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Speaker 1: doing video podcasts too? They could tell from the way

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Speaker 1: you sound that you're not smiling. Okay, can you tell

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Speaker 1: them that I'm smiling now? Yes, but I'm smiling. I

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Speaker 1: don't see it. By the way, what's up with your voice? Okay?

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Speaker 1: But we we start the podcast by doing this biggie boom, Yes,

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Speaker 1: brand new bang, and I am wrappingport stereo podcast this year. Higguldy,

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Speaker 1: have no fear. The name is the kringle Man Dingo

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Speaker 1: The Inflamed oshke Nazzi. That's how we start now, as

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Speaker 1: you guys could already tell, the young shooters here, and

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Speaker 1: as you guys could already also tell, my voice is

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Speaker 1: fucked up. Now I'm about to get on some magic

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Speaker 1: mouthwash which apparently has more steroids Samantha histamine. This is

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Speaker 1: that Mariah Carey ship. Okay, this is this is that,

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Speaker 1: that j Lo Mega mix. I'm getting here, but we'll

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Speaker 1: jump right into it. I have the young Shooter here,

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Speaker 1: Dean Collins. How are you, Dean? I'm good man. It's

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Speaker 1: like I never know when to come in because you're like,

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Speaker 1: I have the young Shooter here, Dean Colin, Like there's

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Speaker 1: It's like, just say it, man, just spit it the

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Speaker 1: when you come in like that, you're already you're already

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Speaker 1: it's been great, I have to look. I know it's

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Speaker 1: from you for these past couple of weeks has been

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Speaker 1: really kind of a refresher. It's been peaceful. There's been

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Speaker 1: you know, become a monk, because I think it's good.

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Speaker 1: You're not You're not like getting on the hot topics

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Speaker 1: of you know, machine gun Kelly. Let me talk about him,

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Speaker 1: Let me talk about this one, let me talk about

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Speaker 1: I think this is good for you. I think this

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Speaker 1: I think that you're going through some depression right now,

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Speaker 1: correct me if I'm wrong. No, I'm not going through depression.

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Speaker 1: I'm frustrated that I can't communicate the way I need

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Speaker 1: the word fear? Fear? Fear for fear from shep fear philosophy.

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Speaker 1: not gonna ship talk the guy because he's no. No,

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Speaker 1: do what you're doing good. I I said, I need

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Speaker 1: But you know, it's been fucking challenging doing the shows.

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Speaker 1: but what's that? It's that fucking Barber Streisan. I understand

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Speaker 1: Don't worry about how I'm getting my hands on it.

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Speaker 1: pre co. But tickets are available in Michael Rapport Comedy

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Speaker 1: nice breakfast this morning. I want you to eat. You

422
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:42,480
Speaker 1: deserve it, You deserve the best breakfast for what you're doing.

423
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:44,639
Speaker 1: It was all the most positive, and I get felt

424
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:47,000
Speaker 1: good and I when they say fifteen minutes of fame,

425
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:50,160
Speaker 1: like I really got that fifteen minutes of fame because

426
00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:51,800
Speaker 1: you started hitting me up and I was like, I'm

427
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:53,119
Speaker 1: not I can't talk to you right now. Like I

428
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:55,760
Speaker 1: got forty followers all of a sudden, like my thing

429
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:58,360
Speaker 1: is about to go into the stratosphere, like I might

430
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:01,639
Speaker 1: surpass my own following on my own Instagram account was

431
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:04,480
Speaker 1: seventy followers, Like I was like, oh shit, I'm about

432
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:07,200
Speaker 1: to be like the next big thing, like I'm looking

433
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:09,159
Speaker 1: into like verifying the account. I was like, you know,

434
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:12,560
Speaker 1: this is this is what's up. And I was really

435
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:14,879
Speaker 1: proud of it. And so anyway, and I told you,

436
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:18,439
Speaker 1: I said, don't know D, don't o D, and and

437
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:21,879
Speaker 1: I didn't really listen to you. And then then what happened, Well,

438
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:27,760
Speaker 1: I odd because the Instagram ended up getting disabled today

439
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:29,439
Speaker 1: and a lot of people were very upset with the

440
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:34,240
Speaker 1: Instagram said that they're reviewing it all that type of ship. Um.

441
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:37,360
Speaker 1: One of the kids mothers reached out to the Instagram

442
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:40,760
Speaker 1: was like, who's behind this account? My son was clear

443
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:43,760
Speaker 1: of charges, but anyway, apparently because I gave the update

444
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:47,080
Speaker 1: on these kids too, and they were charged I think

445
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:50,240
Speaker 1: eight there were eight charges brought against them and nine

446
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:54,840
Speaker 1: felonies and these little ships are I mean they must

447
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:57,720
Speaker 1: be like in some serious trouble. I mean, I hope

448
00:23:57,800 --> 00:24:01,680
Speaker 1: should be jail. They should be. You can't be doing

449
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:05,760
Speaker 1: that ship because that's a good point. Uh, you can drink,

450
00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:08,240
Speaker 1: and you could drink as a minor, even though you

451
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:10,919
Speaker 1: shouldn't drink as a minor. But if you drink as

452
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:13,680
Speaker 1: a miner, that doesn't mean you go around beating people

453
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:17,520
Speaker 1: with baseball bats, homeless people or any people or anybody. Yeah,

454
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:19,680
Speaker 1: what the funk is? So I think they should charge

455
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:21,320
Speaker 1: the parents while they're at it too, because I think

456
00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:24,960
Speaker 1: your parents absolutely failed you in that regard. But anyway,

457
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,960
Speaker 1: so yeah, don't worry about the Instagram account. Maybe we'll

458
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,520
Speaker 1: get charges put on you for being a ship hoole parent.

459
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:32,359
Speaker 1: Oh I think you're talking about me because I was

460
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,159
Speaker 1: like someone actually threatened me with the charge too, and

461
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:37,879
Speaker 1: I was like, shit, no not you know because one

462
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:41,960
Speaker 1: of the mothers like, I'm sending your Instagram to my detective. Right,

463
00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:45,240
Speaker 1: you don't have a detective, crazy lady. You probably don't

464
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:47,200
Speaker 1: have a lawyer for you a little fucked up kid either.

465
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:50,480
Speaker 1: You're broke if if you cared so much about your kid.

466
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:53,359
Speaker 1: He wouldn't be out three in the morning beating up

467
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:57,720
Speaker 1: homeless people with a bat. Where was your detective the

468
00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:02,119
Speaker 1: night your son was out beating someone it with a bat? Right? No,

469
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:03,879
Speaker 1: they all ready, I guess they all rad it on

470
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:05,640
Speaker 1: each other. They all said that this one was there,

471
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:07,160
Speaker 1: that one was there. They all told on each other.

472
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:10,520
Speaker 1: And the way it happened, you never saw, you never

473
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:13,919
Speaker 1: saw Good Fellas? Of course he sort of Godfather, right,

474
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:17,400
Speaker 1: of course, I get it. Did you see The Godfather? Yeah?

475
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:19,040
Speaker 1: I did, I did. I actually saw it in theaters.

476
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:22,840
Speaker 1: So the account is disabled for now. But but keep

477
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:25,320
Speaker 1: an eye on awful humans because I will be coming

478
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:27,520
Speaker 1: back with a vengeance. If it's not that one, I'm

479
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:30,919
Speaker 1: going to keep going. The people really got me fueled

480
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:33,760
Speaker 1: up to keep going. They said, you are you are fat.

481
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:37,919
Speaker 1: They told me you are faster than the police. That's

482
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:39,520
Speaker 1: why they took it down. They didn't even name the

483
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:42,119
Speaker 1: kids that I'm about that life. I'm not playing games.

484
00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:47,560
Speaker 1: So um, speaking of the Godfather and Good Fellas, are

485
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:53,400
Speaker 1: you going to see Are you gonna stream the Sopranos

486
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:56,600
Speaker 1: movie that's coming out this week? Yeah? Of course? I mean, look,

487
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:59,800
Speaker 1: I don't think it looks like I'm not like so

488
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:02,399
Speaker 1: excited by it. I don't think it looks amazing, but

489
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,000
Speaker 1: of course I'm gonna see it. I mean, I love

490
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:07,400
Speaker 1: the Sopranos. I was like, you know, thirteen years late

491
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:10,360
Speaker 1: to the party. But I'm definitely gonna see it. And

492
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:13,719
Speaker 1: James Gandelfoene's son is starring in it as young Tony,

493
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:16,080
Speaker 1: so that's gonna be cool. I mean, you're obviously gonna

494
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:19,919
Speaker 1: watch it. I'm definitely gonna see it. Um, And we

495
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:24,200
Speaker 1: saw the trailer for the Paul Thomas Anderson film. Paul

496
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:27,360
Speaker 1: Thomas Anderson's obviously the director who made There Will Be Blood,

497
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:35,160
Speaker 1: Boogie Nights, Um Magnolia. Great director. He's got his new

498
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:38,240
Speaker 1: film called Licorice Pizza, which I don't know what the

499
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:41,800
Speaker 1: name of that comes from. But he he's a guy

500
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:45,320
Speaker 1: that I need. No, I don't even need to see

501
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:48,120
Speaker 1: a trailer. When a Paul Thomas Anderson movie comes out,

502
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:50,080
Speaker 1: I go to see him. I wouldn't say I go

503
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:52,439
Speaker 1: to see him day one screening one, but I go

504
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:56,760
Speaker 1: to see it. I'm that guy day one screening one.

505
00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:59,560
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I was there day one. There will

506
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:01,520
Speaker 1: be Blood, I said, I mean I was there day

507
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 1: one of a lot of his films, and I mean

508
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:07,399
Speaker 1: the guy I didn't love. Uh, what was the one

509
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:10,800
Speaker 1: that he did with Phantom Thread? Now, I loved that

510
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:14,399
Speaker 1: the one before, like The Detective, some people love that.

511
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:16,399
Speaker 1: I I didn't. I don't. I don't understand that. Like

512
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 1: The Master I liked, I liked everything but that. But

513
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:21,000
Speaker 1: this one? What was what was that one that the

514
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:25,040
Speaker 1: what was it? Detective? What was that? Um? My son

515
00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:26,720
Speaker 1: loves it for some reason. I was like, I don't

516
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:28,600
Speaker 1: get it. He tried to explain to me. I still

517
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 1: don't get it. Funk as you saying it was called

518
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:36,159
Speaker 1: inherent Vice? Yeah, I maybe I need to see it again,

519
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:41,760
Speaker 1: but I didn't understand it. Um anyway, Um, unlike most episodes, Shooter,

520
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 1: I must say that I really appreciate you being here

521
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:48,959
Speaker 1: on this episode because my voice, um is fucked up,

522
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:53,240
Speaker 1: and you're really helping carry the episode because normally, by

523
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:57,440
Speaker 1: thirty minutes into the episode, you've annoyed me, harassed me,

524
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:02,480
Speaker 1: and got me so angry. But today, um, because my

525
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:04,119
Speaker 1: voice is fucked up, I just want to let you

526
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 1: know I really appreciate you being here. Oh man, that's

527
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:08,679
Speaker 1: so nice to hear like I haven't really heard you

528
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 1: say that ever, like genuinely say that right, so, well,

529
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:17,360
Speaker 1: I'm saying it. I just said it. I appreciate you, man,

530
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:20,400
Speaker 1: I appreciate I appreciate everything that you've done for me,

531
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:23,919
Speaker 1: and I appreciate you having me on your podcasts and

532
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:25,960
Speaker 1: me being a guest here, and so I just want

533
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:30,320
Speaker 1: to say thank you back to you. What does that mean.

534
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:32,840
Speaker 1: I'm saying thank you for having me on the show

535
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:36,160
Speaker 1: and and for trusting me in such a high regard,

536
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:39,080
Speaker 1: in this kind of position, with all this responsibility. For

537
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:41,160
Speaker 1: me to carry the show is like, you know, I'm

538
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:43,800
Speaker 1: your robbin right now, hold the funk on. You're not

539
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,760
Speaker 1: carrying shit. No, you just told me. I'm k You said, hey,

540
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 1: by thirty minutes, I'm out like you're carrying thank you

541
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 1: for this. Normally thirty minutes into the show, I'm like,

542
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:58,080
Speaker 1: fuck you, asshole. You know, like you know, screaming and yelling.

543
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:01,800
Speaker 1: But today I just wanted to say thank you for

544
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:07,520
Speaker 1: being here. You're not carrying anything. Now I'm caring. You said, oh,

545
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:09,720
Speaker 1: thank you. I mean we could rewind it. I say

546
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:12,640
Speaker 1: carrying pretty sure you said thank you for carrying the show,

547
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:16,520
Speaker 1: like on my shoulders. I didn't say carrying. You said

548
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:18,360
Speaker 1: like if I wasn't on this episode, this would have

549
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 1: been like a throwaway episode. Excuse me, excuse me. I

550
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 1: don't throw any fucking episode to what what are you

551
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:28,480
Speaker 1: talking about? No? I maybe this is it's coming out. Yeah,

552
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:30,560
Speaker 1: it's coming out, coming out? What? Maybe it's coming out? What?

553
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:34,800
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm not archiving. Maybe maybe you ain't articulating yourself right,

554
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:40,680
Speaker 1: maybe you ain't. Okay, I'm sorry. Well thanks for having

555
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:43,760
Speaker 1: me now, and now I don't feel that great about

556
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:45,760
Speaker 1: being here anymore. I mean I felt good a couple

557
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:50,080
Speaker 1: of seconds ago, but well, anyway, so well, I'm glad that,

558
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:53,680
Speaker 1: uh you're glad that what? Nothing Now, I just feel

559
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:55,360
Speaker 1: like it's awkward. Like now I feel like we can't

560
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 1: really move on from that old thing because I said

561
00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:59,080
Speaker 1: carrying the show and I wasn't saying that I carry

562
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:00,760
Speaker 1: the show. And just like that's came out of your mouth.

563
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:03,080
Speaker 1: You said, you said I'm carrying the show. No, I

564
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:05,520
Speaker 1: said that. You had said, Dean, you're carrying the show.

565
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:07,600
Speaker 1: I don't use that. I don't even say carrying the show.

566
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:10,479
Speaker 1: Where where would I get that from? Where? Where do

567
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:13,560
Speaker 1: I I don't say carrying the show. You said it anyway,

568
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:15,280
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm wrong. We don't fact check. I don't I

569
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:17,520
Speaker 1: don't know, I mean, rewind the clip. I don't wrong.

570
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:21,280
Speaker 1: We don't fact check what I just said. You know,

571
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:23,280
Speaker 1: you know, I know you've been talking about your loud

572
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,960
Speaker 1: neighbors upstairs. You have those loud neighbors, right. They're fucking

573
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:28,280
Speaker 1: driving me nuts and I haven't been able to scream

574
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:30,560
Speaker 1: at them for the last two weeks because of my throat.

575
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:34,880
Speaker 1: That's probably for the best. No, I'm I'm the victim.

576
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:38,479
Speaker 1: It's my podcast, and on my podcast, I'm the victim.

577
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:42,120
Speaker 1: But in real life with these loud neighbors, I'm also

578
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:44,720
Speaker 1: the victim here. I know it's hard for me to

579
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:47,240
Speaker 1: be the victim because everybody's like, oh, you're this, You're that.

580
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,720
Speaker 1: I'm the victim with these neighbors. But you like you

581
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:52,760
Speaker 1: have a broom, You're like, fuck you. It sounds like

582
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:55,320
Speaker 1: you're terrorizing the neighbors. Like I don't hear the neighbors.

583
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:58,520
Speaker 1: Are you Team rapp a Porter, team fucking heal stompers.

584
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:01,680
Speaker 1: I'm not seen anybody. I'm just I'm playing Devil's advocate,

585
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:05,800
Speaker 1: like I'm just looking at both sides. But speaking of neighbors,

586
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:08,080
Speaker 1: I have, I have this name. I don't know where

587
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:10,600
Speaker 1: this neighbor is coming from, but it's actually pretty alarming.

588
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 1: I don't know if they're above me. I don't know

589
00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:14,320
Speaker 1: if they're in the building across from me. I'm trying

590
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:18,280
Speaker 1: to gauge where this neighbor is. But basically, there's this dog.

591
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:21,480
Speaker 1: It's not that annoying like usually it annoys me to

592
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:23,640
Speaker 1: hear dogs barking. I don't love to hear it. It

593
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:27,040
Speaker 1: startles my cat, startles me. I don't like that yapping noise.

594
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:29,240
Speaker 1: But there's been this dog that it's a it's a

595
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:31,560
Speaker 1: small dog. I can tell that that barks every now

596
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 1: and again, and I hear this guy going like after

597
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 1: the dog barks a couple of times, the guy will

598
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 1: be like, shut the funk up, shut the fuck up,

599
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:49,040
Speaker 1: shut your fucking and like scream like screaming loud, loud, loud,

600
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:52,719
Speaker 1: like really alarming, abusive, Like would not be surprised if

601
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:55,960
Speaker 1: he's abusing this dog. He's verbally abusing the ship out

602
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:59,760
Speaker 1: of it, like shut the funk up, screaming, And I

603
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:01,760
Speaker 1: go over to my window, like my balcony and I'm

604
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:04,520
Speaker 1: like listening to where this dog is barking from second

605
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,720
Speaker 1: because I really want to report him. If if I

606
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:10,000
Speaker 1: knew where he was, i'd i'd call somebody to report,

607
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,480
Speaker 1: and I call the building because this could be good

608
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:15,960
Speaker 1: for your website. You're you're you're awful humans. If I

609
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:18,120
Speaker 1: if I could record, I know, I know, I would

610
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:20,840
Speaker 1: totally expose this fucking guy. And it's it's going on.

611
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:23,920
Speaker 1: It happens every day, and it's like it's like, dude,

612
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:27,000
Speaker 1: if you can't handle it your dog barking, don't get

613
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,120
Speaker 1: a fucking dog. I don't have a dog because like

614
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:31,080
Speaker 1: I don't I wouldn't want to hear a dog barking,

615
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:33,840
Speaker 1: but I wouldn't be screaming at then. And he's shut

616
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:36,520
Speaker 1: the funk up screaming at the top of his loans. Yo,

617
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:38,480
Speaker 1: the next time you hear him screaming, you need to

618
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:41,880
Speaker 1: scream back, be like, YO, you shut the funk up,

619
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,360
Speaker 1: And if you've got a problem with the fucking dog,

620
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:47,360
Speaker 1: I'm calling the fucking cops right now, motherfucker. Do like,

621
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 1: I like change your voice or something. I was thinking

622
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:53,400
Speaker 1: your megaphone to doing to do that. But the only

623
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 1: concern that I have. Literally, this is going on in

624
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,440
Speaker 1: my mind, is I have a patio that my cat

625
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:01,640
Speaker 1: hangs out at, and like, I leave him there all day,

626
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:04,480
Speaker 1: and I think this guy's above and I'm terrified that.

627
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 1: I mean, if this is a fucking dog of you.

628
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 1: So I'm terrified that if I said something to him,

629
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:10,560
Speaker 1: he would look at my cat when I'm not there

630
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:12,960
Speaker 1: and like shoot my cat or like do something to

631
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 1: my cat. If I he's not gonna do goddamn fucking things,

632
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:18,800
Speaker 1: I want to know where he is. I try and

633
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:21,360
Speaker 1: hear every fun you know, when you hear him screaming again,

634
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:23,440
Speaker 1: you gotta say something, even if you don't want to

635
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:25,400
Speaker 1: stick your head out. I know you're not confrontational. You

636
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:28,160
Speaker 1: need to be, like, yo, you shut the funk up. Well,

637
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:30,240
Speaker 1: you're you screaming at your dog. We're gonna call the

638
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:34,400
Speaker 1: fucking a spc A. I'm really thinking about doing that.

639
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:36,800
Speaker 1: That's all you gotta do, because you don't know where

640
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:38,840
Speaker 1: he's coming from. He's not gonna know where you're coming from.

641
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:41,120
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna you know the way your your backyard

642
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 1: is set up. He ain't. He'll he'll hear you, but

643
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 1: he ain't gonna know who it is. You're right, I

644
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:47,080
Speaker 1: think you're right. I mean, I know you're right. I've

645
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:49,000
Speaker 1: been I've been wanting to do that, but it's like

646
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:52,120
Speaker 1: if I'm just hearing that at the top of his lungs,

647
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:53,920
Speaker 1: like God knows what the funk he's doing to this

648
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:57,000
Speaker 1: four dog, And now you gotta you gotta say something. See,

649
00:33:57,040 --> 00:34:00,400
Speaker 1: I got this cocksucker stomping right now upstairs. Yeah, but

650
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:01,920
Speaker 1: at least all right, like I have no no, no no, no,

651
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:05,040
Speaker 1: no, no no, no no. I got this motherfucker up there

652
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:08,239
Speaker 1: stomping right now. Is he doing it on purpose? He thing?

653
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:11,560
Speaker 1: Because it's like you and they're like, you shut the

654
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:13,200
Speaker 1: funk up, Like we can't stand you. This is for

655
00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:15,400
Speaker 1: all the bullshit you've given us for twenty five years,

656
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:18,799
Speaker 1: Like they're probably dropping bowling balls just to be like,

657
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 1: funk this guy. We have to funk. First of all,

658
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 1: we live, he lives under us, and we have to

659
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:24,880
Speaker 1: hear him on fucking Instagram and all this other bullshit

660
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:27,680
Speaker 1: and our favorite show, Howard Sterney's on there gaping away

661
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:30,040
Speaker 1: and Gary and all this ship. Funk this guy. Why

662
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:32,239
Speaker 1: don't we why don't we make this fucking guys like

663
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:35,640
Speaker 1: the living hell. That's what I would do if I

664
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:37,480
Speaker 1: was living above you. Funk this guy, I have to

665
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 1: hear this motherfuck you've been in that building a long time.

666
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:43,480
Speaker 1: They probably they're probably not new, They probably know who

667
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:46,640
Speaker 1: the funk you are. That's what I would do that.

668
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 1: That's what you would do to me if you lived

669
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:52,920
Speaker 1: above me, you cock suck? Are you? I would be

670
00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:56,160
Speaker 1: I would be screamed. I would be fucking I'd say, yo,

671
00:34:56,239 --> 00:34:57,960
Speaker 1: let's have a party. Let me turn on the fucking

672
00:34:58,040 --> 00:34:59,879
Speaker 1: the subwoffer on funk the guy below me. I don't

673
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:01,880
Speaker 1: get ship. I'm concerned with my neighbors. I'd be like,

674
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:06,600
Speaker 1: bump it up, put extra base on that ship. Great. Uh,

675
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:11,320
Speaker 1: what else is going on? How's your how's your love life?

676
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:15,360
Speaker 1: Love life is is okay? I'm not I'm really still

677
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:19,640
Speaker 1: not looking for anything serious. Uh. I love that I'm

678
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:21,520
Speaker 1: like in that position, be like I'm not looking for anything,

679
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:25,120
Speaker 1: Like I'm the fucking bachelor over here. But um, like

680
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:27,000
Speaker 1: I'm just lucky to have a woman like stripped down

681
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,839
Speaker 1: and be naked in front of me, Like that's that's

682
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:30,560
Speaker 1: like a blessing for for me to even be near

683
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:33,840
Speaker 1: a woman I I recognize that that I'm very fortunate

684
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:36,359
Speaker 1: to even be in a situation because look, I didn't

685
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:39,919
Speaker 1: lose my virginity till I was eighteen years old. That's

686
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:43,279
Speaker 1: not that late. That's dude. My friends all lost to

687
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:46,200
Speaker 1: like fourteen. I I that's like two years later. I

688
00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:49,239
Speaker 1: lost my mind at sixteen. Yeah. See that's normal though,

689
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:53,120
Speaker 1: like and I lost it to like oh, I had

690
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:55,480
Speaker 1: to call and be like, hey, come over because I

691
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:57,120
Speaker 1: don't want to be the four ygold virgin, Like I

692
00:35:57,160 --> 00:36:00,280
Speaker 1: need to get this done. Now. What's up? Everybody want snow?

693
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:06,440
Speaker 1: What's up with Brazil? Uh? The brazil girl the one

694
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:07,719
Speaker 1: that bailed on me or the one that I had

695
00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:12,000
Speaker 1: a fling with. Both well, the one that bailed on me,

696
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:13,279
Speaker 1: I said we should hang out and all that, and

697
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 1: I haven't talked to her. I haven't put in the

698
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:16,640
Speaker 1: effort kind of given her a taste of her own medicine.

699
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:19,759
Speaker 1: The second girl from Brazil, I did have a situation

700
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:22,960
Speaker 1: where things got got what. I saw her three times

701
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:24,880
Speaker 1: while she was in l A. She lives in New

702
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:28,239
Speaker 1: York from Brazil, but I saw her three times and

703
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:30,440
Speaker 1: by the third time she started asking me why am

704
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:33,240
Speaker 1: I single? And started hinting at a lot of things,

705
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 1: like what's your PayPal ship like that, like do you

706
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:38,600
Speaker 1: have PayPal? Venmost seemed like she started kind of getting

707
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:40,879
Speaker 1: like an attachment, and she said, I mean, she did

708
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:43,399
Speaker 1: tell me I was the only white guy that she's

709
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:46,640
Speaker 1: ever slept within four years. I thought that was pretty

710
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:50,799
Speaker 1: cool in four years of sleeping with men, or in

711
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:56,439
Speaker 1: four years, in four years of being in America. Right,

712
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:59,719
Speaker 1: she said, you're the only You're the second, the first

713
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 1: white I was a real tool. And so wait, so

714
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 1: were you the second white guy that she slept with

715
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:08,359
Speaker 1: or the first white guy that she liked sleeping with. No,

716
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:12,520
Speaker 1: I'm the second. I'm the second and only white guy

717
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:14,360
Speaker 1: that she liked sleeping with the first one she was like,

718
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:15,960
Speaker 1: I don't like that guy. I don't count that guy.

719
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 1: You're you're the second and only one she likes sleeping with,

720
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:25,200
Speaker 1: but not the first one she ever slept with. Um No, well, no, no, yes,

721
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:29,399
Speaker 1: that you just said two different things. Because you're talking

722
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:32,239
Speaker 1: about rewinding ship. We could rewind she don't know, don't

723
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 1: rewind that. Don't rewind you don't need to rewind the clip.

724
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:37,120
Speaker 1: But we could just keep going. Uh No, she's just

725
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:38,680
Speaker 1: said that. You know, in the four years that she's

726
00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:42,359
Speaker 1: been living in America, she usually you know, I think

727
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 1: she likes Asian man. I think that she's a big

728
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:46,720
Speaker 1: fan of Asian man. And it's I mean, that's interesting,

729
00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:51,239
Speaker 1: not that that's interesting, like in a weird Brazilian who

730
00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:54,560
Speaker 1: has an Asian man fetish, no problem Asian man. And

731
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:56,560
Speaker 1: she said, I'm the second white guy that she slept

732
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:59,399
Speaker 1: with it, so anyway, she's she started, I said, look,

733
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:01,600
Speaker 1: I'm not king for anything. I was kind of traumatized

734
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:04,319
Speaker 1: by another relationship. And I gave her little paragraph because

735
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:05,960
Speaker 1: she had set it up that she was kind of

736
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:10,080
Speaker 1: insinuating something, and she said, oh, I wasn't asking you.

737
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:11,759
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about us. I just wanted to know

738
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:13,480
Speaker 1: why you're single. And she made me kind of feel

739
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:14,920
Speaker 1: weird about it. And then on the last day that

740
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 1: she was here, she was like, I didn't expect a

741
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 1: guy like you to come along. I could write a

742
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:21,840
Speaker 1: blog about all the things I want to clone you blog.

743
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:24,120
Speaker 1: She was like, I could write a blog about all

744
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 1: the reasons why we you know, she kinda she's kind

745
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:30,719
Speaker 1: of what no that we should maybe pursue something in

746
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:33,359
Speaker 1: a way, like all the reasons why, yeah, we should

747
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 1: pursue something. Okay, Okay, I've heard enough. I mean I

748
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:40,399
Speaker 1: didn't h enough, but you're like spinning in circles first time,

749
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:45,759
Speaker 1: second time. Uh So, basically slutty summer. How would you

750
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:51,719
Speaker 1: recap slutty summer? Because you coined the phrase, um, how

751
00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:54,880
Speaker 1: would you sort of sum it up? Since the summer's

752
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:59,279
Speaker 1: over and summing up like this, I'm thirty one years old.

753
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:02,440
Speaker 1: Five years ago, it was a different kind of a

754
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:06,520
Speaker 1: slutty summer. It was a slutty summer filled with one

755
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:09,359
Speaker 1: night stands, fun times that we both know we're gonna

756
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:14,400
Speaker 1: move on from these experiences. And now you've got to

757
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:18,319
Speaker 1: be careful with playing with people's emotions. It's something that

758
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 1: I'm really conscious of, Like you cannot just be going

759
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:22,600
Speaker 1: i'm gonna hit this girl, I'm gonna hit that girl,

760
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:24,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hit this girl because we're not I'm not

761
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:27,400
Speaker 1: twenty one anymore. I'm thirty one, and I'm not hooking

762
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:29,120
Speaker 1: up with twenty year olds. I'm looking up with like

763
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:32,839
Speaker 1: mid twenties, late twenties sometimes, and lately it's been mid

764
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:35,560
Speaker 1: twenties to late twenties and it seems like after the

765
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:39,600
Speaker 1: first two times, or even the first time sometimes that

766
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:43,280
Speaker 1: there seems to be some kind of an emotional attachment

767
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:45,359
Speaker 1: where they're like, what are we doing now? It's not

768
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:48,359
Speaker 1: they're not interested in just hooking up. There's always like

769
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:51,000
Speaker 1: where are we going with this? And I'm not necessarily

770
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 1: looking for something, So I get myself in these situations

771
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:56,239
Speaker 1: where it's like fun, all right, maybe I shouldn't be

772
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:59,959
Speaker 1: doing this, Well, you gotta do something otherwise you're gonna

773
00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:02,200
Speaker 1: be choking your chicken and complaining about it on this

774
00:40:02,239 --> 00:40:06,719
Speaker 1: fucking podcast exactly so, because nobody wants you complaining about

775
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 1: it on the fucking podcast, and nobody wants to hear

776
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 1: about you choking your chicken, So there's gotta be a

777
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:13,719
Speaker 1: happy medium. I want to talk about that. I'm not

778
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:15,880
Speaker 1: talking about choking my chicken with anybody you choke. You

779
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:18,520
Speaker 1: talking about choking your chicken on this podcast often, and

780
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:23,080
Speaker 1: people are like, people are like, I've had enough. What

781
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:25,239
Speaker 1: are my fucking louise E k over you dick in

782
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:27,359
Speaker 1: my hands? I don't ever talk about that. What are

783
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:30,719
Speaker 1: you talking about anyway? I'm just happy to be on

784
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:34,880
Speaker 1: the podcast. And the summer has been Okay, okay, the

785
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:38,040
Speaker 1: last thing I wanted to ask you about because last

786
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:40,400
Speaker 1: week I couldn't get to it and I realized it

787
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:44,080
Speaker 1: was uh it was the day a day late, but

788
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:49,560
Speaker 1: it was the thirtieth anniversary of three monumental records on

789
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:59,760
Speaker 1: the same day thirty years ago in September, A Tribe

790
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:04,759
Speaker 1: call Quest released The Low End Theory, Red Hot Chili

791
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:11,640
Speaker 1: Peppers released Blood Sugar, Sex Magic, and Nirvana released never

792
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:20,120
Speaker 1: Mind YEP. Three ridiculous, classic, game changing records from three

793
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 1: totally different groups. The only one that's still able to perform, obviously,

794
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:30,719
Speaker 1: is the Red Hot Chili Peppers, who coincidentally, on that

795
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:33,319
Speaker 1: same day, well not coincidentally, they knew what they were doing.

796
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:37,919
Speaker 1: They announced, um, they're doing a world tour next year,

797
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:40,399
Speaker 1: which I funk with. I want to go see them,

798
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:42,400
Speaker 1: see I would go see the Red Hot Chili Peppers

799
00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:45,759
Speaker 1: met me too. And what makes it that much more

800
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:51,200
Speaker 1: monumental is that they they announced that they're doing because look,

801
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:55,799
Speaker 1: they're always touring, but they're bringing the great John Prashante,

802
00:41:56,400 --> 00:42:01,480
Speaker 1: the guitarist that really is like the sound he makes

803
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 1: the sound of the Chili Peppers. Those guitar licks on,

804
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:07,279
Speaker 1: you know, Californication, all those all from Blood Sugar Sex Match.

805
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:09,960
Speaker 1: So he's back. He hasn't been in the band since

806
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:13,640
Speaker 1: two thousands six on Stadium Arcadium. He's back in the band.

807
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:16,640
Speaker 1: They're touring with him in two I'm definitely gonna see them,

808
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:22,359
Speaker 1: seeing them probably six times live and they're fucking incredible.

809
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:25,399
Speaker 1: Didn't you and I see the ones perform? We saw him.

810
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:27,960
Speaker 1: We saw him during the Stadium Arcadium tour, at the Forum,

811
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:33,800
Speaker 1: at the l A Forum, the Fabulous Forum. And uh,

812
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:38,520
Speaker 1: and obviously, well, why don't you give a little riff

813
00:42:38,719 --> 00:42:43,560
Speaker 1: on why you love and what Nirvana means to you?

814
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:46,799
Speaker 1: Because I obviously have spoken many times about a tribe

815
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:50,839
Speaker 1: called quest Uh the movie was made. But why don't

816
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:53,439
Speaker 1: you break down, just from a fans point of view,

817
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:57,319
Speaker 1: what Nirvana means to you, even musically, or just what

818
00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:59,080
Speaker 1: it means to you, because you got you can do

819
00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 1: it better than me, and you're such a fucking fan,

820
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:05,520
Speaker 1: breakdown what that album and what Nirvana means to you

821
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:08,640
Speaker 1: specifically as a fan. There's no right, wrong or any answers.

822
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:09,840
Speaker 1: I don't want you to feel like I'm putting you

823
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:11,839
Speaker 1: on the spot. Just break it down. No, I don't.

824
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:13,440
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, it's it's hard for me

825
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:16,200
Speaker 1: to articulate things like that. But they came in. They

826
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:21,239
Speaker 1: they literally changed the lands, the whole the course of

827
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:24,640
Speaker 1: music history. I mean they came in. They were nobody's

828
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:27,280
Speaker 1: when they released their first album, Bleach, they were nobody's.

829
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 1: They were in the underground punk scene. They released the

830
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:37,879
Speaker 1: album Bleach, and then they released their second album and

831
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:41,600
Speaker 1: literally took Michael Jackson off of the number one spot

832
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:44,520
Speaker 1: on the Billboard charts and became the biggest fan in

833
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:47,600
Speaker 1: the world. And Kurt Cobain just like got Rich, you know,

834
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:49,319
Speaker 1: during the eighties and all that ship. They were all

835
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:53,480
Speaker 1: those hair metal bands like I don't know which which bands,

836
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:56,200
Speaker 1: but I mean, you fucking know some of those bands

837
00:43:56,239 --> 00:43:58,360
Speaker 1: that were out there. But they I don't know. He

838
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:01,960
Speaker 1: just came in. He was I'm trying to. I'm trying to.

839
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:04,719
Speaker 1: I mean, break it down. There's no right or wrong answer.

840
00:44:04,719 --> 00:44:06,239
Speaker 1: I know you always feel like you're putting I'm not

841
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:07,880
Speaker 1: putting you on the spot, but just what what like,

842
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 1: just explain it what it means to you. It's it's

843
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 1: it's your point of view. Well. I like their first

844
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:15,279
Speaker 1: album because it was super raw and underground all that,

845
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:19,480
Speaker 1: but never mind, from top to bottom is just sonically

846
00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:23,640
Speaker 1: it's it's it's like the Beatles swallowed Black Flag like

847
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:27,440
Speaker 1: it's so fucking good. It still holds up. I mean

848
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:29,799
Speaker 1: smells like teen Spirit is. Yeah, it does hold up.

849
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:32,960
Speaker 1: Played into the fucking ground. I couldn't listen. I mean,

850
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:35,440
Speaker 1: I you know, they were the reason that I ever

851
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:38,080
Speaker 1: picked up a guitar, like a twelve years it's like

852
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:40,640
Speaker 1: a write of passage when you're that age, when you're

853
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:43,960
Speaker 1: going through middle school. It's like you turned onto Nirvana

854
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:45,919
Speaker 1: and that makes you want to start your own band

855
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:48,919
Speaker 1: because they weren't the conventional rock stars that came out

856
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,960
Speaker 1: like looking good and their hair is perfect. Like this

857
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:55,359
Speaker 1: was like a guy from fucking Aberdeen, Washington who came

858
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:58,399
Speaker 1: out with like shitty fucking clothes. It's not it wasn't

859
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:01,799
Speaker 1: about the material ethics of how you look or any

860
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:04,279
Speaker 1: of that ship was. It was what your products sounded like.

861
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:07,120
Speaker 1: It was all about how you sounded. And they came

862
00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:10,200
Speaker 1: in and changed, you know, the narrative with all that,

863
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 1: and it still holds up. I mean, Dave Gorold the

864
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:17,160
Speaker 1: drummer and he's doing food fightings now. But I'm just

865
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:20,000
Speaker 1: I'm a huge fucking Nirvana fan. I couldn't listen to

866
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:23,360
Speaker 1: Smells Like Teen Spirit for like fifteen years. It was

867
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:26,080
Speaker 1: so overplayed. But now i've been I've revisited that album

868
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:28,680
Speaker 1: and it's just it's it really is timeless. Like it's

869
00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:31,839
Speaker 1: just it's so fucking perfect. And they only did you know,

870
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:34,360
Speaker 1: it seemed like they were around for like ten years,

871
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:38,320
Speaker 1: but they were only banned from or when that album

872
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:42,720
Speaker 1: came out when he died. There only a couple of years. Damn.

873
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:45,719
Speaker 1: I mean, so much happened within those couple of years.

874
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:49,000
Speaker 1: But that's good. And of course try low end theory.

875
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:53,680
Speaker 1: Everything on this album is a game changer. Talked about it.

876
00:45:53,719 --> 00:45:56,200
Speaker 1: We talked about it every year, every five years, every

877
00:45:56,239 --> 00:45:58,600
Speaker 1: time this there's something with this album. Obviously the Late

878
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:03,040
Speaker 1: Grade five Dog, the Emergence Um, and you know, I mean,

879
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:05,919
Speaker 1: just a crazy day. I didn't realize that all three

880
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:08,960
Speaker 1: of those albums came out on the same day thirty

881
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:11,040
Speaker 1: years ago. So I've been rocking all three of those

882
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:15,360
Speaker 1: albums in the last week or so, and obviously you should.

883
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:20,160
Speaker 1: And that Blood Sugar, Blood Sugar Sex Magic album I

884
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:22,319
Speaker 1: funk with the Chili Peppers and I'm definitely gonna go

885
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:25,439
Speaker 1: see them live. So fucking good. Yeah, those albums, those

886
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:28,440
Speaker 1: albums were fucking incredible. All Right, we're coming to the

887
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:30,640
Speaker 1: end here. I again, I want to thank you a

888
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:32,520
Speaker 1: Shooter for coming in and you've been doing a great

889
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:35,960
Speaker 1: job of carrying the show. And you just said it.

890
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:38,480
Speaker 1: You just said thank you, Deane, thank you Shoot for

891
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:41,480
Speaker 1: coming in and carrying the show. I didn't say carrying

892
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:44,000
Speaker 1: the show. I said joining the show when my fucking

893
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:47,120
Speaker 1: voice is fucked up. I didn't say carrying anything. You're

894
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 1: not carrying the I am Rappaport Stereo Podcast. Fuck rewind

895
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:54,040
Speaker 1: the clip. You just say. I'm not rewinding a motherfucking thing.

896
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:57,680
Speaker 1: What's the name of the podcast? The I am Rappaport

897
00:46:57,719 --> 00:47:01,800
Speaker 1: Stereo Pockets. You carried these fucking nuts. I never said, Carrie,

898
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:06,440
Speaker 1: you've got brain fog. You got fucking brain fog. I

899
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:09,000
Speaker 1: got brain fox in perpetual, I got brain fog. It's

900
00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:11,200
Speaker 1: fucking COVID. I don't know how to socialize anymore. Man,

901
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:15,239
Speaker 1: I'm all fucked up. Anyway. I am Rapports Stereo Podcast.

902
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:19,359
Speaker 1: We came, we saw, we disrupted under duress, come see

903
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:21,439
Speaker 1: me in San Diego. The shooter will be there this

904
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:25,839
Speaker 1: weekend Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and one more Sunday night. Token

905
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Speaker 1: Survailabent Michael Rapp, Report Comedy dot Com, Miles Jourdan a K.

906
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 1: The Bleep Brothers, um, let's get out of here with

907
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:36,719
Speaker 1: something real nice. Let's get out of here with something

908
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:39,000
Speaker 1: real proper, but most importantly, take us out of here

909
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:42,839
Speaker 1: with something real, real funk. You can never get it right,

910
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 1: and I can't scream at you to get it right

911
00:47:45,000 --> 00:48:03,520
Speaker 1: real funky. I Am rapports Stereo pockets him out. U