Speaker 1: Elvie Duran in the Morning show. Here's one of our
Speaker 1: world famous phone pranks. Answer Elvie Dan, Elvie Duran, phone tap.
Speaker 2: The letter coming in said, my crazy wife Mary is
Speaker 2: the perfect target for a phone tap. Here's the deal.
Speaker 2: We've already paid for a week at Disney for this
Speaker 2: month in one of their fancy villas. Our whole family's
Speaker 2: going to Disney. It's all she talks about. So if
Speaker 2: there's any problems with the reservations, I'm sure she'd freak out.
Speaker 2: Let's phone tap her today. This comes to us from
Speaker 2: Keith Elmo. All Right, David Brody, the guy in the
Speaker 2: corner is going to be calling Mary Elmo from the
Speaker 2: resort in telling her that there's a little problem. Let's
Speaker 2: listen in to your phone tap.
Speaker 3: Hello Mary Elmo, Please Hi Mary. Bob Shandy from DVC.
Speaker 3: Hi Bob, we have you slated to stay with us
Speaker 3: at the beach club villas. Yes, we've had to make
Speaker 3: room for the game Lesbian Alliance coming in. Consequently, we've
Speaker 3: had to bump a few people, and I'm calling to
Speaker 3: let everyone know we have to make other arrangements or
Speaker 3: reschedule your week.
Speaker 4: Okay, and then where am I supposed to stay with
Speaker 4: twelve people? Bob?
Speaker 3: Well, I can. I can make accommodations for you at
Speaker 3: the All Star Resort. We have a couple of rooms available.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 4: Uh uh. First of all, I am not canceling my
Speaker 4: vacation for no gay and lesbian alliance or whatever the
Speaker 4: hell is going on down there. I don't think so.
Speaker 3: Well again, I don't think you should lessen the value
Speaker 3: of the gay lesbian alliance. Are any of the twelve
Speaker 3: people in your party gay or lesbian? I'm sure they.
Speaker 4: You know what, Bob, We all are Okay, all twelve
Speaker 4: that are going you're all gay?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 3: Now, you don't need to get sarcastic with me.
Speaker 4: Well, you know what. You don't need to ask me
Speaker 4: such stupid ass nine questions.
Speaker 3: Okay, you know what, I have a brother who's gay,
Speaker 3: and no, I don't care.
Speaker 4: If your brother or whoever the hell is gay.
Speaker 3: Okay, your name's Elmo. You're a Red Cartoon character. I
Speaker 3: would have thought when I called you, I expected someone
Speaker 3: to be happy and bubbly like the character Elmo.
Speaker 4: Bob, first of all, you better you better not be
Speaker 4: speaking to me that way. I mean, I don't know
Speaker 4: who the hell you are, But you are no Disney member,
Speaker 4: because Disney members do not talk to the people like
Speaker 4: the way you're just talking.
Speaker 3: Okay, I've taken nine courses in customer service.
Speaker 4: Well you know what, I think you better go back
Speaker 4: and take another nine more. And I don't care what
Speaker 4: leg get gay. Whatever the hell is going on down here.
Speaker 4: You are not bumping me and you are not gonna
Speaker 4: be taking away my two rooms. And if you should
Speaker 4: call back, I will make sure that my husband contact here.
Speaker 3: And who would that be, mister Elmo?
Speaker 4: Yeah that's right.
Speaker 3: Well maybe you'd like to put me on the phone
Speaker 3: with snuffle off agus a gift.
Speaker 1: Yeah, goodbye, I'm putting you.
Speaker 3: You don't have a room when you come down it.
Speaker 5: You have no room.
Speaker 3: Room, you have no room.
Speaker 4: Will I will have two rooms, and I make sure
Speaker 4: that when I get down here, I find out where
Speaker 4: the hell you are and I'm gonna come meet you
Speaker 4: face to face. How do you like that?
Speaker 3: Okay, you'll be the red furry one. How will I
Speaker 3: know you?
Speaker 4: I mean I don't. I don't think you know who
Speaker 4: the hell you're talking to, But I grant you this,
Speaker 4: come hell or high water. When I get down here.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna find your rest wherever the hell you are.
Speaker 3: Okay, I just see it from Jersey. I see that now. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it makes sense. You sound like a Jersey broad.
Speaker 4: Well, you sound like a typical How do you like that?
Speaker 3: Oh that's very nice. You know what, maybe we don't
Speaker 3: want your kind here at the happiest place on earth,
Speaker 3: because clearly you're not one of the happiest people.
Speaker 4: I could go anywhere I choose to go. Let's put
Speaker 4: it to you that way. I got more money than
Speaker 4: you'll ever see in your life, Sarah.
Speaker 3: And money apparently doesn't buy any class.
Speaker 1: Ma'am.
Speaker 4: You know what, you could take that? Stick it up
Speaker 4: your goodbye.
Speaker 3: Excuse me, my brother's gay.
Speaker 5: What did I tell you? Man? She's called me right, Okay, don't.
Speaker 3: Answer the phone. We're gonna call it back.
Speaker 5: Here we go.
Speaker 4: Hello, I had some call me on the phone. Get
Speaker 4: a load of this. There's a gay and lesbian pride
Speaker 4: convention going on, and they're taking some members rooms and
Speaker 4: giving them to the these gay and lesbians. What do
Speaker 4: you want me to put us on the All Star resorts?
Speaker 4: I'm going to classy bill, I'm not going to all Stars'
Speaker 4: you know what, if he was here in front of me,
Speaker 4: I wish I could beat.
Speaker 5: Let me see if I can call him on the phone.
Speaker 5: Hold on, yeah, A hold on.
Speaker 3: Vacation club.
Speaker 5: Uh, my name is Keith Elmo. I believe you spoke
Speaker 5: to my wife Mary.
Speaker 3: Forgive me for saying your wife is very difficult to
Speaker 3: deal with. And I tried to explain to a situation.
Speaker 4: Making make it.
Speaker 3: If we're very happy people here at Disney until this
Speaker 3: phone call.
Speaker 4: No, and you said to me that I wasn't a
Speaker 4: happy peppy person. Wasn't that right, Bob, I'm not a
Speaker 4: happy peppy person, especially with the.
Speaker 3: Last name Elmo Miszelma. Relax, Okay, you vacationally be brought
Speaker 3: to you by the letter M. Just relax, looks relax, sweetheart.
Speaker 5: We'll get the straightened out.
Speaker 3: Baby, We'll get a straight Yeah, okay, baby, we'll get
Speaker 3: a straightened out.
Speaker 4: Hey. You know what, First of all, Bob, you don't
Speaker 4: call me baby. Let's get that.
Speaker 3: Straight Okay, all right, sweetie, all right, excuse me, honey,
Speaker 3: just relax.
Speaker 4: You know what, Keith, you could talk to this ignorant
Speaker 4: moron because I am handing up the phone.
Speaker 3: It's before you hang up let me just put one
Speaker 3: last package on the table for you.
Speaker 4: There is no last package, you know why?
Speaker 3: All right, you've just been phone tapping. Here is a
Speaker 3: Dave Brody from Elvis dran in the Morning Show. Keith,
Speaker 3: you're a lucky, lucky man.
Speaker 5: Who's the love? Who's the miss? You're not telling me
Speaker 5: you feel? I could never get your mush and I
Speaker 5: got you.
Speaker 4: You're an idiot.
Speaker 5: I love you, Yeah, Mush, I love you so much.
Speaker 4: My boot plus has got to be skyrocketed by now.
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