WEBVTT - DONKEY: Man Caught For Fake PP Loan

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<v Speaker 1>Don't be out here acting like a donkey.

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<v Speaker 2>Hee, bitch, It's.

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<v Speaker 1>Time for Donkey of the Day. I'm a big boy.

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<v Speaker 1>I could take it if you feel I deserve It

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<v Speaker 1>ain't no big deal, I know. CHARLOTTEGNEI God gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>honestly say his mouth. You gotta say something you may

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<v Speaker 1>not agree with.

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<v Speaker 3>It doesn't mean I'm mean, who's getting that donky that

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<v Speaker 3>donkey that don't don't don't dunt dunk.

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<v Speaker 1>Donkey other day right here to the breakfast club bitching.

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<v Speaker 1>You can call me the donkey of the day, but

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<v Speaker 1>like I'd mean no harm.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey donkey of today for Tuesday, September fifth goals to

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<v Speaker 3>a fifty nine year old man named Dana McIntyre. Now,

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<v Speaker 3>back in twenty twenty, I told so many of y'all

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<v Speaker 3>that were doing those fraudulent PPP loans.

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<v Speaker 1>I told y'all that y'all was gonna land in PPP prison.

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<v Speaker 3>So many of y'all went to the fake company Name

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<v Speaker 3>Generator to find names.

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<v Speaker 1>For your LLCs that didn't exist.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, there really is a fake company Name Generator, and

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<v Speaker 3>some of y'all was on there showing your natural asses.

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<v Speaker 3>And for those who weren't y'all would just, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>look around the room and whatever words you.

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<v Speaker 1>Saw, you would name your company me after it.

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<v Speaker 3>You see the phrase straight talk on the magazines, and

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<v Speaker 3>now you straight talk LLC. All right, talk straight LLC

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<v Speaker 3>if you want to switch it up a little. Some

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<v Speaker 3>of y'all was just lazy with it ups. Second Day

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<v Speaker 3>Air LLC, Love Monsters LLC. Some of y'all got real

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<v Speaker 3>cute and thought you was getting over on the government

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<v Speaker 3>and had LLC's like finally getting reparations LLC. The government

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<v Speaker 3>owes us LLC getting my lick back on Uncle Sam LLC.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>I remember it all, and I just want you to

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<v Speaker 3>know you still going to prison, all right, just for

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<v Speaker 3>the record, because y'all don't be paying attention. Last year,

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<v Speaker 3>on August fifth, President Biden signed the PPP Bank Fraud

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<v Speaker 3>and Harmonization Act that establishes a ten year statue of

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<v Speaker 3>limitations for criminal charges and civil enforcement against a borrower

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<v Speaker 3>who engages in fraud with respect to a PPP loan. Basically,

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<v Speaker 3>y'all gonna be investigated and convicted of PPP fraud until

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<v Speaker 3>the year twenty and thirty two. Okay, so I know

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<v Speaker 3>some of you out there think y'all got away with it,

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<v Speaker 3>No you didn't. They just going down the list and

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<v Speaker 3>they gonna get the trapper die raise mellc soon guaranteed.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, and data McIntire's name has been called.

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<v Speaker 3>See Dana just got sentenced to two years for getting

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<v Speaker 3>a fraudulent PPP loan. Now, one of my favorite forms

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<v Speaker 3>of entertainment in regard to PPP loans is two things. One,

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<v Speaker 3>seeing how much money y'all had the audacity to be

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<v Speaker 3>asking for. In two what y'all spent the money on. Well,

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<v Speaker 3>needless to say, my guy Dana exceeded all my entertainment expectations.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go to NBC Boston for the report police.

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<v Speaker 2>So, according to federal investigators, Dana mcmcintyre applied for funding

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<v Speaker 2>to help his Beverly restaurant, but lined about the number

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<v Speaker 2>of employees he had on staff. Instead, they say he

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<v Speaker 2>took the money, he sold the piece of shop, and

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<v Speaker 2>then bought and fixed up an lpacka farm in Vermont,

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<v Speaker 2>among other things, including being accused of using your time

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<v Speaker 2>on a local radio station to host a show about cryptocurrency.

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<v Speaker 2>So you can imagine hearing of this apparent scam has

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<v Speaker 2>many local businesses and individuals just feeling really frustrated.

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<v Speaker 3>Driving a clues boss with data mcintize, Dana said that

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<v Speaker 3>we're gonna do it.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna do it, dammit.

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<v Speaker 3>Number one hundred and sixty thousand dollars and fraudulent PPP

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<v Speaker 3>loans and he used the money to open.

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<v Speaker 1>Up and have pack apon.

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<v Speaker 3>Now this is my problem and why Dana must get

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<v Speaker 3>donkey today, and it says a lot about the society

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<v Speaker 3>we live in. Dana is fifty nine years old. He

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<v Speaker 3>already had his own pizzeria place, so he had a business.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if his business was profitable during COVID.

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<v Speaker 3>You know a lot of reports say it wasn't, and

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<v Speaker 3>that's what led him to commit the crime he committed.

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<v Speaker 3>In fact, he said in his sentencing memorandum that he

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<v Speaker 3>was a single father of two children whose pizzeria was

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<v Speaker 3>badly profitable before the pandemic, and he became afraid.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I meant, He got afraid because he

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<v Speaker 1>didn't need the uncertainty of the times.

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<v Speaker 3>Look, man, if you got the capital to open a

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<v Speaker 3>business and the business is barely profitable, you won Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>badly profitable still means profitable and if you do take

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<v Speaker 3>a hit during the pandemic, that's what the PPP loans

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<v Speaker 3>were supposed to be for. And the fact you got

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<v Speaker 3>six hundred and sixty thousand dollars back in PPP loans

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<v Speaker 3>but didn't put it towards your actual business, the actual pizzerial,

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<v Speaker 3>the employees, payroll expenses. You already have a business, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>if you use PvP loans for that business, then your

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<v Speaker 3>loan is forgiven. But you decided to say f the

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<v Speaker 3>pizza real You want to invest in our package. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>this is what's frustrating me about you data. You are smart, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>because you already opened up your own pizzeria, But the

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<v Speaker 3>fact you had the idea to open up in our

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<v Speaker 3>pack of farm dropping.

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<v Speaker 1>The clues bombs of data.

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<v Speaker 3>Again, Listen, man, our packers are used primarily for fiber production,

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<v Speaker 3>but they're also a meat source in South America. Either way,

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<v Speaker 3>you can get to the money having an our pack

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<v Speaker 3>of farm.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Our pack of farms are profitable, high value, low maintenance,

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<v Speaker 3>not to mention the unique benefits in the form of

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<v Speaker 3>tax advantages, income defrail, investment compounding. But I know you

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<v Speaker 3>know all of this, Danta, that's why you did it,

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<v Speaker 3>and that's why you're getting donkey of today.

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<v Speaker 1>Because you smarter than this.

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<v Speaker 3>And you can't use the fact that you're a single

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<v Speaker 3>father of two children. That's what he said, he's a

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<v Speaker 3>single father of two children. Because being a single father

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<v Speaker 3>of two children, there's all the more reason you can't

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<v Speaker 3>afford to com no damn crimes. Who're taking care of

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<v Speaker 3>those kids? Now you spend in the next two years

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<v Speaker 3>of your life in prison. You know how long two

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<v Speaker 3>years is? You fifty nine, and that means you'll come

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<v Speaker 3>home when you're sixty one. Life expectancy of men in

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<v Speaker 3>America is seventy seven. Granted, some men are living longer nowadays,

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<v Speaker 3>but let's just say seventy seven, is it. That means

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<v Speaker 3>you got about seventeen more years left? Seventeen Summers, seventeen Christmas,

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<v Speaker 3>is seventeen thanksgivings. However, you want to break it up,

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<v Speaker 3>you only got seventeen of them things left, and you

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<v Speaker 3>spending two of them in prison for no other reason

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<v Speaker 3>than good old American greed.

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<v Speaker 1>Kids.

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<v Speaker 3>The lesson to be learned here is if something is

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<v Speaker 3>too good to be true, it probably is and if

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<v Speaker 3>you got a fraudulent PPP loan, it's not a matter

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<v Speaker 3>of if you're going to jail, it's a matter of win.

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<v Speaker 3>Please give Dana McIntire the sweet time to the Hamiltons.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, you are the doll gee of the day,

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<v Speaker 1>the dogee all the day. How much did you get again?

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<v Speaker 3>Sixty thousand that he could have used towards his actual business.

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<v Speaker 1>He had a pizzeria. But then about the legitimate business. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>but he didn't have to do all of that.

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<v Speaker 3>He could have just told about the actual number of

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<v Speaker 3>employees he has, you know, the payroll expenses, got what

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<v Speaker 3>he was supposed to get, put it towards his business.

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<v Speaker 1>Paula loan forgiving. That's it and.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen uh the president of the FATA Lives Mattic Committee.

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<v Speaker 3>He got hungry when I started talking about our pack

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<v Speaker 3>of meat. But he said he got a little song

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<v Speaker 3>for old man McIntire when he had higel out packer.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey.

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<v Speaker 5>Old McIntire had up farm Yi yai yo. He bought

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<v Speaker 5>that farm with money he stole.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a PvP loan.

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<v Speaker 5>He say that jams from he tried to scam.

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<v Speaker 1>He appeared cress some kids.

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<v Speaker 5>Now he said for two years back entire had a

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<v Speaker 5>farmer y, the oltpacka farm sent him to jail.

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<v Speaker 4>He wasn't trying to sell the l packers.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, because they're a good source of fiber. Well

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<v Speaker 1>did he sell any I don't think so. It's an

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<v Speaker 1>outpack of a good business. It's profitable.

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<v Speaker 4>It's an outpacker in the back of a gas station

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<v Speaker 4>in Dallas right now, really fuel city. Yes, it's an alpaca.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not even sure if it's any other animals. It's

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<v Speaker 4>like a gas station, a typo place, a car wash,

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<v Speaker 4>and it's a random outpacka in the back.

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<v Speaker 1>Did they have a buffet? They got a buffet. I

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<v Speaker 1>know what that ala going.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm vegetarian.

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't tell you. I don't want no problems, all right, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for that donkey to Dame b E. T

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<v Speaker 1>Piece for see how tomorrow. Yes,