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Speaker 2: Eight do you wy Away.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if you guys know this, but my

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Speaker 3: dream when I was younger was to be a professional dancer.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's cool.

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Speaker 3: I Lord of the dance, but with bigger hair and

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Speaker 3: flashier outfits.

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Speaker 1: Flashier.

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Speaker 2: That was my dream.

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Speaker 4: Uh huh.

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Speaker 3: Obviously wasn't realized. I ended up on a low budget

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Speaker 3: radio program. But doesn't mean I can't still live out

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Speaker 3: my fantasy in a prank phone call.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, go for it in a dance over the phone. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: We got an email from a lady who says her

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Speaker 3: roommate just signed up for dance lessons and she's about

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Speaker 3: to get them, just not the way she thought she would.

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Speaker 2: It's your phone tap right now, another morning on the twenties.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Yes, my name is Sergey from the Dance Academy.

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Speaker 3: Is this Kelly?

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Speaker 2: Yes, Oh wonderful.

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Speaker 3: I'm calling because you signed up online for six private

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Speaker 3: one on one dance lessons.

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Speaker 2: Is that right?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 2: Perfect.

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Speaker 3: So I am your dance instructor for the day. Let's

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Speaker 3: get started.

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, you're going.

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Speaker 2: To start with the left foot, all right? And one

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Speaker 2: and two?

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Speaker 3: Now bring it back in spin and slide and slide

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Speaker 3: and face the wall again?

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Speaker 4: Here we sorry?

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Speaker 2: Are you following me?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 2: What's the problem. Do you need me to slow down?

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Speaker 4: No? I just I thought I was signing up for

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Speaker 4: in person lessons.

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Speaker 2: Oh now, why did you sign up online?

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Speaker 4: Then I signed up online? But I thought I was

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Speaker 4: signing up for in personal les.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no. When you sign up online, I

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Speaker 2: provide online lessons. Okay, it's possible we could do this

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Speaker 2: over snapchat.

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Speaker 4: No, that that would probably be worse.

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Speaker 3: I've been crafting dances my entire life, and as long

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Speaker 3: as I can hear your stumps, I'll know exactly where

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Speaker 3: your foot placement should be.

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Speaker 4: No, I need to go to the studio and learn.

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Speaker 4: That's why I signed up for that.

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Speaker 2: Do three quick stumps for me right now?

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Speaker 4: No, I'm not gonna do that. That doesn't sound right.

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Speaker 2: Kelly, Just humor me. Do three quick stumps you like? Oh?

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Speaker 4: Okay, fine, hold on, let me put the phone down.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, that was left foot, left foot, then right foot,

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Speaker 3: and it was turned to the west fifteen degrees.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I don't even know what direction I'm facing. But

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Speaker 4: I mean I've taken dance classes before, and I've never

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Speaker 4: done it like this.

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Speaker 3: Have taken a dance class from SERGEI before I know

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Speaker 3: what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 2: So let's try the tango. I don't know if you.

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Speaker 3: Realize this is one of the most romantic and sensual

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Speaker 3: dances in the world. Okay, so instead of a rose,

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Speaker 3: I will hold the phone in my mouth as we

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Speaker 3: do this.

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Speaker 4: Am I supposed to be doing something here?

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Speaker 3: I will encourage you to do the same. Put the

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Speaker 3: phone in betwixt your teeth and go.

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Speaker 4: You want me to put what in my mouth?

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Speaker 2: Your phone? Kelly, No, I'm not doing that.

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Speaker 5: You must left and right and give barda.

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Speaker 4: This is gonna watch.

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Speaker 2: Bard.

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Speaker 4: I took dance in high school. I need to be

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Speaker 4: in the studio like trying to get back into this.

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Speaker 4: I cannot do this over the phone.

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Speaker 3: I must say, in all of my years of professional teaching,

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Speaker 3: I have never had a more difficult student. And you

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Speaker 3: so with that said, I shan't continue.

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Speaker 4: Can I just can I actually cancel it? Can I

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Speaker 4: just get a refund?

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Speaker 2: I refuse to put myself through this, and I will

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Speaker 2: remind you there are zero refunds.

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Speaker 4: No, no, If you're not gonna do it, I shine. I

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Speaker 4: don't want to do it, but I need my money back.

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Speaker 2: At least read the fine print. We don't give money

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Speaker 2: back on prank phone calls. Not now, not ever.

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Speaker 4: Kelly. Wait, what is my name?

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Speaker 3: Is jeff from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 3: the morning, And to my hand and three.

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Speaker 2: And one and spin and you are take a bow?

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Speaker 4: Kelly? How did you get my numbers?

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Speaker 2: This is a phone dab Kelly. You're on the radio

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Speaker 2: right now with Brooken Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: Mackenzie set you up.

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Speaker 4: When you send no refunds, I was like, oh, I

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Speaker 4: sign up for a stamp.

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Speaker 2: The first rule of dance is you must believe in yourself.

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Speaker 2: Of Kelly, Now.

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Speaker 3: Believe and slid and spin and spin and spin again.

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Speaker 2: Now right and left and up and down and sit

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Speaker 2: and nap and now sleep.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's amazing, your gorgeous dancer, Kelly. Thank you.

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Speaker 4: The weeke up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 4: on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,