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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly's Show, Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 1: On an asked doctor Jesse Friday, gonna be a great weekend.

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Speaker 1: Put a smile on your face. I want to just

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Speaker 1: take a moment and compliment myself. What, Chris on how

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Speaker 1: many emails I've already gotten through tonight? On an asked

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Speaker 1: doctor Jesse, it hasn't been four, Chris, it's been like forty.

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Speaker 1: I haven't kept track four hundred. Maybe it's probably what

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Speaker 1: it is. Anyway, let's get to some more. Dear freedom Warrior,

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Speaker 1: A close friend introduced me to your show, and I

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Speaker 1: felt instantly at home, which is great since I have

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Speaker 1: a one man work woodworking shop. Arguing with myself has

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Speaker 1: decreased dramatically. I wanted to ask your general stance on taxes.

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Speaker 1: No matter how much you slice it, taxation is theft

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Speaker 1: by definition. Okay, says his name is Brady, said, I

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Speaker 1: can use his name. There's my thought on taxes. I

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Speaker 1: probably differ a bit on this than most people. I

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Speaker 1: actually have no issue paying a small amount of my

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Speaker 1: money in taxes. Now we are all over taxed. You

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Speaker 1: are I am. When it gets to this level, it's

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Speaker 1: ab third. It's absurd theft. I almost called it a third.

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Speaker 1: That's hilarious. It sound like Mike Tyson Chris anyway, it's

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Speaker 1: absurd theft at this point in time. Yeah, Chris brought

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Speaker 1: up flat tax. I'm a huge flat tax fan, but

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Speaker 1: I'll have a bit a million emails tell me why

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Speaker 1: that's unjust why it should be a property tax, or

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Speaker 1: it should be a fair tax, sales tax. And to

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Speaker 1: my answer to all those, before you write me those,

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Speaker 1: you can write them. By the way, I don't care,

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Speaker 1: is yeah, sure, fine, whatever, as long as it's low.

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Speaker 1: I hate taxes. I hate them like everyone else. But

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Speaker 1: what grinds my gears is how they spend our money.

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Speaker 1: It's the fact that we talk about this a lot.

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Speaker 1: It's not just that we're a late stage Republican that

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Speaker 1: we're crumbling. It's you and I. We fund all the filth.

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Speaker 1: It's funded with our money. Virtually all of it is

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Speaker 1: funded by us, the taxpayer. They pillage us, and then

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Speaker 1: they go spend it on themselves. They go spend it

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Speaker 1: on their friends, They go spend it on all kinds

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Speaker 1: of things that I don't use it for, that don't

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Speaker 1: benefit me at all. In fact, they go spend it

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Speaker 1: on all kinds of things that hurt me and hurt you.

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Speaker 1: And that's what really really gets me. I hate taxes

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Speaker 1: as much as an x man, but I am okay

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Speaker 1: as a citizen of the United States of America paying

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Speaker 1: some taxes. I'm okay with that. I'll pay some taxes

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Speaker 1: to the state of taxes where I live. I'll pay

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Speaker 1: some taxes to the federal government. We need a functioning

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Speaker 1: federal government. But when you start passing one point seven

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Speaker 1: trillion dollars omnibus bills in the Lame Duck Senate, that

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Speaker 1: was full of nothing good. There wasn't a single good

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Speaker 1: thing in it. It was all one gigantic handout to

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Speaker 1: all of your friends, all of your lobbyist buddies, all

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Speaker 1: this insanity. Then the next paycheck when they take my

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Speaker 1: money out, then I'm Matt. Then I'm Matt. That's how

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Speaker 1: I feel about it, dear Gigantor. As a very tall,

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Speaker 1: full bodied Italian, I take exception to you always saying

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Speaker 1: we Italians are short. I mean, just considers some of

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Speaker 1: the well known Italians Sylvester Stallone and Alpaccino and Joe

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Speaker 1: Pesci and Danny DeVito, Granted that's just a short list,

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Speaker 1: but it proves my point. Oh well, it proves your point.

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Speaker 1: I'm the exception. We are. Italians are not all five

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Speaker 1: five eight and one quarter. Anyway, the question was what

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Speaker 1: would your last meal be if you were about to

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Speaker 1: be executed? Love the show. You're very good on TV,

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Speaker 1: but great on radio, so much more of a personal connection.

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Speaker 1: A couple things on that. Remember I do have a

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Speaker 1: TV show every night on the first TV nine o'clock

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Speaker 1: Eastern time. Radio is more personal anyway, I've talked about

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Speaker 1: this before. I guess I'm still me. But TV it's

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Speaker 1: different than radio. One, it's only an hour two. TV's

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Speaker 1: very very structured, extremely structured. It's just that's kind of

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Speaker 1: how it is, all right. We have Senator Jerkwater on

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Speaker 1: take it with you with whatever you're doing. When you

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Speaker 1: You don't sit and watch the radio when I'm on.

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Speaker 1: Whether you podcast the show, remember the whole show's on. iHeart, Google, Spotify,

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Speaker 1: and I. If you miss any part of it, you

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Speaker 1: just download the podcast. If you prefer to listen that way,

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Speaker 1: that's fine too. But however you listen, I'm in the

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Speaker 1: I'm at your desk, I mean your woodworking shop. As

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Speaker 1: the guy just said, radio is naturally more intimate anyway,

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Speaker 1: Plus it's three hours a day. I tend to ramble

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Speaker 1: about things, as this gentleman says, Jesse, your show is

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Speaker 1: the best on air because there is no structure. You

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Speaker 1: talk about so many things, then, like Rush, you wander

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Speaker 1: off in different directions. Your history talks thrown in there,

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Speaker 1: here and there are great. If you start having a

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Speaker 1: history hour, then maybe some other hour, and your show

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Speaker 1: is structured like everyone else, it will lose a lot

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Speaker 1: of enjoyable variety that makes you better. See, that's just

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Speaker 1: one man's opinion. Look, I tend to agree with you,

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Speaker 1: and that's why we a freewheeling show. To put it mildly,

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Speaker 1: I like to just go with whatever happens to be

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Speaker 1: out there who that's not going to work for. They

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Speaker 1: want to know. Tell me, I want to know what

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Speaker 1: you're gonna be talking about at two twenty five Eastern time. Right.

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Speaker 1: I'm not that person, and I'm not judging you, but look,

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Speaker 1: I'm married to somebody like that. That's the wife. If

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Speaker 1: you should see this nerd when we go on vacation

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Speaker 1: or take any kind of a trip, if we have

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Speaker 1: to go see your parents. Oh, Chris, it's an Excel spreadsheet.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Oh Chriss. Laugh and you think I'm not,

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Speaker 1: You think I'm lying. I can show you the spreadsheet.

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Speaker 1: It's the Excel spreadsheet with not only every single item

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Speaker 1: a good thing. She does that because I never pack anything,

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Speaker 1: show because I'll just flat out miss things. Hey, I'm

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Speaker 1: hour later. I haven't gotten to it yet. I can't

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Speaker 1: do anything about who I am. I'm not going to change,

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Speaker 1: though I should warn you. Listen, nothing I can do. Oh,

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Speaker 1: by the way, last meal, I'll catch a bunch of

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Speaker 1: heat for this. But y'all know I'm right. People are mean,

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Speaker 1: but I'm right. Last meal, one cheeseburger. Now, hear me out,

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Speaker 1: about my own cheeseburger thing. I'm really not. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: say something. It's going to be true. You're gonna know

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Speaker 1: it's true, but because of societal pressures and shame, you're

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Speaker 1: gonna line you're gonna deny that it's true. But it

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Speaker 1: is true. The perfect cheeseburger is the greatest meal. There

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Speaker 1: is nothing that surpasses it. Nothing not a great steak, lobster, spaghetti, chicken, parmesan,

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Speaker 1: a single other entree food on the planet that is

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Speaker 1: Chips and Caso, not fries. Fries are fine. Chips and

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Speaker 1: Caso's superior. Washing it down with a milkshake to drink

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Speaker 1: and key lime pie for dessert. What Chris key lime

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Speaker 1: pie for? I love me some key lime pie. Matt

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Speaker 1: Gates introduces the Ukraine Fatigue Resolution to end us AID

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Speaker 1: mount Okay, this is part of this is part of

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Speaker 1: the frustration with only having the House of Representatives. It's fine,

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Speaker 1: I guess you see you call it a stunt, Chris.

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Speaker 1: I think there's value to bringing away airness to things

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Speaker 1: But there is value bringing the cockroaches into the light.

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Speaker 1: There's value in making people know, letting you know, letting

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Speaker 1: to bury a dog. They're just meatheads and they love us.

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Speaker 1: That's why we put rough Greens on Fred's food every

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Speaker 1: And I know I'm adding years to his life, and

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Speaker 1: that's why I do it. They have a free Jumpstart

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Speaker 1: trial bag right now for your puppy as well. All

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Speaker 1: you do is pay for the shipping. Go to rough

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Speaker 1: Greens dot com slash Jesse. That's how you get your

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Speaker 1: slash Jesse. Miss something there's a podcast, get it on

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Speaker 1: that's not good. Kids don't do that by the way.

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Speaker 1: Don't set yourself back like I did. Do you want

423
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Speaker 1: to end up like me? Don't? Don't. Don't end up

424
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:54,439
Speaker 1: like me anyway. But one of my teachers told me something,

425
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:57,159
Speaker 1: told my mom something. They got me in so much

426
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Speaker 1: trouble at the house. She said to my mother, I

427
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:06,480
Speaker 1: don't have control of the class. Jesse has control of

428
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Speaker 1: the class. And if Jesse wants to derail my class,

429
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Speaker 1: and he oftentimes does, he will, and there's nothing I

430
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Speaker 1: can do about it. And I got in so much

431
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:19,280
Speaker 1: trouble for that when it got When I got it,

432
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:21,200
Speaker 1: it made me sound like some kind of a gang

433
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:25,800
Speaker 1: leader or something. I was probably pretty hard on my

434
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:29,959
Speaker 1: officers in the Marine Corps, mainly because they were useless,

435
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:33,080
Speaker 1: idiot turds who didn't know what they were doing, and

436
00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:39,960
Speaker 1: I would be a bit irreverent, disrespectful maybe if it

437
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:42,720
Speaker 1: got bad enough. I never thought it was that bad.

438
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:45,080
Speaker 1: They thought it was that bad. But I did have

439
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,480
Speaker 1: one or two who I would have laid down and

440
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:50,480
Speaker 1: died for, and they knew it, and we got along grade.

441
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:52,400
Speaker 1: I don't think I would have pushed you over the edge.

442
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:54,760
Speaker 1: I don't think I would. You might have just enjoyed it.

443
00:24:55,080 --> 00:25:01,000
Speaker 1: I hated the idiocy my company commander going into Iraq.

444
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:04,280
Speaker 1: I'll never forget this going into Iraq. He was such

445
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:07,440
Speaker 1: a freaking dufus. And we remember thinking, this guy is

446
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,720
Speaker 1: gonna get us all killed. He has no idea what

447
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:12,320
Speaker 1: he's doing. He was not an infantry guy, didn't have

448
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,280
Speaker 1: any idea what he was doing, and we thought he

449
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:16,080
Speaker 1: was gonna get us all killed. And he gathers us

450
00:25:16,119 --> 00:25:19,120
Speaker 1: around for this session in Kuwait when we're getting ready

451
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:20,920
Speaker 1: to go to war. He said, hey, I just want

452
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:22,959
Speaker 1: to I wanted to teach you guys something today keep

453
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:28,719
Speaker 1: you alive. And we said, okay, what is that. I'm

454
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:30,800
Speaker 1: gonna teach you guys how to take out a fighter

455
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:35,160
Speaker 1: jet with an M sixteen. And he proceeds to lay

456
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:38,840
Speaker 1: down on the ground and he's showing us the technique

457
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:42,879
Speaker 1: for aiming at a fixed wing as it crosses over you,

458
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:46,080
Speaker 1: dropping bombs on you and straping you. And I remember

459
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:48,120
Speaker 1: the looks on all my friends faces in my face,

460
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:51,240
Speaker 1: and we're all looking at each other thinking I'm gonna

461
00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:54,600
Speaker 1: die this guy. This guy is susy. He's gonna kill

462
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Speaker 1: us all. We are led by the biggest bunch of morons,

463
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Speaker 1: So all you officers who are listening right now, please understand,

464
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Speaker 1: if you're one of the good ones, I'll follow you

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00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:08,639
Speaker 1: to hell and backman. A good officer is rare, very

466
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:11,560
Speaker 1: very rare. But you should also understand that you're rare,

467
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:15,320
Speaker 1: and you should understand officers out there that if you're

468
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:18,520
Speaker 1: a turd and you only care about yourself and you're selfish,

469
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:20,480
Speaker 1: and you don't know what you're doing and you don't

470
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:23,359
Speaker 1: ask any help from anybody, the NCOs or staff, encos

471
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:25,639
Speaker 1: or whatnot, you should know that you're not fooling anybody.

472
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:28,240
Speaker 1: Everyone laughs at you behind your back. You're being openly

473
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:31,680
Speaker 1: mocked a lot. You don't control things. The NCOs in

474
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:34,560
Speaker 1: your port control. They control things, and they can make

475
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:37,960
Speaker 1: your life very very miserable if they choose to dislike you,

476
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:40,040
Speaker 1: as we did with some of our officers. But then

477
00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:41,960
Speaker 1: we got a couple of good ones and boom, everything

478
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,920
Speaker 1: seemed to work well. I don't think I would have

479
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:46,480
Speaker 1: pushed you over the edge, though. It's just look, if

480
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:49,679
Speaker 1: you can't land nav, that's fine, and the freaking map

481
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:52,080
Speaker 1: and compass on over to somebody who does Someone not

482
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,200
Speaker 1: out here in extra twenty four hours because you don't

483
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,840
Speaker 1: know how to read a map. Hello oracle, Do you

484
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:59,680
Speaker 1: think Arizona is a state we're staying and fighting for?

485
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,560
Speaker 1: Or do you think the crooked soils politicians have permanently

486
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:06,919
Speaker 1: flipped the state blue. I live in a suburb of Phoenix,

487
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 1: is very red. Wife and I love our jobs. We're

488
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:12,119
Speaker 1: worried the state might be on a quick path to California.

489
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:16,480
Speaker 1: I called the mid term election the great sorting where

490
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,879
Speaker 1: you could tell whether your state could be saved or not.

491
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:22,600
Speaker 1: But remember, there's more to your state than just the governorship.

492
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:27,960
Speaker 1: The governorship or the state ag. Your state legislature is

493
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 1: a big part of your state too. States like Michigan,

494
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:35,360
Speaker 1: they're probably gone for good Democrats, supermajorities, Democrat governor. That's

495
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,639
Speaker 1: just that's a very blue state now, and there's so

496
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:40,320
Speaker 1: much corruption there it's probably gonna stay that way. I

497
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:42,320
Speaker 1: don't think I'm I don't think I'm with these other

498
00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:45,359
Speaker 1: people who think Arizona's just gone, just a lost cause.

499
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:46,760
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm with them at all. All Right,

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Speaker 1: So letn ask a question about Patton that may take

501
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,920
Speaker 1: me a minute to get through. We're gonna get to

502
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:54,159
Speaker 1: that a couple of as many questions as I can

503
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:56,760
Speaker 1: possibly get to, and then we're gonna check out of here.

504
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,960
Speaker 1: Shut up, because I've gotten to a lot of questions today.

505
00:27:59,359 --> 00:28:05,000
Speaker 1: But let me do something for you. Valentine's Days coming up.

506
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:07,200
Speaker 1: I don't know it's in February. They just told me

507
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,560
Speaker 1: it's coming up. I think it's like the fifteenth or something. Chris,

508
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:11,919
Speaker 1: is it the fifteenth? Chris? Is that when Valentine's Days here?

509
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 1: Is it not fourteenth? Sixteenth? What day is it? Is?

510
00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:22,040
Speaker 1: The fourteenth? Oh? Okay, Valentine's Day is coming up on

511
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 1: the fourteenth. I just figured that out for you. You

512
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:28,040
Speaker 1: know what your Valentine would love more than anything else,

513
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:32,000
Speaker 1: more than the chocolates, more than a set of high

514
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:34,160
Speaker 1: heels so she can look her best going out, more

515
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:36,520
Speaker 1: than a new set of pots and pans or washer

516
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:39,040
Speaker 1: and dryer. You know what you really need to get her, Fellas,

517
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:42,680
Speaker 1: You need to get her a my pillow two point zero.

518
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:46,160
Speaker 1: I know she already, Jesse, she already has a my pillow. No,

519
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:48,400
Speaker 1: I know, I know she doesn't. I know she's happy.

520
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 1: I know he has a my pillow. I know he's happy.

521
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 1: But you know what's better than the original my pillow,

522
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:57,600
Speaker 1: the new one that has temperature regulating thread. That way

523
00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:00,280
Speaker 1: she won't wake up in your ear obiols and then

524
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:01,880
Speaker 1: her hair will matt to the side of her face

525
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:03,600
Speaker 1: and she'll roll over and you'll look at her. You'll

526
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:05,680
Speaker 1: be like, oh, you're so pretty. Oh my gosh. But

527
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:07,840
Speaker 1: you don't have to do that anymore with my Pillow

528
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:10,600
Speaker 1: two point zero. And now they're buy one, get one free.

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00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:14,000
Speaker 1: So if you go to my pillow dot com promo

530
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:17,480
Speaker 1: code Jesse, you get in my Pillow two point zero,

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00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:21,680
Speaker 1: Buy one, get one free my pillow dot com promo

532
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:24,720
Speaker 1: code Jesse. Or you could call eight hundred eight four

533
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Speaker 1: five zero five four four General Patton and the rest

534
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:33,840
Speaker 1: of your questions. Next The Jesse Kelly Show on air

535
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Speaker 1: and online at Jesse Kelly Show dot Com. Jesse Kelly Show.

536
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:48,320
Speaker 1: Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show. It has been

537
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 1: such a fun week, so I think I was extra

538
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:53,440
Speaker 1: special this week. I don't know about you, but me

539
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:56,320
Speaker 1: personally I was. And now it is time. It is

540
00:29:56,440 --> 00:30:00,960
Speaker 1: time for email. And now here's a headline. You know

541
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:08,520
Speaker 1: the emails we didn't get to you, dear Crayon eating Oracle.

542
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:10,720
Speaker 1: I told my wife I was going to set my

543
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:13,120
Speaker 1: alarm to play the Jesse Kelly show intro to wake

544
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:15,640
Speaker 1: us up every morning. She promptly told me she would

545
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:17,480
Speaker 1: punch me in the tender bits if I did so.

546
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 1: Can you tell me how you were able to get

547
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:23,280
Speaker 1: your wife to stomach your personality so I can keep

548
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:29,880
Speaker 1: her better informed about current events? Stomach my personality. I

549
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,240
Speaker 1: always considered her to be the luckiest woman on earth.

550
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:35,640
Speaker 1: And what Chris and I still do? What a lucky woman?

551
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Speaker 1: Doctor Jesse. I watched a documentary on Patton and his

552
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:43,080
Speaker 1: thoughts on World War Two. He believed Russia was the

553
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:46,320
Speaker 1: next enemy of the free world and was frustrated that

554
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:49,520
Speaker 1: the US did not treat Russia as a serious threat.

555
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:52,200
Speaker 1: He had a five hundred thousand man army with tanks,

556
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Speaker 1: but Eisenhower and the rest of the Allies did not

557
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:58,840
Speaker 1: let him advance to take Berlin in many other cities. Instead,

558
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:02,560
Speaker 1: Russia was allowed to spanned and take more territory instead

559
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:05,880
Speaker 1: of being contained to the original Russian border. This is

560
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:08,320
Speaker 1: often thought to have been directly related to the spread

561
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:11,280
Speaker 1: and success of communism, which, of course it was. Stalin

562
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:14,080
Speaker 1: was busy seasoned territory at the end of World War Two. Anyway,

563
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,560
Speaker 1: the guy says, what are your thoughts on Patton? I

564
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:19,800
Speaker 1: love his direct and outspoken manner, and the Allies are

565
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:21,960
Speaker 1: said to have considered him to be the better general

566
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Speaker 1: than MacArthur. Do you agree? Side note, I'm leaving a

567
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:28,720
Speaker 1: communist hell who of Chicago? So on and so forth.

568
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:31,040
Speaker 1: I support that. One said, Okay, what are my thoughts

569
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Speaker 1: on Patton? One? Remember this the Germans they graded the Germans.

570
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 1: I know you're gonna find this shocking for Germans, but

571
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:44,760
Speaker 1: they had a great organizational setup where they had grading

572
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:49,680
Speaker 1: for everybody. Then they had the generals graded for their

573
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:54,160
Speaker 1: different things they did. As far as attacking, if there

574
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:57,600
Speaker 1: was a general who was attacking you, they gave Patton

575
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Speaker 1: the highest grade of all the Allies. Any of the generals,

576
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 1: Patton was the one they did not want to see

577
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:06,760
Speaker 1: attacking them. He just was so good at it. So

578
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 1: what do I think about Patton? I love Patten. I'm

579
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:13,120
Speaker 1: fascinated by him. How I have to put a little

580
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 1: disclaimer on that. However, when we discussed generals and leaders

581
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:21,200
Speaker 1: in general, I didn't do that on purpose. What Chris?

582
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:23,520
Speaker 1: That worked out really well? Anyway, When we discussed leaders,

583
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:28,240
Speaker 1: we discussed generals. We should always keep in mind there

584
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:34,360
Speaker 1: are different roles for different people, and different skill sets

585
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:38,640
Speaker 1: matter at different times. You know, that's famous saying from

586
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:42,920
Speaker 1: The Godfather, I need a wartime comes theery or whatever

587
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 1: that thing comes. It's whatever the advisor, guy, Chris, you

588
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:48,680
Speaker 1: wouldn't know anyway. Look, I'm not Italian, but he wanted

589
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:52,160
Speaker 1: an advisor. The other advisor was great, the one he'd

590
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,240
Speaker 1: had before, but then they were at war with other

591
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:57,040
Speaker 1: families and he needed an advisor that was good at that.

592
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:01,640
Speaker 1: People say Patton versus mc arthur. I'm totally biased in

593
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:04,640
Speaker 1: this because I hate Douglas MacArthur and I love General Patton,

594
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:10,520
Speaker 1: so i'm biased. However, they were doing different things. They

595
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:14,920
Speaker 1: were doing different things, and different generals are good at

596
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 1: different things. You know. The general it's not sexy, but

597
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:21,960
Speaker 1: the general, that man's the base and gets the logistics

598
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 1: worked out, so all the troops have all the food

599
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:28,040
Speaker 1: and water and bullets and medical supplies they need. They

600
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:30,920
Speaker 1: don't put that guy. They don't make statues of him, right,

601
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:34,640
Speaker 1: they don't make movies about that. What a great logistical general.

602
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:40,480
Speaker 1: That guy's really important too, he is, He's as important

603
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:44,560
Speaker 1: as the patents of the world. The different rules are

604
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:49,680
Speaker 1: all important. Patton was obviously right about about the Soviet

605
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:51,880
Speaker 1: Union and what they were doing. And FDR, who was

606
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:54,280
Speaker 1: the one who screwed all that up, he was wrong.

607
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,960
Speaker 1: Churchill and Patton both knew if you let stall and

608
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,200
Speaker 1: get clear to Berlin, this is gonna be a problem

609
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:01,280
Speaker 1: for years and years and years. You better not let

610
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:05,120
Speaker 1: them take Berlin. But FDR half a communist himself, totally useless,

611
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 1: let him go into Berlin. And now who we are.

612
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:12,640
Speaker 1: I said all that about Patton to say this. Patton

613
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:15,239
Speaker 1: is one of those people who just reconfirms in my

614
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:18,920
Speaker 1: mind that God gives us the period of time he

615
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 1: gives us on this earth on purpose, that it's not accidental.

616
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:25,920
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Patton died at the end

617
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 1: of the world, at the end of the end of

618
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:31,719
Speaker 1: the war. There's a lot of theories around that did

619
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:34,759
Speaker 1: we kill him? Did the Soviets kill him? Wasn't just

620
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:37,080
Speaker 1: an accident? So I don't need to go any of those.

621
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Speaker 1: But I have always been of disbelief it's probably a

622
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 1: good thing that Patton died at the end of the war.

623
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Speaker 1: Because Patton, I've read his biography in his own words,

624
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:52,800
Speaker 1: Patton was made for war, and he believed that about himself.

625
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:58,120
Speaker 1: From a young age. Patton was building himself into being

626
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:02,640
Speaker 1: somebody made for war. And Patton would not have done

627
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:05,920
Speaker 1: well in peace time. He would not have. Look I've

628
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,600
Speaker 1: told you before, I served in the Marines with guys

629
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 1: like this. One guy in particular, i've told you about

630
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:12,880
Speaker 1: he was. If you were to tell me I had

631
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:15,359
Speaker 1: to go back to Iraq and I had to walk

632
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Speaker 1: another night patrol and the dangerous streets of Baghdad, and

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Speaker 1: that together. He was in jail about twenty four hours

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Speaker 1: told him to his face, I wish we could take

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Speaker 1: you out to the field, basically out to combat. He said,

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Speaker 1: I wish we could take you out to the field

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Speaker 1: and just leave you out there, because that's the only

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Speaker 1: place you do well civilized society. He didn't do well war.

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Speaker 1: He was made for it. That's what I believe about Pat.

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Speaker 1: That's what I believe about Pat. You and I were

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Speaker 1: not made for war, so we have to train, right,

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Speaker 1: You have to train with our mantis X system. Are

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Speaker 1: you going to train this weekend? Ten minutes, fifteen minutes,

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Speaker 1: nothing major. I'm not asking you to spend a fortune

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Speaker 1: either on AMMO or go down to the range. Jesse.

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Speaker 1: It's too loud, Jesse, I get embarrassed, Jesse. Gas is

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Speaker 1: too much. Jesse, I don't like that. Mantis X ships

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Speaker 1: to your home, attaches to your weapon, and you dry

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Speaker 1: fire practice in the comfort of your home. There is

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Speaker 1: The Marines use it, the Green Berets use it. Mantis

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Speaker 1: X will get you good. I'm not even going to

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Speaker 1: tell you you'll improve. That's a given. You can get

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Speaker 1: good in the comfort of your home. Go to mantis

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Speaker 1: x dot com. That's mantis x dot com and get

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Speaker 1: one today. You know, God, we're here. Sorry, I can't

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Speaker 1: get over that. When Chris it's the best. Hey, Jesse,

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Speaker 1: you have given your radio listeners guidance on leaving show reviews,

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Speaker 1: leaving a five star review talking about how handsome I am.

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Speaker 1: Do you have any direction you'd like to see your

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Speaker 1: book reviews go. I ordered the hardcover for the added

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Speaker 1: bonus of holding it up as I read it in

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Speaker 1: front of my comed co workers so they can see

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Speaker 1: the title. Her name is Carrie, Carrie. That's fantastic. I

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Speaker 1: love that idea. That's one. Two. We'd never really discussed

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Speaker 1: what we want the book reviews to say. That should

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Speaker 1: probably just be handsome, too, right, Chris? Shouldn't that? What?

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Speaker 1: What leave that for? Just the show? You know what?

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Speaker 1: I haven't thought about that. I've thought, hey, if you

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Speaker 1: like it, saying you like it, you know, I need

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Speaker 1: to think of something funny, though, because that's no fun.

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Speaker 1: That's all. It's the greatest book I've ever read. Let's

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Speaker 1: let's be honest. It's not gonna be the greatest book

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Speaker 1: you've ever read. Probably the second greatest or something like that.

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Speaker 1: Maybe THIRBI won't be the greatest. I've never thought about that. Huh.

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Speaker 1: You know what I will think on it on the weekend.

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Speaker 1: What do I want the reviews of the Anti Communist

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Speaker 1: Manifesto to say? You can purchase your own, by the way,

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Speaker 1: at Jesse kellybook dot com. Shut up, Chris, enjoy your

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Speaker 1: weekend and keep your chin up. That's all so