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Speaker 1: Don't be out here acting like a donkey.

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Speaker 2: Hee, bitch, It's.

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Speaker 1: Time for Donkey of the Day. I'm a big boy.

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Speaker 1: I could take it if you feel I deserve It

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Speaker 1: ain't no big deal, I know. CHARLOTTEGNEI God gonna have

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Speaker 1: honestly say his mouth. You gotta say something you may

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Speaker 1: not agree with.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't mean I'm mean, who's getting that donky that

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Speaker 3: donkey that don't don't don't dunt dunk.

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Speaker 1: Donkey other day right here to the breakfast club bitching.

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Speaker 1: You can call me the donkey of the day, but

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Speaker 1: like I'd mean no harm.

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Speaker 3: Hey donkey of today for Tuesday, September fifth goals to

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Speaker 3: a fifty nine year old man named Dana McIntyre. Now,

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Speaker 3: back in twenty twenty, I told so many of y'all

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Speaker 3: that were doing those fraudulent PPP loans.

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Speaker 1: I told y'all that y'all was gonna land in PPP prison.

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Speaker 3: So many of y'all went to the fake company Name

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Speaker 3: Generator to find names.

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Speaker 1: For your LLCs that didn't exist.

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Speaker 3: Oh, there really is a fake company Name Generator, and

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Speaker 3: some of y'all was on there showing your natural asses.

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Speaker 3: And for those who weren't y'all would just, you know,

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Speaker 3: look around the room and whatever words you.

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Speaker 1: Saw, you would name your company me after it.

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Speaker 3: You see the phrase straight talk on the magazines, and

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Speaker 3: now you straight talk LLC. All right, talk straight LLC

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Speaker 3: if you want to switch it up a little. Some

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Speaker 3: of y'all was just lazy with it ups. Second Day

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Speaker 3: Air LLC, Love Monsters LLC. Some of y'all got real

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Speaker 3: cute and thought you was getting over on the government

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Speaker 3: and had LLC's like finally getting reparations LLC. The government

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Speaker 3: owes us LLC getting my lick back on Uncle Sam LLC.

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Speaker 1: Oh.

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Speaker 3: I remember it all, and I just want you to

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Speaker 3: know you still going to prison, all right, just for

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Speaker 3: the record, because y'all don't be paying attention. Last year,

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Speaker 3: on August fifth, President Biden signed the PPP Bank Fraud

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Speaker 3: and Harmonization Act that establishes a ten year statue of

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Speaker 3: limitations for criminal charges and civil enforcement against a borrower

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Speaker 3: who engages in fraud with respect to a PPP loan. Basically,

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Speaker 3: y'all gonna be investigated and convicted of PPP fraud until

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Speaker 3: the year twenty and thirty two. Okay, so I know

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Speaker 3: some of you out there think y'all got away with it,

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Speaker 3: No you didn't. They just going down the list and

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Speaker 3: they gonna get the trapper die raise mellc soon guaranteed.

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Speaker 1: Okay, and data McIntire's name has been called.

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Speaker 3: See Dana just got sentenced to two years for getting

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Speaker 3: a fraudulent PPP loan. Now, one of my favorite forms

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Speaker 3: of entertainment in regard to PPP loans is two things. One,

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Speaker 3: seeing how much money y'all had the audacity to be

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Speaker 3: asking for. In two what y'all spent the money on. Well,

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Speaker 3: needless to say, my guy Dana exceeded all my entertainment expectations.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to NBC Boston for the report police.

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Speaker 2: So, according to federal investigators, Dana mcmcintyre applied for funding

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Speaker 2: to help his Beverly restaurant, but lined about the number

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Speaker 2: of employees he had on staff. Instead, they say he

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Speaker 2: took the money, he sold the piece of shop, and

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Speaker 2: then bought and fixed up an lpacka farm in Vermont,

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Speaker 2: among other things, including being accused of using your time

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Speaker 2: on a local radio station to host a show about cryptocurrency.

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Speaker 2: So you can imagine hearing of this apparent scam has

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Speaker 2: many local businesses and individuals just feeling really frustrated.

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Speaker 3: Driving a clues boss with data mcintize, Dana said that

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Speaker 3: we're gonna do it.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna do it, dammit.

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Speaker 3: Number one hundred and sixty thousand dollars and fraudulent PPP

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Speaker 3: loans and he used the money to open.

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Speaker 1: Up and have pack apon.

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Speaker 3: Now this is my problem and why Dana must get

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Speaker 3: donkey today, and it says a lot about the society

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Speaker 3: we live in. Dana is fifty nine years old. He

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Speaker 3: already had his own pizzeria place, so he had a business.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if his business was profitable during COVID.

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Speaker 3: You know a lot of reports say it wasn't, and

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Speaker 3: that's what led him to commit the crime he committed.

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Speaker 3: In fact, he said in his sentencing memorandum that he

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Speaker 3: was a single father of two children whose pizzeria was

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Speaker 3: badly profitable before the pandemic, and he became afraid.

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Speaker 1: You know what I meant, He got afraid because he

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Speaker 1: didn't need the uncertainty of the times.

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Speaker 3: Look, man, if you got the capital to open a

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Speaker 3: business and the business is barely profitable, you won Okay,

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Speaker 3: badly profitable still means profitable and if you do take

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Speaker 3: a hit during the pandemic, that's what the PPP loans

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Speaker 3: were supposed to be for. And the fact you got

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Speaker 3: six hundred and sixty thousand dollars back in PPP loans

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Speaker 3: but didn't put it towards your actual business, the actual pizzerial,

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Speaker 3: the employees, payroll expenses. You already have a business, okay,

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Speaker 3: if you use PvP loans for that business, then your

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Speaker 3: loan is forgiven. But you decided to say f the

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Speaker 3: pizza real You want to invest in our package. Okay,

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Speaker 3: this is what's frustrating me about you data. You are smart, okay,

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Speaker 3: because you already opened up your own pizzeria, But the

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Speaker 3: fact you had the idea to open up in our

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Speaker 3: pack of farm dropping.

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Speaker 1: The clues bombs of data.

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Speaker 3: Again, Listen, man, our packers are used primarily for fiber production,

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Speaker 3: but they're also a meat source in South America. Either way,

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Speaker 3: you can get to the money having an our pack

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Speaker 3: of farm.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 3: Our pack of farms are profitable, high value, low maintenance,

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Speaker 3: not to mention the unique benefits in the form of

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Speaker 3: tax advantages, income defrail, investment compounding. But I know you

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Speaker 3: know all of this, Danta, that's why you did it,

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Speaker 3: and that's why you're getting donkey of today.

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Speaker 1: Because you smarter than this.

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Speaker 3: And you can't use the fact that you're a single

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Speaker 3: father of two children. That's what he said, he's a

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Speaker 3: single father of two children. Because being a single father

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Speaker 3: of two children, there's all the more reason you can't

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Speaker 3: afford to com no damn crimes. Who're taking care of

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Speaker 3: those kids? Now you spend in the next two years

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Speaker 3: of your life in prison. You know how long two

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Speaker 3: years is? You fifty nine, and that means you'll come

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Speaker 3: home when you're sixty one. Life expectancy of men in

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Speaker 3: America is seventy seven. Granted, some men are living longer nowadays,

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Speaker 3: but let's just say seventy seven, is it. That means

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Speaker 3: you got about seventeen more years left? Seventeen Summers, seventeen Christmas,

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Speaker 3: is seventeen thanksgivings. However, you want to break it up,

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Speaker 3: you only got seventeen of them things left, and you

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Speaker 3: spending two of them in prison for no other reason

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Speaker 3: than good old American greed.

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Speaker 1: Kids.

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Speaker 3: The lesson to be learned here is if something is

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Speaker 3: too good to be true, it probably is and if

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Speaker 3: you got a fraudulent PPP loan, it's not a matter

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Speaker 3: of if you're going to jail, it's a matter of win.

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Speaker 3: Please give Dana McIntire the sweet time to the Hamiltons.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, you are the doll gee of the day,

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Speaker 1: the dogee all the day. How much did you get again?

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Speaker 3: Sixty thousand that he could have used towards his actual business.

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Speaker 1: He had a pizzeria. But then about the legitimate business. Yes,

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Speaker 1: but he didn't have to do all of that.

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Speaker 3: He could have just told about the actual number of

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Speaker 3: employees he has, you know, the payroll expenses, got what

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Speaker 3: he was supposed to get, put it towards his business.

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Speaker 1: Paula loan forgiving. That's it and.

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Speaker 3: Listen uh the president of the FATA Lives Mattic Committee.

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Speaker 3: He got hungry when I started talking about our pack

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Speaker 3: of meat. But he said he got a little song

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Speaker 3: for old man McIntire when he had higel out packer.

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Speaker 4: Hey.

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Speaker 5: Old McIntire had up farm Yi yai yo. He bought

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Speaker 5: that farm with money he stole.

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Speaker 1: It was a PvP loan.

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Speaker 5: He say that jams from he tried to scam.

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Speaker 1: He appeared cress some kids.

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Speaker 5: Now he said for two years back entire had a

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Speaker 5: farmer y, the oltpacka farm sent him to jail.

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Speaker 4: He wasn't trying to sell the l packers.

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Speaker 1: Of course, because they're a good source of fiber. Well

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Speaker 1: did he sell any I don't think so. It's an

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Speaker 1: outpack of a good business. It's profitable.

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Speaker 4: It's an outpacker in the back of a gas station

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Speaker 4: in Dallas right now, really fuel city. Yes, it's an alpaca.

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Speaker 4: I'm not even sure if it's any other animals. It's

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Speaker 4: like a gas station, a typo place, a car wash,

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Speaker 4: and it's a random outpacka in the back.

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Speaker 1: Did they have a buffet? They got a buffet. I

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Speaker 1: know what that ala going.

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Speaker 4: I'm vegetarian.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't tell you. I don't want no problems, all right, Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for that donkey to Dame b E. T

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Speaker 1: Piece for see how tomorrow. Yes,