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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season one ninety one,

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Speaker 1: Episode four of j Daily Zai Guics, the production of

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Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. This is a podcast where we take

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Speaker 1: a deep into America's here consciousness. It is Thursday, July first,

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty one. Welcome to July everybody. My name is

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Speaker 1: Jack O'Brien AKA. My pod host has a first name,

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Speaker 1: it's j A. C. K Oh. My pod host has

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Speaker 1: a second name, it's b R I E n Oh.

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Speaker 1: I love to listen every day and if you ask

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Speaker 1: me why, I'll say because Jack O'Brien has a way

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Speaker 1: with his t dz ak is. That is courtesy of

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Speaker 1: Christy Yamagucci man I am sitting Chris crossed Apple sauce

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Speaker 1: with a little broke as fishing rod in my hands

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Speaker 1: in honor of the original commercial and I'm thrilled to

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Speaker 1: be joined as always buy my cot mister Miles grass

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Speaker 1: I cry for Mexican pizza. Talko bel took it from

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Speaker 1: the menu all on my worst days, I don't have

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Speaker 1: my snacks. Will it return now? I don't know, but

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Speaker 1: shout out to Christie I'm a Gucci Mane for doing

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Speaker 1: the exacta two food based Akas and look, I missed

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Speaker 1: the ship out of the Mexican pizza and it's hard

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Speaker 1: to help. Long has it been gone? I don't want

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Speaker 1: to talk about it. Yeah, I don't want to think

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Speaker 1: about it. I don't want to talk about it. It's enough.

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Speaker 1: It's hard enough when I have to over explain trying

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Speaker 1: to make a Mexic melt to the person at the

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Speaker 1: drive through and do an ingredient by ingredient. I mean,

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Speaker 1: it's fine, it is what it is. But you know,

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Speaker 1: I feel like we can come back and feel good

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Speaker 1: about it. Well, Miles. We are thrilled to be joined

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Speaker 1: in our third seat by a very talented actor, comic

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Speaker 1: and podcasts. His debut comedy album, Light Skinned Feelings, was

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Speaker 1: rightly named one of the ten best comedy albums of

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Speaker 1: the Year by Vulture. You've seen him steal scenes and

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Speaker 1: shows like Insecure, The Boys, Bless This Mess, and Keenan

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Speaker 1: and his podcast My Mama Told Me on iHeart and

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Speaker 1: Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network is one of the

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Speaker 1: best things we've done as a network. We are honored

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Speaker 1: and thrilled to be joined by the great and hilarious

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Speaker 1: Langston Kerman. What an intro goddamn many God, that was beautiful.

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Speaker 1: I was gonna make a joke about needing to sing

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Speaker 1: an intro for myself, but then I my heart was

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Speaker 1: a flutter, and I can't think about that is all

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Speaker 1: this is. I mean, yeah, thrilled, the thrill. This is

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Speaker 1: my first time having you on the show, even know

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Speaker 1: you've been on I think twice already. Right, that's right,

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Speaker 1: you've died me. Every been dodging you, you know, prepping

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Speaker 1: there's benna. It's been like a long workout montage of me.

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Speaker 1: It's like, we'll call you a draft dodger. But it

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Speaker 1: also seems yeah, I think so. Yeah, for sure, I

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Speaker 1: wasn't up to the challenge. You know, I didn't have

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Speaker 1: the courage. It's like, I don't know about barbershop discussions,

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Speaker 1: and I'm gonna learn about them so I don't make

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Speaker 1: a fool of myself. Myles was skeptical every time that

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Speaker 1: you were coming on, and I would call him with

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Speaker 1: bone spurs and my feet, why does he have to

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Speaker 1: do with podcast? Flat feet and bones and bones spurs? Man,

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Speaker 1: My bone spurs are really making it difficult for me

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Speaker 1: to sit with headphones. But you would come back with

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Speaker 1: a really nice edge up and fade, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: what who were you at? I don't know. My doctor

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Speaker 1: prescribed a nice haircut for What's What's new? Man? Oh

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm hanging you know. I just wrapped head writing

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Speaker 1: Pause with Sam j. It's a very fun show that

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Speaker 1: people should watch. And yeah, now I'm just back in

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Speaker 1: the bullshit in the bullshit. It's a It's a show

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Speaker 1: on HBO starring comedian Sam Jay. She's very funny. She

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Speaker 1: throws a house party every week and and talks a

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Speaker 1: lot of shit. It's a late night show. Oh day, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's cool. What's it called? Goddamn shame that no one's

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Speaker 1: ever heard of? It's called pause because that's how marketing

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Speaker 1: works with black shows. Yep, damn there it is? How long? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I'll say it, but like when when did

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Speaker 1: it come out? We aired uh, May twenty first, so

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Speaker 1: we just had our final episode. There's only six episodes,

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Speaker 1: but it just wrapped up last week. So we had

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Speaker 1: a beautiful run. What a gorgeous run that you guys missed.

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Speaker 1: But if you haven't seen it, you could stream that

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Speaker 1: motherfucker on HBO Max and that that'll solve all my problems. Yeah, yeah, right, now, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean you are I I like left writing out

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Speaker 1: of the list of credits, but you're also like ahead writer.

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Speaker 1: You have multiple careers that people would have, Jack, I've

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Speaker 1: tricked a lot of people into letting me do stuff,

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Speaker 1: and I hope to expose their ignorance, and somehow still

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Speaker 1: I literally was not qualified to be a head writer

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Speaker 1: some reason, these motherfuckers fell for it and it seems

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Speaker 1: to be working out. But who knows? Do you think?

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Speaker 1: Part of it though, too, is like you know, like

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Speaker 1: we think there's a specific you know, skill set that

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Speaker 1: you need or whatever you have to do, when really

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Speaker 1: like I feel like a good head right like you

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Speaker 1: just you have your the have the ability to identify

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Speaker 1: good ideas and nurture the good ones and filter out

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Speaker 1: the bad ones more than like how many rooms have

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Speaker 1: you been on your way? Yeah? Look when Liam Neeson

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Speaker 1: when he got on that phone and he said, I

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Speaker 1: have a specific set of skills, you don't. He doesn't

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Speaker 1: know for sure that he's gonna be able to murder

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Speaker 1: all of those guys, right, there's a part of him

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Speaker 1: that's like, maybe I'll get my ass kicked by a

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Speaker 1: few of these people. But he has to speak with

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Speaker 1: the level of confidence that suggests he can murder everyone.

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Speaker 1: And I think that's my approach to comedy and performing

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Speaker 1: in general, is like, no, I'm gonna murder and then

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Speaker 1: of me. Confidence is its confidence, man, is what we'd

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Speaker 1: call you. We gotta sell it all right, Lankson, We're

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Speaker 1: going to get to know you a little bit better

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Speaker 1: in a moment. For sure. We're gonna tell our listeners

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Speaker 1: a few of the things we're talking about. We're talking

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Speaker 1: about another crisis at the border being manufactured by the Republicans.

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Speaker 1: We'll talk about why Trump might be in trouble after all.

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Speaker 1: We'll talk about that lady that caused the Tour de

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Speaker 1: France crash. They finally caught her, but man, what a

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Speaker 1: what a legend. And most importantly of all, we'll talk

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Speaker 1: about that Clifford the big red Dog trailer drop helly all,

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Speaker 1: that play more. But first, Langston, what is something from

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Speaker 1: your search history? Oh? This was fun for the podcast recently,

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Speaker 1: I had to look up the history of black men

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Speaker 1: wearing dresses on television, just historically, how frequently that happens,

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Speaker 1: a fun unpacking of whether or not this is rooted

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Speaker 1: in some sort of terrible racism or just niggas being

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Speaker 1: Which is it? Yeah, homophobia? There's a lot of fun

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Speaker 1: was there even any sort of academic thought put into

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Speaker 1: that academia has very little to do with funny, and

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Speaker 1: so there is a shit ton of academic thought and

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Speaker 1: none of it's funny, and all of it seems to

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Speaker 1: step on like at the end of the day, none

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Speaker 1: of those articles were as good as Big Mama's House too.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what what it's like? What the fuck are

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Speaker 1: we are we debating here? I don't know. Maybe they

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Speaker 1: shouldn't be forced to wear dresses? Is this in theory

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Speaker 1: some sort of like attempt to emasculate black men. It's possible,

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Speaker 1: but god damn is Martin Lawrence killing in that wig? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I mean who could remember? Who can? Who would forget

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Speaker 1: Eddie Murphy's portrayal in the Clumps? I mean just everybody. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: multiple dresses, multiple women, It's you know, it's a tough call.

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Speaker 1: What's the kid cuddie dress thing? I just like randomly

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Speaker 1: of like him mimicking Kurt Cobain but also making it

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Speaker 1: Kurt Cobain's was a little more of a schoolgirl type dress.

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Speaker 1: That's like a good a good dress. As the resident

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Speaker 1: fashion expert here, yeah, what is something like sing you

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Speaker 1: think is overrated? Overrated? Oh? Boy, something that that's super overrated.

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Speaker 1: Not just the third party, the landscaper. He was there,

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Speaker 1: Was it one of those like shade sales, like one

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Speaker 1: a full on structure that you're No, This was full

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Speaker 1: know what I mean? I'm a silliably don't make me

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Speaker 1: do physical labor. I'm the exact same way I'm Unfortunately

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm I'm learning skills over time on how

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Speaker 1: because I think I'm about to give up on everything. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: a fucking curtains. And that's the problem. We don't talk

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Speaker 1: enough about how many deadbeat dads are probably running away

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Speaker 1: from responsibilities. Not just the unreasonable ass is the thing

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Speaker 1: It's not the people I like. The people you guys

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Speaker 1: are just asking for too much. It's just I don't

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Speaker 1: want to struggle in front of y'all, in front of

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Speaker 1: my family, because you know, gender norms dictate that I'm

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Speaker 1: out perfectly for everybody. I love that it's a billionaire

425
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Speaker 1: junkyard owner, Like they're just they're business. They're in the

426
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:24,439
Speaker 1: business of mad Max, like Thunderdome, Like they're just like,

427
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:28,320
Speaker 1: get us there, right, That's that's where we thrust, just

428
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:33,879
Speaker 1: apocalyptic wasteland. I don't I don't understand. You said North Dakota,

429
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:38,080
Speaker 1: South Dakota, Dakota, South Dakota. So in my mind, and

430
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Speaker 1: maybe I'm an ignorant person, I'm absolutely an ignorant person.

431
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Speaker 1: But one of the things that that at least seems

432
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Speaker 1: logical to me is if I'm the governor of South Dakota,

433
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:53,200
Speaker 1: I would want more states to get fucked up so

434
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Speaker 1: that people could come to South Dakota. Like it's not

435
00:25:56,440 --> 00:26:01,360
Speaker 1: like Americans I want to go so like make everything

436
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:04,560
Speaker 1: else get even. And then suddenly South Dakota looks like

437
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:08,479
Speaker 1: a better option. Why are you competing to keep Texas safe,

438
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:12,120
Speaker 1: you idiot? Oh, just let it tank and then be like, hey,

439
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:14,200
Speaker 1: you don't let it. We have you know, if you

440
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:17,240
Speaker 1: want to talk about mistreatment of indigenous people. Check out

441
00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:20,440
Speaker 1: South Dakota. Come all through. You're gonna love it here.

442
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,040
Speaker 1: We've got your own brown thing going on up here,

443
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:26,119
Speaker 1: and you're you gotta try it this thing. So that

444
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:28,680
Speaker 1: the wacky thing about this ship too is they're saying,

445
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:31,720
Speaker 1: you know, they're sending all these people law enforcement, National guardsmen,

446
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:34,520
Speaker 1: and more than anything. On every time there's a press

447
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:37,119
Speaker 1: release about this, they all say, for operational security, we

448
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:40,440
Speaker 1: will not say the exact number of people, the units involved,

449
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:43,119
Speaker 1: where they're gonna be, or what their mission is. So

450
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:44,960
Speaker 1: a lot of people are like, yeah, wait, hold on,

451
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:48,119
Speaker 1: what the fuck are they gonna do exactly down there, like,

452
00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:51,200
Speaker 1: because you know, there's a lot of border to cover,

453
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:54,560
Speaker 1: and of sending one hundred people, are they each covering

454
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:57,840
Speaker 1: one hundred eighty miles a person that they're gonna just

455
00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:00,320
Speaker 1: be looking at on their own? So when they were

456
00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:03,680
Speaker 1: asked specifically, when they asked the Governor's Office of Florida

457
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:06,480
Speaker 1: like what they were going to be doing, a spokesman said, quote,

458
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:11,879
Speaker 1: we aren't enforcing immigration laws end quote. Huh. So then

459
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:16,200
Speaker 1: they say, quote officers will be investigating criminal activity associated

460
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:20,200
Speaker 1: with human smuggling drugs and weapons smuggling. This is why

461
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:23,320
Speaker 1: we aren't able to provide specific details on numbers and

462
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:26,719
Speaker 1: locations so they can make sure. Like I think one

463
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:29,560
Speaker 1: of the people said, bad guys. So the bad guys

464
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:33,840
Speaker 1: don't know what we're like where we're like gonna be operating.

465
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:35,840
Speaker 1: It's I think when you start looking at their reason,

466
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:38,399
Speaker 1: you're like, it's it's all nothing. It's all fucking vaporware.

467
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:41,320
Speaker 1: It's all just a spectacle. The further you get from

468
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:46,680
Speaker 1: like they've found in studies that like the politics around

469
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:51,000
Speaker 1: the border, like in border towns are much less hardline

470
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:54,439
Speaker 1: than they are like when you get further inland, and

471
00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:56,960
Speaker 1: like that keeps going all the fucking way up to

472
00:27:57,040 --> 00:28:00,359
Speaker 1: South Dakota, like where it's just like they don't they

473
00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:03,600
Speaker 1: don't know any immigrant immigrants, so like that it doesn't

474
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:07,280
Speaker 1: fucking bother them to just treat them like quote bad

475
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:10,080
Speaker 1: guys from from movies, you know. Yeah, And I think

476
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 1: if you add in the language of criminals and bad

477
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 1: guys and and all these suggestions of drug and rape,

478
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:24,000
Speaker 1: then you start to make associations that satisfy the need

479
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:26,880
Speaker 1: either way, Like I don't want drugs in my community.

480
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:29,840
Speaker 1: I don't want rapists near my family, so like, yeah,

481
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:33,240
Speaker 1: go get them if that's that's what you need to do, right, right,

482
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:37,240
Speaker 1: And that's what they're doing to get everybody. It's it's

483
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:40,080
Speaker 1: and more governors or like Republican governors. You're seeing them

484
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:42,520
Speaker 1: start to posture too, because it's starting to look like

485
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 1: some kind of like litmus test for if you can

486
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:48,640
Speaker 1: run for president in twenty twenty four or basically how

487
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:52,880
Speaker 1: still tied to Trump's sort of agenda or perception of

488
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 1: immigration you are. And yeah, so everyone's saying like, well,

489
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 1: we have to support every governor should be supporting our country,

490
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:03,320
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. But again, daddy's always watching. You got

491
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 1: to make daddy happy. Yeah, And for a dad who

492
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,280
Speaker 1: look at his own kids, this daddy will never give

493
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:12,720
Speaker 1: you the satisfaction of telling you, good job. We're tussling

494
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:16,880
Speaker 1: your two pay it's not gonna happen. M All right, Well,

495
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:20,120
Speaker 1: let's let's talk about Trump real quick. Earlier in the week,

496
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:24,880
Speaker 1: his defense attorneys were basically saying they're not gonna charge

497
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:28,400
Speaker 1: the former president, so you guys can move along. Nothing

498
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:31,800
Speaker 1: to see here. Seems like there is a massive yet

499
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:35,520
Speaker 1: at the end of that statement because they are going

500
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Speaker 1: to charge his CFO, Alan Weisselberg. Who I mean Alan,

501
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:43,240
Speaker 1: They say, Alan Weisselberg is like the eyes and ears

502
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:46,840
Speaker 1: of the Trump organization. So and because he's CFO, that

503
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:49,280
Speaker 1: means he knows a lot about the weird tax stuff,

504
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:52,640
Speaker 1: you know, specifically, this a lot of it dealing with

505
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:55,800
Speaker 1: like compensation and how taxes were paid, because it seems

506
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:58,840
Speaker 1: like people just got like apartments or cars and things

507
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 1: like that as part of their compensation packages as a

508
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 1: way to avoid paying taxes. And this is sort of

509
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:09,680
Speaker 1: one of the lines of inquiry that prosecutors are going down.

510
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,960
Speaker 1: But I think, yeah, the whole thing was always saying, well,

511
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:15,800
Speaker 1: what's going to happen? Because he was never cooperating, and

512
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:19,480
Speaker 1: everyone was saying, well, charge him, then see what happens.

513
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:21,680
Speaker 1: Because usually people start singing a different tune when their

514
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:23,960
Speaker 1: freedom is on the line. And I think that's why

515
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:26,720
Speaker 1: a lot of people are saying, maybe now we're looking

516
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:30,080
Speaker 1: at something real for Donald Trump, because there's someone directly

517
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:32,280
Speaker 1: in the Trump org who is now on the hook.

518
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:35,720
Speaker 1: It's also fun that Weiselberg looks exactly like the accountant

519
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:39,760
Speaker 1: from The Untouchables who allows Elliot to take down capone,

520
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:45,920
Speaker 1: like he looks like he's in costume as that dude. Sure, listen,

521
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:50,360
Speaker 1: you gravitate towards the things that feel familiar. And I

522
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:56,960
Speaker 1: imagine through years of media, being a scumbaggy ahead of

523
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,680
Speaker 1: an organization is probably the thing that he was like,

524
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:04,040
Speaker 1: that looks like me. I'm gonna do that. That's like, yeah,

525
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 1: that's like. There's a soccer player who said one time

526
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:09,840
Speaker 1: someone told him he looks like Andy Garcia, and he said,

527
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:12,680
Speaker 1: from that day, all of his style has been to

528
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:15,360
Speaker 1: look like Andy Garcia. And it feels like just like

529
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:17,600
Speaker 1: one of those things where yeah weissel Burke. He's like,

530
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:20,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna maybe this is what I'm gonna do. Yeah,

531
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:24,320
Speaker 1: this feels like a good vibe for me to ride in. Yeah,

532
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:27,840
Speaker 1: he's sitting right in that pocket. He's like, look, I'm

533
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:35,720
Speaker 1: the Andy Garcia of of shitty guys. Yeah. I will

534
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:39,000
Speaker 1: if somebody tells me they're like a shirt, especially if

535
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:42,480
Speaker 1: like somebody a woman tells me they like my shirt,

536
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:45,560
Speaker 1: I'll wear that shirt probably like five times that week.

537
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:51,600
Speaker 1: I will say. In college, and I've told this story before,

538
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:54,640
Speaker 1: my facial hirt grows and patchie is shit and I

539
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:58,880
Speaker 1: had it overgrown once and I remember hearing the like

540
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:01,320
Speaker 1: one one him and said, oh no, I think it's

541
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:03,680
Speaker 1: like it makes me interested, like oh, what's going on

542
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:06,320
Speaker 1: with him? And I never gave a fuck again until

543
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,720
Speaker 1: my partner, now her Majesty, was like, no, that looks

544
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:13,400
Speaker 1: like shit, like you should. I was like, fuck, really

545
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 1: that sucks. She took something beautiful from you. You were like, yeah, yeah,

546
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:21,840
Speaker 1: this is my power in this. But I still lean

547
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,640
Speaker 1: into it. In my mind, that person's voice is still

548
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:27,280
Speaker 1: They're being like, don't listen to her. Baby, this trippy.

549
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:30,560
Speaker 1: It makes me interesting, like maybe he's an out of

550
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:34,160
Speaker 1: work pirate. Maybe this person I'm planning to lay with

551
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:37,240
Speaker 1: for the rest of my life is wrong. Maybe huh

552
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:41,480
Speaker 1: that one lady I met that one time is correct. Yeah,

553
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:44,240
Speaker 1: forget all the growth I've experienced with my current partner.

554
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:46,280
Speaker 1: It's one thing. She's not gonna meet me on my

555
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:50,240
Speaker 1: facial hirt. Oh all right, let's talk about another investigation.

556
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:53,760
Speaker 1: Nancy Pelosi is planning to go forward with a January

557
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:58,200
Speaker 1: sixth commission on you know, the attacks on the Capitol

558
00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:02,360
Speaker 1: Building from January sixth, without the GOP. Who knows how

559
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:04,400
Speaker 1: She's going to do it? Because they've been so cooperative

560
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:07,320
Speaker 1: up to this point. But that's that's where we're headed.

561
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:13,000
Speaker 1: This is a you know, we might actually find out something. Yeah,

562
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:16,080
Speaker 1: I mean, I think most people on Earth laughed at

563
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:22,000
Speaker 1: the idea of Republicans participating in an investigation about January sixth,

564
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:24,400
Speaker 1: because it feels like it would amount to just snitching

565
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:27,719
Speaker 1: on themselves. But now Nancy's like, you know, she's she's like,

566
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 1: fuck it, we gotta do this. The fucking approval ratings

567
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:34,160
Speaker 1: for Congress are like a subterranean at this point because

568
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 1: everyone's like, y'all don't do anything and you're too scared

569
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:41,080
Speaker 1: to do shit. Fuck out of here. So on Monday,

570
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 1: and unveiled a resolution thirteen members Select Committee that she

571
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:49,400
Speaker 1: will be choosing the members, eight Democrats and five Republicans,

572
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:53,560
Speaker 1: that she will consult with Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy on

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00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:57,400
Speaker 1: who those five Republicans will be. It's only consult though

574
00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:00,680
Speaker 1: she can fucking say like nod to anything, like she

575
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:02,880
Speaker 1: has final say in the end. So, despite what you

576
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:06,960
Speaker 1: heard from majorly tainted goon or I'm sorry Marjorie Taylor

577
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:10,960
Speaker 1: Green saying that she wants to be part of the committee,

578
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:13,480
Speaker 1: that's that's not gonna happen because Pelosi's going to determine

579
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:15,439
Speaker 1: who wants to and again, we don't even know if

580
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:17,959
Speaker 1: any Republicans are going to want to cooperate. I guess

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00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:21,720
Speaker 1: the thing I'm struggling with, and this is a genuine question,

582
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:25,960
Speaker 1: I'll be an appointed one. What's the point, do you

583
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:28,360
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like, what is the end goal

584
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:31,799
Speaker 1: of all of this? Like where does this investigation lead us?

585
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:33,640
Speaker 1: Because at the end of the day, we do, in

586
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:37,520
Speaker 1: fact know that this was like an orchestrated thing, and

587
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:41,080
Speaker 1: I know, like that's you know, obviously they need definitive

588
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:43,719
Speaker 1: proof to say that this was an orchestrated thing, but

589
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:46,600
Speaker 1: we we fucking know it already, and they're aware of

590
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:51,560
Speaker 1: all the parties involved. The fucking tweets and misbehaviors are

591
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:55,759
Speaker 1: all documented. And so is this investigation just to get

592
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:58,759
Speaker 1: us in a you know what I mean, another one

593
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:02,000
Speaker 1: of those weird like situations where we prove it and

594
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:03,960
Speaker 1: then they go, yeah, we can't do anything about it.

595
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:06,960
Speaker 1: Though anyway, by then it's like, oh, no, move on, bro.

596
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:09,200
Speaker 1: I mean, I think until we can actually have a

597
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:12,680
Speaker 1: real reckoning with like white supremacy, there's an interesting going

598
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:16,080
Speaker 1: to happen with this this thing because they're protected by

599
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:19,040
Speaker 1: their whiteness. You know. There you see how again we

600
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:22,120
Speaker 1: saw the discrepancy and the differences and how these people

601
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:26,440
Speaker 1: were treated by law enforcement, and even the fact that

602
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:29,279
Speaker 1: you have sitting members who are possibly involved. Yeah, it

603
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:31,319
Speaker 1: does feel like it will just get to a point

604
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:34,840
Speaker 1: where all of these things will be seen. But because

605
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:37,840
Speaker 1: there's this, you know, there's not a lot of appetite

606
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:40,680
Speaker 1: I think from the actual people in Congress themselves to

607
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:43,440
Speaker 1: you know, get these people out or hold them accountable.

608
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 1: It'll just be like, well, the thing is hopefully the

609
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:50,239
Speaker 1: voters see this, and then they'll do something like well

610
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:53,280
Speaker 1: that's no, then well then how how are we actually

611
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:56,120
Speaker 1: protect That's when you start feeling the sort of cynicism

612
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:59,799
Speaker 1: about this, just like the like illusory aspects of like

613
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:03,520
Speaker 1: this investigation could be. And the voters saw the videos,

614
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:05,680
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like, once you've seen the videos,

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00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:09,880
Speaker 1: you kind of know what January sixth was all about.

616
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:15,000
Speaker 1: And if that wasn't a deterrent for you to reconsider

617
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:18,760
Speaker 1: the way that you vote on things, then this fucking

618
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:21,200
Speaker 1: investigation with a bunch of people being like I felt

619
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:24,040
Speaker 1: sad that day because I had to hide. Is not

620
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:27,480
Speaker 1: gonna solve the problem, right, Yeah, And you look at

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00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:29,879
Speaker 1: you know what happened in the build up to this.

622
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:35,799
Speaker 1: Pelosi was giving away a lot of power to get

623
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:40,000
Speaker 1: the Republicans to be on board for this fucking bipartisan committee,

624
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:42,480
Speaker 1: and she put just so they would come to the table.

625
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:45,919
Speaker 1: And it was absurd that like they I mean again,

626
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:48,280
Speaker 1: if they were really interested in fucking up this investigation,

627
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:50,520
Speaker 1: they should have took this deal that or you know

628
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:53,760
Speaker 1: what was being offered by Pelosi in that Mitch McConnell

629
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:57,000
Speaker 1: and Kevin McCarthy would have been able to pick anyone

630
00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:59,279
Speaker 1: to put on this committee. They also would have had

631
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 1: vetop hour over things like fucking subpoenas. And not only that,

632
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:07,200
Speaker 1: they were also agreed to have this investigation wrapped up

633
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:11,080
Speaker 1: before the mid term cycle. So because they have said

634
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:14,120
Speaker 1: they've refused all that, all of that's gone and now

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Speaker 1: we're looking at a thing where, yeah, maybe we will

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Speaker 1: get a more aggressive investigation. But again, it's like one

637
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:22,759
Speaker 1: of those things where it just feels like aren't there,

638
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:27,480
Speaker 1: like can't isn't there some real way to adjudicate this

639
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:31,439
Speaker 1: and bring justice or we're all we're all just having

640
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:34,160
Speaker 1: a good time and a laugh because we don't know

641
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:37,480
Speaker 1: how to deal with this kind of rage in the country. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, let's take a quick break and we'll be

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Speaker 1: right back. And we're back. Obviously, there's some big news

644
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:58,520
Speaker 1: we're not talking about. We talked about it on yesterday's Trending.

645
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:04,239
Speaker 1: But you know, cosby getting out Donald Rumsfeld shuffling off

646
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:11,640
Speaker 1: this mortal coil. When God closes a window, he opens

647
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:17,120
Speaker 1: jail Celle Real roller coaster riders. But instead of talking

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00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:19,239
Speaker 1: about that, like I said, we talked about that. If

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00:38:19,239 --> 00:38:20,520
Speaker 1: you want to hear us talk about that, we talked

650
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Speaker 1: about it on yesterday's Trending. But we're gonna talk about

651
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 1: a series of silly fuck ups, starting with Andrew Juliani,

652
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Speaker 1: the human embodiment of silly fuck up. He is the

653
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Speaker 1: son of Rudy. He is just Charisma embodied right. He

654
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Speaker 1: has that. He's the prodigal son. He is the political

655
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:46,880
Speaker 1: fucking maven. He's the goat. As he said himself, his

656
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:50,360
Speaker 1: political career has spanned five decades, even though he's in

657
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:53,400
Speaker 1: his thirties, because he counts every decade that he has

658
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Speaker 1: been alive in as being part of his political career,

659
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Speaker 1: and that's why he said, Hey, that's why you should

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Speaker 1: vote for me for governor of New York. And so

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00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:06,520
Speaker 1: recently there was a secret ballot that was just for

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Speaker 1: like that was distributed for like a straw poll for

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Speaker 1: GOP Republican leaders in the state, just to see where

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Speaker 1: the support was. And of all of the candidates there,

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Speaker 1: Andrew Giuliani, I mean, he got no support. Abstain got

666
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Speaker 1: more support than he did as an option on this

667
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 1: straw poll. So he came in with a whopping zero percent.

668
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Speaker 1: And now he's gone on to say, like, oh, like,

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Speaker 1: you know, he actually said, according to my own internal poll,

670
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Speaker 1: I've done I'm doing great. He really said that. Shit.

671
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,360
Speaker 1: So you know, nepotism is a hell of a drug.

672
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Speaker 1: I will say, and I said this to somebody very recently.

673
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 1: I do think we're putting ourselves in a pretty dangerous

674
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Speaker 1: place with an Andrew Giuliani in that the more that

675
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:56,880
Speaker 1: the Internet makes him a bit, the more likely it

676
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Speaker 1: becomes that he actually does start to do number like

677
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:04,960
Speaker 1: I think we forget that. Trump literally announced his campaign

678
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:08,319
Speaker 1: on a Comedy Central roast. It wasn't this dude, you

679
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:12,120
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like he's long been sort of

680
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:14,880
Speaker 1: like a gimmick, and then at some point that gimmick

681
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:18,440
Speaker 1: got taken seriously by some and that tricked other people

682
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Speaker 1: into taking it seriously in a much more dramatic way.

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Speaker 1: And I don't think Andrew Giuliani, whow completely ridiculous and

684
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:31,080
Speaker 1: seemingly non threatening in the grand scheme of things, is

685
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Speaker 1: actually as innocuous as as it may seem, especially with

686
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Speaker 1: his energy and takes around COVID and things like that,

687
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:43,560
Speaker 1: because more mainstream his ideas like I have an immune

688
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:47,000
Speaker 1: system is like, well, don't give people. I mean, there

689
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,799
Speaker 1: are enough people thinking that shit, but don't start. Don't

690
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:52,279
Speaker 1: let a governor or someone who's holding office hits you

691
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:55,879
Speaker 1: with that. I have an immune system ship because we have. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I feel like maybe if he added a decade too,

693
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:04,000
Speaker 1: like the span of his political career, maybe going back

694
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:07,520
Speaker 1: to when his dad started fucking around on his first wife,

695
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:10,920
Speaker 1: Like that would be if he counted that, because that

696
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:15,080
Speaker 1: is eventually what led to his political career starting. Like,

697
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:21,200
Speaker 1: maybe maybe that will get him the respect that he deserves. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

698
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:24,760
Speaker 1: he spent years sort of trying to politicize his dad's

699
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:29,760
Speaker 1: pussy eating and now here. He is trying to fix

700
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Speaker 1: the pussy eating in this country. I like, yeah, all right,

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00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:35,719
Speaker 1: let's talk about that lady that caused the Tour de

702
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:40,520
Speaker 1: France crash. She was apparently a fugitive, like there there

703
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:45,719
Speaker 1: is a mister Bean movie in right, like probably like

704
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Speaker 1: a documentary if if there were cameras around, But she

705
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:53,000
Speaker 1: was a fugitive for three days from from the law.

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Speaker 1: I hadn't seen this video until this morning, but I

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Speaker 1: have not What does she do if you just search

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Speaker 1: toward to France crash? Okay, because I want you to

709
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:06,319
Speaker 1: be able to see this. It's talk about because it's

710
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:08,680
Speaker 1: this woman was holding a sign to get on camera

711
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:11,760
Speaker 1: and she fucked up the entire peloton and everyone caused

712
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Speaker 1: like a twenty person crash. Whoa. And her pose before

713
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:23,520
Speaker 1: she knocks the entire tow fronts down is embarrassing, like her,

714
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:28,600
Speaker 1: she's posing in an embarrassing way and then knocks the

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Speaker 1: entire like field of riders down, and it like the

716
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:36,839
Speaker 1: second she is struck by the rider, she like gives

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00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:45,160
Speaker 1: a cartoonist like oh yeah, like whole upper body whipped

718
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:49,319
Speaker 1: around because she's like a fucking oh, come on, it's

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00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:52,040
Speaker 1: a road race, and you're stepping into the road with

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Speaker 1: your elbows out holding a long cardboard sign that says

721
00:42:55,400 --> 00:43:00,360
Speaker 1: like let's go Grandma and grandpa. And yeah, she's struck

722
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:04,840
Speaker 1: this one rider and created an entire fucking chain reaction

723
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Speaker 1: where dozens of participants that were in the Tour de

724
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:11,520
Speaker 1: France they just went down to the point where after

725
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:13,880
Speaker 1: that one of the like the head organizer of the

726
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:17,360
Speaker 1: thing is like, we're gonna sue her for that shit. Whoa.

727
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:19,880
Speaker 1: But it's also like brought into it. A lot of

728
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Speaker 1: riders have also like this has kind of been a

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00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:26,160
Speaker 1: talking point amongst the riders. It's like around safety around

730
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Speaker 1: the course too, because it's like, well, come on, like,

731
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Speaker 1: you got a race that is this important, but some

732
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 1: idiot with with cardboard sign and a dream to be

733
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:37,880
Speaker 1: on TV could completely upend the entire race. I mean,

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00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:41,440
Speaker 1: luckily Nolan was like super seriously injured, but there was

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Speaker 1: one guy who had to like like pull out of

736
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Speaker 1: the Tour de Frants altogether because you got you know,

737
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:50,399
Speaker 1: ran over by a bunch of other bikes. Holy shit.

738
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:54,319
Speaker 1: And so she's rooting for grandparents but they're not in

739
00:43:54,400 --> 00:44:00,439
Speaker 1: the race. That's not so confused about exactly. That's why

740
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:02,840
Speaker 1: it's like one of these weird I'm gonna chalk it

741
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:06,279
Speaker 1: up to people being indoors too long and now they're like,

742
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:09,879
Speaker 1: this is my chance to get some attention and get

743
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:12,399
Speaker 1: out there and just be in the middle of a road,

744
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:16,000
Speaker 1: like just cheezing on camera and just destroying the race

745
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:18,959
Speaker 1: for people. Yeah, but you know, and this is gonna

746
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:22,239
Speaker 1: be a controversial take, but I do think at some

747
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:25,560
Speaker 1: point we just have to start, like, somebody should shoot

748
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:27,960
Speaker 1: her legs, you know what I mean, Like treat her

749
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:31,560
Speaker 1: like we treat horses when they do not the thing

750
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:35,280
Speaker 1: that like if a horse runs and then he injures himself,

751
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:38,760
Speaker 1: we put the horse down. And this is a brain injury.

752
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:42,719
Speaker 1: If you go to another person's race and think that

753
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:46,320
Speaker 1: holding up a sign for your grandparents is a reasonable decision.

754
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:50,279
Speaker 1: So we should shoot her in the legs or her

755
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:52,920
Speaker 1: marker writing arm, you know what I mean. Just something

756
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:56,440
Speaker 1: punitive should happen that makes it clear for her in

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00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 1: the future, should you do this, We're gonna take out

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00:44:59,719 --> 00:45:04,200
Speaker 1: your other appendages. Yeah, I like, yeah, I mean, what's

759
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:06,040
Speaker 1: what would we do in the like? So this is

760
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:09,200
Speaker 1: one version, but it reminds me of Steve Bartman, the

761
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:14,600
Speaker 1: Chicago Cubs fan that you know who really really had

762
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:17,080
Speaker 1: it bad. And because this woman apparently had a similar

763
00:45:17,239 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 1: Bartman asque like fleeing thing where she knocked the she

764
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:24,080
Speaker 1: knocked the people out. She was like oh shit, and

765
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:26,920
Speaker 1: everyone's like the fuck are you doing? And she ditched

766
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:29,600
Speaker 1: her sign and like vanished, okay, And that's why she's

767
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:31,200
Speaker 1: on the run for three days because she's like, I'm

768
00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:33,480
Speaker 1: all fuck that, Like I'm not I'm not facing this.

769
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:36,680
Speaker 1: But there's something there's just this Steve Bartman quality that

770
00:45:36,719 --> 00:45:39,799
Speaker 1: I love too, which is someone who probably wanted to

771
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:42,880
Speaker 1: be there in the name of you know, good you

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00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:45,799
Speaker 1: know kind competition and be part of it, just ended

773
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:48,360
Speaker 1: up becoming the focal point and like just the lightning

774
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:54,120
Speaker 1: rod for people's ages, like a very specific, very weird

775
00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:58,799
Speaker 1: energy and her split second on the global stage, like

776
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:02,880
Speaker 1: her the post she's doing while she's and the sign

777
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:06,680
Speaker 1: itself lengthened like you were saying, go Grandma and Grandpa

778
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:10,000
Speaker 1: is just a weird thing to be saying on the sign,

779
00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:15,160
Speaker 1: and she's like striking this weird pose like Bartman, who

780
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:18,440
Speaker 1: was wearing a turtleneck and headphones, like listening to the

781
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:22,680
Speaker 1: game when he completely fucked up the Cubs chance at

782
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:25,680
Speaker 1: making it to the World Series that season. And all

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00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:28,440
Speaker 1: I'm saying is, if we shoot her in the legs

784
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:31,319
Speaker 1: or her in her hand, or whatever it is that

785
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:36,000
Speaker 1: feels most appropriate for her decision, then she no longer

786
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:40,120
Speaker 1: is public Enemy number one because something punitive happened that

787
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:44,759
Speaker 1: feels satisfying for everybody involved. If I fell off my bike,

788
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:49,040
Speaker 1: I'm cool because her legs got shot. If my favorite

789
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:52,120
Speaker 1: racer lost the race because this lady got in the way,

790
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:55,200
Speaker 1: it's fine because she got a bullet in her legs.

791
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:58,879
Speaker 1: It's the easiest solution, and we need to consider it.

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00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:01,759
Speaker 1: How did you you're from Illinois, right Chicago area? Yeah,

793
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:04,960
Speaker 1: I'm from right outside Chicago. Okay, how did did you

794
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,480
Speaker 1: have feelings around the Steve Bartman? I mean not that

795
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:08,960
Speaker 1: you probably don't know if you give a funk about

796
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:11,480
Speaker 1: the Cubs or not, but what was that? Was there

797
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:16,240
Speaker 1: a feeling locally about it or nothing? From I don't

798
00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:18,880
Speaker 1: care about baseball and perfect If I had to pick,

799
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:21,200
Speaker 1: I would pick the White Socks just because that's more

800
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:25,160
Speaker 1: of like the working class team in Chicago, whereas like

801
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:29,040
Speaker 1: the Cubs is a lot of like transplants and people

802
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:32,080
Speaker 1: who just need a reason to get drunk and ruined

803
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:35,920
Speaker 1: the city. So, uh, you know, I yeah, I don't

804
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:39,640
Speaker 1: feel anything about Steve Bartman, but that's not a good

805
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:44,920
Speaker 1: answer for your podcast. So I think he ruined my family.

806
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:48,960
Speaker 1: My father and I don't speak anymore because of Steve.

807
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:52,920
Speaker 1: I'll never forgive him. I think he lived in Arizona

808
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,920
Speaker 1: or some shit. Now, Yeah, they tracked him and he

809
00:47:56,080 --> 00:48:00,960
Speaker 1: was basically in like a lifelong witness protection program. Jesus Christ.

810
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:06,120
Speaker 1: I mean, because there's nothing that's less reasonable than a

811
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:11,200
Speaker 1: drunk white guy who's a sports fan. Like they were not.

812
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:14,320
Speaker 1: They weren't, like, well, let's think about his feelings and

813
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:17,719
Speaker 1: like he probably he just seems like an awkward dude.

814
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:20,440
Speaker 1: I think they went hard after he just really wanted

815
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:23,960
Speaker 1: that baseball and it really ruined a lot of people's

816
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:28,160
Speaker 1: hopes and dreams. Right yeah. Oh, just side note, Steve

817
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:31,279
Speaker 1: Bartman got a World Series ring when they won in

818
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:37,280
Speaker 1: twenty sixteen. That's that's kind of cute. Tom Ricketts, the owner,

819
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 1: gifted him with it. He said, well, no gesture can

820
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:42,719
Speaker 1: fully lift the public burden he has endured for more

821
00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 1: than a decade. We felt it was important Steve knows

822
00:48:46,239 --> 00:48:48,520
Speaker 1: he has been and continues to be fully embraced by

823
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:51,480
Speaker 1: this organization. After all he has sacrificed. We are proud

824
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:55,520
Speaker 1: to recognize Steve Bartman with this gift. WHOA. So they

825
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:58,680
Speaker 1: were like, Yo, we beat your ass so bad that

826
00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:02,680
Speaker 1: you deserve a I'm in ring from the Cubs organization

827
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:06,840
Speaker 1: because you had to leave your town and hide for decades. Fuck.

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00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:11,839
Speaker 1: I also want to say, like his thing was a

829
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:15,439
Speaker 1: split second decision. Baseball's in front of you, you reach

830
00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:20,200
Speaker 1: out and grab for it. You can't fully blame him.

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00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:23,759
Speaker 1: A lot of the anger towards him was based on

832
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:27,160
Speaker 1: the fact that he had such a specific look that

833
00:49:27,239 --> 00:49:31,560
Speaker 1: like it's still a good Halloween costume, whereas this woman

834
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:36,520
Speaker 1: was put was set up like in the path and

835
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:41,439
Speaker 1: frozen like ready for her close up type shit when

836
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 1: she knocked over your grandma and your grandpa. Don't contribute

837
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:51,799
Speaker 1: to this rape for this organization in any way. If

838
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:55,479
Speaker 1: you're proud of them, go visit them, go see them

839
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:59,879
Speaker 1: where they live. I'm sure that those old fucks would

840
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:03,080
Speaker 1: happily spend time with you well before they want to

841
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:07,360
Speaker 1: watch a fucking bike race. Just in case your sign

842
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:11,319
Speaker 1: makes it on TV, right right, Yeah, and also with

843
00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:15,000
Speaker 1: Bartman two, let's not forget Alex Gonzalez. He actually made

844
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:17,840
Speaker 1: a terrible error in that game, but people people forget

845
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:19,919
Speaker 1: that more than they do to hate on the dude

846
00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:22,239
Speaker 1: with the turtleneck, which I get optically, like you're gonna

847
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:24,320
Speaker 1: be like, nah, no that doing the turtleneck. Yeah, I

848
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Speaker 1: mean I think that. I wake up every morning I

849
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:28,640
Speaker 1: say that out loud, and I don't care about Steve

850
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:31,000
Speaker 1: Bartman at all. I just wake up like, good morning,

851
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:35,920
Speaker 1: fuck that dude in the turtleneck. All right, let's talk Clifford.

852
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Speaker 1: This is, as you will soon learn. Maybe not, maybe

853
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Speaker 1: this is just my unfortunate luck that somebody bought my

854
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Speaker 1: kids a compendium a series of Clifford the Big Red

855
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:53,240
Speaker 1: Dog books when we first had them, and so Clifford

856
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:55,960
Speaker 1: the Big Red Dog has been in our household for

857
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:59,320
Speaker 1: a number of years now. They are very stupid books.

858
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Speaker 1: Like children's books. Children's books are have gotten like much better,

859
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:11,880
Speaker 1: like the modern children's books are good. There's actually a

860
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:16,120
Speaker 1: market where people have to compete, and talented writers and

861
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:19,040
Speaker 1: artists are competing with one another to make the best

862
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:22,799
Speaker 1: children's book that was not true when Clifford the Big

863
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:27,000
Speaker 1: Red Dog was brought into existence. Like that, there's a

864
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Speaker 1: series of children's books like Goodnight Moon. Nailed it, Goodnight

865
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:33,040
Speaker 1: Moon as a work of art, like very well done.

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00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:35,879
Speaker 1: That was early on. But there's also these books like

867
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:40,479
Speaker 1: Pat the Cat and Pet the Puppy that are just like,

868
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:44,360
Speaker 1: this is Nettie. He has a dog. He likes to

869
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:47,520
Speaker 1: pet the dog and it's just like real, real dumb.

870
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Speaker 1: And also the art is like could have been drawn

871
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:53,200
Speaker 1: by me, and Clifford is like similar. It's a little

872
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:56,240
Speaker 1: bit above Pet the Cat. But it's like the people

873
00:51:56,480 --> 00:52:00,600
Speaker 1: are not inspired by their own premise. Can tell like

874
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:04,799
Speaker 1: they're phoning it in a little bit right, Like it's

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Speaker 1: just like I don't know, let's having to eat a

876
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:10,160
Speaker 1: big pile of dog food? Would yeah, does Clifford ever

877
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:13,279
Speaker 1: just like fuck shit up? Do you know what I mean?

878
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:15,759
Speaker 1: Like you're a big red dog. I was as like

879
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:19,760
Speaker 1: you gotta be knocking over some fire stations and then

880
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:24,000
Speaker 1: you know, like nobody ever dies, but it's like it's

881
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:29,040
Speaker 1: more woman knocking over the Tour de France level hijaks,

882
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:34,560
Speaker 1: not nobody nobody has killed, but it's you also get

883
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:37,760
Speaker 1: the sense that like it's a miracle that nobody's ever killed.

884
00:52:38,239 --> 00:52:41,480
Speaker 1: So Clifford just really wants the attention of his grandparents

885
00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:44,560
Speaker 1: and then he shows up places and fucks, okay, I

886
00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:48,600
Speaker 1: get you. It's a it is a public health atrocity

887
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:51,759
Speaker 1: that he's allowed to just roam free in the community

888
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:53,960
Speaker 1: that he's allowed to roam free in. But it is

889
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,600
Speaker 1: a small town. He like goes around and like you know,

890
00:52:56,719 --> 00:52:59,439
Speaker 1: will pick up a true like rip a tree out

891
00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:01,360
Speaker 1: of the ground and want to play fetch with it

892
00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:04,160
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. In the in the books and

893
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:08,120
Speaker 1: in this in this movie, he's a puppy still, so

894
00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:10,680
Speaker 1: he's only like the size of an elephant. He's not

895
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:13,640
Speaker 1: the size of the dinosaur like in the books. He

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00:53:13,719 --> 00:53:19,560
Speaker 1: lives in Manhattan, though, and that's a a target rich

897
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:24,440
Speaker 1: environment for a dog. Like puppies will chew up anything.

898
00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:29,879
Speaker 1: Puppies will chew up anything. And there's you know, there's

899
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:32,840
Speaker 1: a there's a scene in the trailer where he swallows

900
00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:37,200
Speaker 1: a pug and then for yeah, well costs it up,

901
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:43,480
Speaker 1: which is just like a miracle of you know, just

902
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:46,840
Speaker 1: chance that he that it doesn't agree with him because

903
00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:50,239
Speaker 1: he would have swallowed that shit puppies eat and swallow

904
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:52,759
Speaker 1: everything and then you have to like get it out

905
00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:56,759
Speaker 1: of their digestive track. Wait, did he swallow this pug

906
00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:59,719
Speaker 1: with the intention of eating the pug? Or was this

907
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:04,240
Speaker 1: like the pug was running and he licking out by accident.

908
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:08,920
Speaker 1: He's licking the pug in a lovable way and whoops,

909
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:13,080
Speaker 1: which is just a classic gag of a family losing

910
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:17,239
Speaker 1: their dog to a big old dog. Yeah, but it's whimsical,

911
00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:20,360
Speaker 1: and it's a big red puppy that looks like Satan's

912
00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:23,880
Speaker 1: fucking pet. Yeah. The other part is like they showed

913
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:25,799
Speaker 1: them and the trailer, there's like a person in one

914
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:28,200
Speaker 1: of those big inflatable bubble things that you can like,

915
00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:30,160
Speaker 1: you know, run around in and knock into people. And

916
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:34,400
Speaker 1: then Clifford thinks that's a toy and even I get it.

917
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:38,320
Speaker 1: This whimsical. This fucking dog throws this dude in the

918
00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:40,680
Speaker 1: bubble so high up. I'm like, dude, this person's dead.

919
00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:42,640
Speaker 1: I don't care what kind of fucking bubble you're in.

920
00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:45,080
Speaker 1: And that's like they need to play this a little

921
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:49,120
Speaker 1: more real, like all financial liability, the fucking trail of

922
00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:52,879
Speaker 1: bodies that's left behind Clifford it's I think I would

923
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:55,880
Speaker 1: honestly watch that version more than this. I don't know

924
00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:58,040
Speaker 1: if you guys remember this, but there was that guy

925
00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:00,280
Speaker 1: who went down a mountain in one of those bubble

926
00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:04,160
Speaker 1: things or like went dyed down some ski slope and

927
00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:07,640
Speaker 1: then he accidentally went off the side of a mountain

928
00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:12,120
Speaker 1: and like died because like it was like I think

929
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:14,560
Speaker 1: it was like a thing that was set up for

930
00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:18,279
Speaker 1: people to do this, like down a ski slope. Red

931
00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:23,280
Speaker 1: Bull Presents, Yeah, exactly, unfortunate death. Yeah, it's a fucking

932
00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:26,319
Speaker 1: dude like went over the side of a mountain in

933
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:30,360
Speaker 1: that bubble thing and died real, real, silly, and so yeah,

934
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:33,600
Speaker 1: to your point, Clifford should do the same, you know

935
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:36,799
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like he should murder people fun and silly. Yeah.

936
00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:40,280
Speaker 1: The twenty seven year old Dennis Borrokov was with friends

937
00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:43,440
Speaker 1: at the Dombai ski resort where they frequently went snoreboarding,

938
00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:45,600
Speaker 1: on January third, and we decided to take a ride

939
00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:50,680
Speaker 1: in a zorb and he went off a cliff. Taken

940
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:52,320
Speaker 1: on his phone by one of his friends shows the

941
00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:54,239
Speaker 1: two men being fitted in arness his inside the orb

942
00:55:54,719 --> 00:55:58,799
Speaker 1: and then they go, oh, damn, that's that's a shame. Yeah,

943
00:55:58,840 --> 00:56:02,399
Speaker 1: it's a sad story. Yeah. Yeah, and in my mind,

944
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:04,000
Speaker 1: in your mind, I hope you're not in the thing.

945
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:05,839
Speaker 1: We're like, man, I'm in a zorb. I'm good no

946
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:08,080
Speaker 1: matter what, even if I went on, but hey, no

947
00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:10,399
Speaker 1: better place to be than a zorb off the side

948
00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:13,080
Speaker 1: of a cliff. You're just in a literal inflatable, you know,

949
00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:16,560
Speaker 1: bubble wrap. I mean in that moment you you have

950
00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:19,480
Speaker 1: to assume that is what you know. As you're falling

951
00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:22,000
Speaker 1: to your death, you probably do have that moment of

952
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:30,680
Speaker 1: like maybe the zorb will stop, please orb study orb. Yeah. There.

953
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:34,400
Speaker 1: It's also surprisingly common for people to be in a

954
00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:38,600
Speaker 1: bounce house that gets blown away by wind, and that's

955
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:41,960
Speaker 1: like a surprisingly common way way to go. So yeah,

956
00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:46,200
Speaker 1: you're you're not protected by zorbs by bounce houses, and

957
00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:50,840
Speaker 1: this dog would kill you. Don't be fooled. Don't be fooled. Yeah,

958
00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:52,839
Speaker 1: I wonder what's the Yeah, what's what do you think

959
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:56,319
Speaker 1: the rate is for zorbed like annual zorb deaths and

960
00:56:56,400 --> 00:57:02,840
Speaker 1: bounce houses that flyaway right, like more than Yeah, I

961
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:06,960
Speaker 1: bet it's it's like a shark level, Like murders are

962
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:11,959
Speaker 1: a little above sharks. Yeah, I say, uh, let's see

963
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:17,240
Speaker 1: for people wind related accidents with bounty houses. Ten deaths

964
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:21,760
Speaker 1: in the last fifteen years. Okay, not bad, more sharks

965
00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:26,000
Speaker 1: than I would have expected, more dangerous. Yeah, Now I'm

966
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,480
Speaker 1: not gonna be get to be that annoying uncle be like, hey,

967
00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:30,360
Speaker 1: you know it's more dangerous than a shark attack, right,

968
00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:34,160
Speaker 1: and now I'm like check the numbers on that again. Sorry,

969
00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:37,320
Speaker 1: old school, that's not true. There does seem to be

970
00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:43,240
Speaker 1: a dining trend among sharks where they like eat people

971
00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:46,000
Speaker 1: doing silly stuff, like a shark just like tried to

972
00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:49,720
Speaker 1: eat somebody whose paras sailing. That there was a kite

973
00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:53,680
Speaker 1: surfer who was attacked by a pod of sharks and killed.

974
00:57:54,040 --> 00:57:56,000
Speaker 1: I would I would be interested to see if that.

975
00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:59,840
Speaker 1: Oh if there's some crossover. Yeah, I got a zorb

976
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:06,960
Speaker 1: attacks of sharks on zorblow cong versus Godzilla type. Yeah, yeah,

977
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:11,840
Speaker 1: I like that. Well, Langston, we will look into that

978
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:14,440
Speaker 1: before you're on next. But this has been such a

979
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:18,200
Speaker 1: pleasure having you. Where can people find you and follow you? Oh?

980
00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:21,240
Speaker 1: They can uh, And I've had a pleasure as well, gentlemen.

981
00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:26,720
Speaker 1: They can find me at Langston Kerman on all platforms, Twitter,

982
00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:29,520
Speaker 1: and Instagram. Please don't try to find me on Facebook.

983
00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:33,200
Speaker 1: I'm off of that toxic thing for the time being,

984
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:36,840
Speaker 1: I think. And you can always listen to my podcast.

985
00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:40,240
Speaker 1: It's called My Mama told me. It's on iHeart and

986
00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:43,120
Speaker 1: Big Money Players and I get to talk a lot

987
00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:45,600
Speaker 1: of shit about conspiracy theories with black people. It's a

988
00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:48,520
Speaker 1: good time, great show. Is there a tweet or some

989
00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:52,320
Speaker 1: other work of social media you've been enjoying? Yes, so

990
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:57,960
Speaker 1: recently at an extremely old tweet from Shack and a

991
00:58:58,160 --> 00:59:02,640
Speaker 1: tweet from OH nine resurfaced on my timeline from from

992
00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:06,440
Speaker 1: Shaq Shaquille O'Neil himself, and he writes, and this is

993
00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:09,320
Speaker 1: all I want to step it out, just so you

994
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:13,200
Speaker 1: guys understand how funny this is. He writes, these nuts

995
00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:17,160
Speaker 1: come up. Aha, got y'all if you fell for that,

996
00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:28,000
Speaker 1: come on now l O l lmfao ah got you all. Shack,

997
00:59:30,520 --> 00:59:34,400
Speaker 1: why Shaq got drunk? And we give this man millions

998
00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:37,919
Speaker 1: and millions of dollars in endorsement money in television time

999
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:40,800
Speaker 1: every year, all because he had big feet in ninety

1000
00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:44,400
Speaker 1: two and he's playing these nuts on Twitter. He did

1001
00:59:44,520 --> 00:59:46,760
Speaker 1: get me though, on that. I have to admit listen,

1002
00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:50,560
Speaker 1: he got us all Jack, he got these nuts. Ha. Whoa,

1003
00:59:52,360 --> 00:59:54,720
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, whoa. You didn't even give me a chance

1004
00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:58,680
Speaker 1: to react. Is that the setup and the punchline is

1005
00:59:58,760 --> 01:00:01,200
Speaker 1: the same thing. If you if you get to write

1006
01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:06,040
Speaker 1: down these nuts, you you win. Sorry, Miles, where can

1007
01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:09,400
Speaker 1: people find you? And what's a tweet you've been enjoying? Twitter? Instagram?

1008
01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:13,600
Speaker 1: Miles of Gray. Also the other podcast for twenty day Fiance,

1009
01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:18,560
Speaker 1: We're talking ninety day Hi and him tweets out like

1010
01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:21,680
Speaker 1: past guest Melissa Seaton at Melissa's Tetton. She tweets, if

1011
01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:27,800
Speaker 1: you love injuries, you'll love the NBA. So true. Everybody's

1012
01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:31,480
Speaker 1: going down is a neat thing for freaking me the

1013
01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:36,200
Speaker 1: fuck out. Yeah. Also Marcella Argueo past guests, she just

1014
01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:38,200
Speaker 1: sort of quote tweeted another thing. But I just like,

1015
01:00:38,480 --> 01:00:40,360
Speaker 1: I like her set up to this really good tweet.

1016
01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:42,560
Speaker 1: She said, this joke is so perfectly written that I

1017
01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:45,560
Speaker 1: actually hate it. And it's a tweet from Zach Vile

1018
01:00:45,680 --> 01:00:49,439
Speaker 1: at Zach v v e Tweeting. Brad Pitt was married

1019
01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:52,680
Speaker 1: to Jennifer Anderston. Now he's dating a woman half his age.

1020
01:00:53,080 --> 01:00:59,760
Speaker 1: This dude went from jen A to gen Z really easy, real,

1021
01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:03,520
Speaker 1: real good construction, better than that actually made. That's up

1022
01:01:03,560 --> 01:01:10,520
Speaker 1: there with these nuts. Ha got y'all's stupid. You can

1023
01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:16,400
Speaker 1: find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien a couple

1024
01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:22,959
Speaker 1: things I've been enjoying on Twitter. PFT commenter tweeted, every

1025
01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:26,440
Speaker 1: TV in America should automatically cut away to any shohei

1026
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:30,160
Speaker 1: otani at bat like a weather alert. On board with that,

1027
01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:35,760
Speaker 1: this dude is just NonStop every day. It's a new

1028
01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:42,000
Speaker 1: home run, new successful outing on the mound. And somebody

1029
01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:46,640
Speaker 1: tweeter picture of a Chucky Cheese where Chuck E. Cheese

1030
01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:50,800
Speaker 1: is sitting in black and white and an old Chucky

1031
01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:52,960
Speaker 1: Cheese and there is a Confederate flag on the wall,

1032
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:55,080
Speaker 1: and they tweeted Chuck E Cheese used to fly the

1033
01:01:55,120 --> 01:01:59,960
Speaker 1: Confederate flag and fund abortions not pleas, tweeted Robert entertain

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Speaker 1: in mint Lee. You can find us on Twitter at

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01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:07,680
Speaker 1: daily Zeitgeist for at d Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram. We

1036
01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:10,480
Speaker 1: have Facebook fan page and a website. Daily zeitgeis dot

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01:02:10,520 --> 01:02:14,680
Speaker 1: com where we post our episodes and our footno we

1038
01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:16,440
Speaker 1: link off to the information that we talked about in

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01:02:16,520 --> 01:02:19,640
Speaker 1: today's episode. As well as a song we think you

1040
01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:23,600
Speaker 1: might enjoy. Miles, what song do we suggest people check

1041
01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:27,520
Speaker 1: out today? This is gonna be a track Let's go

1042
01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:31,760
Speaker 1: to Brazil from this artist gal cost g A l.

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Speaker 1: C Osta and the track is called Pontos de Luce

1044
01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:39,640
Speaker 1: and it is a track I've heard sampled a lot

1045
01:02:39,760 --> 01:02:43,280
Speaker 1: by of one of my favorite producers, Songo, and he's

1046
01:02:43,280 --> 01:02:46,640
Speaker 1: just got this nice, you know, throwback seventies Brazilian funk

1047
01:02:47,080 --> 01:02:49,600
Speaker 1: feel to it. So yeah, this should be something that

1048
01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:53,200
Speaker 1: you all should enjoy as well. All right, we'll go

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Speaker 1: check that out. The Daily Zeigeis is a production of

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Speaker 1: iHeartRadio for More podcast for my heart radio, visit the

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Speaker 1: listen to your favorite shows? That is going to do

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Speaker 1: it for us this morning. We are back this afternoon

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