Speaker 1: Hello, gorgeous, it's Lala Kent. Welcome to Untraditionally, Laala, Hello, gorgeous,
Speaker 1: Welcome to the bonus episode of Untraditionally La La. We
Speaker 1: are doing for the bonus a rapid fire.
Speaker 2: Would you rather?
Speaker 3: You?
Speaker 2: Guys wrote in your would you rather?
Speaker 4: Mother?
Speaker 5: Do you know what that is?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 3: And you're gonna just say whatever comes to mind? Okay,
Speaker 3: and these are all from you, guys. I haven't seen
Speaker 3: them beforehand, so let's let's start. Okay, rapid Fire. Would
Speaker 3: you rather live in the desert or La forever?
Speaker 2: Mom?
Speaker 6: Desert?
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm a part of it? Sure, La, La?
Speaker 5: For sure?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 3: La?
Speaker 2: What about Montana or La? If you could just pick,
Speaker 2: if you just could pick one, you couldn't return to
Speaker 2: one or the other. I could not return. You couldn't
Speaker 2: return to Montana or La.
Speaker 7: I think, La.
Speaker 2: Wow, So the guy was right about you. I just
Speaker 2: I want good food.
Speaker 7: I struggle with the food out there.
Speaker 4: In the population.
Speaker 6: Yea restaurant, she took his tour superb.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I know, but you.
Speaker 4: Hit him all in three days.
Speaker 6: You hit all the restaurant question.
Speaker 7: But yeah, I think I would say, La, La is
Speaker 7: my home? You almost jumped.
Speaker 2: Okay, took too much of a buff.
Speaker 5: There's no such thing.
Speaker 3: My mom wants to judge me, but she's so fucking
Speaker 3: unhealthy right now that she can't.
Speaker 6: That's what I should be judging you.
Speaker 2: You've never done a drug in your drinking issue.
Speaker 6: Maybe I'll start, Maybe I'll start.
Speaker 2: We'll start with the blue pills. Let's just see how
Speaker 2: you fare. Oh, this is so good. Would you rather
Speaker 2: hook up with Sandoval or Jax?
Speaker 6: Go sand of a Easton?
Speaker 5: Probably Jacks? Maybe I don't know. Can I just go celibate?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll let this one Sanko. I think i'd go
Speaker 2: Sandoval too. And there's a reason. Would you rather co
Speaker 2: parent with Jax or your ex?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: Shit, I would rather. Oh that's so hard because they're
Speaker 3: so different. I'm I mean this in the nicest way.
Speaker 3: Jacks is a narcissist. I know you're all sick of
Speaker 3: hearing me say that, but he is.
Speaker 6: And he's kind of a flake, So I think i'd
Speaker 6: go He's.
Speaker 3: High level, blaky, unintelligent when it comes to this, whereas
Speaker 3: our ex is calculated and he knows how to move.
Speaker 3: I think I'm going with Jacks. Jack, And you got
Speaker 3: that ren camera footage. Yeah, waltz right into court.
Speaker 5: With that ship.
Speaker 2: Let's see how that fares.
Speaker 8: All right, buddy, all he did is have a name
Speaker 8: up there.
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, Hey you you entered the chat when you
Speaker 2: did what you did? Would you rather be a friend,
Speaker 2: a friend of or a full time housewife? Mom?
Speaker 6: Friend of?
Speaker 4: Full time?
Speaker 6: I don't even know what.
Speaker 7: I don't confuse. What was it like?
Speaker 4: Would you rather be like.
Speaker 3: A friend a friend of? Is just like you pop in?
Speaker 3: You don't have much of a storyline. It's kind of
Speaker 3: like they're testing going on to film with law just
Speaker 3: like I'm okay?
Speaker 7: Or a storyline or a Storylineyeah, I want a storyline.
Speaker 2: Let's go Yeah full time?
Speaker 6: Are you.
Speaker 2: Full time? Amber? And I thrive under pressure?
Speaker 4: So does Lisa.
Speaker 5: No, she.
Speaker 6: Would be much better for me.
Speaker 2: Would you rather stay single or get married?
Speaker 5: Get married? Once?
Speaker 7: Get married?
Speaker 2: Mom?
Speaker 6: Stay single?
Speaker 2: Wonderful marriage.
Speaker 6: That's why, that's why I don't want to get remarried.
Speaker 4: You can have dad back, of course married.
Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna go, oh, this is so hard
Speaker 3: because my trauma is kicking in.
Speaker 4: You can't trauma. It's a beautiful relationship.
Speaker 6: Clarify. I had a beautiful marriage. That's why I don't
Speaker 6: want to get remarried. Got it understood, Thank you.
Speaker 2: But I think my situation traumatized you just as badly.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: When I talk about having a baby with a man,
Speaker 3: she's like, you will never have a baby with a man.
Speaker 3: I'm like, all right, I'm feeling like I'm suffocating.
Speaker 2: I'm an adult. I'm an adult, But mama does know best.
Speaker 2: Would you rather drink a bottle of hot sauce or
Speaker 2: a bottle of ranch ran?
Speaker 4: I want the combo.
Speaker 2: Double me up too.
Speaker 3: Would you rather go without shampoo for the rest of
Speaker 3: your life or toothpasteh.
Speaker 6: Fuck, I'd rather shampoo.
Speaker 2: Shampoo for me, damn it, one hundred percent. Do you
Speaker 2: know how healthy my hair would be? Lisa goes without
Speaker 2: shampoo for a long time, and by the way, your
Speaker 2: hair looks great.
Speaker 4: How did they Yeah, I think toothpaste. I didn't even
Speaker 4: know how to clean my teeth. What were they doing toothpaste?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: I said, I would not go without toothpaste.
Speaker 2: No, your teeth would rot out.
Speaker 4: Rather shave my head.
Speaker 2: But I have a question. In the eighteen hundreds, do
Speaker 2: they have toothbrushes.
Speaker 8: When they were chewing on like bark or like there's
Speaker 8: these like it's almost like a stick you used to
Speaker 8: clean I cannot. I think they used to use wet areas,
Speaker 8: so like you grab the thing so it was kind
Speaker 8: of wet and then you would like peel it so
Speaker 8: you would see the green, like the fresh and then
Speaker 8: that's what you would chew on because it would like, oh, like.
Speaker 2: A green for dogs. Yeah, greenies save us at our
Speaker 2: house because Pablo's.
Speaker 4: Breadth bread No he has, he eats his own ship.
Speaker 5: There's no stock.
Speaker 7: He does stock.
Speaker 6: No, they don't stop.
Speaker 4: Well, then he's just inhaling parts.
Speaker 3: Bernice do it, which is why we had to put
Speaker 3: meat tenderiser in their food.
Speaker 4: Dogs.
Speaker 5: Yeah when Bernice no, no, no, no, as fine.
Speaker 2: He's not a sick fun I'm pretty sure he's a game.
Speaker 5: So he's very particular, very Yeah, he just don't know
Speaker 5: what's going on.
Speaker 2: Would you rather suck a hairy toe or take a
Speaker 2: shot out of a hairy belly button? Oh that is wrong.
Speaker 4: Since I'm sober, I'll take the toe.
Speaker 7: How do you take a shot out of a belly button?
Speaker 2: I'm telling you something anything, I'm you guys know, I'm relapsing.
Speaker 4: I'm not doing good person because of dirty like if they.
Speaker 9: Like the belly button is awful, but there's toe jam,
Speaker 9: but there's like dirt and it smells.
Speaker 3: Actually, I found out people don't belly but I cleaned
Speaker 3: my belly button.
Speaker 4: Me too, with a little cute tip.
Speaker 2: Right. My belly button's a little sore after, but.
Speaker 7: So quickly.
Speaker 6: Disgusting.
Speaker 3: But all right. Eat the same food for the rest
Speaker 3: of your life, or listen to one song for the
Speaker 3: rest of your life. Same food, same food, or same song,
Speaker 3: same food, same.
Speaker 2: Song, same song.
Speaker 6: I love food, same food.
Speaker 2: Okay, same food for.
Speaker 6: It was delicious.
Speaker 4: You're gonna so I'm guessing it might be.
Speaker 2: So what do you want?
Speaker 3: Super burnt toast with peanut butter nove burgers lightly.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, it will be a week and.
Speaker 2: No, I'm going for the same song. I'll listen to
Speaker 2: Janice s t F You for the rest of my life.
Speaker 4: No break.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god, she's like I love you.
Speaker 2: I listened to its.
Speaker 6: To it so long.
Speaker 2: Do you remember when we went to San Francisco Bottle
Speaker 2: we're communicating still that album had just dropped, and it like,
Speaker 2: for some reason, calmed my nervous system. So much so
Speaker 2: now every time I hear it. I don't know why.
Speaker 2: It's just like, yeah, it takes me to a place
Speaker 2: of like, okay, I can get zen yes.
Speaker 6: And it up and it makes me want to jumping.
Speaker 2: Baby, they see it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, hell, that is.
Speaker 4: Cute, But me and mom may be rolling out of
Speaker 4: the front seats.
Speaker 6: No, it's hell.
Speaker 2: Would you rather travel to the past or future?
Speaker 6: Time travel to the past? For me?
Speaker 3: I would rather time travel to the past like good moments,
Speaker 3: like really fun moments.
Speaker 7: Oh, I'm wanted the future.
Speaker 3: Baby, Maybe you are a little more wounded than I am.
Speaker 3: Would you rather fight a horse sized duck or a
Speaker 3: duck sized horse?
Speaker 4: Duck sized horse?
Speaker 5: At least I can pick it up and throw it.
Speaker 6: To keep it.
Speaker 4: The horse would put your eyes out?
Speaker 7: Can you imagine?
Speaker 4: I think they both sound fun.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't want to fight him, but I would want
Speaker 3: to keep the little mini horse.
Speaker 2: Let it run around.
Speaker 7: Come sleep with me in my bed, Me too, me too,
Speaker 7: be my anxiety blanket.
Speaker 3: Kyle Cook or Lebron James sleep with them?
Speaker 2: What does that mean, Kyle Cook or Lebron James.
Speaker 3: I'm always be friends Lebron for me, Lebron one hundred
Speaker 3: I have been watching, said Kyle Cook.
Speaker 2: Be swinging, Kyle Cook, be swinging Kyle Cook.
Speaker 6: I think you said that.
Speaker 2: Well, I've never slept with him. I heard honestly, she
Speaker 2: made it.
Speaker 6: She made it to the.
Speaker 7: He has a big cucumbers.
Speaker 2: What I just heard? He knows how I made it.
Speaker 3: On the season one reunion of In the City, the
Speaker 3: malea Kent from the Valley on Good at the already
Speaker 3: says that you are quite the level.
Speaker 2: What is that song.
Speaker 3: Information shaggy you know shaggy oh button?
Speaker 2: Yeah, or it wasn't me. Those are the only two shows. Okay,
Speaker 2: spend one hour with your axe or nolip filler forever.
Speaker 2: Nolip filler. I'm going and you're gonna see my naturally.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think, well, I don't get fillers, so I guess
Speaker 4: i'd go.
Speaker 6: No, I think i'd go with the spending an hour, yeah,
Speaker 6: because I where like, what do you.
Speaker 4: Mean an hour for like full? Actually, you know.
Speaker 2: What, I really like my big lips. I'm going out.
Speaker 4: It's a fucking hour.
Speaker 2: I'm unaffected by that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, person a heart.
Speaker 4: Attack and then look after like you can count down
Speaker 4: the minute.
Speaker 2: And then you're like to get corgeous lips.
Speaker 4: You don't get filler.
Speaker 6: No, she doesn't know.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 6: It was like damn bit she's always had full lips. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: yeah you have. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I always have to whisper or always sink, always sink.
Speaker 4: Everybody would hate that, but I like it.
Speaker 2: That's all I do. When I'm with my kids, I
Speaker 2: sing everything to them. They love it.
Speaker 3: Have all your eyelashes removed or eyebrows removed? Eyelashes, eyelashes
Speaker 3: I can put on falls these are so good. Bad
Speaker 3: breath forever, or it's not always coming out of your nose.
Speaker 2: I don't want either of those.
Speaker 8: Probably bad breath, and then I would just act deaf
Speaker 8: because then I can go so.
Speaker 6: I walk, or Papa mint, hold your breath while you can.
Speaker 4: Like Pablo taking a mint. You think that's doing anything?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 2: Have Andy Cohen read your notes app out loud or
Speaker 2: your Google search?
Speaker 7: My Google search, for sure, you do not want to
Speaker 7: be You get.
Speaker 2: My notes, you're gonna see a lot of unhinged messages
Speaker 2: that I never sent. But then my Google search you're
Speaker 2: gonna see like how what is it? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 3: On the heels of the Sally episode that I did
Speaker 3: for sex unlocked? How do you give a blow job
Speaker 3: to an uncircumcised wiener?
Speaker 4: Moving on?
Speaker 3: Stuck in Utah for two weeks? We're stuck in LA
Speaker 3: traffic for twenty four hours LA traffic, Utah, I would
Speaker 3: rather be I think.
Speaker 4: I wait stuck in Utah for a week.
Speaker 5: Two weeks, nine days last week and sent me over
Speaker 5: the edge.
Speaker 2: It really your friends, I know.
Speaker 5: I did that.
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna sit in al Yeah, I think
Speaker 2: I'm sea. Yeah, it really fucked with my head. Chicken
Speaker 2: tenders or mozzarella sticks.
Speaker 5: Chicken tender, but I think the chicken tender gets me
Speaker 5: a little more value for my bite.
Speaker 7: Yeah, totally. Do I get sauce with it?
Speaker 6: Always?
Speaker 2: What kind marin aara ranch?
Speaker 7: I'm really into? Like, oh you're spicy?
Speaker 2: Oh for the chicken tender? Yeah, maybe like a little
Speaker 2: buffalo with the ranch. That sounds Bob. You're like a child.
Speaker 2: Be able to take another photo or never be able
Speaker 2: to look back at old pictures.
Speaker 4: Never take another photo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm fine.
Speaker 7: I love the photos of my kids.
Speaker 2: Let us know.
Speaker 3: You will get explosive diarrhea or go to drinks with Danny.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm going for I'm going for the diarrhea same.
Speaker 6: Honestly, I'll go for drinks with Danny.
Speaker 4: Why you have constant diarrhea? It's just a day in
Speaker 4: the life for you. Drinks with Danny.
Speaker 2: Did you watch the Valley assholes?
Speaker 4: No, there we go.
Speaker 7: That's and I didn't either. So maybe Lisa and I
Speaker 7: will both.
Speaker 6: Go down, we'll go together and they will ignore him.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, that's good.
Speaker 4: That's not a question.
Speaker 2: Walk in on your parents doing it or your parents
Speaker 2: walk in on you doing it.
Speaker 3: Oh, I would much rather walk in on my I
Speaker 3: don't mean I don't want.
Speaker 6: No, I don't want to either.
Speaker 2: I want how fun the game would be if Lisa
Speaker 2: was running.
Speaker 4: Just pick the toe and then you don't even have
Speaker 4: to suck it.
Speaker 5: It's like, oh, okay, well, fun game we're playing.
Speaker 2: Uh know how you're going to die or know when
Speaker 2: you're going to die?
Speaker 4: How? No, I don't want.
Speaker 2: To know because I can't answer this. I don't want
Speaker 2: to know. I have I'm really funny about death. We're
Speaker 2: not calling it on uh sneeze glitter or hiccup bubbles
Speaker 2: glitter God sneeze Twitter.
Speaker 7: That'd be so cute, so cute.
Speaker 5: The message it's pink.
Speaker 6: I'm like, what do you want?
Speaker 5: Probably, I don't know. Glitter bubbles would give me hiccups.
Speaker 4: Over one more minute.
Speaker 3: Live without your phone for a month, or live without
Speaker 3: TV for a year, Live without my.
Speaker 5: Phone for a moment.
Speaker 3: I can.
Speaker 5: Get me through.
Speaker 2: I am so addicted to my TV.
Speaker 5: Michelle.
Speaker 2: Michelle's like, I've never seen that. We don't watch TV.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what do you do? We're active because we
Speaker 2: jump rope for two hours.
Speaker 5: I'm like, what buy a fucking TV?
Speaker 9: On?
Speaker 3: My whole thing with Amber, which I just turned her onto,
Speaker 3: I think is watching Friends before bed?
Speaker 7: Oh my god, it's the greatest thing. It's like therapy.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, mom is great?
Speaker 4: Is also really good.
Speaker 5: Another one I've been watching at night Modern Family.
Speaker 7: That's a good one.
Speaker 2: That's a good one. You've been on the Charlie Sheen.
Speaker 4: I also went back and now I'm watching two and
Speaker 4: a half Men.
Speaker 5: But like season one with Charlie Sheen, I think.
Speaker 7: Gil would also be a good one too.
Speaker 8: I never see any one, oh my show that I
Speaker 8: really enjoyed it.
Speaker 4: I think a new season just came out. Abbot Kenny Abbot, I.
Speaker 3: Think the season four, Season five just care.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it is so good, and I have to
Speaker 4: wait for all of them to be out. I can't
Speaker 4: just watch like watch one and.
Speaker 5: Wait for a week. I just want to binge it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, totally.
Speaker 3: Okay, so this one is very hard. Would you rather
Speaker 3: eat with a loved one from heaven or become a billionaire?
Speaker 5: Fuck?
Speaker 6: Eat?
Speaker 4: Dad will see you when I die with these billions.
Speaker 2: I want to become a billionaire.
Speaker 6: I love you.
Speaker 2: I'll catch you on the if.
Speaker 4: I went up to have dinner with my dad and
Speaker 4: he goes, you turn the billion.
Speaker 6: Down, dad, my dad, I'll go for the billions.
Speaker 5: For the billion.
Speaker 2: I love you, Dad, I love.
Speaker 4: You so much.
Speaker 2: I'm going to catch you there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll catch it on the flip side.
Speaker 5: But let me let me enjoy. Don't do that.
Speaker 7: I will go like kick it with a few people
Speaker 7: that have some questions about in my past.
Speaker 4: Are they going to make you a billion dollars when
Speaker 4: you come home?
Speaker 3: And I want to come back because you guys are
Speaker 3: going to be billionaires and you're going to share the funds.
Speaker 4: Now, you're so.
Speaker 2: She has a good heart and we are all pieces
Speaker 2: of ship.
Speaker 4: She has like no one passed, and we have our dad,
Speaker 4: and we're like, take the belly.
Speaker 3: I'm going to go have lunch with dad and then
Speaker 3: I'll come back and report.
Speaker 7: Back to you.
Speaker 2: My dad would say, you're a dumb ass.
Speaker 4: Thank god my family.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, right, you're telling me that you could have
Speaker 2: had an extra billion.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and he'd have his wine. I already said on.
Speaker 3: Your side, many other side waiting for me, being like
Speaker 3: I can't wait to hear about you living like a billionaire?
Speaker 4: What did you do with your billions? Now we can chat.
Speaker 2: The last one is would you rather film a reality
Speaker 2: show following your parenting twenty four to seven or your
Speaker 2: dating life twenty four to seven?
Speaker 4: Parenting?
Speaker 2: Parenting?
Speaker 6: Parenting?
Speaker 4: For me, it would be my dating.
Speaker 2: They would that show would be canceled. Me dating, it
Speaker 2: wouldn't even last a year.
Speaker 7: See, I think I had a really successful show, so dating.
Speaker 6: Last a month?
Speaker 5: Look you not even two weeks?
Speaker 2: You're so rue. All right, We're glad to see you're back, Lise.
Speaker 2: I love you guys, Thank you for listening to another
Speaker 2: episode bonus episode of Untraditionally Lala. I will catch you
Speaker 2: guys on Wednesday for a regular episode and again next week.
Speaker 5: Lay you back