1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,880 Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote 2 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:06,280 Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense. 3 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:09,000 Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,159 Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d 5 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:16,599 Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight day. It's time for 6 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:19,919 Speaker 1: a phone tap and today, since it's Valentines, we wanted 7 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:23,920 Speaker 1: to do something special to celebrate the holiday. That's fun. 8 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:26,920 Speaker 1: That's why we're calling an upscale day spa to try 9 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:30,400 Speaker 1: and book a last minute reservation. But it's not just 10 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:33,520 Speaker 1: for anybody. This one's for a character that Jose plays. 11 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:38,640 Speaker 1: His name's Tic Tac and he's probably not the usual 12 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:42,360 Speaker 1: type of clientele. This particular business is used to getting no. 13 00:00:42,479 --> 00:00:46,400 Speaker 1: I'd say no, We'll see how it goes in your 14 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:54,200 Speaker 1: phone tap right now. Another on the twenties, Thanks for calling. 15 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:59,680 Speaker 1: This is Jenna. Hey. Is this the massage place? Yea, 16 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:03,880 Speaker 1: we do offer massages. Would you like to book an appointment? Yeah? 17 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:07,080 Speaker 1: I did just get booked. How did you know? That's crazy? 18 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:10,200 Speaker 1: But I'm out now. No, I'm out now. So I 19 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:15,360 Speaker 1: like a massage or whatever? Okay? Um? Can I get 20 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:17,840 Speaker 1: a name? Yeah? My name is Hector, but my homies 21 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:21,560 Speaker 1: call me tik Tak. It's nice to meet you, Hector. No, no, 22 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:23,600 Speaker 1: you can call me tik Tak. You're worth I you 23 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:25,760 Speaker 1: don't seem like a snitch. I can already tell you 24 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:30,920 Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Okay, tick tack M. Is there 25 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:34,560 Speaker 1: a day or time that you're looking at for your massage? Well, 26 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:37,160 Speaker 1: I probably should mention at this point, like it's actually 27 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:40,920 Speaker 1: a couple's massage for Valentine's. Do you have anything available? 28 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:44,759 Speaker 1: We do have an afternoon opening a couple of days 29 00:01:44,760 --> 00:01:48,280 Speaker 1: from now. Okay, Um, I just need the name of 30 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:51,960 Speaker 1: the other person. Well, his name is Blake, but like, 31 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:54,120 Speaker 1: don't get the wrong idea. You know what I'm saying. 32 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:58,640 Speaker 1: He's like, we're not together. He's just my po Okay, 33 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:03,360 Speaker 1: it stands for pol roll off sir. Um. That's a 34 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:07,480 Speaker 1: little unusual, but we can accommodate. Actually not in my situation, 35 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:10,560 Speaker 1: because like any time I leave my driveway or my 36 00:02:10,639 --> 00:02:12,800 Speaker 1: front door, he's got to be around or like know 37 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:15,919 Speaker 1: where I am. So I thought for Valentine's I want 38 00:02:15,919 --> 00:02:18,320 Speaker 1: to do something special, so he's kind of gotta be 39 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:25,160 Speaker 1: there with me. Oh um, Okay, all right, listen, lady, Hey, 40 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:30,600 Speaker 1: can I tell you what I like for my massage? Well, um, 41 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:34,160 Speaker 1: you'd actually be telling the person who's giving the massage. 42 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:37,040 Speaker 1: I'm just the person who does the appointment. Okay, Well, 43 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:39,760 Speaker 1: maybe you can answer some questions. First off, do you 44 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:42,280 Speaker 1: guys got that one flower smell like it's it's like 45 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:46,440 Speaker 1: lavender or some You can request whatever kind of sense 46 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:50,560 Speaker 1: that you want. Oh oh yeah, man, I love that. Man, 47 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:53,120 Speaker 1: put it all over my chest and my legs or whatever. Man, 48 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:55,680 Speaker 1: I want to smell like the arrangement of my cousins. Yet, 49 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:59,760 Speaker 1: you know, we can definitely put down on your file 50 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:03,200 Speaker 1: that you want lavender. S oh nice? Okay. Also, I 51 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:05,840 Speaker 1: know some massage places like you to keep the lights 52 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:08,320 Speaker 1: low for the mood like damn or whatever. But can 53 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:11,200 Speaker 1: you put them on high? Like the lights all the 54 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:16,560 Speaker 1: way on? You know? Uh? I can ask, Well, like 55 00:03:16,639 --> 00:03:19,200 Speaker 1: I don't. I don't trust very easily, you know what 56 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:20,920 Speaker 1: I'm saying. So, like I want to make sure that 57 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:22,880 Speaker 1: any point I can just look in their eyes while 58 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:24,919 Speaker 1: they're rubbing me down and make sure I have contact, 59 00:03:24,919 --> 00:03:28,760 Speaker 1: you know, so they don't try any funny business or whatever. 60 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:32,320 Speaker 1: It's just that this is getting a little. Um, Like 61 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:34,880 Speaker 1: it's hard because I see that there's like a table 62 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:37,120 Speaker 1: and it makes me face down to the floor, like 63 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:42,160 Speaker 1: I don't turn my back to anybody, not anymore. Okay, 64 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:45,640 Speaker 1: well we can. We can put that on your file too. 65 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:48,520 Speaker 1: Oh man, that's crazy because I have a really big file. 66 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:52,040 Speaker 1: I didn't know that transferred. Oh no, no, no no, no no. 67 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:54,680 Speaker 1: When when you called, I started a file for you 68 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:57,680 Speaker 1: so that we'd know your likes and dislikes and you know, 69 00:03:57,720 --> 00:04:00,520 Speaker 1: any special work you have. Okay, because at first you 70 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:03,200 Speaker 1: said book and then you said file. Now, so I 71 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:05,480 Speaker 1: aren't thinking you like got my file and no, we 72 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:07,400 Speaker 1: all have any access to any of the file. It's 73 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:10,760 Speaker 1: just just for the office filing. Sure, I'm starting herupt you, 74 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:13,720 Speaker 1: but like I just remember, I know you guys have lockers, 75 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:19,760 Speaker 1: but do you have like metal detectors? No? Oh good, okay, 76 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:22,840 Speaker 1: it is it's perfect actually, man. So like, no way, 77 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:26,719 Speaker 1: no one's gonna like frisk me or something, right, Um, 78 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:29,920 Speaker 1: nobody's going to frisk you. But okay, I just want 79 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:32,120 Speaker 1: to be clear that you can't bring any weapons or 80 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:36,400 Speaker 1: sharp objects into the spot at all. I mean, it's okay, man, 81 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:38,840 Speaker 1: It's totally cool because I told you before my poh man, 82 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:41,480 Speaker 1: he's gonna be there. Yes, like no, no, it doesn't 83 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:43,960 Speaker 1: matter who's with you, sir. You know what, you know what, 84 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:47,440 Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to speak with my manager and I'll 85 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:52,680 Speaker 1: get her on the phone, your manager, Deandra, Yes it is. 86 00:04:53,279 --> 00:04:55,200 Speaker 1: How did you know that? Oh that's kind of weird 87 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:57,720 Speaker 1: because like, first off, I kissed her on the mouth, 88 00:04:57,760 --> 00:04:59,480 Speaker 1: and like second off, she's the one who set you 89 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:05,440 Speaker 1: up for this ranked phone call. Wait she didn't watch. Yeah, 90 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:08,320 Speaker 1: my name is actually jose from the radio show Brooke 91 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:10,120 Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing a phone 92 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:15,160 Speaker 1: tap on you right now. She says, you've been doing 93 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:17,719 Speaker 1: such a great job and she wanted me to tell 94 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:19,719 Speaker 1: you this. And this is not a joke, but you 95 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:26,719 Speaker 1: are getting a raise. I'm getting Yes, really, I'm serious. 96 00:05:27,279 --> 00:05:31,920 Speaker 1: I'm that serious. The only truth I've told this whole time. Yeah, 97 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:38,440 Speaker 1: it's the weirdest way to tell me. But actually, now 98 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:40,680 Speaker 1: that you mentioned in my Buddy Shoelace and his po 99 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:42,200 Speaker 1: they need a massage to do. I mean, if you 100 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:47,440 Speaker 1: could book it. Wake Up every morning was phone taps 101 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:51,839 Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,