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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's mashing together McDonald's and Wendy's

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Speaker 1: to create a limited time sea snack. The file of

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Speaker 1: fish Frosty now comes in tasty telapia or halibit chunks.

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Speaker 2: My kids don't need to use those gummy sharks anymore.

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Speaker 3: There, go put the ocean in your mouth.

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Speaker 1: With Laser Story, the segment where we read weird news

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Speaker 1: stories around the globe.

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Speaker 3: Just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

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Speaker 1: Those other sardine smoothies just don't. This first laser story

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Speaker 1: is out of Florida, all right, yay. A forty four

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Speaker 1: year old man named Peter Rieira raises chickens for a living,

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Speaker 1: and the other night he was out at a bar

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Speaker 1: and knocking back a few when he got into a

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Speaker 1: discussion about poultry, as.

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Speaker 2: You would if you're a chicken farmer.

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Speaker 3: At this is his area of expertise.

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Speaker 1: And it was with three other guys who'd been drinking

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Speaker 1: most of the night, and that discussion turned into a

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Speaker 1: full blown.

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Speaker 3: Argument listen to the expert here, guys.

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Speaker 1: Of course, in his mind, Peter is the foremost expert,

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Speaker 1: and these bozos didn't know what they were talking about.

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Speaker 3: When it came to chickens.

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Speaker 2: Chicken idiots out there jah.

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Speaker 3: Someone talking us about radio. Yeah, yeah, we know a

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Speaker 3: little bit, you know, we're in it.

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Speaker 1: Well, they wouldn't listen to his opinion, so he did

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Speaker 1: the reasonable thing, pulled a gun and started firing.

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Speaker 3: Gosh.

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Speaker 1: After that, cops got involved and arrests were made. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: here's a clip of a local detective explaining what happened.

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Speaker 4: The shooter evidently raises chickens, and the conversation was about

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Speaker 4: how many eggs a chicken can lay. One victim ran

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Speaker 4: out into the roadway trying to get away from the shooter.

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Speaker 4: The other two victims head. We had several phone calls.

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Speaker 4: The shooter himself called nine to one one. Arming yourself

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Speaker 4: with a handgun when you're under the influence is not

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Speaker 4: a good idea.

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Speaker 3: There's never going to be a good outcome with that.

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Speaker 2: Really thought he was gonna end that with some sort

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Speaker 2: of white did the chicken cross the road jokes? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: really was setting itself up that.

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Speaker 1: I feel like most chicken arguments do end this way.

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Speaker 1: Though it is Florida. Peter is now facing multiple charges

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Speaker 1: and is being held without bond. For what it's worth,

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Speaker 1: All three men said Peter was way over the top

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Speaker 1: about his chicken knowledge, and that didn't sit well with them, didn't.

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Speaker 2: I'm just worried about who's taking care of the chickens.

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Speaker 1: Now, you know, chickens pretty self sufficient, though I don't

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Speaker 1: think you're not.

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Speaker 4: A chicken and chicken trivia let me.

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Speaker 1: Bock bock bock. Next laser story is out of the

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Speaker 1: collectible corner with Wicked for Good hitting theaters on the

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Speaker 1: twenty first. It must be good timing to auction off

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Speaker 1: the original Wicked Witch's hat and your dog.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, her hat is iconic.

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Speaker 1: The pointy black hat that Margaret Hamilton wore in nineteen

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Speaker 1: thirty nine is the Wizard of Oz. Will be auctioned

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Speaker 1: on December third, So how much will it get? Speculation

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Speaker 1: is all over the place, especially because the original pair

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Speaker 1: of ruby slippers that Judy Garland wore. Those sold for

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Speaker 1: twenty eight million dollars last year.

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Speaker 3: Eight Oh my.

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Speaker 2: God, I'm sorry right now, everybody loves the witches more.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean energy absolutely all day. I can see that.

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Speaker 1: So the twenty eight mil, that's a lot more than expected.

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Speaker 1: As for the hat, last time it sold was only

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Speaker 1: a year ago.

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Speaker 3: For two point nine million.

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Speaker 2: God because of the yeah everything and.

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Speaker 1: Collectable, the experts are saying it could go for more

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Speaker 1: than double.

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Speaker 3: Now it's smart, that's smart.

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Speaker 2: But who would have ever thought buying a two point

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Speaker 2: nine million dollar hat would be a good investment?

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Speaker 3: Making fun of you? What I want to spend my

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Speaker 3: money on is none of your business. Okay. If I

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Speaker 3: want to wear that hat around while I cook, then

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Speaker 3: that's my right. Interesting he made himself green. Screw you, guys.

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Speaker 1: This next Lanser story is out of Food News. Jello

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Speaker 1: is celebrating it's one hundred and twenty fifth anniversary with.

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Speaker 5: Three new limited edition Thanksgiving items. Oh they're calling them

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Speaker 5: no Thanks molds because they're shaped like three of the

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Speaker 5: most divisive Thanksgiving foods, Brussels sprouts, cranberry sauce, and pecan pie.

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Speaker 3: What point, you're like one of my three favorites?

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Speaker 1: I mean, cranberry I can skip, but I love some brussels.

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Speaker 3: So to be clear, Wow, brussels.

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, this looks like a dinner from a

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Speaker 2: nineteen seventies is what.

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Speaker 3: It looks like.

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Speaker 1: Well, just to be clear, they aren't doing the super

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Speaker 1: weird flavors thing. These are just silicon molds that are

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Speaker 1: shaped like those polarizing.

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Speaker 3: Foods, not new flavor mixes.

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Speaker 1: So the cranberry mold comes with actual cranberry jello, but

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Speaker 1: the Brussels sprouts is lime and the pecan pie is

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Speaker 1: orange flavor.

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Speaker 2: It's not very.

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Speaker 3: Advertizing, hard to look at.

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Speaker 2: It's interesting. Jello's a hard sell of my kids.

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Speaker 1: But now your family has a name and a backstory

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Speaker 1: for the bird that it's getting this year. So each

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Speaker 1: no Thanks mold costs five dollars and it comes with

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Speaker 1: a kit with a box of jello mix and they're

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Speaker 1: available exclusively on Walmart dot com beginning today.

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Speaker 3: Wall Supplies Last.

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Speaker 2: Is ever a good ploy of a company to do

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Speaker 2: no thanks on a food item?

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Speaker 3: I don't know, but I want to try to make

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Speaker 3: these shot versions, you know good.

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Speaker 1: This next sizer story is out of Holiday headquarters. If

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Speaker 1: you're shopping in a target this holiday season and it

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Speaker 1: seems like an employee is being extra attentive, they're probably

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Speaker 1: not flirting with you.

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Speaker 2: I think you probably could always assume a chef is

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Speaker 2: anyone on the other round.

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Speaker 1: Well, I think most of the time they wouldn't even

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Speaker 1: talk to you. But this is just a policy that

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Speaker 1: Target is supposedly launched called the ten to four program,

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Speaker 1: which requires their workers to engage with customers when they're

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Speaker 1: within ten feet of a shopper.

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Speaker 3: You have to.

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Speaker 2: So basically all Target employees are going to, say, eleven

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Speaker 2: feet away from everyone, they'll try the store.

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Speaker 1: If they are within that ten foot range, they're being

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Speaker 1: told to smile directly at them.

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Speaker 3: So it's gonna be kind of weird.

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Speaker 1: Then as you get closer, they'll make eye contact and

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Speaker 1: wave or even say hello, Hello. Remember she's just being friendly.

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Speaker 1: She's not flirting with you.

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Speaker 4: I don't know, she likes me.

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Speaker 1: If they are within four feet of a shopper, employees

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Speaker 1: then must ask if they need help finding anything, or

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Speaker 1: they're directed to ask how their day is going, or

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Speaker 1: a similar pleasantry like hey, you want to wear my

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Speaker 1: red vest and resticker things with my price?

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Speaker 3: Dumb, just friendly chat.

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Speaker 2: That seems like a lot who worked at Target a

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Speaker 2: long time ago, and she said that one of the

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Speaker 2: company policies is that couldn't have blood clots in the aisles,

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Speaker 2: And that was more than one red Target worker plot.

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Speaker 2: I was like, what is that crazy?

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Speaker 1: A weird policy, Target says heading into the holiday they

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Speaker 1: wanted to make adjustments and implement new ways to increase

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Speaker 1: connection during the most important time of the year.

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Speaker 2: When people leave me alone when I'm don't ask me

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Speaker 2: my dance.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm approaching you, don't approach me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll come find.

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Speaker 3: You exactly eye contact though, I mean slope down. Everybody

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Speaker 3: check me out.

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Speaker 1: Other places have similar proximity rules for customer interaction, including

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Speaker 1: Walmart and Disney, so it isn't the first time a

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Speaker 1: company's asked workers to carry around mental tape measurers.

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Speaker 3: Don't run up to you and dance with you. The

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Speaker 3: Disney interactions are wild. Do you want to for them?

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Speaker 3: I know, I'm like, I'm okay.

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Speaker 1: But speaking of mental tape measurers, this guy just used

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Speaker 1: a tape measure last night.

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Speaker 3: Oh wait a minute, he's measuring.

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Speaker 1: Socks for stockings. Of course, he wants the biggest one.

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Speaker 1: Santa can put whatever he wants to know. And that's

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Speaker 1: how means Laser Stories has come to an end for

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Speaker 1: the day. We'll do it again at the same time

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Speaker 1: on Friday.

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning