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Speaker 1: Second date updated.

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Speaker 2: Is there any way to do the math to figure

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Speaker 2: out what type of person you're the most compatible with?

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Speaker 3: For that, start with affectionate, multiply by heavy petting, subtract

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Speaker 3: two blindfolds, keep one, divide with an overbearing mother, and

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Speaker 3: this math.

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Speaker 4: I get it.

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Speaker 1: Now, You're gonna die alone.

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Speaker 2: Every time I try to calculate this, I keep coming

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Speaker 2: up with the same answer.

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Speaker 5: It's like time zero anytime you add the mother.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, saying goodness, our listener, Justine found a different formula,

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Speaker 2: and hopefully her results are better than mine, because apparently

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Speaker 2: she's been single for a bit now. But Justine, how's

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Speaker 2: the dating worlds going for you? Are you also reserving

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Speaker 2: a burial plot for one?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Okay, okay, I could hear you. I can hear you

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Speaker 5: laughing through the tears, So that's good. It's all right, Justine.

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Speaker 5: But the funny thing is you're not alone in that.

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Speaker 1: A lot of us are out there with you.

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Speaker 2: But you said that you figured out some sort of

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Speaker 2: mathematic formula to help you with your dating life.

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Speaker 1: What was that.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like this online test.

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Speaker 7: You put in all the stuff that you care about,

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Speaker 7: like your preferences and whatever. For like finding a partner.

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Speaker 6: And suppose we'll come back with like the percentage of

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Speaker 6: men on dating apps who like fit those preferences.

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Speaker 5: Oh really, so wait they also take the test thener, No,

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Speaker 5: I think that it probably I'm guessing it's an algorithm

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Speaker 5: that how it works?

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Speaker 6: Yeah? And so, like I started out like super basic.

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Speaker 7: I was like, they have to have a job, they

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Speaker 7: have to like not live at their parents' house, like

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Speaker 2: Like, okay, well my standards are crazy on your end.

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Speaker 7: I didn't put a single thing that was physical like

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Speaker 7: height or anything, and it came back with less than.

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Speaker 6: One percent of men a job truly.

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Speaker 5: Oh my okay, so you weren't feeling positive I'm guessing at.

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Speaker 6: That number or you know that's like very bleak.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: Anyway, I like after all of that, ended up meeting

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Speaker 7: this guy named James, like just in a coffee shop.

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Speaker 1: Oh didn't even need the dating apps.

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Speaker 5: She ran into the one percent.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's funny, like the irony. How did that interaction happen?

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Speaker 6: I literally was just sitting down and I was like

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Speaker 6: scrolling and he comes up to me. And he's like,

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Speaker 6: I don't work here. Like I thought, he was like

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Speaker 2: Okay, were you wearing like an apron or something?

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Speaker 6: No, I guess I just like looked like I was.

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 7: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: Or you're a manager. You know sometimes you walk into

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Speaker 5: a restaurant or something you see a manager working.

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Speaker 1: Good point.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, how did you responds to him when he asked

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Speaker 6: I was like, oh, sorry, I don't work here, and

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Speaker 6: he was like no, no, like to be your boyfriend.

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Speaker 5: Oh oh, it was all fe Okay did you like that?

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Speaker 6: I mean I thought it was funny, but he like

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Speaker 6: I brought my resume. I've got like my history and

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Speaker 6: experience and he legitimately like pulled out a piece of paper.

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Speaker 5: Wait what he had a dating resume? Yes? Oh, I

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Speaker 2: Or is it a move that he pulls on women

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Speaker 2: all the time. And he has twenty quote unquote dating

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Speaker 6: Real world of getting a job.

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Speaker 5: If she liked the resume, who cares how many other

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Speaker 6: You know, like basic stuff like he likes going to

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Speaker 6: want to set up an interview, you can just like

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Speaker 7: Oh a response, Yeah, And it was really nice, like

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Speaker 7: offer to literally venmo me for the coffee that I'd

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Speaker 1: Guy, you look poor here. You probably need this.

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Speaker 5: What was the hardest boyfriend interview question that you asked him?

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Speaker 6: Well, okay, so I've actually like done interviews at my

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Speaker 6: pull some of these. And I was like, what's one

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Speaker 4: Dude?

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Speaker 5: He is so not prepared for the dang it.

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Speaker 2: I would hate that question to be asked to me

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Speaker 2: on a first day. But did he have an answer

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Speaker 6: He did, and it was like it was like ready made.

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Speaker 7: And he legitimately said, I pry when I.

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Speaker 6: Watched the matrix because I'm scared about the future.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh, I don't think that was prepared.

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Speaker 5: I feel like that was honest Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: I'm so scared.

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Speaker 1: There's no way he just thought of that. How did

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Speaker 6: Honestly, I thought was really funny and it was really clever,

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Speaker 6: and like because it was so quick, I was like, oh, no,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not a red flag to you that he

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Speaker 6: Could have had so many worse answers.

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Speaker 5: He said, yeah, that is so much.

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Speaker 7: Better than anything.

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Speaker 6: Okay, So anyway, at the end, he's like, today I

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Speaker 6: get the job, and I was like, well, we probably

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Speaker 6: should set up like a second interview.

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Speaker 5: Oh.

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Speaker 6: Then I definitely got the job, and we kind of

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Speaker 7: It off there and it was funny and we laughed

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Speaker 7: and then he like never called me again. What I

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Speaker 7: like texted him made jokes about like, hey, we need

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Speaker 2: No if you guys cancer anything or like hug was

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Speaker 2: her physical viouce?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like a normal job interview, Yes, a job.

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Speaker 5: It doesn't like a transition.

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Speaker 1: How do you think I got hired to ye?

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Speaker 5: I mean that is strange though, because he's the one

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Speaker 5: like why wouldn't.

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Speaker 2: He, But she's the one that took it to the

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Speaker 2: He probably just it was a smooth line and was

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Speaker 6: Literally was the one asking like, did I get the job?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: He just wants the ego boost to offer the company

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Speaker 5: He's got to put in two weeks at his last job,

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Speaker 5: so find out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's clearly a lot of options on the table.

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Speaker 2: We're going to find out for sure what happened when

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Speaker 2: we come back and call James to do your second

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Speaker 2: date update.

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Speaker 1: Right after this second date update.

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Speaker 2: Is there any setting more romantic than a job interview?

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Speaker 5: It shouldn't be romantic.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, Broke, You're dressed all nice, You're talking

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Speaker 2: about your biggest.

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Speaker 1: Strength and your greatest weaknesses.

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Speaker 2: All of a sudden, what comes out of your pants?

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Speaker 1: Oh god, a resume? Would you look at that? I

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Speaker 3: No wonder, it's so warm, that's actually kind of what

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Speaker 3: happened to one of our listeners who met a guy recently.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't an official job application, but some dudes saw

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Speaker 2: at a coffee shop and asked, hey, are you taking boyfriend?

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Speaker 1: Application?

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Speaker 5: Is so smooth and he even.

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Speaker 1: Had a resume in his pants.

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Speaker 5: That's why even smooth pocket okay, or who knows where

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Speaker 2: Either way, it's kind of sus that he just carries

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Speaker 2: if that's what he does.

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Speaker 4: But we don't know.

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Speaker 1: He may have done this just.

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Speaker 5: For the thing he's putting some effort in.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it did work, and he got to sit down

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: By the end he said he was definitely going to

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Speaker 2: I think we're all a little bit concerned that this

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Speaker 2: little stick he's doing is working too well, and maybe

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Speaker 2: he's applying to multiple boyfriend positions all throughout the city.

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Speaker 5: There are a lot of openings. Yeah, there's a lot.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Justine, if this turns out where he actually does

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Speaker 2: this all the time and meets hundreds of women, this way,

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Speaker 2: how could we make him remember you and have you

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Speaker 2: stand like, how do we identify you?

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Speaker 1: Or do you still even want to go out with him?

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Speaker 6: At that point, I'm curious to hear what he has

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Speaker 7: But yeah, I was wearing a green romper, I have

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Speaker 5: Okay, cute, Okay, Ronald mcdonne, like you were the only

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Speaker 5: one who sat him down and actually gave him like

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Speaker 5: a legit interview. That's like, how could he remember you? Hopefully?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: All right, so we'll see if he does remember you

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Speaker 2: and what he asked to say.

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Speaker 1: We're James's phone number right now? Here we go.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, we're looking for James h Yeah.

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Speaker 7: Uh?

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Speaker 1: Where we we are a radio show?

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Speaker 4: Jeff?

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Speaker 1: Sorry? What you first word? Yeah? Thanks for putting on

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Speaker 1: all my flush in front of everybody.

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Speaker 2: You know, job, we're calling on behalf of our boss,

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Speaker 2: Justine and apparently you applied for the position of her

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Speaker 2: boyfriend role recently.

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, yeah.

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Speaker 5: Do you remember that interview? Do you remember that interview?

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Speaker 4: I mean I remember a few of them. Yeah, right, I.

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Speaker 2: Mean we expected that we heard about the move that

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Speaker 2: you pulled on our listener where you walked up to

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Speaker 2: her and you like had a resume and asked if

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Speaker 2: there was a boyfriend opening.

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Speaker 1: Is that something that you've done a lot?

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Speaker 5: Uh?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I've done that a good amount.

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Speaker 2: Can I guess how many times? Is it two hundred times?

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Speaker 4: I don't know about two hundred.

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Speaker 5: I want to know the success, right, how many of

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Speaker 5: those turn into a date?

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Speaker 4: They do? Sometimes? I've definitely met some interesting people, Okay.

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Speaker 2: I am curious about that before we get to like

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Speaker 2: Justine specifically, Like, what are some of the quirky things

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Speaker 2: that you found out while trying this on other people before?

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Speaker 4: I mean, there was this one girl who was an

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Speaker 4: extreme coupon her Oh whoa I've never met before.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's interesting people they call them cheap skates, but yeah,

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Speaker 4: There's another girl who kept talking about alien abductions, so

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Speaker 4: that was really interesting.

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Speaker 5: Was that a turn on for you? I'm curious, Like,

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Speaker 5: Are you actually looking for supthing in this?

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Speaker 4: You know, I don't really know what I'm looking for,

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Speaker 4: to be honest, It's just it's proven to be a

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Speaker 4: great way to meet people. May people really respond interesting?

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Speaker 2: Maybe you're looking for a girl who wears a green

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Speaker 2: and that just tells you to sit down for the

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Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, thank god you told me what she was wearing,

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Speaker 4: because that now I know who you're talking about.

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Speaker 5: I didn't ask you to sit down for the interview

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Speaker 5: to the aliens.

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Speaker 1: So now you remember Justine?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I remember Justine. Here's the thing. I do

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Speaker 4: Justine's was like, she was really quick with it, and

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Speaker 4: she was she was different, and I'll be honest, that

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Speaker 5: It did.

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Speaker 4: I didn't know.

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Speaker 5: How to respond because she beat you at your own

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, pretty much, But.

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Speaker 5: That seems like it'd be a turn on.

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Speaker 1: Men don't like to be outsmart.

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Speaker 5: I was just kidding, how do they ever meet anyone?

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Speaker 1: How did you feel talking to Justine like that? Were

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Speaker 4: You know? Yeah? Honestly, I just I never take this

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Speaker 5: You can't let your own insecurity stand of the way

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Speaker 1: What's your hold up?

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Speaker 4: Then? I guess I'm just not used to that. I've

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Speaker 1: You finally found her and you're like, what do I do?

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Speaker 5: That's why you're single? My man?

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Speaker 2: Like you don't know how to move forward now that

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Speaker 4: Like her kind of like she might you might just

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Speaker 5: I don't know, I think she is.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's terrifying.

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Speaker 5: No, I mean I appreciate the honesty.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what, if you think that's terrifying, just

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Speaker 2: wait till you hear that she's actually been listening to

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Speaker 1: It is on the other line right now.

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Speaker 5: You serious, Hey, scary, Justine's trying not to scream.

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Speaker 4: Hey Justine, come on.

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Speaker 6: James, you were like I thought we had like a banter.

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Speaker 4: We did? We did? It freaked me out. I've never

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Speaker 6: Oh, you have every right to be like confident and

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Speaker 6: like you're just like afraid of that. But honestly, you

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Speaker 6: I really enjoyed our conversation. And I'm a little sad,

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Speaker 6: but like now you're like backing out.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I'm not backing out. I'm just sort of

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Speaker 5: Okay, okay, this is positive.

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Speaker 1: Now I need to dethaw you and get you back

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Speaker 5: What did I picture popping in a microwaves?

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Speaker 1: Well, whatever you got to do.

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Speaker 2: She liked your energy when you first met, so just

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Speaker 2: bring that back and talk to her.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I I can definitely do that.

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Speaker 1: More confident than that though, Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 4: Justine, and I would like that. I would like if

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Speaker 4: we get the storm late.

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Speaker 1: It sounds kind of timid to me. Let's start.

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Speaker 6: Can you try to say it a little more assertive.

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Speaker 1: That's some flair on a James.

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Speaker 4: Justine, Let's do this, all right, let's do this.

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Speaker 5: I thought, I mean, I thought you guys were going

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Speaker 1: I thought, well, not in front of you, dude.

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Speaker 5: You can't ask for interviews. You can't apply to be

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Speaker 2: It's like you put on your application, but you have

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Speaker 2: no show it to us.

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Speaker 6: The thing I think you do have, Riz, I think

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Speaker 7: Being bold, like you really you got in your head,

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Speaker 7: I think so when there are no steaks, it's easy.

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Speaker 4: But now that there's steaks, that's.

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Speaker 1: That's actually true.

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Speaker 2: There will be steaks if we pay for them, because

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Speaker 2: we will offer to send you to a steakhouse.

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Speaker 5: Really, our gift cards cover.

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Speaker 1: This, and it's going to be an Apple.

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Speaker 5: I thought we were going to Sizzlers, but.

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Speaker 2: We'd like to send you guys out on one more

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Speaker 4: James, come on, James, Yeah, I love that.

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Speaker 2: I feel like if we didn't call and push you

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean we don't know that.

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Speaker 1: Well, Okay, Justine, you're still okay with it.

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Speaker 6: I am open to a second interview, but he honestly

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Speaker 6: just have to see how a less rehearsed interview goes.

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Speaker 5: Okay, was the first one just to show or is

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Speaker 5: it really.

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Speaker 2: Who he is Yeah, you find out in a real

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Speaker 2: world experience. I'm doing the dating math on this, just

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Speaker 2: like Justine did originally, and I'm saying this relationship is

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Speaker 2: probably at a five percent chance right now.

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Speaker 5: I was going to give it.

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Speaker 1: That's good unless he says something really smooth right.

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Speaker 4: Now, I got nothing.

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Speaker 1: Okay, it's a chance. Good lucky guys. It's broken. Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Broken Jeffrey in the morning.