WEBVTT - The World's Worst Game of Would You Rather

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, gorgeous, it's Lala Kent. Welcome to Untraditionally, Laala, Hello, gorgeous,

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the bonus episode of Untraditionally La La. We

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<v Speaker 1>are doing for the bonus a rapid fire.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you rather?

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<v Speaker 3>You?

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<v Speaker 2>Guys wrote in your would you rather?

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<v Speaker 4>Mother?

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<v Speaker 5>Do you know what that is?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>And you're gonna just say whatever comes to mind? Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>and these are all from you, guys. I haven't seen

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<v Speaker 3>them beforehand, so let's let's start. Okay, rapid Fire. Would

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<v Speaker 3>you rather live in the desert or La forever?

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<v Speaker 2>Mom?

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<v Speaker 6>Desert?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'm a part of it? Sure, La, La?

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<v Speaker 5>For sure?

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<v Speaker 7>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>La?

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<v Speaker 2>What about Montana or La? If you could just pick,

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<v Speaker 2>if you just could pick one, you couldn't return to

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<v Speaker 2>one or the other. I could not return. You couldn't

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<v Speaker 2>return to Montana or La.

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<v Speaker 7>I think, La.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, So the guy was right about you. I just

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<v Speaker 2>I want good food.

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<v Speaker 7>I struggle with the food out there.

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<v Speaker 4>In the population.

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<v Speaker 6>Yea restaurant, she took his tour superb.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I know, but you.

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<v Speaker 4>Hit him all in three days.

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<v Speaker 6>You hit all the restaurant question.

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<v Speaker 7>But yeah, I think I would say, La, La is

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<v Speaker 7>my home? You almost jumped.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, took too much of a buff.

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<v Speaker 5>There's no such thing.

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<v Speaker 3>My mom wants to judge me, but she's so fucking

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<v Speaker 3>unhealthy right now that she can't.

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<v Speaker 6>That's what I should be judging you.

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<v Speaker 2>You've never done a drug in your drinking issue.

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<v Speaker 6>Maybe I'll start, Maybe I'll start.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll start with the blue pills. Let's just see how

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<v Speaker 2>you fare. Oh, this is so good. Would you rather

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<v Speaker 2>hook up with Sandoval or Jax?

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<v Speaker 6>Go sand of a Easton?

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<v Speaker 5>Probably Jacks? Maybe I don't know. Can I just go celibate?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'll let this one Sanko. I think i'd go

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<v Speaker 2>Sandoval too. And there's a reason. Would you rather co

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<v Speaker 2>parent with Jax or your ex?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Shit, I would rather. Oh that's so hard because they're

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<v Speaker 3>so different. I'm I mean this in the nicest way.

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<v Speaker 3>Jacks is a narcissist. I know you're all sick of

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<v Speaker 3>hearing me say that, but he is.

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<v Speaker 6>And he's kind of a flake, So I think i'd

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<v Speaker 6>go He's.

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<v Speaker 3>High level, blaky, unintelligent when it comes to this, whereas

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<v Speaker 3>our ex is calculated and he knows how to move.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I'm going with Jacks. Jack, And you got

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<v Speaker 3>that ren camera footage. Yeah, waltz right into court.

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<v Speaker 5>With that ship.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's see how that fares.

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<v Speaker 8>All right, buddy, all he did is have a name

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<v Speaker 8>up there.

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<v Speaker 2>Jesus Christ, Hey you you entered the chat when you

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<v Speaker 2>did what you did? Would you rather be a friend,

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<v Speaker 2>a friend of or a full time housewife? Mom?

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<v Speaker 6>Friend of?

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<v Speaker 4>Full time?

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<v Speaker 6>I don't even know what.

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<v Speaker 7>I don't confuse. What was it like?

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<v Speaker 4>Would you rather be like.

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<v Speaker 3>A friend a friend of? Is just like you pop in?

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<v Speaker 3>You don't have much of a storyline. It's kind of

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<v Speaker 3>like they're testing going on to film with law just

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<v Speaker 3>like I'm okay?

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<v Speaker 7>Or a storyline or a Storylineyeah, I want a storyline.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go Yeah full time?

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<v Speaker 6>Are you.

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<v Speaker 2>Full time? Amber? And I thrive under pressure?

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<v Speaker 4>So does Lisa.

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<v Speaker 5>No, she.

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<v Speaker 6>Would be much better for me.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you rather stay single or get married?

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<v Speaker 5>Get married? Once?

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<v Speaker 7>Get married?

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<v Speaker 2>Mom?

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<v Speaker 6>Stay single?

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<v Speaker 2>Wonderful marriage.

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<v Speaker 6>That's why, that's why I don't want to get remarried.

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<v Speaker 4>You can have dad back, of course married.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I'm gonna go, oh, this is so hard

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<v Speaker 3>because my trauma is kicking in.

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<v Speaker 4>You can't trauma. It's a beautiful relationship.

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<v Speaker 6>Clarify. I had a beautiful marriage. That's why I don't

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<v Speaker 6>want to get remarried. Got it understood, Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>But I think my situation traumatized you just as badly.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>When I talk about having a baby with a man,

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<v Speaker 3>she's like, you will never have a baby with a man.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, all right, I'm feeling like I'm suffocating.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm an adult. I'm an adult, But mama does know best.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you rather drink a bottle of hot sauce or

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<v Speaker 2>a bottle of ranch ran?

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<v Speaker 4>I want the combo.

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<v Speaker 2>Double me up too.

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<v Speaker 3>Would you rather go without shampoo for the rest of

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<v Speaker 3>your life or toothpasteh.

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<v Speaker 6>Fuck, I'd rather shampoo.

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<v Speaker 2>Shampoo for me, damn it, one hundred percent. Do you

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<v Speaker 2>know how healthy my hair would be? Lisa goes without

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<v Speaker 2>shampoo for a long time, and by the way, your

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<v Speaker 2>hair looks great.

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<v Speaker 4>How did they Yeah, I think toothpaste. I didn't even

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<v Speaker 4>know how to clean my teeth. What were they doing toothpaste?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 4>I said, I would not go without toothpaste.

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<v Speaker 2>No, your teeth would rot out.

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<v Speaker 4>Rather shave my head.

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<v Speaker 2>But I have a question. In the eighteen hundreds, do

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<v Speaker 2>they have toothbrushes.

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<v Speaker 8>When they were chewing on like bark or like there's

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<v Speaker 8>these like it's almost like a stick you used to

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<v Speaker 8>clean I cannot. I think they used to use wet areas,

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<v Speaker 8>so like you grab the thing so it was kind

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<v Speaker 8>of wet and then you would like peel it so

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<v Speaker 8>you would see the green, like the fresh and then

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<v Speaker 8>that's what you would chew on because it would like, oh, like.

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<v Speaker 2>A green for dogs. Yeah, greenies save us at our

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<v Speaker 2>house because Pablo's.

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<v Speaker 4>Breadth bread No he has, he eats his own ship.

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<v Speaker 5>There's no stock.

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<v Speaker 7>He does stock.

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<v Speaker 6>No, they don't stop.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, then he's just inhaling parts.

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<v Speaker 3>Bernice do it, which is why we had to put

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<v Speaker 3>meat tenderiser in their food.

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<v Speaker 4>Dogs.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah when Bernice no, no, no, no, as fine.

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<v Speaker 2>He's not a sick fun I'm pretty sure he's a game.

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<v Speaker 5>So he's very particular, very Yeah, he just don't know

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<v Speaker 5>what's going on.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you rather suck a hairy toe or take a

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<v Speaker 2>shot out of a hairy belly button? Oh that is wrong.

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<v Speaker 4>Since I'm sober, I'll take the toe.

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<v Speaker 7>How do you take a shot out of a belly button?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you something anything, I'm you guys know, I'm relapsing.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not doing good person because of dirty like if they.

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<v Speaker 9>Like the belly button is awful, but there's toe jam,

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<v Speaker 9>but there's like dirt and it smells.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, I found out people don't belly but I cleaned

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<v Speaker 3>my belly button.

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<v Speaker 4>Me too, with a little cute tip.

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<v Speaker 2>Right. My belly button's a little sore after, but.

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<v Speaker 7>So quickly.

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<v Speaker 6>Disgusting.

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<v Speaker 3>But all right. Eat the same food for the rest

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<v Speaker 3>of your life, or listen to one song for the

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<v Speaker 3>rest of your life. Same food, same food, or same song,

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<v Speaker 3>same food, same.

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<v Speaker 2>Song, same song.

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<v Speaker 6>I love food, same food.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, same food for.

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<v Speaker 6>It was delicious.

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<v Speaker 4>You're gonna so I'm guessing it might be.

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<v Speaker 2>So what do you want?

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<v Speaker 3>Super burnt toast with peanut butter nove burgers lightly.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, it will be a week and.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm going for the same song. I'll listen to

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<v Speaker 2>Janice s t F You for the rest of my life.

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<v Speaker 4>No break.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Oh my god, she's like I love you.

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<v Speaker 2>I listened to its.

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<v Speaker 6>To it so long.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you remember when we went to San Francisco Bottle

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<v Speaker 2>we're communicating still that album had just dropped, and it like,

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<v Speaker 2>for some reason, calmed my nervous system. So much so

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<v Speaker 2>now every time I hear it. I don't know why.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just like, yeah, it takes me to a place

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<v Speaker 2>of like, okay, I can get zen yes.

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<v Speaker 6>And it up and it makes me want to jumping.

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<v Speaker 2>Baby, they see it.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, hell, that is.

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<v Speaker 4>Cute, But me and mom may be rolling out of

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<v Speaker 4>the front seats.

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<v Speaker 6>No, it's hell.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you rather travel to the past or future?

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<v Speaker 6>Time travel to the past? For me?

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<v Speaker 3>I would rather time travel to the past like good moments,

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<v Speaker 3>like really fun moments.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, I'm wanted the future.

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<v Speaker 3>Baby, Maybe you are a little more wounded than I am.

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<v Speaker 3>Would you rather fight a horse sized duck or a

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<v Speaker 3>duck sized horse?

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<v Speaker 4>Duck sized horse?

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<v Speaker 5>At least I can pick it up and throw it.

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<v Speaker 6>To keep it.

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<v Speaker 4>The horse would put your eyes out?

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<v Speaker 7>Can you imagine?

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<v Speaker 4>I think they both sound fun.

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<v Speaker 3>I wouldn't want to fight him, but I would want

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<v Speaker 3>to keep the little mini horse.

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<v Speaker 2>Let it run around.

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<v Speaker 7>Come sleep with me in my bed, Me too, me too,

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<v Speaker 7>be my anxiety blanket.

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<v Speaker 3>Kyle Cook or Lebron James sleep with them?

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<v Speaker 2>What does that mean, Kyle Cook or Lebron James.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm always be friends Lebron for me, Lebron one hundred

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<v Speaker 3>I have been watching, said Kyle Cook.

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<v Speaker 2>Be swinging, Kyle Cook, be swinging Kyle Cook.

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<v Speaker 6>I think you said that.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I've never slept with him. I heard honestly, she

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<v Speaker 2>made it.

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<v Speaker 6>She made it to the.

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<v Speaker 7>He has a big cucumbers.

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<v Speaker 2>What I just heard? He knows how I made it.

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<v Speaker 3>On the season one reunion of In the City, the

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<v Speaker 3>malea Kent from the Valley on Good at the already

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<v Speaker 3>says that you are quite the level.

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<v Speaker 2>What is that song.

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<v Speaker 3>Information shaggy you know shaggy oh button?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, or it wasn't me. Those are the only two shows. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>spend one hour with your axe or nolip filler forever.

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<v Speaker 2>Nolip filler. I'm going and you're gonna see my naturally.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I think, well, I don't get fillers, so I guess

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<v Speaker 4>i'd go.

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<v Speaker 6>No, I think i'd go with the spending an hour, yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>because I where like, what do you.

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<v Speaker 4>Mean an hour for like full? Actually, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>What, I really like my big lips. I'm going out.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a fucking hour.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm unaffected by that.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, person a heart.

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<v Speaker 4>Attack and then look after like you can count down

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<v Speaker 4>the minute.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you're like to get corgeous lips.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't get filler.

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<v Speaker 6>No, she doesn't know.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>It was like damn bit she's always had full lips. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>yeah you have. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I always have to whisper or always sink, always sink.

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<v Speaker 4>Everybody would hate that, but I like it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's all I do. When I'm with my kids, I

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<v Speaker 2>sing everything to them. They love it.

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<v Speaker 3>Have all your eyelashes removed or eyebrows removed? Eyelashes, eyelashes

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<v Speaker 3>I can put on falls these are so good. Bad

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<v Speaker 3>breath forever, or it's not always coming out of your nose.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want either of those.

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<v Speaker 8>Probably bad breath, and then I would just act deaf

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<v Speaker 8>because then I can go so.

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<v Speaker 6>I walk, or Papa mint, hold your breath while you can.

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<v Speaker 4>Like Pablo taking a mint. You think that's doing anything?

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<v Speaker 5>Now?

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<v Speaker 2>Have Andy Cohen read your notes app out loud or

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<v Speaker 2>your Google search?

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<v Speaker 7>My Google search, for sure, you do not want to

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<v Speaker 7>be You get.

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<v Speaker 2>My notes, you're gonna see a lot of unhinged messages

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<v Speaker 2>that I never sent. But then my Google search you're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna see like how what is it? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Wow?

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<v Speaker 3>On the heels of the Sally episode that I did

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<v Speaker 3>for sex unlocked? How do you give a blow job

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<v Speaker 3>to an uncircumcised wiener?

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<v Speaker 4>Moving on?

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<v Speaker 3>Stuck in Utah for two weeks? We're stuck in LA

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<v Speaker 3>traffic for twenty four hours LA traffic, Utah, I would

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<v Speaker 3>rather be I think.

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<v Speaker 4>I wait stuck in Utah for a week.

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<v Speaker 5>Two weeks, nine days last week and sent me over

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<v Speaker 5>the edge.

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<v Speaker 2>It really your friends, I know.

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<v Speaker 5>I did that.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I'm gonna sit in al Yeah, I think

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sea. Yeah, it really fucked with my head. Chicken

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<v Speaker 2>tenders or mozzarella sticks.

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<v Speaker 5>Chicken tender, but I think the chicken tender gets me

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<v Speaker 5>a little more value for my bite.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, totally. Do I get sauce with it?

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<v Speaker 6>Always?

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<v Speaker 2>What kind marin aara ranch?

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<v Speaker 7>I'm really into? Like, oh you're spicy?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh for the chicken tender? Yeah, maybe like a little

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<v Speaker 2>buffalo with the ranch. That sounds Bob. You're like a child.

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<v Speaker 2>Be able to take another photo or never be able

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<v Speaker 2>to look back at old pictures.

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<v Speaker 4>Never take another photo.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm fine.

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<v Speaker 7>I love the photos of my kids.

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<v Speaker 2>Let us know.

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<v Speaker 3>You will get explosive diarrhea or go to drinks with Danny.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'm going for I'm going for the diarrhea same.

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<v Speaker 6>Honestly, I'll go for drinks with Danny.

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<v Speaker 4>Why you have constant diarrhea? It's just a day in

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<v Speaker 4>the life for you. Drinks with Danny.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you watch the Valley assholes?

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<v Speaker 4>No, there we go.

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<v Speaker 7>That's and I didn't either. So maybe Lisa and I

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<v Speaker 7>will both.

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<v Speaker 6>Go down, we'll go together and they will ignore him.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh yeah, that's good.

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<v Speaker 4>That's not a question.

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<v Speaker 2>Walk in on your parents doing it or your parents

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<v Speaker 2>walk in on you doing it.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I would much rather walk in on my I

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<v Speaker 3>don't mean I don't want.

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<v Speaker 6>No, I don't want to either.

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<v Speaker 2>I want how fun the game would be if Lisa

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<v Speaker 2>was running.

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<v Speaker 4>Just pick the toe and then you don't even have

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<v Speaker 4>to suck it.

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<v Speaker 5>It's like, oh, okay, well, fun game we're playing.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh know how you're going to die or know when

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<v Speaker 2>you're going to die?

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<v Speaker 4>How? No, I don't want.

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<v Speaker 2>To know because I can't answer this. I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to know. I have I'm really funny about death. We're

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<v Speaker 2>not calling it on uh sneeze glitter or hiccup bubbles

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<v Speaker 2>glitter God sneeze Twitter.

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<v Speaker 7>That'd be so cute, so cute.

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<v Speaker 5>The message it's pink.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm like, what do you want?

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<v Speaker 5>Probably, I don't know. Glitter bubbles would give me hiccups.

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<v Speaker 4>Over one more minute.

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<v Speaker 3>Live without your phone for a month, or live without

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<v Speaker 3>TV for a year, Live without my.

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<v Speaker 5>Phone for a moment.

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<v Speaker 3>I can.

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<v Speaker 5>Get me through.

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<v Speaker 2>I am so addicted to my TV.

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<v Speaker 5>Michelle.

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<v Speaker 2>Michelle's like, I've never seen that. We don't watch TV.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, what do you do? We're active because we

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<v Speaker 2>jump rope for two hours.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm like, what buy a fucking TV?

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<v Speaker 9>On?

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<v Speaker 3>My whole thing with Amber, which I just turned her onto,

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<v Speaker 3>I think is watching Friends before bed?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh my god, it's the greatest thing. It's like therapy.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you know, mom is great?

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<v Speaker 4>Is also really good.

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<v Speaker 5>Another one I've been watching at night Modern Family.

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<v Speaker 7>That's a good one.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a good one. You've been on the Charlie Sheen.

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<v Speaker 4>I also went back and now I'm watching two and

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<v Speaker 4>a half Men.

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<v Speaker 5>But like season one with Charlie Sheen, I think.

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<v Speaker 7>Gil would also be a good one too.

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<v Speaker 8>I never see any one, oh my show that I

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<v Speaker 8>really enjoyed it.

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<v Speaker 4>I think a new season just came out. Abbot Kenny Abbot, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Think the season four, Season five just care.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, it is so good, and I have to

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<v Speaker 4>wait for all of them to be out. I can't

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<v Speaker 4>just watch like watch one and.

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<v Speaker 5>Wait for a week. I just want to binge it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, totally.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so this one is very hard. Would you rather

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<v Speaker 3>eat with a loved one from heaven or become a billionaire?

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<v Speaker 5>Fuck?

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<v Speaker 6>Eat?

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<v Speaker 4>Dad will see you when I die with these billions.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to become a billionaire.

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<v Speaker 6>I love you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll catch you on the if.

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<v Speaker 4>I went up to have dinner with my dad and

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<v Speaker 4>he goes, you turn the billion.

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<v Speaker 6>Down, dad, my dad, I'll go for the billions.

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<v Speaker 5>For the billion.

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<v Speaker 2>I love you, Dad, I love.

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<v Speaker 4>You so much.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to catch you there.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'll catch it on the flip side.

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<v Speaker 5>But let me let me enjoy. Don't do that.

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<v Speaker 7>I will go like kick it with a few people

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<v Speaker 7>that have some questions about in my past.

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<v Speaker 4>Are they going to make you a billion dollars when

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<v Speaker 4>you come home?

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<v Speaker 3>And I want to come back because you guys are

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<v Speaker 3>going to be billionaires and you're going to share the funds.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, you're so.

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<v Speaker 2>She has a good heart and we are all pieces

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<v Speaker 2>of ship.

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<v Speaker 4>She has like no one passed, and we have our dad,

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<v Speaker 4>and we're like, take the belly.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to go have lunch with dad and then

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<v Speaker 3>I'll come back and report.

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<v Speaker 7>Back to you.

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<v Speaker 2>My dad would say, you're a dumb ass.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank god my family.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, right, you're telling me that you could have

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<v Speaker 2>had an extra billion.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and he'd have his wine. I already said on.

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<v Speaker 3>Your side, many other side waiting for me, being like

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<v Speaker 3>I can't wait to hear about you living like a billionaire?

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<v Speaker 4>What did you do with your billions? Now we can chat.

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<v Speaker 2>The last one is would you rather film a reality

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<v Speaker 2>show following your parenting twenty four to seven or your

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<v Speaker 2>dating life twenty four to seven?

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<v Speaker 4>Parenting?

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<v Speaker 2>Parenting?

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<v Speaker 6>Parenting?

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<v Speaker 4>For me, it would be my dating.

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<v Speaker 2>They would that show would be canceled. Me dating, it

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't even last a year.

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<v Speaker 7>See, I think I had a really successful show, so dating.

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<v Speaker 6>Last a month?

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<v Speaker 5>Look you not even two weeks?

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<v Speaker 2>You're so rue. All right, We're glad to see you're back, Lise.

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<v Speaker 2>I love you guys, Thank you for listening to another

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<v Speaker 2>episode bonus episode of Untraditionally Lala. I will catch you

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<v Speaker 2>guys on Wednesday for a regular episode and again next week.

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<v Speaker 5>Lay you back