1 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:07,480 Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode Alchemy this I'm your host, 2 00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:11,520 Speaker 1: Kevin policy is that Kevin Policlet's that? Well? Let me explain. 3 00:00:11,880 --> 00:00:15,240 Speaker 1: So this fine morning, we have gathered on the lovely 4 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:19,520 Speaker 1: Discord app which will allow we Alchemists to play from 5 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:23,159 Speaker 1: our individual homes. It should be mostly smooth, with a 6 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:27,560 Speaker 1: chance of interruptions, drops and flops. I just know that 7 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:30,000 Speaker 1: rather than calling the whole thing off, we found a 8 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:33,440 Speaker 1: way through through thanks to James and Doug, we found 9 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:35,680 Speaker 1: a way to give this a proper go, and to 10 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:39,280 Speaker 1: physically see each other while we're doing so, in an 11 00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:41,919 Speaker 1: effort to react in real time to each other as 12 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:45,879 Speaker 1: best as technology will allow. So thank you for joining us, 13 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:48,840 Speaker 1: and we wish you all the very best from your 14 00:00:49,159 --> 00:00:53,120 Speaker 1: in your homes and your lives. Welcome to Alchemy this 15 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:59,520 Speaker 1: COVID nineteen edition. But I digress. Let's meet our archemist, 16 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:02,040 Speaker 1: shall we know a particular order? Say hello to Caroline Cotter. 17 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:11,240 Speaker 1: Caroline forms on the left. I noticed on Instagram you're 18 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:14,560 Speaker 1: offering up your how to make bread from scratch? Who taught? 19 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:21,640 Speaker 1: Who taught you? My father Christopher Cotter? Um, Yeah, I 20 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:22,960 Speaker 1: don't know what you want me to say, taught me 21 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:26,520 Speaker 1: how to make bread. He I will say he usually 22 00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:29,399 Speaker 1: makes sour dough bread, which is not what I have 23 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:32,920 Speaker 1: on my Instagram. So if you want to know how 24 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:34,720 Speaker 1: to make sour dough, you have to reach out to 25 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:37,720 Speaker 1: me personally and I will tell you. But it's going 26 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:41,400 Speaker 1: to take like a week. Oh, I see to get 27 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:44,319 Speaker 1: back to us. I'm sorry. No like takes it like 28 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:46,720 Speaker 1: you have to make like with this bread, you just 29 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:50,080 Speaker 1: have yeast. Yeah, exactly, So you have the starter for 30 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:53,200 Speaker 1: sour dough bread which you make yourself out of like 31 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:56,080 Speaker 1: flour and water and it gets all nasty and stuff. 32 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:06,080 Speaker 1: Good answer. Unfortunately, while you were giving that answer, all 33 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:11,000 Speaker 1: of my notes on my iPad went away. But but 34 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:14,480 Speaker 1: but that's the first So that's incredibly fun. Uh. The 35 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:17,320 Speaker 1: good news is I'm sitting in front of my laptop 36 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:21,040 Speaker 1: and uh, I've got it all right here, so not 37 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:26,520 Speaker 1: to worry as I uh frantically up got it already. 38 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:31,240 Speaker 1: Let's see if I opened this, folks, this is with 39 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:34,320 Speaker 1: a good stuff. I found it. Okay, stop the madness. 40 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:38,120 Speaker 1: It's James Ni Jimmy too. Two seven. How do you 41 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:42,160 Speaker 1: stay so fresh? Well, first of all, I'd appreciate you 42 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:46,640 Speaker 1: not giving my address numbers away on the air. But 43 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:51,519 Speaker 1: I stayed mostly fresh by I naturally don't sweat too much, 44 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:54,440 Speaker 1: so I don't really need to do much to stay fresh. 45 00:02:54,440 --> 00:03:04,520 Speaker 1: It's I'm naturally fresh. Banana pants. Banana pants. Uh, okay, 46 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:08,160 Speaker 1: how do you check your toilet papers supply? It's Christoph Varado. 47 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:11,280 Speaker 1: Christoph walts into my heart. What's a fun game to 48 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:16,400 Speaker 1: play at home? Um? You kind of cut out. I 49 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:19,079 Speaker 1: think you said a fun game to play at home? Yes, 50 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:23,920 Speaker 1: that's right, great, um um, the trying to break your 51 00:03:23,919 --> 00:03:33,560 Speaker 1: own nose in three punches are less. Wow, that's fantastic. Yeah, 52 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:37,280 Speaker 1: it's fun. Give it a shot, James, James. Wait, no, 53 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:39,560 Speaker 1: I'm not trying that. I can't. You know what, I 54 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:41,400 Speaker 1: keep giving you some hot tips on some games to 55 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:44,640 Speaker 1: play later. No more, no more crank calls. It's Craig 56 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:49,120 Speaker 1: Kikowski kakou on Twitter. While back, you recommended the new 57 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:52,760 Speaker 1: Hulu comedy series High Fidelity. Do you have any others 58 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:57,280 Speaker 1: you might recommend at this point? Yeah? I like the 59 00:03:57,640 --> 00:04:02,800 Speaker 1: two thousand film High Fidelities darring John Cusack, and also 60 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:05,640 Speaker 1: the Nick Hornby book High Fidelity, which came out in 61 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:09,160 Speaker 1: the mid nineties. Uh. And is set in England. So 62 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:13,600 Speaker 1: there's some good recommendations across several forms of media. Thank you, 63 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:17,719 Speaker 1: cook Out, check your vertical it's cold, Stratton Cole not 64 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:22,960 Speaker 1: so Houser. Got any good reading material, uh, other than 65 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:26,960 Speaker 1: the book the novel High Fidelity that you can recommend 66 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:31,480 Speaker 1: for the twenty seven remaining readers out there. Yeah, about 67 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:35,960 Speaker 1: a Boy by Nick Hornby. Actually there's a series of 68 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:38,400 Speaker 1: books I've been reading that I really enjoy, The Paper 69 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:42,560 Speaker 1: Magician series by Charlie an Holmberg. It's it's it's fun, 70 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:45,200 Speaker 1: they're interesting, they're easy reads. There's like four I think 71 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:51,919 Speaker 1: check that excellent. Damnit uh and last but Kissed My 72 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:54,120 Speaker 1: Rosie red one if you think him Lease, it's Joey 73 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:58,320 Speaker 1: Greer Greer Abbey. How would you like to be remembered? 74 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:00,640 Speaker 1: I just have a question your rose read one? Is 75 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:05,560 Speaker 1: that a Is that a prolapse to anus? Alright, so 76 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:09,320 Speaker 1: I doesn't have to be pro lapse, just so I 77 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:14,920 Speaker 1: think i'd like to be remembered. Um, I think I'd 78 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:19,359 Speaker 1: like to be remembered, you know, as like either an 79 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:31,599 Speaker 1: olive oil flavor or uh, you know, some kind of fans. Okay, okay, okay, 80 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:35,520 Speaker 1: all right, let's do a damn show. All of our 81 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:38,359 Speaker 1: scene suggestions are gonna gathered from either our patroon v 82 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:41,400 Speaker 1: I P S or your listener emails. If you'd like 83 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:44,480 Speaker 1: to submit a scene suggestion, please write to the podcast 84 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:51,960 Speaker 1: your name here at this dot com. That's your name here? Yeah, 85 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:55,359 Speaker 1: ce Ce folks are still one. CE Number one comes 86 00:05:55,480 --> 00:06:01,520 Speaker 1: from our newest Patreon, alca Mania. Look Out. His name 87 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:04,920 Speaker 1: is Joseph and he wrote, Hey guys, big fan here. 88 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,800 Speaker 1: Joey Greer is so funny every time his character gets 89 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:12,080 Speaker 1: violently upset, I laugh immediately. My suggestion today is the 90 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:15,839 Speaker 1: crew reluctantly gives into James is always inviting them over 91 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:20,719 Speaker 1: for breakfast, but one thing after another goes wrong. Kevin, 92 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:26,840 Speaker 1: You're awesome. I did not just add that, James. James's okay, 93 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:31,320 Speaker 1: We're headed over to James's for breakfast. Yeah, I guess so, 94 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:37,279 Speaker 1: bing bong, Hold on one second, I'm coming. I'm coming, James. 95 00:06:37,279 --> 00:06:40,920 Speaker 1: Hold on, come back to bed? No, no, you just 96 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:46,880 Speaker 1: stay in bed. Come on and one another one. No, 97 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:51,760 Speaker 1: we can't have anymore. A little kissie kiss come on, 98 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:57,680 Speaker 1: big boy? Oh give me another here, Hey, James, I 99 00:06:57,680 --> 00:07:01,760 Speaker 1: figure out a soapen here. Oh oh you came in. Okay, 100 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:04,760 Speaker 1: hold on one second, honey, you stay in the bedroom. 101 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:08,240 Speaker 1: I don't want you Todolpho Rodolpho's and the goddamn kitchen. 102 00:07:08,279 --> 00:07:12,280 Speaker 1: Don't go in there. I got sober. My We held on. 103 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:16,120 Speaker 1: Who's in the kitchen, James Rodolpho? He started living roommates. 104 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:20,920 Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Oh, sorry, Rodolpho. I'm gonna 105 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:24,360 Speaker 1: go tell Rodolpho that we need to Um, I have 106 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:28,080 Speaker 1: people coming over today, so it's a little different. Craig. 107 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:31,680 Speaker 1: I'm I'm shocked that you were available to come have 108 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:35,679 Speaker 1: breakfast at James's place this morning. Yeah. You know, my 109 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:39,080 Speaker 1: my dance car usually fills up pretty fast for breakfast. 110 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:41,760 Speaker 1: But yeah, I I have like a forty five minute 111 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:45,760 Speaker 1: hole this morning. So are you going to breakfast after 112 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:48,320 Speaker 1: this with other people? I've been hitting a brunch after 113 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:54,560 Speaker 1: this and then uh and then a lunch. So your 114 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:57,240 Speaker 1: whole so your whole schedule is just going to eat 115 00:07:57,280 --> 00:08:00,320 Speaker 1: with other people. Yeah, you know, taking meeting, you know, 116 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:03,400 Speaker 1: it's it's Hollywood. It's always a hustle. So you know, 117 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:06,640 Speaker 1: just staying connected, you know, but as many connections as possible. 118 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:09,000 Speaker 1: This is not a good neighborhood. By the way, a 119 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:14,280 Speaker 1: man here, do you guys, any of you guys have 120 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:18,720 Speaker 1: like like a loose tire or something like that. Yes, yes, yes, 121 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:22,760 Speaker 1: here's a loose tie. I I was gonna wear it. Joey, 122 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:26,440 Speaker 1: you look terrible. I'm fine, I'm I just need a 123 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:29,560 Speaker 1: little tire. I said, I'm gonna build this car. Man, 124 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:34,319 Speaker 1: then I'm gonna raise. Have you guys seen Ford versus Gerris. 125 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:37,400 Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, Joey got official least. Come on, big Black, 126 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:41,720 Speaker 1: come here, get you back in your least. I'm sorry, guys, 127 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:46,280 Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Okay, all right, joe you're gonna behave today. 128 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:54,280 Speaker 1: You're gonna behaved. Brecky, You're gonna behave everything. Okay, buddy, okay, 129 00:08:54,280 --> 00:09:00,959 Speaker 1: come in you you're excited about about finally getting runs? Yes, yes, 130 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,720 Speaker 1: I am. Oh I did hear him coming through the door? 131 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:10,640 Speaker 1: Baby wait, baby, wait, come back to a sweetheart. Please, 132 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:13,440 Speaker 1: I've got people coming over and i'd really like you to, 133 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:16,680 Speaker 1: you know, just stay in the bedroom. If you open 134 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:21,280 Speaker 1: that door, I'm gonna kill Rodolpho. I don't I don't 135 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:22,719 Speaker 1: know if you know this about me, but I'm not 136 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:24,920 Speaker 1: a big fan of Rodolpho. I feel like we don't 137 00:09:24,920 --> 00:09:27,880 Speaker 1: need any right now, so my cry for help falls 138 00:09:27,920 --> 00:09:36,079 Speaker 1: on deaf ears. Is that right? Listen? I I don't 139 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:38,120 Speaker 1: think he's here. I don't think he's here. I really 140 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:42,959 Speaker 1: got to I get it. I gotta get guys. Guys. 141 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:46,360 Speaker 1: Don't leave yet, don't leave? Uh, come on inside, come inside? 142 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:50,760 Speaker 1: Is that him? You have to open the door, James. 143 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:55,680 Speaker 1: We can't just walk through the door. Okay, here we go. Yeah, 144 00:09:56,240 --> 00:10:00,400 Speaker 1: that's a heavy door. Oh my god, here, Why didn't 145 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:07,080 Speaker 1: you It's I've just been just working on Hash Browns 146 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:10,120 Speaker 1: all morning, So come inside. It's not the safest neighborhood. 147 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:11,480 Speaker 1: But as long as you get in here and we 148 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:19,080 Speaker 1: shut this heavy door, Joe can't come in with coconut milk. 149 00:10:20,559 --> 00:10:25,440 Speaker 1: What with coconut milk? No, I'm doing Hash browns, orange juice, 150 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:30,240 Speaker 1: veggie SAUCEA an a. This is why we didn't come over. Ever, 151 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:33,360 Speaker 1: what are you talking about? I thought that that's, you know, 152 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:36,440 Speaker 1: my signature breakfast. I guess so. But I also told 153 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:39,600 Speaker 1: you I have dietary restrictions and that it's only meat. 154 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:45,439 Speaker 1: It's only meat. Dietary restriction is that I can't eat 155 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:49,240 Speaker 1: anything else? Well, and James. You don't have to be 156 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:55,280 Speaker 1: sort of dismissive with your questions. Caroline, I'm not trying 157 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:59,280 Speaker 1: to listen. Why don't you guys come on inside? Just fine? 158 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:02,640 Speaker 1: All right? Thank whoa. Joey, get down, Joey, down down. 159 00:11:02,679 --> 00:11:04,439 Speaker 1: I know you're excited to see him. I know you're 160 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:08,160 Speaker 1: excited to see him. I'm sorry, Heney, I'm so sorry. 161 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,559 Speaker 1: He was so excited about this. We just saw four 162 00:11:10,679 --> 00:11:14,679 Speaker 1: versus Ferrari this morning's super You should never have shown 163 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:17,120 Speaker 1: him that. I know, I know, but he kept saying, 164 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:18,600 Speaker 1: I want to see the room Room movie. I want 165 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:23,720 Speaker 1: to see the room Room movie. Days. Listen, Joe you 166 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:25,360 Speaker 1: need to be quieter or my wife is going to 167 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:28,840 Speaker 1: be upset. Okay, uh this door here, don't touch it. 168 00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:31,920 Speaker 1: Stop touching it. This door goes to my bedroom, and 169 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:40,319 Speaker 1: that's a sacred place in the house. What us she's 170 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:42,280 Speaker 1: not joining us today? Why not? I want to meet 171 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:45,960 Speaker 1: your wife? We all like you never let us meet her. Well, 172 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:48,000 Speaker 1: you guys are coming for breakfast, and we have a 173 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:51,640 Speaker 1: hard rule about not getting dressed until after ten. So 174 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:54,480 Speaker 1: what kind of hard rule is that. Well, it's just 175 00:11:54,559 --> 00:11:57,240 Speaker 1: that it's it's our home and if there's a safe place. 176 00:11:57,280 --> 00:12:00,280 Speaker 1: It's behind the walls and doors of your own being 177 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:03,199 Speaker 1: of shape. Can we all have safe words while we're here, James, 178 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:07,040 Speaker 1: I guess, but it needs to be something that I 179 00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:13,400 Speaker 1: can remember. Okay, molasses for me? Yeah? What is it? Molasses? 180 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:18,520 Speaker 1: Molasses for Craig, mine's gonna be. Why don't we all 181 00:12:18,559 --> 00:12:22,760 Speaker 1: have the same safe word? That doesn't make any sense? Well, 182 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:24,880 Speaker 1: then we can all remember it if we hear that 183 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:26,880 Speaker 1: one word. But if I have to remember a different 184 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:32,840 Speaker 1: one for each person, breaking point is different. I'm sorry. Hello, Hi, yeah, hi, Hi, 185 00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:37,319 Speaker 1: I'm I'm a health Inspectrum of Food and Safety Health inspector. 186 00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:42,959 Speaker 1: You can't come in. You cannot come breakfast just to 187 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,679 Speaker 1: select fear friends. It's not it's not a business. You 188 00:12:45,679 --> 00:12:48,079 Speaker 1: said you have a selected fear friends? Is that correct? 189 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:51,920 Speaker 1: You know what it is that this isn't a restaurant. 190 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:54,439 Speaker 1: You can't come in here and judge my house? I think? 191 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:58,319 Speaker 1: Is that a B rating in the corner there, Jane? 192 00:12:58,679 --> 00:13:02,040 Speaker 1: That B stands for beast. Uh, it's not a rating, 193 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:05,120 Speaker 1: it's just you know, listen, this house in inspector is 194 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:08,559 Speaker 1: not supposed to be here. Are you not serving breakfast? 195 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:13,959 Speaker 1: I I invited in, heir James, Hi, Craig, how are 196 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:19,600 Speaker 1: you great? Seeing you lunch later? Absolutely well, I think 197 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:21,880 Speaker 1: we have a lunch of one, don't we. We do 198 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:28,840 Speaker 1: connected in the house. This is this is kind of 199 00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:31,400 Speaker 1: weird to bring up, but like for a food health inspector, 200 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:36,000 Speaker 1: you you seem really rich healthy. Yeah, well this is 201 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:39,200 Speaker 1: family money. But I love public service. So let me 202 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:42,199 Speaker 1: just take a look around here. I do not want 203 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,760 Speaker 1: to get What are you looking for? I'm looking for 204 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:54,240 Speaker 1: ant droppings. I'm looking for uh, you know, I've never 205 00:13:54,280 --> 00:14:02,760 Speaker 1: seen ant droppings look like tiny ants. A monocle. Yes, yeah, 206 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:06,120 Speaker 1: so it's it's actually just a magnifying monocle. Oh yeah, 207 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:08,280 Speaker 1: so I get to see you. I can see your pores. 208 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:11,600 Speaker 1: All right, let's just poop here for the queen and 209 00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:17,720 Speaker 1: find something to bring back for her. I don't know 210 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:20,720 Speaker 1: that I could just squeeze one out on command. Oh 211 00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:22,640 Speaker 1: if you can't squeeze one out, we must rip his 212 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:27,200 Speaker 1: arms off his bobby. Wait, I'm thinking of a great 213 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:35,240 Speaker 1: poop mountain. Its working, But I don't know why we 214 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:41,480 Speaker 1: chose this house. They only have his veggie sausage. But 215 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:44,200 Speaker 1: we're here. It took us three years to get here, 216 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:46,560 Speaker 1: so we might as well just go and have some 217 00:14:46,640 --> 00:15:05,040 Speaker 1: munches in the background, naked it some hell yeah kids, Yes, James, Uh, 218 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:09,280 Speaker 1: you don't seem like you're doing well. Body. Oh I'm 219 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:12,320 Speaker 1: doing pretty good. It's you know, it's on days like 220 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:14,880 Speaker 1: this the house gets a little chaotic because I was 221 00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:17,200 Speaker 1: expecting guests. I was cooking a lot of food. You 222 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:19,280 Speaker 1: can tell me, is it is it because coals here? 223 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:23,480 Speaker 1: Is it because coals here? Well, it's not because coal's here, 224 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:26,640 Speaker 1: but it's because Cole brought Joey, and I thought that 225 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,920 Speaker 1: was gonna be like when I saw Joey, I thought 226 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:32,560 Speaker 1: that was the peak of the problems. But Craig brought 227 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:36,680 Speaker 1: that health inspectra. I wasn't expecting health inspectral. It's rich, though, dude, 228 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:40,240 Speaker 1: I feel like it's a scam. They got going, Hey, 229 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:44,560 Speaker 1: you guys talking about Joey. Oh, Kevin, we were kind 230 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:47,520 Speaker 1: of talking about Joey. Then it moved on. I'd love 231 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:49,880 Speaker 1: to get in on the talk about Joey because I 232 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:51,840 Speaker 1: think we all need to be on the same page. 233 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:56,320 Speaker 1: He's got to go, right, I don't go. I mean, 234 00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:59,080 Speaker 1: I don't know if he has all right. Yeah, he's gone, 235 00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:04,080 Speaker 1: and I mean, Craig, what do you think, Caroline? Sorry, 236 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:05,600 Speaker 1: I was just checking to see if he has hot 237 00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:12,560 Speaker 1: running water and he does not. I mean it's kind 238 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:17,360 Speaker 1: of lukewarm. But yeah, Ted, can you write him up 239 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:21,720 Speaker 1: for that? Oh? Yeah, no problem. By the way, I 240 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:23,960 Speaker 1: just have these extra role exes. Would you mind just 241 00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:30,200 Speaker 1: putting them around your feet? Sure? Absolutely, thinks And that's 242 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:37,560 Speaker 1: scene one Lukewarm. The original script in the Star Wars 243 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:46,480 Speaker 1: was that character's name Lukewarm too hot. Se Number two 244 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:51,760 Speaker 1: comes to us from Ryan, who wrote, Hello Kevin slash 245 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:56,840 Speaker 1: cole covering the bass, Ryan from Calgary Here, first time, 246 00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:59,640 Speaker 1: long time? What's that? Have you ever had to look 247 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:06,800 Speaker 1: at your whole? Number two in the mirror? Wow? Let's 248 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:09,760 Speaker 1: all take a second with that one, shall we. I think, 249 00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:12,800 Speaker 1: joe you want to take a knee? Uh? I'm so 250 00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:16,360 Speaker 1: happy you asked. It's so strange the way you're simultaneously 251 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:20,160 Speaker 1: judging and defending yourself when doing so. But I digress, 252 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:24,320 Speaker 1: or do I? My suggestion is just that Joey caught 253 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:30,320 Speaker 1: mid inner monologue while innocently inspecting his chili ring standing 254 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:35,440 Speaker 1: on the counter in a bath food restaurant bathroom mirror. Oh, 255 00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:40,040 Speaker 1: my god. Hey, I'm Duncan. I'm gonna go take a 256 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:41,800 Speaker 1: take a five minute break. I got use the restaurant. 257 00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:43,320 Speaker 1: What do you mean you want to take a break. 258 00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:50,960 Speaker 1: I know I have to use the restaurant. Don't get Okay, okay, okay, 259 00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:52,359 Speaker 1: are you sure? Because I ordered this got put up. 260 00:17:52,359 --> 00:17:54,560 Speaker 1: I don't mind staying. I'll take it off for you. Hey, 261 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:57,600 Speaker 1: you owe me one. Don't keep pressuring me like that. 262 00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:03,320 Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. Don't you like we're just get out of it. 263 00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:05,919 Speaker 1: Hold on, Duncan, wait a second. Okay. Every time I 264 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000 Speaker 1: do a work related task for you, you say I 265 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,760 Speaker 1: owe you one, when it's just I don't owe you 266 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,800 Speaker 1: one like that, Duncan. That's not like a big ask. 267 00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:17,160 Speaker 1: I took you to the goddamn hospital and get tumors off, 268 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:20,159 Speaker 1: your eye removed. Okay, and I ain't never gonna forget that. 269 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,600 Speaker 1: I ain't never going to forget that. When I dropped 270 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:26,120 Speaker 1: you off, you said I owe you one for me, 271 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:29,880 Speaker 1: like I have to owe you one. You only one, 272 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:33,680 Speaker 1: But that makes no sense. I'm helping you at the hospital, man, exactly. 273 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:36,280 Speaker 1: Now listen, there's an order up. Go handle your business. 274 00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:39,840 Speaker 1: What are you gonna say, what are you gonna say 275 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:43,080 Speaker 1: the only one? I was like, yeah, up, all right, 276 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,720 Speaker 1: I gotta go. I gotta go. You know the two 277 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:46,640 Speaker 1: orders up? Let me help, Let me help. I'll take break. 278 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,840 Speaker 1: You go do your thing. I don't want to owe 279 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:52,399 Speaker 1: you one, duncan. This is crazy. What is it you 280 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:59,720 Speaker 1: gotta do? Anyway? I just gotta I gotta. I gotta 281 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:05,560 Speaker 1: check my butt hole. Hey, I can owe you one 282 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:09,199 Speaker 1: if you need a little help with that. I gotta Actually, 283 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:10,600 Speaker 1: this is something that I would owe you one if 284 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:17,199 Speaker 1: you want to check my one? And what are we? 285 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:21,119 Speaker 1: What are we looking for? Exactly at anything normal I have? 286 00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:25,359 Speaker 1: I have the most abnormal one. I just want a 287 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:28,639 Speaker 1: semblance of comfort. I just want to know that my my, 288 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:33,000 Speaker 1: my BINGI holy, it's just like everyone else is. So 289 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:40,040 Speaker 1: you call it a beanie, I call it a chili ring. Whoa, whoa, 290 00:19:40,119 --> 00:19:42,119 Speaker 1: where are you guys going? There's a line, there's a 291 00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:46,600 Speaker 1: line and us the rest of real quick coming. Yeah, yeah, 292 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:48,720 Speaker 1: everyone's got to go real quick. I'm gonna be real 293 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:52,720 Speaker 1: quick to just gotta rub one on me. Don't rub 294 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:56,359 Speaker 1: one out, for God's sakes. Look, Tommy, this is crazy. 295 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:58,199 Speaker 1: I'm already I'm throwing out favorites left and right. Might 296 00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:59,920 Speaker 1: as well throw I don't need you in my head 297 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,400 Speaker 1: when I'm in there. Shut up already. Wait Tommy, wait 298 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:06,600 Speaker 1: a second. Oh my gosh, Tommy, wait, look, I'm asking 299 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:13,640 Speaker 1: Duncan to look at my going. Hey, can I get 300 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:16,520 Speaker 1: an order of chili rings? How many? How many? Inner order? 301 00:20:18,359 --> 00:20:22,359 Speaker 1: How many in an order? Yeah? Um, we have fifteen 302 00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:28,479 Speaker 1: chili rings in one order. That's a large. That's a small. Okay. 303 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:31,480 Speaker 1: Do you want a large? Yeah? I'd like a large? 304 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:34,760 Speaker 1: Have any You can just keep all the chili rings 305 00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:38,679 Speaker 1: to yourself, babe, Come on, I want to get we 306 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:42,320 Speaker 1: don't we don't. We don't need a large chili to 307 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:46,200 Speaker 1: the table. Okay, So that's a hundred and a large? 308 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:51,280 Speaker 1: Oh that really jumps up. Well, the medium is fifty. Okay, 309 00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:56,240 Speaker 1: we'll stick with the large. I think anything else, Uh, 310 00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:59,879 Speaker 1: let me get a bung hole. Okay, and do you 311 00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:03,480 Speaker 1: the small or a large? We don't meet a punk hole. 312 00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:06,439 Speaker 1: We've got the chili rings. There's no we're not going 313 00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:10,560 Speaker 1: to even get a meal if we that is sixty 314 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:14,360 Speaker 1: seven bung holes. Um. And I noticed your wife said 315 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,720 Speaker 1: before she wanted it for the table, and just so 316 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:19,320 Speaker 1: we're all on the same page as a fast food restaurant, 317 00:21:19,359 --> 00:21:23,320 Speaker 1: and we don't bring it for the table. Okay, okay, mom, Dad, 318 00:21:23,359 --> 00:21:25,199 Speaker 1: Can you see if they have a kid's menu, like, 319 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:28,800 Speaker 1: can you get a junior size poop shoot order? Yeah, 320 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:35,359 Speaker 1: we're gonna have plenty a junior size poop shoot. Yes, okay, 321 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:39,960 Speaker 1: so that's twenty seven poop shoots. It comes with the 322 00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:42,320 Speaker 1: toy comes with three toys. But those can all fit 323 00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:46,600 Speaker 1: inside your child's mouth. Great, at the same time we're 324 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:50,120 Speaker 1: supposed yes, Barbara, Barbara, you're telling me that he isn't 325 00:21:50,119 --> 00:21:57,280 Speaker 1: listening to you when you're making orders. That's insane. Problem. 326 00:21:57,359 --> 00:22:02,600 Speaker 1: The problem is that you know, we're trying to practice 327 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:06,720 Speaker 1: fiscal responsibility and he just he just wants to flaunt 328 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:08,399 Speaker 1: how rich we are right now. But I don't think 329 00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:11,560 Speaker 1: we're as rich as he thinks we are. That's insane. 330 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:14,040 Speaker 1: I mean, I am rich, so that never affects me 331 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:17,000 Speaker 1: in anyway. But it's just the communication mirrors. It's like, 332 00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:20,240 Speaker 1: that's too much. I know. It's just that he's trying 333 00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:22,800 Speaker 1: to compete with your husband and how much he makes 334 00:22:23,119 --> 00:22:25,880 Speaker 1: and it's not a competition. Hold on one second, let 335 00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:30,000 Speaker 1: me get can I get a small cock ring please? Yeah, 336 00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:33,479 Speaker 1: a small cock ring? Yeah please? Okay, so that's just 337 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:36,320 Speaker 1: to be shirts for a penis from one inch to 338 00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:42,320 Speaker 1: two inches? Yes, okay, good, So that's it, Barbara. Do 339 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:45,240 Speaker 1: you want aything? Oh? Are you sure? I don't mind? 340 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:51,280 Speaker 1: I'm rich. I'll take a cock ring also, okay, so 341 00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:58,480 Speaker 1: that's for a penis from ten toy not in. I mean, 342 00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:00,320 Speaker 1: you can take your business elsewhere, but that's not the 343 00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:03,080 Speaker 1: way we do it here. Just get the medium, you 344 00:23:03,119 --> 00:23:05,359 Speaker 1: know what, Let's get six largess. We'll do six larger, 345 00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:12,359 Speaker 1: six largest. Okay, so that's for a horse's penis. Um okay, great, 346 00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:16,080 Speaker 1: so six of those that will be nine. That's no 347 00:23:16,119 --> 00:23:20,440 Speaker 1: problem for me. Okay, I actually lost my wallet, barbed, 348 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:23,840 Speaker 1: do you mind just what? Do you mind just friending 349 00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:27,040 Speaker 1: that for a second. You can pay me back though, 350 00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:32,359 Speaker 1: you guys, my husband is inspector. I would look like 351 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:34,359 Speaker 1: such a hypocrite if I bought this when I was 352 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,520 Speaker 1: out by my seat. You're fine, trust me, I'm not 353 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:42,439 Speaker 1: leaving the country. Okay. Well, here's my card. Okay, okay, okay, 354 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:44,840 Speaker 1: why don't you tell me again why you would like 355 00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:51,960 Speaker 1: to work here at body parts? Um? I guess I 356 00:23:52,080 --> 00:24:00,240 Speaker 1: just um love everything the business stands for. It's my passion, right, Um, 357 00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:04,400 Speaker 1: I get that. Yeah, I mean we're talking about sales. Yes, 358 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:08,720 Speaker 1: I'm a really good salesperson. I could sell you anything. Okay, 359 00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:12,720 Speaker 1: sew me that toaster. Okay, this is a toaster. Don't 360 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:21,080 Speaker 1: you want it? Well? You are good? Yeah, I know, Barbara. 361 00:24:21,119 --> 00:24:24,359 Speaker 1: Barbara stopped worrying about money. Okay, Like we we can 362 00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:28,840 Speaker 1: afford this meal. It's just you know what the problem 363 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,040 Speaker 1: is is that we can have this meal. But it's 364 00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:34,919 Speaker 1: everything in life. It's the car you drive, it's the 365 00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:38,880 Speaker 1: I just don't think that you're buying within our means. Oh, 366 00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:46,159 Speaker 1: come on, Barbara, I gotta work. We've got Yeah, but 367 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:49,480 Speaker 1: can we enjoy the good things we're supposed to be 368 00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:51,680 Speaker 1: going out? We're supposed to be going out to restaurants. 369 00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:55,840 Speaker 1: I just don't know, Please don't fight. This food is 370 00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:58,080 Speaker 1: taking forever. I look back and there's literally no one 371 00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:02,119 Speaker 1: in the kitchen. What Yeah, there's a line of all 372 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:06,080 Speaker 1: the employees in the bathroom. All right, man, Uh look, 373 00:25:06,119 --> 00:25:09,360 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you. It looks dry. Are 374 00:25:09,359 --> 00:25:13,080 Speaker 1: you serious? I can well that's normal? Is that abnormal? 375 00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:15,240 Speaker 1: I feel like there needs to be a little moisture. 376 00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:17,240 Speaker 1: I could. I could spin it like finger and touch 377 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,720 Speaker 1: it if you want so. So an anus should be 378 00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:24,480 Speaker 1: like a dog's nose. It's not healthy like the You go, okay, okay, 379 00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:30,800 Speaker 1: that makes sense. Oh I just sucked that in. Holy 380 00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:36,880 Speaker 1: sh it. Oh my god. Okay, okay, now let's get 381 00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:38,480 Speaker 1: out there and get to work. What do you say 382 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:42,760 Speaker 1: this seconds? I think I'm turning into you. Holy sh it. 383 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:44,640 Speaker 1: I think my anus is like Kirby. You know that 384 00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:48,119 Speaker 1: the Nintendo character? Yeah? That thing? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 385 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:49,800 Speaker 1: So if I suck anything through my book while I 386 00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:53,480 Speaker 1: started coming that thing. Hey, you guys are gonna be 387 00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:58,960 Speaker 1: a Tommy. You're inside? What are you talking about? Excuse me? Hello? 388 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:03,000 Speaker 1: Is anybody here? Yes, I'm here. I'm working at the cashier. 389 00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:04,440 Speaker 1: But you're not going to be able to get any 390 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:07,359 Speaker 1: food or anything. They're on the bathroom together. Yeah. You 391 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:11,200 Speaker 1: took my order about twenty minutes ago. I remember, Yeah, 392 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:14,600 Speaker 1: I have a large chili chili ring. I have a 393 00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:21,840 Speaker 1: large bung hole. You have two kids? Size? Yeah? Any 394 00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:24,239 Speaker 1: any idea of when I'm going to get that? My 395 00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:26,640 Speaker 1: job is the cashier. I kind of take the order 396 00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:28,520 Speaker 1: and put it in. I don't make the food. So, 397 00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:30,760 Speaker 1: like I said, they're all in the bathroom together, so 398 00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:32,480 Speaker 1: I have to wait until they're done for them to 399 00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:34,639 Speaker 1: make the food. Okay, Can I at least get my 400 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:38,040 Speaker 1: mud slide shake? Um? I am not authorized to touch 401 00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:40,760 Speaker 1: the shakes, especially the mud slide because of what happened 402 00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:46,479 Speaker 1: last time. So yeah, so I can't help you, but 403 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:49,720 Speaker 1: I'm happy to talk with you. Let me ask you. 404 00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:55,760 Speaker 1: Are those made with molasses? Yes? Dad, I'm just gonna 405 00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:58,000 Speaker 1: go back there and try to try to make it myself. 406 00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:04,840 Speaker 1: That is allowed. Cool. You're gonna put my kid to work, 407 00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:09,439 Speaker 1: all right? Fine, if he wants to, I can't stop him. Wow, 408 00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:14,000 Speaker 1: look at all the fryers. This is magical. Hey, little boy, 409 00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:22,160 Speaker 1: you're here to work the line? Oh my god, Joey Greer, Yeah, 410 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:27,919 Speaker 1: I'm good. I'm a big fan. I'd say you're a 411 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:32,959 Speaker 1: little fan. Huh. Yeah, you know what I'm gonna they 412 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,480 Speaker 1: shut the hell up. I'm gonna suck you my buttle 413 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:39,399 Speaker 1: and become a little kid. Well, he seems to be 414 00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:48,320 Speaker 1: in good hands. Let let's go over some trouble shooting. 415 00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:52,639 Speaker 1: If if that's okay, Uh, let's say you're faced with 416 00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:58,600 Speaker 1: a mud slide incident? How do you handle that? Um? 417 00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:00,600 Speaker 1: I guess I see if there's an any kids in 418 00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:04,080 Speaker 1: this store, and I asked them to kind of troubleshoot 419 00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:08,280 Speaker 1: the machine handle it. You put the kids in charge. Yeah, 420 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:13,040 Speaker 1: that's right, that's correct. Great. Yeah. Um. And how do 421 00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:16,760 Speaker 1: you feel about freaky Fridays. That's something we do here 422 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:19,159 Speaker 1: at the store with employees. Oh yeah, I love that. 423 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:22,960 Speaker 1: I love freaky Fridays. Sometimes I take it too far, yeah, 424 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:27,200 Speaker 1: sometimes you take it too far. Yeah, give me an example. Um, 425 00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:29,760 Speaker 1: like last time, my last company I worked at, actually 426 00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:33,520 Speaker 1: it was that law firm, we also had freaky Fridays. So, um, 427 00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:35,200 Speaker 1: what I would like to do is kind of bring 428 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:40,320 Speaker 1: in my own blood and like, yeah, that's smart. And 429 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:43,240 Speaker 1: so what did you do with the law firm? Um? 430 00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:46,400 Speaker 1: I was a lawyer? All right. So it looks like 431 00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:51,400 Speaker 1: Claire here has brought in some kool aid z. Pardon 432 00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:54,760 Speaker 1: you brought in some cool aid. I told you I 433 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,600 Speaker 1: brought in my own blood, and you keep calling it 434 00:28:56,680 --> 00:29:00,440 Speaker 1: kool aid. Well I think it's cool. So why don't 435 00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:03,240 Speaker 1: we all just take a sip? All right? Looks good, 436 00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:05,720 Speaker 1: looks good. It is my own blood. I want to 437 00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:08,760 Speaker 1: be clear. Just because Jeremy is saying it's kool aid, 438 00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:12,000 Speaker 1: it's not what it is. Cheers to being good lawyers. Everybody. 439 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:21,520 Speaker 1: Here we go, and here's to drinking the kool aid. Honey, 440 00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:27,840 Speaker 1: where did our son gom here? What the hell is that? 441 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:32,840 Speaker 1: I guess, Barbara, I guess this guy sucked our son 442 00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:37,160 Speaker 1: into his butt hole, and now now our son is 443 00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:40,160 Speaker 1: is in this guy. I am not taking that guy 444 00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:43,719 Speaker 1: home with us. I'm your boy. You don't look like 445 00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:47,080 Speaker 1: my boy, but he's he's in there, Barbara. So whoa 446 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:51,800 Speaker 1: look around. There's so much stuff in here. Oh my goodness, 447 00:29:52,520 --> 00:30:04,080 Speaker 1: drip hello, oh hey kid, uh oh god, thank you, 448 00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:06,880 Speaker 1: thank either. Somebody new I used to do a podcast 449 00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:10,480 Speaker 1: with Joey. Uh My. My name is Craig Akoski. I've 450 00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:13,400 Speaker 1: been in it. I've been in him for I don't 451 00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:19,960 Speaker 1: know how long, what what year is it? It's oh Jesus, 452 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:24,680 Speaker 1: really we made and I don't know how we made it. Hey, 453 00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:26,640 Speaker 1: not for nothing, because one of you jagovs, help me 454 00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:31,880 Speaker 1: find my keys and we'll drive out of here. That 455 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:40,800 Speaker 1: old joke say number two, uh say three comes from 456 00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:45,080 Speaker 1: Patreon David Weaver, who wrote Love the podcast. Here is 457 00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:49,240 Speaker 1: my scene suggestion. James C. Heeney gets interrogated by the FBI. 458 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:53,760 Speaker 1: They use clips from old episodes as their evidence against him. 459 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:57,200 Speaker 1: Bonus points if Kevin is in the other room also 460 00:30:57,320 --> 00:31:01,400 Speaker 1: being interrogated, as I imagine, Kevin would be throwing James 461 00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:04,760 Speaker 1: under the bus. Hey, that's not fucking cool. Uh. Note 462 00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:07,840 Speaker 1: by quote unquote clips, I mean made up things on 463 00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:11,880 Speaker 1: the spot. I don't expect Doug Bam in parentheses Boom 464 00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:14,720 Speaker 1: or anyone else to go through the hours of self 465 00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:19,240 Speaker 1: incriminating things that James has said in order to find 466 00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:22,960 Speaker 1: the best clips. Okay, thank you, David Weaver. We'll take 467 00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:26,200 Speaker 1: it from here. James Heney being interrogated by the FBI. Yeah, 468 00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:28,840 Speaker 1: I mean I was looking at the h the Speranza case, 469 00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:30,920 Speaker 1: and I just thought, I was, you know, what the 470 00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:32,560 Speaker 1: hell is the point? You know what I mean, It's 471 00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:36,320 Speaker 1: it's just like the evidence is there, but it's not there. 472 00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:39,280 Speaker 1: You know. I'm like, I don't know, I just kind 473 00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:41,720 Speaker 1: of lost the fire. Fort Hey, listen, this is this 474 00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:44,600 Speaker 1: is your job, man, this is your job exactly. It's 475 00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:47,720 Speaker 1: my job. It's not my passion, you know, speaking of job, 476 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,880 Speaker 1: Speaking of passion, I got a folder for you. Here 477 00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:55,000 Speaker 1: at a file. Okay, it's the same thing, right, Yeah, 478 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:57,160 Speaker 1: well you know I keep I keep all my files 479 00:31:57,160 --> 00:32:03,320 Speaker 1: in the folder. Uh so yeah, we gotta we we 480 00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:06,600 Speaker 1: We got a guy in room one, um who names 481 00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:12,160 Speaker 1: James Theodoreheny exactly. Already seem kind of just scattered. Just 482 00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:13,840 Speaker 1: you know what, just like you, man, I've lost my 483 00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:16,440 Speaker 1: passion if I'm being honest, Can we just can we 484 00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:18,640 Speaker 1: hold on for a second with this whole derogation shoot? 485 00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:20,880 Speaker 1: They're gonna be another fun that shining out. What do 486 00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:23,920 Speaker 1: you want to do? Don't ask me that, man, What 487 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,200 Speaker 1: do you want to do? I want to make stuff? Okay, 488 00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:30,640 Speaker 1: I want to make stuff with my hands. What do 489 00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:32,880 Speaker 1: you want? Do you want to make trees? Yeah? I 490 00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:35,000 Speaker 1: want to make sure to make water. I want to 491 00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:36,480 Speaker 1: make it water. I want to make I want to 492 00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:39,360 Speaker 1: make it all. So do ie. Man, that's the thing 493 00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:41,280 Speaker 1: I want to get out. I mean, this god damn office, 494 00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:45,960 Speaker 1: get this goddamn shoot. Ony. Hey, hey, when do you 495 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,400 Speaker 1: aunt June's want to go in on a derogation Room 496 00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:57,520 Speaker 1: one and get to work already, undustry hector, I got 497 00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:00,720 Speaker 1: a question for you. Yeah, yeah, do you do you 498 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:04,640 Speaker 1: love your job? Qu what's not to love? Of course 499 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:07,480 Speaker 1: I do? We all we all do kind of question? 500 00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:12,920 Speaker 1: Is this your passion? Is my job my passion? Yes? 501 00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:16,080 Speaker 1: This your passion? Am I passionate when I'm at work? 502 00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:19,680 Speaker 1: More questions? I don't know? Is this your You're asking 503 00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:21,800 Speaker 1: in a different way? Is this your passion? Is this 504 00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:25,239 Speaker 1: your passion? Do I want to fuck my job? What 505 00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,560 Speaker 1: the hell are you talking about? Is this your passion? 506 00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:32,200 Speaker 1: Are you passionate? Yes? I would say yes to all those. Okay, 507 00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:34,160 Speaker 1: I'm not asking about all those. I'm just saying, is 508 00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:38,680 Speaker 1: this your passion? Yes? If by this you mean my job, yes, 509 00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:40,920 Speaker 1: I'm passionate about it. Okay, Okay, hefter then I gotta 510 00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:43,840 Speaker 1: forget it, okay because not fucking question? Is that? Well? 511 00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:47,200 Speaker 1: What mean? What I mean is that you passionate? Okay? 512 00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:50,080 Speaker 1: So here's nine more minutes? Where you where? What are you? 513 00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:53,200 Speaker 1: Aunt June's are not in the interrogation room? One? Getting 514 00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:55,240 Speaker 1: to work? What's gonna happen? Are you gonna throw us 515 00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:56,960 Speaker 1: outo the wilderness? Were we have to make trees and water? 516 00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:59,120 Speaker 1: So be it. We love that ship, so be it, 517 00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:01,800 Speaker 1: we love it. Also, I have another idea why don't 518 00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:04,680 Speaker 1: you send in one of the rookies. Okay, let's do that. 519 00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:09,279 Speaker 1: Uh so, Mr Keeney, the interiorting agents are going to 520 00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:12,480 Speaker 1: be in in a minute. Do you need anything to 521 00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:16,839 Speaker 1: eat or drink? No, just my lawyer, if if there 522 00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:20,719 Speaker 1: was just a lawyer that could represent me. Okay, Oh, well, 523 00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:22,719 Speaker 1: first you said you're a lawyer, like you have one, 524 00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:26,440 Speaker 1: and then you said if there's a lawyer, So I 525 00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:28,279 Speaker 1: don't have my own. But I thought that that was 526 00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:30,600 Speaker 1: just something that everybody has, Like the FBI just had 527 00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:36,120 Speaker 1: lawyers just like waiting by, just waiting by, wait until 528 00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:38,400 Speaker 1: rubber rolls that any one who'll need a rubble that No, 529 00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:41,640 Speaker 1: I'm dust here, I'll ready to go. I'll take that guy. 530 00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:45,560 Speaker 1: I'll take that guy. Okay him sir, Uh yeah, we 531 00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:48,000 Speaker 1: actually do have somebody here who might need a lawyer. 532 00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:52,640 Speaker 1: What's your name? Oh my name is uh Clarence Magillicut 533 00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:58,680 Speaker 1: the third right. That sounds great? Okay, And do you 534 00:34:58,719 --> 00:35:00,400 Speaker 1: need anything to eat or drink? I'm just a runner. 535 00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:03,480 Speaker 1: I'm a I'm a runner. Yes, I could use six 536 00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:08,560 Speaker 1: bignets and uh some sweet tea please in a Thomas. Okay, 537 00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:10,680 Speaker 1: looks like you've got a real New Orleans lawyer here, 538 00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:14,879 Speaker 1: Mr he Okay, that's that sounds that's a good kind, right, 539 00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:17,279 Speaker 1: I'm not that familiar with what makes a good lawyer 540 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:19,920 Speaker 1: a bad lawyer. Well, I usually do a gait a 541 00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:23,680 Speaker 1: law but I'm fine to representive humor for the first time. 542 00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:28,840 Speaker 1: This is gonna be interesting. Phone in educational for Sean. 543 00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:33,440 Speaker 1: You need six pigners, Yeah, six pign as. Oh, he 544 00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:36,279 Speaker 1: didn't say. I think just a mix, you know, some 545 00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:41,000 Speaker 1: maybe some chocolate, uh, maybe phils Sean, I don't just 546 00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:44,279 Speaker 1: have Beigner's just ready to go. I think he might 547 00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:46,680 Speaker 1: want to crowd Dad Beigne. Do you have any crowd, Dad? 548 00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:48,960 Speaker 1: I mean I have a crowd, Dad, just don't have 549 00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:52,120 Speaker 1: a crowd, Dad, Bigner, Well put the If you have 550 00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:54,239 Speaker 1: a crowd, Dad, put it in the Beigner. Well do yell, 551 00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:55,880 Speaker 1: let me shut him on your side. And this is 552 00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:58,960 Speaker 1: just a crazy order, okay. And do you really have 553 00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:07,719 Speaker 1: to fucking make every cup of copy from scratch? Hey, sweetie, 554 00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:13,440 Speaker 1: Hi had a hard day at the office today. I 555 00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:16,160 Speaker 1: know I can tell you look like shit. It's got 556 00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:20,439 Speaker 1: me thinking, okay, it's really got me thinking. Oh, that's 557 00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:24,080 Speaker 1: the first time for everything I guess. So congratulations. Yeah, yeah, 558 00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:26,480 Speaker 1: and you're you're You're part of what I've been thinking about. 559 00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:29,160 Speaker 1: If I'm being honestly great, well again another first time 560 00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:32,520 Speaker 1: is a day full of first I want to make things, Sandra. 561 00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:37,759 Speaker 1: I want to make water. I want to make not 562 00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:39,920 Speaker 1: this again. You know what? I know? You tried to 563 00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:42,279 Speaker 1: make a bird, alright, and somehow that resulted in you 564 00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:45,319 Speaker 1: killing all of the pigeons in our neighborhood. Okay, you 565 00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:48,319 Speaker 1: can't do it. You're not God. Why don't you just 566 00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:51,280 Speaker 1: believe in me? For once? I do believe in you. Okay, 567 00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:53,319 Speaker 1: you're the dumbest kid in school and you made it 568 00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,919 Speaker 1: to the FBI, So I believe in you, all right, 569 00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:58,680 Speaker 1: So why don't you try to build a table or something? 570 00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:01,320 Speaker 1: You don't need to start with the elements. Yeah, I 571 00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:05,040 Speaker 1: could build a table, or I can make rain. That's 572 00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:12,839 Speaker 1: not the same thing. Baby, don't show me like, Okay, sorry, 573 00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:16,080 Speaker 1: what are you? What do I want to be? Yeah? 574 00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:19,200 Speaker 1: Are you passionate about this marriage? About your life? I'm 575 00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:21,080 Speaker 1: passionate about our marriage. And I want to be the 576 00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:24,480 Speaker 1: strongest woman alive. I can bench press six hundred pounds, 577 00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:31,840 Speaker 1: want to do more. I love protein, Clarence. What do 578 00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:34,480 Speaker 1: you think they have on me? They haven't really said 579 00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:37,280 Speaker 1: much yet. Well, since I just wandered in from the hallway, 580 00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:39,960 Speaker 1: I really do not notice specifics of your case yet. 581 00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:42,840 Speaker 1: So I just have to say it's some sort of 582 00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:45,759 Speaker 1: federal offense, would be my false guest, as you are 583 00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:48,960 Speaker 1: being interrogated about the federal view all of them gay, 584 00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:52,680 Speaker 1: that's what it stands for. Yes, what did you think 585 00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:56,040 Speaker 1: it's do it full? I had no idea. But what 586 00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:59,760 Speaker 1: are federal crimes? Can you list some of the most popular? Well, 587 00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:05,880 Speaker 1: let's see, there's imposcinating a gaeta. Well I've never done that. Okay, 588 00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:08,560 Speaker 1: well it's probably not that. One day you're like, well, 589 00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:13,239 Speaker 1: Mr Pollack, how are you very good? Thanks, welcome back 590 00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:16,280 Speaker 1: to the FBI. Thank you, thank you. Yeah, I'm hoping 591 00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:19,759 Speaker 1: to find a new uh. I love your work agent 592 00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:25,440 Speaker 1: that I could shadow my next role. Thank you. Thank 593 00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:28,520 Speaker 1: it's nice to see you again as well. How's your mom? 594 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:34,480 Speaker 1: She's good. She's half robot. Now what which half the 595 00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:38,359 Speaker 1: front half? So I just want to say I love 596 00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:41,839 Speaker 1: your movies. I think they're just so fun. And maybe 597 00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:44,840 Speaker 1: you wanna cast an FBI agent who knows how to 598 00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:49,440 Speaker 1: breathe under water for twenty minutes. Sure, yeah, twenty minutes. 599 00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:54,799 Speaker 1: M Where did you learn how to do that? I 600 00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:57,960 Speaker 1: have a big bathtub and I just dunk myself and 601 00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:00,400 Speaker 1: hold my breath. What do you do with the FBI? 602 00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:03,960 Speaker 1: Right now? I'm working my way up. I just applied. 603 00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:08,200 Speaker 1: So buddy of mine works here, You don't. You don't 604 00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:10,480 Speaker 1: work at the FBI. Well, no, a friend of mine 605 00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:13,040 Speaker 1: works at Phil's Coffee. So I'm able to kind of 606 00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:14,719 Speaker 1: come up and down do runs and all that. And 607 00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:15,879 Speaker 1: I said that you were in here, and I want 608 00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:17,880 Speaker 1: to pop in and say I love your work. You 609 00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:20,279 Speaker 1: you brought coffee to the FBI, and now and now 610 00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:24,280 Speaker 1: we're talking. Yeah, that's right. Do you want a coffee? 611 00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:27,880 Speaker 1: I can get you everything. It's always freshman. I misunderstood. 612 00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:30,080 Speaker 1: I thought you worked at the FBI. I mean kind of. 613 00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:32,399 Speaker 1: I'm in the same building. So nope, I think we're done. 614 00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:37,120 Speaker 1: Oh okay, I mean I do have Clarence. Okay, Clarence. 615 00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:39,319 Speaker 1: All the beignets are marked, so I think that's the 616 00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:42,360 Speaker 1: craw dad there. I got a Hop and John and 617 00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:48,480 Speaker 1: a Hop and Jack Great and twelve biscuits and uh, 618 00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:52,120 Speaker 1: here's your sweet tea. Thank you. I got a chilote 619 00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:56,640 Speaker 1: with coconut milk for myself and uh mr Heeney, Uh 620 00:39:56,880 --> 00:40:00,800 Speaker 1: sorry you wanted nothing? Right, Well, if there is anything, 621 00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:02,760 Speaker 1: I'll take it now. I was just really I couldn't 622 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:04,480 Speaker 1: get my mind off the lawyer. It's a little late 623 00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:07,920 Speaker 1: now I made a phills run. It's okay. I is 624 00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:10,680 Speaker 1: there an extra Bennel or no, I'll need all six 625 00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:13,319 Speaker 1: vegn yers. I'll think it's very importing that I got 626 00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:16,439 Speaker 1: my six getting order to properly revelsent you without the six. 627 00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:18,600 Speaker 1: If you give me a five, then yeah, you're probably 628 00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:22,160 Speaker 1: going to get fraud and you'll left with a chail. Okay, 629 00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:23,960 Speaker 1: well I don't want that. Then I'll just take a 630 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:30,440 Speaker 1: glass of water because it's you know, I'm fine, alright, asshole, alright, 631 00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:34,360 Speaker 1: ass So I see you've got a lawyer now, huh yeah, 632 00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:38,480 Speaker 1: I mean this is Clarence. He's my lawyer. Really like 633 00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:41,040 Speaker 1: to just this is gonna be a bad day for 634 00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:43,839 Speaker 1: both of you because I started the day off here 635 00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:48,879 Speaker 1: not feeling great, no fire to me. I went home 636 00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:50,839 Speaker 1: for lunch, my wife smacked around a bit, and I 637 00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:54,799 Speaker 1: am back and I am ready to play ball. So well, 638 00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:59,600 Speaker 1: I had Benny, so my day is already aces from phills. 639 00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:05,040 Speaker 1: You bet you the main phone scratch. You didn't get anything, huh, James, 640 00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:15,520 Speaker 1: Well I was Clarence. Maybe just ask my client. I'm 641 00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:19,680 Speaker 1: happy to jump. Please direct the question to miss the heen. 642 00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:22,040 Speaker 1: Thank you. No, I want to talk to you, Clarence. 643 00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,760 Speaker 1: I want to talk to Look, you wanted these halls 644 00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:27,000 Speaker 1: just as much as I do. You're here day after day. 645 00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:31,799 Speaker 1: What's you're feeling. What's your gut with this guy? Well, 646 00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,279 Speaker 1: let me say it's pretty off putting any man. He 647 00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:37,239 Speaker 1: wouldn't order anything for breakfast. You know, he was just 648 00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:39,399 Speaker 1: going in here dry. He don't know how long he's 649 00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:43,680 Speaker 1: going to take. So I'm a little wait, wait, wait, 650 00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:45,600 Speaker 1: can we have a kind of a moment again with 651 00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:47,719 Speaker 1: my lawyer alone, because it's not This isn't working the 652 00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:50,160 Speaker 1: way I thought it would. You've had enough moments alone 653 00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:53,520 Speaker 1: if you catch my drift, all right, but just keep 654 00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:56,160 Speaker 1: in mind you're representing me. Yes, I understand that, So 655 00:41:56,360 --> 00:42:04,439 Speaker 1: just you let me walk my magic? Okay, I'm sorry. 656 00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:07,239 Speaker 1: Did you say his magic? You do magic? Yes? Yes, 657 00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:10,200 Speaker 1: I do. I do a lossults of magic. It's magic. 658 00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:16,480 Speaker 1: It's black magic is Oh what am I thinking of him? Oh? 659 00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:20,480 Speaker 1: You're you're thinking of your lunchtime break. Yeah, Oh my god, 660 00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:24,560 Speaker 1: that's right. Oh my god. Mr Heeney, here's your water 661 00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:27,960 Speaker 1: and Clarence, there's a fourteen foot gator out front. He says, 662 00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:32,000 Speaker 1: uh that he's a client of yours. Oh, yes, that's 663 00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:36,400 Speaker 1: Mr bow Jangles. I'll go see him shortly. He's a 664 00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:40,480 Speaker 1: wonderful gator. He's arrested for trespass him because he swam 665 00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:44,840 Speaker 1: into the wrong Uh, bayo going out to a fan boat. Okay, 666 00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:48,000 Speaker 1: he's destroying. So I just want to make one thing 667 00:42:48,280 --> 00:43:00,200 Speaker 1: very very clear. Hello, I didn't I didn't not trust right. 668 00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:03,560 Speaker 1: Just calmed down, everyone just staying I am calm. I'm 669 00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:06,799 Speaker 1: called my god. I just stake up running a zig 670 00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:12,319 Speaker 1: zag pattern. I just want to talk to my that's 671 00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:19,359 Speaker 1: a giant gator. Thank you. I'm gonna show it. I'm 672 00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:21,520 Speaker 1: gonna do my best to get you a mistrial because 673 00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:24,200 Speaker 1: that is a jewelry full of crocodile and they are 674 00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:28,240 Speaker 1: not Please just have me just make this better. Please. 675 00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:34,480 Speaker 1: I could give you some swamp water as payment. Okay, 676 00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:36,839 Speaker 1: that sound good, and my wife know I do need 677 00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:39,400 Speaker 1: some Songboughter, So I'll go ahead on. Yeah, my wife, 678 00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:41,799 Speaker 1: I'm married to a human woman. I don't know if 679 00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:49,719 Speaker 1: you remember that. I have an amazing personality. So that's 680 00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:52,160 Speaker 1: how I was able to capture a human woman that's 681 00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:55,120 Speaker 1: fallen in love with me. Forgive me for interrupting. My 682 00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:59,560 Speaker 1: name is Kyle mcgiffon. I'm with the agency and I 683 00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:04,560 Speaker 1: couldn't but notice you are talking crocodile, and uh, I 684 00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:08,600 Speaker 1: believe I can get you work immediately, initiallying commercials, but 685 00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:13,279 Speaker 1: potentially in motion picture. Do you have representation? No, that's 686 00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:15,640 Speaker 1: why I came to the FBI. Part of the reason 687 00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:17,880 Speaker 1: I was looking for my lawyer, and I was looking 688 00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:24,280 Speaker 1: to find some sort of theatrical representation. Right, but excuse 689 00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:26,319 Speaker 1: you one moment, so let me have sideball right now 690 00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:36,880 Speaker 1: with my client bow Jangles. You think, yeah, alright, talking crocodile. Okay, 691 00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:41,160 Speaker 1: everyone get ready, crocodile. You ready? Great? Okay, let's do 692 00:44:41,239 --> 00:44:44,800 Speaker 1: the story of James Heeney. Uh, this is scene twenty 693 00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:53,200 Speaker 1: take three away from me. Okay, just everybody else is ready, 694 00:44:53,280 --> 00:45:00,400 Speaker 1: and you're you're on your phone for me for me, 695 00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:06,400 Speaker 1: hold up, looking something up? Looking something up? Okay, excuse me. 696 00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:09,080 Speaker 1: I'm sorry to interrupt. I'm an extra. Uh. It's just 697 00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:12,280 Speaker 1: so good to see as a fellow crocodile, crocodile actually 698 00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:16,840 Speaker 1: playing a crocodile on film. So so many alligators, a 699 00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:27,160 Speaker 1: big cast as crocodiles, totally due, awesome. All right, okay, alright, anyway, 700 00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:32,560 Speaker 1: so here, I am a crocodile, pil, pil, can we cut? 701 00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:37,120 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm not I'm not getting I'm like getting 702 00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:43,080 Speaker 1: anything from my quote unquote scene partner. I'm not. There's 703 00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:46,560 Speaker 1: no passion there, crocodile. You're James Heeney and okay, stop 704 00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:54,279 Speaker 1: saying your crocodile understand as a crocodile. Um, Yeah, I 705 00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:58,480 Speaker 1: don't care. I'm in Hollywood. Okay, So let's just go again. 706 00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:03,920 Speaker 1: I'm not sure about you, sir. Don Why don't you 707 00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:08,759 Speaker 1: just talk to talk to the dial? Why don't you 708 00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:15,719 Speaker 1: go ahead and say action? Phil? Yeah, I'm ready, okay, ready, uh, 709 00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:25,359 Speaker 1: scene to take whatever scene it was? I hold up, 710 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:30,120 Speaker 1: let's wait on me ready when you are on me? 711 00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:34,200 Speaker 1: Is it is? Every who else is on the WiFi? 712 00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:37,680 Speaker 1: About a hundred people from the looks of this, so 713 00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:44,080 Speaker 1: uh uh so, James, these are these are pretty good hands. 714 00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:49,359 Speaker 1: Thank you. I gotta go, but thanks thanks for having us. 715 00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:52,640 Speaker 1: Uh do you know how the health inspector turned out? 716 00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:55,120 Speaker 1: I think he gave me a bee which you've already 717 00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:57,600 Speaker 1: got the sign up, so you need to change freeze, 718 00:46:57,600 --> 00:47:05,080 Speaker 1: get down, motherfucker freezefy. Don Uh. This is the FBI, 719 00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:12,000 Speaker 1: James job No, no, no, no no, this case the FBI. 720 00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:14,880 Speaker 1: He's coming to get me. Uh. I'm sure this is 721 00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:17,360 Speaker 1: just a normal beginning of a day. Craig. I just 722 00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:24,080 Speaker 1: want to say thanks to the tip. Craig. Yeah, there's 723 00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:27,840 Speaker 1: little ants with guns on the and that's our show 724 00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:34,279 Speaker 1: for today. Oh man. I just want to thank all 725 00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:37,200 Speaker 1: the alchemists, starting with Joey. My first question, of course, 726 00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:40,720 Speaker 1: is because you look like a cosmonaut in space based 727 00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:43,480 Speaker 1: on the video that we're all looking out of you 728 00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:47,480 Speaker 1: from nineteen I'm gonna say eighties six. Uh is the 729 00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:50,840 Speaker 1: WiFi you're you're picking up and using from the coffee 730 00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:56,719 Speaker 1: shop down the street. Well, it's really hard to catch 731 00:47:56,800 --> 00:48:04,440 Speaker 1: a signal when you so there's a lot of distortion happing. 732 00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:06,359 Speaker 1: I hope none of that sounds judgmental from my part, 733 00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:12,080 Speaker 1: because I no, but thank you for being here. And 734 00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:15,000 Speaker 1: check out Jeffy Greeber and all your social social socials. 735 00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:20,080 Speaker 1: Caroline Connorman, thank you so much for being here and 736 00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:27,680 Speaker 1: um joining COVID nineteen alchemy this version, and um, do 737 00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:30,719 Speaker 1: you want to send any shoutouts to anyone out there 738 00:48:30,719 --> 00:48:34,399 Speaker 1: who might be listening. Um, yeah, shout out to all 739 00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:38,080 Speaker 1: my fans. There's a lot of them. Um. I just 740 00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:41,719 Speaker 1: want to say I love fans. The only reason I 741 00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:45,560 Speaker 1: do anything is to have fans fair and thank you 742 00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:53,240 Speaker 1: for your direct honesty. Craig Craig Atkowski, Thank you so much, buddy. Yeah, 743 00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:57,279 Speaker 1: these are crazy at times, aren't they. Uh. I just 744 00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:59,799 Speaker 1: want to say to Bob and Martha Kikowski, don't go out. 745 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:03,120 Speaker 1: I'd to stay in. You know, you have plenty of food. 746 00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:05,919 Speaker 1: And Chris av Verando, thank you good sir. We saw 747 00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:09,200 Speaker 1: a little shot of your new puppy there during the recording, 748 00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:19,480 Speaker 1: and in the middle of a scene, Caroline literally went, yeah, uh, 749 00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:21,600 Speaker 1: this is this is fun. This is uh you know, 750 00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:23,680 Speaker 1: technically it's a little difficult. I don't know. I'm sure 751 00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:25,960 Speaker 1: people will understand that, but but Kevin Nicks for making 752 00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:28,279 Speaker 1: this happen. I'm just I'm glad to be spending this uh, 753 00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:31,880 Speaker 1: this time with you guys, and really thanks all oftters fans, 754 00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:38,240 Speaker 1: Cool Stratton, thank you so much for joining us. Yeah, 755 00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:45,400 Speaker 1: thanks for having me pretty funny. Next next every Thursday, 756 00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:48,719 Speaker 1: clock in my living room. Um no, this has been 757 00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:51,840 Speaker 1: This has been crazy fun and technology. We did something 758 00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:55,640 Speaker 1: and uh we're not We're not done trying. James Heeney, 759 00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:59,160 Speaker 1: you know, uh you spearheaded this effort. So I want 760 00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:01,520 Speaker 1: to thank you a special Really I'm sending over. I'm 761 00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:03,920 Speaker 1: sending over a new guitar to hang with the others 762 00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:11,799 Speaker 1: in the background there. Um, so thanks, uh well, thank you. 763 00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:14,719 Speaker 1: I appreciate it. And we keep talking about the things 764 00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:17,440 Speaker 1: that we see. This episode. There is no video, but 765 00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:19,440 Speaker 1: I'm going to try for the next episode to get 766 00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:25,080 Speaker 1: a video of our videos. Um, but thank you guys all. 767 00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:29,359 Speaker 1: There's a special person out there named Chris, and he 768 00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:31,960 Speaker 1: works for a package delivering thing and it should be 769 00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:35,439 Speaker 1: about his birthday when this airs. Uh, anybody out there 770 00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:38,919 Speaker 1: delivering packages right now and putting their health at risk, 771 00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:41,560 Speaker 1: I really just specifically want to thank them. There's a 772 00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:44,600 Speaker 1: lot of people to think, uh, just making the world 773 00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:47,719 Speaker 1: keep turning. Um, so thank you, thank you for that, 774 00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:50,480 Speaker 1: and thanks also to Doug Bam, who help uh with 775 00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:53,400 Speaker 1: the technical side of these things. Who's going to be 776 00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:55,799 Speaker 1: handling post production with James as well, to make sure 777 00:50:55,800 --> 00:51:00,680 Speaker 1: all this got to you somehow. Yeah, that's a big 778 00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:03,760 Speaker 1: good luck. And for me, folks, I just want to say, uh, 779 00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:07,399 Speaker 1: this somehow is bringing us together for the most part 780 00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:11,279 Speaker 1: and looking out for each other. Um, And so keep 781 00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:14,759 Speaker 1: up that and please please, please please please know that 782 00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:17,160 Speaker 1: they will in fact keep me stalking the toilet paper 783 00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:20,759 Speaker 1: and back the funk off. Uh. And in terms of 784 00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:26,320 Speaker 1: the water shortage, the faucet works, seriously, calm down, Um, 785 00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:28,480 Speaker 1: let's see what else I guess. Keep tuning in and 786 00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:30,040 Speaker 1: write to us at your name here, alcome me this 787 00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:33,919 Speaker 1: dot com. Let us know uh if we're reaching you 788 00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:37,040 Speaker 1: and helping out at all. And as you passed this 789 00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:40,040 Speaker 1: time with us as well, we love uh the idea 790 00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:41,719 Speaker 1: that you're there, so we'd love to hear from you 791 00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:44,160 Speaker 1: to make sure that you are in fact still there 792 00:51:44,840 --> 00:52:00,640 Speaker 1: until next time. I'm Kevin Pollock and and I put 793 00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:19,720 Speaker 1: all the pepper hello, And I put all the pepper Hello.