1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:04,440 Speaker 1: Trick or treat. It's one more thing. I'm strong Andy, 2 00:00:05,080 --> 00:00:11,119 Speaker 1: one more thing before we talk a little Halloween. On 3 00:00:11,160 --> 00:00:15,280 Speaker 1: this day before Halloween, came across this tweet, which I 4 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:21,480 Speaker 1: thought was funny. This guy said, I live in constant 5 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:23,880 Speaker 1: fear that Trump will deport my Latina mother in law, 6 00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:27,080 Speaker 1: who lives at eighteen thirty seven Third Street, Los Angeles, 7 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:29,640 Speaker 1: nine zero zero two three, Blue house. She gets off 8 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:37,400 Speaker 1: work at six. That's pretty funny. That is really good. 9 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:39,360 Speaker 1: So you see he doesn't like his mother in law. 10 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:41,480 Speaker 1: He would like her to be departed. You know. Okay, 11 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:48,360 Speaker 1: you got that his initial fear was actually a mask 12 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:51,280 Speaker 1: he was wearing. Yeah, she was trying to He was 13 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:53,480 Speaker 1: trying to hype in fact, that he doesn't even prefer 14 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:55,560 Speaker 1: his mother in law be around. Good. 15 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:56,600 Speaker 2: I'll know what I would do without you. 16 00:00:56,600 --> 00:01:04,600 Speaker 1: Guys, do not understand a thing. Oh yeah, we got 17 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:07,400 Speaker 1: something Halloween there, Michael, before I saw Halloween. 18 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:10,520 Speaker 3: Yeah, my wife and I no, I like the regular 19 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:12,759 Speaker 3: trick or treating where you take kids to the houses, 20 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:15,480 Speaker 3: but we participated for the first time in what's called 21 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:18,440 Speaker 3: a trick or trunk sure, and that's very popular now, 22 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:20,360 Speaker 3: where a bunch of cars you open up your trunk, 23 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:21,399 Speaker 3: you fill it with candy, and. 24 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:27,720 Speaker 1: All built over the completely manufacturer fake scare that has 25 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:29,880 Speaker 1: been going on for decades that it's too dangerous to 26 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:32,479 Speaker 1: go door to door. But anyway, so we were kind. 27 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:33,880 Speaker 3: Of curious, so we went ahead and it was at 28 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:35,320 Speaker 3: our church, and so you know, it's supposed to be 29 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:39,120 Speaker 3: a nice family event. What we found though, was it 30 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:41,040 Speaker 3: was amazing to us. You had the little kids that 31 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:43,600 Speaker 3: were really cute and it's just fun. But then there 32 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:46,560 Speaker 3: were some families where the adults are here to grab candy. 33 00:01:47,319 --> 00:01:49,040 Speaker 1: It was just it's amazing. 34 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:52,040 Speaker 3: The number of people that they bring. A little kid 35 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:55,400 Speaker 3: is like they're helping. The adults are grabbing candy for themselves, 36 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:57,400 Speaker 3: and then they walk away and the little kids just 37 00:01:57,920 --> 00:01:59,920 Speaker 3: with them, but really isn't getting the candy at all. 38 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:02,600 Speaker 1: It is quite amazing. I've told the story of being 39 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:05,840 Speaker 1: at an ester a gun as a DJ many many times. 40 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:07,440 Speaker 1: I was the MC of the Ceast eight Hunt and 41 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:11,120 Speaker 1: watching adults knockdown little children to get candy. Candy is 42 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:12,560 Speaker 1: practically free, by. 43 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:16,080 Speaker 4: The way, Yeah yeah, since it's a church event, i'd 44 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:18,480 Speaker 4: be forced to say, buy your own effing candy. 45 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:22,040 Speaker 1: Brother, I with you. 46 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:24,120 Speaker 2: With a friend the other day about if you have 47 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:26,080 Speaker 2: trick or treaters, right, and you have the little kids 48 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:27,840 Speaker 2: that come up, say trick or treat, get the candy. 49 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:30,120 Speaker 2: But then what if you have the couple that brings 50 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:32,320 Speaker 2: their newborn that's dressed up. 51 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:35,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, you just want candy? Dude, aren't you a grown man? 52 00:02:35,639 --> 00:02:38,160 Speaker 1: Do you have a job? Right? Can give you any candy? 53 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:48,600 Speaker 1: You brought your baby along as a prop pos weak ass? Yeah, 54 00:02:48,639 --> 00:02:51,720 Speaker 1: the truth is and a person must just accept this 55 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:56,360 Speaker 1: in craft of society around this, although progressives don't, is 56 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:59,720 Speaker 1: that a fair percentage of people will do the wrong 57 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:04,280 Speaker 1: thing on a consistent basis. You cannot trust people to 58 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:06,239 Speaker 1: try hard to take care of themselves to do the 59 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:10,919 Speaker 1: right thing. They just won't. There are a thousand examples 60 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:12,960 Speaker 1: of it, and they're highly annoying, but you just have 61 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:15,840 Speaker 1: to accept it. When did that We talked about this 62 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:17,440 Speaker 1: a lot of the time. When did the trunk or 63 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:21,560 Speaker 1: treat thing take off? It's fine, and I've done it 64 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:23,720 Speaker 1: before and it's it's good, But I just remember how 65 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:26,760 Speaker 1: it was born. I remember it was born of it's 66 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:30,360 Speaker 1: too dangerous to go up to strangers doors in modern America, 67 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:32,400 Speaker 1: so we too now we meet it and you know, 68 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:33,080 Speaker 1: have all our cars. 69 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:38,920 Speaker 4: They might get a hit or crack or a razor blade. 70 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:39,640 Speaker 2: Or so it said, you have them go up to 71 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:41,400 Speaker 2: strangers cars to get candy. 72 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:43,400 Speaker 1: This seems like a worse concept. Trunk We're all you 73 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:44,560 Speaker 1: got to do is put a bag over the head, 74 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:48,080 Speaker 1: put them in the trunk, off with a done deal. No, 75 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:51,200 Speaker 1: it's generally like a group. It's a church or whatever. 76 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:53,480 Speaker 4: And the the idea is we've had people right in 77 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:55,200 Speaker 4: say no, it's nice because we all get together with 78 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:57,839 Speaker 4: our friends and the kids play and we know where 79 00:03:57,880 --> 00:03:59,560 Speaker 4: they are and we all hang out and talk with 80 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:00,920 Speaker 4: our friends, which is fine. 81 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:04,800 Speaker 1: But it was born of paranoia, just ridiculous paranoia in. 82 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:08,120 Speaker 4: The early days of the Internet and people waking up 83 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:10,880 Speaker 4: in bath tubs with the ice and the note saying 84 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:13,640 Speaker 4: your kidneys have been harvested. It was born right around 85 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:14,280 Speaker 4: the same time. 86 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:17,000 Speaker 3: I kept thinking about what Jack said. Though you have 87 00:04:17,080 --> 00:04:19,880 Speaker 3: to charge a certain amount to get the real. 88 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:22,760 Speaker 1: As all it takes. I've seen it in action. A 89 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:26,719 Speaker 1: one dollar charge will make a festival so much cleaner 90 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:30,800 Speaker 1: and nicer than a free festival. It's just true. It 91 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:35,000 Speaker 1: doesn't take much to eliminate that crowd. Speaking of prices, 92 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:38,160 Speaker 1: the consumer price index for candy and chewing gum is 93 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:41,679 Speaker 1: up twenty two percent since Biden took office nearly four 94 00:04:41,839 --> 00:04:42,320 Speaker 1: years ago. 95 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:45,880 Speaker 4: That's more than twice the cumulative inflation during Trump's presidency. 96 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:49,320 Speaker 4: Twenty two percent more for your candy and gum. That's 97 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:50,640 Speaker 4: Joe Biden's America. 98 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:53,280 Speaker 1: It is more expensive, but having purchased candy at the 99 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:56,400 Speaker 1: story the other day, it is still practically free to 100 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:59,760 Speaker 1: buy way more candy than you could ever eat in 101 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:03,479 Speaker 1: your lif lifetime. It's practically free plus twenty two percent. 102 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:08,680 Speaker 1: Rich Man, it's amazing what a giant bag of crap costs, 103 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:14,159 Speaker 1: not that much. I feel like the Of course this 104 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:17,560 Speaker 1: is probably true. Obviously this is true. Shrink Flation has 105 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:20,680 Speaker 1: hit the mini candies because they're smaller now than they 106 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:24,480 Speaker 1: even weord before. They're almost to the point of absurdity. 107 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:27,560 Speaker 1: Mike is yes, micro candies. 108 00:05:27,839 --> 00:05:30,960 Speaker 2: The internet wet nuts yesterday or the day before because 109 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:34,599 Speaker 2: a woman got those miniature quote unquote fun sized bags 110 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:37,200 Speaker 2: of Minem's and she's so fun She opened one and 111 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:42,360 Speaker 2: there was one Eminem in the Oh boy, that's not fun. 112 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:44,280 Speaker 1: It is no funny. Yeah, it was about to say, 113 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:46,400 Speaker 1: I was looking at these kitkats where I think the 114 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:51,560 Speaker 1: energy to unwrap the tinfoil would burn more calories than 115 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:54,360 Speaker 1: the candy bar. So maybe it's a win wall if 116 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:56,680 Speaker 1: you unwrap your M and MS and you have an 117 00:05:57,080 --> 00:06:03,000 Speaker 1: M in there heartfe it's it's hard to justify it, 118 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:06,400 Speaker 1: like the packaging or going through the trouble of buying 119 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:08,520 Speaker 1: it and transporting it home from the store. What a 120 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:11,080 Speaker 1: I what are we doing? That's funny. I hadn't even 121 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:15,120 Speaker 1: noticed it till now. How tiny the new bite size, 122 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:18,280 Speaker 1: fun size whatever they whatever lie they call it, How 123 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:21,520 Speaker 1: tiny they are. I'll have to I'll have to do that. 124 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:24,040 Speaker 1: Take some pictures at home, like next to a coin 125 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:25,760 Speaker 1: or something, to give you some perspective. 126 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:28,719 Speaker 4: Look, there ought to be there ought to be a 127 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:31,400 Speaker 4: bust on Madison Avenue for the guy who cooked up 128 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:35,279 Speaker 4: the name fund size. Right, Hey, what do we what 129 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:37,920 Speaker 4: do we call these little candy bars? We're gonna we're 130 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:41,680 Speaker 4: gonna charge actually per ounce fifty percent more. But anybody 131 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:45,320 Speaker 4: got an idea? Yeah, a small sized diet? No, no, no, 132 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:47,800 Speaker 4: that's all negative. Give me something positive. 133 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:57,039 Speaker 1: Fun size. Do you expect trigger treats where you live? Katie, Yes, 134 00:06:57,279 --> 00:06:58,760 Speaker 1: lots of them. What kind of candy you got? 135 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:01,159 Speaker 2: I actually have not gotten it yet. 136 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:02,159 Speaker 1: What will you get? 137 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:05,799 Speaker 2: Oh, I'm thinking of sticking with chocolate this year because 138 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:08,480 Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't like them, Like in what 139 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:10,520 Speaker 2: form do you ladle it out of a pot? 140 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:13,680 Speaker 1: Or Yes, I'm gonna have a fondue fountain, Jack, Yes, 141 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:17,119 Speaker 1: that'd be funny much have the fountain and the fruit 142 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:18,920 Speaker 1: and the kids can stick their fruit in the fountain 143 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:20,120 Speaker 1: and have a couple of bites for the. 144 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:24,240 Speaker 2: One skewer per child. I thinking like the Snickers and 145 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:26,840 Speaker 2: the Reeses and all the stuff that I like, so 146 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:28,400 Speaker 2: that I can eat it after and we don't give. 147 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:30,160 Speaker 3: It all the way give the full sized candy bar. 148 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:32,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a right house. Henry was big on we're 149 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:34,560 Speaker 1: gonna do full size. We're gonna go legend, that's what 150 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:36,480 Speaker 1: he said. We're gonna go legend. Yeah, we get it. 151 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:37,920 Speaker 2: You're rich, very good, Jack. 152 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:41,120 Speaker 1: I'm gonna have like six trigger treats. I'm sure. And 153 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:43,000 Speaker 1: I don't. I want the candy gone. I don't want 154 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:45,880 Speaker 1: it around the house. I want it gone. Last kid 155 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:48,400 Speaker 1: of the night. You get your basket completely full of 156 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:50,520 Speaker 1: whatever I got left no one. 157 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:53,240 Speaker 4: But there's no blanket way. I give out the full 158 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:55,280 Speaker 4: sized candy bars, and I'll tell you why, because those 159 00:07:55,360 --> 00:07:59,520 Speaker 4: kids haven't earned it. It's the redistribution of candy. It 160 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:04,600 Speaker 4: ran forces socialist impulses. The free market is how you 161 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:05,320 Speaker 4: get candy. 162 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:07,920 Speaker 1: What if I have them entertain me for a few minutes? 163 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:09,760 Speaker 1: Can you dance or something or some you know what 164 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:11,320 Speaker 1: you can? I have a pull up bar at his 165 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:11,920 Speaker 1: front door. 166 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:18,000 Speaker 4: Right, I am the Ron Swanson of holidays, Halloween houses. 167 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:21,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. The joy I used to get from 168 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:24,120 Speaker 1: getting candy as a little kid, I barely remember it, 169 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:25,960 Speaker 1: but I remember it was joyful. I remember it was very, 170 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:30,680 Speaker 1: very exciting because I never was around candy that quantity before. 171 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:33,360 Speaker 1: I think my kids are around so much candy. Candy 172 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:35,000 Speaker 1: I'm surprising leaves a mark with them. 173 00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:37,480 Speaker 2: Really, I remember, like my last my last year of 174 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:40,760 Speaker 2: trigger treating was one pillowcases got cool. Everybody had their 175 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:41,800 Speaker 2: pillowcase to fill up. 176 00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:42,280 Speaker 1: There you go. 177 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:46,920 Speaker 4: I liked the idea of making them dance, dance, dance 178 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:51,080 Speaker 4: for me. I watched for a second. Nope, close the door. 179 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:53,600 Speaker 1: I got it. You look at the bar. 180 00:08:53,679 --> 00:08:56,000 Speaker 3: If it's fifty calories they got to burn fifty calories 181 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:56,800 Speaker 3: before they can eat it. 182 00:08:57,720 --> 00:09:01,439 Speaker 1: I've a net zero calorie policy. Put them on a treadmill, 183 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:07,640 Speaker 1: little ghost. As soon as the thing on the treadmill 184 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:10,000 Speaker 1: says you've hit fifty calories behind you in the candy bar, 185 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:13,200 Speaker 1: there you go on the next Happy Halloween kid. The 186 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:15,440 Speaker 1: dance not good enough. You can do, you can do. 187 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:19,319 Speaker 1: Come on, you can do better than that. You'd call 188 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:23,199 Speaker 1: that dancing nope slam. 189 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:25,240 Speaker 3: All right, kid, make sure you stretch before you go 190 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:27,959 Speaker 3: to Joe Getty's house. Well, I guess that's it.