WEBVTT - Episode 73: Guilty By Association

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<v Speaker 1>This is Dan Patrick takes a gam.

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<v Speaker 2>Gambling was something that I did a clever way to

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<v Speaker 2>circumvent Dan actually making bets himself by using a proxy,

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<v Speaker 2>and I became consumed by it and now joined by

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<v Speaker 2>Bad Larry and Dylan the graphics guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's Dan Patrick.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh did he live up to the billing? Bad Larry

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<v Speaker 2>showed up yesterday at the man Cave and you know

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<v Speaker 2>the reviews are in. Larry, I think everybody universally thought

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<v Speaker 2>you were an ass. And I when I left you

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<v Speaker 2>guys at the man Cave, and I forewarned you know,

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<v Speaker 2>Ray and Dylan and some of the weeks, all the

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<v Speaker 2>backroom guys. I said, hey, he's going to beat you

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<v Speaker 2>every game, just so you know. And then about three

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<v Speaker 2>or four hours later, I meet them at a bar,

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<v Speaker 2>the pit Stop, and I walk in. I walk in,

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<v Speaker 2>and I don't see anybody. I just hear them yelling

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<v Speaker 2>at each other. So they're over at the pool table.

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<v Speaker 2>They're just yelling at each other, and I go, uh, here,

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<v Speaker 2>bad Larry. I walk over and he goes, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>haven't lost. I haven't lost a game yet, and yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you pretty much pissed everybody off, Larry. Congratulations that was

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<v Speaker 2>the intent, Dan.

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<v Speaker 3>I think the the argument you walked in on, Dan

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<v Speaker 3>was Larry saying that he could beat Michael Jordan in

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<v Speaker 3>a free throw shooting about right.

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<v Speaker 4>It wasn't free throw. I've said it a million times

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<v Speaker 4>in my life. I'm going to stand by it, not anymore.

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<v Speaker 4>But fifteen foot jump shots till one thousand dollars shot

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<v Speaker 4>till he quits.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah right, oh my, that is really one of the

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<v Speaker 3>dumbest things I've ever heard.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't care. I don't I don't care what you

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<v Speaker 4>guys say.

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<v Speaker 2>Larry, are you talking about right now? Right now?

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<v Speaker 4>No? No, not no, not right now?

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<v Speaker 2>Well when remember when you said you could throw a

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<v Speaker 2>golf ball one hundred yards? When when when were you

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<v Speaker 2>able to do that? Like, you have to put in

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<v Speaker 2>context these bets or these ran them things that you said, fish.

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<v Speaker 4>Tails saying thirty thirty years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Thirty years ago you are going to take and you

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<v Speaker 2>know they're fifteen footers. Those are called free throws.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, make them eighteen footed. I don't care what you do.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at his.

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<v Speaker 4>Line every game, Dan, he's he's four for twenty one

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<v Speaker 4>or six for twenty one, thirteen for fourteen from a

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<v Speaker 4>foul on.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's fifteen feet away.

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<v Speaker 3>It's also during a game, right, Yeah, here's other factors, Larry.

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<v Speaker 4>You like re breakaway dunks, So instead of being seven

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<v Speaker 4>for twenty one, he was take those three away and

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<v Speaker 4>he was three for eighteen or four for eighteen. He

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<v Speaker 4>wasn't a great shooter. He was a great scorer. We agree.

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<v Speaker 4>We agree on that.

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<v Speaker 2>What what he wasn't a great shooter. His percentage when

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<v Speaker 2>he retired is what forty seven percent from the floor? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it sounds all right, Yeah that that would be pretty good, Larry.

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<v Speaker 2>I think let me get ready to pull up the

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<v Speaker 2>numbers on Michael Jumon.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, you know, like Bird and hey he's us field

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<v Speaker 4>goal percentage are pretty comparable. Bird is a way better shooter.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you beat Bird?

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<v Speaker 4>Michael don't? Yeah, Michael had.

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<v Speaker 2>Larry better. Yeah, Larry, Larry, are you a better shooter

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<v Speaker 2>than me?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? Whoa long?

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<v Speaker 3>You said you were better than Michael Jordan and Larry

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<v Speaker 3>Bird before you said that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I figured he would say it, but he's Larry.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't say Larry Bird. Don't change the Dylan. I

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<v Speaker 4>just think Michael Jordan is an overrated shooter. He was

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<v Speaker 4>a great scorer. He wasn't a good shooter. And you

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<v Speaker 4>know what, when he missed a shot, he walked to

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<v Speaker 4>the foul one with a ball whether there.

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<v Speaker 2>We go, there we go? I mean Jordan. Did Jordan

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<v Speaker 2>shoot forty seven percent or better?

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<v Speaker 1>Better than that? Forty nine?

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<v Speaker 2>All those breakaways say that all the time, that he

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<v Speaker 2>was double teamed and knocked down? Yeah, your nuts, Larry, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>And then when he missed the shot, they it was

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<v Speaker 4>a foul and then a shot.

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<v Speaker 2>Anymore, Larry, he shot eighty three percent from the free

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<v Speaker 2>throw line.

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<v Speaker 4>Too, so he can make some foul shots. I'll give

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<v Speaker 4>him a fast.

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<v Speaker 2>Eighty three percent. I'll give him his foul. Larry, You're

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<v Speaker 2>not a better shooter than me. You know that. You

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<v Speaker 2>know that.

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<v Speaker 4>Not anymore? Dan, you have a gym in your office.

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<v Speaker 2>What does that have to do with anything?

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<v Speaker 4>Thirty damn thirty years ago, I'll give you that same

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<v Speaker 4>bet too.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. But see, it's all stuff that can't

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<v Speaker 2>be proven. So it's all bullshit.

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<v Speaker 1>You can say whatever you want, Yeah you can.

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<v Speaker 2>You could say whatever you want thirty years ago. I

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<v Speaker 2>could have whatever. It doesn't mean Michael Jordan is shooting

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<v Speaker 2>on something you could do now, Larry, I can throw

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<v Speaker 2>it a hundred yards.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll never lose a game in caps to anyone.

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<v Speaker 3>Who loss like I could beat you and throw the

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<v Speaker 3>stick that he plays at home all the time, and

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like.

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't beat you and kissed the can.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, Ray and I, Ray and I, uh disproved the

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<v Speaker 3>golf ball theory at the golf course the other day.

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<v Speaker 3>We're just trying to throw the golf ball. We also

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<v Speaker 3>got an argument if you could throw a baseball or

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<v Speaker 3>a golf ball further? We all said golf. Well, actually,

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<v Speaker 3>Ray was the only one said baseball. You can for

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<v Speaker 3>sure throw a baseball further. N Yeah, I did too.

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<v Speaker 1>It's wrong.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, you guys are out of your mind here.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, thirty years ago, I could throw it under yards.

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<v Speaker 4>Why do you Why do you think you could throw

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<v Speaker 4>a baseball further? It's heavier. Can you throw a basketball further?

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<v Speaker 2>Or little physics?

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<v Speaker 1>But you can. You can also grip a baseball you

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<v Speaker 1>can't like better?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? With your tiny hands.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, actually, Larry, I was my biggest takeaway from you

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<v Speaker 3>coming was you were a little shorter than I thought

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<v Speaker 3>you'd Yeah, and the beer gut was actually a little

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<v Speaker 3>bigger than I thought it was.

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<v Speaker 2>And your hands were way smaller than I thought you

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<v Speaker 2>and you had a club.

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<v Speaker 4>I doubt that.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, small hands layer. And you know what they say

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<v Speaker 2>about guys with small hands unhappily married. No, no, no, no, small gloves,

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<v Speaker 2>the small.

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<v Speaker 3>Gloves, and they can beat Jordan in a shooting cont absolutely, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>let me, let me recap, let me recap, Dylan, You're

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<v Speaker 3>lost a half a.

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<v Speaker 2>Unit last week.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I won half unit.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you won a half unit. Okay, so your minus

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<v Speaker 2>ten and a half big difference. Shaye went neutral last

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<v Speaker 2>weeking bone contention, Danny, if you got a minute on

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<v Speaker 2>the l base ball, I went too and two, but

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<v Speaker 2>I won plus one fifteen twice lost plus one seventy

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<v Speaker 2>and laying the minus one twenty lost that. So okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So as far as the odds go, I'm plus what

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<v Speaker 2>it like, Okay, I'm betting a unit on the dogs,

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<v Speaker 2>on the dogs, on the dogs, I'm betting a unit

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<v Speaker 2>to win whatever the plus number is.

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<v Speaker 1>Like if the one won one point exactly on.

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<v Speaker 2>The favorites, I'm laying it to win one unit. So

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<v Speaker 2>this this is baseball betting, Danny. It's like explaining the sunrise.

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<v Speaker 2>But explain it to Ray, right, and really dumb yourself

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<v Speaker 2>down to be able to explain it. Fair, fair picture day. Ray. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>listen to what I just fucking said. Compute it. I

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<v Speaker 2>ain't gonna chew my cabbage twice. Figure it out, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>do some math. I'm missing units, Danny, a lot of units, right?

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<v Speaker 2>So is he getting one unit or a half? What

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<v Speaker 2>is he getting? Ray?

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<v Speaker 1>A guy like point three on that?

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<v Speaker 2>I think, what's he get it?

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<v Speaker 1>So he's gonna get point three on that? But I'll

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<v Speaker 1>defend myself a little bit here.

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<v Speaker 3>We used to do the decimal points and then we

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<v Speaker 3>got rid of it last year because we were thinking

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<v Speaker 3>we were just gonna round it out.

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<v Speaker 2>And what's the point of betting a dog? Right? What's

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<v Speaker 2>the point? Why would I ever bet a dog again?

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<v Speaker 1>All Right, I'll make sure it's on there for now.

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<v Speaker 2>Lost two and a half units last week, so you're

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<v Speaker 2>a loser plus eleven and a half units, Larry, you're

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<v Speaker 2>good with that?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? I don't. I just say you lost a minus

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<v Speaker 4>one seventy.

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<v Speaker 2>No, plus one seventy. I lost a plus one seventy

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<v Speaker 2>money line, then a minus one twenty I got.

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<v Speaker 4>I think you should get a little plus one.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm down to then I won plus one fifteen twice,

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<v Speaker 2>so I'm up. I'm up ten cents. Uh. Dylan still

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<v Speaker 2>has the big bet on the board with the Nuggets

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<v Speaker 2>to win the NBA Finals plus nine hundred.

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<v Speaker 1>Great, and don't forget about the Pirate's.

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<v Speaker 2>Still in the World Series plus thirty thousand. Okay, uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Bets for this week, Shay, I'm gonna start with you.

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<v Speaker 2>It seems like you had a bad week last week.

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<v Speaker 2>You weren't allowed to drink, you got in trouble with

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<v Speaker 2>your roommate and still in trouble. Yeah, and not drinking.

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<v Speaker 2>Still not drinking. Sober Nanny. It's great. I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>You get to spend more time as soon as you

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<v Speaker 2>start drinking than I'll come over to your house to

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<v Speaker 2>do your I know, I'm looking forward to it. And

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<v Speaker 2>she's gonna cook something. You ever had a cocoa Vaughn No,

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<v Speaker 2>the chicken no, oh, Danny. Okay, but the last time

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<v Speaker 2>you were so pissed off at your wife that you said,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want you to come over because the food's

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<v Speaker 2>going to be crappy. Exactly. That's what she does. Was

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<v Speaker 2>she going to make a bad meal on purpose? Absolutely?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I was coming over? Yeah, no, no, no, because

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in trouble, Like she knows. Why do I get

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<v Speaker 2>penalized for you fucking up? Because you'd be in the house, Danny.

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<v Speaker 2>She knows when I'm in trouble. She knows the way

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<v Speaker 2>to my heart is through my stomach. And if she

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<v Speaker 2>makes bad food, it's because she's mad at me. She

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<v Speaker 2>can cook, she can really cook.

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<v Speaker 1>And then Dan would just be guilty by association.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, absolutely, right, like we had what do we have

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<v Speaker 2>last night? So when she sees me, she sees you eat,

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<v Speaker 2>she wants to punish that. She would like burn ribs

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<v Speaker 2>to hurt me. She would she would lash out in pain.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, that's what she does. All right, But if

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<v Speaker 2>I come over, I'm going to come over when you're

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<v Speaker 2>out of the doghouse. Yeah, I'll be out of the

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<v Speaker 2>doghouse next week. No, this whole month is going to.

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<v Speaker 1>Be Something tells me you're going to get an extra week,

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<v Speaker 1>and this.

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<v Speaker 2>Whole this whole month is kind of lost. But July, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's my birthday month. We'll be all right, Yes again, birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>What's been your longest punishment when anytime she's pregnant three

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<v Speaker 2>times every time. Yeah, nine months, nine months of pains. Really,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, she's mean as hell. She's pregnant, men as shit.

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<v Speaker 2>She eats everything, cooks nothing. It's bad.

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<v Speaker 1>No drinking.

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<v Speaker 2>She yells at me, cusses me out. Yeah, I gotta

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<v Speaker 2>go get her water all the time. It's bad, really bad.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're lucky. I like kids. Otherwise i'd have zero

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<v Speaker 2>because she is the worst pregnant woman in the world.

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<v Speaker 2>She is violent. She wakes up every morning and chooses

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<v Speaker 2>violence when she's pregnant every morning. How about we we

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<v Speaker 2>turn our attention to It's hard, Danny. I know bets

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<v Speaker 2>for this week, Shay. I'm gonna start with you. What

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<v Speaker 2>do you have for me? I got Miami plus three

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<v Speaker 2>and a half against Denver. I think they're gonna, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>give a last gasp before they lose that series. And

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<v Speaker 2>then I got used in Baseball lay in the one twenty,

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm betting. Don't explain it. I'm vetting a dollar

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<v Speaker 2>twenty to win a dollar and That's what I'm doing,

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<v Speaker 2>right Verlin her plus one fifty five Againstrider. I got

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<v Speaker 2>the White Sox once again. Plus one ten. That's a

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<v Speaker 2>second game. There's a double header today, bang bang biscuit

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<v Speaker 2>small permitting, will yet air quality? Right the second game?

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<v Speaker 2>The second game should be fine? Yeah, I think I

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<v Speaker 2>think both. It seems like it's okay, it's better today. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>yesterday smell like smoke everywhere? One. No, it was bad, bad, bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Larry your bets for this week?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay? Are we counting what we did last night or now?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes you are, Okay, that's fine. I have just three

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<v Speaker 4>baseball games, and then I did late at a Belmont bet.

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<v Speaker 4>But the three baseball bets.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, what did you win from last night?

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<v Speaker 4>No? I went to and two?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, all right, So you had Joker over fifty

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<v Speaker 2>and a half points, rebounds and assists.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it was fifty two and a half more I bet.

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<v Speaker 4>I bet it at fifty two.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but you lost it. No, No, he won that one.

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<v Speaker 2>Jimmy Butler over thirty nine and a half rebounds, assists

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<v Speaker 2>in points. Okay, the Nuggets money line won and gave

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<v Speaker 2>Vincent over eighteen and a half points, rebounds and assists.

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<v Speaker 2>You lost that, right, lost that? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>He went to double o seven. I think gave Vincent.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, what do you have down today?

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<v Speaker 4>I have? I got when three pitchers who I recognize,

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<v Speaker 4>the Dodgers for the Mets, VI Orlander and Game one

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<v Speaker 4>of the Yankees with Severino. I'm just one unit each, right,

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<v Speaker 4>and then I want a little one unit exactly box

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<v Speaker 4>and the Belmont six seven eight.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to follow that. Okay, one on those absolutely

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<v Speaker 2>that exact. Bet Okat, come on, Layer, let's go okay

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<v Speaker 2>here who.

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<v Speaker 1>Said for ships and giggles?

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<v Speaker 3>I want to do that, but not box a trifected

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<v Speaker 3>eight seven six in order?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow? And if that wins, I'm retiring.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, promise.

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<v Speaker 1>Now what else do you have? Dyling so bad?

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<v Speaker 2>Layer, You're done right, yep?

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<v Speaker 4>Just okay seven eight exactly box.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>So last night I had Nuggets min is three under

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<v Speaker 3>two fourteen and Aaron Gordon first basket which did not

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<v Speaker 3>hit for Game four, I'm going two units Nuggets minus

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<v Speaker 3>three and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they just.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you gonna go Aaron Gordon first basket again?

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<v Speaker 3>This is so Dan, I have a new strategy where

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<v Speaker 3>I'm betting Aaron Gordon first basket until it fucking happens.

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<v Speaker 1>Last night, he literally under the basket gets fouled.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, it's plus one thousand yep. Okay, So throwing anything

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<v Speaker 2>else with the game tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>Night, taking the under two ten and a half. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>also just betting the under every.

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<v Speaker 2>Game, okay, anything else?

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<v Speaker 3>MLB unit on Mets Braves under eight and a half

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<v Speaker 3>today and then tomorrow Mariner's money line against o'tanny and

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<v Speaker 3>the Angels fall. And then tonight Golden Knights Panthers under

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<v Speaker 3>six goals.

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<v Speaker 1>They have to not score like one hundred.

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<v Speaker 3>Goals one of these games, so why not tonight they're

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<v Speaker 3>averaging eight goals a game.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so far okay? Us anything else?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And the RBC Canadian Open.

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<v Speaker 3>Dan Taylor, well known Canadian top ten finish plus thirty

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<v Speaker 3>five hundred.

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<v Speaker 2>Well known Brian Boitana.

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<v Speaker 1>It is Brianana, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>Mackenzie Hughes is he another?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Cory Corner, and then there's a bunch of other

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<v Speaker 3>I was like looking down the leader board and there's

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<v Speaker 3>just like a pack of Canucks at the bottom.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never even heard of.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't trust Adam Hadwin.

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<v Speaker 3>I think Adwin's Canadian beard, some French Canadian guy's name.

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<v Speaker 3>I forget and can't pronounce Jim Carrey, Yes, Jim Carrey,

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<v Speaker 3>Neil Young.

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<v Speaker 2>Neil Young, Steve Nash, Steve, Justin Bieber, Justin Biebs. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>who is the best Canadian though?

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<v Speaker 1>Ever? Ever? Ever?

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<v Speaker 2>Wayne?

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<v Speaker 1>Actually?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, wayn Wayne.

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<v Speaker 1>I think everyone in Canada would probably say that too.

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<v Speaker 1>Justin Bieber would probably say that.

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<v Speaker 2>Rji Bier.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, j Brett. He's look sort of the Wayne Gretzky

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<v Speaker 1>of the NBA. He's looking better and better now as

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<v Speaker 1>of recently. Oh, Jamal Murray's Canadian.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Uh, don't trust him. So that's it. I think

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<v Speaker 2>that we've we've accomplished what we set out to do

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<v Speaker 2>here today. And uh, Shay is looking at the white clause,

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<v Speaker 2>but he's not allowed to have any white claws. Dylan

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<v Speaker 2>has one. I'm sure bad Larry has a Budweiser in

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<v Speaker 2>his future.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, later on tonight. I have a coke already from raised,

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<v Speaker 4>but I'm heading back to meet a couple of boys

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<v Speaker 4>over there. Mister, what are you doing? A few boys

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<v Speaker 4>over there?

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<v Speaker 2>Whoa we do?

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<v Speaker 4>We're gonna go have lunch. What are you doing? Am

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<v Speaker 4>I doing? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>It's the same thing you do every day? Yeah, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>Shay and Irving has podcast wherever you get your podcast,

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<v Speaker 2>And once again you have not brought up your wife

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<v Speaker 2>as a degenerate. No, the year cannot yet. But if

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<v Speaker 2>she keeps going the way she's going, Danny, I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>she might be, but but she listens to this or

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<v Speaker 2>friends of yours listened to friends she's informed friends of hers,

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<v Speaker 2>so friends of mine, I should say, listen to this,

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<v Speaker 2>and then they talked to their wives about this, and

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<v Speaker 2>then their wives talk to my wife about this, and the

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<v Speaker 2>roommate just knows everything, which is blasphemy and awful. You

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<v Speaker 2>don't have any energy today. You were down in the

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<v Speaker 2>dumps man, you were Charlie Brown today, a little sickly

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<v Speaker 2>DJ depression. They just keep playing the same song over

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<v Speaker 2>and over. What would your song be? You remember the

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<v Speaker 2>mash suicide is painless? Yeah, yeah, that's me right now. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>well it's depressing, nanny.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you even do on the weekend? Me hang

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<v Speaker 1>out with my kids, crochet or something.

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<v Speaker 2>We got soccer, we got softball, we got uh dance,

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<v Speaker 2>we got all kinds of crap. They do ballet some shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Yesterday my kids started telling me that she's going to

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<v Speaker 2>do acro dance. I said, what the fuck is an

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<v Speaker 2>acro I don't think you said what the fuck is?

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<v Speaker 2>I think on it? Okay uh, And then she said

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<v Speaker 2>it's acrobats plus dancing. So now she's doing two different

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<v Speaker 2>kinds of dance. So that means two different titles, two

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<v Speaker 2>different times that I got to show up at some

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<v Speaker 2>stupid auditorium at Fairfield and figure out where my family

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<v Speaker 2>is and what they're doing. And then if you're not

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<v Speaker 2>paying attention after the dance, the kid says, you weren't

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<v Speaker 2>even looking at me. What were you doing? Well, I

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<v Speaker 2>was checking the goddamn score, That's what I was doing,

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<v Speaker 2>because it's fucking Saturday in the fall, Like, what do

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<v Speaker 2>you want from me? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's not really fair.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you have to get them familiar with what your

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<v Speaker 2>lifestyle is all about. They know, they know, damn well,

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<v Speaker 2>the roommate loves to block information, but they know, damn well. Wait,

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<v Speaker 2>how young is your youngest? Two? No? Yeah, two, she'll

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<v Speaker 2>be three in December. She sent me a video of

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<v Speaker 2>her at the kitchen table. I was like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>she's nuts. She's my most violent child. If we had

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<v Speaker 2>her first, i'd have one kid. She is the most

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<v Speaker 2>violent child I've ever been around in my life. She's nuts.

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<v Speaker 2>That's same with my youngest. Yeah, they're violent. She she

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<v Speaker 2>was difficult. She hits the other kids, hits them like

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<v Speaker 2>in the face. My youngest used to bite my other

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<v Speaker 2>kids in the stomach. Yeah, bite them right in the stomach.

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<v Speaker 2>That's aggressive, Yes, it is. It's like a diabetes. Sugar beaties.

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<v Speaker 2>You got beat us, you got beat us. Uh, well,

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<v Speaker 2>thanks for joining us. And Dan Patrick takes a gamble? Boy,

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<v Speaker 2>did I take a gamble? Larry? It was great seeing

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<v Speaker 2>you and we hope to see you again here in

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<v Speaker 2>the neighborhood soon.

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<v Speaker 4>I will be I will be back up when she

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<v Speaker 4>starts drinking again.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm certainly not coming up. I'm certainly not coming up

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<v Speaker 4>with him not drinking.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was lame, but the fuck Larry.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we weren't good enough entertainment.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think you guys were guys were fun.

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<v Speaker 4>But I want I want it all, Greg Pillon, I

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<v Speaker 4>appreciate I appreciate you showing me around Olford.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Larry.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, I'm doing on the record that I did beat

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<v Speaker 3>Larry and pool lost everything else, but I want that

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<v Speaker 3>on the record and Larry game of pool.

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<v Speaker 4>It was kind of like, you know, have you ever

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<v Speaker 4>played a brill and the the q boll is neutral

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<v Speaker 4>until your last shot. That's the way I play.

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<v Speaker 2>All of a sudden, he'd you know, and we'll talk.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll talk to you next week on Dan Patrick Takes

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<v Speaker 2>a Gamble m hm