1 00:00:00,440 --> 00:00:05,360 Speaker 1: Two hopeless one dating app then dares you swipe right. 2 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:06,880 Speaker 2: The question is. 3 00:00:07,520 --> 00:00:09,840 Speaker 3: Whose love life is more tragic. 4 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:14,200 Speaker 2: It's Battle of the Tender Dates. 5 00:00:14,440 --> 00:00:17,160 Speaker 1: Little bo Pete may have lost her sheep, but this 6 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:20,760 Speaker 1: segment helped her lose her self respect. 7 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:21,440 Speaker 2: The Battle of. 8 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:24,040 Speaker 1: The Tender Dates where two of our listeners go head 9 00:00:24,079 --> 00:00:26,120 Speaker 1: to head to find out whose dating life is the 10 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:29,240 Speaker 1: most tragic. We'll explain the rules in just a second, 11 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:33,880 Speaker 1: but first let's meet today's contestants. In this corner, her 12 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:38,159 Speaker 1: bedroom playlist consists of eight straight hours of non stop 13 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:39,280 Speaker 1: elevator music. 14 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:45,200 Speaker 2: Oh and yes she needs all eight hours. Meet Generica 15 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:52,839 Speaker 2: Erica fun eight hours doesn't. 16 00:00:54,240 --> 00:00:57,240 Speaker 1: And in the other corner, instead of drinking till she 17 00:00:57,280 --> 00:00:59,840 Speaker 1: gets beer goggles, she prefers to cut right to the 18 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:04,360 Speaker 1: chase and Rubb's ointment directly in her eyes. Meet neospor 19 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:13,000 Speaker 1: and Laurie. Everybody's sexy when your vision's put that. 20 00:01:12,959 --> 00:01:13,440 Speaker 3: In your eyes. 21 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:15,640 Speaker 2: Here's how the game works. 22 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:18,000 Speaker 1: One contestant will start by telling one of their worst 23 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:20,399 Speaker 1: dating stories. Then the other will try and counter with 24 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:22,200 Speaker 1: the nightmare story of their own. We're going back and 25 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:25,080 Speaker 1: forth for three rounds, so we declare a winner. Starting 26 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:27,320 Speaker 1: things off, with Generica Erica. 27 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:31,559 Speaker 4: Go, I will go over this guy please, okay. When 28 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:34,479 Speaker 4: suddenly all of the lights went out. 29 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:37,440 Speaker 2: Oh no, romantic, I don't know. 30 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:42,479 Speaker 4: Like the powers out. No, here's electricity at all because 31 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:44,480 Speaker 4: he didn't pay the bill. 32 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,200 Speaker 2: I bet he had a lot of candles. I mean, 33 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:50,640 Speaker 2: we've all been in that place where it happens every 34 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:51,440 Speaker 2: too often. 35 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:53,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, but wait here it is. 36 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:56,000 Speaker 4: He said if I could chip in, he would. 37 00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:56,480 Speaker 3: Pay me back. 38 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:01,600 Speaker 2: Electricity. And you did. 39 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:02,880 Speaker 4: No, I did not. 40 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:07,320 Speaker 2: You're the fail on that day, and we're over to you. 41 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:09,760 Speaker 3: So I was out with drinks with the guy and 42 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:12,040 Speaker 3: I thought we were having a great time. And it 43 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:14,480 Speaker 3: was late, it was about one am, and he said 44 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:17,079 Speaker 3: that he needed a minute. So I see him walk 45 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:19,519 Speaker 3: across the room of the bar and I can kind 46 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:22,000 Speaker 3: of see him because it's a little crowded, okay, And 47 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:25,639 Speaker 3: I see him pull out his phone and he starts crying. 48 00:02:25,919 --> 00:02:26,560 Speaker 3: He's crying. 49 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:29,440 Speaker 4: Oh no, did he get a terrible text or something. 50 00:02:29,919 --> 00:02:32,240 Speaker 3: That's what I thought. He like seemed to like get 51 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:34,400 Speaker 3: it for like a few minutes, gathered himself back up together, 52 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:37,040 Speaker 3: and they came over to me and I was like, hey, 53 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:39,120 Speaker 3: what's up? Is everything all right, because I thought somebody 54 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:43,680 Speaker 3: had died. Right. Oh no, he just drunk called his 55 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:46,440 Speaker 3: ex every night at one am to think he misses her. 56 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:49,639 Speaker 2: Oh dude, oh that girl. 57 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:50,560 Speaker 1: Block his number. 58 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:52,160 Speaker 2: He's a hopeless romantic. 59 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:54,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, do you like a normal people do and just 60 00:02:54,639 --> 00:02:55,720 Speaker 1: stalk her Facebook. 61 00:02:56,919 --> 00:02:59,920 Speaker 2: That's a good point around to Erica. 62 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:03,160 Speaker 4: So a guy brought me to a restaurant and as 63 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:06,160 Speaker 4: we're walking in, he said he used to be a regular, 64 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:10,080 Speaker 4: but okay, he didn't know if they remembered him or not. 65 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:13,960 Speaker 4: All right, that's what it sounds, all kind of cool, right, right. 66 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:16,160 Speaker 4: But then we get there and there's a picture of 67 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:19,120 Speaker 4: his face hanging on the door saying no entry. 68 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:23,720 Speaker 1: Oh no, oh no, is it like electricity guy? 69 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:26,000 Speaker 4: Then he went to bounce check man or what happened? 70 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:29,000 Speaker 4: It turns out he used to dine and dance there 71 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:31,839 Speaker 4: over five times. He's very proud of it. 72 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:36,640 Speaker 1: And you didn't even get to try it with him. 73 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:39,280 Speaker 1: Yeah sucks, Lauren, Can you counter? 74 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:42,440 Speaker 3: My date came over to my house and we were 75 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:44,920 Speaker 3: making out of my couch and he said he needed 76 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:48,200 Speaker 3: to go to the bathroom. But instead of going to 77 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:52,120 Speaker 3: the bathroom, and he he peed in my couch. Litter box. 78 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:53,160 Speaker 4: What. 79 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:56,800 Speaker 3: I was so shocked, but I was like, what the hell? 80 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:59,480 Speaker 3: And he said his roommates and him do it all 81 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:02,400 Speaker 3: the time at their place to save money on water. 82 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:10,360 Speaker 1: He better scooped his own clumps to the third in 83 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:12,960 Speaker 1: the final round. These need to be your best stories, Erica. 84 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:13,600 Speaker 2: What he got? 85 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:16,040 Speaker 4: So I bonded with this guy from ten theyre over 86 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:18,640 Speaker 4: True crime podcast. We absolutely love them. 87 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:20,599 Speaker 2: Yeah, you and alexis too. 88 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:22,600 Speaker 1: I mean, I think it's normal for girls to like them. 89 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:23,880 Speaker 1: Do you guys normally like that stuff? 90 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:25,800 Speaker 2: Yeah? 91 00:04:25,839 --> 00:04:27,680 Speaker 4: But then we start talking about what he does for 92 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:30,159 Speaker 4: a living. Turns out he works in a morgue and 93 00:04:30,279 --> 00:04:32,680 Speaker 4: asked if I wanted a four WHOA? 94 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:35,039 Speaker 2: Does this dream come true? 95 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:36,120 Speaker 1: Does it creep you out? 96 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:38,880 Speaker 4: I mean I say yes, you know. We started walking 97 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:41,080 Speaker 4: around and he points to the casket in the back 98 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:43,400 Speaker 4: and asked me, do I want to say the night? 99 00:04:43,839 --> 00:04:44,080 Speaker 1: WHOA? 100 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:47,840 Speaker 4: You want to get a girl? 101 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:50,320 Speaker 2: Buy yourself or with? 102 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:54,960 Speaker 1: Maybe it was one of those caskets for two. 103 00:04:56,320 --> 00:05:01,240 Speaker 2: It's like a double decker one. Lauren, this was the 104 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:01,920 Speaker 2: last chance. 105 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:04,920 Speaker 3: Went out with a guy who called himself a semi 106 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:06,200 Speaker 3: professional rapper. 107 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:09,880 Speaker 4: Oh, semi professional. 108 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:11,800 Speaker 3: Yeah, he said, whatever i'd order, he'd rap about it. 109 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:13,360 Speaker 2: Oh fu okay. 110 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:15,839 Speaker 3: Yeah, so I said, okay, and I ordered a pint 111 00:05:15,839 --> 00:05:19,240 Speaker 3: of beers and he's like, he tried for like five minutes, 112 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:24,279 Speaker 3: so couldn't sugar any word that rhymed with pint. It 113 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:25,360 Speaker 3: was really embarrassing. 114 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:30,320 Speaker 1: Tight tight it's almost a bad word. 115 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:34,480 Speaker 3: He gave up, and he was so like ashamed for himself. 116 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:36,080 Speaker 3: He just went home and like said, he had to 117 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:37,200 Speaker 3: rethink his whole career. 118 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:40,600 Speaker 4: Oh wow, he could have just gone with beer instead. 119 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:41,719 Speaker 4: So many things rhyme. 120 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:46,200 Speaker 2: That's the plot to eight mile, right, Yeah, that's all right. 121 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:48,960 Speaker 1: The final bell means the match is over, Judges, we 122 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:49,480 Speaker 1: need to score it. 123 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:52,320 Speaker 2: Alexis who wins today? I'm going Lauren for the kitty 124 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:56,160 Speaker 2: litterbox guy. We got one for neospor and Lauren Brooke Erica. 125 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:58,200 Speaker 3: With all those poor men, I'm going to sleep in 126 00:05:58,200 --> 00:05:59,200 Speaker 3: a casket Erica. 127 00:05:59,279 --> 00:06:03,039 Speaker 2: Okay, the decision comes down to Jose. I'm gonna go 128 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:04,920 Speaker 2: with sleeping in a casket Erica. 129 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:12,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, congratulations Generica, Erica, you have such a disastrous dating life. 130 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:15,240 Speaker 1: Even a room full of radio degenerates take pity on you. 131 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:16,039 Speaker 1: It's true. 132 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:18,680 Speaker 4: Oh my god, I never win anything. 133 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:22,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not much, but it's something. 134 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:25,720 Speaker 1: Put it on your Tinder bio. Now that's Battle of 135 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:28,200 Speaker 1: the Tinder dates. Phone taps coming up right after this 136 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:30,440 Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.