WEBVTT - Canceled Disney Trip

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<v Speaker 1>Elvie Duran in the Morning show. Here's one of our

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<v Speaker 1>world famous phone pranks. Answer Elvie Dan, Elvie Duran, phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>The letter coming in said, my crazy wife Mary is

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<v Speaker 2>the perfect target for a phone tap. Here's the deal.

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<v Speaker 2>We've already paid for a week at Disney for this

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<v Speaker 2>month in one of their fancy villas. Our whole family's

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<v Speaker 2>going to Disney. It's all she talks about. So if

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<v Speaker 2>there's any problems with the reservations, I'm sure she'd freak out.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's phone tap her today. This comes to us from

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<v Speaker 2>Keith Elmo. All Right, David Brody, the guy in the

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<v Speaker 2>corner is going to be calling Mary Elmo from the

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<v Speaker 2>resort in telling her that there's a little problem. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>listen in to your phone tap.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello Mary Elmo, Please Hi Mary. Bob Shandy from DVC.

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<v Speaker 3>Hi Bob, we have you slated to stay with us

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<v Speaker 3>at the beach club villas. Yes, we've had to make

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<v Speaker 3>room for the game Lesbian Alliance coming in. Consequently, we've

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<v Speaker 3>had to bump a few people, and I'm calling to

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<v Speaker 3>let everyone know we have to make other arrangements or

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<v Speaker 3>reschedule your week.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, and then where am I supposed to stay with

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<v Speaker 4>twelve people? Bob?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I can. I can make accommodations for you at

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<v Speaker 3>the All Star Resort. We have a couple of rooms available.

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<v Speaker 5>I know.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh uh. First of all, I am not canceling my

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<v Speaker 4>vacation for no gay and lesbian alliance or whatever the

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<v Speaker 4>hell is going on down there. I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 3>Well again, I don't think you should lessen the value

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<v Speaker 3>of the gay lesbian alliance. Are any of the twelve

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<v Speaker 3>people in your party gay or lesbian? I'm sure they.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what, Bob, We all are Okay, all twelve

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<v Speaker 4>that are going you're all gay?

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<v Speaker 1>All right?

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<v Speaker 3>Now, you don't need to get sarcastic with me.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, you know what. You don't need to ask me

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<v Speaker 4>such stupid ass nine questions.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, you know what, I have a brother who's gay,

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<v Speaker 3>and no, I don't care.

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<v Speaker 4>If your brother or whoever the hell is gay.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, your name's Elmo. You're a Red Cartoon character. I

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<v Speaker 3>would have thought when I called you, I expected someone

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<v Speaker 3>to be happy and bubbly like the character Elmo.

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<v Speaker 4>Bob, first of all, you better you better not be

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<v Speaker 4>speaking to me that way. I mean, I don't know

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<v Speaker 4>who the hell you are, But you are no Disney member,

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<v Speaker 4>because Disney members do not talk to the people like

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<v Speaker 4>the way you're just talking.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I've taken nine courses in customer service.

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<v Speaker 4>Well you know what, I think you better go back

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<v Speaker 4>and take another nine more. And I don't care what

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<v Speaker 4>leg get gay. Whatever the hell is going on down here.

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<v Speaker 4>You are not bumping me and you are not gonna

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<v Speaker 4>be taking away my two rooms. And if you should

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<v Speaker 4>call back, I will make sure that my husband contact here.

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<v Speaker 3>And who would that be, mister Elmo?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah that's right.

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<v Speaker 3>Well maybe you'd like to put me on the phone

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<v Speaker 3>with snuffle off agus a gift.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, goodbye, I'm putting you.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't have a room when you come down it.

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<v Speaker 5>You have no room.

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<v Speaker 3>Room, you have no room.

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<v Speaker 4>Will I will have two rooms, and I make sure

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<v Speaker 4>that when I get down here, I find out where

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<v Speaker 4>the hell you are and I'm gonna come meet you

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<v Speaker 4>face to face. How do you like that?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, you'll be the red furry one. How will I

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<v Speaker 3>know you?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean I don't. I don't think you know who

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<v Speaker 4>the hell you're talking to, But I grant you this,

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<v Speaker 4>come hell or high water. When I get down here.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna find your rest wherever the hell you are.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I just see it from Jersey. I see that now. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it makes sense. You sound like a Jersey broad.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, you sound like a typical How do you like that?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's very nice. You know what, maybe we don't

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<v Speaker 3>want your kind here at the happiest place on earth,

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<v Speaker 3>because clearly you're not one of the happiest people.

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<v Speaker 4>I could go anywhere I choose to go. Let's put

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<v Speaker 4>it to you that way. I got more money than

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<v Speaker 4>you'll ever see in your life, Sarah.

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<v Speaker 3>And money apparently doesn't buy any class.

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<v Speaker 1>Ma'am.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what, you could take that? Stick it up

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<v Speaker 4>your goodbye.

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<v Speaker 3>Excuse me, my brother's gay.

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<v Speaker 5>What did I tell you? Man? She's called me right, Okay, don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Answer the phone. We're gonna call it back.

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<v Speaker 5>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, I had some call me on the phone. Get

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<v Speaker 4>a load of this. There's a gay and lesbian pride

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<v Speaker 4>convention going on, and they're taking some members rooms and

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<v Speaker 4>giving them to the these gay and lesbians. What do

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<v Speaker 4>you want me to put us on the All Star resorts?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to classy bill, I'm not going to all Stars'

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<v Speaker 4>you know what, if he was here in front of me,

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<v Speaker 4>I wish I could beat.

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<v Speaker 5>Let me see if I can call him on the phone.

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<v Speaker 5>Hold on, yeah, A hold on.

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<v Speaker 3>Vacation club.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh, my name is Keith Elmo. I believe you spoke

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<v Speaker 5>to my wife Mary.

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<v Speaker 3>Forgive me for saying your wife is very difficult to

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<v Speaker 3>deal with. And I tried to explain to a situation.

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<v Speaker 4>Making make it.

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<v Speaker 3>If we're very happy people here at Disney until this

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<v Speaker 3>phone call.

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<v Speaker 4>No, and you said to me that I wasn't a

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<v Speaker 4>happy peppy person. Wasn't that right, Bob, I'm not a

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<v Speaker 4>happy peppy person, especially with the.

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<v Speaker 3>Last name Elmo Miszelma. Relax, Okay, you vacationally be brought

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<v Speaker 3>to you by the letter M. Just relax, looks relax, sweetheart.

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<v Speaker 5>We'll get the straightened out.

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<v Speaker 3>Baby, We'll get a straight Yeah, okay, baby, we'll get

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<v Speaker 3>a straightened out.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey. You know what, First of all, Bob, you don't

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<v Speaker 4>call me baby. Let's get that.

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<v Speaker 3>Straight Okay, all right, sweetie, all right, excuse me, honey,

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<v Speaker 3>just relax.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what, Keith, you could talk to this ignorant

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<v Speaker 4>moron because I am handing up the phone.

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<v Speaker 3>It's before you hang up let me just put one

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<v Speaker 3>last package on the table for you.

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<v Speaker 4>There is no last package, you know why?

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<v Speaker 3>All right, you've just been phone tapping. Here is a

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<v Speaker 3>Dave Brody from Elvis dran in the Morning Show. Keith,

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<v Speaker 3>you're a lucky, lucky man.

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<v Speaker 5>Who's the love? Who's the miss? You're not telling me

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<v Speaker 5>you feel? I could never get your mush and I

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<v Speaker 5>got you.

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<v Speaker 4>You're an idiot.

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<v Speaker 5>I love you, Yeah, Mush, I love you so much.

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<v Speaker 4>My boot plus has got to be skyrocketed by now.

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