Speaker 1: My grandma and your grandma was sitting bad fire. My
Speaker 1: grandma to your grandma. I'm gonna say, fine, you're talking
Speaker 1: about Hina. I like, go on day Jagomo Jago ding
Speaker 1: dong less. Culture is just calling wow, let me tell
Speaker 1: you something. Let me tell you something. And walking through
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn neighborhood today, I'm a little early for the recording,
Speaker 1: which has been a point of contention in this very room. Okay, yes,
Speaker 1: Bowen has scolded me for being laid on some occasions.
Speaker 1: And you know what, I'm doing my best in fact suiting.
Speaker 1: And I went to the beach yesterday with a lot
Speaker 1: of friends and I was a half hour early to
Speaker 1: the pickup spot. I'm really making strides, little streets. This
Speaker 1: is a new leaf. So today I'm arriving early in Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: This is where we record the pod. Now truly we
Speaker 1: did it. We moved. I mean, do you feel like
Speaker 1: a new man? And I feel like a new man
Speaker 1: and I have a new knowledge because I'm stepping in
Speaker 1: the Delhi around the corner and there's a huge picture
Speaker 1: of one Sorry Jessica Parker, and I have to ask
Speaker 1: because I'm culture stare, I say, I'm sorry, I noticed
Speaker 1: your giant picture of s j P. What's going on?
Speaker 1: Is she a regular? He says, No, she was in
Speaker 1: here once. I was like, okay, she just stopped in
Speaker 1: He goes, No, she was in here for two hours.
Speaker 1: I was like, what was she doing in here for
Speaker 1: two hours? He goes she shot a movie here. I
Speaker 1: was like, what was it? A section of the City sequel.
Speaker 1: He goes it was a stupid movie called I Don't
Speaker 1: Know how she does. Oh. I was gonna guess not
Speaker 1: a bad movie and a very Brooklyn Heights were in
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Heights. It's a very Brooklyn Heights movie. You said,
Speaker 1: not a bad movie. I said not. I said, not
Speaker 1: a bad Brooklyn Heights movie. Maybe we'll roll that back later. UM,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you guys. We are so excited. Uh,
Speaker 1: this is a great episode. You guys. I'm just gonna say,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna forecast where. I have big, big predictions for
Speaker 1: this one. And my predictions are Body Award Women, the
Speaker 1: Body Award winning app coming right at shore. We have
Speaker 1: an amazing guest. Let's go through the credits. We shall
Speaker 1: the host of party time and I don't want to
Speaker 1: say it's with her name, but I don't want to
Speaker 1: reveal of course, of course, so party time with the guest,
Speaker 1: and the next one is on July six at the Bellhouse,
Speaker 1: and you must go. We've done it with our group
Speaker 1: and had a blast, so fun. It really is very fun.
Speaker 1: You gotta go. And some recordings video of it is
Speaker 1: on Above Average to check that out before you go
Speaker 1: to the show. Um, just so you know what you're
Speaker 1: getting into, honey, it's a it's an experience and variety experience,
Speaker 1: of course. And you can see her stand up special
Speaker 1: Pizza Mind on see so or the audio is on
Speaker 1: iTunes and Spotify. It's so good. It's look it up,
Speaker 1: look it up. Guess what you know? You love her.
Speaker 1: It's party time, part time. Was very happy to have
Speaker 1: you here today. What's happy to be here? Of course?
Speaker 1: Slate it on our first I don't think so, honey, lot,
Speaker 1: thank you. I've been like pulled aside and people have
Speaker 1: been like, I saw you at that show. I loved it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you took that and gave it to Cat.
Speaker 1: I didn't know, and you know what, also providing us information. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't know that, and I turned that into a
Speaker 1: whole bit because it was like one of the first
Speaker 1: times I said that on stage, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I see beats here. So I made it a gym. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's solid. Guys, go back and listen to it by cats,
Speaker 1: and I don't think, Yeah, I should I explain what
Speaker 1: it is. It was. I don't think, so honey. Was
Speaker 1: about Frisky's cat food and how they have appropriated for
Speaker 1: us by us. They took it and said, four cats
Speaker 1: by cats. It doesn't make sense. No cats that make
Speaker 1: the food nothing. And they took away from Fooboo, which
Speaker 1: is like a historically black owned, black provided provided clothing company,
Speaker 1: and they gave it to cats. Unbelievable. And you know what,
Speaker 1: This is what I loved about. I don't think, honey.
Speaker 1: I love the educational aspect. And that's what I say
Speaker 1: to people that may be doing the next I don't
Speaker 1: think so honey. If there is one, I don't know.
Speaker 1: We may have posted some cryptic things on Instagram as
Speaker 1: if we're minions or something in the movie. It's just
Speaker 1: a numeral. It's just a numeral. Who do we think
Speaker 1: we are? I don't know. I just think it's so stupid.
Speaker 1: When I did, like, oh, I did a show one
Speaker 1: time and I said to bow and I was like,
Speaker 1: I want my name over the title, like a Meryl
Speaker 1: Streep and into the woods. I just think it's funny
Speaker 1: to like iconicize and you're nobody. Yeah, but I feel
Speaker 1: like that's such a wink, like people can't necessarily pick
Speaker 1: up on that. I don't care this person is taking
Speaker 1: themselves that's true. Yeah, they might think it's sincere. And
Speaker 1: this comes from someone with her name and the title
Speaker 1: of her show with it's not even with it's the
Speaker 1: man a party with the name you front loaded. That's
Speaker 1: that's you know what. You gotta know what you're getting
Speaker 1: forgetting that. Yes, there's no understudy for the yes, right,
Speaker 1: I mean tell us about the show we did. It
Speaker 1: was so fun, but like you're trying to like cultivate
Speaker 1: this like fun environment, right, Yeah, yeah, I wanted to
Speaker 1: feel like a party. Like it's definitely a show. It's
Speaker 1: a variety show and there's uh stand ups doing their
Speaker 1: stand up backs. But it's kind of like anything can happen,
Speaker 1: like people have done, characters, people have done like bits,
Speaker 1: Um we have music. You guys came on and that
Speaker 1: was so so fun. Um. Yeah, it's just like a
Speaker 1: mix of things. I want the audience to feel like
Speaker 1: they are a part of the party instead of like
Speaker 1: a wall being there and they're like just watching a performance.
Speaker 1: And we have party games where the audience gets involved
Speaker 1: and like, uh, there's kind of an underlying of truth
Speaker 1: and everything kind of everything I do, really, but in
Speaker 1: this show in particular, like we have a game like
Speaker 1: honest Jenga where audience vers wrote down questions on Jenga
Speaker 1: pieces and the performers will pull them and answer them honestly. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I know they all like kind of like big old
Speaker 1: truth question, like they really ask you to confront yourself. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so we the first time we tried it, we got
Speaker 1: a lot of sex questions were horny for some reason.
Speaker 1: And then uh, there was like a Trump question. This
Speaker 1: is sometimes shortly after the election is I can't remember
Speaker 1: how they phrased it. I was like, how could a
Speaker 1: person vote for Trump? Or something like that, and I
Speaker 1: answered honestly because I was like, well, I could see
Speaker 1: why a person would, and like talked about like people
Speaker 1: I know in my life who have had more conservative
Speaker 1: views and why I think they got to that point.
Speaker 1: That's the kind of nice lapping entertainment you're gonna get
Speaker 1: party time. Honestly, yeah. I right after it happened, I
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, when can we joke about
Speaker 1: this because it is so real. But now I'm ready to,
Speaker 1: if not laugh at the situation because it is still
Speaker 1: very bad, like at least see the humor and a
Speaker 1: lot of the truth, like you're saying, Like I was
Speaker 1: thinking about my relatives that voted for him. I'm like, wow,
Speaker 1: you really got to like it's yeah, it's it's it's funny.
Speaker 1: I don't well, I mean I think I still. I
Speaker 1: thought I had some distance from it. And then I
Speaker 1: was just in like Central Virginia over the weekend. I
Speaker 1: was in Charlotte's bell Um. It's my first time because okay,
Speaker 1: so I did. I was there because my sisters uncle's
Speaker 1: and law. Uncle and anton law had a lake house
Speaker 1: there lake Anna. I don't know that rings any beautiful.
Speaker 1: It was very nice, but it's it's Trump country. Um.
Speaker 1: A lot of signs about how um immigrants are stealings,
Speaker 1: are stealing our jobs, like signs signs about it to
Speaker 1: meet like just like on the side of the road
Speaker 1: next to like a gas station, um, next to like
Speaker 1: a Wegman's and um uh just yeah, and it was
Speaker 1: I thought I had some distance from it, and then
Speaker 1: just being like inundated with that, I was like, oh no,
Speaker 1: this is I know, I'm still this is very still
Speaker 1: very fresh to me. I don't know, but you know what,
Speaker 1: teach their own any and you're not in a city,
Speaker 1: you're going to find that because even on Long Island
Speaker 1: where I'm from, it's like most people, yeah here the bubble.
Speaker 1: I didn't write it, but it was. That was one
Speaker 1: of the highlights. I thought, Yeah, I thought I loved it.
Speaker 1: It was the first piece of significant trumbarra art that was. Wow,
Speaker 1: that was you know what, Yes, that was post the election.
Speaker 1: It was post the election, and yeah, it was like
Speaker 1: one of the few things we did that was kind
Speaker 1: of jabbing at yeah, the other side, the liberals instead
Speaker 1: of just was that the week of Chappelle's episode. Was
Speaker 1: that the week right after the election or not, it
Speaker 1: doesn't matter, I can't remember. I think it was pretty
Speaker 1: soon after, but it was like this, um, it was
Speaker 1: just a very like like a whoa, like that's a
Speaker 1: funny way. That's like kind of the only week you
Speaker 1: can joke about this right now? Because it's so soon. Anyway, Um,
Speaker 1: oh my god. Um sir, We're going to ask you
Speaker 1: what we ask all of our guests, which is what
Speaker 1: was the culture that made you say cultures? For me?
Speaker 1: I want to step in a cultural direction. Yes, you said, Okay,
Speaker 1: I could get interested in culture, for sure. I could.
Speaker 1: I could. I could integrate that into my my personal brand.
Speaker 1: I think the culture that I was first introduced to
Speaker 1: and like stayed in my life the longest was Disney.
Speaker 1: You've come to the right place, thank God. Yeah. My
Speaker 1: I watched so many Disney movies and Little Mermaid was
Speaker 1: my favorite. I watched it over and over again. But
Speaker 1: it was until later when I was like, all this
Speaker 1: kind of messed up because she just traded her voice
Speaker 1: for guy literally a vagina. I'd rather have Vaina and
Speaker 1: a man then speak. It's so I actually like, I
Speaker 1: think it might have been even Suity that brought that
Speaker 1: up to me, like, because she was really the one
Speaker 1: who like took the like blind en off my eyes
Speaker 1: and was like, look at you're in the machine, and
Speaker 1: she was like thinking about little murmurs. She doesn't even
Speaker 1: have a voice, And I found myself trying to justify
Speaker 1: it and I was like, nope, there's nothing there. She
Speaker 1: literally doesn't speak and he's in love with the here's
Speaker 1: the thing, we can all have professor dad's and librarian
Speaker 1: mom's suiting on Disney And it was the only thing
Speaker 1: or like a worldly perspective at all. So you know what,
Speaker 1: Matt and I are fucking zombies for Daz And there's
Speaker 1: still fun there still, you know what, you just have
Speaker 1: to like toss away like any of the corporate just
Speaker 1: like have fun there because it is what it is.
Speaker 1: Did you go to the parks? I did go to
Speaker 1: the parks. I remember going to I think Disneyland, and
Speaker 1: just this obviously left an impression because I still remember it.
Speaker 1: But there was a water fountain that changed colors, like
Speaker 1: the water when you drank it, like the water that's
Speaker 1: coming out with changed colors. And it took me years
Speaker 1: to realize it was a light. It was like I
Speaker 1: was like, this water is changing colors, and you're like
Speaker 1: you're there. Yeah. I went by myself a couple of
Speaker 1: years ago, like I was in around Orlando doing a
Speaker 1: show and I was like, I have a couple of
Speaker 1: days a kill. I'm going to the Grand Floridian and
Speaker 1: to ruin the Grand Floridian. That's how you know, good
Speaker 1: for you. You're like, not only am I going, I'm
Speaker 1: going to stay in the Grand, I really go. I saw.
Speaker 1: I went to downtown Disney and saw us. I saw
Speaker 1: the Electric Light Parade. I saw I think, I think
Speaker 1: the Animal Kingdom was closed. I couldn't go to see
Speaker 1: the Jam and Juggle Parade, which so I also worked
Speaker 1: at Disney. Yeah, I did the Disney College program. Um,
Speaker 1: so it was like my third year of college and
Speaker 1: then or like half a semester and a summer and uh,
Speaker 1: I walked on stilts in Mickey's Jam and Jungle Parade
Speaker 1: in Orlando at Wow That World. And I also was
Speaker 1: the Sebastian puppet Oh Oh my God for the musical
Speaker 1: for the live show. For the live show, yeah, and
Speaker 1: we had these black light puppets and we were all
Speaker 1: in black clothing and had like a shroud on our
Speaker 1: face and then everything was dark and we kind of
Speaker 1: had these puppets floating in the air, but we're just
Speaker 1: walking on stage right right, and there was a door
Speaker 1: and exit that led straight out to the sun. So
Speaker 1: if anybody kind of crying baby or like needed to leave,
Speaker 1: for some reason that they opened the door. You just
Speaker 1: saw all these adults walking on stage and holding puppets.
Speaker 1: Just the one thing that it's so funny because like
Speaker 1: not realizing it's a light in the fountain and then
Speaker 1: like one day you're like, oh, it's literally a light,
Speaker 1: Like come on. Like I remember being in Phen I
Speaker 1: was little and looking up and being like the sky
Speaker 1: is so dark and cloudy and black. It's like, literally,
Speaker 1: probably it's a ceiling. Yeah, it's not looking But that's
Speaker 1: part They're good. I always call it theater. Sure, I
Speaker 1: totally forgot. You are actually very much a Disney and
Speaker 1: even just specific to the parks. Like Matt and I,
Speaker 1: huge part of our identity is that we fucking love
Speaker 1: the park and and I think you were actually sort
Speaker 1: of like in the same sort of dumb cast c
Speaker 1: I s t E cast of Just Park, the Disney
Speaker 1: Park lovers. Would would you? Would you say? That's true? Okay,
Speaker 1: and nothing about being like but every cast member at
Speaker 1: Disney World is like a total like follower, like loyal,
Speaker 1: brainwashed willingly like I would willingly be brainwashed. I've been. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was into it, but I didn't realize it until
Speaker 1: I left how much they got in there. Yeah, where
Speaker 1: were some of like can you think of some like
Speaker 1: little things that they did, like worm their way in?
Speaker 1: They said that. So they because Jodians are called shopkeepers,
Speaker 1: and they said, we have X amount of shopkeepers employed,
Speaker 1: but really we have fifty because all of you are
Speaker 1: responsible to keep this part clean because this is your
Speaker 1: home and you want your home to be dirty. So
Speaker 1: even when I was off duty, I would walk around
Speaker 1: the parks and see trash and be like holding up
Speaker 1: my house, my house, and that is how it's so clean.
Speaker 1: But that is actually brilliant operational stuff, truly, like they're
Speaker 1: they're caring about they're taking care of their employees, who
Speaker 1: then take care of like your consumer, customer whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it's it's actually very good business that makes a
Speaker 1: lot of sense. I've said on the podcast before. When
Speaker 1: I was there with my sister, we went up to
Speaker 1: the new Beauty and the Beast restaurant. I guess it's
Speaker 1: our guest restaurant, and you couldn't get a table. I
Speaker 1: mean we booked a trip like one time, four months
Speaker 1: in advance and it was still so my sister and I,
Speaker 1: not knowing this like years ago, went up, and we're like, hey,
Speaker 1: can we get a table and she was like unfortunately, no,
Speaker 1: like we're all booked up. I'm so sorry about that.
Speaker 1: We're like totally fine. We stepped to the side. The
Speaker 1: people behind us asked the same question, did not react kindly,
Speaker 1: but the girl was still like, yeah, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: I still hope you have a magical day and it's
Speaker 1: so enchanting to meet you. And I was like, how
Speaker 1: is she doing that? Because like literally, like there's a
Speaker 1: certain basic human level where anyone would crack, but they
Speaker 1: don't crack. That's crazy. How oh although, no, okay, this
Speaker 1: is the one time I've seen a cast member cracking.
Speaker 1: Was very recently a month ago. Oh yeah, you were
Speaker 1: just there. Yeah, I was just there at the Animal
Speaker 1: Kingdom with me, Michael Hartney, Soony Tamani, Eric Gerson. We
Speaker 1: all went and we went to Animal Kingdom. We went
Speaker 1: to go see like just the not the Safari zone,
Speaker 1: but it was just um where they kept all the
Speaker 1: monkeys and um. And then there were mere cats who
Speaker 1: weren't that aren't technically monkeys, but they were mere cats
Speaker 1: running around and then Heartney like made a sound like
Speaker 1: like made like a whistling sound or like a like
Speaker 1: some sort of tongue clicking sound at an animal at
Speaker 1: an animal, and one of the cast members flipped out
Speaker 1: and was like, sir, you can't do that that like, um, sir,
Speaker 1: you cannot make those noises at the mere cats because
Speaker 1: they will get very agitated because they are trying to
Speaker 1: do their jobs, which is to protect their families. And
Speaker 1: you're like, okay, unless that person that was like they're
Speaker 1: like that's why the one job there, job fine. I mean,
Speaker 1: but it was it was a little it's crazy to
Speaker 1: see the math like humans, you know, it was like
Speaker 1: being chastised. It like that's never happened to me in
Speaker 1: a Disney I mean, well at Universal Studies, they're like
Speaker 1: rolling their eyes at you. Popcorn all over the floor, garbage.
Speaker 1: I was at the six Flags and trash bill that's
Speaker 1: not someone's home. I was actually there with Josh Sharp
Speaker 1: and we saw a kid have a seizure and he
Speaker 1: it was like it was the ride that like, um,
Speaker 1: you like sit and it kind of spins and circles
Speaker 1: around like yeah, yeah one of those Yeah so we
Speaker 1: haven't gone yet, but we're like walking to the swings. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was just there with him and he's a little
Speaker 1: six Flags boy. Yeah yeah yeah, and uh, I mean
Speaker 1: they do have good rides, yeah, and you want a
Speaker 1: fun rides if you want the thrills, you want the
Speaker 1: magic atmosphere. Yeah, and a seizure and fell on the
Speaker 1: ground and uh and so like someone radioed somebody, but
Speaker 1: it was like it felt like an eternity before anyone
Speaker 1: got there, and it was like just a bunch of
Speaker 1: sixteen year olds and I was like, where's the medic where?
Speaker 1: And you know the park. The cast member and me
Speaker 1: kicked in because it felt like if we were at Disney,
Speaker 1: this would have been handled like that because he would
Speaker 1: have been underground in a second, because there's so many
Speaker 1: entrances all over the place and like all you gotta
Speaker 1: do is like hit a button a radio somebody, and
Speaker 1: then someone would have came with a cart because there
Speaker 1: is one close by, and then they would have taking
Speaker 1: it underground to where the medic is. And it's like
Speaker 1: I was just so shocked that it was taking so
Speaker 1: long for this kid to be attended, to get helped
Speaker 1: it anywhere. Yeah, Um, this is a really quick story. Um.
Speaker 1: This reminds me of a story that I just learned
Speaker 1: about very recently. We have this comedian. His name is
Speaker 1: He's wonderful. I saw I saw him in a show
Speaker 1: one time and the last a couple of weeks, and
Speaker 1: he was wearing a Blizzard Beach shirt and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, Blizzard Beach, Disney World. I love Disney World,
Speaker 1: la lah blah. And he goes, yeah, my family gets
Speaker 1: to go for free once a year. And I go,
Speaker 1: oh my god, that's amazing. What like, how did you
Speaker 1: guys get that hook up? And he was like, well, um,
Speaker 1: when I was young, when I was about like ten
Speaker 1: something years old, my brother and I were at Blizzard
Speaker 1: Beach and an umbrella fell on his head that like
Speaker 1: basically stabbed him in the skull on the top of
Speaker 1: a slide so that he was and then he pulled
Speaker 1: it out and blood just spilled everywhere, you can't believe.
Speaker 1: And so immediately immediately, like just medics, Disney part like
Speaker 1: cast members rushed up to him took him to the hospital.
Speaker 1: And so and this guy and his mom were just
Speaker 1: kind of they just kind of left them there, and
Speaker 1: they will not that they left them there, but they
Speaker 1: had to slide down the bloody slide of his brother's
Speaker 1: blood got to the bottom. And then once they got
Speaker 1: out of the like a limb, they were escorted immediately
Speaker 1: to a limo a Disney like Disney paid for a
Speaker 1: limo to drive them to the hospital. And then once
Speaker 1: they get to the hospital, a pack of lawyers just
Speaker 1: have all this paperwork that's just like sign here, signing here,
Speaker 1: sign here, sign here, just like you will not sue us,
Speaker 1: you will not like you know, just speak out against
Speaker 1: this to the media whatever um. And so they did.
Speaker 1: And then once they got back to their resort, there
Speaker 1: was there were just fruit baskets, gift baskets like everything
Speaker 1: swag from Disney and they get a free trip out
Speaker 1: of every every year. And I'm just secretly a little jill.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I was saying to myself. I was like,
Speaker 1: what I take an umbrella literally in the head, like
Speaker 1: maybe die to be able to go for free every year.
Speaker 1: And the answer is probably. I can't remember the pain
Speaker 1: now it seems like it didn't do any long term damage. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: what happened is that's question. I think he's fine, well,
Speaker 1: very jokingly have to think he's a name out of this,
Speaker 1: because he definitely signed like any first and last day
Speaker 1: said his job person doesn't under the bus. We can't
Speaker 1: get this man killed. And yeah, you know what he will.
Speaker 1: A sniper will kill him. All right, We're to bleep
Speaker 1: that out. Okay, Oh my god, I'm so sorry. I'm
Speaker 1: mad at Disney now though. Why I'm mad at them
Speaker 1: right now because of the Donald Trump of Fame thing.
Speaker 1: Have you heard about this? No? What is it? So?
Speaker 1: You know how in the Hall of Presidents, president is
Speaker 1: the presidents, and you know how unfortunately Donald Trump is
Speaker 1: the president. So they took it down, and they took
Speaker 1: put the Obama automotronics in the back and like where
Speaker 1: it goes now, and of course now they have like
Speaker 1: the Donald Trump animatronics and now it's like the whole
Speaker 1: back line of presidents and Donald Trump is going to
Speaker 1: be like prominently displayed and he is going to give
Speaker 1: a speech. So there was like a movement that I
Speaker 1: may or may not have had a part in. I
Speaker 1: did make a change that organ petition and it got
Speaker 1: overt signatures. So there was like people being like he
Speaker 1: shouldn't speak, like we shouldn't have to listen to it,
Speaker 1: like he's certainly unkind at the very least to say
Speaker 1: he doesn't. Obviously he says what he said about women,
Speaker 1: about racial minorities, about like his actions towards the LGBT community,
Speaker 1: just not not for Disney. So now they have come
Speaker 1: out and they said officially he is going to speak,
Speaker 1: and like he will be. There will be a section
Speaker 1: in it where where he says this thing because they
Speaker 1: kind of cave because I guess, you know, isn't they
Speaker 1: will have a lot of drum voters rolling through there.
Speaker 1: But it was pretty touch and go for a while
Speaker 1: because there were some articles that came out that we're
Speaker 1: talking about how the White House wasn't cooperating, they weren't
Speaker 1: sending Disney any audio, and it went all the way
Speaker 1: up to Bob Iger, who's CEO of Disney, who came
Speaker 1: out with a statement that was like we are still
Speaker 1: discussing this. And then I was talking to my brother
Speaker 1: in law about this over the weekend and he's like, well,
Speaker 1: Bob Iger might run for president, which would be crazy,
Speaker 1: Like the CEO of Disney being president might be great,
Speaker 1: but it might be bad. I don't know what do
Speaker 1: we I don't know the kind of man sends in
Speaker 1: a car when you get impaled in the head, and
Speaker 1: it's like he runs a better business than the current president.
Speaker 1: That is very much true, that's fair. And he knows
Speaker 1: how to be a diplomat because of the World Showcase
Speaker 1: at Upcot. He knows all the very all of them,
Speaker 1: all nine, their food, their dress, gifts, the movie that's
Speaker 1: most closely associated about their country. I love how they
Speaker 1: just took Norway and made it frozen. Yeah. When's the
Speaker 1: last time you went? Um? I did go to Epcot
Speaker 1: when I went as an adult couple of years ago.
Speaker 1: I just did it quickly that I didn't go all
Speaker 1: the way around the world. It's a quick park. Yeah,
Speaker 1: quick park. Um any like specific besides Little Mermaid like
Speaker 1: Disney stuff that's like and like your experience at the
Speaker 1: park's obviously, but like favorite movie is still Little Mermaid.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, even though I know how it's bad for
Speaker 1: finis right, Like, maybe this is a better question. Rank
Speaker 1: and we can all do this ranked top three? Okay, okay, yes, Matt,
Speaker 1: you want to start? Yes, I would love to start. Now.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. I have a number one, but I
Speaker 1: have a couple of caveats with it. My number one
Speaker 1: is pocahonas now I know that it's troubling because this
Speaker 1: is not the story of pocahonas However, I like the
Speaker 1: story that it tells. It's a revisionist, but I do
Speaker 1: like it. However, it would have been a perfect movie
Speaker 1: had they not dumbed it down, because actually Pocahon was
Speaker 1: supposed to have a different ending, and there was a
Speaker 1: song in the movie which was a love song between them,
Speaker 1: if I Never Knew You, which is like when they've
Speaker 1: captured him and she goes to him and like the
Speaker 1: the tent that they're keeping him in, and they have
Speaker 1: this beautiful song together. And then when he leaves at
Speaker 1: the end because he's injured and she stays behind in America, Um,
Speaker 1: there's this beautiful reprise of it, and it's just so gorgeous,
Speaker 1: and you can see on YouTube. They have it like
Speaker 1: if you ever want to like fill in, it's on YouTube,
Speaker 1: and they used the storyboards to fill in the animated
Speaker 1: parts that they never did, so you can kind of
Speaker 1: hear it all through and it's really beautiful. So that
Speaker 1: would have been probably number one had they kept all
Speaker 1: and they took out because they tested it with kids
Speaker 1: and they were bored right right because they showed it
Speaker 1: to families and they were like, we our kids fell
Speaker 1: asleep at this part, which is to be understood because
Speaker 1: it's a very kind of serious, more serious Disney movie.
Speaker 1: Um So I would say for that reason that one's
Speaker 1: number two for me, probably lying King is number one.
Speaker 1: It's so it's so amazing. And then I would say
Speaker 1: maybe number three is the Little Momoid or Mulan, Okay,
Speaker 1: because well then, but then I'm thinking musical. I also
Speaker 1: love Monsters Inc. Love Monsters Inc. But the fact that
Speaker 1: Mansters Inc. Is not a musical we're including I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know finds up for debate. I have a
Speaker 1: lot of faves Beauty and the Beast and Aladdin. For
Speaker 1: some reason, I never connected with them, though I did
Speaker 1: love the live actions. Okay, I'm done. I have a
Speaker 1: lot of thoughts about I'll get really quickly. But this
Speaker 1: is tough. Wow, I asked to really, it's a hard one.
Speaker 1: It's a cultural the question. Absolutely, um okay, number one,
Speaker 1: number one, Oh my god, Mulan. And not just because
Speaker 1: it's like culturally I connect to it, but because it's
Speaker 1: very but yeah, it's very feminis it's very clear, it's
Speaker 1: um it makes me cry every fucking time. At the
Speaker 1: very end when he returns father and he throws it
Speaker 1: like she hands him the sword and she and he
Speaker 1: doesn't even look at it. He just tosses it aside
Speaker 1: and hugs her. Oh my god, oh my god. You'll
Speaker 1: get me every time when you have a father telling
Speaker 1: their child, I'm so proud every time, I'll be liked.
Speaker 1: So Mulan's number one. Number two. This is a controversial one,
Speaker 1: but a well documented one in my personal history record, Ralph.
Speaker 1: It's so fucking good, Sarah Silverman, so good. Um. Number
Speaker 1: three a true talent. She's I mean she's technically I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't think her character is canonized in the Disney Princesses,
Speaker 1: but she's she plays the princess um and it's it's true,
Speaker 1: really good story about how she has to fight for
Speaker 1: that title back. It's really really really great. Um. And
Speaker 1: then number three Lion King or Aladdin because I connected
Speaker 1: those or a three way highlight which maybe I can't
Speaker 1: Lion King a lot a little Okay, yeah, great, great, Okay,
Speaker 1: what are you thinking here? I have to change my
Speaker 1: number one because I forgot a movie because it's not
Speaker 1: like it's not classic, but a Goofy movie. Wow good, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's my face for sure. Music. And I had never
Speaker 1: seen a relationship that was tumultuous between a parent and
Speaker 1: a kid like that, which I really connected to, Like
Speaker 1: seeing Goofy who was just trying to be a good
Speaker 1: single dad and Max who was like so over his dull,
Speaker 1: like weirdo dad and wanted to be cool, and they like,
Speaker 1: you know, they fought, he ran away. There was like
Speaker 1: a whole thing where it was like them really trying
Speaker 1: to make this work. And yeah, I can't think of
Speaker 1: too many other Disney movies that do that where it's
Speaker 1: like you really explore the relationship of the parent and
Speaker 1: the child. It's usually like someone's looking for the parent
Speaker 1: or the child are like they're separated for a long
Speaker 1: time for some reason. But they were like together for
Speaker 1: most of it and they were really struggling. And I
Speaker 1: really loved that. So yeah, that would be number one.
Speaker 1: I think LA still number two. Um, it's like it's iconic.
Speaker 1: I love it, and I mean I really loved Wally. Okay, yes,
Speaker 1: I think it's got a good message and I just
Speaker 1: thought it was Yeah, I thought it was really good
Speaker 1: and smart. Um, Postle. I love lan King. The thing
Speaker 1: is like Lion King is one where I think if
Speaker 1: we were all to watch them all literally tonight, we
Speaker 1: would be we would all in the morning lyon King.
Speaker 1: Probably we would be like the thing is, guys, Lion
Speaker 1: King the Circle of Life as an intro to a movie.
Speaker 1: And then when I and it says the Lion King
Speaker 1: of the sun come on in that deep red like
Speaker 1: color phones. It's iconic on every level. And they don't
Speaker 1: try that hard an No, I did rewatch. I skimmed
Speaker 1: through Miwana again last night. Um, and guys, I still
Speaker 1: don't know. I still jury. I mean, it's not I
Speaker 1: need to give it another chance. I think Matt and
Speaker 1: I stopped. Matt and I saw when we were sort
Speaker 1: of tired, tired. We were tired, let's put it that way.
Speaker 1: We were tired, and maybe I need to give it
Speaker 1: another chance to Yeah, I watched it once and I
Speaker 1: was I was into it truly until the end when
Speaker 1: I was like, now, too many things are happening. I
Speaker 1: don't know what's going on. I guess she's a mountain
Speaker 1: like it was like too many I was like, what's literal,
Speaker 1: what's actually happening? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was a little
Speaker 1: too much. Thank you so much. And guys, I mean,
Speaker 1: do not come for any of us, but some people
Speaker 1: on this very show, on this recording have come for me,
Speaker 1: Matt because of our controversial, controversial views on No Wanna.
Speaker 1: I just don't. I wanted it to be so much
Speaker 1: better than it was. Um. I will say now listing
Speaker 1: all these classics, I have to say, Frozen is not
Speaker 1: up there. I think it's really not. I enjoyed it,
Speaker 1: but same, yeah it's not up there for me. It's
Speaker 1: isn't it crazy? What a phenomenon? Though? Like what was
Speaker 1: it about it? Like I guess because and then I
Speaker 1: think a lot of it was the song, But like
Speaker 1: that's one of those situations where the piece of culture
Speaker 1: that just takes over in a way and you're kind
Speaker 1: of like what why Yeah, because let it goes good.
Speaker 1: But that song is the reason I think why that
Speaker 1: movie was so big. It was like my heart will
Speaker 1: go on level take over the culture moment. Yeah, something
Speaker 1: about those specific notes really hit hard with kids. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like a spell. Yeah, but then like the kids
Speaker 1: took over that like zeitgeist moment, which like doesn't really
Speaker 1: happen like it was very much a child led moment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was a revolution. Parents were like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: they like it, will love it too, Yeah, we have to.
Speaker 1: I did watch that and then Brave in a row
Speaker 1: on a plane. It was so empowered, like so much,
Speaker 1: so much girl power and not those movies I did.
Speaker 1: And I really did like that and Frozen it was
Speaker 1: like these two sisters and no one fell in love.
Speaker 1: I love that. I love that they weren't like and
Speaker 1: then she married this man and then she found like
Speaker 1: also truly was alone. She didn't even have an option
Speaker 1: for a significant other, And I was like, I love
Speaker 1: that she was. Her journey was entirely individual. Yes, and
Speaker 1: even like Anna and kristof At was like, oh no,
Speaker 1: they'll like hook up, yeah, but they're not getting married. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're just like yeah. I also love that they called
Speaker 1: it out early to when she was like, I'm getting
Speaker 1: engaged and everyone's like, you don't know this person. You
Speaker 1: need to like chat with them a little longer. What
Speaker 1: are you doing that? I like that. I do think
Speaker 1: that Frozen has a lot of great elements, but I
Speaker 1: feel like, yeah, I don't know why, what's like not congealing? Oh,
Speaker 1: I will say just to get back to Lion King
Speaker 1: before we go on a quick break. Best live. One
Speaker 1: of the best life things I've ever seen was the
Speaker 1: Lion King live show at Animals. It was amazing, Like
Speaker 1: I wasn't even like drunk or anything. I was just
Speaker 1: so happy, Like the the acrobat the acrobats in it
Speaker 1: are incredible. Oh my god, it's yeah the top of
Speaker 1: their game. Top of Disney has amazing talent. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: the thing is it's like. And then I was also thinking,
Speaker 1: why do they take it so seriously? How are they
Speaker 1: not breaking because when you're living Orlando, there's no bigger
Speaker 1: than that. I mean, there's no bigger than Disney World,
Speaker 1: like booking, like Indiana Jones in that show, Like that's
Speaker 1: like a big part. You get seen by thousands of
Speaker 1: people every day every day. That's not a bad gig.
Speaker 1: Like I remember because they have still dancers in the
Speaker 1: Festival of Lankie and they could only only be men
Speaker 1: because there the stilts were longer and heavier and so
Speaker 1: they were like, oh, I guess only men could lift them.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I wasn't allowed to try it that
Speaker 1: it sucks, but the yeah, at the time only men
Speaker 1: were cast in those parts. Um, I smell a petition,
Speaker 1: and then you know that we're very we're aching to
Speaker 1: go on those change out works. It kind of disappointed
Speaker 1: me that the movement I started just died. But you
Speaker 1: know what, do far? Sounds like? It went far. It
Speaker 1: made news, and I was never like, well, some some
Speaker 1: of the news articles did mention my name, and I
Speaker 1: kind of felt like, oh ship. It was like a
Speaker 1: kind of a joke in the beginning, and then every
Speaker 1: game more. But then like in the latest round of news,
Speaker 1: which has been the announcement that he is speaking, they
Speaker 1: haven't really mentioned it. So I'm hoping that like it
Speaker 1: kind of just goes away, don't worry about it. He
Speaker 1: should just be like huge, yeah, just like it's repeating words.
Speaker 1: I'm sure. Well, this is actually what the controversy was was.
Speaker 1: They were like, we'll write for you what we want
Speaker 1: you to say, and then you'll record it. We'll fly
Speaker 1: to the White House and we'll record it with you.
Speaker 1: And they were like, no, no, no, he's going to
Speaker 1: write down what he says. And they were like that's
Speaker 1: not like, so what did they end up doing? I
Speaker 1: think they are They did eventually get to a place
Speaker 1: where like he's going to have the okay on what
Speaker 1: they write. So they'll write something super innocuous and very
Speaker 1: much like America for years has been great. And then
Speaker 1: it'll be like that and he'll like be like okay,
Speaker 1: because I mean, you can't let him write it. You
Speaker 1: can't could possibly right himself. It's shocking America first countries.
Speaker 1: Don't laugh at us anymore, American carnage whatever. Um. Okay,
Speaker 1: before we go on a quick break, let's read out
Speaker 1: a user submitted rule of culture. Yes, now, this is
Speaker 1: a new segment. This is a new segment. Um. So
Speaker 1: every week we're gonna take in new suggestions for rules
Speaker 1: of culture. Just either tweet him at us comment on
Speaker 1: our Facebook page. Um. This one today comes from Kelly Briscoe.
Speaker 1: Kelly Briscoe, who has decreed that rule number thirty seven
Speaker 1: and this really touched me. Is the Kelly Clarkson version,
Speaker 1: is the definitive version. I'm looking at you Hamilton's I'm
Speaker 1: looking at you. It's quiet uptown thoughts on Kelly. I
Speaker 1: love her, Yes, she's so great, great voice, and yeah,
Speaker 1: I usually like her cover is better than almost always
Speaker 1: and that is a thing with her. Actually, I recently
Speaker 1: today I listen to Since You've Been Gone, and I
Speaker 1: was like, her original music hasn't been like this good
Speaker 1: in a long time, where now she's like doing the covers,
Speaker 1: but also now she's going to be on a new label.
Speaker 1: She's on a new label and she's releasing a soul record,
Speaker 1: as she called, that's what she's what we need. And
Speaker 1: that's the thing is, it's like Kelly Clarkson, she this
Speaker 1: is so classic that the whole first half of this
Speaker 1: episode has been Disney and Arson. You gotta understand, um,
Speaker 1: But Kelly Clarkson, she will always come back in the
Speaker 1: news because she's a fierce singer, like she she's gonna
Speaker 1: no my country tis of the Obama inauguration. She's gonna
Speaker 1: make you cry on American Idol singing in that um
Speaker 1: piece by piece song, like she's always going to be
Speaker 1: back in the news for having a great voice. I do,
Speaker 1: and this is not I'm not going to say Deuvil's
Speaker 1: advocate because I hate that, but um, what other covers
Speaker 1: of hers are definitive? Besides, all I can think of
Speaker 1: is It's quite a town her Christmas album, and then
Speaker 1: what else, well, she does in her chores other people's songs.
Speaker 1: I have my head, but it's usually like here's a
Speaker 1: Katy Perry song, or and she destroys it. She sang
Speaker 1: Wide Awake one time by Katy Press. She's like, I
Speaker 1: like this song and she it was so much better
Speaker 1: than Katy Perry. She even did Lose Yourself by Eminem.
Speaker 1: She'll do any song, and she she can sing any style,
Speaker 1: like she'll remember like I went to the concert um
Speaker 1: where she she it wasn't a cover percent, it was
Speaker 1: like a throwback. And she performed this old big band
Speaker 1: song she did on Big Band Week on American I
Speaker 1: was called stuff like that there, which actually was performed
Speaker 1: in a movie by Bette Mittler or something. It's like
Speaker 1: a very like for the Troops for the Boys song,
Speaker 1: but it's so good and she sings it and you
Speaker 1: feel like you're in nineteen Okay, So the Kelly Clarkson
Speaker 1: version is the definitive version. Thank you so much, Kelly Brascoe.
Speaker 1: That's rule number thirty seven. The Kelly Clarkson version is
Speaker 1: the definitive version. Let's go on a quick break. Well, wait,
Speaker 1: can I say one more rule that I think we've decided? Yes, Okay,
Speaker 1: is rule number one hundred and nine when you wake
Speaker 1: up in the morning. It's the lion king after a marathon.
Speaker 1: I'm Melissa Edwards tongue clinging. Guys, you heard it here first. Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll be right back with the year and we're back
Speaker 1: discussing eating on the mic. Well, I mean, so Matt
Speaker 1: very generously poured his what are the pretzel Eminem's plug
Speaker 1: it plug item sponsor? Honestly, why not? Come on? Is
Speaker 1: that nest? Well? No, no, I think Eminem is their
Speaker 1: own company. Oh I think I'm really Oh wait, no,
Speaker 1: Eminem is. Yeah, they've got their own store. They got
Speaker 1: their own company, they got their own store. Did you
Speaker 1: know this? Maybe I've said this before, Maybe maybe you
Speaker 1: don't know this. This year, the Eminem store in Times
Speaker 1: Square is the single most visited tourist destination in America. Really, yes,
Speaker 1: I don't believe that it is because you have to
Speaker 1: do the math. Times Square is the most visited tourist
Speaker 1: destination in the country. The spot in Times Square that
Speaker 1: gets the most visitors is the Eminem store, which would mean,
Speaker 1: what's true? Would you count like the t kt S
Speaker 1: booth like what like? By location? I don't know. I
Speaker 1: think in terms of people that walk through the door, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's the person clicking or whatever. Are they know somehow
Speaker 1: I don't know if there's someone clicking, but that's what
Speaker 1: they say. That's what I'm told to say on the ride.
Speaker 1: There you go. I would believe that there is more
Speaker 1: people going through the eminem store than through t KTS
Speaker 1: because not everyone has money to buy tickets for Broadway.
Speaker 1: You have too many people in your crew, and you're like,
Speaker 1: the eminem store is free, we just walk for grab
Speaker 1: some eminems, and you're so right. I just t KTS
Speaker 1: was about example. That was just me like sort of no,
Speaker 1: But in fact I ask people that as a trivia
Speaker 1: question on the ride, and a lot of people guess
Speaker 1: the t k TS steps and I'm always like no,
Speaker 1: because yeah it's not It's just like you just don't
Speaker 1: do anything there, but you can go and look at
Speaker 1: at the eminem store. And I tried to think all
Speaker 1: the time if I was a tourist, what I would
Speaker 1: be most excited about about New York. And I do
Speaker 1: think like if you didn't know anything more than Time Square,
Speaker 1: you would just go go there, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: And you'd be like, yeah, I guess I went to
Speaker 1: the eminem store. I mean the one in Vegas is
Speaker 1: pretty good too, try it um. Eminem's is distributed by
Speaker 1: Mars Chocolate. Did you come to New York a lot
Speaker 1: growing up? Was it a foreign place? It was a
Speaker 1: foreign place. My oh my gosh. The Mountain Disney is
Speaker 1: connection to the first time. Didn't know that about you.
Speaker 1: The first time I was in New York was to
Speaker 1: audition to be a big band jazz singer for Tokyo
Speaker 1: Disney Wow. And this was during college. Is after the
Speaker 1: college program was over, and I was like, I already
Speaker 1: have a Disney in And I was like on some
Speaker 1: email listser where they sent out castings for different shows.
Speaker 1: I was like, this will be my post grad move.
Speaker 1: I'll go to go to Tokyo for a year and
Speaker 1: then figure it out after that. And uh. I took
Speaker 1: a Chinatown bus and so I was at Shawsville, drove
Speaker 1: to d C. Took a Chinatown puss up to New
Speaker 1: York and then my mom had a friend who lived
Speaker 1: in Jersey and into like a bus to Jersey, stay
Speaker 1: with her for the night, then went back into the
Speaker 1: city in the morning. That career studios, we know, we
Speaker 1: love it and uh oh, I was so green too.
Speaker 1: I like had a black and white glossy of myself
Speaker 1: and then like eight by eleven sheet of paper for
Speaker 1: my resume paper clip together. And then there was a
Speaker 1: singing portion and a dancing portion, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I'll dress for the dancing portion, but cute. So I
Speaker 1: had like on like a pink T shirt and some
Speaker 1: yoga pants. Cute. But then everyone else was dressed to
Speaker 1: the nines. I didn't realize you dress up for the
Speaker 1: singing portion. If they asked you back for dancing, then
Speaker 1: you change. So everyone's like looking cute, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: you're dressed. And then I went in there and I
Speaker 1: was I sang, um, well, what did I say? It
Speaker 1: wasn't Disney. I'm sure no, it was ironically, wasn't say
Speaker 1: that better choice? Yeah, but I think I sang open
Speaker 1: arms so that that was like my audition song. And
Speaker 1: I was going to say, did you have like a
Speaker 1: song that was my song? Yeah? And um, of course
Speaker 1: the piano players going slower than I wanted him to
Speaker 1: that song is and yeah it was fine, and they
Speaker 1: were just like they were like thank you and I
Speaker 1: was like, Okay, that's all right, but that's not how
Speaker 1: it's supposed to go out because put all my eggs
Speaker 1: in this basket. I'm sure. Yeah, And then I left
Speaker 1: and had to like change my clothes. I went to
Speaker 1: forevery one in the area to change my clothes, crying
Speaker 1: on the phone with my dad, just like I didn't
Speaker 1: get it. And then oh god, it was such a
Speaker 1: rough journey. Then taking I took a bus back to
Speaker 1: d C. I didn't look where I parked my car,
Speaker 1: like if the garage was twenty four hours, and I
Speaker 1: just assumed it was twenty four hours. It wasn't. So
Speaker 1: I was there at one in the morning. I couldn't
Speaker 1: get my car out. I had to call my stepmom,
Speaker 1: my ex step mom who lived in Odin to Maryland
Speaker 1: and have her tell me how to get to the
Speaker 1: train at Youton station to take it to her place.
Speaker 1: The ex step mom, Yeah, I mean it was still
Speaker 1: in my life, but like she didn't have to at one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't tell her I was even going on this journey,
Speaker 1: so she's like, why are you in d C? And
Speaker 1: then I had to go back the next morning to
Speaker 1: get my car. It was like a hundred and forty
Speaker 1: bucks because they charged you hourly and then drove back
Speaker 1: to Charles went to class. So you did you do improv?
Speaker 1: I did? Yeah, I started a group. Yeah, you started
Speaker 1: the group. I started the group with an Attasha v
Speaker 1: and Blatt. What that's some trivia and Santaget was when
Speaker 1: I first fruits. Oh incredible, like great breeding ground. I
Speaker 1: think we pump them out. That's how you and Sam
Speaker 1: know each other. You get your friends from way back
Speaker 1: from going to school. Oh and you've been tight with
Speaker 1: Natasha for years. Yeah. Natasha Vain Black is one of
Speaker 1: the most talented people I think I've ever seen perform
Speaker 1: on stage. I recently saw her do a character set
Speaker 1: and I was just like, this is just every just
Speaker 1: she had And I had seen her do a variation
Speaker 1: in inneration of the step before. I could tell that.
Speaker 1: She just plotted every laugh, tweaked it, tightened it. It
Speaker 1: was perfect. I love it. So did you guys do
Speaker 1: sketch together too? Was it in improvka? And that's I
Speaker 1: mean because so I was a year older than her
Speaker 1: and uh, but you know we're almost the same major
Speaker 1: and you guys are seventeen and sixteen now. Exactly. And
Speaker 1: I knew that she had done improv since she was
Speaker 1: a teenager because she was doing comedy sports in Richmond
Speaker 1: before she had got TV, so she was like already
Speaker 1: on it um. But like I auditioned for the for
Speaker 1: the one improv team that was at our school, the Weatherman.
Speaker 1: W h takay weatherman and come on weather men, weather men? Really?
Speaker 1: Thank God for a okay audition for weather men? Is it?
Speaker 1: I feel so I feel bad when I do this
Speaker 1: because I'm not trying to shoot on the weather I'm
Speaker 1: sure they're fine. But yeah, so I audition didn't make
Speaker 1: the group Nata tradition three times, didn't make it, and
Speaker 1: I was like, this isn't unjust, this makes no sense
Speaker 1: because she's like the funniest. She's the funniest, yes, and
Speaker 1: so then I was like, you should start a group.
Speaker 1: She's like, we should start a group. And then we
Speaker 1: started a group. That's beautiful, unbelievable. You know who did
Speaker 1: the same thing and m y U Suti really Shuti
Speaker 1: also didn't make the improv group at n y U
Speaker 1: despite being yeah and oh, she stood out to me
Speaker 1: and she had been taking she had been doing improv
Speaker 1: um in Delaware in Delaware like years prior, so she
Speaker 1: had a lot of experience, was real of that and
Speaker 1: like so much incredible natural talent, and she didn't make it.
Speaker 1: And so they started a group and then what you
Speaker 1: call Captain Soldier. Now you've got people from that group
Speaker 1: on Broadway. You got people Williams Town, Williams Town, you know,
Speaker 1: doing the thing. They became like the theatrical improv. You
Speaker 1: just have to have more variety, Yeah, you just have one.
Speaker 1: We have for a long time had one sketch up
Speaker 1: on you and one improv group, and it was like
Speaker 1: there be more and it felt it felt gross for
Speaker 1: me on the during audition season to be like, we're
Speaker 1: so sorry. But then we would tell people like we
Speaker 1: are we should we are not the only game in town.
Speaker 1: You can take classes that U seb. We can start
Speaker 1: your own group. And then people did that and then
Speaker 1: it just was all the better. I mean, the whole
Speaker 1: community was all the better for it. So, you know,
Speaker 1: did that like to find your college experience a little
Speaker 1: bit like truly? And I think I am very appreciative
Speaker 1: about how you v a kind of fosterday student run environment.
Speaker 1: They're like if you see a void you can fill it.
Speaker 1: That's how I felt anyway, and I did that. It
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I want another improv group, started improv group,
Speaker 1: I revived like All Black Theater Company. I Like, there's
Speaker 1: like so many things that I was just able to
Speaker 1: like do because I was like, oh, now that I
Speaker 1: did it once, I know how to do that now
Speaker 1: and kind of all you need when you quote unquote
Speaker 1: start out. It's just like that like seed crystal thing
Speaker 1: of just being like, oh, I can actually do this
Speaker 1: to not be you know, a rack at the end,
Speaker 1: and it doesn't hurt to have people next to you
Speaker 1: that actually hold you accountable for that. Like I'm sure
Speaker 1: like having Natasha there helped as well because it's like, no,
Speaker 1: we want this. I'm not the only person that wants this. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't think I would have done it by myself.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have, but because she was there, I felt secure.
Speaker 1: It's great. So, like were the audiences with did the
Speaker 1: college campus turn out for the shows they did? Yeah?
Speaker 1: At first it was a little weird because it was
Speaker 1: like who are these people? Yeah, what's this new thing?
Speaker 1: And then we and we tried to do shows with
Speaker 1: the weather man like like thank yeah, like, oh, it's
Speaker 1: fine that we're all here together. But there was a
Speaker 1: little bit of like a few kids tensions, but then
Speaker 1: we didn't need to. Then we started getting our own
Speaker 1: audiences on our own the spinoff, and then SAM started
Speaker 1: like a sketch group out of that, like other things
Speaker 1: started spawning from from the group, and now I think
Speaker 1: there's a ton of comedy at V. Did you guys
Speaker 1: travels as a group know? Um? We did. We went
Speaker 1: to skid War. Um what we went to some festival?
Speaker 1: I want to So we went to the North Carolina
Speaker 1: Comedy Arts Festival. Yes, what's that theater? They're called in
Speaker 1: South Carolina in Charlie, Charlot. These in Charlottesville and Charlotte
Speaker 1: in the same day, because like the South is confusing.
Speaker 1: You didn't turn to Sam. I didn't turn to sand anyway. Um,
Speaker 1: I feel like there was somewhere else we went to.
Speaker 1: But yeah, we did all the festival classes and then
Speaker 1: we would like take notes and then come back together
Speaker 1: and share what we learned with each other. It was
Speaker 1: actually really cool. I mean like we truly were just
Speaker 1: teaching ourselves what to do, and we would watch like
Speaker 1: ASCAT videos and UCB stuff and just really take turns
Speaker 1: being like, well, I know this, I want to do this.
Speaker 1: That's so then you moved to New York And what
Speaker 1: I want to ask you is, I want to ask
Speaker 1: about the origins of Doppelganger, because when I was a
Speaker 1: student a n y U and first taken classes, Doppelganger
Speaker 1: was do you guys were it? So can you talk
Speaker 1: a little bit about Doppelganger? When I moved to New
Speaker 1: York Is in two thousand nine, and I was taking
Speaker 1: classes very quickly because I fell in hard and then
Speaker 1: I met Nicole and Keisha through the diversity program you CB,
Speaker 1: and that we would have like meetups and like pizza
Speaker 1: parties and jams and stuff. This is Nicole Buyer and
Speaker 1: and who are also to black female improvisers. And we
Speaker 1: all auditioned for Harold Knight and you have to like
Speaker 1: take up to four oh one, get past and then
Speaker 1: audition um the spring of I guess two thousand ten.
Speaker 1: None of us made it. And and I had already
Speaker 1: been performing with Nicole separately from Kesha, but but with
Speaker 1: both kind of by accident actually because I had another
Speaker 1: uh one person from my improv group in college moved
Speaker 1: to New York before I did, and he was like already,
Speaker 1: he's like advanced already. So he's like, here's what you do.
Speaker 1: You find people you like early on in your classes
Speaker 1: and keep them with you and then create a group. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and uh. In my two and one and three one classes,
Speaker 1: there was one girl who I really really liked, but
Speaker 1: I didn't like anybody else, so I just held on
Speaker 1: to her. And I was like, well, what if we
Speaker 1: start just the two of us, and then if we
Speaker 1: want more people, add more people. And we would have
Speaker 1: these like insane long practices where we had no coach,
Speaker 1: just in my living room with a camera facing us
Speaker 1: and we recorded and then watch it back. We were insane,
Speaker 1: but it's also like once you get past that, it's like, okay,
Speaker 1: well nothing will phase you. If you can watch yourself
Speaker 1: do uncoached improv in your living room and like get
Speaker 1: through that, then you can do anything. We were just obsessed,
Speaker 1: and then we like watched um um T J. Miller
Speaker 1: and Dave what's this last name? J? Daj and yes
Speaker 1: um we watched their movie that they have, and then
Speaker 1: we watched them live whenever they came to the Barrow
Speaker 1: Street Theater. There are such good shows. Yeah, we were obsessed.
Speaker 1: You were obsessed with improv and with two person improv
Speaker 1: in particular. And then we did a show that Nicole's
Speaker 1: improv group was hosting. I can't remember what any was
Speaker 1: and my partner flate and I can't remember what the
Speaker 1: reason was, but she just couldn't make it. And so
Speaker 1: I told Nicole and she's like, oh, well, I have
Speaker 1: been in a jam with you before. Let's I can
Speaker 1: just perform with you. And so we did it and
Speaker 1: it was great and it was kind of like a
Speaker 1: date where do you want to do this again? Sometimes Costello? Yeah,
Speaker 1: the partners didn't show up and they jumped on stage together. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then the exact same thing happened with Keisha's group
Speaker 1: because she was hosting a show and then uh, my
Speaker 1: partner was supposed to come and she was like, sorry,
Speaker 1: I can't. And then I was like, Keisha, this thing
Speaker 1: and she was like, oh, I'll just do it with you.
Speaker 1: We did it. It was great, so that the two
Speaker 1: of us I was having too. I had two separate
Speaker 1: groups going. And then that partner moved to l A
Speaker 1: and like we stopped performing together. Um, but you know,
Speaker 1: I actually am thankful because it made me meet these
Speaker 1: two incredible performers and uh. And then after we all
Speaker 1: found out that we didn't make uh make Harold Night,
Speaker 1: both of them at the same time and separate emails
Speaker 1: were like, all right, we need to work harder. We're
Speaker 1: gonna have our own show. We're gonna kick ass. And
Speaker 1: I was like, this is so wonderful. I cannot split
Speaker 1: my time two ways. What if we try to make
Speaker 1: a three cent lests bring it all together? And so
Speaker 1: we had to show the Creek booked I think maybe,
Speaker 1: and Keisha had it booked already and I was like,
Speaker 1: come on, nical, like it was jump in. We never
Speaker 1: practiced or rehearse. We just like did a show together,
Speaker 1: like let's just see how it goes. And it was
Speaker 1: magical and we're like, this is it and then that
Speaker 1: was in. Then we just like we rehearsed all the time. Actually,
Speaker 1: Ward was our coach for a long time. Amazing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and yeah, we just like started going to cage match
Speaker 1: tournaments and like and performing and beating a lot of groups,
Speaker 1: like like I was in a four oh one class
Speaker 1: and Brandon Gardner was my teacher and was in one
Speaker 1: of the groups that we beat. Yeah, and then wasn't
Speaker 1: like for me, like the moment was just like any
Speaker 1: poler saw them and thought that they should be on
Speaker 1: Harold or whatever, Like there was a moment where it
Speaker 1: all sort of came to a like a head and
Speaker 1: like it was just like the momentum and built up
Speaker 1: so much that I was just like, yeah, like get
Speaker 1: these people. Yeah, that's how I mean. SNL found out
Speaker 1: about us because Anthony King, who was the eight at
Speaker 1: the time, called them up and was like, Hey, here
Speaker 1: are these funny ladies who are consistently on our stage.
Speaker 1: Can see them. And one of the producers came to
Speaker 1: one of our shows where we did really well and
Speaker 1: was like, you guys should send tapes and us And
Speaker 1: so we did that and we were so green, had
Speaker 1: no idea what we're doing actually, um, but we did them.
Speaker 1: And then I think we did that for a couple
Speaker 1: of years, and then Nicole went into test Um like
Speaker 1: two thousand thirteen or something, and then the whole you know,
Speaker 1: lack of diversity blogs thing, it took over at the
Speaker 1: end of that year and then I UH tested the
Speaker 1: end of December and they got cast January. So that
Speaker 1: was a very quick process. Yeah, so that that that
Speaker 1: must have been kind of insane from like getting like,
Speaker 1: oh they saw you what and they liked to submit
Speaker 1: a packet all of a sudden, it's the audition that
Speaker 1: it was like a few years and and me like
Speaker 1: the whole the last chunk of me getting on the
Speaker 1: show was very quick, but like there were a couple
Speaker 1: of years where we're just submitting stuff over the summer
Speaker 1: like everyone else does. Yeah, being like yeah, probably not,
Speaker 1: buthere I mean, And the last time I was submitting
Speaker 1: was I was like, this is going to be the
Speaker 1: last time. Like I was like, if it's not this year,
Speaker 1: it's not going to happen. And I remember putting together
Speaker 1: a practice tape to send my manager and be like,
Speaker 1: let's just prepare for our next summer when they usually
Speaker 1: do it. And I was like, let you know, give
Speaker 1: me notes and let me let me know what what
Speaker 1: do you think? And this is made like I don't know,
Speaker 1: November or something, and they were like, can you can
Speaker 1: we send this to them because they need it now
Speaker 1: they're looking for a black or right now. And I
Speaker 1: was like, oh sure, I don't think it's ready, but okay.
Speaker 1: It was a practice I mean okay, I guess. And
Speaker 1: then we did a showcase like maybe that week or
Speaker 1: the next week that I felt very good about at
Speaker 1: the pit and to come support. Yeah, we need bodies
Speaker 1: to fill the seas. And then uh, maybe that week
Speaker 1: or the next week we did um the Test and
Speaker 1: I remember Leslie Jones was before me and I couldn't
Speaker 1: hear how much they were laughing, and I was like,
Speaker 1: that's cool, that's cool. I'm good, I'm good and uh
Speaker 1: and then but I'm like I did that. I kind
Speaker 1: of blacked out in that performance. But I left feeling
Speaker 1: like that's the best I've ever done anything. And I
Speaker 1: was like, if they want it, that's great. If not,
Speaker 1: that's on them. And that's like such a nice feeling
Speaker 1: to be like I can't even think of a thing
Speaker 1: to fix. Yeah. I was like, that's that is the
Speaker 1: best I could have done. And it paid off. Yes,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, So does does he call you on
Speaker 1: the phone. I did get a call on the phone. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It was like they let me know that. They said
Speaker 1: that they would let me know before Christmas break they didn't.
Speaker 1: So then you think, okay, well it's not a thing.
Speaker 1: Well I knew it. They didn't pick anyone because I
Speaker 1: hadn't heard anything, so I was like just waiting. Also,
Speaker 1: I was trying to move to l A at this time.
Speaker 1: I remember that you went and much and then you
Speaker 1: had to come right back. Yeah. Almost. Well, I had
Speaker 1: an apartment in l A. And I was getting rid
Speaker 1: of stuff. I was looking for cars and that. But
Speaker 1: I didn't like my New York apartment because I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know, so I like, but
Speaker 1: I already put down like a deposit and stuff on
Speaker 1: this other place. Um, and it was like annoying people
Speaker 1: who were living there because they're like, do we need
Speaker 1: to find a new roommate? And I was like, I legit,
Speaker 1: don't know. Don't ask me again. You're stressed me, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was like, I know you're stressed, but I am
Speaker 1: very stressed right now. I'm probably more stressed than you.
Speaker 1: And now I remember the first time I met you
Speaker 1: was in story pirates training. Oh yeah, we did so.
Speaker 1: She and I originated the story called nineteen, which is
Speaker 1: about a boy whose birthday is in nineteen days and
Speaker 1: that's it. Yeah, and there's a dance, yeah, very easy dance.
Speaker 1: Very it's just a countdown from nineteen to his name
Speaker 1: is boy. I think his name was, what's his name?
Speaker 1: I don't remember. I was like, I'm blank, I'm a boy. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was like a very story parts, things like hi,
Speaker 1: I'm a boy and it's going to be my birthday
Speaker 1: in nineteen days. Oh my god. And then it heighten
Speaker 1: until like the Secret Service coming out. I don't know, crazy.
Speaker 1: I was looking forward to story pipes so I could
Speaker 1: do it in l A and like have a thing
Speaker 1: and like meet people. It makes a little bit of money. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he got swept up. I got swept up. Other things
Speaker 1: just happened, unfortunately. I just I just remember like the
Speaker 1: euphoria when you got cast. It was just it was
Speaker 1: just so so amazing, and I mean like I mean,
Speaker 1: after all this, you should be so proud and thank
Speaker 1: you so much. So I am proud, Yeah you should be. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It was so we're so freaking good. It was so
Speaker 1: cool to see. I mean I have to say, like
Speaker 1: there's the when when it was announced that that you
Speaker 1: were the one. It was like everyone you spoke to
Speaker 1: was like, yes, so excited and happy for you because
Speaker 1: we all looked up to you for so long. I
Speaker 1: mean like like like Doppelganger was it? It was honestly
Speaker 1: option that the rights to a Doppelganger movie. I would
Speaker 1: watch that. I'd rather that than don't think Twice will
Speaker 1: come on. I like, don't think Twice did it, but
Speaker 1: I would Maybe maybe you don't have to say anything
Speaker 1: to shar you don't have to incriminate yourself. I didn't
Speaker 1: like it. I thought it had paint to the community
Speaker 1: a really ugly. I liked it just fine. I would
Speaker 1: rather watch a Doppleganger movie, same and original cast. Maybe
Speaker 1: come on, why Maybe it's a pretty great narrative. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'll talk to the girls about it.
Speaker 1: Talk to the girls. The girls are around. In fact,
Speaker 1: I was Forever Ducks sister, Forever Ducks sister. I was
Speaker 1: gonna I was gonna drop a hint about something Cusha
Speaker 1: might be involved in. Sue. Okay, well that's not But
Speaker 1: that's all I can say about that. Hot producer Alex
Speaker 1: is giving us a look. He's saying, oh, man, you
Speaker 1: know who's not here hot producer the pace. But we've
Speaker 1: got we've got hot engineer Ronnie here to engineer Ronnie.
Speaker 1: And let me say I apologize this to Sear when
Speaker 1: she came in, because usually he's pumping the good jams.
Speaker 1: Don't apologize, No, I apologize. Ronnie doesn't have to play
Speaker 1: the music every time he does, And I would say,
Speaker 1: Carly Rage Japson's usually playing do you like the new
Speaker 1: Lord the Lord Enjoy? Yes, it's very good. Ronnie would
Speaker 1: do both of you Ronnie and to se do you
Speaker 1: think about the new says that? Have you listened to
Speaker 1: so good? Yeah? I was, oh my god, hot engineer
Speaker 1: Ronnie nails it every time he was going to have
Speaker 1: that on. It's okay, it's okay, but we know what
Speaker 1: he would have played Gagging for Lord. Also him him
Speaker 1: obsessed so good and really wasn't obsessed with their first
Speaker 1: time and I thought it was like good. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is a good band. Huh something along for Good
Speaker 1: when they released that video when they were just walking
Speaker 1: on the street. Have you seen the video for the
Speaker 1: same now you guys culture of the Week? The music
Speaker 1: video for Want You Back Behind? It's just, honestly, it's
Speaker 1: three girls walking down the street, which is all I ever.
Speaker 1: It's pretty great and and with some literally they take
Speaker 1: out it's it's what it's what they don't do that's special.
Speaker 1: Just it'll make sense when you watch. I'm pointing to him,
Speaker 1: thank you a little with the knowledge of a true
Speaker 1: culture and little of your love is there other single
Speaker 1: and also rule number fifty of culture. It's what they
Speaker 1: don't do that makes that's it. It's what they don't
Speaker 1: do that make it. It's what they don't do that
Speaker 1: makes it. Oh my god, I think it's time. I
Speaker 1: think it's time for I don't think so okay. So
Speaker 1: this is, as you know, the ps of our show,
Speaker 1: right though, bo right though, And we have a true
Speaker 1: cultures and who just slayed it the first time. Excited
Speaker 1: to see what she brings. But now go ahead. I'm
Speaker 1: I kind of touched on this earlier, so I feel
Speaker 1: like the novelty of the discussion will be worn off
Speaker 1: a little bit. I'm gonna switch gears. I love a progression, okay,
Speaker 1: do you okay? But how about you go first? I
Speaker 1: would love to go first, Okay, So I give me
Speaker 1: at the time. I don't think so, honey, as you
Speaker 1: may or may not know, is our one minute to
Speaker 1: rail against culture. I'm very excited about the future of
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. I don't know what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about, but soon get ready to get online, like
Speaker 1: you're buying tickets to a Beyonce concert, but maybe buying
Speaker 1: tickets is something else. How Producer Alex is like shut
Speaker 1: uh no, you know he's fine. You moron? Um okay?
Speaker 1: Is Matt Rodgers. I don't think so, honey. Time starts now.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, Chris Harrison, because let me
Speaker 1: tell you something. I'm watching The Bachelorette and you don't host.
Speaker 1: You barely come out. You're never on the show. If
Speaker 1: you're ever on that show, it's to say, Rachel, how
Speaker 1: are you? Well? I understand welcome next to them and
Speaker 1: then everyone I'm always talking about like you, like you're
Speaker 1: going to be the one to come in and fix
Speaker 1: things like well, tell Chris how you feel, bitch. You
Speaker 1: are a receptacle for nothing, and I can see in
Speaker 1: your eyes there's nothing there. And also, Chris, I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey, because I know who you really are,
Speaker 1: because I've met you. Chris Harrison. You shook my hand
Speaker 1: like Donald Trump. You tried to assert dominance over me.
Speaker 1: But with the pull Chris Harrison, I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: You are you are not hosting that show. You're getting
Speaker 1: a check. Everyone that tells me they love they love
Speaker 1: Chris Harrison, they have a crush on his Harrison. They
Speaker 1: love him. I'm like, why, why, what is it about him?
Speaker 1: You are like the basic girls on that show? Just kidding.
Speaker 1: I love Rachel Lindsay. Oh my god, I'm obsessed. She's amazing.
Speaker 1: Go hashtag team Brian. Okay, then that's the woman at
Speaker 1: hashtag Team Brian. All I'm saying is, look, you know
Speaker 1: you want to see hosting watch Reopaul's drag race. You
Speaker 1: want to see hosting watch Survivor. You want to see
Speaker 1: hosting watch so youth you can dance. Those are your three?
Speaker 1: Those are three Chat Deely slaying on that show. Honestly,
Speaker 1: give me some Nick Cannon. I love it when Nick
Speaker 1: Cannon house. I'm not a Nick Cannon fan. Okay, your team, Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, that's fair, um, alright, but that's my I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, And do wash the Bachelorette with
Speaker 1: you In that you you played an amazing mitche Lindsay,
Speaker 1: thank you very much that she's amazing. She's an icon.
Speaker 1: It seems just way better than everybody on the show.
Speaker 1: She's so dope. She is really really deserving every time.
Speaker 1: I am buying into it so much because I love her.
Speaker 1: There is a film deal with a puppet. Okay, the
Speaker 1: puppets gone. First of all, the guy is still in. No, No,
Speaker 1: the guy is still in Adam. He brought like a
Speaker 1: little like crazy like one of those scary dolls. Yea.
Speaker 1: And the guy is still in. He's in the top six,
Speaker 1: but they were like, you gotta get rid of The
Speaker 1: puppet still makes a cameo appearance every now, and they love.
Speaker 1: The producers love the puppet. They gave him him as
Speaker 1: his own lower third. They gave him his own confessionals.
Speaker 1: It's nuts right now, there's weird remaining in the show.
Speaker 1: Remaining in the show is one guy who has the puppet,
Speaker 1: and one guy who came in and like a full
Speaker 1: like mask. Who is this Matt? He came in and
Speaker 1: he had like a full mask on and that was
Speaker 1: his entrance. Is u is the guy is the guy
Speaker 1: who said, um, once, once I go black, I can't
Speaker 1: go back. Yes, he's still there, but he's but he's
Speaker 1: actually literally so good and I think he's going to
Speaker 1: be the next bachelor. His name is Dean. You could
Speaker 1: tell they made him say that. He's I know, and
Speaker 1: you get a percent how they made him say that,
Speaker 1: and like he's gorgeous and he's gorgeous, really nice, so
Speaker 1: cute and so sweet and so nice and he is
Speaker 1: like I was talking to my sister about this today
Speaker 1: because I'm fully in Bachelor Nation now. I texted her
Speaker 1: and I was like, he is the only one that's
Speaker 1: like a star. Like she was like, I can see
Speaker 1: a couple of the other guys winning because they have
Speaker 1: better chemistry and they're like whatever, but this guy is,
Speaker 1: like he's a brand, Like Dean is like a brand.
Speaker 1: He's so adorable and that's what you have to have
Speaker 1: for the Bachelor. But then she told me sometimes they
Speaker 1: pick the worst people ever to be the Bachelor, like
Speaker 1: one Pablo, Sure, this one guy, one Pablo. Anyway, anyway, Um,
Speaker 1: I think I'm ready and I'm gonna I don't think
Speaker 1: that you'll see it's it's a weird but it's a
Speaker 1: weird one, all right. So it's a little bit of
Speaker 1: a weird one. And we've prefaced it. This is I
Speaker 1: don't think so honey, boone Yang and time starts now
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. My feelings, my ambivalent feelings
Speaker 1: on the Beguild I saw last week. I went into
Speaker 1: it thinking I was going to be gagged for, and
Speaker 1: you know what, for the most part, I was, but
Speaker 1: that ending. I'm not going to spoil anything, but it
Speaker 1: is a weird, bizarre ending that I don't think was
Speaker 1: very earned. The pacing gets a little thrown off. There
Speaker 1: is literally, you know what, I'm not gonna say this.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say there's a check off. There's a
Speaker 1: Chekov's gun figuratively or literally that or may not be
Speaker 1: actually used in a checkag in sentence, if that makes sense.
Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna love this movie, and now
Speaker 1: the fact that I don't love a Sofia Coppola movie
Speaker 1: is really fucking with me. I don't think so many
Speaker 1: of my feelings. This is throttling me into an identity
Speaker 1: crisis that I did not ask for. I did not
Speaker 1: think the Guild would put me into this tizzy. I
Speaker 1: wish I had seen Baby Driver instead first and like
Speaker 1: maybe been either loved it so much or hated it
Speaker 1: as a contrarian opinion, and then when to go see
Speaker 1: them to sort of have a better cinematic texture to
Speaker 1: my to my understanding, I don't think so many of
Speaker 1: my feelings on the boguil. Wow. All right, so I'm
Speaker 1: seeing it tonight. Okay, tell me what you think. And
Speaker 1: Peter and Kelly and I are going the Bam. We're
Speaker 1: going to um Angelica. Oh great, And I'm very excited
Speaker 1: for them. Watched the trailer more than I should. Here's
Speaker 1: what I'll say. Performances are great. Nicole Kirsten Um, what's
Speaker 1: e ells um? I'm gonna say it now, the best
Speaker 1: can performance of the year. She's so fucking funny in
Speaker 1: this movie. She's supposed to be not well kind of
Speaker 1: because she like bats her eyes in such a funny
Speaker 1: way at Colin Farrell. That's all I'll say. It's hilarious.
Speaker 1: Every time they came to l Fanning, she looks fucking hysterical.
Speaker 1: Everyone in the theater was cracking up. Am I gonna
Speaker 1: gasp and scream? You're gonna gasp and scream and probably laugh.
Speaker 1: Paul kim in Um and this was in the trailer,
Speaker 1: her line of get me the whatever gets the chloroform,
Speaker 1: gave me the chloroform, and she has one line. Can
Speaker 1: I say it, No, don't spoil. She has a line
Speaker 1: right after that that I don't think they included in
Speaker 1: the trailer um that everyone in the theater and Atma
Speaker 1: I want to experience of in a Southern accent serving.
Speaker 1: She nails the Southern accent, by the way, anyway, talked
Speaker 1: about this. A lot of people have problems with her
Speaker 1: accent in big Little Eyes because it's harder to do
Speaker 1: like straight up American accent than it is for someone
Speaker 1: who's foreign to do like a real Southern name. But
Speaker 1: to go from Australian to Southern is an easy job.
Speaker 1: That's what they say. That's what they say. Anyway, little known,
Speaker 1: little known, Uh the language fact, Yes, actually know what.
Speaker 1: I liked the guilds. But just go see it, go
Speaker 1: see it. I'm going I love it. Yeah, anyway, that's mine.
Speaker 1: So shear. Are you ready? Okay, it's time? I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Time starts now. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Horse cops, what are you doing? Why are you riding
Speaker 1: a horse? Do you think you're chasing? We don't have
Speaker 1: cowboys anymore. We're not playing cowboys and Indians anymore. We're not.
Speaker 1: We are all adults with cars and bicycles and segues
Speaker 1: and hover boards. You need to keep up with the times.
Speaker 1: Are you doing on that horse? I was at the
Speaker 1: beach the other day saw a horse cop on the sand.
Speaker 1: That's not a place where horses. Someone grass or something. Also,
Speaker 1: horse pooped on the street and no one cleaned it up.
Speaker 1: If you're going to have a horse, you have to
Speaker 1: have a bucket with you. You have to be prepared
Speaker 1: to sweep the poop because that's disgusting. And we don't
Speaker 1: have cars at poop everywhere. They don't. We don't have
Speaker 1: to clean up our mess. You do, though, and I
Speaker 1: don't appreciate it. Who are you chasing with that? You
Speaker 1: need to put the horses stable and and and make
Speaker 1: it enjoy nature? Is that putting on the street and
Speaker 1: not actually using it for its full potential? Wow? That
Speaker 1: is That is one of those ones where you're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: those people, why, why that is an animal? I walked
Speaker 1: by them and I looked into the horse's eye and
Speaker 1: I said, I'm so sorry. Yes, yes, and guess what
Speaker 1: you do to clean up after them? Because that ship
Speaker 1: doesn't smell good. It's ship. It's ship. If it was
Speaker 1: a dog, you'd be cleaning it up. Yes, and they
Speaker 1: take huge ship smelly, fragrant traffic accident truly was like
Speaker 1: on like near where the food was near Jacabries that yeah,
Speaker 1: and there was like a huge PLoP of poop in
Speaker 1: front of like the shops, and there's like, whose responsibility
Speaker 1: is it to claim this? No one, no one, It's
Speaker 1: just gonna descend there. That's not I just went we
Speaker 1: had four tildon yesterday and there was a horse on
Speaker 1: the on the on the beach walking and I was like,
Speaker 1: first of all, this is so for show, not Second
Speaker 1: of all, what if that? Yes, you can't not think
Speaker 1: about it? And who are you chasing someone's running on foot?
Speaker 1: You don't need a horse if it's just an elevation thing.
Speaker 1: They want to be like like high to see things.
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know, but that's still not It doesn't
Speaker 1: make sense. It's just it's crazy that in two thousand
Speaker 1: seventeen they're like, no, we still need to horse own horses.
Speaker 1: My god, do you have a bit about this in
Speaker 1: your stand up? No, I'm bad, Please work. This is
Speaker 1: a huge issue. This would be the second time that
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey became a full bit and
Speaker 1: should be my open Mike, I'll do. I don't think, honey,
Speaker 1: there you go, but I agree until we until our
Speaker 1: society devolves to a place where there are bandits on horses,
Speaker 1: and I believe we will get there. I don't want
Speaker 1: to see them now. Wow, and the horses. If you're
Speaker 1: someone who thinks that dogs shouldn't belong in the city
Speaker 1: because they're trapped or whatever, the same fucking thing goes
Speaker 1: for horses. Extrapolate and I'm sure that's so much money
Speaker 1: to put them in a stable somewhere. I'm sure upstate
Speaker 1: or something like. They're not just chilling in a garage,
Speaker 1: must be in a stable somewhere. And then you have
Speaker 1: to train cops to ride horses. That's more of our
Speaker 1: money going to something that does not get used. Horses.
Speaker 1: Someone that has intel I missed to contact us and
Speaker 1: let us know what's up with these horses because I
Speaker 1: have not. You've exposed a lot of questions and maybe
Speaker 1: this this podcast is where we bring it down. I
Speaker 1: smell another petition, changed organ You will see us on changes.
Speaker 1: I don't where we will continue to change the world,
Speaker 1: Thank God. As Sasha Valore said, let's change the motherfucking world.
Speaker 1: Let's use all this beauty. I'm pointing to Bowen, thank you,
Speaker 1: like Sasha pointed to RuPaul, and change the motherfucking world.
Speaker 1: Change dot org or Um. Oh my god, this was
Speaker 1: such a fun episode. This was party time. This is
Speaker 1: part time. Go check out party time at the Bellhouse July. Um.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. As I foretold, this was an amazing episode.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you are here, you have the oracle
Speaker 1: in you. Yes, absolutely so here. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: This was so amazing. Guys. I am Matt Rogers Yang.
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