one I just have one foking words. But

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Speaker 1: I just have got up. Don't say anything else. Shut up.

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Speaker 1: I just want to say that this is actually Jewel

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Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving ety

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Speaker 1: two point five doing a phone tap on you. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, that's all I was gonna say. It's a joke.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Oh by your boyfriend Tommy set you up.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. I'm gonna deal with Tommy when I

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Speaker 1: get home. Seriously, though, I do think you need to

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Speaker 1: return the shampooon conditioner. Though, wake up every morning with

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Speaker 1: Jewel phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,